Destroy The Godmodder

Repost.

I throw a stick at Gcat.

Spacesuit:

3/3 I now have a space suit, which lets me breath in space. But, seeing as there already are enough people in space, I use it as a purely cosmetic item.

Sprays:

2/8

3x+1s to the A Gs.

I sneakily follow ohboy and the godmodder.

??? : 101/??? , engie

???: 92/??? , engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

128/200 18/100 I Teleport up a bunch of gas which I use to make a mini atmosphere around the battleship and a medium sized group of the glitches mooks. I then make a tiny path of air that leads from the mini atmosphere to the sun. With a path to travel, earth shattering kabooms from the suns simple routine blow them to bits. I do this in an instant before the atmosphere diffuses away. 3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

Q&A: @laitome: You started it, but you at least only nullposted three times, several others had over 6 apiece. @shiny: much better. @jindra: you are allowed to do a roleplaypost to respond to stuff that's just chatting and not affecting the battlefield, as long as it doesn't get spammy. @herobrine: Stop ordering people around, both glitch anchors are of equal importance. @jon: you're using your 3 post charge to do something that could be done with flavor text? Okay then. @wyld: ooh! Nice guess! That's right, you guys have pinned down all but one of the anchors! #1: wyld's fighter. #2: metal sonic. #3: ???. #4: grox battleship. #5: Gcat. But don't worry, you'll be meeting anchor #3 this round...

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jindra tries to drop a large dog statue on Gcat, but Gcat teleports out of the way. Delphinus begins journeying towards the Glitch hub, anyone that jumps on will be able to get over early without having it take forever. chaos creates a rube goldberg machine, sending an elerium bomb up to laitome, and then tips it over. It ends up blowing fire at Gcat, which responds by blasting a wave of green fire back at it. laitome tries to climb inside its mouth as it finishes last round's breath attack... and the terror enderdragon, feeling laitome in its throat, follows up with another, blasting laitome out, but detonating the elerium bomb, dealing 20000 damage to the terror enderdragon.

Herobrine gets healed up inside the ETS supernova. Tabbune and wyld continue walking towards wyld's fighter, which is at the dead center of the Glitch hub. Before they can get close though, a blue blur streaks past them, bowling wyld over, but moving so fast that (fortunately) none of the Glitching rubs off. Tabbune's thrown frostbomb falls completely short, freezing a chunk of the ground. Solar creates an immovable box in front of the terror enderdragon, knocking the terror enderdragon off a little bit, dizzying it, making it more vulnerable to subsequent attacks.

Ohboy nods at the godmodder, before giving one last command to the terror enderdragon. alright then kid. Let's get going. The godmodder slams the banhammer into the ground, and a metal plate previously unseen lifts up out of the ground, carrying ohboy and the godmodder out of the far right. The godmodder turns around as he notices a small Blue shape following him. Well then Blue. Sorry notsorry. He whips up the cannon attachment, blasts Blue with it, knocking her out of the sky.

The Elephant, having turned right around immediately after getting to the Valley brings it forces to right underneath the terror enderdragon, which has been distracted by solar, and enraged by laitome. The grunts sacrifice themselves, and the Warden jumps up into the terror enderdragon, slamming into it with the dragon ender, dealing 50000 damage and disabling its defense again, and then teleports it into the middle of the fortress as the entire army of armors leaves, mayhaps to become significant in another session.

The fortress explodes. This is not your everyday, run of the mill explosion. This is the kind of earth-shattering kaboom that makes people think "What sort of idiot though that much power was necessary." And not just normal people, we mean the Mythbusters fans type people. This massive explosion sweeps across the far right, vaporizing some of the players still in the way, and launching a few more back into a valley, smoking, cartoon-style. Laitome and solar both discover upon landing that their gear has been thoroughly melted beyond recognition or use. Where the fortress once stood is a massive forest, to anyone who would care to look, but no one does. The massive fortress, and the armors that it was home to for such a short time are nothing more than more casualties in an ongoing war. Let's face it, A Million Is a Statistic, whether we like it or not.

djkates summons mechanicalchaser and the sea dragon, and the two charges at Gcat. Gcat teleports around them, teleporting on top of the sea dragon, before unleashing another flare of green fire, bringing it down, and teleports off the mechanicalchaser's head. Tazz summons an army of social justice warriors. Poor gcat is completely bewildered by the swarm of raw stupidity, and has to spend all round taking them out one by one with Glitch-based attacks once it finds out its first guardian powers won't work. Bill Cipher summons a large trollface which explodes. The heat glitches out in two of them, supercharging their fireballs this round, but killing the other 3.

paradise uses large amounts of super-heating to weaken the iron golems, making them vulnerable to the attack Carmen and ichigo unleash upon them, with dual greatswords and dual lightsabers flashing, the last 22 all go down. I can steal a ride pretty easy on my own. Plus I'm an intermediate goddess, that comes with its own perks in and of itself. Zbse opens his book, and shards of ice spray out at Gcat, who is sort of distracted, but instinctively redirects the ice shards, and zbse for the second time in the span of only a few minutes, feels the unpleasant feeling of numerous gut impalings.

