Destroy The Godmodder

null post.@ Piono:

The 90 tanks were divided into groups of 9 tanks each, of which each group has 5 normally-configured t-34s, 2 t-34s with flamethrowers replacing the bow machine gun, and 2 KV-2s with 150mm artillery. I apologize if this is what you already realized, but the syntax in your Q&A was a little ambiguous,

Being that we're inside a bloody fortress which seems to be 4-dimensional and probably doesn't have an exterior as we would normally call it, I don't think that any other types of units (aircraft, dedicated artillery.) If what' I've brought still seems underpowered for a 150 post charge than I suppose I can still increase the numbers a bit, although I am trying to go for a small amount of elite troops (quality over quantity) considering the terrain.

edited 16th May '15 11:46:08 PM by paradisedj32

I size up the situation to get a better grasp on things.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 33/50 (+2 Tabbune from last round, +1 myself, +1 paradise, +2 Tabbune from this round)

• 2 to Tabbune, 1 to Herobrine

edited 18th May '15 11:56:25 AM by iamsolarflare

@lait: absolutely NO free-floating charges. of you want to give charges to X,Y and Z for donating to the laittlecruiser. you must actually name X, Y and Z

@piono: I'm confused. Can we give 3 charges to a single person now or not?

—-

Charges: charges: 11/? liquid nitrogen supply

eldritch radar: 14/20

—-

I run over to portal room two, and notice the obsidian colossus. I know what to do. I load up the Blunderboss with roundshot, I.E a singe cannonball 5 cm in diameter. Though lighter than the usual charge, it has a higher muzzle velocity due to being solid and fitting snugly in the barrel (well-made gun and shot, so very little windage gap needed). I aim at the obsidian colosssus.

Just before I pull the trigger, I use shear force of will to invoke the Reality Ensues trope in the room for a few brief seconds, just enough so that the impact of the cannonball and its aftermath occurs under realistic physics. you see, obsidian is actually quite fragile, and a large object made from it is quite likely to shatter under strong blunt impact (get the hint?)

—-

goes to Solar Flare, and two s go to 4maskwolf

edited 17th May '15 7:17:07 AM by paradisedj32

@paradise What I meant there was that we can dedicate our charges to whoever we please and yes we can give all three to a single person now.

So much for talking it down and crap the party is here too, wait there's a door? Hmm, the hydra doesn't seem to have any form of intelligence outside of kill everything so maybe I can set it loose and let the mages deal with it.

I turn to the party.

Hey Shadow, nice of you to join us, could you do me a favor and search the room while I lead this thing on a merry-go-chase!

I bait out and dodge another strike from the hydra before setting my blade to speed and run out the same door Shadow and co. entered from. Making sure that I'm always way clear of biting distance, I keep peppering the hydra with my five-seven and sword beam as I yell numerous insults at it to keep its attention on me.

charges

Laittlecrusier 327/400 (me)

something 8/?? (me)

2+1's to CC (total of 4)

1+1 to someone who donates towards my personal mookmaker/warship+ the extra from last round

The heavy lobster deal is still up.

edited 17th May '15 7:44:10 PM by Laitome

71???[jindra][amp] 22/???

Uh... Hi. power quickly nuilds up around me as I do a number of things, machines forming in the air at my willing of them to do so. First, a small set of one use thrusters throws my away from the flux demons and suc, but places me just ahead of the front lines our on side has set up. While doing this I throw down a large number of one way shields as I am pretty much flung backwards all linked with floating(or not floating) projectors. This isn't quite as much for my own safety as it is the ones with me, I may be immortal but I can still have spells cast on me with annoying effects, and the ones behind me aren't quite immortal. most of them any ways.

what do you think you're going to accomplish against me? You know me, I could handle anything you could throw at me and then some when I couldn't even do magic! And I've got a so called 'witcher' here to help me out! You won't stop me this time!

• jindra amp and shadow

edited 17th May '15 7:50:22 AM by Wyld

I use The Azure Armoury to slow time and run up to a battle master. I then turn on the laser bladesaw, and slice into him.

Is there a reason I lost my golden orb?

6/? engie

5/? engie

2 to engie, +1 to jindra

edited 17th May '15 7:54:50 AM by fseftr

Now it's time to use the Mega-Grinder. I grind up the Arch Battlemage.

Bomb:

14/15 OH MAN THIS GUN BE GUD

Grenade:

2/5

2 to 4maskwolf, one to ichigo.

