Destroy The Godmodder

PEOPLE, pay attention to zones please. Piono already stated everyone unlisted was at the main battlefield.

facepalm

Guys! Pay attention! ohboy, you haven't reached the anchor yet, you and the godmodder just got to the hub, everyone else, you can't attack ohboy! He's not anywhere near you guys!

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Slime: 20/20

Bone Dust: 20/20

   THE SPELL IS COMPLETE. LET THE DARKNESS RISE.   

The slime forms into flesh wraps around newly formed bone. Lightning from the glitch crackles through the as the form rises from the battlefield wielding a crossbow.

Typhon, "   I AM REBORN. THE PANTHEON DENIED ME? THEN LET THEM FALL.   "

''I pull out a small dagger as Typhon prepares his cross bow. We begin to attack any A Gs in the vicinity."

I AM NOW NEUTRAL

Seals: 1/7

edited 17th Apr '15 6:31:30 PM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

Post edited, you're safe... for now. If it's going to work, anyways.

THE WAR REPORT

Prognosis:

Overview: Due to the Holy Mackerel, nothing is getting done. I smelt a fish, so here's a report to save most of you.

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THE BATTLEFIELD

• Barring the Mackerel messing stuff up, Gcat and the Enderdragon are the two targets here.
  • I think all the listed people in the Battlefield are all we need to fight them.
    • If you are unlisted and in the battlefield, MOVE TO THE GLITCH HUB.

HOUSE OF NATURE

• Shiny: Not entirely sure what you're going to find in the House of Nature, unless you've been talking with Piono.

HOUSE OF COMMERCE

• Purple: I have command of Sundowner. You've got his attention, so start talking. I hope you know who Sundowner is, and his background, because that will affect how he addresses you.

THE GLITCH'S HUB

• WE NEED THE MAJORITY OF PLAYERS HERE. IF YOU ARE FREE, GET YO' GORILLA SELVES OVER HERE.
  • Hub #1 - You two need to stop Metal Sonic from running around the place. Slow him down so you can hit him. Or make him run into a terminal barrier.

  • Hub #2 - Who left the Godmodder and the traitor alone and DID NOT FOLLOW THEM?!
    • Wyld, You might want to switch hubs and deal with this.

ORBIT

• I'm going to try and get Rayquaza to mash the Grox Battleship. Everyone attack it with ranged attacks.
  • Amp, Ya better deal with that arm. Maybe cut it off this round and deal with it another round.

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THE GLITCH INTEGRITY

• Glitch Integrity: 100% - This is ....fine.
• Entity Integrity: 40% - THIS IS NOT FINE
  • If you are summoning entities, they will MOST LIKELY FAIL. Focus your charges on attacks.
• Divinity Integrity: 88% - Remilia, Sundowner, and Rayquaza are necessary to fight the Glitch Anchors. Turn Remilia towards Metal Sonic, convince Sundowner to help, and just help me with Rayquaza.
• Player Integrity: 82% - I think some of you might be feeling some glitch-ness. Ya'll need to be careful physically attacking glitch stuff.
• Physics Integrity: 70% - Glitch actions are going to get harder. I suggest you turn the Gods against the glitch hubs
• Trope Integrity: - 94% - Don't worry about this one.

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THE GLITCH ANCHORS (Or things that should die a horrible death)

• Grox Battleship
• Glitched Metal Sonic
• Gcat
• ????? - Terror Dragon?/Sonic?
  • It is known if the Dragon goes down, then the Godmodder will suffer a massive backlash.
• Undiscovered

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You have your targets, gentlemen.

Now.... ATTACK ON GODMODDER

edited 17th Apr '15 7:30:32 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Spare Charges: 19 (H 2 O)

Physics Stabilizer: 24/30 (h2o, Solar Flare) (When I complete this, I'll head to Wyld's old fight to do stuff)

I fly my TIE Fighter to the House of Technology. When there, I attempt to use the central computer to locate any available gods, and/or figure out what has happened to cause all the gods to disappear.

3 +1s

edited 17th Apr '15 6:43:45 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

THERE IS A WAR REPORT. THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE POSTED, READ THIS CHART.

It has most of what you need in suggestions. I advise strongly on following them.

