Destroy The Godmodder

About two miles away from the massive pile there an office building is holding a meeting. Inside, I am selling the mackerel to people.

"Gentlemen, scientists, and profiteers, as you can see behind me, there is a giant pile of mackerels. On behalf of Omnversal Incorporated I would like to give you this fish for free. Please accept, we will provide free Omnversal Inc. remote teleporters just throw the device on what you want to teleport and it will instantly move everything in a 10 meter radius to where you want it. So happy throwing folks!"

While attendees are occupied with securing as much fish as possible, I sift through their papers looking for pages of zbse's book.

After leaving the building I get my glyph armor.

__________________

Glyph armor 100/100 (me, tabbune, pillowx2)

Laittlecrusier 221/400 (me, C Cx 2, tartarx2, moox2)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to moo from AG

Dark, all of my charges are dedicated to others subtract it.

edited 18th Apr '15 4:26:09 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I continue to run after the Godmodder and Ohboy, while also sniping any mutant mob I can see

• One-Winged Angel Form 27/35 (NTI)
• ??? 10/???

3 +1s

To moo from AG. Totally an easily understandable dedicated charge

edited 18th Apr '15 1:30:09 PM by DarknessAwaits

I no clip to glitch hub 2, making sure to stay in a wall.

??? : 110/??? engie,

???: 100/??? engie,

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

Anyone interested in the AMA, it can be found on this page. If you don't want to make an MCForums account, just ask the question here, and the question will be answered here, and on the Forge thread.

Q&A: @h2o: I'd like to point out that ohboy is not on your team. He is, in fact, pro-godmodder. That action was perfectly legitimate. @jindra: thank you! @ohboy: okay. Thank you. @herobrine: Yup, Sonic and Metal Sonic are taking turns swiping at wyld and tabbune. Also, fseftr tried to follow them, I preempted that to give ohboy another chance to get to do something. @tabbune: Actually, Rayquaza is... I do believe either an intermediate or greater god. Rayquaza's not going to be adversely affected by direct contact with a the glitch anchors until divinity integrity drops really low. Also, this thread is close enough to being over that I don't want to make a dedicated off-topic thread. As stated before, the doors have been opened to DTG2's forge thread. Anyone so inclined to join in can. The link posted at the top links to a specific post of mine in the forge thread. @fseftr: dude, you can't noclip that far in one round. It took shiny like, 8 rounds, and Delphinus 3. @duck: okay. Stats? I'm assuming this is going to be a non-stat entity though, given the situation.

Note: All attacks aimed at something in an area too far away to reasonably know what is going on there or target will not be mentioned in the update, so just a warning.

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Moo continues watching the battle with a great degree of interest. Carmen just stares blankly at the fish. I have lived in this pantheon for a long, long time. I have seen many, many strange things, but I think that is by far one of the strangest. She looks at ichigo. I have nothing. Saren and the terror enderdragon exchange blows once more, dealing 100000 damage to each other, 5000 of which is restored by ichigo.

Remilia shows up at the battlefield. Carmen looks up. Hello Remilia. I did not expect to see you here. Carmen looks around. Hm, it seems the godmodder's disappeared again. Figures. Remilia's barrage of danmaku deals 10000 damage to Saren, roasts lots of fish, and deals 50000 damage to the terror enderdragon. Jindra tosses a small black hole into the fish... which is quickly overwhelmed by the sheer amount of fish and explodes. (I don't care that black holes don't work like that! Its freaking Destroy the Godmodder!)

The godmodder nods and leads ohboy further into the depths of the Glitch hub. The distortion seems to weaken closer to the two of them, and after just a little bit of walking, reach the center of the hub. Wyld's Fighter. Alright. Protect the fighter as much as you can. I'll make sure the Glitch doesn't touch you. You should be fine then. The godmodder then walks over to the fighter, touches it, and suddenly Glitches out of sight. godmodder takeover bar added! As this rises, the Glitch will begin focusing its power where the godmodder wants it, this will make fighting very difficult, especially in the glitch hub!

