Destroy The Godmodder

The ship does not sink, but the Kraken is comfortable it will soon, comfortable enough to summon a tentacle, which wraps a Grox cruiser in a tight roller. Soon the crew's vision might be a little hazy.

What Tabbune was thinking jumping in the middle of what I presume to be a space craft and a giant mythical monster, I do not know but I keep my opinion to myself and upload another video.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I add Permanency modifier to my Reinforced Protection buff, turning it into a Lasting Reinforced Protection buff. [Free]

A radio appears out of nowhere, surprising me. It then starts playing this music. [3/8]

I watch the Mothership's shield as it is attack, and study how the attacks affected it. [3/8]

An aura of arcane power shows itself to those in my presence. [4/20]

@h2obox: I can't stop clicking the cookie! +1 [10/30]

@Wordless: I noticed that I added +1 to your summoning ritual last post, but once again someone else added to it before me. You should have 28/30, or actually... Close to the summoning ritual, an unseen presence adds his voice to the chant. +1 [29/30]

@Armored Fury: The IJN battleship accelerates. [14/15]

Help me! *clicks cookie*

edited 10th Jun '14 6:02:04 PM by Victin

edited 10th Jun '14 11:09:02 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

The Marine strike fleet has arrived, unloading as much ammo on the Grox as possible before quickly withdrawing upon completion. 15/15

After the fleet left, I advise all allied forces to wear earplugs as I take out a huge bullhorn, clear my throat and read from the book of Vogon poetry:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or otherwise I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

(5/5)

I continue to draw energy from the Mammon Machine as I completed my laboratory. 9/50

@h2obox: I buy you a few Antimatter Condensers with the energy I gathered. 11/30

@Armored Fury: I'm sure the league champion can appreciate some of this energy. +1

@Ichigo: Here's some energy that your Imperial fleet could use. 4/10

I give Herobrine some gold-plated cooked pork (healing)

edited 10th Jun '14 9:27:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Cyborg Phil's gun: 5/5 (hold)

Cyborg Phil's gun finishes charging, but I put it on hold in order to allow anyone who wants to contribute to its overclocking to add to the charges. I throw a Bolt of Divine Retribution at a carrier.

The Witch-King throws his sword at a fighter. The Geth carry on firing at the targeted weak spots.

Imperial fleet: 5/10

Charges: 3/10

edited 10th Jun '14 8:16:41 PM by IchigoMontoya

Alright guys...this will do...something...

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Movie: 12/20 ^* 

All 18 assault Hussie, but he uses his various creative majyks to knock them out. Only 6 remain...

DOB glances up at the chaos surrounding Hussie. He looks around the room and makes eye contact with Michael, Katie and Soren. Maybe he didn't know it at the time, but this was what they had been preparing for their whole life. All the over-analysesation of pop culture, all the meaningless discussions around a dinner table...their life's worth of genre savviness was finally going to pay off.

Meanwhile, Phil and Chris have decided to simply steal some video from Indirect.

Kernelsprite: 5/10 ^* 

Leading up to AWESOMENESS.

Cassandra: 9/10 ^* 

Okay, so...this is pretty much what you need to know about her:

Cassandra has a magic wand which can absorb magic and souls (If she's quick enough). She can fire generic magical energy, create portals to other dimensions (if she strains herself) and use telekinesis. Her type of magic is weak against carbon, which is why she can't just annihilate everyone. If the wand absorbs too much energy all at once, it blows up.

Along with this, since she's technically an angel, she can go One-Winged Angel with her 'N.A.R.S.A.I.F.' mode. This gives her wings (thus, she can fly) boosted magical energy and a halo which doubles as an antenna. Also she doesn't have a belly button.

In case you haven't figured it out by now, the book I'm writing is essentially a comedy.

(Cracked staff: 18, 6 conscious)

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Victin: The aura becomes clearer...? 5/20

Ichigo: I call in a favour from Palpatine 6/10

And, uh, not sure I can do this, but I'll trade a + 1 charge for a + 1 charge.

