Destroy The Godmodder

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   Shadow    and the rest of The Party move on, attacking anything that threatens them,    Shadow    making great use of the Emerald Nova. The Sacred Spirit attempts to keep attacks off of them, while Arkus and Commander Protoh strategize.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Jon.

I get REALLY bored of pondering my life and start to draw sketches of Zorg. Then I get even more bored of sketching(because I'm a terrible artist) and through the arty-book at something that looks menacing

Zorg charge:24

Arzor charge:24 (1 from h2obox and Darkness Awaits)

Sundowner:

Oh, to hell with it. Ya bunch of pansies call me here and leave me dry. Well, you're still out a couple thousand grand, and I'm here for blood.

Arming himself with his twin HF cleavers, Sundowner bull rushes Typhon and starts lopping off pieces of the entity. With the property of HF blades, the glitch can't seem to attach themselves to Sundowner and corrupt him.

That and the bloodlust is serving as a sufficient deterrent.

Appendages on his back with reactive armor are primed and ready to react if the dragon attacks.

Remilia: Correction; they have to be navigable by a box 1cm cubed. Which is a mite bit smaller than our friend over there.

edited 24th Apr '15 9:33:34 AM by JindraAG

144/200 34/100

i Make it to the edge of the hub I encounter typhon. I go up to Typhon and try eating him. Why? Because I don't give any GORRILAING ounce of logic to this. I will eat him and he will be delicious. And then I will be full. The glitch will be digested and I don't frAEkiNg C Are An Y Mo Re. I have H Ad It with Of tHiS gLItcH...... AND I WILL HAVE MY MEAL. TYPHON WILL SUBMIT. AND IF THIS DOESN'T WORK I WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND A DIFFERENT MEAL. A TASTY MEAL. THEN THEY WILL DIE. EVERY.LAST.ONE.

I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE ON YOUR INTESTINAL TOUR. PLEASE STEP INTO THE TUNNEL TO GET STARTED

3+1

I'm not sure what I'm even writing right now. I think I might be going A LITTLE BIT CRAZY. In game of course. I know this is dumb but I don't really care.

edited 24th Apr '15 10:11:20 AM by pillowmantis

SOLAR SANITY: 73%

I book it towards OhBoy, fully intending to find some way to rip him a new one.

And then Royce pipes up.

We lost a Function.

We what? Shouldn't we have felt that?

That is... the odd part. It didn't go out, didn't overload like Functions... usually do. It's just gone.

Which one was it?

Crash().

Is Red still in, y'know...

Yes. But her Function seems to have ceased existing.

Must be the Glitch. Rrrh.

Still not letting go of the Transistor even if I lose all my Functions in this way, though... if anything else, it still makes a nice and rather light BFS.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 3/75

3x +1s to any AG

=36 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

I place a wooden circle around Lait, which is designed to pop up at times to deflect attacks. Said wooden ring also begins firing splinters at Sonic.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

Glyph Armor: Ready Union Slash activated, Lapiste Overload activated, Torpor Module recieved, Charging Torpor Parry, Dominus: Standby, Loophole: Stable

@CC Thank you for the protection although you might wanna protect yourself too in case sonic decides to glitch you.

Using Union slash I cut off a MASSIVE portion of the Delphinus. Then I use Stone fisticuffs to slam the cut off section right into the gitched fighter and anyone near it.

torpor module: 25/25 (me, C Cx 2, solarflarex2, pillowx2,) COMPLETE

Laittlecrusier: 237/400 (me, Paradisex2, fseftr)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to any AG

Torpor stuff incase you missed it:

Torpor Module: Grants torpor parry, parry that if successful will stun the opponent for 1 round. If not then a small torpor crystal is thrown instead but it can be avoided rather easily if the target is not distracted.
Cooldown: 5 turns

Long flavor: Because the engineering team have vapor for brains they forgot a part of the glyph armor when Laitome received it. One threat to be sent to the strip mining department however motivated them to finish this last part. Using a leftover from the teleport module they managed to incorporate a parry into the Torpor module since normally torpor is a very slow attack. If the parry is hit the opponent will become helpless as Laitome teleports behind them and kicks them into a torpor crystal that was left behind by the teleport. When the crystal makes contact with an enemy it will grow and trap them in a crystalline structure, immobilizing them for a short amount of time.

edited 24th Apr '15 5:02:03 PM by Laitome

> Scanning for hostiles...

> GLITCH FOUND: DELPHINUS.

> Preparing to initiate combat mode...

I use my razor-sharp saw blade to slice through Delphinus.

5/?, 1/? (1 Sacred)

What the... I Fireball Oh Boy and then fly away by sprouting dragon wings temporarily.

3+1s!

edited 24th Apr '15 2:51:54 PM by Tabbune

I know that it's probably kinda stupid to ask it but can I join in ? lel.

I'd suggest that you actually read the opening post in its entirety.

