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Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#7376: May 15th 2015 at 6:56:46 PM

@amp You can make italics by doing two single quotes on both sides of the phrase you want to italicize.

@everyone people who donate towards the completion of the mighty Laittlecrusier will get a heavy lobster as a reward. (a free bullet sponge that has heat lasers)

edited 15th May '15 8:06:23 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
MooGoesCow21 Just listen to me... from Beyond the edge of unreality Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Just listen to me...
#7377: May 15th 2015 at 7:22:15 PM

I try to help ohboy

Wand 12/15 plus 3 from ohboy 15/15 in now have a wand of healing

armor 5/20

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service
Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#7378: May 15th 2015 at 7:51:37 PM

Test

Heck yeah!

edited 15th May '15 7:51:46 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
DarknessAwaits from R'lyeh Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#7379: May 15th 2015 at 9:54:21 PM

As I have been absent recently (again), what is needed for me to do and what is happening now?

Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#7380: May 15th 2015 at 11:43:13 PM

Join a group of people, then start murderizing anything labeled PG in your area. No, it doesn't matter what faction you were before, just kill the PG stuff.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#7381: May 16th 2015 at 12:50:56 AM

I throw both my swords at any of the remaining mages in the room. As soon as the swords make contact with anything, they violently explode and release pieces of hot shrapnel. These will quickly cool down if they don’t hit anything magical.

The animals continue their rampaging fury throughout the room.

25/100 M.C.M

19/20 Anti Magic Device (Paradise)

A +1 to paradise, tartar and laitome.

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#7382: May 16th 2015 at 1:43:58 AM

right then. Before ANYTHING else, I grab a pistol and try my damn hardest to make sure that there are no remaining battlemages in the portal room. I can't have them interfering with transport.

That cleared, I start up the portals. I've got something special to use, and this room seems large enough to use it!

Zhukov's army 150/150 let's rock. (the following is partially copypasted from my last post, with some modifications, including upping the numbers as you suggested. if this is too much, you can tune them down.)

  • Zhukov's Logistics headquaters will be located inside the portal room, partly due to space reasons and partly because it allows us to Hand Wave Easy Logistics. This keeps the other units fighting and allows them to heal 2% of their strength every turn. This has some soldiers to provide basic defense, but it won't hold off a serious attack. if this is destroyed, the other units loose their regeneration and suffer a 30% penalty to combat ability due to lack of supply and leadership.

  • Since are largely indoors, no aircraft are coming. however, small anti-aircraft guns are scattered among the brigades, in-case some of them find a huge room with a dragon in it or something.

  • It's best to go infantry heavy here, and small units so they can cover multiple areas. 30000 infantry trained for urban combat, devised into 10 brigades of 3000 men each. Each brigade includes a bunch of engineers, in case any walls need to be demolished or bridges built. They also have some small anti-tank weapons (including Molotov Cocktails) in-case anything oversized Comes up, along with a few other incendiary weapons.

  • let's not bring too many tanks. 90 tanks, divided into 10 groups of 9, (1 to each infantry brigade unless they end up needed elsewhere). Each group should consist of 7 t-34s with 76.2 mm guns, of which 2 T-34s have their bow machine guns replaced with a flamethrower; and 2 Kliment Voroshilov (KV-2) tanks equipped with the "derpgun", AKA the 152 mm howitzer, in case anything real heavy shows up.

  • any comments, Pionoplayer?

—-

Charges: charges: 10/? liquid nitrogen supply

eldritch radar: 13/20 - maths

Ichigo, Jondanger, and the Laittlecruiser get one [up] each

(So, Moo Goes Cow and Oh Boy are anti-godmodder now, right?

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#7383: May 16th 2015 at 1:47:27 AM

No, everyone's classed as "Player" now, and since Piono stated there aren't going to be any further opportunities for PG interference, and he'll railroad out any attempts at it, we all have the same goal; end this.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#7384: May 16th 2015 at 6:22:12 AM

Spare Charges: 13

An attack: 13

I cast 'Fear' on any remaining battle mages, who haven't been able to flee from the demons. This should have a greater effect on those who are blinded, since they can't see what's real to convince themselves otherwise. I then send them straight at the demons.

  • 1 to each of the next 3 action posts.

edited 16th May '15 6:25:46 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud
Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#7385: May 16th 2015 at 6:40:55 AM

In the event the creature talks but still attacks me I fire a sword beam at Creepers acid to vaporize the acid and hopefully to get the creature to trust me.

