Destroy The Godmodder

Action: I pick up a glitch fish And eat it

Charge: 1/%$*( $3il6

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

SOLAR SANITY: 70%

That glitchy idiot is lucky nobody can touch him.

Wait, what?

I tighten my grip on the Transistor and glare at OhBoy.

Never mind. I have to wait, though. That's the problem.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 4/75

3x +1s to any AG

When everything changes nothing changes.

Um...guys...am I allowed to enter the thread IC starting with a weapon? It's because I'd like to bring a particular piece of farming equipment into the fray.

edited 26th Apr '15 1:57:44 PM by The_Mattias

Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!

Well, you can Hammerspace most things, just don't expect them to be of much help unless you make imaginative use of them.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

I laugh maniacly as I keep punching parts of the hub, trying to collapse it.

Something something Arena.

6/?, 2/?

What t#e? 1 d0n'7 t#1nk 1 c@n c0n7rol mys3lf...

Y3t I fE3l t#I5 Po W3r...

I unleash a massive wave of elemental energies at anyone nearby, knocking everyone that's not just codes out of the center.

Then, my body becomes covered in a gooey substance of magical energy, the one in my form around page 67, but not as much as the one in that form.

3+1s!

edited 27th Apr '15 4:32:40 AM by Tabbune

"Hmm. I think I know what to do."

With Sonic not dashing around like a lunatic right at the moment, I can finally try something. Over the course of nanoseconds, I quickly preform a Sherlock Scan, then reach out. A gray field manifests around Sonic, invisible hands peeling off the layers of glitch attached to the hedgehog. Then I remember the people at the edge of the glitch hub.

"Perhaps it would be best if y'all came over here."

A gray hard-light bridge manifests, giving those at the edge of the glitch hub a safe way across into the glitch hub proper. Battle beckons, brothers.

"Come on. The way won't hold forever."

A stray fragment of glitch lands much too close to Purple, so he departs with haste. Sundowner, on the other hand, walks across the bridge.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine

Alptraum Panzer: 88/500 (+2)

DEVOUR: 4/25 (+2)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Sort-of-RP

An exclamation point appears over my head. I am looking to assist an attack.

SoundCloud

I carefully raise my various forms of energetic defense to their heaviest degree, enough to stop anything short of a relativistic projectile completely a few meters from actual contact with me, in hopes that no part of the Glitch will get into contact with me and force the removal of further limbs.

Having completed that process, I produce a standard-issue Fusion Lance and take a bead on Sonic, the hilariously destructive weapon set to wide-angle, high-temperature, high-density, and high fuel use, rendering it capable of simply melting a building into a cloud of vapor, being rapidly accelerated away from the target, and fire, my own Improbable Aiming Skills sending a four-meter cone of unbelievably hot fusing plasma moving at nearly the speed of light through Sonic's general area, and burning a huge area of Glitchy sludge to inert nothingness simple as a byproduct.

• 1 to Engie!

Great Big Charged Attack For Later Use 1/20

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

@ichigo:

WAAAAAAIIIIIITTTTTT! It said Carmen deglitched Saren, I think! The suicide bombing may not be necessary!

@Sacred: Edited.

Spare Charges: 3

An attack?: 1

Seeing as how no one is looking for an assist, I set up an iron wall in Sonic's path. This likely won't stop him, but it may slow him down enough to get hit by a more prepared attack.

3 +1s

SoundCloud

"Everything seems to be going well, so far I'll probably continue along this path, lets see just how far we can take this time manipulation thing can take us..." In a split second Tartar went from his snapping motion into a incantation: "Ewigen Schlaf! Absolutamente Nada Going from increasing the presence of aerial molecules in the time dimension he proceeded to completely erase their presence instead. As suddenly all molecular movement stopped in the air around Sonic the area around him was effectively devoid of kinetic energy, A perfect absolute zero.

