Destroy The Godmodder

Purple always talks in Purple, I always talk in Gray. Isn't that obvious?

Sundowner:

"Bahahahah! So you do know your stuff then."

"Well." Motioning with one hand, his bodyguards come back, each of them able to lift the boxes and take off with them. (Nanomachines, son.) "I hope there's plenty of blood to spill, else the price may have to be adjusted for.....inflation."

"After you, punk!"

SUNDOWNER HAS JOINED THE PARTY

He'll follow purple unless something distracts him.

• STRENGTHS: Dual High-Frequency Machetes - Absurdly Sharp Blade.
  • Blades also can be folded into a scissor blade that cuts from both sides and cubes the cutting force behind the edge.

• WEAKNESSES: Projectile Weapons

• DEFENSES: Reactive Armor - Creates a violent backlash Dioxythermal explosion when the armor is hit. Severe damage to the attacker.

edited 19th Apr '15 10:28:29 AM by LordHerobrine

130/150 Zhukov's army - h20 attack charge: 11/? h20 Tabbune wyld

now that I'm here, let's bring this M Fer down!

I strap a linear shaped charge (basically a long explosive that channels the blast in a particular direction) just above one of the enderdragon's wing joints, With the intent to sheer off the entire wing when I detonate it.

This probably won't kill it, but it WILL render it much less able to defend itself.

Here, have some charges! x3!

edited 18th Apr '15 11:44:17 PM by paradisedj32

Spinning through space, spraying air, sparks, arterial blood, and various highly essential mechanical fluids out of the ruins of my right shoulder, the outer few centimeters of my armor plating literally annihilated by a half kiloton nuke going off less than thirty meters from me, and with the beginnings of a serious case of radiation poisoning coming on, I pull a basic armor patch from one of my realspace pockets, then stick it over my shoulder, the four-centimeter thick, one meter wide chunk of armor-comp coated along the inside surface with a blend of strong adhesive and military-grade omnipurpose nanites, which seal the gaps, shape the plate into a more useful contour, and set to work stopping me from bleeding out though what's left of my arm.

While that barely relevant action takes place, my other six arms reach into Hammerspace and pull out what amounts to one of the automated missile launchers I was using earlier, only scaled up by two orders of magnitude. The thing is huge, a hundred meters across, and actually needs six mechadendrites to operate correctly.

Having processed the shoulder thing, I consider the surface of the planet below, search for a target on very high zoom, and select the obvious one.

Four hundred high-velocity orbit-to-surface missiles, each one tipped with a hair-trigger ten megaton thermonuclear warhead, launch in a storm of crimson hydrogen-oxygen fire, their simple chemical rockets practically at odds with the nearly sentient guidance computers taking up what little space in the nose not taken up by the warhead, and slice directly towards the Glitch Hub, taking the fastest and least efficient way out of orbit.

Four hundred fully operational orbital-launch city-killer missiles, three hundred and ninety-nine of them intended as chaff for one missile to actually hit the target, whichever one manages to reach the ground first.

Even hitting the atmosphere takes a toll of one or two, and it only gets worse from there, active defenses, glitches, random unlucky birds, the Glitch, and just about everything else, really, destroying missile after widely-dispersed missile in ten-kiloton subpurpose-yield blasts, serving mainly to distract and scramble any defenders in the area.

One missile, one out of four hundred, survives the hazards of this war's airspace to reach the Glitch Hub, and detonates in a characteristic mushroom cloud, throwing nearly a cubic kilometer of dirt into the upper atmosphere as fallout and lighting everything within about ten miles up hotter and brighter than the core of the Sun.

{Seriously, this is the smallest orbital-purpose weapon I'm carrying on my person, if it's to stronk-sounding just nerfbat the damage a little. Of course, I could have used any number of other, littler things not intended for orbital bombardment, but where's the fun in that?}

• 1 to Herobrine!

edited 19th Apr '15 12:19:05 AM by Amperzand

BANKS:

Bank One: 11

Bank Two: 6

   "STUPID FISH!"   

