Destroy The Godmodder

I throw a poisonous kitty treat at the ground near Gcat.

Sprays:

4/8 (ichigo(dedicated))

The Debugging:

1/20

3x+1s to the A Gs.

@strategy: I do want to mention, that people should probably follow the Godmodder, if they're not doing anything. He is in the pantheon.

I am the once and future king.

@piono Thanks I was curious.

The godmodder looks like he seriously needs some sleep.

I order an entire business meeting to be hosted on top of Gcat.

Suddenly an office is dropped on top of Gcat filled with business exec's, projectors, and a random intern. I walk in all bloody and we begin pointlessly bickering blocking Gcat's sight, hearing, and sense of what is going on.

During the ensuing chaos I look through my marketing director's papers for a page of zbse's book.

glyph armor: 88/100 (me, Jonx2, fseftr, shinyx2, jindra, paradise, tabbunex2)

Laittlecrusier: 214/400 (me)

edited 15th Apr '15 8:06:17 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

132/200 22/100

I reach across space to grab a space whale with my telekinesis. It works on all aquatics not just fish. I then slam it into the glitchy ship. I know t isn't going to do a lot of damage but the situation is perfect.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

Q&A: @wyld: Don't feel bad. I worked out the terror enderdragon's stats with the intention of it being used to take down your fortress.

h2o casts a wall of debugging, and launches it towards Gcat, which teleports out of the way, and begins licking its paw calmly. The magic school bus begins educationalizing the grox fighters... but begins glitching out, even its magicalness not able to stop the Glitch. It retreats before it Glitches out though. But some of the fighters are destroyed. Herobrine pushes the ETS Supernova towards the Grox ship, it tries to fire the Middle Finger again, but Rayquaza unleashes another blast of energy, and the ETS supernova explodes prematurely, and the blast isn't directed enough to actually damage the grox battleship. It does however remove one of Rayquaza's two primary targets...

The godmodder chuckles. Next to me, you're a kid. You haven't seen anything yet. The godmodder explains that his current plan hinges largely on hijacking the Glitch, much like he did in his first real war, and as such could reasonably grant ohboy immunity to Glitching, which in a heavily Glitched area, would give him a significant combat advantage. Carmen shrugs. No. The dragon is not our problem. The chaos in the sky is. That stuff's been messing with pantheon tech for days now, and since its exploded like that... And I can't touch it for some reason. We need to deal with that first.

Saren begins blasting bolts at Gcat, which redirects the shots, blasting the rocket warrior with them. Duck looks around, and moves over to one or two of the players who are injured from being launched into the air at high velocities. Solar shouts out his comment, but the godmodder is already out of hearing distance... Purple moves further into the house of Commerce (If anyone else can do Sundowner, it would be appreciated, I'd rather not have the same person roleplaying as a character as is controlling the character trying to recruit them.)

Wyld uses another frost bomb to ice the ground over... and the ground ignites instead. Well, it seems physics integrity has already dropped to near 0 in the hub itself... Paradise 'nados himself into the terror enderdragon's chest, and then chainsaws his way out, dealing 100000 damage. Shadow jumps to try and grab Gcat, but Sacred's vine alarms the cat, and Gcat teleports away before Shadow can hit it again. Tabbune shatters into frozen heart form.

Remilia stands up, and shiny directs her towards the battlefield. She will arrive shortly (I'm gonna leave Remilia in your control jindra, as you seem to know her character decently well.) Jindra tries to get a lock on Gcat for a spear jab, but by this point, Gcat is flipping out and teleport spamming its way in circles around the group. Shiny leaves for the house of nature. When he gets there he discovers that much like the house of life and death, the house of nature is desolately empty as well... Zbse chucks bolts of paradox magic, crackling with dark energy. Gcat dodges, dodges again, and then gets hit by the last one, being completely unable to redirect the paradox magic. 1 damage.

Fseftr tries to send nanobots after the godmodder and ohboy, but can't figure out which way to send them, the godmodder's gotten away. Jondanger throws down a poisonous kitty treat. Gcat is too preoccupied with being shot at to eat it though. Laitome drops down an office building, but once more, Gcat teleports out of the way. Laitome does find another page though. Pillow uses his telefishnesis to slam a space whale into the grox battleship, it deals 10000 damage... but the space whale glitches out and charge straight at him and herobrine!

The 501st open fire on the terror enderdragon, dealing 200000 damage to it, but it takes down one of the TIE fighters. The pilot clambers out, cussing, and joins the foot troops. Bill takes a last pot-shot at the terror enderdragon, dealing 50000 damage, before deciding that things are just getting too dangerous. (Tazz, you do the exit rant) The terror enderdragon, lacking a target, reverts to attack the AGs, dealing 50000 damage to Saren, but taking 75000 damage in return. Gcat unleashes green fire upon both, dealing 50000 damage to each. Delphinus gets closer to the Glitch hub... Wyld and tabbune are looking around, when another blue blur blasts past them, taking out 4 frost shards.

