Destroy The Godmodder

I don't think I was harassing, either.

Sorry if I came off as rough. I thought that what I said made sense from a roleplaying standpoint. after all, if some guy showed up in front of all of us and asked which side to join, what would we do?

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Leave and find out more, probably. That or execute him without warning.

Incidentally, how do make text spoilered?

/null

edited 21st Apr '15 12:30:08 AM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

The [spoiler:yadda yadda yadda] tag, except with two square brackets instead of one.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

This it?

edited 21st Apr '15 12:33:14 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

No, like this.

[[spoiler: INSERT TEXT HERE]]

edited 21st Apr '15 12:33:48 PM by PastryPerson

AHA! Thank you kindly.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Q&A: @shiny: its an adaptation of Hansel and Gretel. @tazz: Well yeah, I meant that I really shouldn't give you such a bonus from lore usage, but I'm still probably going to end up applying more bonus for that than I should. @arguing, just going to drop this here before we start actually fighting, because that would benefit no one. @jon: Okay, never mind, I'm gonna need you to rework the stats yourself to be more in line with 'balanced'. @pillow: The god of glitches, or closest to, is Missingno, which under normal circumstances, is worse.

Also, decreasing travel time so as to make travel to the glitch hub not take freaking forever.

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Cobalt unleashes a massive amount of text characters, dealing 20000 to the reality-challenged enderdragon. Looks like Glitching isn't always positive. Remilia throws large quantities of exploding spears into the terror enderdragon, dealing 100K damage. djkates summons life-stream dragon, and unleashes his satellite lasers upon the terror enderdragon... and the terror enderdragon fritzes out at the last moment, the lasers going through and hitting the life-stream dragon, nullifying both attacks.

Ichigo heals Saren for 5000 health, and Carmen shakes her head. She hasn't got a clue as to how to deal with the fish. Even her godhood has its limits, and trying to cart away all the fish as fast as they're duplicating would take more time than you have, as would trying to steal the duplication ability. Sovereign opens fire on the battlefield... the terror enderdragon glitches out of the way.... but the Mackerel don't. A very large portion of the fish are carved away by the massive firestorm that ensues. But not all of them.

Jondanger begins the trip to the glitch hub with accelerated speed, and is joined by solar. Zbse warps into dimension D as his trip to the glitch hub begins. Wyld activates his pillar of adamantium... and, crap, physics break! The pillar launches himself and tabbune way over their mark, and the two land on the deck of delphinus. The hear a Glitching whir, and turn around as Sonic rises into the air close to them, spewing Glitch out of himself like nobody's business.

Duck and typhon begin heading to the house of life and death... but that's quite the trek, especially with all the Glitching going on. If you want to stay in the thick of things, I'd say that you'll want to be in the glitch hub by the end of this whole thing. Engie's whole destruction thing takes hold and deals 25000 damage to the terror enderdragon. He and fseftr are flying up to the glitch hub, but see something going on overhead close to Delphinus and fly up to investigate.

h2o fires a massive gout of fire out of his chainaxe, incinerating a large portion of the holy mackerel, and sending more flying in every direction, even more fish have been removed. Sundowner is convinced by Purple to join the fight against the godmodder. Paradise blows off one of the terror enderdragon's last wings, not killing it, but dealing 10000 damage and grounding it, rendering it highly vulnerable to attack.

Amp unleashes a single projectile that makes its way down to the glitch hub. Glitched Sonic and the people flying in the air watch as the explosive drops down, and explodes upon touching the glitching of the hub itself. The blast blows everyone backwards, disabling Delphinus's turrets, dealing 150000 damage to the ship, and killing off 25 of the crew. Shadow loses his temper, and begins firing rounds from the emerald nova into the fish. Predictably, this does absolutely nothing useful.

Tazz, deciding to take a different route, rather than killing the fish, just 'ports them away. Aside from a few errant flopping mackerel, all of them are gone. creeper takes advantage of this by ramming a large wooden stake into the stunned Gcat. shish-kebab indeed. -15% glitch integrity. Pillow launches the terror guardian spike. Sadly, this chekhovs gun misfires, as the location marked was incorrect and it just slams into a glitch texture and does nothing of significance.