   Shadow    snarls at the pile of Mackerel, and fires a stream of bullets at it, hoping to destroy whatever is keeping up the replication.

Guys! Didn't the original fishpile Wyld hid in come from special fish that we had to destroy? The H. M. Beta might still be down there making fish! We need to kill it!

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Zed.

"Remember, I'm just playing a video game."

If we aren't there yet, I shift the rest of the battlefield under myself and the drone, bringing the glitch hub closer to us.

??? : 113/??? engie, x3

???: 103/??? engie, x3

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

edited 19th Apr '15 8:13:44 AM by fseftr

The Elements Ten: 54/225 (Shaded) Umbrella?: 20/30 (Shaded)

• 1 to Twin, +2 to Cobalt.

Oh good grief. Of all possible things to happen, of course it would be this, and of course I would be the one to randomly pick the exact glitched fish, except, somehow, it became one of Leonstar0's Holy Mackarel Betas. But of course. I stare at the bloody fish pile that's rapidly expanding for no reason. There were ONLY supposed to be ONE MILLION HOLY MACKAREL in that pile. N Ot INFINITE AMOUNTS! If Leon was here he'd be falling head-over-heels in joy for this, but right now I'm just annoyed by this one.

"Who was the guy who had control over fish products? Whoever it is, can't you just get rid of this stupid pile of Gorillaing...Waitaminute, get rid of them! That's it! We can't destroy them in any amount of attacks, but we can put them elseware, I think!"

Deciding that the answer lied not in the destruction of the fish but merely their removal from the battlefield, I pull out the nigh-invisible sword yet again. I love this thing. In any case, I mark out where the fish will be in a few minutes judging form duplication with a purely mental approximation. I then hover a second sword over my head and behind my back-it's pure white initially, but it quickly glows the furious red of clockwork magics that allow one to move much faster. As a precaution to this being glitched out, I pull out a third, gray sword. It's material seems to be resistant to the glitching even with the rest of the environment going bonkers Piono, you remember Glitchrender? A sword that could cut through the corruption of the Glitch, made by me during the Descent? Yep.. It quickly and autonomously (via weak telekinesis) cuts a path out in front of me, removing any glitching that might stop me from advancing along the circle I made, while I cut out the circle itself with the invisible sword before the Fish manage to duplicate themselves over it. When the work is done, I cut out of the clockwork magics (returning the red sword to white) and activate the cut-and immediately the fish all fall into the infinite expense of the void near the universe of Homestuck. The infinitely-expanding mackerel is the problem of the [[Horrorterrors Homestuck]] now. Hopefully that worked. If it did. I stomp in Gcat's head while he's distracted. "Good Gorillaing riddance, stupid cat." If not, I just sigh.

138/200 28/100

Wyld wants an orbital strike on his position and who am I to argue with him. I pull out of my hammerspace the terror guardian spike I picked up way back when we killed it. Since its a fish like creature I can fashion the giant spike, with my telekinesis, into a proper orbital bombardment tool. I Shape it and than launch it at the location WYLD marked. I don't know what he wants me to hit but it's getting hit.

Also, tazz, I would love to deal with the fish using my ability but in a earlier part of the game where we dealt with glitched fish I couldn't do much with them.

3+1

Isn't there a god of glitches in the pantheon? I'm sure he could provide some help/insight.

edited 20th Apr '15 7:37:03 PM by pillowmantis

Channeling the ascept of Fred Flintstone, I run very quickly towards the main glitch hub.

16/20 Revenge of the Birds (Pillow, Fseftr)

12/45 Ultra Buffs (Pillow)

edited 19th Apr '15 3:54:16 PM by Mathleticism

"SCREW THIS."

I pull out a laser assault rifle, and start to charge up a blast.