.

The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 100%. Entity integrity: 50%. Divinity integrity: 90%. Player integrity: 85%. Physics integrity: 75%. Artifact integrity: 60%. Trope integrity: 95%

ohboy [PG].

The Godmodder: Hp: 13/100

Battlefield

Valley:

ichigo [AG]: Luminant barrier [A]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

TIE fighters x2 [AG]

501st troopers x25 [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 645000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 3/5

Gcat [%#]: Hp: 2/5. [Glitch anchor]

Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 575000/5000000

House of Nature:

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

House of Commerce:

Purple [AG]

To Glitch Hub: 2/3

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 33. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.

The Glitch’s Hub

wyld [AG]: frostbombs x4 [A]. [Protected]

tabbune: frozen heart [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. frost shards x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Orbit

Grox Battleship [^@]: Hp: 40000/100000 [Glitch anchor]

Grox fighters [^#]: unknown numbers remaining [Glitched]

Space whale [!*$]: Hp: #@#^ [Glitched]

Rayquaza [H]

Herobrine, pillow, amp, coolstar [AG]

Zbse’s sidequest: 61/101 pages found

edited 15th Apr '15 8:16:06 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

@Piono: Ummm... Piono? When did we get a random space whale?

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I love Revengance. I can run sundowner if you want, Piono.

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Looking at Rayquaza, I have an idea.

Guys. Make yourself as small as possible against Rayquaza. He defends the skies from problems, and I think the Grox may be a problem he's come to blast out of the sky.

If he starts to twirl and glow purple, run. That would signal he's about to do Dragon Ascent.

Using the power of mind-gorillery, I project an illusion on Rayquaza's eyes that the Grox Battleship has now opened fire on him.

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Sundowner

In front of purple, a large, bulky man in a black cape is seen walking swiftly with two other bodyguards next to him, down a hall.

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Project THOR: 10/10    ON HOLD.   

Project Liger Bomb 10/10    ALSO ON HOLD   

   500 thingy   : 136/500 , 2+ dj 1+ paradise, 2+ Pillow

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3+ to engie for 3 rounds.

edited 16th Apr '15 8:18:11 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

"Well, let's get a move on then; I don't think I could help much with that, considering you're the one with the Godmodder-y powers. But, I'll do what I can." I do as such; I help him with da' stuff if he needs it. Poor Dragon; you were made to destroy a loose end, may you rip in the roni.

The Elements Ten: 53/225, Umbrella?: 19/30.

2 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt.

"AUGH! TH1S UTTER CATASTR0PHE! Y0U DESCENDANTS WERE QU1CK 0NCE! THAT TH1NG W0ULD HAVE BEEN DEAD ALREADY, THAT GL1TCH ANCH0R! 1 KN0W THAT! BUT Y0U ARE UTTERLY USELESS, N0T W0RTH MY T1ME AT ALL! TH1S GL1TCH, 1T'S S00000 MUCH EAS1ER THAN WHAT HAPPENED LAST T1ME, 1N COMPAR1S0N Y0U SH0ULD ALREADY BE D0NE! F0R Y0UR LAZ1NESS, AND F0R RU1N1NG MY K1LL1NG DAY...0H, Y0U W1LL PAY, 1N T1ME! EXCEPT MAYBE Y0U THREE!" Bill yells, pointing towards the group of three who jointly conspired to summon him. Probably just because they told them about the place and were also in on killing day.

Bill makes an uncharacteristically rude gesture at G Cat, but instead of any Unhealthy Incendiaries, his last parting shot is Providence, basically ransacking G Cat's mind and leaving it vulnerable, as mental defenses are not on the power list of a First Guardian. However, Bill doesn't stick around any longer.

"SEE Y0U LATER, G0R1LLAS!!"

And with that, Bill clicks his fingers, and he vanishes into nothingness, gone.

"Well, that was fun while it lasted..."

Tazz switches on something.

"...And | can FINALLY turn my color back on, at least, without confusion. But whatever, that Gorilla is going down, hard. I'm not being deterred by ONE GORILLAING GL|TCH!"