Wyld, at one point, I think you guessed 4/5 of the anchors. I don't remember what the 4th one is, but NO ONE is going after the Enderdragon.

Or the Godmodder.

I need to know what that 4th one might be.

I am the once and future king.

@herobrineCheck the last turn post, It mentions that BOTH Sonic and Metal Sonic are going to be issues.

Herobrine: WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Dragon Ascent makes contact with the target (at least from what Bulbapedia says), so the Glitched Grox Battleship MAY Glitch Rayquaza and game over.

Strategy: And I would like to know who's going to deal with Metal Sonic and who's dealing with Ohboy and the Godmodder. Also, I think I remember something along the lines of a field wipe when the Godmodder hits low enough, maybe we can use that to wipe the Anchors.

edited 17th Apr '15 8:04:03 PM by Tabbune

Noting that, since the GM did not specify which arm was glitched, my right arm is kinda glitchy just now, I use the huge, heavy duty linear fusion cutter I had out to cut a hole in the hull to cauterize the afflicted arm off at the shoulder, power armor section and all, prime the 'cutter's power core to detonate, shove it into the exposed mechanical components of the severed Demimech component, and throw the entire thing through the hole in the the Grox Battleship's hull so hard it smashes through several interior walls before detonating in a half-kiloton nuclear fireball, the resulting wave of fusing plasma throwing me the hell away from the Battleship as a whole, and back through the Fighters.

That was all in about four seconds, and the entire time my autonomous launchers were spraying Macross Missile Massacre in every direction.

Incidentally, if you were wondering how I pulled that off with only one arm, and avoided it getting infected too, I didn't, I used my six other, purely mechadendritic, arms to do it, and any of said which got Glitched simply ejected themselves automatically.

• 1 to Herobrine

edited 17th Apr '15 8:23:09 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

Tabbune: I will have to take that risk.

Dragon ascent is a 120 Power move. Bolster that with 180 Sp. Attack and the 1-turn Overdeity status for Rayquaza, and you have a one hit-wonder.

I'm praying to the RNG lords that this will work. Help me pray.

I am the once and future king.

Herobrine:Even if it does kill the Grox Battleship (Which will happen, I don't see how Rayq can't pick off a 35000 (if Piono didn't mistype) HP entity with Dragon Ascent), a Glitched Rayquaza isn't good unless you can somehow bait it to attack the Anchors on the battlefield *wink* *wink* (Help on Metal Sonic, please. >_<)

Anchors:From the update in page 260: "#1: wyld's fighter. #2: metal sonic. #3: ???. #4: grox battleship. #5: Gcat. But don't worry, you'll be meeting anchor #3 this round...". May want to check there.

edited 17th Apr '15 8:24:23 PM by Tabbune

Pointless null post are pointless, ignore. .

edited 17th Apr '15 8:37:16 PM by OhBoyTime

I open my book and begin to float, shooting paradox magic at the GCAT to try and finish it off.

Something something Arena.

Tabbune- When was Wyld's Fighter ever a thing?

edited 17th Apr '15 9:09:29 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

We really need an OOC thread to keep Piono's sanity...

Herobrine:Since this, apparently

43/???[sacred][shiny][h20] 6/???

this is extremely entertaining...

I make my way towards the fighter, and if I see/hear metal sonic coming around, I throw a device to the ground which makes a pillar of adamantine rise up in front of him. In fact to some degree or another adamantine pillar will be my solution to any problems approaching me, whether to stop them or send them into orbit.

three plus ones

edited 17th Apr '15 11:07:30 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

10/?, 3/? (2 Shiny, 2 Wyld)

Got your back. I regenerate 3 more shards and protect Wyld.

3+1s!

128/150 Zhukov's army - Tabbune

attack charge: 7/? -Tabbune Wyld

rather high up, the bastards.. LETS SURF!

taking advantage of the rapidly-heightening pile of fish, I grab my goldleaf-covered (cuz gold can do anything in a fantasy setting, hmm?) surfboard, and ''begin surfing on a wave of mackerel, ultimately using momentum and the weirdness of physics around here to launch myself upwards into the sky. While there, i jab a whaling harpoon into a weak spot in the enderdragon's armour. said harpoon has hand-holds, hopefully allowing be to keep my grip no matter what the dragon pulls.

