Destroy The Godmodder

The efforts of the Flux Demons working with Shadow and Suncasters nearly burns out my grounding, then I warp out of the way and start laughing at the Demons, who just ate a good hundred and fifty kilos of weaponized nanites and are being consumed, somewhat more slowly and painfully than the first two. Then another burst of solar energy hits me, completely destroying the grounded Tabard and throwing me twenty feet backwards into a wall. I respond to this by throwing one of my swords at the Suncaster who hit me, pinning him to the wall by the neck, then dodging out of the line-of-fire behind a pillar to rethink my strategy.

SWAM refit 9/40

Charged attack for later 8/20

• 2 to Wyld!

• 1 to 4Maskwolf!

edited 12th May '15 10:22:58 PM by Amperzand

Having dispelled the time-whimy non-sense, Oh Boy gave a mental high five to his god. Oh Boy thrust his hands towards the Magi, forming a tiny portal in-between them. "Nameless one, head my call!" A bunch of slimy tentacles erupted from the portal, attempting to eviscerate multiple Magi before spasming back into the portal.

The amused laugh of a baby could be heard; the portal closing in on itself. Oh Boy began to laugh, "Thanks, Dad!"

edited 12th May '15 10:10:36 PM by OhBoyTime

61/???[shadow][jindra][amp] 19/???[amp]

As she takes the hits, and stands back up bleeding somewhat. tch, so what? I'm... still immortal... kind of stings though... she mutters with the understatement of the week.

All right, I know this area, there is a non euclidean hidden door that leads right behind these guys over here.

there is?

there is if you believe hard enough.

My infusion leaps into action, attempting to quickly find the door and then proceeds, once she is behind the mages, to tear the door off its hinges and throw it at the mages.

three plus ones

edited 13th May '15 2:42:51 AM by Wyld

Nullpost

@smartgirl No, lord herobrine the troper and herobrine, the minecraft creepypasta, are completely different things. Lord Herobrine was in this game for quite some time until he had to take a break during the glitch, and don't worry he isn't PG like the creepypasta, in fact he's a strong AG.

@lordherobrine Welcome back!

edited 13th May '15 2:33:51 AM by Laitome

PG? AG?

PG and AG mean Pro-Godmodder and Anti-Godmodder, respectively. That's about the most basic thing there is about this series.

wow i'm such a noob

maybe i'll actually read the OP in the next session

edited 13th May '15 3:34:23 AM by SmartGirl333

"...Flesh golems. Heh."

I slowly walk up to the nearest one relative to my position, swinging a More Gun and laughing quietly, until I'm within striking distance. Then...

I immediately declare that the Flesh Golem is actually a block of cheese.

The Flesh Golem turns into a block of cheese because reasons. Following that... oddity, I mount a steering wheel on it, fail to earn a driving license, and crash into the Gargoyle at 3km/h. Trample-type damage, due to a misplaced exponent, is for some reason 100 times more lethal than it should be at the moment, causing my crash to actually deal damage equivalent to crashing into the Gargoyle at 300km/h. The absurdly low speed and absurdly high impact damage result in some interesting Ragdoll Physics.

Sundowner executes the last suncaster (if alive), then goes after the flux demons.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Amperzand

Alptraum Panzer: 104/500 (+1)

DEVOUR: 25/25 (Ready to deploy)

A small pile of charge: 3/60 (+2)

Spare Charges: 10

An Attack: 9

Limit Break Time!

With a flash of light, all has stopped moving. Time itself is on pause for me. I then conjure a blade of pure energy and take a single decisive slash at each of the enemy mages in this room, aiming for a weak point (vital organs, etc.), before time resumes.

3 +1s.

@Piono Gotcha. I'll be back with another action post.

I stroll casually behind my fellow AGs, whistling.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 22/50 (+1 myself, +2 paradise)

One +2 to anyone who can dedicate a charge for me, and one +1 to anybody.

edited 13th May '15 11:41:29 AM by iamsolarflare

SWOLE:28/50

Light Runner:30/35

I don a hazmat suit and spray a flesh golem or two with a non-communicable flesh-eating bacteria

3 +1s.

edited 13th May '15 4:28:23 AM by h2obox

I look at moo and ohboy, to see if they're in the same situation that i'm in. since that won't really help me at all, i face-palm(in my imagination) and wait until i can in fact move(i hope it doesn't take too long).

If i can, i add a batch-bubble around the area that speeds time up(in that area) so that if somebody ends up frozen again, they'll still be able to move because the batch uses addition

floating charges:

41

41

(2 from shiny,2 from h2o)

14/15 (what should be a room wipe), 1/?

Once more! I breath in, then breath out a Lightning Storm at the casters.

3+1s!

edited 13th May '15 5:52:54 AM by Tabbune

"Well I'll be damned, someone is just asking for a good wallopping. Nobody breaks my equipment and gets away with it... but I'll let someone else take you down."

4maskwolf leaps back away from the mages, getting behind his allies to make himself not the first target for attack.

Antimagic Bracer 15/15 (self, herobrine x2, amperzand, iamsolarflare, h2obox, tabbune, shinycottoncandy, Wyld x2) (dampens magical effects in a close proximity of the wearer, reducing their effects).