Jondanger decides he wants to get to the Glitch hub. You'll need something to help you get there faster unless you don't want to get there until the fight's over. Herobrine guides Rayquaza towards the ship, and is able to avoid fighters only thanks to amp's fireball (which deals 10000 damage of its own), tartar changing Rayquaza's attack to special, pillow somehow managing to make a glitchfish hammer space hammer, all the way from orbit and smashing through a number of the grox fighters. Mega-Rayquaza slams into the grox battleship, completely obliterating it in a massive fireball of plasma. -15% glitch integrity, all grox fighters zap out of existence with the anchor's destruction. Then Rayquaza growls and turns on you... uh oh...

h2o attempts to scan Gcat. It seems that Gcat is currently gorging on glitch-fish, and as such not too terribly occupied with dodging attacks. Upon the removal of the mackerel, Gcat should be too distracted to try and dodge the incoming attacks. Duck summons typhon, and for some reason decides to switch to neutral... Duck and Typhon attack Saren, dealing 15000 damage. Shiny goes to the house of technology, and finds that most of the mainframe has been sabotaged by gods from the Grand united alliances of evil and chaos. Something's amiss.

Zbse shoots paradox magic from his book, crackling with energy. Even the paradox bolts don't make it through enough of the fish, and the hole is quickly duplicated over. Tabbune regenerates the rest of his shards as him and wyld continue their slow journey towards the center. They don't hear metal sonic coming. Nor do they hear sonic, who does come right at them, busting through 4 of the ice shards before bouncing off into the distance again. Yeah, they're traveling to fast to counter.

Paradise surfs the growing wave of fish up into the air, harpooning the terror enderdragon and swooping up onto its back, ripping a hole in its wing, successfully landing on its back, after dealing 15000 damage. Engie stabbinates the terror enderdragon, dealing 20000 damage with the most terrifying FPS weapon ever, before flying off towards the glitch hub. Just on his own, this will take 4 rounds. A ride might still be a good idea.

Chaos creates a massive hole in the mackerels... Um... yeah, that isn't working. Laitome gets people to start buying the fish. Once they realize how dangerous the mackerel are, they stop though. Laitome finds another book, and summons the Glyph armor. Fseftr follows after engie at the same speed. Darkness starts going, but it'll just take too long on foot. Everyone in the valley looks around in frustration once more. It seems the terror enderdragon's got glitched. Paradise of course, is not happy at all.

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 85%. Entity integrity: 30%. Divinity integrity: 86%. Player integrity: 79%. Physics integrity: 65%. Artifact integrity: 44%. Trope integrity: 93%. Godmodder takeover: 10%

The Godmodder: Hp: 13/100

Battlefield

Valley:

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Laitome [AG]: Glyph Armor [A]: Stone fisticuffs: 1/2. Union Slash 1/4. Dominus Strike 1/3. Universitas 1/6.

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

TIE fighters x2 [AG]

501st troopers x25 [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 432000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 5/5

Typhon [N]

Gcat [%#]: Hp: 1/5. [Glitch anchor]

Massive growing pile of holy mackerel: [glitched]

Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 222000/5000000 [Glitched]: paradise [AG]

House of Nature:

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

House of Technology:

Purple [AG]

The Glitch’s Hub

En Route

engie, fseftr [1/4]

Above Glitch Hub

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 33. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.

Glitch Hub 1

wyld [AG]: frostbombs x4 [A]. [Protected]

tabbune: frozen heart [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. frost shards x3: Hp: 5000/5000

Glitch Hub center

ohboy [PG].

Wyld’s Fighter [&@]: Armor: *!#%

Orbit

Mega Rayquaza [H]

Herobrine, pillow, coolstar, amp, tartar [AG]

Zbse’s sidequest: 64/101 pages found

edited 18th Apr '15 5:25:17 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I'm back!

I withdraw

G - the blessed fixed +7 sword of polymorphing

and allow it to polymorph into a sniper rifle with the power of teletypewriter output and minerals. I begin to fire on the terror enderdragon, firing upon it with tty powers in the form of ASCII characters. The characters fly at high speeds and are made of various minerals. They penetrate straight through the terror enderdragon due to the extreme forces that they exert on the enderdragon's body!

REUSE Bill's Trollface for Windows 7 Genius Edition: ██████▌ 28/53 (+1 from me)
Total Randomness: 45/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 18th Apr '15 5:44:42 PM by CobaltShade

Sundowner

"I'm a busy man, boy. This Glitch skirmish has turned into a rout, and the Gods themselves are havin' issues.

"What makes you think I'll help you out when the Overdeities are tearin' their hair out? What's in it for me? You sought me out directly, by the looks of it, you know my name, so I would think you want my services.