Math starts the trip to the glitch hub. Tartar launches himself down from orbit at extremely high velocity, and wyld and tabbune, already shaken by their errant spring-board and amp's poorly placed nuke, jump when tartar hits the deck of delphinus at high speed. coolstar asks the Glitch some personal questions. As it is not sentient it does not respond. Rayquaza does. With a hyperbeam. The entire orbit party is sent careening towards earth. Everyone in orbit loses 1 round of actions while they are busy being blasted towards the ground.

The 501st troopers, although slightly spooked at not having any backup yet, finish off the terror enderdragon. Looks like there's not much left at the Valley anymore. Meanwhile, where no one can see... What the... They took out the enderdragon already!? And that was the last terror too, oh crap here comes the The godmodder gets no takeover power this round due to being in intense pain of 2 damage backlash from the terror enderdragon dying, and a third point from the entire terror mob enchantment being finally broken!

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 70%. Entity integrity: 23%. Divinity integrity: 84.6%. Player integrity: 76.9%. Physics integrity: 61.5%. Artifact integrity: 38.6%. Trope integrity: 92.3%. Godmodder takeover: 10%

The Godmodder: Hp: 10/100

Battlefield

Valley:

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Laitome [AG]: Glyph Armor [A]: Stone fisticuffs: 2/2. Union Slash 2/4. Dominus Strike 2/3. Universitas 2/6.

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

TIE fighters x2 [AG]

501st troopers x25 [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 437000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 1/5

Typhon [N]

House of Technology:

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

House of Commerce:

Purple [AG]

Sundowner [AG]

The Glitch’s Hub

En Route

jondanger, solar, zbse, math

Above Glitch Hub

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 710000/1000000. crew: 108 AP: 27. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 0000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 0000/75000.

wyld [AG]: frostbombs x4 [A]

tabbune: frozen heart [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. frost shards x3: Hp: 5000/5000

engie, fseftr, tartar [AG]

Sonic [&#] [Glitched]

Glitch Hub center

ohboy [PG].

Wyld’s Fighter [&@]: Armor: *!#%

Leaving Orbit

Herobrine, pillow, coolstar, amp [AG]

Zbse’s sidequest: 64/101 pages found

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Sorry for all the sudden battlefield shifts, the next event should probably be less bad with that.

edited 21st Apr '15 7:32:58 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Alice? (341/450 shiny, moo, h2o, tabbune) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata (59/75 shiny, moo, h2o, tabbune) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll create a large Semi-truck and start driving towards the glitch hub.

Remilia will fly after Jondanager, and assuming she catches up with him ask, So what is in this direction that is so important?

The Delphinus shall attempt to attack Sonic with both Torpedoes and Moonstone Cannon.

3x+1's to anyone AG and offering charges.

@herobrinetactics/peopleatvalley:The best way to move would be to hop on the semi, and UPGRADE SOMETHING about it (The fuel, the engine, the transmission, the chassis, the tires, the gearbox, the profile etc.) to create a combo

edited 21st Apr '15 7:44:40 PM by JindraAG

Jindra, I cannot move. I have been NOPE'D by the almighty rayquayza.

.....I don't think my orbital bombardment is going to work anymore.

I am the once and future king.

50/50[sacred][jindra][shiny][CHARGE ACTIVATED AS A SUMMON/ACTION] 9/???