+ 1 to whatever Earl wants.

________

HEY! Maybe we need to befriend the Grox!!!

...Hmm. Maybe.

edited 11th Jun '14 3:58:39 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Hmm... I could definitely see an outline of what the source of all this power is from. Hopefully I can harness it sooner or later... 10/50

Now that I have lots of power, I can make a new experiment. I'm thinking perhaps an Ultimate Lifeform with which to fight the Godmodder... I extract a single cell from myself and place it in a tank. 1/40

Charging up a new attack now. Identifying possibilities... 1/15

@Ichigo: Thanks to my abundance of power, I put in a bit of it to overclock Cyborg Phil's gun. 6/5

@h2obox: Who could've known that this much energy can transfer into this many cookies? 12/30

@Dimentiosome: And a bit for your movie too. 13/20.

And for my non-charge action, I let out a Cluster F-Bomb at the mothership, set to explode upon impact, even if it's just the shields.

edited 11th Jun '14 12:42:35 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I cast Windfury on Boo-boo, he attacks twice this turn.

Charging energy: 3/7

Sorry about my last post. I accidentally clicked send right before my phone died.

League Champion: 9/10. Thanks, Earl!

"Good day, commander. This is TDN Titunev, reporting for battle."

A Kol-class battleship◊ has arrived! 15/15

Although somewhat lacking in firepower, the Kol-class boasts the highest durability of all ships in the TEC Navy. In addition, it has a slew of abilities that makes it even harder to kill.

"It's the British-born super dreadnaught, Kongou! Nice to meet you!"

Instead of another battleship, the IJN sends this girl◊. 15/15

Don't let her looks fool you. In exchange of not having special abilities, she's tough, hits hard, AND agile!

The Titunev moves in front of the Grox fleet and activates Adaptive Forcefield, dramatically increasing its defense (Especially against missiles). Kongou simply shells the Grox with her 41cm guns.

Also, I allocate my engineers to allied projects:

@Earl: One of them starts working on harnessing the energy. 11/50

@Victin: The engineer helps studying the Mothership's attack pattern. 4/8

@h2o: The engineer searches for exploits in the Source engine. 8/20

edited 11th Jun '14 12:41:54 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I buff up Kongou to deal double damage until end of turn.

Energy charge: 4/7

Thank you very much, Victin!

30/30 Summoning Ritual Initiated.

The chanting gets louder, more powerful, even louder, getting darker, outright shouting, spit flying off their lips, an enormous cacophony.

Then .... it stops. Silence. The dragon egg in the center of the circle quivers. Only a little. Before the ground beneath it smashes open, and the egg is swallowed up by the earth.

A stark white, bony claw exploded out the ground, its sharp fingers digging into the ground again, as the rest of the colossal beast emerged. A dragon skull, filled with matted, spiky teeth. The rib cage, filled with a dark, pulsing energy, with two, skeletal wings, covered in an inky blackness to help it fly. The beast pulled its feet out, before releasing a colossal, maddening, sinister roar at the Grox fleet, making the air shake and vibrate with its power. The Almighty Dracolich Summoned!

I grin at beast, before hopping onto its back, and commanding it towards the mothership. The beast takes off, and swoops down upon the surface of the mothership, raking it with its claws, and removing chunks with its teeth.

The rocket continues its journey. 5/10

The telekinetic power begins to fill my body. 3/5

I begin creating some kind of explosive, that contains a lot of firepower focused it a small area. 1/7

@Victin: I point out the small maintenance airlock on the mothership, to improve his knowledge of the craft. 5/8

@Wereael The summoning of the dracolich throws more and more rocks into the air, enlarging the rock in the sky. 9/10

edited 11th Jun '14 2:51:28 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Are you out of your mind? Besides getting us a cool badge,every space colony in the galaxy will hate us!