1/2

"Ahh, Rayquaza, wonderful is the destruction that you have wrought." Seeing his job in Orbit as being done the Stranger looked toward Earth "I sense that I am needed elsewere." Quickly the stranger calculated the trajectory he needed to fall towards Earth to arrive at The Glitch's Hub. As he thrusted in the direction needed Earth gravity soon accelerated him, propelling him towards ever greater speeds. But sadly this was not quickly enough, as he quickly hit terminal velocity. This is just guesswork, but I'm thinking we're around high earth orbit? At this rate if this freefall were to continue it would take him 5 days to actually get to groundlevel. This was obviously too slow

In an attempt to fix this problem he chanted: "Formless space that all encompasses, bend to this one's will and form the crucible by which a stride into the future can happen, ACCELERANDO!" Suddenly spacetime started warping around him, gravity no longer flowed. He had created a zone around himself wherein time was accelerated several hundredfold, and thus his speed was accelerated from several hundred kilometers per hour to tens of kilometers per second. At this speed he'd arrive at the glitch-hub in less than 30 minutes. Still comparatively slow, but much better than previously!

Temporal Lordship Assumption Ritual (6/101) + I claim 2 charges from Paradisedj32 and 2 from pillowmantis making it (10/101) Accelerated Probability ritual (3/10) (claiming 1 from fseftr)

And 3 free pluses to anyone in need.

I have literally no idea how long time each round takes. Can anyone tell me how long time each round lasts? Besides that my physics aren't super precise since I have no idea where on earth the Glitch Hub is in relation to my position, so I just calculated based on it being directly below me.

edited 19th Apr '15 4:25:29 PM by Tartar

=30 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

I swim through the fish to put a green party hat on G-Cat, then strap it around it's head securely. The Party Hat suddenly grows rocket boosters, and proceeds to fly upwards towards space, bursting through the fish pile! The Party Hat also has Fire Resistance X, and an anti-teleportation device!

As the hat reaches the clouds, I produce a button from my inventory.

goodbye!

I press the button, and the party hat explodes! However, I also had the Sad Bombs, Butt Bombs and Hot Bombs upgrades from The Binding Of Isaac! G-Cat is then exploded, lasered, gassed and burned all at the same time!

Despite the huge explosion, the anti-teleportation device is still attached to G-Cat! (There's no party hat on it anymore, though.) As G-Cat falls downwards at high-speeds, I manipulate some wood into giant catapults, barraging G-Cat while in mid-air!

To finish it off, I stand below G-Cat with a giant wooden pike, and wait. I then enjoy a delicious G-Cat kabob.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

edited 19th Apr '15 8:00:48 PM by Chaoscreeper

@Chaoscreeper I don't think you can reach gcat while its still covered in fish. I have a plan to kill it so don't worry about the cat gorging on fish right now. If anything prepare transit to the glitch hub and glitch protection for the two of us, as soon as gcat is dead we'll move out to the hub.

Glyph armor: Ready, Dominus: Stable, Loophole: established, Connecting with Jupiter base, Connection online.

"Whew, glad you got it boss. To be honest I didn't think our calculations were correct since everything is messed up right now."

"Yeah I know, anyways the engineers forgot something, the torpor module, just let them know and keep your eyes open for any anomalies here and at the base, who knows how powerful that glitch is."

I steal H2o's scans in order to pinpoint gcat's position in the pile of fish. If he isn't letting me have it, I just scan the pile myself for gcat's position. Meanwhile my suit's helmet goes up and seals itself protecting my head from injury and preventing anything from glitching me without destroying the armor first

After I receive gcat's position, I activate both the rapidus and ventus surrounding myself in a large vertical column of slashing winds, that both slices the fish into miniscule pieces and blows any other fish away from me. With this protective column around me, I start moving toward's gcat's position.

Laittlecrusier: 225/400 (pillow, me, tartar, CC)

Torpor module: 3/25 (me, tartar, CC)

2+1's to chaoscreeper

1+1 to moo from AG

edited 20th Apr '15 11:38:28 AM by Laitome

I'm just going to note something right now: It took us an 8 person combo attack to break through the replicating fish when they first showed up. And they weren't all glitched, and the world wasn't breaking down around us. So yeah expect more effort to be required.

I ask the glitch-infected matter how it's life in high-school was. assuming it is sentient, i wait patiently for it to answer or slap me in the face

Zorg charge:20

Arzor charge:20

(one from pillowmantis and tartar)

Action: Watches battle (Neutral)

Charge 1: 4/50 ??????