And with that, Tazz quickly pulls out a fish wrapped in an old newspaper, nicely radiated judging by the Sickly Green Glow, making very nice gestures at G Cat, temping it over to eat it during its state of scrambled thoughts-and if it can't, I approach instead. "Come on, widdle kitty, you know you want the wadiated fishy! Here widdle kitty, I have a fishy for yoooooouuuuuuu~" G Cat (hopefully) approaches. "I have the tastiest fishy ever just for yoooooouuuuuu! It is tasty and nice and good for a widdle kitty like you~" And with that, if G Cat eats it, or takes a single bite: "Yes, the tastiest fishy ever, just for yooooooouuuu...gonna die." And before it can comprehend thus, the fish G Cat just bit into, a hyper-radiated Holy Mackarel Beta, the equivalent of one million Holy Mackarels, explodes nigh-instantly with the holy power of the million Holy Mackarels, removing the radiation entirely and hopefully damaging it. If it doesn't take the bait...The thing explodes anyways, covering a vast amount of territory, damaging a lot of thigns and hopefully including G Cat. Either way, the explosion ends with me and a faceful of ash from the blast.

edited 15th Apr '15 9:42:38 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

Action: Watches battle (Neutral)

Charge 1: 2/50 ?????? +1 from tabbune

Charge 2 1/150 the side that contributes the most charges to this ill join in 7 rounds (I SHALL MAKE THE COW DIMENSION)

PG charges 0 AG Charges 0

edited 15th Apr '15 11:37:06 PM by MooGoesCow21

Coriander Hasp, Excrucian Deceiver at your service

7/?, 1/?

The Heart lands on Wyld's hands and the shards floats over to protect the two of us as 2 more are made. (Reduced due to the fire)

Think of something, either a plan to catch that blue blur or something for the weird thing that turned the Frostbomb into a Firebomb.

3+1s to anyone not giving dedicated charges or anyone giving it to me.

I set myself on a ballistic trajectory through the Grox Fighters on a direct collision course with the Battleship, small guided orbit-to-orbit missiles launching in every direction, acting both to thin the crowd via Macross Missile Massacre, and to prevent most forms of targeting or homing systems from getting a lock on me, lots and lots of small, bright, hot, fast things making it hard to see much of anything.

Having reached the Battleship, I smash into the hull with enough force to dent it severely, then cut through into the interior, heavy scatterguns already spraying towards any anti-boarding measures.

• 1 to Herobrine.

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

39/???[sacred][tabbune] 5/???

Allright, I got this.

I whip out a flame thrower, actually, its napalm. Running through that stuff, even for someone as fast as sonic, would not be a good plan. And even if physics screws up again.... Well, Ice works just as well.

I proceed to spray the stuff everywhere as i walk towards the fighter, and carefully carry the frost heart, shielding it.

three plus ones

edited 16th Apr '15 3:17:25 AM by Wyld

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SOLAR SANITY: 89%

Grrrrrnk. Nothing is working. I mean, at least Bill left.

That's good?

It's better than nothing.

I turn towards Gcat, then Jaunt() behind it and use Cull(), which is one of those ridiculous area-of-effect attacks.

After this, I look for pages of zbse's book.

edited 16th Apr '15 4:21:52 AM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

Alice (328/450 wyld, tabbune, pillow, jon) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(49/75 wyld, tabbune) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll call up a sweeping, cyclone of blades around the group.

3x+1's to anyone AG.

edited 16th Apr '15 4:45:38 AM by JindraAG

Spare Charges: 17 (Jindra)

Physics Stabilizer: 21/30 (Jindra)

I search the House of Nature for clues as to Sora's location. I also keep an eye out for any of Zbse's pages.

3 +1s.

SoundCloud

126/150 Zhukov's army - shiny

attack charge: 4/? -shiny jindra wyld

EVERYBODY, stand back! this is gonna be explosive!

I pull out an aerosol can filled with gasoline, and spray it everywhere in the area where the fight with g-cat is going on, saturating the air with gasoline. I then throw a flaming torch into the saturated area, effectively detonating a fuel-air bomb.

It aint gonna be so simple to for the feline to teleport out of the way of this. After all, WHOLE AIR IS FIRE

Also, take three free plus-ones.

edited 16th Apr '15 8:18:44 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

I decide...

To...

Poke the GCAT.

Something something Arena.

"Well, I'm not sure I have any weapons on me that can reach that far. Hopefully, you have some anti-aircraft weaponry with you, Carmen. If not, then I hope you have a plan that'll let us fire on the glitched grox from where we are while the others handle the Enderdragon."

As Carmen and I continue resting and thinking of a plan, I offhandedly cast Full Heal on Saren.

Saren receives his healing, then sends biotic shockwaves at Gcat.

Falcon Punch: 24/25

One for Sacred, one for Jon, and one for Fseftr.

=24 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

...damnit bill.

(t)ime (t)o find ano(t)her way, (t)hen.

I decide to whack Godcat with a large wooden mallet, sending it flying back, through a giant gauntlet of saws, fire, guns, explosions and memes. In the case that Godcat avoids the mallet, the gauntlet is designed to maneuver itself to catch Godcat inside of it.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin.

