Destroy The Godmodder

@Piono: Quasideityhood would grant some sort of benefit, though, wouldn't it? Besides, while I might be able to go 1v1 a Lesser god without OP Scale interference, the OP Scale is currently doing interference. So, y'know.

@Herobrine: Heh. Nah, I'm not going to PG. Richard sort of was a bit of an ass this one time. Then there's the fact that it feels really good to be able to smack someone about without people yelling at me to stop. Plus, with Blue currently fighting against him, there's no real motive to do so regardless.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

then i use the 7 one to teleport to ohboy and turn PG

and i use the 8 to put a shield on Wylds fighter

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

142/200 32/100

I decide to go and head for the hub. I pull out giant fish which i grab onto in order to levitate myself towards the Hub quickly.

if by some miracle i get there this turn i use a buff banner to boost the allies above me. i dont think i will get there in time though

3+1

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edited 23rd Apr '15 5:15:06 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

Q&A: @darkness: target the glitch anchors. Sonic, Metal Sonic, and wyld's fighter all need to be destroyed as quickly as possible. @tazz: You will be getting somewhat of that wish before the end... @engie: sorry, you cannot ascend to godhood within the tvtropes pantheon unless you can somehow convince the guys over in the tvtropes pantheon discussion thread (also in forum games) to okay it first. @sacred: Don't get too offended, Carmen was already busy unpacking and leaving with ichigo when Shadow started talking.

@everyone planning to round up gods: I would recommend being at the glitch hub right now, as anyone who decides to be off doing their own thing may very well get left behind when everyone starts on the next event.

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jindra gets to the edge of the glitch hub with his semi-truck. Solar, having finished his pit-stop, reaches the edge of the glitch hub. Moo (using up only one of his two charges) teleports into the center of the glitch hub. Math launches himself to the edge of the glitch hub. h2o arrives at the edge of the glitch hub, pursued by Typhon. Duck decides to change direction and begins the long trek to the house of technology. Purple and Sundowner arrive at the edge of the glitch hub and circle around to meet up with the others, being unsure as how to proceed, as the terrain seems to have warped somewhat.

Shadow moves towards the glitch hub, but is unable to catch up with ichigo and Carmen who come out above the Glitch Hub. Now is not the time for idle banter. Saren is healed for 5000 health. Tazz arrives above the glitch hub. Pillow and amp and begin the trek to the Glitch Hub. Herobrine decides to go in style, and instead teleports directly to the center of the Glitch hub leaving coolstar to ponder the meaning of his life in the valley, all alone.

Augmentor screams down from the sky, dealing 5000 damage to Delphinus and smashing tabbune's ice shield before landing nearby on his feet. Delphinus opens fire with the torpedoes on the healing tome, sending shiny flying head-over-heels away from the tome and disrupting his attempt to cast hastega. The tome is destroyed. Herobrine attempts to grab ohboy, but ohboy begins glitching around, leaving large amounts of goop everywhere. Herobrine backpedals out of the goop, managing to salvage his charge, but fseftr's multi-hour ritual is disrupted right as it is begun by ohboy slamming into fseftr.

Ohboy is about to launch a BSOD attack on tabbune, but is suddenly assaulted by a ludicrously powerful ice storm that disrupts the attack and cuts him in several places and forces augmentor to dive for cover. Ohboy's cuts bleed raw coding. Wyld, using the power boost granted from the 50 post charge, dashes across the air towards sonic, tossing two of the frostbombs, and Sonic bursts out of range of the bombs and swerves closer to Delphinus for another attack... and right into paradise's glue barrage.

Having barely dodged the glue bombs, Sonic is rendered sticky, not that this does much, as is evidenced by engie's attempt at a no sell being no-selled by Sonic just Glitching to ridiculous speeds and slamming into engie nigh-instantly, sending engie careening back down into the center of the Glitch Hub, where he lands in ohboy's glitch goop. Zbse is about to charge forwards, but suddenly Typhon is in the way, and zbse dodges out of the way to avoid being Glitch-knifed, paradox magic still primed.