The Supernova releases large numbers of drones, and unleashes a ridiculously huge barrage of lasers, rockets and bullets... that end up glitching out halfway there. As the short-range physics breakdown redirects half of the lasers, and the fighters end up blocking others, while t missiles redirect and slam into the dragonfly drones, blowing them to pieces. The grox fighters divebomb the ETS supernova, glitching right through the shield, and taking out chunks of it in highly glitched explosions. And then the middle finger fires. 50000 damage to the grox battleship. Purple enters the house of commerce.

amp rockets up into orbit to join herobrine, but since both types of mutant mobs are fireproof, the hot plasma fails to hurt them. Duck rejoins the others in the valley, and then so does wordless, landing hard on top of one of the mutant blazes, which dies. Coolstar dude heads up to orbit, and attempts to slam a magic school bus into a grocks battleship... but we don't have any grocks up in orbit... We have some grox, but no grocks. On the groung, shadow demonstrates that first guardians don't do as well blocking against melee as ranged, beating Gcat up with the staff form of the emerald nova while Gcat is occupied with the social justice warriors. 1 damage.

darkness blasts down another 4 mutant blazes with energy blasts, and jondanger throws a stick at Gcat, which promptly hits him in the back of the head. Pillow blows up some of the grox fighters with an oxygen stream explosion. The mutant blazes deal 5000 damage to Saren, and e and the 501st blow the mutant blazes to kingdom come. The mutant ghasts blow up a single 501st who decides to try out the whole 'hero' thing, but he takes 'em both down with him. One of them whoops; "That's more like it!"

And then both groups hear a massive roar. Everyone in the valley turns as a massive pillar of purple fire rises up from the ruins of wyld's fortress with a full 1 million health remaining. The terror enderdragon isn't dead yet. It quickly flies over, and unleashes massive stream of dark fire that deals 10 damage to Bill Cipher. Up in orbit, everyone turns around as a massive roar is heard, and Rayquaza, jealous lord of the sky, tears into the ETS Supernova, further damaging it and taking down the shielding capabilities.

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The Pantheon

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 100%. Entity integrity: 60%. Divinity integrity: 92%. Player integrity: 88%. Physics integrity: 80%. Artifact integrity: 68%. Trope integrity: 96%

ohboy [PG].

The Godmodder: Hp: 13/100

Battlefield

Valley:

ichigo [AG]: Luminant barrier [A]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

TIE fighters x3 [AG]

501st troopers x24 [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 745000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 1/5

Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 0011. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 3/3. Prov1dence 3/3. 0bl1v10n. 3/3. M1ndbender 5/5. The Tum0r 1/8.

Gcat [%#]: Hp: 3/5. [Glitch anchor]

Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 1000000/5000000

House of Life and Death:

Remilia Scarlet

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

House of Commerce:

Purple [AG]

To Glitch Hub: 1/3

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 33. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.

The Glitch’s Hub

wyld, tabbune [AG]: frostbombs x5 [A]. [Protected]

Orbit

Grox Battleship [^@]: Hp: 50000/100000 [Glitch anchor]

Grox fighters [^#]: unknown numbers remaining [Glitched]

Rayquaza [H]

Herobrine, pillow, amp, coolstar [AG]

ETS Supernova [heavily damaged, half-glitched, shields disabled]

Zbse’s sidequest: 60/101 pages found

edited 15th Apr '15 7:04:10 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

REPOST TIME.

The Mafia:13/50

TAAANK!:10/30

I cast a wall of debugging, then spread it towards Gcat with my Chainaxe.

Welcome to my special hell.

I facepalm and kick my (probably destroyed) magic school bus in rage. and it transforms into a educational-mech and starts verbaly assaulting groXs battleship

Zorg charge:17

Arzor charge:17

The less you think about it, the more it works.

No war report for this round. If you want me to make one anyway, just pm me, and I'll pm suggestions.

I shall simply point out that ENTITY INTEGRITY IS AT 60%. YOUR SUMMONS FOR ENTITIES, WILL PROBABLY FAIL.

We do need Gods from the Pantheon.

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Oh great. It's the God of the Weather Trio....