This attack had the purpose of immobilizing Sonic. But at this state anything that tried to attack Sonic would get frozen too. Thus Tartar also focused on adding Molecular movement in places where allies' attacks entered the Absolute Zero area. Thus attacks could enter unhindered and attack Sonic unhindered, while if Sonic wanted to move he'd have to cope with the the zero energy system that surrounded him.

"Now's your chance everyone, attack him with all you've got!"

Temporal Lordship Assumption Ritual (14/101) +2 from Shiny Cotton Candy, 2+ from Tabune, 2+ From iamsolarflare for a total of (20/101)!

Big Bang Attack (7/15)

And 3's to anyone who needs them!

edited 27th Apr '15 3:33:46 PM by Tartar

I reject the shackles that bind this flesh to the earth that many others so willingly cling onto

I leap into the air and, leaping onto the upper glitch hub, kick both my ice skates off. Both race towards the frozen sonic, while I use magic to enlarge the blades on the bottom, turning them into spinning blade wheels of destruction.

I then leap off of one of the huge floating rocks. Normally, I would be pushed off the rock, but since physics is out to lunch, the rock is pushed away from me. A crazy chain reaction occurs, as more and more rocks begin knocking into each other, flying around the arena.

21/30 Ultra Buffs (+2 Tartar, 1 Shiny, 1 tabbune)

• 1 to tartar. +1 to Darkness

edited 27th Apr '15 5:54:47 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

While I have already acted, I would like to point out that since I had already heated sonic up to an absurd degree, the temperature shock from suddenly being frozen would inflict further damage.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Q&A: @duck: Typhon's good and dead, which is what happens when entities are getting cleared. @ichigo: Remember, the moonstone cannon went off after paradise had successfully cut it off of Delphinus. @laitome: Depends on how much you funnel into the charge. A large enough charge could give a several-round boost to one of the lesser integrities (entity isn't an option due to it reaching 0 this round, but although it would be expensive, a large enough charge would be able to stabilize artifact integrity long enough for you guys to be able to keep your artifacts through the Glitch event) Saren got Glitched, and then unglitched for a short time by Carmen before he glitched all the way. @mattias: Yes. It won't count as an artifact unless you charge it, but you can use weapons as you like. But please avoid anything phallic. I try to keep at least a semblance of appropriateness. @ichigo/sacred: Guys, if it had been fully glitched, ichigo would not have been able to deliver a self-destruct command. Also, entity integrity hits 0 this round. Too late now.

.

Tartar opens up the string of attacks on Sonic by freezing him to absolute zero. Now, were he not an intermediate god, this would be pretty much an insta-kill. However, he is and intermediate god, and so he survives. Up until everyone else begins pounding on him. Saren's bio-blasts, Remilia's danmauku spam, paradise's sniper rifle, wyld's boombox hammer, jon's minicritted missile, fseftr's poison gas, math's blade jump, amp's laser and shiny noticing that his iron wall won't work as Sonic is no longer moving, and promptly just bashing Sonic over the head with it. The entire thing is rounded off by Sonic having his Glitchiness ripped off him by engie. Sonic is well and truly injured. Carmen looks about worriedly. Well, someone needs to get him away from here. You guys are occupied here. I suppose this is goodbye. Oh, and ichigo, about that next meeting? She flashes him her trademarked smile, Catch me if you can. She takes off with the critically injured intermediate god. -20% Glitch integrity!

Duck charges straight at pillow, knife outstretched, and Shadow levels the emerald nova at pillow while pastry directs his laser at pillow as well. Pillow successfully blocks the knife of duck, but before he can force-feed another mackerel to duck, Shadow's stream of bullets and pastry's laser bowl pillow over. Sundowner uses engie's safe bridge to cross into the glitch hub where most of the action has migrated to. Above the Glitch hub everyone is relieved at Sonic being defeated...    entity integrity at critical levels.    Saren suddenly spazzes out. Delphinus and Saren both turn their weapons on the players. Shiny turns around with his shield just in time, but the shield is blown completely to pieces as the barrage begins to tear into the players above the Glitch Hub. Wyld and engie both take heavy hits, sapping the power of their direct boosts.

