Destroy The Godmodder

Null: Whoops, sorry about the charges. I'll make sure to do them right next round.

> I move to the entity hallway.

Been such a long time since I was here. I'm returning, though I wonder what the system is like for actions now.

?(72/?)
?(5/? wyld, Ichigo, fseftr)

Virtually Indestrutable huh? Then again, when someone is using pure Nothingness, I doubt many common words fit the results. Either way I think its time to leave. I pause for a moment, identifying nearby powers, and point at the strongest one and the black aura lashes out in that direction, making a 7 foot diameter hole in the wall through which I will float.

Remilia will keep attacking the battlemages.

1 +1's each of the following: Fseftr, Wyld, Ichigo

edited 14th May '15 7:40:18 PM by JindraAG

yyeeeesssss I'm on my own this means I can try to reason with or sneak around things instead of being forced to go guns blazing, and this is the worst time for creeper to be afk, oh well at least I have my Glyph Blade.

How did that thing almost hit us? Well it isn't using sight, not in this darkness especially with these cloaking devices, so it must be using sonar, smell, or ground vibrations. I guess some light won't hurt.

Seeing as the scaly beast tracked me while I was cloaked in near complete darkness, I deactivate my cloaking device. Luminato By spinning the Glyph Blade around I create a countless amount of light orbs that disperse all around the room, filling it with light.

Searching around the room, I ask the creature, Tell me creature, do you speak?

If it does I try to begin a conversation with it. Either way I prepare to dodge any attack it throws at me and set my Glyph Blade to shield giving me a protective bubble for good measure.

Charges:

Laittlecrusier(may be replaced) 317/400 (me, paradise)

Something 6/?? (me)

Total of 3+1's=to the amount anyone is donating to the mighty Laittlecrusier

@Creeper you got like 5 extra +1's from me during the missed rounds and we are on our own now.

edited 15th May '15 5:07:42 AM by Laitome

Upon seeing the entourage of Magi, Oh Boy jumped off of his cape and flourished. "Yes, hello. I am the head director of the Multiversal Summoning Safety and Learning institute, and I am here to say one thing. You have failed my inspection, your safety policies are non-existent, and your containment measures are laughable at best."

Oh B Oy punctuated this by crossing his arms and huffing, "I'm sorry to say, but I'm here to shut down your entire operation. The multiverse does have standards, after all, silly."

After giving his spiel, Oh Boy pulled a giant EMP out of his mouth and threw it at the technomancers, that'll show them.

Remaining invisible, I run around to a flanking position, empty the magazine on my carbine into them in a chattering burst of smoke, thunder and Fallout-style bits exploding off of people, change position again at a sprint, then lob a pair of heavy white-phosphorous anti-personnel bombs into the biggest clumps, spattering searingly bright liquid poisonous fire everywhere, and finally follow up with a power-cell emptying series of slashes across the room with my utility laser, cutting things apart.

{Questions, about how many mages can someone kill in one post, and how well defended are they?}

SWAM Refit 13/40 {+2 cumulative from Wolf and Crystal}

Ch AFL 13/20 {+2 cumulative from Engie and Wyld}

• 1s to Engie, Wolf, Wyld.

I use my sheild to guard ohboy from any attacks

Wand 7/15 plus from ohboy

2/20 armor

3 charges to anyone who will give me a dedicated charge

Hey ohboy can you dedicate your charges to me?

edited 14th May '15 11:28:48 PM by MooGoesCow21

16/?, 5/?

Since my charge essentially got nope'd, I'll take a refund, okay?

I offer Solar or anyone in Entry Path 2 a ride on my back, then go to a direction that isn't the way I came from.

2 to Solar, 1 to Sacred.

From this point on, just assume that the cow get's all of my ones. /Null

edited 14th May '15 11:17:15 PM by OhBoyTime

The mass of animals begins to terrorise the aeromancers, the dogs, cats and chickens digging their claws and teeth into the mages, while the bigger animals either run over the mages or smash into them, tripping them over so the others can trample them.

I charge over to the towards the druids, pulling myself on top of my horse. I launch a spell downwards and the horses' hooves begin to glow. The horse then turns suddenly and makes a mad dash directly towards the wall of the room. As the horse reaches the wall, its hooves glow brighter and it begins follow the shape of the wall, running across it. I leap off of the horse, mid run, unsheath two longswords and slash through the unfortunate druids. The horse then leaps off the the wall and kicks the druids in the face.

24/100 M.C.M 17/20 Anti Magic Machine (2 paradise, 2 Tartar)

2 +1s to Paradise, 1 to Tartar.

edited 15th May '15 12:06:39 AM by Mathleticism

I don my coat once again after several months' absence. As such, I begin to draw rough sketches to make an ideal fighting machine. 1/125

I also decide to lay out some blueprints for a possible buff. 1/30

+2 for the next poster

+1 for the one afterwards.

And I blow a raspberry at the Godmodder.

edited 15th May '15 1:36:28 AM by EarlOfSandvich

'Standing here, I realize, that standing around doing nothing isn't going to net us any kills."