That's right, I attempt to grab hold of the enderdragon! I can better exploit weak spots when I'm up-close and personal.

On my way up ,another and one more rain down.

edited 18th Apr '15 5:28:42 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

"Curses, these glitches are getting out of hand, but such is the wheel of fate, never can anything worthwhile be gained easily. I've no chance to make a precise strike if the glitches continue like this." Cruising through space the stranger basked in the destruction of Grox Fighters and the menacing Grox Battleship. "It looks like Rayquaza is our only hope if we wish to make a breakthrough, I can't let Rayquaza touch that thing lest it glitches out too!"

Chanting once more the stranger focused his mind: "Almighty Rider of Fate, assume the powers I bestow upon thee. Rayquaza be blessed by Chronos and pave the way to a great stride that spans dimensions, TEMPUS RE HOTARIOS.!". In that moment the stranger saw through the fabric of reality, and its frailty. The stranger saw the multiple dimensions that existed, all alike, but also all slightly different. There was even a dimension where Rayquaza's Dragon Ascent was in fact a Special Attack and not a Physical one. Grasping at the strings of reality, the stranger encapsulated this minute change between the two dimensions and propagated this image into our own dimension. And for but a short changed Dragon Ascent from being a physical move to a special one. The change wasn't permanent, and soon this change that was forced upon the timestream would collapse and everything would return to normal, but this short amount of time gives Rayquaza the ability to use Dragon Ascent on the glitched ship without being glitched out in the process.

All the while the stranger also started charging up two incantations that would help him later on:

Temporal Lordship Assumption Ritual (1/101) + I claim 2 charges from Shiny Cotton Candy and 2 from Wyld making it (5/101)

Accelerated Probability ritual (1/10)

And 3 "pluses" to anyone in need

Have I understood charging correctly, and how specific does the things I charge have to be?

edited 18th Apr '15 6:41:18 AM by Tartar

I reject the shackles that bind this flesh to the earth that many others so willingly cling onto

"GODDAMN IT BRINEY GET THE AI JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY"

The USB stick continues drifting off into space.

Down on the battlefield, I pull out the most powerful, most terrifying, and most lethal weapon known to any FPS gamer... The Knife. No for real, look around a couple FPS games. Knives are scary. Anyway, with this horrifying device, I turn into a cartwheel and riddle the Terror Enderdragon with unrealistically destructive stabs, over and over and over again, before bisecting the Terror Enderdragon's neck with a finishing knife slice, deploy my wings, and fly off towards Glitch Hub 1, confident that the other people can bring the dragon down now.

"Now then. I take it you are the one they call Sundowner. Engie told me a bit about you. He mentioned your love of war. A not entirely unreasonable way to feel. It made your fortune after all. So." I pause briefly to gather my words. "You might have noticed the glitch. We could use some assistance on the battlefield dealing with the beings that allow it to exist. I came here to request your assistance for this particular war." A conversation requires an exchange of words between two beings. Currently it is his turn to talk.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine

Alptraum Panzer: 73/1000 (+2)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 57/66 (+2)

The realization that rule 7 just trod on my toes: DEPLOYING

I suddenly realize that rule 7 trod on my toes. This causes me mild irritation.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Engie: Wait... are you talking to me? I don't have the AI. It's in the frozen hands of another soldier....

I am the once and future king.

Wait, what? When and who?

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

136/200 26/100

Sensing an imbalance in the fish, I use my fish telekinesis to debug one of the glitchy mackerals and put in my hammer space. I hope the physics integrity is broken enough for this. I take out a rock from my pocket and throw it at a swing set from my hammerspace. If the physics integrity is Low enough the rock should act like a car hitting a swing in GTA 4 and go flying fast towards the glitch anchor ship.

3+1

If trope integrity goes down than I'm assuming tropes will be subverted to the point of the bad guy winning at 0%

Why is a yam attacking me?

=27 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

I blow open a giant hole with various explosives, and construct some giant machines for the sole purpose of pushing most of the mackerels into the pit. I then also shove G-Cat into the pit, and then compact it with another huge machine.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin.

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