Finally reaching the Glitch Hub after nearly a quarter hour of eighty-MPH sprinting, I arrive to see Ohboy doing... Whatever obscene thing it's doing to Tabbune, and respond in the only logical way. I skid to a halt less than four meters from them and, with no apparent care for things like munitions safety, empty twin 80mm autocannons loaded with Telekill-hulled UHE impact shells into them both while flying away on both the blast wave and huge recoil, already changing clips {Yes, clips, I know what it means, and these are anachronistic weapons} for another salvo.

{Just in case it wasn't clear, I don't expect this to hurt either of them very much, so much as to blast them both the heck away and, hopefully, stop or slow down Ohboy.}

• 1 to Herobrine!

edited 24th Apr '15 3:02:00 PM by Amperzand

Well, I don't know why, but a whole bunch of people have been posting sporadically or disappearing for periods of time. I'd just like to take the opprotunity to reiterate: if you're going to miss several days and know beforehand, please tell me, it makes my life easier if I know that people are going to be missing updates.

And since a lot of people haven't posted yet, I'm going to wait a while to update to give more people time to post. I won't always be able to do this, so if anyone is waiting for other people to post before them, please don't, it messes things up.

But here's some Q&A

@jindra: Oh. Okay then.

@herobrine: I beg to differ! Tabbune landed a shot on him!

@bolded: No, it is never too late to join in.

"If you have a plan to deal with this Glitch thing, Carmen, then I'm all ears. But just to be safe, I'm gonna try contacting someone from the House of Knowledge who might be able to lend a hand."

After sending Saren to deal with Sonic, I attempt to contact Hermione Granger and ask her if she would be able to help us with our little Glitch dilemma. I then hand a blaster pistol to Carmen as I draw my own, then the both of us fire our blasters at Sonic.

Saren begins hammering Sonic with biotic shockwaves.

Falcon Punch: 31/35 (Sacred)

One for Sacred, one for Jon, and one for Herobrine.

edited 24th Apr '15 3:31:04 PM by IchigoMontoya

EDIT: Gahh!!! Eaten by poorly-placed 'X's on the extra tab bars! Okay, I'm gonna try to do the update again since I hadn't done very much, but if that happens again, I'm done.

Double Edit: I'm tired, and my siblings want the computer. Sorry guys, no update today.

edited 24th Apr '15 4:54:32 PM by pionoplayer

Wow, this week has been rather busy, looks like I skipped a few rounds, it'll never happen again!

"Now, Sonic, you are my next target. My name is Tartar, you've hurt my comrades so prepare to die." Snapping with his finger Tartar tapped into the temporal fields that surrounded all, spacetime was at his command. He focused his whole being on the molecules in the air, how each one of them moved and reacted. Temperature was just an expression for molecular movement, thus by tapping into the molecules' connection to the time dimension, he could accelerate their existence there, and since time and space are undeniably linked, this also correlated to them moving faster, thus increasing their kinetic energy. As every molecule in the air surrounding Sonic slowly started to move faster and faster the temperature in the atmosphere surrounding Sonic quickly started heating up to several thousands degrees kelvin. "Now, Sonic, tell me, do you want to be cooked medium, or well done?"

Temporal Lordship Assumption Ritual (13/101) + I claim 2 charges from Tabune and 1 from fseftrmaking it (16/101) Accelerated Probability ritual (6/10)

And 3 to anyone in need.

Alice? (366/? tartar x2, tabbune, laitome, solar, pillow, h2o x2, darkness x2, math x2, wyld) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
?(62/?)

(Action to be EDITED later, WHOPPER OF A COLLECTION)

3x+1's to anyone AG and offering charges.

On a relatively minor note; I'm glad I never noticed that Sakura Kinomoto was rated as a lesser/Intermediate goddess...

edited 24th Apr '15 5:43:54 PM by JindraAG

actually not EVERYTHING can be simply brute forced, some things need to be outsmarted.

Yea, so, uhh. How do you insert youtube videos into your post? Google is your friend, I know. But just look too your heart, listen to it, touch it.

[[youtube:INSERT VIDEO URL HERE]]

You can't make it start a certain part into the vid, though.

edited 24th Apr '15 5:07:41 PM by PastryPerson

I use an ultra-spicy spray on myself and shoot a pebble from a slingshot at Sonic.

Minor Bug Fixes:

5/5 (sacred(dedicated))

A few bugs here and there get fixed, increasing the percentage of a few good integrities.

The Debugging:

13/20 (ichigo(dedicated))

I make my way to the glitch hub. @piono: how long will this take?

REUSE Bill's Trollface for Windows 7 Genius Edition: 31/53 ██████▌ (+4 from me, Tazz x3)
Total Randomness: 48/222 █████████████████████████████▌ (+4 total from me, Tazz x3)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 24th Apr '15 7:37:40 PM by CobaltShade

Say Jindra, why is it that you're glad that you didn't know that Sakura was an intermediate god? Don't see why that would be a bad thing.

Comrades,I'l be honest. Glitches are one thing that I have no idea how to counter. Glitches by definition defy logic, defy strategy, defy ingenuity. I think I may be relegated to a support role for a while here.

To anyone having trouble combating the reality ending glitch, here's some tips. http://www.scp-wiki.net/clef101

/null

edited 25th Apr '15 1:02:51 AM by Mathleticism