I go wherever the entry path 2 takes me, slaughtering the moving things along the way with powerful but inaccurate explosive blasts. What else did you expect me to do, replace the mages with various nonsensical objects? Oh yeah, sure, lemmie just turn this guy into an update terminal instead of a pile of blood, gibs, and magic. No thanks. As much fun as it would be to go dicking around with the updates, gibbing things is more of a personal preference for me. I'll admit, sometimes it's funny to see the faces of their comrades as one of them suddenly becomes something completely different... Oh dammit I'm rambling again.

Sundowner, meanwhile, is slaughtering battlemages. Dammit Sundowner I'm jealous now. Why do you get all of the fun just because you went in a different direction?

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Amperzand

Alptraum Panzer: 106/500

DEVOUR: 25/25 (Ready to deploy)

A small pile of charge: 9/60 (+2)

Fun fact: It is impossible to italicize something that you're linking to without doing some weird code wizardry.

edited 15th May '15 3:34:13 AM by engie

Why, thank you Tabbune!

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 27/50 (+1 myself, +2 Tabbune)

• 2 to Tabbune, 1 to h2obox

edited 15th May '15 4:23:28 AM by iamsolarflare

Gosh darn it, that was a good artifact too.

4maskwolf searches around for book pages. Also, he puts his antimagic breastplate on and slings on his antimagic shield.

Antimagic Steel Shield (15/15) (Self, Amperzand, jondanger x2)

Antimagic Steel Breastplate (5/5) (Self, Laitome x2)

1+ to Amperzand, 2+ to Laitome

edited 16th May '15 1:37:17 PM by 4maskwolf

BANKS:

Bank One: 22

Bank Two: 18

   "RRGH! That was annoying!"   

Commander Protoh gets to his feet, and brushes himself off.

   Shadow    gathers the Party, and they travel to another room, prepared for attack.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Tabbune.

I facepalm at my useless action and end up punching myself in the face because i'm a minecraftian so I don't have a palm. Then I join ohboy and moo by bashing through the ceiling and start randomly slashing around at the chronomancers

Floating Charges:

43

43

"Alright, nice to have my favorite weapon and...wrist accessory... and now I'm fidgeting with the one I'm actually wearing. Anyways..."

I try The Azure Armoury out by simply spraying it into the battlemages.

Descriptions from my wiki page:

The Azure Armoury (Level 35): A large rifle forged from blue and black metal that has a large amount of barrels. Can fire anything as ammunition. Runs on superheated lasers, which can be used to create a laser umbrella shield, bladesaw, or large laser sword. Can also call in an airstrike and/or backup, modify the weather, and control the flow of time.

The Ultraband (Level 35): A high-tech wristband that can project a large forcefield, control all machinery in a large radius, dispense healing energies, and obscure the location of itself, its wearer and constructs, and others.

The Azure Armoury: 150/150 engie

The Ultraband: 150/150 engie

2/? engie, jindra

1/? engie

• 2 to engie, +1 to jindra

edited 16th May '15 7:51:20 AM by fseftr

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The Coming of the Tropes: 171/500

The lesser coming of the tropes: 1/50

• 3 to Engie, who also has a 500.

Meh, you know what, I've got nothin' better to do right now. I'll do a mid-morning Q&A.

@augmentor: Oh, you're back? Your attendance has been pretty spotty so I'll give you your golden orb back, but the next time I do an AFK wipe, anyone caught in it won't be getting non-special gear back (which is to say, large charges and spoils)

@earl: Hey, welcome back! Basically, combat's shifted to flavor-text focused, so feel free to go wild with stuff just so long as it won't tip the OP scale. Just a note: you guys don't currently know where the godmodder is. Join a group and break things until you find him.

@amp: Depends. I try to make sure that there's mages left for other people to kill (hence the huge wave of battle mages to go with the miniboss) but other than that, at this point its really just dependent on flavor text. If you managed to think of a way to semi-legitimately work the anachron into this fight, the OP scale, while still in effect, is mostly just keeping you guys from keeping the others from having fun at this point. As you've noticed, there's nothing from stopping any group from completing a fight in one round anymore.

@tabbune: I nope'd a charge? Sorry, I've been missing things. Yes, you can have it back. any time a charge doesn't go off, you get it back.

@ohboy: You still need to specify them...

@engie: Don't worry, you just went into the miniboss room.

@fseftr: -_- What is it with you and somehow pulling stupidly oversized charges out of nowhere so often!? Seriously, you've probably spent more charge power than anyone else in any DTG game ever. I'm not mad at you, I'm just freaking amazed at how you manage to pull this stuff off.

I enjoy not having a charge size limit, as you no doubt have figured out by now. Besides, they don't come out of nowhere, I just kinda place them on the side until they're almost done. Also, most people who do big charges only do one while doing another smaller one, I don't.

You gun can't control time. Maybe it can warp in in your general vicinity within a 10 foot radius, but it can't flat out control time. That's gonna get Nope'd.

Eh, time control really isn't a huge deal? I'm pretty sure people have controlled time just as free actions. Guess we'll see.

edited 15th May '15 8:56:08 AM by fseftr

Spare Charges: 12

An attack: 12 (Tabunne)

I lob a splash potion of blindness at the battle mages. I then try to project my voice in such a manner that they attack in the direction of each other.

• 1 to each of the next 3 action posts.

I dash through the halls, hoping to go deeper into the citadel. If I am attacked, I unleash a burst of paradox magic onto whatever attacks.