Jindra unleashes a large web to try and contain those close to him, and manages to catch tabbune. The web is shortly ripped apart by tabbune's subsequent release of elemental energies, but the web absorbs enough of the power to keep everyone from being blown out of the center of the Glitch Hub. Laitome, who descended down to the fighter before the drama above the glitch hub began unfolding, grabs two large pieces of stone, but the two are both blasted by Metal Sonic, who is still protecting the fighter. Laitome attempts to use Union Strike on the fighter, but Metal Sonic moves and intercepts the attack with the Red Lyrium Sword, forcing Laitome back. ohboy attempts to Glitch out h2o, but discovers first hand just how powerful the elemental chainaxe is. The resulting attack not only vaporizes all the glitch goop, but also launches ohboy up into the airspace above the Glitch Hub. Tazz looks about apprehensively, and manages to dodge the stream of blasts coming from Delphinus and Saren. Moocow eats a stray mackerel and Glitches out. Zbse attempts to punch the Glitch Hub. Since its not solid, this does not work very well.

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 50%. Entity integrity: N/A. Divinity integrity: 79.4%. Player integrity: 69.1%. Physics integrity: 49.5%. Artifact integrity: 17.6%. Trope integrity: 89.7%. Godmodder takeover: 64%

The Godmodder: Hp: 10/100

Battlefield

coolstar [AG]

The Glitch’s Hub

En Route

cobalt

Edge of Glitch Hub

pillow [@#]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

darkness, duck, pastry [AG]

Above Glitch Hub

Delphinus [^&*]: Hp: 125000/1000000. crew: (*&% AP: $%^. primary turret: Hp: @$^@#. [Glitched]

Saren [)(_]: Hp: 297000/750000. Reaper airstrike: @#$^ [Glitched]

ohboy [PG]: The Glitch Champion

paradise, tartar, ichigo, amp, math [AG]

shiny [AG]: Chaos Emeralds [A]

jondanger [AG]: ultra bitter spray [A]

wyld [AG]: 30 post boost

engie [AG]: 45 post boost

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

chaoscreeper, tazz, augmentor [N]

Glitch Hub center

fseftr, jindra, zbse, solar [AG]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Laitome [AG]: Glyph Armor [A]: Stone fisticuffs. Union Slash. Dominus Strike. Demonic Megiddo. Torpor Parry. Dominus Override: 4/4.

Sundowner [AG]

Tabbune [^#$]

moocow [%7] [Glitched]

Metal Sonic [$%]: Red Lyrium Sword {@) [Glitch Anchor]

Wyld’s Fighter [&@]: Armor: *!#%

Zbse’s sidequest: 64/101 pages found

edited 27th Apr '15 7:20:06 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I deploy my anti ninja early

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

I acknowledge the fact that glitch is rude. But it occurs to me that maybe the glitch is now trying to say sorry, and it's being feisty and telling me to go somewhere. But it seems, as if it is to prideful to say sorry so it's telling me to go somewhere despite the fact that it actually is sorry, so it is using reverse psychology to make me think its sorry to get out of guilt even though it doesn't give a crap. But you also could've put the poison in your own cup. so HAH. I switched the cups while you weren't looking. And if i wasn't dead i would say "inconceivable". But i probably is yes dead but not. So if i have 21 apples, and 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? This was obviously depicted by late that day in the middle of the night when them two dead boys got up to fight, that the answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats. So that would make the glitch, an iguana man, like RIDLEY. Plus, the work "man" has 3 letters in it. Therefore, half-life 3 confirmed. And we know that HALF of a square is a triangle. Put the two triangles together, and you get a cow eating blubber rice. Which was not predicted by the reign of king sheep: Lord Mutton Bottom the first. All this considered, i should probably follow the arrow

Zorg charge:26

Arzor charge:26

(one from shiny and tartar)

The less you think about it, the more it works.

Alice? (371/? solar, h20 x2, laitome) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
?(63/?)