Laitome flies around Delphinus trying to keep a lock on Sonic in case Sonic goes in for another barrage, jondanger attempts to use an ultra-bitter spray, but the spray glitches out and fails to do anything. Moo, having watched the fight already ensuing, puts a small shield around the fighter. Sonic goes in for the kill, and through use of his glitch-resistant armor and the interference of the various others, laitome manages to be there in time, slamming a lightning javelin through Sonic, but Sonic goes right through, smashing another hole in Delphinus, dealing 50000 damage, and killing 20 crew. And then things start sucking even more. Sonic does not come out of Delphinus, but instead large amounts of Glitch start spewing out of the holes. Delphinus Glitched. Saren opens fire on it, dealing 100K damage as Sonic reemerges from the Glitched-out ship.

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 70%. Entity integrity: 9%. Divinity integrity: 81.8%. Player integrity: 72.7%. Physics integrity: 54.5%. Artifact integrity: 27.2%. Trope integrity: 90.9%. Godmodder takeover: 36%

The Godmodder: Hp: 10/100

Battlefield

coolstar [AG]

The Glitch’s Hub

En Route

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

pastry, duck, pillow, amp

Edge of Glitch Hub

Typhon [@#] [Glitched]

Sundowner [AG]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

zbse, jindra, solar, math [AG]

Above Glitch Hub

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 505000/1000000. crew: (*&% AP: $%^. Moonstone cannon: %@. torpedo: Hp: *#%$. primary turret: Hp: @$^@#. Secondary turret x2: Hp: @%@# [Glitched]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 447000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 3/5

paradise [AG] [on Delphinus]

wyld [AG]: frostbombs x2 [A] 50 post boost

Laitome [AG]: Glyph Armor [A]: Stone fisticuffs: 2/2. Union Slash 4/4. Dominus Strike 3/3. Universitas 4/6.

shiny [AG]: Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

jondanger [AG]: ultra spicy spray x2 [A]. ultra bitter spray [A]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

tartar, ichigo [AG]

chaoscreeper, tazz [N]

Sonic [&#] [Glitched]

Glitch Hub center

fseftr, engie, herobrine, tabbune [AG]

augmentor [N]

moocow [PG]

ohboy [PG]: The Glitch Champion

Wyld’s Fighter [&@]: Armor: *!#%: small shield

Zbse’s sidequest: 64/101 pages found

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Note: Now would be a good time to start abusing any bonuses you have, especially if they might somehow give you an extra boost in the current situation. You haven't got much longer before all the artifacts, glitch-resistant or not go down.

edited 23rd Apr '15 7:14:14 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

(Kind of stupid question, Piono, but is there anything specifically stopping me from pulling a pair of skates out of hammerspace to get to the hub faster?)

don't see what the point would be, you're literally one action away from reaching it.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Oh, OK. Thought it would take longer.

Alice? (352/? pillow x2, laitome, shiny) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
?(61/?)

WELL GORRILLA

Fine. You better hope he does show up after... Remilia will unleash a massive barrage of projectiles at Sonic.

I'll keep driving the semi into the glitch hub. And aggressively crash it into the first thing that gets in my way, while diving out of it.

3x+1's to anyone AG AND Giving Charges.

edited 23rd Apr '15 7:23:57 PM by JindraAG

16/???[pillow][jindra][sacred] 4/???[jindra]

dont feel bad about the lost ship, it lasted way longer than was reasonable, considering my 435 post charge went down in the space of like, half the time the delphinus was alive. Honestly surprised that it lasted this long, so assume piono planned that several rounds back, or else he'd have just smashed it with the ender dragon.

now, this is pretty fun...

Abusing her power boost, she does a massive speed boost with her power as she experiments with just what it can do, and how much it can do of the things it can do, using the speed to dismantle and charge the materials that make up the frost bombs, converting the powder that makes them so explosive into a potent contact explosive, meaning anything that impacts with the powder at high velocities will explode. She rushes in front of sonic, turning invisible, and tossing the powder in front of him.

three plus ones

edited 23rd Apr '15 7:58:18 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

@strategy

Hmm artifact integrity goes down at a rate between 5.6 and 5.8 percent per turn. Meaning that there will be approximately 5 turns before it hits 0 so either stash your artifacts somewhere safe or use them in their full glory.

I'm probably going to hit Dominus Override (read: a four turn uber buff that destroys my armor at the end of it) this or next turn I'll let you guys decide when.

@CC protect me from sonic and everyone else. I'm gonna use my specials to drop the delphinus on wyld's fighter.

edited 23rd Apr '15 8:03:05 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I arrive in the upper glitch hub, noticing the chaotic battle between the tropers and the hedgehogs.

“Ok. I have to fight the glitch. The glitch can completely destroy technological equipment, so I’m restricted to magic and nature.”