74 68 65 72 65 63 61 6e 6f 6e 6c 79 62 65 6f 6e 65

I sit down and try to find a pattern in how gcat teleports around to avoid attacks.

To test this I order road rollers to be continously dropped on gcat and observe everyone else's attacks.

Charges

Glyph armor: 94/100 (C Cx 2, me, paradisex2, shiny,) NOTE WILL LIKELY BE ON HOLD TILL THE GLITCH PASSES

Laittlecrusier: 215/400 (me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to moogoescow from AG

EDIT FLAVOR TEXT AND STATS FOR GLYPH ARMOR: yay or nay?

Flavor:
Basic: Grants me some specials

More: Based off the abilities demontrated by Shanoa (a lesser god in the pantheon and the protagonist for one of my favorite games) the engineers at Omnversal Incorporated had to create an armor that could replicate her ability to make weapons and cast spells in an instant at their boss's demand or else they would be reassigned to the strip mining department.

Fortunately for them, they succeeded.

Specials:

Rapid-fire giant stone fisticuffs: Exactly what it says on the tin. A merging of the glyph armor's abilities and the standard armor ability to throw punches really fast. Works by summoning stone fists and then shadow punching really fast while the stone does all the work.
Effect: Deals 25,000 damage to a single target Cooldown: 2 turns

Union slash
Effect: Swings a giant BFS (about the height of optimus prime) around for 20,000 damage to anything that gets hit by it. If there is a single target the strike deals 30,000
Cooldown: 4 turns

Dominus Strike
Flavor: Temporarily tapping into the armor's higher strength, it will fire a bolt of demonic light into the sky before it comes raining back down on all enemies.
Range: Anything in the area
Damage: 80,000 split evenly among targets
Cooldown: 3
Special: Stuns the user for one turn, all cooldowns are set back by one.

Universitas
Effect: Stops time and opens a rift in reality dealing heavy damage to all enemies around me
Note: The rift in reality part can be canceled, making this ability a makeshift timestop
Damage: 80,000 to all enemies around me in a large radius
Cooldown: 6 turns

Dominus Override
Flavor: At the eventual price of the armor I get huge buffs in the short term. Everyone knows the fun part about creating power armor is the ability to overload it for an awesome finish.
Lasts for 4 turns before the suit just evaporates
Buffs:
*Cooldowns are permanently filled
*Dominus strike no longer stuns user
*all attacks and specials deal double damage
*Universitas is replaced by Demonic Megiddo which deals 250,000 at the price of destroying the suit early
*While active: wearer and armor cannot be glitched
*Cures glitch

edited 17th Apr '15 5:14:44 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

i get bored and search the surrounding area for seals

Slime: 20/20 +1 wyld, +1 me, +1jindraAG, +1 Shiny Cotton Candy, +1 paradisedj32

Bone Dust: 19/20 +1 wyld, +1 me, +1jindraAG, +1 Shiny Cotton Candy, +1 paradisedj32

Seals: 0/7

I hold my slime charge as i wait for bone dust to catch up, hoping that someone gives me the final charge this turn.

edited 16th Apr '15 10:28:13 AM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

I fire a SAM at the terror enderdragon.

??? : 107/??? engie, ichigo

???: 97/??? engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

I throw some dynamite at G Cat.

Sprays:

5/8

The Debugging:

4/20 (ichigo,(dedicated)fseftr))

2 to the A Gs, 1 to moogoescow from the A Gs.

"Briney, the AI."

The USB that the AI happens to be currently stored on, right at this moment, is drifting off into space. The guy who had the improperly sealed suit has frozen to death, locking his fingers into a position where they couldn't remain in one piece with the amount of pressure on them. Thankfully, he's wearing a glove.

On the ground, I flash-step repeatedly around the Terror Enderdragon, getting it to follow my movements with it's eyes. Suddenly, I flash-step onto it's back, where it can't see me that well, pull out a Onager-class MAC gun, and fire it, point blank, into the Terror Enderdragon's body.

Now then. How to initiate conversation. It really depends on whether or not Sundowner can currently see me. If he cannot. I flash-step to the far end of wherever he happens to be looking at the time. Following that. I look directly at him. That almost universally to my memory is a clear sign that one has business with an other.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Lord Herobrine (looks like you need it more at the moment, and TB isn't active enough)

Alptraum Panzer: 70/1000 (+2)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 54/66 (+2)

The realization that Rule 7 just trod on my toes: 1/1

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

CHARGE BANKS:

Bank One: 10

Bank Two: 5

   "This is going to take concentration..."   

   Shadow    closes his eyes and begins meditating, rising off the ground. When God Cat teleports near him, he whacks him with the Emerald Nova without even opening his eyes.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Zed.