Destroy The Godmodder

14/?, 2/? (Both Solar, 1 left.)

I snipe Oh Boy with an Ice Shard, and then jump down to him as 3 more shards appear. I'm on-air this round, and will land next turn.

3+1s!

edited 22nd Apr '15 6:42:08 AM by Tabbune

Summon charge: Zhukov's army 134/150 - SolarBLOODY HELL I've been ninja'd!, Pillow, H20box, Wyld

Action charge: 15/15 -Solar, pillow, H20box. ACTIVATING!

Bah, I gotta move, now. i hate wasting charges, but time is valuable at the moment.

TELEPORT! using my charged power, I teleport away, and reappear on the deck of the Delphinius in literally no time flat.

While on the ship's deck, I attempt to restore one of the secondary turrets to working order. It ain't gonna be as powerful as it once was, but better than nothing!

AW CRUD I FORGOT THE CHARGES! Take 3x now!

edited 22nd Apr '15 7:20:04 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

@paradiseActually it kinda will be. Assuming it can get back to full health. SPECIAL TRAITS ARE NICE.

BANKS:

Bank One: 12

Bank Two: 7

   Shadow's    eye twitches for a second, then he sighs deeply. He straps the Emerald Nova to his back in Staff Mode, then strolls over to Carmen.

   "Miss Sandiego, or can I call you Carmen? Anyway, I think the fish are done here. What do you think we should do now? Surely, since the Glitch is still advancing, there are more anchors."   

   Shadow    hears Rayquaza roar, and spots the AG's making a painful re-entry. He sighs.

   "Geh... This won't take long..."   

   Shadow    clicks his fingers, summoning a giant trampoline covered in memory-foam pillows to catch the falling heroes.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Zed.

"So, Carmen, all the problems here have been solved. So before I go to join the others, I have to ask, are you gonna be joining me or are gonna head back now that this place has been cleaned up?"

I cast another Full Heal on Saren whilst conversing with Carmen.

Falcon Punch: 27/35 (Sacred)

One for Sacred, one for Jon, one for Herobrine.

I fly through the roof of the glitch hub, and look for the Godmodder.

??? : 116/??? engie, x4

???: 106/??? engie, x4

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

The Elements Ten: 55/225 Umbrella?: 21/30

• 2 to cobalt, +1 to Twin.

The glitch is done for here, so it's time for me to make an exit. I levitate in the air, or try to, propelled by my own will, and thrust myself towards the source of the glitch. I'd better not see Missingno involved in this crud.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

In case it wasn't factored, my spare charges were used to upgrade my healing tome.

Physics Stabilizer: 28/30 (fseftr)

I take my TIE Fighter to the site of Wyld's old crashed fighter, so I can prepare the area for when the other glitch anchors are taken care of.

3 +1s

SoundCloud

Gonna do a Q&A: Will try to do another update, but since I was sick and stayed home, I lazed about during the day, so my parents may tell me to stay off the computer due to large amounts of electronic-related mind-numbing.

@jindra: well, I decreased movement time, but I'll let you guys keep that. Potentially as a driveable artifact rather than as an entity because artifact integrity isn't as shot as entity integrity is.

@shiny: got it.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

@Piono you can get rid of the nectar and decrease the quantity of the other two kinds of spray to 3.

I respond to Remilia, saying Well, this is a route to the glitch hub. I then keep flying towards the hub.

The Debugging:

10/20

Minor Bug Fixes:

1/5

3x+1s to the AG.

edited 22nd Apr '15 1:20:59 PM by Jondanger23

Glyph Armor: On standby, Lapiste overclock: Ready, Dominous: Stable, Loophole: Stable, no current communications

I fly onto CC's carrier and attach a warp drive to it to speed it up.

Laittlecrusier: 231/400 (Tabbune x2, CC x2, me, fseftr)

Torpor module: 10/25 (Me, jon x2, shiny x2, paradisex2)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to moo

edited 22nd Apr '15 4:12:46 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Q&A: @jondanger: Okay, I'm actually gonna drop it to two of each. @those dropping: Being nope'd out of the orbit was sort of punishment for completely ignoring the elephant (well, weather deity, but its a figure of speech) in the room. You're all going to land in the valley at the end of the round. And all of you were too busy spinning out of control to actually have any over your descent. @jindra: Since no one decided to help you with the semi-truck, its just going to be treated as flavor text. @wyld: Okay, I really don't need to deal with something like that right now, could you please rethink that overload bar so that I don't have to deal with trying to balance absorption and all that crap. I was trying to decrease battlefield complexity.