[[forestgreen: allright, mental preperatiosn finished... I'm going to give you kind of aaa... a booster shot.

what?

don't worry bout it... it'll only be a pinch. And then, a mental changing of hands ffor memories, specifically ones allowing somone to use magic stored in ones body, is moved to the infusion... and upon this new found power, gets OVERLOADED for one round. (stats: magic meter percentage integrity bar, she gians magic meter through absorbing magic creatures, when she absorbs something from a particularly powerful looking attack/entity, she gets overloaded. The mana will enhance her already epic abilities of combat through force enhancement, and anything that doesnt involve power actually leaving the body, unless its an overload, and will also act as a sheild, essentially protecting her from pretty much everything while its above 0%. While overloaded, it doesn't drain the power bar, and she can cast ranged attacks, plus whatever you think is appropriate.

just before I allow the infusiton to take control, I toss tabbune back into the delphinus. its not wise to touch her while she is in control

oh, this... this is... SUCH POWER!

She opens up by doing an epic physical ranged punch, by punching the air and projeting the amiplified force at sonic.

three plus ones

edited 21st Apr '15 7:54:59 PM by Wyld

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edited 21st Apr '15 8:09:28 PM by PastryPerson

Oh Boys face dropped when he noticed the many consecutive beeps coming from the blimp, drilling into his ears like a raid siren, signaling his doom. Bringing out his binoculars, Oh Boy began to look all over the place, counting off the approaching derps, "Let's see, 4 crazy gorillas coming at me from orbit, andddd... Another 4 above me, so... Eight..."

Oh Boy sighed and brought out a keg of beer, toasting himself before taking a massive chug, "Here's to Oh Boy, he lived a good, short life. Filled with pointless violence and the like; a good run, I'd say." Finishing the rest of the glass, he sat up and stretched his arms. "Well, here goes nothin'."

Oh Boy began to float into the air; reaching a zen-like state, at peace with the world. Binary emerging from his body began to circle into the expanse.

"Oh, unreliable power of the glitch; I will be your vessel, your unholy apprentice of glitcy-ness. Let me absorb your power to protect you against those who might seek to destroy you; who are they to think that they may defile your in-ornate glory? Who are they to say that glitches are bad?!" Oh Boy has his hands waving in the air at this point; his body madly scrambling around in the white air to show his commitment; the zeros and ones madly orbiting around him.

"Bless me, so I may see the world as you do, holy one." A creepy smile appeared on Oh Bo Ys face. "After all; I just want to see the universe burn. Just. Like. You." The zeros and ones madly orbiting around Oh Boy rushed into the glitch anchor, attempting to communicate Oh Boys mutual offer in a language that only a non-sentient glitch would understand on a pure basis: Binary.

edited 21st Apr '15 8:04:00 PM by OhBoyTime

"...Something isn't right."

I run towards the Glitch Hub.

I cast haste x10 on myself and dash through Dimension D towards the glitch hub. I should almost be there by now.

Something something Arena.

Project THOR: 10/10    ON HOLD.   

Project Liger Bomb 10/10    ON HOLD   

   500 thingy   : 155/500 2+ Jinda 2+ wyld. No more charges from jindra.

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THE WAR REPORT

Prognosis:

Overview: GCAT IS DOWN. KEEP ON TRUCKIN' BOYS!

(I can't tell if any of you happen to be girls.)

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THE BATTLEFIELD

THIS IS A STRIKE ORDER. ALL UNITS MOVE TO THE GLITCH HUB AS FAST AS YOUR SHATTERED FOURTH WALL CAN CARRY YOUR SORRY GORILLAS! MOVE MOVE MOVE!

HOUSE OF TECH

• Shiny. I still have no idea what you are doing.

HOUSE OF COMMERCE

• Purple, Move sundowner where you want him to go, but don't be pushy about it.

THE GLITCH'S HUB

• If you're en route, bum rush the hub. Pronto.

• Engie. Fseftr. Tartar. Attack on the Godmodder.

• Order the Dephinus to begin laying down fire on the hubs. Bring them down.

• Wyld. Tabbune. Find a really creative way to bring down Sonic. Use ranged stuff, as it seems like he's glitching everything. Get Remilia to Bullet Hell the glitched things.

ORBIT

• Well... shucks....... I guess we're landing where we're landing.

• Plan to orient yourself to land in a good spot. If you can land on the Delphinus and retro-fit it with upgrades, do so.

