Destroy The Godmodder

{I apologize for the unnecessary, mostly actionless length of these posts, but I enjoyed writing them, so hey.}

Abruptly, the effects of the backblast from my attack on the Fighter smash into me, presumably delayed by reasons beyond rational comprehension, and sears against the outside of my energetic defenses, warping my view of the world to static and scanline-rich fuzz as I am knocked off my feet.

Regaining my footing, I manage to get my bearings through the wildly fluctuating digital ruins of my HUD, to find the strange, low resolution goop of the Glitch Incarnate smeared all over the outside of my shields, obscuring my vision still further and leaving me incapable of firing without opening a gap, and thereby allowing myself to become corrupt.

The solution to this, as to so many things, is orbital bombardment. Not deliberate, in this case, but as I begin to wonder how I'm meant to deal with this dilemma, a ~four meter shapeless lump of something hard and metallic, the outer surfaces incandescent with reentry, falls from the sky and lands on me, blasting away everything near me, along with the Goop stubbornly attempting to breach my shield. And also blasting everything near me and unprotected by this place's unorthodox friendly-fire laws with a fiery shockwave filled with silicate ash and molten metal.

Whether the wreckage of some broken ship or a conventional meteoroid, I'm grateful for its timely assistance, and extremely put out by the nasty bruises its raw kinetic force managed to inflict, even through shields and armor-comp and shockgel layering.

Now to fix the issue with my HUD looking like someone used an antiquanted cellular phone camera to record the playing of a corrupted VCR tape on an ancient CRT screen, then uploaded it to a flashdrive full of bulletholes and Pabst beer through a torn Firewire cable before playing it on a half-melted liquid-crystal display while applying several completely different post-processing effects on each individual frame of footage.

edited 30th Apr '15 12:41:14 AM by Amperzand

I go inside the ball of energy, with the remnants of the Glitch shield still protecting me, and emerge from the energy ball by absorbing the energy from it and then unleashing the energy by shooting multiple Lightning Bolts at all direction, each infused with the power of the Glitch and randomly bouncing at a random direction in random intervals of time.

Also, Saren opens fire at H2o

edited 30th Apr '15 12:47:03 AM by Tabbune

"It's time to bring out the big guns."

The entire battlefield suddenly turns monochrome. I begin glowing, wings extending, blades shining, before I punch the ground. Metal charges everywhere, glitch code slowly but surely being overwritten by Mechroa. After a while, I suddenly start freestyle rapping. Why? Because banana.

"I've got the firepower / to bring about the demise \ during this climatic hour / of all against me in this strife - Move like a fragile speedster / but hit like a glass cannon \ more tank than a mighty glacier / my power'll leave you packin' - You can call me psychotic / you can call me a monster \ I know what makes you tick / and your life, I shall devour - So try if you want / to survive a couple rounds \ but know that you can't..."

I then suddenly flash-step into the middle of the Mechroa-claimed land, dragging it into the air, before causing tendrils to lash around the battlefield, shattering rock and bone alike.

"/YOU'RE MARKED FOR DEATH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

The pile of Mechroa metal suddenly pulsates, flying upwards, into my drone. A cinematic plays, during which a whole bunch of crazy things happen, with the end result being that my drone is now 50 feet tall. With my newly gained size, I stomp the ground, sending cracks across the surface.

"Hope you packed a LOT of gun, else this is gonna be a serious curbstomp, in my favor of course."

I reveal to moo that... I in fact do have the 'elemental chain axe' and after a fake struggle I let him have the 'elemental chain axe'.

Its actually a stick with a plastic blade glued to it. It also has an explosive that will go off once he realizes it is a fake, but has an illusion that makes it looks just like the actual elemental chain axe.

As Tabbune fires the lightning bolt at me, I lower my sheilds for a moment to absorb its magic energies because thats my infusion's power!

HAH! I like you tabbune, but you should really pay more attention to your allie's powers...

With a boost of power to the already powered up power boost, she focuses the power around her palms, discovers how to teleport ( a simple quantum mechanic of having literally every atom in her body teleport 'individually' at the same time exactly where she wants through the manipulation of probability) And uses this power to teleport right behind Tabbune, grabbing him with my now shielded hands and pumping tabbune full of stasis magic, which stops time.

edited 30th Apr '15 3:29:11 AM by Wyld

Urgh, as I wrote this post new event happened, I'll have to reqrite parts of it

Seeing Wyld launch his stasis energy into Tabbune Tartar quickly sees his chance to strike. While Tabbune is distracted Tartar briefly slows down time and quickly approaches Tabbune. "He is merely being controlled by the glitch, deep down he is a Troper like us all, deep down he's surely fighting this glitch, let's give him a helping hand so he can break free, by beating the glitch out of him"

As Tartar approached Tabbune he started distorting spacetime around Tabbune. Temporal storms fluctuated through space-time, violently disconnecting space and time randomly, causing immense disturbances in molecular structures, randomly shutting down chemical reactions and randomly causing spacetime to split into matter and antimatter, which quickly combined into to create raw energy. These massive disturbances and bursts of raw energy created a large amount of collateral damage as atomic structures were destroyed, both by the fluctuations and the explosions!

edited 30th Apr '15 3:48:34 AM by Tartar

The Glitch comes to my aid, allowing me to use it's power to create a small storm around me to shake off the A Gs attacking me. The Glitch causes Saren to change target to Tartar as well.

Meanwhile, the gem inside the body starts to glow on and off, seemingly signaling something.

edited 30th Apr '15 3:17:49 AM by Tabbune

I jump out of the way of ohboy's attack and then activate the Chaos Emeralds.

I start shooting glitching fish at tartar. They might be easily deflected normally but...... I manipulate the broken physics engine to increase the inertia of the fish 1000 fold. This means that they won't stop moving and can't be blocked effectively. I then form a katamari ball made of glitch energy around me. I prepare to roll around with it to inflict some damage.