“Wait, why did I say restricted?”

I run around the edge of the arena, keeping a long broadsword firmly planted all the way around. When I complete the circle, I step back and examine the hole I create. A few inches deep and connected all the way around, good. Next, I grab a bottle from a coat pocket and release a blast of thick dominating sand that races around the arena. Everywhere the blast goes; it leaves a smooth, neat trail behind it. The blast begins gaining speed as it travels and the path glistens underneath the sun. Eventually, the whole arena becomes a glassy slate, very difficult to stand and support a person’s weight on.

Now, strap a pair of ice skates onto my feat. These will give me some traction on this rocky rink. I barrel into the sky and position myself over the centre of the arena. I clear my throat.

“SUPER ANIME WRECKING PUNCH!”

I smack my fist directly into the centre and cracks immediately begin running through the disk. They stop at the small trench I made and the continuing energy causes the pieces to fly into the air. Tropers, gods, machines and blue animals are all thrown, trying to find some solid footing in this chaos. I begin skating off of the floating pieces and retrieve the piece of resistance; an tree bark laser cannon.

“Hey! Blue Slowpoke! Bet you can’t beat me in game of dodge laser!”

I fire widely, lasers bouncing off the glassy objects and reflecting into other glassy rocks. I stake jump between midair rock formations and begin my first game of real life bullet hell.

20/20 Bird Revenge Energy Expended in crazy laser rock chaos (Jindra, Wyld)

16/30 Ultra Buffs (Jindra, Wyld)

3 +1s to any A Gs.

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

It seems like we did everything, but nothing went according to plan.....

You know....Eventually, I'm going to get real tired of this no selling, this glitching, this mother gorilla.....

I liked it better when I had evility.

I turn around and bring my fist down on wyld's fighter.

AND ALL THIS CRAP IS BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF!

Very briefly, an evil glint shines in my eye, as a bit of the evility comes back, if only for a moment.

   LIGER BOMB!   

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Project Liger Bomb 10/10    I tear the fighter's shield a new one.   

The Messianic Thrust kick: 1/30

   500 thingy   : 170/500 +3 Math. 1+ wyld,

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THE WAR REPORT

Prognosis:

Overview: Wow... We just got completely NO SOLD....

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THE BATTLEFIELD

• Yo. Coolstar.. Book it to the hub.

THE GLITCH'S HUB

• If you're en route, watch out for Typhon

• Edge: Coordinate to what you want sundowner to do, but we need more people inside the Hub.
  • Begin coordinating amongst yourselves for COMBO ATTACKS. They work WONDERS.

• Above: Sonic is in range. You have to pin him down.
  • Wyld. Jon. I think you can slow Sonic down with the frost bombs and the spray. In each adversary, there's at least one thing we're carrying that usually combats them. Try the frostbombs and the spray.

• Glitch Hub Center: .... I don't know what to tell you. We're gorilla'd in the down under......
  • Counter the glitch... Counter it with something, anything.
    • Dang it, I don't know....

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THE GLITCH INTEGRITY

• Glitch Integrity: 70%
• Entity Integrity: 9% - Told ya.
• Divinity Integrity: 81.8% - There's a reason why this is going down slowly. I THINK PIONO WANT US TO USE THE GODS.
• Player Integrity: 72.7% - I think some of you might be feeling some glitch-ness. Ya'll need to be careful physically attacking glitch stuff.
• Physics Integrity: 54.5% - MOVE YOUR ASSES INSIDE THE GLITCH HUBS
• Artifact Integrity: 27.2% - HERE'S WHERE OUR HEAVY HITTING PLAYERS WILL START TO LOSE THEIR IMPACT
  • You know who I'm looking at.
• Trope Integrity: - 90.9% - ....That's close to a B+

• Godmodder Control: 36%

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THE GLITCH ANCHORS (Or things that should die a horrible death)

• EXTERMINATED
• Glitched Metal Sonic
• EXTERMINATED
• Sonic
• Wyld's Fighter - Guarded by the people who should also die.

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You have your targets, gentlemen.

Now.... ATTACK ON GODMODDER

edited 23rd Apr '15 8:44:01 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I am still travelling towards the glitch hub. I think I am near it, though.

• One-Winged Angel Form 26/35 (NTI)
• ??? 7/???