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Jindra creates a large semi truck and begins driving it towards the Glitch Hub. Pastry runs towards the Glitch hub, zbse finally comes out of Dimension D on the edge of the Glitch Hub. High overhead he can see a fight of some kind brewing. Duck and Typhon turn to head towards the Glitch Hub. Laitome and chaos, working together, manage to warp themselves straight to the Glitch Hub in a single round. The two come out above zbse's position, in full view of the aerial battle currently going on.

H2o drinks a potion of swiftness and starts his trip to the glitch hub. Paradise, using his power, teleports directly onto the deck of Delphinus, and with some of the leftover energy, starts restoring one of the secondary turrets by 20K health. Shadow creates a large trampoline, and those in the process of leaving orbit safely land. Shadow turns back to converse with Carmen only to discover that she's already left for the Glitch Hub on one of the inflatable hoverbikes with ichigo, followed by Saren, who is healed for 5000 health. Tazz starts the journey to the glitch hub. Shiny flies his TIE fighter to the Glitch Hub, arriving overhead.

Remilia catches up to jon and the two pull up next to chaos and laitome, watching the carnage of the fight going on above the Glitch hub. The 501st shrug, see everyone heading towards the Glitch Hub, and are about to go with when they receive a communication from elsewhere, and leave. Ohboy, after a rather insane rambling, is imbued with the power of the Glitch! Purple and Sundowner start heading towards the Glitch Hub.

Delphinus opens fire with its torpedo and moonstone cannon. Sonic suddenly Glitches out of the way of the massive beam, and zips around and spin-dashes through the torpedo's projectile, blowing it up prematurely, and disrupting wyld's force punch. Fseftr dives down beneath the Glitch, managing to survive through noclipping long enough to not get harmed on the way down, and lands near the center, a short distance away from ohboy. Fseftr is quickly joined by engie crashing down through the sky, the drone slightly Glitched from Sonic going to ludicrous speed without warning and body-slamming him from above.

They are followed by Tabbune, who jumps off of Delphinus to join them, but the ice shards melt mid-air due to a spike in heat levels, and ohboy remains un-sniped. Sonic, having dealt with the small number of projectiles send its way, smashes through Delphinus, killing 10 more crewmembers and dealing 50000 damage. And then things start going sour really fast. En route to the Glitch Hub, Typhon suddenly crumples, and when he stands, he's been fully Glitched completely out of nowhere. Making matters worse, shiny suddenly watches as his healing tome lifts up into the air, spasming violently. Looks like artifact integrity loss is finally taking effect.

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 70%. Entity integrity: 16%. Divinity integrity: 83.2%. Player integrity: 74.8%. Physics integrity: 58%. Artifact integrity: 32.8%. Trope integrity: 91.6%. Godmodder takeover: 23%

The Godmodder: Hp: 10/100

Battlefield

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

Herobrine, pillow, coolstar, amp [AG]

The Glitch’s Hub

En Route

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Sundowner [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 442000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 2/5

Typhon [N] [Glitched]

solar, math, pastry, duck, jindra, ichigo, tazz

Edge of Glitch Hub

zbse

Above Glitch Hub

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 660000/1000000. crew: 98 AP: 14. Moonstone cannon: 1/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 0000/150000. Secondary turret: Hp: 0000/75000. Secondary turret: Hp: 20000/75000

wyld [AG]: frostbombs x4 [A] [on Delphinus]

paradise [AG] [on Delphinus]

Laitome [AG]: Glyph Armor [A]: Stone fisticuffs: 2/2. Union Slash 3/4. Dominus Strike 3/3. Universitas 3/6.

shiny [AG]: Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

jondanger [AG]: ultra spicy spray x2 [A]. ultra bitter spray x2 [A]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

tartar [AG]

chaoscreeper [N]

healing tome [A] [Glitched]

Sonic [&#] [Glitched]

Glitch Hub center

fseftr, engie [AG]

tabbune [AG]: frozen heart [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. frost shards x5: Hp: 5000/5000

ohboy [PG]: The Glitch Champion

Wyld’s Fighter [&@]: Armor: *!#%

Zbse’s sidequest: 64/101 pages found

edited 22nd Apr '15 7:58:29 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I Crash land into the Glitch Hub Center, damaging Delphinus During the fall and the tabbune after landing. I then look around.