"They don't come cheap though. Waving off his bodyguards, Sundowner stared Purple down with a glare. "It better be good, or consider your offer denied."

edited 18th Apr '15 5:36:54 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I stare at the angry Rayquaza, and I just know what he's going to do...

So.. I oblige.

For a split second, I manipulate Cold Fusion near the bottom of my feet, and I take off in a flash, in the opposite direction of Rayquaza.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Project THOR: 10/10    ON HOLD.   

Project Liger Bomb 10/10    ON HOLD   

   500 thingy   : 150/500

• +2 darkness = 1 left
• +1 Pillow = 0 left
• +1 dedicated engie

edited 21st Apr '15 6:49:42 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Ooh, Sundowner. He's creepy but I love his theme.

Alice? (336/450 fseftr, tartar, paradise, solar) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata (524/75 paradise) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

Remilia will throw a series of large spears that explode into projectiles upon impact at the Terror Enderdragon OF COURSE HE's gone. Nothing ever gets done with a single simple trip!

I'll toss some extremely high explosives into the mackerel.

3x+1's to anyone AG and giving charges.

Also Piono, you messed up who is where, Purple is at the house of Commerce, and Shiny is at technology

edited 18th Apr '15 5:36:03 PM by JindraAG

Looks like I missed another round. Oh, well.

Not bad, Fiendish Engine. Alright, let's try to keep up the pressure on that Enderdragon. "Draw! Let's see here..." Here's hoping. "I activate Graceful Charity! I'll draw 3 cards, and discard 2. In this case, that'll be Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite and Jet Synchron. Next, I'll Summon Black Salvo. With its effect, I'll Special Summon Mechanicalchaser from my Graveyard. Then, I'll use the effect of Blackwing - Zephyros the Elite, returning Mechanicalchaser to my hand and Special Summoning Zephyros from the Graveyard. Next, time for a Synchro Summon! I'll use Black Salvo and Zephyros as the Synchro Materials, and Synchro Summon Power Tool Dragon. Next, I'll use its effect. I'll take three copies of United We Stand from my Deck; one of them will go to my hand, while the other two return to the deck. Next, I'll Special Summon Jet Synchron from my Graveyard, by discarding Mechanicalchaser from my hand. And now, another Synchro Summon. I'll use Jet Synchron and Power Tool Dragon as the Synchro Materials, and Synchro Summon Life Stream Dragon! And, I'll equip it with the United We Stand that I added to my hand earlier. Since I have Life Stream Dragon and my three Satellite Cannons, that means United We Stand is granting Life Stream Dragon an additional 3200 attack and defense points." Not only that, but since I have Rocket Pilder in my Graveyard from earlier, as soon as Life Stream Dragon would be destroyed, I'll be able to banish the Rocket Pilder, and give it a second chance. "Life Stream Dragon, attack the Enderdragon!" (Standard action.)

"And speaking of my Satellite Cannons, it's time for them to do their thing! Satellite Cannons, fire on the Enderdragon!" (Unleashing Satellite Cannons charge, with 11 charges.)

The Final Countdown counts down. (Final Countdown: 15/20.)

2 charges to Herobrine's 500 thingy, 1 charge to DarknessAwaits's One-Winged Angel Form.

edited 18th Apr '15 5:37:44 PM by djkates

"Yeah, I'm with you, Carmen. This is definitely one of the strangest things I've ever seen. You got a plan to get rid of all those fish? Or are you just gonna head on back before things have a chance to get weirder?"

While conversing with Carmen, I cast full heal on Saren once more.

With the airstrike now ready to launch, Saren taps a few buttons on his omnitool, then Sovereign◊ files in to utterly bombard the Enderdragon with powerful laser blasts before flying off.

Falcon Punch: 25/25 (on hold)

One for Jon, one for djkates, and one for Tabbune.

edited 18th Apr '15 5:54:49 PM by IchigoMontoya

THE WAR REPORT

Prognosis:

Overview: GLITCH ANCHOR DOWN. REST OF THE ANCHORS ARE LOCATED

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THE BATTLEFIELD

• Sacred. You're on cleanup duty. Fry up some fish.
  • Laitome: *points to Gcat* SMASH.
    • Remilia is good with Ao E attacks. Have her help you with the Terror Enderdragon. Divinity works against the glitched things.
      • Set Saren to work on the Dragon
        • Paradise. Work that dragon into Flambe.