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THE GLITCH INTEGRITY

• Glitch Integrity: 70% - Amen to that, boys.
• Entity Integrity: 23% - ENTITY INTEGRITY WILL FAIL IN TWO ROUNDS
• Divinity Integrity: 84.6% - Steer Remilia into the Hub. Get Sundowner into the Hub. Be careful that you don't go run off for more gods and abandon what you need to do.
• Player Integrity: 76.9% - I think some of you might be feeling some glitch-ness. Ya'll need to be careful physically attacking glitch stuff.
• Physics Integrity: 61.5% - MOVE YOUR ASSES INSIDE THE GLITCH HUBS
• Trope Integrity: - 92.3% - Don't worry about this one.

• Godmodder Control: 10%

Oh no....

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THE GLITCH ANCHORS (Or things that should die a horrible death)

• EXTERMINATED
• Glitched Metal Sonic
• EXTERMINATED
• Sonic
• Wyld's Fighter - Guarded by the people who should also die.

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You have your targets, gentlemen.

Now.... ATTACK ON GODMODDER

edited 21st Apr '15 8:23:24 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Me and Typhon realize that taking on the pantheon alone at this point is futile, especially the ones governing life and death

We instead decide to seek out the godmodder

Flames: 2/30

Seals: 1/7

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

I have to wonder whether nuking the Glitch Hub actually helped anyone, given that I'm pretty sure I took a massive chunk out of an AG asset.

Still spinning in a nauseating fashion, weak to the point of hallucination from bloodloss, and a little too happy to be good about the way the atmosphere around my target just lit up like Independence Day, I simply throw the huge launch rack I fired the missiles from at Sonic, a momentary Glitch with the laws of physics allowing this to deorbit it on his head without imparting similar forces on me. Yet another huge explosion, visible from space.

• 1 to Herobrine!

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

damn (c)a(t)s.

=33 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

I examine Sonic's state, and attempt to capture him using a complex system of nets, glue, tar, the fires of the nether and slime. I then assemble a wooden carrier-ship, powered by jet fuel, reinforced with steel beams and armed with several short-ranged cannons.

ge(t) on, lai(t).

I then proceed to head towards the glitch hub, potentially with Lait.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

edited 21st Apr '15 8:44:58 PM by Chaoscreeper

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@Herobrine/Strategy: Requesting permission to deal with Oh Boy and his Glitch shenanigans.

"Aha. Automatic target lock engaged... Compensating for target speed..."

My drone's eyes glow gray. Both wings extend fully, then hover in the air, calibrating. After reconstituting back to the drone, I take off, charging after the glitched Sonic, jet engines blasting pure white flame. Anyone with the ability to process information fast enough would see my drone slightly overshadowing Sonic in speed, but reacting marginally slower to obstacles.

Those who slow down time, as well as have that information processing speed, however, would also note that I'm not exactly trying too hard to have fast reflexes. Not that I need to.

Meanwhile, the visage flash-steps in the direction of the glitch hub.

"All right then." I begin heading towards the glitch hub.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine

Alptraum Panzer: 79/1000 (+2)

A far more practical use of these bonus carges: 63/66 (+2)

edited 22nd Apr '15 12:30:19 PM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I drink a potion of Swiftness, then run towards the glitch hub.

The Mafia:17/50

TAAANK!:13/30

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.

140/200 30/100

There's not much I can do but try to fall on the Delphinus. I really want to kill raquaiza but that can wait.

3+1

I seriously hope that physics integrity won't make me break terminal velocity. Also I have a bad feeling about what will happen if trope integrity goes down. I dont like the idea of rule of funny not working right.

Why is a yam attacking me?

SOLAR SANITY: 79%

I can physically feel a sanity meter falling dramatically. I need allies, or something.

Or something big.

Ooo. I can think of something. Maybe.

Old Oak Doors: 1/75

3x +1s to anybody!

When everything changes nothing changes.

Tabbune: Permission granted.

I am the once and future king.