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h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#7101: May 5th 2015 at 2:56:08 PM

I use my Chainaxe to glide over to a foothold or side entrance. I then test how summoned entities will hold up, by summoning a Dwarf Bulborb. If he appears intact, he shall be my trusty pet, and I will infuse him with elements to become a Dwarf Elemental Bulborb. If he is glitched or hostile, I will merely punt his sorry tush off the castle.

SWOLE:23/50

Enhanced Dexterity:20/30

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#7102: May 5th 2015 at 5:49:09 PM

Okay, sorry for schedule and priority failure, but there's no update tonight. Missing updates should stop being common now though since the play is over. They won't stop completely though, end of the year has me a little frazzled.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#7103: May 5th 2015 at 6:06:55 PM

I pull out a cellphone and order in a sample of the Blacklight Virus.

Laser: 2/3

Blacklight: 1/10

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#7104: May 6th 2015 at 7:37:50 AM

I sigh and shrug at Jindra, saying well, I was hoping we'd at least get a little closer before we would have to wade through hordes of monsters. I mean, stay away or die would work with most people, but not ones who can summon endless hordes of... unusual creatures, indefinitely.

edited 6th May '15 3:13:10 PM by Wyld

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pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#7105: May 6th 2015 at 3:11:53 PM

Q&A: @jindra: No, you're fine. I won't correct IC stuff unless its a character using 'knowledge' that contradicts established lore of DTG. @moo: Okay. @tartar: that'll work okay for a starter, but upgrades are going to be more difficult, because I want to avoid another elemental chainaxe, one is enough. I'm not going to let you waste a limit break on that right now though. @ichigo: Just some OOC knowledge, but most of the gods you might try to get help from here aren't going to be available. There's something else going down in the pantheon. @paradise: Yeah, I suppose. Although how you're going to get your HQ into the fortress is a good question.

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Several people try to assuage the worries of the apprentices, everyone is bristling with tension. Shiny shows the picture of the godmodder to them. "Shoot. Take them down! They're hostiles!" Before the apprentices can do anything, everyone, who already had their weapons drawn, mows them down with a combination bullets, grenades and suchlike. The magical actions don't work until engie's aura goes off. When the alarm sounds again, it is suddenly cut short as the grey glow around engie spikes outwards, shattering the blue crystals lining the walkway, and the magic starts working again.

By this point, the three apprentices are all already dead. Remilia continues trying to bust down the gate, and starts making headway, but when the alarm gets cut off, reinforcing magic floods into the barrier, and Remilia is unable to finish bashing the door down. Ichigo attempts to make it for the portal, but the blaze of fire forces him to back away; the apprentices were right in front of it. And everyone who tries to go into the castle finds the way blocked by the barrier preventing Remilia's entrance.

Ohboy gives up, and as the magic dampeners go offline, teleports all the way to the top of the fortress, smashing straight into another of the blue crystals. Ohboy lands safely where it once rested, and watches with satisfaction as it falls somewhere off below, landing on a unsuspecting flux demon, which topples out into the abyss. Math grapples off the platform, and circles around, but finds himself on another entrance platform. This one seems to be empty though... Tartar summons his sword core and gives it time powers, fseftr's nanobots' location systems short out due to the alien geometries, and fail.

h2o and engie's summons go through just fine, but both are blasted into pieces by a small circle of mages who appear where the apprentices were, and a chunk of wall shoots out, forcing Remilia away from the door, followed by several more mages. "Right then. Whoever you punks think you are, you've made a big mistake. Take 'em down boys!" "Ahem." "And ladies!" The various magic users immediately begin whipping up spells to unleash.

.

The Godmodder: Hp: 8/100

'The Warded Sanctuary''

Entry Bridge

geomancers x3 [PG]

aeromancers x3 [PG]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

wyld [P]: 30 post boost.

Laitome [P]: Glyph Blade[A]

Sacred [P]: The Emerald Nova [A] golden orb

shiny [P]: Chaos Form. golden orb

jindra, duck, amp, fseftr, tabbune, paradise, chaoscreeper, pillow [P] golden orb

engie [P]

Entry Platform

pyromancers x3 [PG]

hydromancers x3 [PG]

darkness, pastry, ichigo, zbse, solar, tazz, augmentor, cobalt, moocow [P] golden orb

tartar [P]: Hollow sword core (temporal circuit) [A] golden orb

jondanger [P]: ultra bitter spray [A] golden orb

h2obox [P]: elemental chainaxe [A]

coolstar [P]: The Batch Blade [A]

Sundowner [AG]

Entry Platform 2

math [P]

Top of the Fortress

ohboy [P] golden orb

Zbse’s sidequest: 65/101 pages found

edited 6th May '15 4:16:39 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#7106: May 6th 2015 at 4:21:48 PM

Alice? (389/? h20 x2, fseftr, paradise, tartar, engie.) note 
?(65/?)