• If you're still unlisted in the battlefield, MOVE YOUR SELF INTO THE HUB. PRONTO.
  • Use your actions to propel yourself to the hub faster.

HOUSE OF TECH

• Shiny: I have no idea what you're doing at this point, but ..... I hope you have a plan. Because I don't. Maybe scout the issues? Something? Pm Piono for a help line?

HOUSE OF COMMERCE

• Purple: Sundowner responded. Your turn.

THE GLITCH'S HUB

• WE NEED THE MAJORITY OF PLAYERS HERE. IF YOU ARE FREE, GET YO' GORILLA SELVES OVER HERE.

• Engie. Fseftr. Move faster.

• Order the Dephinus to begin laying down fire on the hubs. Bring them down.
  • Hub #1 - Tabbune, I have no idea what your crystals are doing. Both of you are being double-teamed by TWO glitch anchors. Attack! Attack! Attack!

  • Center - THEY ARE STILL ALONE.
    • Ohboy, I will fry your sorry hide over the Holy Mackerel if you keep up like this.

ORBIT

• HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING
  • Gentlemen. I will point out a few things.

1) We are in orbit, above the Pantheon

2) There is Gravity between us and the Pantheon

3) We can reach the Hubs if we need to.

4) MAKE YOUR ACTIONS COUNT. EVERYTHING IS ORBITAL STRIKE-ABLE AT LEAST ONCE.

• I've got Rayquaza handled. Everyone make like Transformers and make contact with the hub as painfully as possible

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THE GLITCH INTEGRITY

• Glitch Integrity: 85% - Do I hear a YATTA!!
• Entity Integrity: 30% - ENTITY INTEGRITY WILL FAIL IN THREE ROUNDS
• Divinity Integrity: 86% - Remilia, Sundowner, and Rayquaza are necessary to fight the Glitch Anchors. Turn Remilia towards Metal Sonic, convince Sundowner to help. I've got Rayquaza handled. Don't fret about the Hostile Green Orbital Godzilla.
• Player Integrity: 79% - I think some of you might be feeling some glitch-ness. Ya'll need to be careful physically attacking glitch stuff.
• Physics Integrity: 65% - MOVE YOUR ASSES INSIDE THE GLITCH HUBS
• Trope Integrity: - 93% - Don't worry about this one.

• Godmodder Control: 90%
  • THIS IS PIONO'S TIMER FOR YOU ALL TO HURRY UP. WE HAVE TEN ROUNDS UNTIL THE GORILLA HITS THE FAN IN PIECES

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THE GLITCH ANCHORS (Or things that should die a horrible death)

• EXTERMINATED
• Glitched Metal Sonic
• Gcat
• Sonic
• Wyld's Fighter - Guarded by the people who should also die.

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You have your targets, gentlemen.

Now.... ATTACK ON GODMODDER

I am the once and future king.

Well, there is no reason for me to bring out that post right now, but soon... Oh, so soon.

"Well, this is going to be fun, and by fun, I mean terrible." Oh Boy isn't going to try anything too crazy unless he sees alot of Ag's approaching.

Oh Boy pulled out a tiny air balloon with a 360-Degree camera attached to the bottom from his fedora; throwing it into glitched air. It hopefully alerting him about any incoming Ag forces. Taking an unlit cigar out of his leotard, Oh Boy sighed, "No time better than now." So, there he was, smoking a cigar whilst sitting on top of a glitched out movie prop; thinking about any way he could stop the influx of Ag's that were coming. And he definitely knew they were coming, it was just a matter of when. The only good idea that came to his mind involved the glitch, an extremely risky plan, but that was a risk he would have to take if they forced his hand. This wasn't going to end well for Oh Boy.

"This is the life."

I start using a flamethrower as a jetpack to get me to the second glitch hub.

Sprays:

8/8

The spray delivery is here.

These are artifacts.

Let's see...

Nectar x10 Heals an entity for 6000 health.

Ultra Spicy Spray x5 Doubles an entity's attack for one round.

Ultra Bitter Spray x5 Stuns an entity for one round.

The Debugging:

9/20 (Ichigo(dedicated))

2+s to the A Gs. 1 to moogoescow from the A Gs.

edited 18th Apr '15 6:01:44 PM by Jondanger23

SOLAR SANITY: 83%

I begin to Jaunt() towards the Glitch Hub.