If it doesn't talk I just let the acid fall and dodge anything the creature throws at me.

charges:

Laittlecrusier 326/400 (me, paradisec2, C Cx 2, 4maskx2, Math, shiny)

Something 7/?? (me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone who donates to the mighty Laittlecrusier

edited 16th May '15 11:38:12 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
coolestardude That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich from Propane Waffle Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich
#7386: May 16th 2015 at 6:44:42 AM

I try continue to slash at the chronomancers in the room

floating charges:

45

44 (1 from shiny)

The less you think about it, the more it works.
fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#7387: May 16th 2015 at 7:47:35 AM

I use The Ultraband to obscure the location of myself and the group of players I'm with.

4/? jindra

3/? shiny

  • 2 to engie, +1 to jindra

edited 16th May '15 7:51:35 AM by fseftr

amethystcat who wants a golden apple? from [Location indeterminate] Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Mu
who wants a golden apple?
#7388: May 16th 2015 at 9:17:23 AM

  • 1's to Chaoscreeper, Amp, Engie.
Rod of Phyrexia 5/25 Amp'd True Crystallum 3/50

I go back and examine the papers on the floating table more closely, searching for any useful information.

edited 16th May '15 11:06:51 AM by amethystcat

Du hexen Hase!
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#7389: May 16th 2015 at 9:25:17 AM

"Yeah, I can't really do anything much until I see what's in the room I've just entered."

Due to currently being blind, thanks to no Eo TB, I deploy turrets in the place that I've entered.

Alptraum Panzer: 112/500 (+5) (Woah... I might actually finish this...)

DEVOUR: 25/25 (Ready to deploy)

A small pile of charge: 12/60 (+2)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#7390: May 16th 2015 at 1:38:08 PM

Continue searching for pages.

Antimagic steel greaves: 2/5 (self, jondanger)

Antimagic steel gauntlets 2/5 (self, jondanger)

Jondanger 3+

pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#7391: May 16th 2015 at 2:31:50 PM

169/200 58/100

I follow up my matial trance with a thousand gallons of fish oil slamming the collosus into the wall.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#7392: May 16th 2015 at 2:36:28 PM

Pillow, that's the second time you've put random +3's up...

edited 16th May '15 2:36:39 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#7393: May 16th 2015 at 5:10:34 PM

Q&A: @tabbune: I mean that once the warded sanctuary event is over, all charges will be frozen. No increase in charge will be allowed anymore, only spending ones currently in storage. @paradise: I read that as; 30K marines with various added skills in 10 brigades, and 90 armored vehicles, 5 tanks with machine guns, 2 tanks with flamethrowers, and two mobile artillery. Does that summarize it well? Also, I think for my own sanity I'm gonna remove that ridiculously low healing factor. Are you still sure you don't want to add another unit type or two?

@everyone: Please don't leave out or pick up un-dedicated +1s anymore. They've been banned.

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augmentor, having barely survived the paradox destruction of the entry bridge, joins the team in the portal room. Jindra points at a point in the wall, and blows it down. Inside is an armory. And a very large group of enchanters are working on stuff in there. Including one guy who is significantly more powerful than anyone else in immediate vicinity. He stands up, and turns to face you. "Someone needs to tell Dyerlith to keep his pets in the summoning labs! Come on people, we've dealt with rampaging monsters before!"

Remilia sprays danmaku at the battle mages, who amidst the rest of the attacks, aren't in much shape to block. 5 go down. Amp continues spraying attacks. By now, the battle mages have begun throwing up shields and moving to more defensive formations, only 2 of them who are still dazed are killed. Sundowner charges their formation, scattering it once more while cutting apart 7 of them. Don't group together if the AoE attacks one shot you...

Fseftr summons the azure armory and ultraband, and tests out the first on the unfortunate battle mages, several of whom are burnt to a crisp. Herobrine begins testing out his control of the glitch... and one of the portals in the portal room seizes up. Everyone turns to look at it as it spazzes out, then tips over, slamming into the wall and collapsing. And then the crumbled remains spit out herobrine. Welp. Looks like he's back. This prevents shiny's attack from working. Although the blindness does cause their attempts to flee to fail miserably.

