Past / Future Thing?
=48 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)
I decide that these mages are rude, and would look better as corpses. I then utilize the Cloaking Device and a pitchfork (which I sorta found; don't ask), to prod other mages into the line of fire of their allies attacks! If there's only one mage left, I insert the Pitchfork into his/her neck, then twist it.
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+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: @h2o: I suppose... They might not last long though. @jindra: I was never really intending for you guys to stealth through it. You had the option, but yeah, you guys blew it pretty hard. Don't worry, I won't penalize you guys. @tazz: Hello again. @sacred: Well, they aren't working for the godmodder, just with him. But the psychic paper would've tipped them off. Zbse tripping the alarm was basically the end of all hope of sneaking in as a group. @ichigo: Okay, maybe I was being to subtle. Trying to leave now will cause you to miss the entire event, and by the time everyone gets back, you guys will be getting involved in those 'other events' and hence there will be no need to go find any individual gods.
@everyone not posting: A warning, once everyone has left the main platform and there is no longer any action there at all, I'm probably going to blow it up just to get rid of inactives. So if you're just watching and waiting, I would recommend posting again.
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Jindra turns around and opens fire on the aeromancers, catching the first off guard. Fantasy worlders aren't generally ready for bullet-type projectiles. The other two jump off the platform, moving around to avoid being shot. Solar stabs a pyromancer, who grabs solar's arm, getting ready to immolate him before whipping around in surprise at ichigo's falcon punch blasting two of the hydromancers off the edge. And before he can do anything, h2o slams into him, launching him out into the distance, where he disappears into a 4th dimensional fold in the wall.
Engie attempts to rip the magic right off the areomancers. He fails, but the dragonfly drones don't. Sundowner charges the last hydromancer, cleaving straight through both his water barrier and him. Wyld grabs one of the geomancers, he turns pale as all of his magic zaps out of him. His eyes turn grey, and he turns to dust, disintegrating. Huh. You'd think imbuing yourself with elemental magic would be more advanced than these guys could handle. Laitome dives to chaoscreeper as the fire fight erupts, giving him a cloaking device before dashing past one of the remaining, very confused and panicky geomancers, decapitating him.
One of the geomancers finally processes what's happening and tosses a chunk of the bridge at the group, but shiny redirects it into the other geomancer, and tabbune kills the one who threw the rock in the first place with an ice lance to the heart. Fseftr pushes one of the pyromancers off the edge, and tazz attempts to shoot the last one with a large gun, but it turns out it won't fit in the pocket dimension, so he doesn't, so chaoscreeper kills him with a pitchfork. But then the pyromancer and hydromancers thrown off the edge suddenly rise into view again, using their respective magics for levitation! So Shadow just shoots them all down with the emerald nova.
Moocow teleports up to ohboy, and ohboy proceeds to use his limit break to smash the entire ceiling inwards, completely vaporizing it. He and moocow drop into the room, and look around at the two surviving and very shell-shocked space magi. It appears they don't want the crystal meth. Remilia continues bashing on the gate, making no progress, but then hears something from inside, "Who the gorilla are these people?!?" "This isn't a department problem! We're being invaded!" Laitome looks for a page of zbse's book. He doesn't find any-. Wait. There is actually one. It seems to be marked with something, but he doesn't see what it is before it poofs.
Math casts detect magic and is blinded by the result. The answer to his question of where there might be magic is a resounding YES. The platform he is on looks almost exactly like the other one, only minus the group of dangerous psychopaths and tear in the space-time continuum. And he is unable to see the other one. Freaking non-euclidean geometry. Its not far away, you know that. But now you have no idea which direction it is anymore. On the other hand, the doorway in doesn't seem to be blocked.
Another round of magi appears near the door, and prepare another spell, about to force everyone away from the door, but then zbse punches the pavement, and dark ripples roll out of his book, through him, and out through the stone, causing paradox energy to pulse through everyone, giving everybody a nasty shock, and everyone magic-based a slight glitch in their magical power. This gives Remilia an opening, and she danmakus the entire circle around her with a swing of her parasol. More frantic shouting from within the barrier. "S***! That little girl just took down an entire quarter-circle of geomancer with her parasol!" "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!"
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The Godmodder: Hp: 8/100
The Warded Sanctuary
Entry Bridge
Remilia Scarlet [AG]
wyld [P]: 30 post boost.
Laitome [P]: Glyph Blade[A] cloaking device
Sacred [P]: The Emerald Nova [A] golden orb
shiny [P]: Chaos Form. golden orb
chaoscreeper [P]: cloaking device. goldern orb
jindra, duck, amp, fseftr, tabbune, paradise, pillow [P] golden orb
engie [P]
Entry Platform
pyromancers x2 [PG]
darkness, pastry, ichigo, zbse, solar, tazz, augmentor, cobalt [P] golden orb
tartar [P]: Hollow sword core (temporal circuit) [A] golden orb
jondanger [P]: ultra bitter spray [A] golden orb
h2obox [P]: elemental chainaxe [A]
coolstar [P]: The Batch Blade [A]
Sundowner [AG]
Entry Platform 2
math [P]
Top of the Fortress
ohboy [P]
moocow [P] golden orb
space magi x2 [PG]
Zbse’s sidequest: 66/101 pages found
edited 7th May '15 4:43:09 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Wanderer
Alice? (395/? fseftr, shiny, tabbune, math) note
?(66/?)