Welcome to my special hell.

I jump off the dracolich, pull out a execution axe and take to the mothership, smashing it with all my might.

The dracolich runs off, towards the maintence hatch, and attempts to gouge its way through it.

The rocket continues its travels. 6/10

The psychic power is about to overflow... 4/5

After messing around with various dangerous chemicals, I find something suitible for the job 2/8

@Victin: My violent attack on the mothership provides an insight into the structure and nature of its plated body. 6/8

@h2obox: I supply some energy to the summoning ritual. 13/30

edited 11th Jun '14 5:16:44 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I suggest you don't melee the mothership like I tried to

(2nd Draw. End of Turns)

Ragyo is preoccupied with the past action. ===> (Ragyo boards a Grox Carrier and poisons the crew's food.)

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Getting a truly despicable idea, Aizen whips out his phone. 1/50

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Dear me.. it looks like the Hogyoku has a mind of it's own. 9/25 to summon of Majora

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@h2obox: Due to the alteration of the Leylines in a completely separate dimension, the Hogyoku has sped up the summoning Ritual. 14/30

@Earl: Executive meddling on the part of Tite Kubo under the orders of Aizen has gained you several energy generators. 12/50

@Godmodder: Commitment to this forum thread has earned you a slushie from Pinkie Pie. +1 point for absolutely nothing.

edited 11th Jun '14 7:34:54 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

"... A Dracolich? Now that's a guy with style. Hmm... Attacking the Mothership, eh? Here'ya go." I give a Piercing Attack buff to the Dracolich, which does... Exactly what it sounds like. But if your attack is strong enough, maybe it'll pierce the first enemy, and the second, and the third... If. [Free]

A guy with an electric guitar, long hair, sunglasses and a hat appears. Ominously silent, he turns the radio into an amplifier and starts playing a guitar cover of another song. [4/8]

With the engineer's help, we finish discovering the weak spot of the Mothership's shielding. If anyone were to help this charge, 8/8 means a giant "ATTACK HERE" sign appearing where you must attack. [7/8]

To fasten the coming of my powers, I take my wand and my scepter. [6/20]

@h2obox: I set up a Rube Goldberg Machine to click the cookie for me. +1 [15/30]

@Ichigo: What time is it? Adventure Time! Overclock time! +1 [7/5]

@Tabbune: +1 Charge for you. [5/7]

I disappear somewhere.

Plan:

21/50

Badmins:

10/20

I begin looking for the engine room. 3/5

@h2oblox I buy several cookie production enhancing upgrades for you. 16/30

@Jondanger: I would advise you to not sabotage the ship. Taking over is much better.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:17:03 AM by Victin

^Dialoglog 

Alright. So, once this kernelsprite is done, you and TARDIS will have a seperat—

Wait, me and TARDIS?

...Well, unless you want me to wait another 10 turns, yeah, you'll share a body.

4nd b3 c0mpl3t3ly 54f3 fr0m d154pp34r1n6 1nt0 n0th1n6n355?

...Wat.

4nd b3 c0mpl3t3ly 54f3 fr0m d154pp34r—

Can you please talk without the l33t?

...f1n3...

...

FINE

Okay, so, once you have your own body, you can actually help out on the field. Then, once you get killed, Cassandra will absorb you into the Imperium, so that even though you're technically dead, I can bring you back in like 50 turns. Then, I'll have a 3 turn Heroic BSoD, after which there'll be a Roaring Rampage of Revenge. Sound good?

Uh...even if we're in the Imperium, can't we still disappear?

You didn't disappear from my head, did you?

Oooooohh, clever.

___________

Movie: 14/20^* 

Michael provides a distraction while Katie attempts to create a weapon out of a chair, a corn and duct tape. DOB attempts to look up how to defeat evil webcomic writers/horse enthusiasts while Soren instantly assumes he's going to survive since he's the protagonist. He is then knocked out. In retrospect, maybe Genre Savvy-ness doesn't work too well in the real world. Although it is pretty cheap that the guy they're facing has magical powers and they don't. ...or do they?