Antimagic Steel Shield 8/15 (self, Tabbune, paradisedj, moo x2, johndanger23 x2, laitome)

2+ to Amperzand, 1+ to anyone who posts below me who will dedicate a plus to me.

edited 13th May '15 2:31:44 PM by 4maskwolf

Since I'm still stuck in the glitch, I'm only here to read the comments, eat popcorn, and COLLECT CHARGES.

@Engie, please, for the sake of clarity, name the people you take charges from. For example, in this case I can't tell if you took any charges or not, and Piono already warned up about taking charges twice, which I do not want to do by accident.

—-

charges: 6/? liquid nitrogen supply -h20, solarflare

eldritch radar: 6/20 -Tabbune, h20, solarflare

Zhukov's army 150/150    in reserve   

—-

hey, I hope that Hyperactive Metabolism is in effect for our allies, because I'm about to collect PLENTY of rations!

I brandish a meat cleaver in one hand and a carving knife in the other. I then flank one of the flesh golems, approaching from the side.

Knives readied, i charge in close and start hacking apart the flesh golem, seemingly in a frenzy. There's however a method to my madness: Every bit of flesh that falls off is actually a neatly cut slab of meat, perfect to stuff in a tin can and use as rations.

Yes, I am infact about to butcher this monster into food mid battle. I wonder if any of this meat has stat boosting effects of any sort?

—-

Solarflare, here's 2 s for you. Anyone else, take this one:

@Piono: is there any standard method for resolving what happens when a event results in the same charge getting claimed twice? This has happened to me twice so far, and I am concearned about what to do in such a case.

edited 13th May '15 7:35:39 AM by paradisedj32

I banish some of the flux demons.

Hmm, I think I'll create some artifacts with my charges regardless of how ineffective they might be, better than entities at least.

The Azure Armoury: 146/150 engie, solar

The Ultraband: 146/150 engie, solar

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to solar

I grin and ignite my hands on fire, sending a flurry of punches at the three in my way. If they are defeated, I dash out of the room and investigate my surroundings.

I watch ohboy and try to help him

Sheild of elemental sheilding: 9/10 +1 from wyld 10/10 i now have a sheild

Wand of anti magic: 2/20 +1 from wyld, Maskwolf, tabbune makeing it 5/20

• 1 to maskwolf and 2 free 1s

Hmm, about what I was expecting on the item front. Flavor-text-based attacks are awesome, by the way.

An aura of undirected thaliamancy gathers around me as I prepare for an attack. I immediately flashstep/teleport/offscreen-move behind one of the chronomancers and tap him on the shoulder. As he turns, I move with him, staying out of his sight. When he's turned completely around, I mail him... wait, I meant nail him with a smack from a fish wrapped in a bunch of newspaper. Holy mackerel! Rolling with the accidental mistyping, I stuff him in a tiny box, add a roll of stamps, and toss him at another chronomancer at a great speed, yelling "Special delivery!" The box clocks the (non-)jock and gives him a shock. Next, I rappel down from the ceiling (and don't ask how I got up), calling in a squad of ninjas to come down and aid me in the next attack. We all pull out unbreakable katanas and start slicing up another chronomancer, anti-time-shenanigans field active throughout. Ninjas don't like to slow down, after all. Finally, I just push a button on an Acme Anvil-Drop Remote, and the obvious thing happens to a chronomancer.

edited 13th May '15 8:27:55 AM by amethystcat

Relax, paradise. I only take charges from people when they name me as the recipient of those charges.

I head towards Sundowner.

"Er, nice job. Anything I could help with?"

Seeing the Flux Demons, I unleash my charged laser blast at them.

Blacklight Order: 6/10

edited 13th May '15 12:14:10 PM by PastryPerson

I stab one of the mage guys.

Mega-Grinder:

26/30

Bomb:

9/20

3x+1s.

@piono: Very well then.

Wait what was that thing the shadowcaster dropped when I blew his brains out?

Using the ensuing chaos around me I cloak and run over to my executed former prisoner's corpse and retrieve the shadow knife he dropped. Quickly I run to the back of the group.

Hmmm, I got an idea.

I detach my Glyph Blade from my cloaking device and turn off my cloaking device. With a flick of my wrist the glyph blade opens up, revealing a small chamber where I can store anything. Quickly I shove the shadow knife in there so my glyph blade can absorb any energy still on it. I then set my glyph blade to light. Opening the end of the Blade I aim it at the wall and set it to mix the energy of the shadow knife and the energy of the Blade itself.

Fusion complete, Annihilator ready, Firing in 3,

I brace myself against the opposite wall.

2, 1, firing.

And with that giant laser shoots out of the glyph blade and makes a giant hole in the wall going on for who knows how long, no rubble, no debris just a giant empty hole. After my Glyph Blade ejects the drained shadow knife like a rifle cartridge, I cloak and run into the hole.

If Chaoscreeper doesn't post this round I grab him, activate his cloaking device, and run down the hole carrying him on my shoulder.

After Creeper and I find another corridor or room I fire a sword beam from the Glyph Blade to close the giant hole I made with debris.

charges:

Laittlecrusier: 311/400 (jindrax2, jonx2, me, C Cx 2, paradise, moox2)

Something: 4/?? (me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone

edited 13th May '15 3:57:07 PM by Laitome