Remilia explode into countless bats which will fill the airspace with projectiles going every which way, before converging and reforming at the glitch hub.

I'll pull out an obscenely large sword and swing it at Metal Sonic, trying to knock the Red Lyrium Sword out of his hands.

3x+1's to anyone AG and giving Charges.

> Combo both Saren and Delphinus at the same time with quick jabs.

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.

UPDATE

A seal reappears on the scroll. I don't need to look. Don't ask how I know.

"   YOU IDIOT. HOW COULD YOU FAIL US.   " one says, "   NOW WE WILL NEVER BE RELEASED IN TI-   "

"Quiet. We have plenty of time." the female says.

"   NO. WE DON'T.   " he says, "   WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT GODMODDER.   "

"No. The master said that we had to be released during this siege. The glitch will power his/her armies." a calmer, almost complacent one says

"I'd like to point out that entity integrity is N/A now. Your 'stalling' is what made this mess." I telepathically say back.

They ignore me, and continue bickering. I decide to go across the bridge and go deeper into the glitch.

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HIDDEN SIEGE REPORT

Status:

Typhon is dead, and with it goes one seventh of the major charge. Whelp, looks like neutral is GORILLA'D. Time to bring in the big guns.

The Glitch [%@]:

Glitch integrity: 50%.

We must ensure that this does not fall anymore. If it does, our armies potential power source down the road goes away.

Entity integrity: N/A.

This is catastrophic. We must fix this now or the seals will never be broken!

Divinity integrity: 79.4%.

Our enemies continue to remain intact while we fall! This is sacrilege!

Player integrity: 69.1%.

no big deal... yet.

Physics integrity: 49.5%.

Most of our weapons will defy physics, anyway. We can always rebuild it.

Artifact integrity: 17.6%.

A bit of a nuisance. Oh well.

Trope integrity: 89.7%.

If only we could transfer integrity off of this. It would be beautiful.

Godmodder takeover: 64%

Irrelevant. The godmodder will fall like a mere domino once the master begins his return.

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CHARGES

Conquest of TV Tropes: 1/100

Flames of War: 6/30

Badge Sale Siphoning: 0/50

Broken Seals: 0/7

edited 28th Apr '15 8:01:55 AM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

SORTA WAR REPORT:

Use creative attacks against the glitch anchors.

Isolate/incapitate the glitched players and entities.

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION : Let's not have too many people attack the fighter. Metal Sonic is the main worry as he is the second to last anchor and will attempt to defend it with everything he has. Focus on him first.

Have Fun.

edited 28th Apr '15 1:20:09 AM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

I eject the spend fuel cell from my Fusion Lance, stick another one in the slot, yank the pullcord to get the reaction chamber revved up, set it to fire an almost perfect-linearity beam about ten millimeters across, {Without changing the amount of energy released, this basically changes it from a short-range-vidyagaem-shotgun to a useable-from-orbit-sniper} lock sights on Wyld's Fighter, and blast a line of annihilation, too bright even to be seen as 'white' so much as simply a narrow section of one's vision that ceases responding for a while, through what appears to be the heavily glitched vessel's engine block, presumably sending it crashing to earth, if it wasn't just vaporized by mere proximity to that blast, which any 21st century fighter craft would have been.

• 1 to Engie!

Great big charged attack for later 2/20

edited 28th Apr '15 1:22:39 AM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Action: I try to glitch out Wyld

Charge: 2/%$*( $3il6

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

What exactly does Godmodder takeover do? And since entity integrity is pretty much gone, doesn't that mean that Saren and Delphinus should despawn quite soon when it reaches zero? If that's the case its irrelevant to focus fire them? If anything we could purposefully lower it to make them despawn faster?

Besides that, what does Trope Integrity even do? Will the Trope Pantheon be destroyed if it falls to zero? Muhahahahaha

Besides that what are the Win/Loss conditions ?

edited 28th Apr '15 1:27:09 AM by Tartar

I reject the shackles that bind this flesh to the earth that many others so willingly cling onto