Destroy The Godmodder

Ah, thanks.

I walk over to Engie.

"Uh, um.....where's that other guy?"

"UM... OTHER GUY? WHICH ONE?"

After having had my leg refreshed, I kick the spare leg over, revealing a glitchy mess stuck to the foot of it.

"THIS ONE?"

"Uh huh. Mind if I blast it to oblivion?"

I throw Charlie Brown at Ohboy.

"EH, NOT USING THAT LEG, SO BLAST AWAY."

"Yeah, I don't have the time or will to spend this much time on this game. Hmm..."

I use my limit break to provide engie with some glitch resistance, then log off the TV Tropes game until this brawl is over.

While this was IC, I won't be posting until Piono updates again, this simply seems too great of a time investment.

owww that kind of hurt. My infusion stood back up after bing knocked back by a metal ball of fury slamming into her.

allright, eat this!

Crafting an epic fruit salad, more specifically, pineapple. I also put a pineapple in said salad, and throw it at ohboy.

edited 2nd May '15 4:49:42 PM by Wyld

I blast away at the leg.

@ohboy hmm, I did not expect you would tank dominus, my strongest special by far, in place of metal sonic, well played. Also "op-suit man" made me laugh way more than I thought it would. Another note: Torpor does not cause an explosion it just grows an entrapping crystal around it's target.

Damn metal sonic is fast. Divert all reactor functions to thrusters and reaction modules. Leave half of Dominus on the weapon systems. This should be enough speed to catch that tin can hedgehog.

With a burst of movement I begin chasing and matching metal sonic's speed and begin to slowly catch up on him.

When I do eventually catch up to him I slam him into the ground with a union strike and once again bury him deep with stone fisticuffs.

edited 30th Apr '15 2:07:11 PM by Laitome

I throw Garfield at Ohboy.

I throw The Phantom at Oh Boy.

edited 30th Apr '15 1:48:48 PM by Mathleticism

While we're throwing stuff at Ohboy, I throw Ohboy at Ohboy... Somehow.

Retroactive action, just 'cause I like having a head, and Metal Sonic wanted mine.

Barely able to see him, through the blur of speed and my horribly damaged HUD, I still manage to get my Fusion Lance up in front of me in a two-handed grip, like a staff. This somehow catches MS's glitched weapon straight in the most durable section of my weapon, the heavily shielded reaction chamber, and even so, the sword shears halfway through it before grinding to a stop, wedged between half-melted planes of high-density radshielding. I and the glitched abomination attacking me briefly make eye contact, and then, in a burst of hydraulic strength, I throw him away from me as the breached fusion reactor his unnatural sword is only making worse begins to melt through its crippled shielding. Abruptly, there is a burst of fire and lowrez light, and I am gone, leaving the molten remains of my Lance among the shattered fragments of Sonic's sword.

Some time later, otherwise known as "The present" I phase back into being, apparently having been briefly desynced by... Something or other, these things just happen to me sometimes, there's no explaining it.

As it turns out, I reappeared directly on top of Sonic, eight tons of heavily-glitch-shielded mech smashing him into the ground for less than a second before I launch myself into the air and away from the contaminant with a quick blast of reactor exhaust.

Since we are at a throwing stuff at ohboy streak. If I happen to pass by him during my super-speed chase I throw a wedding bride at him.

edited 30th Apr '15 2:12:50 PM by Laitome

BANKS:

Bank One: 16

Bank Two: 12

The Party launches away from Tabbune, and turns their sights on Saren.

   Shadow    shoulders the Emerald Nova, and fires a volley at Saren.

I throw a bunch of other random comic strip characters at Ohboy.

"THANKS, BLUE."

Various weaponry that normally would be mounted on battleships materializes next to me, all combined into a massive pistol. Infusing the bullets with some of that glitch resistance that I got given, for the purpose of really badly tearing up glitch, I reveal that the pistol is, in fact, a machine pistol, meaning that I get to unload a LOT of glitch-proof bullets. Hmm... I think I'll target Metal Sonic with this lot. DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

I raise a shield to protect myself from the attacks aimed at me. But, the attacks broke through the shield and destroy my outer layer and knock me unconscious. Revealing my body in a fetal position and the glowing gem in my hands. I start regening the goo slowly.

edited 30th Apr '15 4:57:05 PM by Tabbune

BANKS: Bank One: 16 Bank Two: 12

Grinning,    Shadow    Emerald Nova's Tabbune's exposed weak point.

This is what I come back to... On another note, poor sanic. Glitched Oh Boys nonexistent heart grew 30 times that day, even in times of war, there can be love. Well, except for all of the stuff you threw at it, it ate them.

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Noticing the Sonics peril, %3Bo# gathered its considerable power of glitch, channeling it directly into Sonic through chains of white goop leaking zeros and ones. Sonic fell to its knees as it started to glitch around the area, becoming less dense and flat. Loosing detail to the point of looking like some 5-year-old drew sonic, eventually becoming entirely 2-D, flapping as it got back up on its feet. Music began to emanate from... Glitch Metal Sanic.

Ear rape, proceed with caution.

Amperzand landed directly on top of Metal sanic, flattening it... My-my, Metal Sanic is looking thinner than before, being crushed by a giant anime robot is good for weight loss after all!

Metal sanic began to flipty-flap all over the place, the horrid music following it wherever it glitched. Metal Sanic looked behind it, watching the silly mortal following it. No-one is faster than Sanic! Metal Sanic glitched into the air above suit-man, spin dashing in the opposite direction, yelling, "You're too slow!" all the way.

Most of the dakka missed metal sanic, but a few did hit, causing bits of sanic to fall off like paper, only to be replaced by a black goop that erupted from the wound.

edited 30th Apr '15 3:27:23 PM by OhBoyTime

"My god. We are completely and irreversibly screwed."

@PionoI will be AFK for the good most of a weekend soon. Should I be untargettable?

I create a small vortex of water, wind, and electric from my Chainaxe and sent it towards Ohboy as fast as possible.

Metal sanic rushed up to Engie, sucker-punching him in the face before running away, shouting, "Super speed cool fast awesome me speed cool cool fast."

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The elements brushed into the dark liquid, flinging bits of it everywhere as unlucky blobs were shocked into non-existence by it. Promptly reforming elsewhere, O%35% spewed out a chain of dark, sticky liquid in his direction before glitching away.

edited 30th Apr '15 3:39:43 PM by OhBoyTime

@people: I'm going AFK for the weekend now. Remember, I won't be there to defend from attacks, so please don't target me. AG's, please keep the guys who try to attack me off of me, ok? So long! See you after I move!