I begin to head towards the Deeper Hallways, a sharp-toothed grin on my face.

edited 17th May '15 8:07:32 AM by PastryPerson

?(74/75)
?(12/? fseftr, wyld fesftr)

I do take offense to being called a monster. And who exactly is this Dyerlith, because it feels like I should be paying him a visit? While waiting for a response, I dash over and slash at some of the enchanters. You might want to answer quickly if you want an assistants left.

2 +1's to fseftr, 1 to wyld

=63 / 75= The Puffball (+4, Lait, +1 Amethyst)

The blast of Acid is quickly stopped by a simple wooden shield, the shield melting from the hit.

THE FOLLOWING ATTACK WILL ONLY GO THROUGH IF LAIT'S PLAN OF SETTING IT LOOSE WON'T WORK.

i seriously doub(t) i(t)'s (t)ha(t) s(t)upid.

le(t)'s jus(t) ven(t) some rage, plain and simple.

A huge grin crosses my face, as glitched energy surrounds my arms. Suddenly, they both pop clean off, no blood or anything. And then, streams of code flow from my body, connecting both arms to my body, in sort of a "string" based fashion. Both arms are now floating a slight distance from me, able to be controlled, through the glitched tendrils.

And then, I slingshot myself into the air, using my arms in a strange fashion. Once i'm above the Shadow Hydra, I slam a huge wooden stake into the ceiling, then descend down towards the Hydra, laughing uncontrollably. I land on the Hydra, and suddenly, long slender glitchy claws appear on my hands, and then I proceed to tear them through the Hydra's flesh. And then, as the Hydra begins to resist, one of it's heads are lobbed clean off with a quick flick of my hands.

Naturally, because Hydra's can regenerate heads, I then take the removed head, and forcibly shove it down it's neck, then proceed to cut off the neck, and shove the head + neck down the neck's stub. And then, as the Hydra goes in for a simple bite barrage with it's many remaining heads, I launch my disembodied arms downward, and launch myself upwards. My arms, claws still connected, slam into the wooden stake from before, and pull me to it.

Pushing off the ceiling, the Stake is dislodged, and it impales the Shadow Hydra, hopefully pinning it to the ground or causing massive damage.

...if the "setting it loose" plan dosen't work, I then simply stay back and let Lait do the baiting.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Amethyst

Chaos's full battle style is meant to be messed up; Chaos isn't exactly what we'd call sane. Or stable.

"Y'know, skeletons are a fun enemy to fight, because you can just take a massive hammer, smack them with it, and watch bones fly everywhere."

Having just said that, I pull out a Necro Smasher (read: massive hammer), flash-step into the middle of the skeletal giants, and- YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

...Well, I was going to just state what I was doing, but I guess that works too.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to... hmm... Also Fseftr

Alptraum Panzer: 118/500 (+5)

DEVOUR: 25/25 (Ready to deploy)

A small pile of charge: 15/50 (+2)

I guess I didn't make it clear enough that I was targeting one of the fire magi with the rabbit, oh well.

Oh Boy grinned, watching the helpless tecnomancers feverishly restart their gear. Oh Boy pulled out a sword from nowhere; a sword of pure cyan light, and rushed towards the tecnomancers as the blades front began to enlarge into an even bigger beam of blue light.

Oh Boy screamed as he brought it upon them, "MONADO BUSTER!" The cyan sword exploded into a burst of pure energy as it possibly connected with the them, eradicating the sword.

If you haven't seen Xenoblade, watch it. Yes, just do it.

3 charges for the cow.

edited 17th May '15 10:38:47 AM by OhBoyTime

4maskwolf sighs, then takes out another relic from his pack and attempts to use it to teleport to the second portal room and join the battle there.

Antimagic Steel Greaves: 5/5 (self, jondanger x2)

Antimagic Steel Gauntlets 3/5 (self)

3+ jondanger

edited 17th May '15 12:25:18 PM by 4maskwolf

Deciding I could have chosen better, I drop the heavy carbine and pull my assault rifle out again, load the underbarrel with a UHE antimateriel round, sneak around inside the Boss-Tier Battlemage Whose Precise Title I Have Forgotten's defenses while still invisible, and fire it directly into the back of his helmet, the high-velocity, tungsten-shelled lump of extremely dense explosives hitting hard enough to kill a normal person before detonating like ten kilos of TNT.

Ch AFL 19/20 {+2 cumulative from Wyld and Crystal}

SWAM Refit 17/40

• 1s to Herobrine, Wyld, Crystal.