I'll just turn and open fire on the aeromancers. Well stealth drops dramatically at first contact. And nothing is infinite or endless, trust me on that.

Remilia keep bashing on the gate.

3x+1s to anyone giving charges.

edited 6th May '15 4:25:17 PM by JindraAG

iamsolarflare EAT YOUR GREENS from oh, you know, somewhere in cyberspace Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
EAT YOUR GREENS
#7107: May 6th 2015 at 4:34:05 PM

Aw. Y'know, we could've been friends.

I stab a mage with a particularly sharp mechanical pencil.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 12/50 (myself)

3x +1s to anyone who helps me with the Doors

edited 6th May '15 4:39:38 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7108: May 6th 2015 at 4:35:36 PM

Falcon Punch: 35/35

"So you wanna do this the hard way, huh? Well, if it lets me get through the portal, then so be it."

I unleash my Falcon Punch on the apprentices standing in front of the portal, sending them flying away. After that, I quickly dash through the portal as fast as I can in order to go and get more help.

One for Jon, one for Shiny, and one for Sacred.

edited 6th May '15 4:36:23 PM by IchigoMontoya

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#7109: May 6th 2015 at 4:52:05 PM

"You know what I find funny about mages?" I ask, gray tethers suddenly impaling the aeromancers.

"Their inherent squishiness. Seriously, it's like to be able to cast spells, you have to have bones made out of gell-o."

The tethers yank hard, pulling the mages closer to me.

"There's that, and the fact that you're all pretty much rendered useless if you can't cast spells. So, yoink."

The tethers pulse, physically removing the magical essence from the Aeromancers. A blast of wind then hurls them all into the abyss below, but they only get a short distance before baby dragonfly drones burst out of their flesh.

"Yay, more to join the others!"

Each of the baby dragonfly drones all fly up to me, using the teleporter on my drone's back to teleport to the Drone Hivemind. I think I'll only let you know that that exists, and tell you nothing more about it, for now.

Meanwhile, Sundowner charges the Hydromancers, machetes glowing with heat. Cause, y'know, burn the water mages for the damages.

A baby dragonfly drone crawls out of the Update Terminal, looks around, then wonders how the hell my teleporter screwed up THAT badly, before flying away.

  • 2 to Fseftr
  • 1 to whoever tosses me a charge

Alptraum Panzer: 96/500 (+1)

DEVOUR: 16/25 (+2)

edited 7th May '15 11:09:49 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
OhBoyTime from Your Screen Since: Mar, 2015
#7110: May 6th 2015 at 5:48:32 PM

Having acquired a golden orb, somehow. Oh Boy held it above him, using its power to summon a thousand sparkling star fragments. Jumping into the air as he threw the destructive force into the main mass of the fortress, the fragments exploded into a multicoloured burst of plasma, hopefully burning into the fortress.

If it breaks through, Oh Boy will roll into the hole. Brandishing a platter of garnished human flesh as an offering for any being that may be in there. Oh, yeah. And some meth too, everyone knows that magical beings love crystal meth. Or so he thought.

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#7111: May 6th 2015 at 5:49:30 PM

41/???[ichigo][amp][sacred][solar][jindra] 13/???

Well, My 'friends' you can call me... Wyld I suppose, of course I'm not quite him, so you can call me...

Magic charges up around her, gathering at her joins, and in an instant, she goes from 0 to 50, a pink aura trailing behing her. As she grabs one of the geomancers by the throat and slams him into the barrier)along with physically touching the barrier with her other hand) she finishes the sentence. The Witch Hunter.

you are totally stealing my thunder here.

what thunder? the closest I ever saw you to making thunder was trying to electrocute someone to death.

oh also it wasn't smart telling them, they probably have contingency plans against us. Also They'll probably be able to detect the lack of magic that you practically throw everywhere from a mile away.

whatever, they can TRY and kill me, a whole fort of these guys couldn't do it in over a decade.

three plus ones

edited 6th May '15 6:17:48 PM by Wyld

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h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#7112: May 6th 2015 at 6:07:08 PM

I appear to vanish, leaving but a puff of air where I once stood.

The pyromancers and hydromancers hear a noise above them.