Solar, can I ask you something?

Shoot.

The Glitch... is making you nervous, very nervous. I... can tell. But why?

Now's not the time to explain it, Royce.

Let's just say this much - there are people I would prefer to avoid getting involved in this conflict. And these people, well... this Glitch is something they'd be very interested in.

Which is bad.

edited 18th Apr '15 6:28:46 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

On Tactics: I'm going to disagree with you Herobrine on leaving Gcat and the Mackerel alone. THEY NEED to be dealt with before we depart. And pooled travel effort rules probably still apply so if we work together we should be able to make it in one round.

Jindra: You're probably right.

Follow what he said.

I am the once and future king.

-sigh-

"Dimentio, we need to get to the glitch hub, and fast."

-a few lines appear around me.-

"TO THE GLITCH HUB!"

I begin to travel through Dimension D to the Glitch Hub.

Something something Arena.

46/???[pillow][jon] 8/???[jon]

I make a role play call to the people in space FIRE ON THIS POSITION! And send them my current coordinates.

For my actual action, I grab tabbune up into one arm and throw down the adamantine pillar device. lets fly... The pillar rises up beneath me at an angle, and launches me towards the center. in the air, they'll be much easier targets, swat em down!

three plus ones

edited 18th Apr '15 7:53:41 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

12/?, 5/5 (both Wyld)

I recover 3 shards

Throw me to that person guarding the Fighter thing. I'm getting rid of him in a crazy way, one involving this weird energy around us. Then, if Wyld throws me, I gather the power of the Glitch around me into my shards and stab Ohboy with all of my shards. My shards are disconnected from the Heart, so I think I'm fine.

If not, I try to shoot down the Fighter from above by flinging some of my shards.

3+1s!

If an Anchor only holds 15% of the Glitch Integrity, what's the 25%?

edited 18th Apr '15 8:30:29 PM by Tabbune

probably the fact that there is quite bit of corrupted ground all around us, which may or may not dissipate with the eradication of the anchors, not to mention the fact that the godmodder could be holding it in place through sheer force of will.

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

"   It is time I earned my rightful place.   " Typhon says.

We both head to the house of life and death

Seals: 1/7

Flames: 1/30

• 2 to anyone Neutral or anti tvtropes (pro godmodder)

yeah, he's less of a stat-related guy. Other than his general resistance to small sharp objects, bullets, arrows, knives, etc. there's nothing too specific really.

edited 19th Apr '15 3:12:00 PM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

The various wounds on the Terror Enderdragon glow black, a red mass congealing in the center... Then suddenly, a visage similar to one of my drones, albeit with golden eyes, erupts out of the redness, turns, summons a jagged blade, and hacks at the base of one of the Terror Enderdragon's wings.

   "YOU WILL BLEED FOR MY PLEASURE!"   

In-flight, I shudder.

"Ugh. Feel like my suppressed feeling just manifested themselves or something."

A gray sphere flies in front of my drone and Fseftr's current character (Blue, IIRC), then pulses. A circle appears in the air, and upon flying through it, the circle stretches into a cone and rockets ahead, forcing the atmosphere apart. The lack of air resistance greatly increases our speeds.

"That speed booster just moved the air out of the way. Can you still breathe? Apparently that's important to people."

"Whether this offer is good or not depends on if you take American dollars." A large rectangle in the roof is cut out and lifted away. Five large shipping containers mounted on hovercraft-like air cushions fly into the room and fan out. Each one drops to the floor. The fifth shipping container drops a little too hard and the door swings open slightly. A small flood of US$100 bills held together with rubber bands pour out the bottom of the door. "Plenty more where those came from. So feel free to name a price."

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine

Alptraum Panzer: 76/1000 (+2)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 60/66 (+2)

Curious as to who the visage attacking the Terror Enderdragon is? I'm not going to say. However, Persona players might notice a significant detail that can give you a... reasonable, shall we say, guess.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

...

TOLERANCE:980/1000

The Mafia:16/50

TAAANK!:12/30

I blast flames out of my Chainaxe, directed at the mackerel.

3 +1s.

edited 18th Apr '15 9:28:25 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I can't tell. Who is talking to Sundowner? Purple, or Engie in purple text?

Also, I just made a short Destroy The Godmodder wiki for us tropers. I'm going to work on this over the next week.

If you can help, please do so.

I am the once and future king.