I make and scale(as needed) a static batch file that has no point but to lay over the wall of fire to prevent any problems.

then i make a disappointed facial expression at the no free charges for 2 turns in a row

floating charges:

46

45

As Tartar sees fsetfr rushing up to a Battle Master he decides to use the cover of the (what I presume is) the super loud laser chainsaw, which will likely attract the attention that Battle Masters attention, to sneak up stealthily behind said Battle Master. As Tartar approached the Battle Master from behind he stabbed the Battle Master through the chest with Epochmaker, which promtly just before it entered the Battle Master's skin started rapidly emitting energy, accelerating its own metalic structure, thus raising its own kinetic energy and in turn its temperature till the point where the outer layers of the sword was plasma.

This liquid mass of molten metal was only held together by the hollow sword core, which prevented the metalic atoms from escaping the sword shape that held them together, but still allowing them to react with their suroundings. As the Epochmaker entered the Battle Master's flesh Tartar whispered to himself "Noble incandescent fires of purgatory, heed your master and burn this vessel to ash" this thrust would be superseded by many more, as Tartar tries to inflict as many burn wounds as possible to the Battler Master.

Tranducer Terminal^note Augmentation to the Epochmaker that allows the transformation of Temporal Energies into other types of energy. (34/55) +2 Mathlecticism (+1 charge from his two posts) making it (36/55)

Supernova attack (8/25)

• 3 to Mathlecticism. Besides that if anyone is willing to dedicate 2 charges to me, I'll do the same thing in turn.

1's to Chaoscreeper, Amp, Engie. Rod of Phyrexia 8/25 Amp'd, Creeper'd True Crystallum 4/50

I open the panel and examine what is behind it. If the panel is locked in some way, I cast Knock, before, if that doesn't work as well, pulling out a Keyblade and using it to unlock the panel. If the panel requires some type of special unlocking method, I use that special unlocking method.

I take out my wand and wack some technomancers with it

???? 1/50

armor 5/20 3 plus from ohboy 8/20

all my charges to laitome

170/200 60/100

I start activating every single trap In the room with the use of fish. Meanwhile I disable the use of any ice magic through use of a very potent antifreeze naturally produced by deep sea fish. And a bit of alchemy to redirect all ice essentia into the tvtropes worlds north pole.

3+1

Bit of a rushed post since its almost time for pianos anti ninja I believe

@pillow how many times do we have to tell you, open ended +1's are banned and its Sunday, piono doesn't update on Sunday.

Ok, I've come up with sort of a backstory for Math. It probably won't be relevant for the rest of this game, but its there for the (possible) second session. And if someone takes a closer look at him, they might find out some info.

20/20 Anti Magic Removal Executed!

I begin waving my hands through the air in front of my face. As I do, glowing lines beginning appearing around where my fingers trace. I spin my hands in bigger and bigger circles as two glowing rings begin taking shape. As they glow their brightest, I stop moving my hands and punch directly in the centre of the circles.

Both instantly shoot towards the obsidian colossus. They wrap around its arm, one on each. They then spin, slowly rotating towards the chest. They smash directly into the chest and crush the colossus into a tiny ball.

I then step on top of the colossus.

29/100 M.C.M (+3 from tartar)

edited 17th May '15 11:09:12 PM by Mathleticism

Should I use the limit break on this thing, or am I ok?

BANKS:

Bank One: 23

Bank Two: 19

   "Uh...hi...?"   

IF THE HYDRA FAILS TO ESCAPE:

   Shadow    draws back The Party, and takes a defensive position, having Arkus and the Sacred Spirit bombard the Shadow Hydra with sunlight and light spells, while he and Commander Protoh set up a defensive shield.

   "Brilliant leadership, milord. We take a turn straight into the den of a giant beast. Excellent navigation skills."   

   "Shut up and help with the barrier, Protoh!"   

IF THE HYDRA ESCAPES:

   "Well, I guess we should follow that thing..."   

The Party, under the direction of    Shadow,    follows the Hydra from the air, finishing off any survivors with the Emerald Nova and a god amount of elemental powers.

Plus to Wyld, Ichigo, Tabbune.

Wyld, who are the plus ones labelled 'Shadow' for? Me?

edited 18th May '15 8:05:18 AM by SacredSpirit123

I pull out my book and begin chanting. I hold my hand up and some pure magic shoots towards the golem.

I begin to store up some paradox energy for myself as well. 1/5

I fire a blast of Force Lightning at the Arch Battle Mage.

Toxic Darts: 8/25 (Earl, Sacred)

One for Jon, one for Sacred, and one for Earl.

@sacred I'm trying to lure the hydra out of the room while it is focused on me to cause some mass destruction. So shoot at it if you want but I'll have to change my actions if you do.