3 +1s

Duck starts to continue towards the house of technology

a voice speaks inside his mind

"   YOU HAVE FAILED US. HOW COULD LOSE CONTROL OF THE HORSEMAN?   " one says.

"Be quiet, you." a female voice says, "Now, what is the prognosis."

"War will be summoned soon enough." I mumble, "As for the conqueror, he will be dealt with."

I pull out a scroll with 6 different wax seals depicted upon it, and look at it.

"The seal has remained broken. The plan is still in motion." I mumble.

''Good. Where are you at, now?"

"I am on my way to the technological section of the pantheon." I mumble, "I intend to gather their more... Chaotic members to help restore the godmodder to his non-code state."

"No. There is no need. You must prolong the conflict. Go to the godmodder. Do what you can to stall."

I oblige, and head back towards the glitch hub.

Don't worry, Piono. I won't do anything OP. Also, the scroll is merely representing the charge so artifact integrity is somewhat N/A here.

Flames of War: 4/30

Broken Seals: 1/7

edited 23rd Apr '15 11:04:56 PM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

Time to finally put this gorilla towards some real action.

I run into the center, and smash into OhBoy with every element possible from the Chainaxe. I don't tackle him, of course.

Massive Combo:19/50

Area Debug:16/30

3 +1s.

edited 24th Apr '15 4:05:23 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

"Ick. Glitch goop. Pretty much a spicy version of slime-based food."

My drone stands up, hovering out of the glitch goop. Clingier pieces promptly get eaten, although I display visible disgust at having eaten glitch fragments.

"Just because I can eat them doesn't mean I want to. Now then..."

I teleport back up to above the glitch hub, gray fire beginning to burn around me. But then, instead of charging off after Sonic again, I turn to Shiny.

"Try using the Chaos Emeralds. If anything's gonna bring Sonic down, it's bound to be something from his place of origin."

...And then I charge off after Sonic again anyway, moving so fast that reality has trouble processing my exact location. As a result, when he does inevitably try that annoying-ass slamming into me thing again, he ends up passing through me, instead colliding with an after-image, which then warps through him, just in time for real me to bring an ocean in a bag out of nowhere and try to drown him in it. Hey, that tends to work when possible to pull off. Also, the ocean is spiky, so no bubble shield.

You forgot to have me at the edge of glitch hub. How rude. Anyway. I construct a bridge for everyone else to cross over. I cannot go nearer to the glitch without risking assimilation. That is the curse of being partially code based.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine

Alptraum Panzer: 85/500 (+2)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: DEPLOYING

The accumulated power of 66 charge points suddenly flows through me, improving my combat ability. I give a quiet Evil Laugh to celebrate.

DEVOUR: 1/25 (+0 because opening your charge with a bunch of bonus charge points really doesn't seem fair when it happens to literally involve eating your target alive.)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Okay, I'm (obviously) new here, but HOW THE HELL DOES ANY OF THIS WORK? Seriously though, I have utterly no idea what's happening besides the narrative. Please help me...

Famous last words of many a kerbal: MOAR BOOSTERS!!!

@wyld/jindra: Mainly it was that jindra's one of the few people who actually strategizes properly, and Delphinus doesn't spawn hordes of living armors, so taking out Delphinus wasn't as much of a priority, while jindra actually put effort into keeping it alive.

@herobrine: It was not a no sell, it was getting blocked. And Sonic didn't actually block the attacks, he actually took a few shots, just not any really heavy ones, and people have started arriving now. You've got more fire power to work with.

@duck: I figured the scroll was just flavor text.

@mattias: Just find something to target. Since you seem to be pretty confused, I would recommend joining the anti-godmodders. Currently the Glitch is tearing apart the base workings of tvtropes, especially where the group is, and in order to destroy the Glitch, you need to take down the Glitch Anchors (marked as such in the battle update). Feel free to use any attack you can come up with. If its too overpowered it will either be nerfed by the OP scale, or if I just can't think of a way to make it deal less damage, it'll get nope'd outright, but I try to keep stuff like that from happening.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

@wyld/pionoThat was more of a reaction to me failing to notice it still had an AP counter. Little hint for people trying to take it down; Don't go for the hull, go for the crew

Its body still being partially organic, #o!7y screeched in pain, squirting some of its code goo/blood all over the area as it spasmed in pain. "T$2h%3t's N!^T v32$%y Ni!@!"