Hurriedly making it out of the pod, I scramble to get out of the ETS. Considering the fact that the ETS is pretty much disabled, glitched, damaged, and kaput, I then mentally turn to engie and offer my deepest apologies.

Mentally contacting Engie with the power of facebook chat, I ask engie to overload all of the generators inside the ETS. See if it can become a Big Bomb of Boom.

Then, preparing myself, I recall how to create a temporary gravity warp and punch a miniscule hole through space time, smaller than the average Pscyhology textbook. It vanishes instantly, due to its size and relevant matter..

Although tiny in size, the gravitational warping manages to pull the ETS even more towards the Grox Ship. Coupled with the forward momentum of my earlier backburner shove, the ETS begins to pick up speed, hurtling itself at the Grox.

I follow after it, pinging Gitched Grox Ships out of the sky with chicken hats and several compressed cans of liquid Methane.

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Project THOR: 10/10    ON HOLD.   

Project Liger Bomb 10/10 2+ Paradise, 2+ darkness 2+ jon, 2+ pillow, 1+ Amp    ALSO ON HOLD    Farmin', farmin', farmin'

   500 thingy   : 130/500 , 1+ ichigo 1+ tabbune, 2+ shiny,

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3+ to engie for 3 rounds. I'm sorry bout your ship, but I think you can still fire at the mothership.

edited 14th Apr '15 7:33:55 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

@piono Before I do anything, I assume anyone that was in the far right have are now in the valley? Most of us kinda vanished even me and solar in which we just had our artifacts destroyed.

edited 14th Apr '15 7:34:50 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

"I may act like a kid sometimes, and I may actually be a kid comparatively, but... No pepperoni pls." I still follow the Godmodder, helping him with whatever dastardly plan he has in mind. As for what I said about being pushed around not being fun; I was just in a bad mood, sorry about that. I'm fine with it, you really shouldn't expect anything else when you're outnumbered by a significant amount... and also do silly things.

"And not just normal people, we mean the Mythbusters fans type people" I can appreciate this reference, it made me laugh.

edited 14th Apr '15 8:17:53 PM by OhBoyTime

"Alright, Carmen, that Enderdragon is the only big thing we have to worry about at the moment. Thing is, I get the feeling that as awesome as our tag team attacks were against Bill and those Iron Golems, they probably won't be as effective against that monster. So, if you have a plan for taking it out, then let's hear it."

I decide to take a seat next to Carmen so that the both of us can not only rest for a moment, but hatch a plan for taking out the Enderdragon as well.

Saran continues to hammer away at Gcat with biotic blasts.

Falcon Punch: 23/25

One for Sacred, one for Jon, and one for Tabbune.

"Well, that was a whole lot of nothing. Then again, it's not like I was expecting that thing to be a pushover. Alright, draw!" Well, well. That just might work. "I Summon Rocket Warrior! Rocket Warrior, attack the Gcat!" (Standard action.)

The countdown counts down... twice. (Final Countdown: 13/20.) Dedicated charge from Herobrine, Post 6388.

The Satellite Cannons charge. (Satellite Cannons: 10/???.)

2 charges to Herobrine's 500 thingy, 1 charge to Ichigo's Falcon Punch.

Slime: 15/20

Bone Dust: 14/20

Seals: 0/7 just some baby seals. Nothing to worry about.

Look around and offer assistance to anyone wounded in the explosion.

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

SOLAR SANITY: 90%

Rrrh, none of my attacks are working at all... Hang on, here's an idea.

I yell at the Godmodder.

Hey Godmodder, Zayn quit One Direction!

Hey, it's not like he didn't rock out to JB faaaaaar earlier in the campaign... Let's try 'n cover all our bases.

When everything changes nothing changes.

"It's okay, the ship can be rebuilt. Uh, did you retrieve the on-board AI?"

Right on cue, a single Engietech personnel jumps out of the ETS Supernova, tightly clutching a relatively tiny USB. His suit wasn't sealed properly, causing the cold of space to slowly and painfully freeze him to death, but he is NOT going to let go of the USB until it's safe with someone, anyone, capable enough.

The ship he left behind, the ETS Supernova, clearly shows personnel saluting out of each available window, while the ship itself draws closer and closer to the Grox Battleship. There is no hope for them, and they know it, but that's a good thing - they can at least be sure that they did something. Remember that absurdly powerful weapon, the Middle Finger? Well, firing once would, in a normal situation, have come close to tearing the ship apart. This isn't a normal situation, so there's just enough time and strength left to squeeze off one more shot.

*Silence*

And then, following that shot, an explosion heralds the destruction of the ETS Supernova, torn apart by the most powerful weapon it had on board. Speaking of which, that gun appears to be the most intact part of the ship, now that everything else is gone. Well, nearly everything else. One man, in an improperly sealed suit, clutching a USB with frozen hands, is the only one of the crew who isn't some form of chunky pasta sauce.