Paradise charges into the middle of the battle mages, and taking advantage of shiny's blinding them, backstabs several to death. The following attacks from wyld and jondanger completely wipe them out (keep the charge jon). Paradise finds a page on one of the corpses. Wyld investigates the portal... and just about gets trampled by a pack of flux demons that comes out. The portal shuts down right before wyld blows it up with a magitek bomb. Too late.

Tabbune takes himself and solar to the portal room. Engie, in the meanwhile. Goes to pathway 2's portal room. This one is already full to the brim with undead. Not to mention the obsidian colossus in the center. Several larger forms dominate the shape of the horde, several skeletal giants and hydras, as well as a few dracolichs, plus a number of death knights and liches. The obsidian colossus starts moving, and a number of traps go off in the room. They were waiting for you. maskwolf summons an antimagic shield and breastplate. He also finds another page of zbse's book. Darkness shows up in the second portal room and joins engie in smashing up lesser undead in large amounts.

Laitome lights up the room. The massive, five-headed shadow hydra recoils in response, all five of the eyeless heads hissing at laitome and his drones. While four of the heads begin smashing the drones, the last one darts at laitome, but the head smashes into the shield, and moves back, shaking itself. Shadow and the party go into the first door they come to... and find laitome and chaoscreeper dodging attacks from the shadow hydra. Wow. What are the odds? Chaoscreeper's vat of acid runs right off the hydra. It responds by spitting acid at chaoscreeper.

Ohboy unleashes an EMP at the technomancers, who look at their equipment in shock as it somehow shuts down! They slowly pull themselves out of range, and begin restarting their power suits to keep from getting killed in the meantime. The firestorm mages unleash a wave of fire at ohboy, but moocow jumps in front of him and shields him. Coolstar suddenly appears in the room with ohboy and moocow, dropping from the ceiling and chopping apart two of the chronomancers.

math's swarm of animals attempts to rampage on the magi, but the aeromancers blow them away with a massive blast of wind. Math on the other hand, jumps off the wall, and is not deflected, instead, cutting two of the druids clean in half. The mages blow him back out of the circle, returning to trying to prevent the animals from flattening them. Earl returns randomly. Welcome back! Zbse dashes through the hallways, going deeper and deeper into the citadel, and follows math's train of animals, fending off a couple of mages with paradox magic on the way there.

Crystal searches the papers on the floating table. It seems to detail a lot of things... Notable in them is the conversation and notes on the people that were watching the room. "Why do we have such low ranking magi watching a project like this?" "Hey! We're fully ranked" crossed out "This is what I mean! We need to have advanced magi at the least! I do not understand why we have fodder watching this. This is too powerful for someone who doesn't understand the magical theory to be in charge of it." Markings of a general rude and vulgar nature, followed by an officially marked stamp of approval. It seems like there were supposed to be more important people here by now. The panel appear to be linked to the wall by a further apparatus of magic and clockwork, and surprisingly, even with how hard you check, there isn't a single trap in the room.

Jindra examines the room. All of the enchanters have grabbed gear by now. This might not be as much of a curbstomp as you were expecting. Jondanger drop-kicks a flux demon, causing it to inexplicably dissipate... but jon looks down and realizes that his bitter spray is gone. Ichigo is unsuccessful in finding the side hallway. To him it just looks like it goes straight with no offshoots. Amp's popcorn kills another flux demon.

Pastry imbues himself with the power of the Blacklight, powering up. And then paradise summons Zhukov's army. Engie places down turret, which begin blowing apart the lesser undead that try to come forward. maskwolf finds another page. Pillow slams the wreckage of the colossus into the wall, catching two flux demons the in the blast.

Ohboy unleashes a rabies ridden rabbit upon the head of one of the chronomancers, who uses time powers to get rid of it. Moocow obtains a wand of healing, and coolstar cuts up another of the chronomancers. Math's swords explode both of the remaining druids and one of the aeromancers, the remainder of whom are murdered by the animals. And then the portal finishes activating, unleashing a small flood of storm spirits. And then the colossus activates. This predictably scares away all the animals. Crystal examines the papers more closely... hey look! Another of zbse's pages... wait... what was that doing in the research material?