Turning to Wyld These guys really gave you trouble?. I'm going to attempt to jump through the hole in the wall.
3x+1's to anyone who gives +1's
@piono:Pretty much what I was thinking.
edited 7th May '15 5:04:49 PM by JindraAG
Happy Box Hater
156/200 46/100
I advance further in to the castle place and hit any hostile that try's to stop me with a fish.
3+1
FYI I'm missing posts because of regents prep courses and such. Therefore I might be a bit inactive in my descriptions of my actions as well.
Why is a yam attacking me?
Something something smithy
I jump in the air and leap off of the entry platform, energy cracklings around me.
Something something Arena.
That orb was probably too much, but... Eh.
I rush up to the magicians and begin to shake their hands, "Yes, hello! Hello, good fellows!" Oh B Oy looked around the crazy room they were in, laughing nervously. "Yes, I'm sorry about that hole, but this geometry just makes my head spin!" Oh Boy punctuates this by spinning his finger around in a circle, a wide fake grin covering his face.
"Yes, yes. I'd heard about this place on Craig's List, and I'm here for the apprentice mage position. Would you know where that is, by any chance?"
The bound soul
45/???[sacred][pillow][jindra] 14/???
Well, I was alone, inexperienced, and generally facing off against as many as fifty at a time. but these guys? a dime a dozen, seriously. they could replace fifty, maybe even a hundred of these guys quicker than you could kill ever them, plus quite a few of them have fancy revival magic, its the arch mages, and the leader that'll usually give you an issue... well, that and the nasty surprises they leave all over the place, they managed to get me locked in a box with five feet of steel on the walls, and about fifty feet deep, and I'm pretty sure they have some interesting 'specimens' they like to throw at people to see what happens. Oh, and non eulicidan geometries are hard to navigate.
With that said, she walked over to the barrier, and dove her hands into the center, burrowing into the thing via draining, and tearing it asunder. now then, Here I stand with years of experience, powerful 'allies' and a few new tricks. Lets see if they ever find out who I am, I mean, they sent me to here as a power upgrade for the resident Wyld here, So I suppose they'll figure it out soon enough.
three plus ones
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...
Something something DBZ
how do I join.
edited 7th May '15 5:55:11 PM by YOLOisfox
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
"Well, that could've gone better. Guess I'm gonna have go with my other plan: sneaking into the fort by myself while everyone else is busy beating each other up outside."
I activate my cloaking device and sneak over to the different entryways that Alpha's scan found. After that, I have Alpha download any possible schematics of the fort to my phone so that I'll know which path will be the safest to take. While the AI does that, I study the various passages as I contemplate which would be the best option to sneak through.
One for Jon, one for Sacred, one for Tabbune.
First in and first knocked out
Just start doing stuff.
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
SWOLE:25/50
Light Runner:23/35 (Spirit)
I summon a bulbmin, which is basically a small Dwarf Bulborb that's resistant to most elements. Does weak damage, though.
I blast one of the pyromancers with water while my pet Bulbmin nibbles one of the other pyromancer's feet.
2 +1s, and a +1 to SacredSpirit
edited 7th May '15 6:06:01 PM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
The storm has arrived.
Ok, this should be pretty simple. There's only me and although I could be outnumbered, I shouldn't draw too much attention. They should still be distracted by the crew out front.
I run as fast as I can up the path and through the doorway. If any mages appear, run past them.
16/100 M.C.M (h2o, wyld, pillow, jindra)
9/15 Magic Repulsion Machine (h20, Wyld, pillow, Jindra)
3 +1s.
edited 7th May '15 6:12:39 PM by Mathleticism
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
Just listen to me...
I ask if i can be a apprentice mage too
Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
The Elements Ten: 60/225 Umbrella?: 26/30
I take the weird orb right next to me unless I can't and rush to a location that is not this one and is not backwards, to wherever killable things might be found. I then proceed to whistle to these killable things. Nothing happens, predictably, and the killable things laugh. Suddenly, a rumbling his heard throughout the land-a shockwave of divine power! My enemies tremble in fear, as the Hand of Truth rises over the horizon! Utterly massive in scope and possessing the power of TRUTH, this is the being that shall slay my enemies! Without a second to spare, the Hand of Truth proceeds to make its legendary fourth form, the GOLDEN GESTICULATION! Normally immensely offensive in any other context, the GOLDEN GESTICULATION's sheer power smites the killable things, killing them horribly with the power of the Hand! The Hand then descends and vanishes.
I mock the remains of the killable things I have just killed by proxy, still kind of wondering where I woke up.
ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
Knight of Cerebus
I quickly switch magazines for cryolytic/hollow-point, rather than incendiary/armor-piercing, then warp {Technological warp, not majjyk} directly behind the Pyromancers and spray a line of six-mil elemental-opponent lead through both of them, the weapon firing fast enough for anyone not looking at it to think I'm holding a chaingun, then, as the many, many bullets send them flying forward in shock, pump two twenty-mil slugs through the backs of their heads from the underbarrel, obliterating the important bits of their brains in a sort of red mist.
That done, I catch up to the others while reloading, light scouting power armor making it feel like I'm on the Moon.
Charged attack for later 5/20
SWAM refit 4/40
- 1 to Wyld!
{Incidentally, what's the limit on plus-ones? I'm playing it safe here, but I'd rather optimize if I can.}
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I receive a response from Gentek on my phone.
"Who are you, and how do you know about Blacklight?"
I respond. "I'm trying to fight this really annoying overpowered guy."
Blacklight Order: 3/10
Laser Chrage 3/3
EAT YOUR GREENS
I shrug apologetically as I stab another mage in the gut with my mechanical pencil.
Really don't like doing this! So sorry! Maybe if you worked with us you could get profit instead of pain, but what do I know?
—CHARGES—
Old Oak Doors: 13/50
3x +1s to charge-givers
When everything changes nothing changes.
Sundowner immediately kills the pyromancers, before moving on to wherever there might be more things to kill.
Meanwhile, I assist Remilia in bashing down the door. I do this by FLYING INTO THE DOOR AND PUNCHING THAT DAMN THING SO HARD THAT THE DOOR DISAPPEARS, THE WALLS THEMSELVES SPLINTER, ''AND THE ENTIRE CASTLE SLIDES A FOOT BACKWARDS! This works because goddamn it, AWESOMENESS DOES EVERYTHING! AND PUNCHING A DOOR INTO NOTHINGNESS IS AWESOME!
A duck spontaneously lays an egg on the Update Terminal. Why? For the sake of comedy, just in case AWESOMENESS somehow wasn't enough to PUNCH A DOOR INTO NOTHINGNESS!
- 2 to Fseftr
- 1 to whoever gives me a charge
Alptraum Panzer: 98/500 (+1) (Almost a fifth of the way there!)
DEVOUR: 19/25 (+2)
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Keeping cool
Spare Charges: 8
An Attack: 7
I blast one of the hovering mages with a magic disruptor.
3 +1s
SoundCloud
BANKS:
Bank One: 18
Bank Two: 14
"Kr rk!"
The Party feel the jolt of Paradox, and fall back a few paces.
"This...is getting annoying."
Shadow takes out a vial of a red liquid, then sips it, while thinking of what to do next. The rest of The Party provides a reflector shield in case anyone gets hit.
Ichigo knows what the liquid is, and anyone from Enter the Arena v4 might.
Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Tabbune.
What do you mean the Psychic Paper would tip them off?
edited 8th May '15 6:40:49 AM by SacredSpirit123
@Sacred:It's Sanguine, right?
You got it! 
edited 8th May '15 6:46:59 AM by SacredSpirit123
pantheocidal maniac
OK piono, I am gonna ask this OOC because I want to be damn sure: What portion if the fortress' passages are large enough for a T-34 tank to operate in? Also, sorry for missing a post. Studying got in the way
Řehoř urist looks around at the fighting, then at his pistol. "I need a bigger f***ing gun" he says. OH wait, found one!
artifact charge: Blunderboss : 17/17 Shiny, Solarflare
Řehoř suddenly pulls out an utterly massive shotgun. almost a meter and a half long and with 50 centimeter wide bore, it more closely resembles a break-action punt gun that has the barrel and stock sawed down enough to be carried. In actuality, it was custim-made in this state using modern materials to give it strength. Smoothbore, It can fire a kilogram of shot (of varying sizes) to hit many targets at once, or a single 720 gram cannonball. Really, its more like a hand-held field gun than a shotgun.
Of course, the recoil means I will get thrown onto my ass at every shot, but it's WORTH IT.
weapon acquired, I run down a passage that is large enough to look like it leads somewhere important, trying to search for any clues to the Godmodder's location (and possibly Zbse's pages). "I think we can afford to split up in our search. We have the firepower!"
Zhukov's army 150/150 -shiny ON HOLD —- 3
s for the glory of the proletariat!
edited 8th May '15 10:44:05 AM by paradisedj32
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich
After not seeing anything that i can really do right now, i move to the Top of The Tower and create a comical sitcom called Sexy Doctor Man(everyone in the cast is me).And i project it into the sky.
Zorg charge: 31
Arzor charge 31
(1 from Shiny Cotton Candy and Mathleticism) I then salute Shiny and Math for donating charges because i've used them almost every turn
The less you think about it, the more it works.
BANKS:
Bank One: 17
Bank Two: 13
"This is NOT going well..."
Shadow, not entertained by the army of Mages, turns quickly, releasing a burst of Emerald Nova, attempting to gun them all down. He then slaps Zed before he can use the Paradox Magic.
Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, H20.