> Examining Area...

> Area Confirmed. World Map Updated.

> Alignment [Neutral] Set.

edited 22nd Apr '15 8:04:51 PM by Augmentor-5L1

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.

Alice? (347/450 jon, shiny, tabbune, pillow, h2o) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata (60/75) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll keep on trucking.

Well this is being a waste of time. Remilia notices Shiny, I thought you said the Godmodder was back there? gesturing in the direction she just came from.

The Delphinus shall fire torpedoes at the healing tome.

3x+1's to anyone AG and offering charges.

edited 22nd Apr '15 8:08:16 PM by JindraAG

(Condensing all of my stuff into on, LONG post, for solidarity)

I hit the battlefield with a sickening CRUNCH

YYEEEAHHHH-

*one hour of screaming later*

Picking myself back up, I look towards the Hub, and mentally search out Ohboy's position.

Deciding that I can't orbital drop gorillas anymore, I change the charge.

PROJECT OH BOY ACTIVATED

I imagine where Oh boy is going to be, and what he's doing.

I jump-

And I land right next to him.

Just in time for me to use-

PROJECT LIGER BOMB

Grabbing Oh Boy around the waist, I grit my teeth as I begin being glitched, hurl Oh boy over my shoulder at the speed of sound, jump straight over the Downed Glitch Anchor, put his head between my legs, and power bomb him into the fighter at DOUBLE the speed of sound.

Banking on the fact that Oh boy is operating on a different level than the glitch he's trying to defend, I'm hoping that the different glitchy-ness will backfire horribly and kill the fighter.

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Project Oh Boy: 10/10    TELEPORT TO OH BOY.   

Project Liger Bomb 10/10    PLANT OH BOY IN THE DIRT   

The Messianic Thrust kick: 1/30

The Kingmaker: 1/ 1000

- And yes. The Kingmaker is a thing.

   500 thingy   : 165/500 +2 Jindra +2 Jon +2 shiny +1 Ichigo +1 engie +1 amp

Jindra, I have no idea how many you took from Jon or shiny. If I took too much, then put how much you took so I know I didn't take too much.

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THE WAR REPORT

Prognosis:

Overview: THE SONIC ANCHOR IS OUTSIDE OF THE HUB. EVERYONE ABOVE AND CLOSE TO IT. SONIC MUST BE TAKEN OUT, ASAP.

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THE BATTLEFIELD

• Sweet. Everyone made like a road runner and got out of here.

THE GLITCH'S HUB

• If you're en route, bum rush the hub. Pronto.
  • Watch Typhon, just in case he decides to glitch all of you out.

• Above: Turn the Delphinus and Remilia against Sonic. Use the Deities, and buff their attacks so that Sonic actually gets hit. He's too fast, so see if you can't help the gods track their shots.
  • Begin coordinating amongst yourselves for COMBO ATTACKS. They work WONDERS.

• Glitch Hub Center: The fighter is in sight. Ohboy is having so much fun abusing his glitchy-ness.
  • Make him regret it.
    • Also, blow up that fighter.

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THE GLITCH INTEGRITY

• Glitch Integrity: 70%
• Entity Integrity: 16% - At this point, if you're still using a charge to summon an entity, then I've warned you. You're pretty much up a creek without a paddle now....
• Divinity Integrity: 83.2% - There's a reason why this is going down slowly. I THINK PIONO WANT US TO USE THE GODS.
• Player Integrity: 74.8% - I think some of you might be feeling some glitch-ness. Ya'll need to be careful physically attacking glitch stuff.
• Physics Integrity: 58% - MOVE YOUR ASSES INSIDE THE GLITCH HUBS
• Artifact Integrity: 32.8% - HERE'S WHERE OUR HEAVY HITTING PLAYERS WILL START TO LOSE THEIR IMPACT
  • You know who I'm looking at.
• Trope Integrity: - 91.6% - ....That's close to a B+

• Godmodder Control: 23%

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THE GLITCH ANCHORS (Or things that should die a horrible death)

• EXTERMINATED
• Glitched Metal Sonic
• EXTERMINATED
• Sonic
• Wyld's Fighter - Guarded by the people who should also die.

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You have your targets, gentlemen.

Now.... ATTACK ON GODMODDER

edited 23rd Apr '15 8:17:21 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

SOLAR SANITY: 76%

On my way to the Glitch Hub, something happens.