The 2 other staff suddenly realize that they're generic Redshirts and run.

As for Phil and Chris, they've managed to write out a decent chunk of the plot. Holy crap is it awesome.

Kernelsprite: 6/10

Cassandra: 10/10^* 

An angel is summoned to the battlefield. See the description from my last post.

(Cracked staff: 16, 3 conscious)

_______

+ 3 for trade.

Woah. Adding the whole '+ 3 help other people' thing really helped to make us more cooperative!

Yes, I know. It's possible to befriend the Grox, but VERY HARD.

Aren't the Vogons evil or something? I'm not that far in the book. Like, they blew up earth for such a petty reason.

edited 11th Jun '14 5:07:09 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Q&A: Oops, sorry victin, its hard to tell gender on the forums. Yes Lord Herobrine, you can increase (or decrease) the cap of a charge at will. Dimentiosome, do you have any idea who the Grox are? Its okay fury, you are allowed to go back and edit posts. Indirect, the terror kraken cannot summon tentacles, it does not have the benefit of being underwater to protect its tentacles and count them as separate entities. Lord Herobrine, I don't think you ever summoned Ragyo.

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h2o uses a buff banner, which makes a random attack this round mini-crit. No, making all attacks mini-crit requires a charge. Fury launches a corrosive rocket at a battleship, dealing 1250 damage, Ichigo attempts a baguette beatdown but gets beaten down with a baguette, h2o throws jarate at a battleship dealing 1500 damage, and indirect uploads more videos.

Victin permafies her self-shield, the Marine strike fleet unloads large amounts of rounds into the Grox dealing a mini-critted (thank h2o) 5500 damage to every carrier. Earl then reads off some Vogon poetry, which brings down 25 bombers and 50 fighters and heals Herobrine for 1000 health. Ichigo throws a bolt of divine retribution for 1000 damage to Herobrine, then earl unleashes a cluster F-bomb, which removes 1500 health from the outer shield. Tabbune causes Boo-boo's attack to mini-crit this round, the Titunev and Kongou hit the field, and then the Almighty Dracolich is summoned. Wordless slams into the mothership with his axe, dealing 1000 damage, victin makes the Dracolich's attack mini-crit, and jondanger disappears.

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Battlefield:

The witch-king take down 10 more bombers, the Geth open fire, but the swarm of small craft blocks the way, so the attack only destroys 50 fighters, and the terror kraken deals 5000 damage to one of the cruisers. Boo-boo tears into the destroyers, randomly having his mini-crit upgrade into a full critical hit, completely destroying one of the destroyers.

Then the Grox open fire, the Titunev moves into the line of fire, but even with its massive defense, it takes a timely intervention from Gcat sending most of the rockets into deep space to keep the ship from being completely obliterated. 17500 damage dealt to the Titunev. Kongou opens fire into the Grox, dealing 6000 damage to one of the cruisers due to mini-critting. The Almighty Dracolich swoops up to the mothership, smashes through the outer shields, and opens the airlock. Ooh... Our first side-area. I wonder what's in there?

The remaining AGs bring down the wounded cruiser and another destroyer. The godmodder begins a very intense beat-down on Herobrine, dealing 5500 damage.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 83/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 489750/500000

Grox Battleship x2 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 89750/100000

Grox Carrier x5 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Cruiser x9 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Destroyer x23 [PG]: Hp: 9500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 2392 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 3562 remaining.

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 3000/25000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 20000/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 6000/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 7500/11000

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 16500/17500

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 10250/11000

Geth x40 [AG]: Hp: 300/300

11th Doctor [AG]: 8500/8500

Boo-boo [AG]: 8500/8500

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Buckethead Zombie [AG]: 10000/10000

Terror Kraken [AG]: 50000/50000

TDN Titunev [AG]: 2500/20000

Kongou [AG]: 17500/17500

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 35000/35000 Mc

Area: The Mothership:

???

edited 11th Jun '14 5:17:03 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Vogon poetry is THAT bad??? (1st Draw)

Ragyo goes back with Aizen who's on the phone. He calls Urahara.

"Do you happen to remember that giant incident at the soccer stadium?" 2/50

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Materializing over the Hogyoku, Majora vanishes to acquire some gear. 10/35

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@ A conversation with the Arrancar has yielded extra materials for a 1+ charge on one of the next poster's charges.

@Dimentiosome's Movie production is granted a bonus. 15/20

edited 11th Jun '14 6:43:48 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Not evil, but foul-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous.

I am rather pleased with the new addition of equipment and personnel, but if I were to tap the energy and seek whatever source it is any faster, I'd have to bring the laboratory and the Mammon Machine undersea, and I shall do so. 14/50 (based from here)

I take a careful study of all things present or dead, harvesting strands of DNA from each, except of course for the godmodder in which the code literally says "UP YOURS". Oh well, I place what I gathered in the tank with my cell. 2/40

I try hooking up with a galactic arms maker for something useful. I hope it's a Maliwan, or better yet, a Torgue. Hmm... I see an offer and... HYPERION?! Oh for skagsuck's sake, after all that?! -gives a resigned sigh- Very well... it can be of use with that moon base of theirs. We need all we can use after all... 2/15

@Ichigo: More energy to overclock Cyborg Phil's gun with. 8/5

@h2obox: The spare energy is now overclocking the antimatter condensers. 16/30

@Wordless: Some energy boosters to hasten your rocket. 7/10

And finally, for my no charge action, I unleash a computer virus towards the Grox ships.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:57:19 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

@piono: You called me a her again XD :P Also, from what I'm seeing... You can give your helping charges for whomever wants to take them? Dimentiosome and Lord Herobrine seem to be doing that. I want to be sure so I can take them for me! 3:D :P

I add a Thorn modifier to my Lasting Reinforced Protection buff, to deal damage to whomever may come to attack me. [Free]

A group of people appear and join the guitar player, and together they play a slightly longer song. [5/8]

A big neon hologram appears, that reads "ATTACK HERE" followed by giant arrows that point to a weak point on the Grox Mothership. [8/8]

My aura is a gloomy and eerie unnatural darkness around me. [7/20]

@h2obox: I set up a con involving a mass game of bingo and knitting needles sales to gather elderly ladies into the summoning ritual. +1 [17/30]

@Dimentiosome: I make sure nothing dumb, like say, harlequins, fancy santas or G Cat is thrown at the Kernelsprite. +1 [7/10]

@Earl of Sandvich: I ponder whether I should or not take my DNA from the tank, but in the end decide to just add this one I have lying around hidden. Uh... Let's just say it's from a powerful creature. Yeah, let's just say that. *whistles* +1 [3/40]

edited 11th Jun '14 8:07:43 PM by Victin

Okay, no summoned tentacle? Terror Kraken just grabbed it? Whatever, the Kraken feels enough damage has been done to cruiser and returns its focus to the mother ship, dropping down on it with a double axe handle (octuplet ax handle?).

I find it a questionable move and shout "Use the Daizeecanrana!"

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I signal to the rest of the anti-godmodders that the ship has been broken into, through a large amount of pointing and jumping.

The dracolich begins its patrol through the mothership, looking for anything that seems vital to the ships mechanical workings.

The rocket lands in the imperium arms dealer, and the requested weapons and armour are loaded on to it. 8/10

Telekinetic Blast 5/5 (On hold)

I begin putting together the perfect explosive. 3/8

piono, What does mc mean, on the end of the dracolich's health?? Also, I add more boosts in my second post.

edited 11th Jun '14 8:13:25 PM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.