The enchanters prepare to take on jindra. In the portal room, the traps all suddenly spring into action. Through various flamethrowers, death spells, poisons and demonic portals, an entire infantry platoon dies off. Someone might want to take care of the traps. And then five figures walk in the room. "All right cupcakes! Why is it so hard to take out a few intru-" He looks at wyld. His eyes narrow. "You. Alright you four, lets take 'em down!" Arch battle mage and battle masters added! In portal room 2, the undead wash forwards and finally overrun engie's turrets. The shadow hydra finally gets laitome, tearing off his cloaking device and eating it. The room is also considerably darker now. The technomacners facing down ohboy's group get their gear back online as the chronomancers rush moocow, and rip the elemental shield away. The firestorm magi conjure up a massive wall of flame.

.

The Godmodder: Hp: 8/100

The Warded Sanctuary

Armory

enchanters x75 [PG]

Arch Enchanter [PG] [boss]

jindra [P] Black Aura. golden orb

Portal Room

Arch Battle Mage [PG] [boss]

Battle Masters x4 [PG] [minibosses]

flux demons x11 [N]

traps [PG]

Zhukov’s army base [AG]

Infantry platoons x9 [AG] 3000/3000

Tank groups x10 [AG] 9/9

herobrine [P]

ichigo, shiny, pillow, amp, augmentor, solar, jondanger [P] golden orb

pastry [P] Blacklight. golden orb

fseftr [P] azure armoury [A] ultraband [A]

paradise [P]: Blunderboss [A] golden orb

tartar [P]: Epochmaker (temporal circuit) [A] golden orb

wyld [P]: 20 post boost.

tabbune [P]: dragonform

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

Sundowner [AG]

Portal Room 2

obsidian colossus [PG] [miniboss]

dracoliches x3 [PG] liches x7 [PG] death knights x12 [PG] skeletal hydras x15 [PG] skeletal giants x25 [PG]

horde of lesser undead [PG]

engie, darkness [P]

Entry Path 2

maskwolf [P]: antimagic barrier, shield, and chestplate [A]

tazz [P] golden orb

h2obox [P]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Dark Chamber

Shadow Hydra [N] [miniboss]

Laitome [P]: Glyph Blade [A]

chaoscreeper [P]: cloaking device. golden orb

Sacred [P]: The Emerald Nova [A] golden orb

Entry Hallway

duck [P] golden orb

earl [P]

Portal Room (lost1)

obsidian colossus [PG] [miniboss]

storm spirits x8 [PG]

math [P]

zbse [P] golden orb

Clockwork Room

fortis, crystal [P]

Deep Hallways

chronomancers x2 [PG] technomancers x5 [PG]

firestorm magi x2 [PG] [minibosses]

wall of flame

ohboy [P]

coolstar [P]: The Batch Blade [A]

moocow [P] wand of healing [A] golden orb

Zbse’s sidequest: 71/101 pages found

.

I hope this update was up to par. Enjoy your boss monsters!

edited 16th May '15 9:35:46 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#7394: May 16th 2015 at 5:34:12 PM

[nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja]

I begin using ripples from inside the glitch to glitch equipment inside the castle randomly and kill the circuit breakers.

The Coming of the Tropes: 174/500 (+amp, engie)

Breakout Teserract: 2/50

  • 3 Engie.

[nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja][nja]

edited 16th May '15 7:07:07 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#7395: May 16th 2015 at 7:03:04 PM

Incidentally, you can't +3 anymore, it's limited to +2 to one person and +1 to another, or three +1s to separate people.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#7396: May 16th 2015 at 7:05:27 PM

@amp I believe you can since now we can distribute charges as we please.

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#7397: May 16th 2015 at 7:05:30 PM

Actually you got that backwards Amp. We were never allowed to give all 3 to one person, up until dedicated charges only

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#7398: May 16th 2015 at 7:07:40 PM

If I have to +2 engie now, then +1 him to use on the next round, I'll do that too. Engie is getting my charges. Period.

I am the once and future king.
Amperzand Knight of Cerebus from {NOT_FOUND} Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Knight of Cerebus
#7399: May 16th 2015 at 7:16:44 PM

...Alrightythen, guess I can't understand anything Piono says. :P

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#7400: May 16th 2015 at 7:25:12 PM

Thanking Ichigo for his assistance, I now have a concise sketch of what my project thus far is going to look like: It has a chassis not unlike a motorcycle. 4/125

Listening to all this hard rock while conceiving this summon has given me an idea on how I will work out my buff. 3/30.

+2 on Engie, +1 on Ichigo Montoya

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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