Author?

I blink, having just heard a familiar voice that I should not be hearing. No. Can’t be. Must’ve been my imagination. After all, my sanity’s falling.

Hey, Author?

Oh no. I really did hear it. A faint voice that could only belong to one person, although I’ve not the slightest clue how she’d be talking to me...

Hearts. I go by Solar here.

Sure you do! Listen, what’s this all about?

...What?

The Glitch, obviously. I figured you might be behind it considering your connection t-

Shh-shh-shh. No. I did not cause this and it certainly has nothing to do with you guys.

Considering it’s the truth, I can only wait for her response in silence. Hopefully Hearts will buy this, otherwise...

Alright, I get it. Either way, Auth - sorry, Solar - do you need help?

The last thing I need is the Continents getting involved in a Glitch, Hearts. You should have figured that out.

Well, fine.

Something in her voice sounds... unfriendlier than usual. Slightly less bubbly.

Promise me you won’t get anyone, including yourself involved. Seriously.

I swear to that!

She doesn’t say anything else, so it seems like she must have... left? I don’t know how the connection started either way, though.

Royce pipes up.

And that... was...?

Trouble. That was trouble calling. Pray we don’t hear from her again.

...She being the person, the one you mentioned, being interested in the Glitch?

One of many. One of an unfortunately large group.

— CHARGES —

Old Oak Doors: 2/75

Wip wop here's some text. Also, wow, I got post #6666. How fitting.

edited 22nd Apr '15 8:42:54 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

O%B$y landed softly on the fighter, completely silent. It's eyes a blank mirror, completely flat and black, losing all definition. A sheet of symbols began to bubble up from its skin, covering it entirely in a mess of static, imitating a TV with no connection.

Locking its flat eyes with its visitors, O@B^$ let out a screech of pure nonsense, the glitch changing its perception of reality, "T$%^!^un24! F%S53rf! Fr434n3s, w!2elc^5o^*." Oh^$^ began to haphazardly teleport around the fighter, leaving blobs of its dark code body behind sometimes, only for them to start approaching the players in the hub, attempting to infect them with the glitch.

@h^o@ landed back on the fighter after spreading the corrupting goop everywhere, screeching again as it called to the glitch around it, forming it into a massive, rotating sphere of blue-screen inducing goodness, launching it directly at Tabbune.

edited 22nd Apr '15 9:01:30 PM by OhBoyTime

Action: I say screw it and then combine my charges and teleport to ohboy using them and then turn PG

Charge 15/15 i teleport to ohboy

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

Where did you get those charges?

from the charges i had built up earlier

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

strategy post

@CC Land us on the deck of the Delphinus, then either get to work repairing the ship or attack sonic with ranged weaponry to get him going on a predictable path. Either way I'm going to be trying to protect the ship from any more attacks from sonic by actively tracking him and flying around the ship so I always see him.

My plan of action: Deal with Sonic then I'll focus on the fighter and by extension Ohboy and moo by the looks of it.

I'll also try calling in Anna goddess of secret shops/RNG godess(or symbol). Preferably the latter.

edited 22nd Apr '15 9:43:42 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I'm pretty sure you need to be dramatic to change sides if I remember correctly.

I seek out the Godmodder once more.

"Godmodder!" I yell, "Let us aid you in our quest to destroy this corrupt pantheon!"

looks at Typhon

"Wow. Looks like the glitch did a number on you." I say.

Flames: 3/30

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

I casually show up immediately above Sonic, then, equally without drama, shoot him with an enormous Stasis Cannon, slowing him to a crawl.

Then I pull an automatic scattergun from nowhere and lay into him with it, the wide-angle bullet hose rendering any attempts he may still make to dodge irrelevant, all while agilely keeping out of his attack range.

• 1 to Herobrine!

edited 22nd Apr '15 11:06:24 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

@Random guy trying to kill me on entry while claiming neutral: Gorrila you.

15/15, 3/?

Free Action: I generate a shield of ice to block Oh Boy's attack and to protect me from the fall. Woahh!! As Augmentor's attack connect and the shield breaks, I respond.

Charge: gorrila you both. Frozen Dust Storm! As I fall down and after Augmentor lands, the Heart shatters and generate a crap ton of shards and they all launch into Oh Boy and Augmentor, effectively creating a bullet hell.

The attack transforms me back into human form.

3+1s!

edited 22nd Apr '15 11:35:57 PM by Tabbune