Charge 2 5/150 the side that contributes the most charges to this ill join in 6 rounds (I SHALL MAKE THE COW DIMENSION)

PG charges 0 AG Charges 6 3 charges for anyone

..sigh..

Comrade Moogoscow, wile there are 2 sides in this fight, one side consists of only a single person, whom all of us are probably going to try to kill once we meet. For your sake, join the winning (and non-evil) side. also, I highly doubt that you can charge up 150 units uf power in time to be of any use. try toning it down by a factor of 3.

Also, does anyone know what effect glitched Mackerel have on dragons?

Who Cares this Thread is for Fun and not for anything else

Spare Charges: 20 Using these charges, I level up my healing tome. It should now be powerful enough for what I need. Spare charges reset to 0.

Physics Stabilizer: 26/30 (moogoscow21)

Giving up for now, and seeing the urgency of the situation, I fly my TIE to Wyld's old fighter. While the TIE is on autopilot, I create a magitek remote, set up to be used for something I will set up in the very near future.

@strategy: I have 2 plans, actually. One to recruit gods, though that isn't going well, and one to fight the glitch. That is what I will do now. My physics stabilizer aura should be ready by the time I need it.

3 +1s

edited 20th Apr '15 10:37:07 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

"Moogoescow, you appear to be confusing the purpose of this thread. Though tearing the Godmodder a new one is indeed fun, it is also the main purpose of this thread, not to have fun, however important fun is. I recommend you join the AG side for strength in numbers."

My grip tightens on my fully charged laser rifle.

welp, I'm sorry guys, another missed update. The play that I'm in is really playing havoc with my schedule, I just barely got access to the computer. Just so you guys know, the play will be over upon the date of May 1, after that, I should stop missing updates.

But I can still give you guys a quick Q&A to tide you over until tomorrow.

Guys, stop picking on ohboy, he's doing a good job. He's being in character, and creating a good amount of conflict, and making the GMs life easier by providing a stable point on which to base some form of conflict for you guys.

@cobalt: Welcome! Again!

@jindra: D'oh! Thanks for pointing that out, shall be remedied in the next update.

@jon: those sprays are a bit overpowered... but, heck. The stat-based fights are basically over. Its gonna get nerfed, but it'll go through.

@tabbune: Well... Meh, I've already told one or two others, might as well say it aloud now. Gcat and the Grox ship are/were worth 15% apiece, Sonic and Metal Sonic are both 20%, and the fighter, which won't be adequately targetable until the other four are gone, is worth the remaining 30%

@tazz: *sigh* I'm just too bad at saying no to you guys... Fine, you can use the Glitch-render... Not at full strength, OP scale and all that though.

@tartar: You're way over thinking this. The tvtropes 'verse runs on rule of cool, narrative causality, phlebotnium, rule of funny, and because the author said so. Science is completely incidental and only used to make something cool seem even cooler by virtue of being sort of plausible.

@paradise: Moo is right. Its just a game, you shouldn't harrass someone else for not putting enough effort in. Some people are putting in a little too much, but really, it is just for fun.

Piono, you're in a play? Cool! What are you performing?

I played clarinet for my school's production of the Rodgers and Hammerstein version of Cinderella the beginning of March/end of February.

Anyway, back on topic...

Good thing the fighter won't be properly targetable for a while. I need plenty of time to set up my action against it. But it should work, at least to a significant extent, once it is ready.

Paradise wasn't harassing, he was informing.

I agree. If anything, Pastry was the one harassing, though I wouldn't even call that that.

@ piono: I was merely reminding you I did in fact possess a sword specifically meant for fighting the Glitch prior to this moment, instead of pulling out A convenient sword of Glitch-Slaying +9 out of my rear end...Entirely. Considering it's not direct protection from the Glitch itself, obviously it's work chance isn't 100% either. But I guess that was kind of obvious? I dunno. Thought I should clarify the point made there.

edited 20th Apr '15 7:28:08 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz