Destroy The Godmodder

@Victin yeah, that seems to be what we do at the Minecraft forum game.

Movie: 16/20 ^* 

After believing in themselves (since 'the magic was within them the whole time'), Katie, Michael and DOB drag him back to the battlefield. Yes, anticlimactic, but seriously, I need to wrap th—ah crap Hussie broke out.

Phil and Chris really seem to be getting along good enough without him, though, as all the critics seem to agree.

Kernelsprite: 8/10 ^* 

YES!!! Oh man, this'll be awesome!

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Since no one claimed my last one, I now have a + 6 available for trade. I will accept a + 3 in return.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:57:37 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Cyborg Phil's gun: 8/5

With the gun overclocked, I aim it at the godmodder and say "Smile, you son of a-" before shooting him in the back with the overclocked blast while he's focused on Herobrine.

The Witch-King smashes a bomber with his mace, sending it hurtling towards the fighters. He then turns to a Geth Prime and says "The Grox Mothership's airlock is open. Gather a squad of Geth and board the vessel." The Geth Prime (codenamed GP-1) nods and gathers four more Geth (2 troopers, 2 rocket troopers), then leads them onto the Grox Mothership via using the fighters and bombers as Stepping Stones in the Sky before jumping through the airlock. The other Geth continue their assault on the Grox fleet.

Imperial Fleet: 7/10

Charges: 4/10

edited 11th Jun '14 8:59:25 PM by IchigoMontoya

I did just notice your +1 to anything I'd like from last page and placed it thusly on my last post. Thanks for that!

The laboratory's move is underway. Already the energy's getting stronger through here... 15/50

Thanking Victin for the addition of that gene, I carry on with my experiment. The cell has by now split. 4/40

Against all better judgement, I send the coodinates to Handsome Jack so that the moon base would blast the everloving hell out of the Grox and/or Godmodder and/or whatever else he may have with him at the time. 3/15

Free action: I use a grappling hook on one of the fighters, get myself up there and then grapple it to another thing while riding it down Just Cause-style

@Dimentio: I add some energy to the Kernelsprite. 9/10

@Victin: As it turns out, the energy I am gathering is also working rather well with your aura... 8/20

@Wordless: This stuff is potent. It can be of great use for your explosive. 4/8

edited 11th Jun '14 9:59:39 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Whoa, down into 1/8 health in the first turn?

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I decide to extend the summoning process. 10/15

I draw Mustang once again. 1/5

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The Titunev launches a squadron of fighters as the captain gives the crew a Rousing Speech. For the next few turns, the Titunev regenerates health and deal extra damage. Right before the Geth squad enters the airlock, Kongou attempts to sterilize their entry point by bombarding the hell out of it.

I fire my Link Gun at the Titunev, repairing it over time.

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@Earl: One of my engineers happens to be an ex-Hyperion. He uses his connections to make them process the request faster. 4/15

@Victin: The engineers creates a better sound system for the band. 6/8

@Dimentio: I help summoning the Kernelsprite: 9/10

edited 12th Jun '14 7:32:21 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I get out my chalk, drawing a large elaborate summoning circle beneath my feet; taking out a knife, I prick my finger, letting a few drops settle in the center of the circle. Lastly, I set up a ring of lit candles around the circle, and begin saying the magic words that will make the Godmodder fall in love with me, and thus give up on his silly godmodding. [1/4]

In the meantime, my faithful owl and cat familiars set up layers of barriers around me, each progressively thicker than the last.

League Champion: 11/15

I load another clip of health grenades. 2/5

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I keep my Link Gun trained on the Titunev as it activates Flak Burst, dealing massive damage to strike crafts while barely denting larger vessels. The fighter squadron attempts to engage the Grox bombers.

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@Prince: I have no idea why, but I help him with his love magic. 2/4

@Wordless: The engineers devise a casing that sends extremely sharp fragments upon detonation. 5/8

edited 12th Jun '14 2:32:47 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

19/30: wow, thanks for all dem charges. "writhe"

9/20: looking pretty good...

5/10: i scrap everything I did in the last 4 charges of this summon.

I fire dual Uzis at the mothership.

edited 12th Jun '14 4:00:31 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I throw a massive bomb at the mothership.

Mysterious energy starts to come from my body: 1/3

I charge up: 5/7

I assist H2obox's first charge: 20/30

edited 12th Jun '14 7:50:46 AM by Tabbune

Seeing as the other A Gs are now infiltrating the Mothership, I wave towards them.

Plan:

21/50

Badmins:

10/20

I get to the engine room and set the bomb to go off next round. 4/5

@Dimentiosome I help out some with the production of the movie. 17/20

@Prince I do something to help your love thingy. 3/4

@h2oblox I buy MORE cookie production enhancing items. 21/30

edited 12th Jun '14 9:03:06 AM by Jondanger23

I holster Cyborg Phil's gun and order the warlocks to hail the Goblin Archmage, then fire my RPG at a Grox carrier.

The Witch-King swings his mace at a Grox fighter, sending it hurtling towards a bomber. The Geth continue to fire upon the Grox ships' targeted weak spots.

GP-1 and his Geth squad ready their weapons and keep their guard up for any possible enemies while waiting for more allies to join them.

Imperial fleet: 8/10

Charges: 5/10

Goblin Archmage: 1/7

My warlocks contribute to Prince Vertigo's love magic after considering that such an idea might be Crazy Enough to Work. 4/4

I wait until all attacks to the Mothership are done this round. [Free]

More people arrive, forming a orchestra. The band and the orchestra join forces to play this song. [7/8]

After receiving extra energy, my aura erupts into a maelstrom of red hot flames. [9/20]

@h2obox: I give you the Grandmanicon, an ancient book of recipes and techniques passed down from grandmother to grandmother ever since the dawn of grandmotherhood. It contains tips and tricks from cheek-pinching through sweater-knitting beyond eldritch-summonings to cookie-baking. +1 [22/30]

@Prince Vertigo: I actually was planning something similar, so I send some of my power to help the magic ritual. +1 [5/4]

@Jondanger: I wait until your bomb explodes. +1 [5/5]

After my wait, I border the Grox Mothership. [1/?]

edited 12th Jun '14 11:09:54 AM by Victin

23/30: EHRMAGHERD. SURMURHNS. 10/20: halfway through! 6/10: I grab a staff with a top of what appears to be a blue chat bubble.

I throw a pack of bacon at the grox.

@Victin: i use the power of a thousand Lucarios to intensify your aura. +1 [10/20]

edited 12th Jun '14 2:57:46 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I strike the mothership with lightning, hoping that it will keep bouncing towards other Groxs

Mysterious energy keeps coming out: 2/5

I keep charging: 6/10

Q&A: Yes, Vogon poetry canonically kills people. Sorry Victin, I'll try to remember, but I won't make any promises, I'm doing a PE camp so I'm sort of tired. Yes, you can claim a +3 trade as long as no one else has claimed it yet. Sorry wordless, I forgot to delete that. I used that to keep track of which entities were getting mini-crits. No no no, Fury, you can't just use a one-post action and give an entity huge buffs like that. Health regen and doubled health? I'm sorry, but no. That requires a charge.

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Earl unleashes a computer virus towards the Grox, infecting one battleship with the 'glitched' debuff. Victin points out a massive weak spot on the mothership, increasing the damage of all attacks aimed at it for two rounds. Victin adds a thorns modifier to her protection shield. Wordless attempts to point out to everyone that you've broken into the mothership. The Dracolich goes into the mothership, and immediately runs into five Grox warriors.

Ichigo attempts to shoot the godmodder, but the godmodder whirls around and deflects the bolt, it grazes Herobrine for 1000 damage, then flies up into space and destroys another destroyer. Five of the Geth make their way up to the mothership, taking out two fighters on the way. Earl takes down a fighter and a bomber with his grappling hook, Fury fires a link gun at the Titunev to give it a regen buff, Prince enters the game (welcome) and has his familiars protect him, and fury lengthens the health buff for two more rounds. h2o fires his dual uzis at the mothership, dealing 3000 damage. Tabbune deals 3500 damage with a massive bomb. Ichigo fires his rocket launcher, dealing 1250 damage to a carrier, h2o throws a pack of bacon at the grox, which Gcat intercepts and eats, gaining 1 health. Tabbune strikes the Mothership with lightning, dealing 3000 damage.

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Battlefield:

The Witch-king brings down 20 bombers, and the Geth ground forces deal 6500 damage to the mothership. Kongou unleashes a massive barrage into the airlock, destroying all the grox warriors within. The Titunev opens fire on the nearest battleship in a grand final stand, with massive numbers of fighters and bombers flooding towards it and one of the other battleships opening fire from further away. The Titunev unfortunately still goes down, but not before dealing a whopping 25000 damage to the Grox battleship. The fighters and bombers and battleships have used up their actions. Most of the remaining capitol ships unleash a massive orbital bombardment that deals massive damage to the various AGs on the ground. The mothership instead focuses its fire on the terror kraken currently attached to its hull, dealing 7500 damage to the offending cephalopod.

The terror kraken retaliates, dealing 15000 damage to the mothership, but the other AGs hear what wordless was shouting, and divert their fire. The various AGs deal large amounts of damage to many different ships in the Grox fleet. The godmodder finishes Herobrine off, and then something strange happens. The one ship in the entire Grox fleet that hasn't done anything this round... duplicates. Meanwhile, inside the mothership, the Geth and dracolich finish tearing their way through several patrols and find... That the Grox need to learn to put their command centers in safer places. The place is heavily guarded, but once taken over... the mothership seems to all operate from the bridge.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 83/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 458750/500000 [weak spot exploit 1 round]

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 48750/100000

Grox Carrier x4 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 30250/50000

Grox Cruiser x9 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Destroyer x20 [PG]: Hp: 9500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 2167 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 3217 remaining.

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 18000/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 3000/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 5000/11000

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 13500/17500

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 9250/11000

Geth x25 [AG]: Hp: 300/300

11th Doctor [AG]: 7500/8500

Boo-boo [AG]: 7000/8500

Gcat [AG]: 4/5

Buckethead Zombie [AG]: 7000/10000

Terror Kraken [AG]: 42500/50000

Kongou [AG]: 17000/17500

Area: The Mothership:

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 35000/35000

Geth x5 [AG]: Hp: 300/300

Grox Warriors x25 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Grox Mechas x10 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Defense System [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

edited 12th Jun '14 4:27:44 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

24/30: brace yourselves, grox.

11/20

7/10: I raise my staff over my head.

I throw a flashbang inside the mothership

edited 12th Jun '14 4:38:45 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I throw a grenade at two Grox Mechas.

Plan:

22/50

Badmins:

11/20

The bomb overcharges in the engine room and blows up with 10% more power! 6/5

@h2oblox I buy ALL the cookie production enhancing upgrades. 25/30

edited 12th Jun '14 4:45:02 PM by Jondanger23

Since everyone contributed to my love ritual, the glyphs and candles begin to flash with power, and released hundreds rosy-pink tendrils of love to capture the target. In the meantime, I pull out my cell phone and start calling up favors. [1/5]

Additionally, my familiars summon a ghost, who prepares to possess the Grox in the mothership. (Because Haunted Technology plus Hive Mind is a wonderful combo to exploit.)

edited 12th Jun '14 4:56:29 PM by PrinceVertigo

26/30: Oh man...

12/20

8/10: I say "In the name of ROBLOX, I SUMMON THE GUESTS!"

I throw a rolling pin at a grox battleship.

edited 12th Jun '14 5:07:15 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

Annoyed that my overclocked shot failed to even dent the godmodder, I splash the Witch-King with five healing potions while plotting my next move.

The Witch-King receives his healing, then assaults a battleship with magic. The Geth recover from the Grox bombardment and quickly retaliate.

GP-1's squad engages the Grox warriors, mechas and the mothership's defense system alongside the Almighty Dracolich.

Imperial fleet: 9/10

Charges: 6/10

Goblin Archmage: 2/7

I successfully finish my move, and already do I have a kingdom behind me thrive out of this newfound energy. 16/50

I keep splitting the cells while carefully looking out for more entities to observe and extract DNA from. 5/40

A Hyperion representative chimes in, informing me that the request has been processed and they are readying the cannons. 5/15

@h2obox: The summoning is nearly complete. At last, a new powerful subject. 27/30

@Prince: I place an additional power charge into your cell phone. 2/5

@Jondanger: Make that 40%. 7/5

For my free action, I wrap a towel around my head then tell the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal that it should enter the mothership.

edited 12th Jun '14 6:17:53 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

The orchestra and the band vanish in a flash of light. Somehow, through the vacuum of space, a background music arises to power up everyone fighting against the Grox. [8/8]

With the extra power income, my aura turns from red-hot fire to white-hot plasma, and I'm surrounded by lightning and thunder. [11/20]

I apply an Attack buff to myself. [Free]

I realize the means of taking over the Grox Mothership are right in front of me, so I simply cast Chain Lightning at the Grox Mechas. [2/2]

@h20box: We're doing this man. We're making it happen. +1 [28/30]

@Ichigo: I greet a fellow archmage. +1 [3/7]

@Jondanger: Make that 70% +1 [8/5]

Dammit. Missed the second turn.

(1st turn)

Urahara: "Oh, yes. I remember that event, but I thought you didn't want that ever mentioned again via death threat? Aizen: "I did. I still do, but right now, I need the machine. If you could grab some people to haul parts, that would be splendid 3/50

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Plotkai'ing into the Multiverse, Majora grabs the Master Sword. 11/35

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@ A request is sent out for extra charges.

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In the meantime, Aizen launches a (free action) SPAM food cannon at a Grox Cruiser.

I am the once and future king.

@pionoplayer Hey, what happened to Cassandra?

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! HEROBRINE!!!! Buddy, I'll save you. Death is Cheap and whatnot. But for now...

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Movie: 19/20^* 

After seeing what they're doing, Hussie willfully joins the writing group.

...

Katie, DOB and Michael instantly go ballistic on each other (But in non-lethal ways).

Kernelsprite:11/10. OVERCHARGE!!!!^Important! 

Okay, this could be a bit complicated.

1. Borrow sonic screwdriver.

2. Use sonic screwdriver on head, releasing TARDIS and PAM.

3. Before they can disappear, push them into the kernelsprite

4. THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!

5.

 PARDISPRITE ATTACKS!!!

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I offer Lord Herobrine a +3 in exchange for a +3.

edited 13th Jun '14 8:25:33 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Imperial fleet: 10/10

I look to the sky and see four Star Destroyers arrive on the scene. The starships release 500 TIE Fighters each, giving us a total of 2000 fighters. I radio the fleet and specifically tell them to not attack the Grox mothership since the other AGs are busy taking it over for our side, but all the other Grox ships are fair game, to which the fleet replies with "Affirmative.". I then throw glitter in the godmodder's face.

The Witch-King swings his mace at the bombers while the Geth continue their precision fire on the Grox vessels. The TIE Fighters and Star Destroyers engage any Grox ship in range except for the mothership.

GP-1 blasts a Grox warrior with his plasma cannon while the rocket troopers handle the mechas and the regular troopers battle the system defenses.

Charges: 7/10

Goblin Archmage: 4/7

edited 13th Jun '14 2:08:45 PM by IchigoMontoya

@Prince: You need to state the finished charge, otherwise it will be treated as a one-shot action.

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League Champion: 12/15

I rack the slide. 3/5

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Damn. So much for tanking damage. Kongou, being the Hot-Blooded girl she is, charges inside the airlock and unload her guns at the Grox.

I cast Libra at the duplicated ship.

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@h20: The engineer discovers an exploit in the Source engine! 13/20

@Ichigo: Bob the summoner lends some of his mana to the Goblin Archmage. 5/7

@Herobrine: I help Majora's evil scheme. 12/35

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...