I use a 'personal anchor' spell on myself to resist the winds, before Realising I should probably be going after the anchors.

Allright, lets do this!

I teleport in between tabbune's winds and metal sonic, using the winds to propel myself at ludicrous speeds, and teleporting behind him as he counter attacks to strike him!

TELEPORT SPAM!

I start running around in a glitchy katamari. Everything I absorb into it becomes glitched itself. As it continues to pick up speed irun over a ton of bricks and wreckage lying around from the battle. Once it's sufficiently big I charge at Wyld. The ball has its inertia boosted to the point where I can't stop it. And then it blows up, spraying glitchy shrapnel from everything it has absorbed throughout the hub.

Shh. No tears, only pain.

I smash into the thing that was once ohboy with several elements of my Chainaxe, combined to make light. I then make a barrier of elements around me in an attempt to defend from people taking the Chainaxe.

edited 30th Apr '15 4:04:10 AM by h2obox

I notice the giant glitched katamari ball rolling into everything. Recovering fast from my previous actions, I use a union strike to summon a giant hammer and knock katamari into saren like a giant golf ball. If that doesn't work I use stone fisticuffs to do the job instead.

It's a hole in one!

edited 30th Apr '15 4:05:42 AM by Laitome

I leap and do a flying side kick straight through the katamari ball before liatom properly golf balls it away to prevent damage to myself, using the mana shield to disintegrate all the material in front of me, tearing a small hole straight through the pile of junk, and continuing to fly straight at pillow.

edited 30th Apr '15 4:06:56 AM by Wyld

I build a huge rocky bell out of the surrounding rocks and from it, release huge waves of cacophonous sound across the battlefield. The main blasts travel towards Tabby and Pillow.

@Pillowmantis I have literally no idea what you're trying to do and what is going on with you

Realizing that that he has no idea as to how to combat the glitch Tartar suddenly hits a slump. "How can pure chaos be combated, how can it be destroyed. Chaos is absence of logic, absence of order. Chaos has no structure, no graspable form, no structural weaknesses that can be exploited. Its merely a power that consumes and destroys order. Anything we send against it is merely consumed by it, we must follow its logic if we are to combat it (as in not follow any logic at all!). Yes that is the course of action I must take."

With his mind set Tartar began focusing on the challenge at hand. He dodged the fish, it really didn't require much effort, a fish is a fish no matter how much inertia you put into it. As the fish hit the floor it disintegrated from the mass of its own inertia. (You're literally throwing a fish and raising its weight thousandfold without increasing the structural integrity of the fish itself! Obviously its going to be crushed by its own weight...)

@Pillowmantis If you use the inertia attack in the future, could you please specify whether you raise inertia by increasing mass or acceleration?

Meanwile Saren was hot on his tail pursuing him with attacks, as Tartar dodged some, while others hit him he quickly healed himself up by rewinding the wounds to a previously healthy state. That was when he saw the huge Katamari ball launched by Pillowmantis, a huge ball of unfettered chaos that exploded into tiny pieces going everywhere. "I must remove this sharpnel before someone else is glitched." He started chanting: "Limiti Eisterni CHRONOLOCK!"

Suddenlly all of the shrapnel was warped out of existence and placed into temporal stasis outside of time, effectively disappearing from our world.

edited 30th Apr '15 4:20:22 AM by Tartar

SOLAR SANITY: countdown currently suspended due to rapid-fire post mode

I grab the Devastator that's been useless at my side for so long and shoot OhBoy in the back of the head with it.

Chekhov's Boomerang ,gorillaer!

edited 30th Apr '15 4:19:04 AM by iamsolarflare

Saren moves out of the way of the Katamari ball and Reaper Airstrikes Laitome.

I counter the wave from Math by unleashing a Glitch wave at him.

edited 30th Apr '15 4:24:55 AM by Tabbune

I warp around to various targets, punching or kicking each one.

Chaos Control! I always wanted to say that.

The sound wave increases in power as I ring the bell harder and harder, slowly pushing back the glitch wave.

As a colossal mech does not need to care too much about strategy, I stride through the glitch, Mechroa tendrils stabbing into the ground and slowly overriding glitchy material. Due to my drone's feet having the surface area to support the weight that a 50ft tall metal behemoth would naturally have, as well as weird stuff happening, there happens to be a lot of Mechroa tendrils.

"COME ON, SOMEONE BE A TARGET PRACTICE."

Some Mechroa tendrils charge at Oh Boy and the other glitched players, with the intent to stab and override them too. They're just tendrils, though, but they are numerous.

I take a look at Saren then the reaper then back at Saren.

Yep, I know jack squat about mass effect.

I cast a protective barrier on myself before rushing through the reaper airstrike at extreme speeds to baseball bat Saren into metal sonic using union strike.

it's a hoooommmmee-ruuunnn!

edited 30th Apr '15 5:13:50 AM by Laitome

I launch blasts of purifying energy at anything glitch-infused.

I move out of the way from Math's wave and then fire off a Glitch-infused Frostbolt at Engie's tendrils.

Saren also moves out of Laitome's way as he can't be stopped and lets him attack someone else.

The sound wave turns toward Tabbune, and folds in on itself, becoming a humongous arrow. It begins ripping through the glitch as it gains speed.

I write a large summoning circle within the air and a horde of swords launches out of it, joining the arrow as it tracks down Tabbune.

Remilia will fire bendy lasers at all glitch targets.
I will sneak up behind Metal Sonic and stab him in the back with a sword made out of electricity.

Also lets try to be light on the posts, we don't want to kill Piono by making this super heavy to read.

edited 30th Apr '15 6:31:57 AM by JindraAG