I go look for Sundowner. Even if he might not join the war. He does happen to either own or be part of a private military company. That means they work for whoever pays them. And we have a lot of dolla dolla to spare. Did I just say dolla dolla. Goddamn it engie.

"IT AMUSED ME!"

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 67/1000 (+1) (I'm making more progress on this than I thought possible.)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 51/66 (+2)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

36/??? 4/???

did you mis spell 'forest' as 'fortress'?

I stare after the blue bur in disbelief. please don't tell me that was normal sonic!

But the frost bombs give me an idea. I dismantle a frost bomb and use it to spray a huge amount of ice all around us as we walk forward to the fighter. I also put on some ice skates, and hand a pair to tabbune. I'm great at multi tasking.

As I am doing this, I get a mana feedback ping, indicating the destruction fo the fort and the scattering of my forces. oh well, I'm sure the ones back there will figure something out, they're a clever bunch.

three plus ones

(feels nice to not have to do a text heavy command sequence that takes about ten minutes to write up)

edited: also, that was probably the biggest summon in the history of DTG so far. Shame it was so overwhelmed.

edited 15th Apr '15 7:20:04 AM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

Engie: I can grab the USB if you want in the next turn. Remind me when I'm in your vicinity again to drop it off.

I am the once and future king.

Q&A:

@laitome: yes, everyone that was in the far right is back in the valley. Anyone in the valley that doesn't have special equipment isn't being listed for the purpose of condensing the update.

@ohboy: No, you're fine. I was just warning you that the benefits of working with the godmodder are basically gonna start drying up once the Glitch event ends.

@wyld: um... yes? That one was bad enough though that I went back and fixed it.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

124/150 Zhukov's army -

Well, that thing isn't a shark. But it's sligtly similar to one, this may yet work. LETS GO!

• attack charge: 37/37 DEPLOYING

Firstly, I pull from hammerspace a slightly oversized, very high power chainsaw, and rev that MF'er up. Now then...

Suddenly, a miniature tornado is summoned. I jump into the vortex, and am carried (still carrying a running chainsaw) up to the height of the enderdragon. Riding on the winds, I careen towards the dragon, the chainsaw pointed forwards like a lance, intending to use momentum to wedge myself as deep in the flesh as possible, where I can then do severe damage to what are probably very important internal organs.

How do I plan on getting out you ask? Why, CUT my way out, o'course!

[[Spoiler: yeah, i was inspired by Sharknado.]] Take yer 3 regular s and move on.

edited 15th Apr '15 7:51:56 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

BANKS:

Bank One: 9

Bank Two: 4

   "There's more where that came from!"   

   Shadow    leaps into the air, and charges downwards at God Cat, swiping in a wide, yet controlled arc with the Emerald Nova in Staff Mode. The Sacred Spirit moves to tie God Cat down with a vine to keep it from escaping.

Plus to Ichigo, Zed, Wyld.

20/20, 6/? (1 Ichigo, 1 Wyld)

Charge: The rest of my body crumbles, and only leaves the heart floating and slightly frozen. Then, the shards from my body orbits around my hearts, seemingly protecting it.

Effects: I transform into my Frozen Heart form. The heart has 20000 HP, and I have 8 Orbiting Shards that each have 5000 HP and can protect a target or deal a small amount of damage. Each turn, I can regenerate up to 3 shards or until I have 8

Free Action: No need for the shoes. I send 4 shards to protect me, and 4 to protect Wyld.

3+1s to anyone not giving dedicated charges.

Alice (333/450 tabbune, paradise, wyld) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(46/75 tabbune, paradise, wyld) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

Oh, so you know where he is then? Just point the way. Remilia will then grab her parasol.

I'll try a straight spear lunge on Gcat, the minute there is a clear opening.

3x+1's to anyone AG.

edited 15th Apr '15 8:02:14 AM by JindraAG

@Characters: Not to be the patron saint of nullposts, but I think we can give the DTG2 section of the page some more love.

I am the once and future king.

Spare charges: 15 (Jindra)

Physics Stabilizer: 19/30 (Jindra)

I direct Remilia to the battlefield. The godmoddee is somewhere in that area, though I don't know exactly where. I thank her, then depart in my TIE Fighter to find Sora in the House of Nature.

3 +1s

edited 15th Apr '15 11:37:50 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

I remove the ice shards and fire a blast of paradox magic at the GCAT in anger.

Something something Arena.

I send surveillance nanobots after Richard and ohboy.

??? : 104/??? x2, engie

???: 95/??? x2, engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s