O^$3y began to teleport around the area again, only staying in an area for a second or two as it brought inky tentacles out of the ground to swipe at Tabbune, spraying sticky white binary everywhere. Oh%#! teleported next to Tabbune screeching in his/her ear. "J@i#n U$%^34s!" O%B^4oy proceeded to give Tabbune a giant, glitchy, and kind of icky bear hug.

5Boys blank eyes locked with Tabbunes, making it give the code equivalent of a blush, its cheeks turning a bright shade of staticky pink. "O^$h, I'@#v!#4e Ne$^#4v!@3er b2&@een t%4is c$5@l^&3se t%3o s#&!3om$#2eone b4!" &5Bo$ tightened its grip on Tabbune, encasing him in its own body, "Y%35ou'%3ll B$#E$E m^#in$@%e!"

edited 24th Apr '15 7:31:50 AM by OhBoyTime

I begin to let the paradox magic flow through my body as I dash past Typhon. With paradox energy flowing through me, I leap up into the air. As I reach the peak of my leap, I begin moving quite quickly towards the Glitch Hub, fist outstretched.

Something something Arena.

@strategy: Counter Ohboy. We can't attack him, but we can counter him.

I am the once and future king.

summon charge: Zhukov's army 139/150 -H2o Darkness

attack charge:6/? -H20 Darkness

Huh. what's that bleeping nois-... OH GORILLA!

If anything has a chance of exploding in our face, TURN IT OFF NOW! I grab an axe, and quickly run about severing wires needed for the moonstone cannon to function, taking special care to make sure that once I'm done that cannon is connected to nothing. no computers, NO power source, NOTHING! The last thing we need is for that thing to backfire on us!

here's three charges BTW, now git!

edited 24th Apr '15 7:51:31 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

The Elements Ten: 57/225 Umbrella?: 23/30

• 2 to cobalt, +1 to Twin.

"Oh mighty Lord Herobrine, what made you think your first attack would even Gorillaing work? No Gorillaing duh that the first barrage isn't going to work against that thing. He's definitely shaken up the code...We're not currently possessing HP bars, the Entities alignments aren't going bonkers...This Glitch is honestly a little too selective. Still Gorillaing dangerous. But anyways, as for our flying fast freak here...It's not about forcing him to slow down, it's about him having a direction to run to...Well, that, and More Dakka. It is a scientific proof of law that everything, EVEN Glitch, can be fixed with More Dakka."

And with that, out comes Nailtimatum again. I constitute this situation as bad enough to warrant a second use. Stupid glitching stupidity is going to ruin my life right now and probably have this skewer everyone BUT Sonic (or Metal Sonic who's still running around), but hopefully the over-penetrating nails will at least mean that Sonic gets hit by using something else as a shield...And failing horribly. I'd probably summon Sonichu for Sonic to beat up, or Eggman, or something I know he hates on principal and WILL target in what will hopefully be a berserker rampage, but I'm not entirely sure on bringing in any more Pantheon members right now. Maybe we could make him Weresonic, who is DEFINITELY not fast?...Maybe just calling him too slow? Chaos Emeralds?

I dunno. I'm not a thinking man, I'm just a 'shoot it until it Gorillaing dies' man.

And with that, aiming at 99% of the core of the Gltichy corruption with the little brother of the gun of More Dakka incarnate, I fire my nigh-limitless amount of nails into the Glitch corruption, making a spiral of the spray around Sonic like a cone before bringing the nails at him directly, thus making dodging slightly harder.

I notice Remilia, and in preparation for my potentially stupid idea-that is to say, so many projectiles that dodging is nigh-impossible, I attempt to rope her in on it. "Ah, milady Remilia. Descendant of Dracula, as I have heard. I'd introduce myself but right now I think there are somethings that can go skipped, so let's just cut to the chase...You know about Spell Card regulations, I presume, and how they're supposed to be dodgeable? I think it would be safe to say that Spell Card rules do not apply in this situation. Just sayin, as I might just be an idiot and not noticing...But the less evasive maneuvers our Glitchy little 'friend' here is capable of, the quicker we get rid of his Glitchy status, agreed?"

@Herobrine From what little experience I've seen, it's rare for the 1st hits to work. You've gotta learn the weaknesses, usually the hard way. That, and not all of us were there to lend hits. Let's not think about this too much. Or Zetta's mouth, for that matter.

edited 24th Apr '15 9:25:16 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I throw a grenade at the fighter's small shield.

??? : 122/150 engie, x2

???: 112/150 engie, x2

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s