They look up, only to see me spiraling down on a crash course straight for their faces.

I smash into one of the pyromancers, my collision creating a small shockwave.

That noise?

TOLERANCE:900/1000

wait. So with the summons being able to happen again, I can amass a small army of Mooks?

SWOLE:24/50

Light Runner:21/35: Teach these wizards the ways of the ol' "barrage of kinetic bullets". It's basically a vehicle with dual machine guns.

3 +1s.

edited 6th May '15 6:09:33 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#7113: May 6th 2015 at 6:20:53 PM

So much for basic decency.

I run for cover and activate my cloaking device and give the extra to Chaos Creeper. Then I rush around the firefight cloaked, setting my blade to speed, decapitating mages.

And since I'm cloaked I check their corpses for pages of zbse's book.

Charges:

Laittlecrusier 271/400 (me, C Cx 2, Wyldx2, Jindrax2, solarx2, h2ox2)

Two Cloaking devices 14/14 (me) DONE

edited 6th May '15 6:50:45 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#7114: May 6th 2015 at 8:00:56 PM

Hmm... There has to be something here. I'll search every inch of this platform. And cast a magic detection spell specifically covering this platform.

Then, see if there are any pathways off of here. Where am I in relation to the other platform?

4/15 Anti Magic Machine

11/100 M.C.M. (Wyld, h2o)

3 +1s.

edited 6th May '15 8:01:18 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
MooGoesCow21 Just listen to me... from Beyond the edge of unreality Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Just listen to me...
#7115: May 6th 2015 at 8:59:36 PM

I teleport to ohboy

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#7116: May 7th 2015 at 12:19:31 AM

I receive crackling over my cellphone, and pull out a handheld transceiver.

"I need Blacklight."

Blacklight Order 2/10

Laser Charge 3/3

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#7117: May 7th 2015 at 5:49:25 AM

11/?, 9/?

Forget what I said. Attack! The power limiter breaks as I shoot a quick Ice Lance, aiming at a Geomancer's heart.

3+1s!

ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#7118: May 7th 2015 at 5:53:37 AM

Spare Charges:7

An attack: 6 (Ichigo)

So much for being reasonable.

I grab one of the enemy mages as he is about to attack. I then warp with him and redirect his attack at one of his allies.

3 +1s

SoundCloud
fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#7119: May 7th 2015 at 8:19:57 AM

I flashstep next to one of the mages and push them off the bridge.

??? : 134/150 [up], [up]x2, math, engie

???: 134/150 [up], [up]x2, math, engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

edited 7th May '15 2:39:00 PM by fseftr

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#7120: May 7th 2015 at 10:24:03 AM

I think you people were originally supposed to sneak inside, not full on frontal assault the thing......

Wow, ya'll just went in all guns blazing.

I am the once and future king.
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#7121: May 7th 2015 at 10:27:26 AM

I punch the ground for the hell of it... With paradox magic...

Something something Arena.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#7122: May 7th 2015 at 10:30:14 AM

@Herobrine: Hey, I stayed behind to scan the fortress for a passage that I could use to sneak into the place. Everyone else decided to just go Leeroy Jenkins.

JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#7123: May 7th 2015 at 10:32:58 AM

Well more a few people decided to raise flags while we were discussing how best to head in. And things went down hill from there. Though that is going to be a funny image of them going "HEY ENEMIES" when we all already were pulling weapons on them. And cracking the barrier s apparently going to be a thing too. The idea of stealth died FAST.

edited 7th May '15 10:34:57 AM by JindraAG

The_Nonexistent_Tazz ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! from ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! Since: Mar, 2015
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
#7124: May 7th 2015 at 11:09:53 AM

The Elements Ten: 59/225 Umbrella?: 25/30

"Zζζζζζζζζζζζζζζζ...AH!!!"

I wake up. Somehow the Glitch put me to sleep. I had a weird dream where I merged with the Glitched-out Metal Sonic and killed everyone, but that was definitely a dream. That would have been an awesome thing, though.

I question what is going on, because I certainly don't know, and shoot some random non-deity jackgorilla in the head with a gun almost literally the size of china. I don't even care who, AG PG or Neutral, as long as it's not Twin nor Cobalt Shade. Or property of either.

Back, after life threw complications at me. Herp a derp.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#7125: May 7th 2015 at 12:43:48 PM

@Ichigo:Hello, I tried Psychic Paper, but SHINY tripped the hostility reaction by showing an image of their BOSS. The update clearly stated PG. Now, someone punch Zed in the face before he trips ANOTHER alarm.


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