Destroy The Godmodder

I light off fireworks aimed at the grox. Then I approach the Godmodder and offer to picnic with it and watch the fireworks.

13/15 The Satanmodder

7/10 I use one of my contacts on the Citadel to help get Cassandra here.

I point my star cannon at the remain ships, and attempt to take out as many as possible.

The mages manage to find an ancient ritual for summoning a legendary dracolich. 22/30

I begin writing a letter. 1/10

edited 7th Jun '14 6:59:31 PM by Wordless_Summons

I begin a ritual to summon the Grand Matriarchs (link to game will be added soon, this is a new account). 1/30

I use hacks to begin to summon a Team Fortress 2 entity (i shall not say what it is until it is spawned). 1/20

In the meantime, i fire a Proton Missile at the grox.

edited 8th Jun '14 8:24:42 AM by h2obox

Spinning the cannon around me, I start using the it as a melee weapon, at the risk of damaing the cannon. I jump into the air and start showing the grox who really rules the universe.

The mages bring in several necromantic items to use in the ritual. 23/30

I address the messege to an imperium arm dealer... 2/10

I grant a boost to Wordless's cannon melee thing, making it deal 50% more damage this turn.

Grand Matriach Summoning Ritual: 2/30

Team Fortress 2 Haxing: 2/20

For the lulz, I summon a Buckethead Zombie!

edited 8th Jun '14 4:53:45 AM by h2obox

@H2obox: are you sure you want to summon a RANDOM entity? It WILL summon the weakest entity possible, says the Godmodder

never mind

edited 8th Jun '14 3:45:56 PM by Tabbune

Greetings everyone. I've been following this thread for the past... 3 days or so. I think most of the doubts I have were already answered or were asked by someone. I have also read the OP of both this and the most current Godmodder thread in the Minecraft forums, though that one looks more complicated (not sure if that's actually the case). I do have at least three questions though: 1) How do I get in the game? Do I just jump in?; 2) Can't we just use one post to spend our doubled-actions instead of crowding the thread with two posts each?; 3)Can you be a PG player? I think I saw one here, but I'm not sure? (I'm just curious as the other game seems to allow it but here no one seems to do it; Probably because player number)

Thanks in advance.

FINE. I'll just change it so that i decide what it is, since I don't want to spend 20 turns summoning a bullet.

edited 8th Jun '14 8:24:01 AM by h2obox

Hi. I asked piono if I could join, but it seems to me everyone else just jumped in. It should be fine if you just post it here. Also, yeah, we probably could post our 'double action in one post', but no one really has any idea what he meant by that. I'm thinking he just meant 'you have 1 turn to charge, the rest are 1-turn actions (like the other thread), but he didn't specify, so I think the majority of us are just trying to abuse that. As for the PG player thing... I think so, but you'd have to ask someone else. I think Philosopher attempted it, but he worded his post vaguely enough that he didn't change. Piono will probably post in a few days, so he'll probably answer it better than me. Especially since about half of what I do instantly collapses in a Plot Hole.

I hope this helped!

edited 8th Jun '14 9:18:12 AM by Dimentiosome

Well, according to the OP we have 2 charges of our own, 1 to give and 1 free-action. With two posts we would either be able to charge 2 things twice, charge twice someone else's charge and do 2 free-actions or charge 4 things once, charge two of someone else's charges and do 2 free-actions or anything in between.

You can wait for the OP to respond Monday morning. He/she usually doesn't update on Sundays

about the you in PG thing, yes you can, but he will betray you, horribly

so, when's the next update?

He posted on he other forum, so he's probably just going through our Wall of Text s right now.

edited 9th Jun '14 6:51:33 AM by Dimentiosome

What other forum? Where's my invitation?

edited 9th Jun '14 7:35:29 AM by Tabbune

Wow! We have a pretty big debate going on, let's attend to this, shall we?

Q&A: No Wereael, double posting is when you post without waiting for someone else to post. Where two posts in a row are the same person's. I thought that was common knowledge. Yikes, I'm not used to this community. So no, your second 'post' was not counted. @Dimentiosome: so wait, the TARDIS is evil? Yes Earl, its three charges and one non-charged. You can also assist up to three allied charges as well. And that action set (three personal charges, one uncharged action, and three charge assists) is what you can do every time you post. You can't up any charge by more than one in your own post (This means that you can +1 all three of your charges and three allied charges every post, but you can't +2 any).

Okay Victin, welcome to the thread. 1. You can just jump in, that's pretty much how it works. 2. No, it doesn't work that way, when you put in two posts, it clearly distinguishes to me what you're doing when, it also makes it so that people are more likely to react and assist each other. 3. You could be a PG player, although I don't think it would work as well here as in the MCforums thread, I'm not as good of a game master as twin and I still have trouble with the layout of the tvtropes forum. And no, this one is less complex, it just seems moreso because I'm a lot more long-winded and much worse at explaining things than twinbuilder is. And Tabbune, the other forum dimentiosome is referring to it the Minecraft Forums, the home of destroy the godmodder. I just started a session here because why not.

And Holy gorilla did we have lots of questions to answer this round.

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Ichigo smashes his falcon-fist into the cruiser... CRITICAL HIT!!!. The cruiser explodes extremely flashily. Fury casts a minor protect spell on Herobrine. Jondanger falls over, the offending Chekhov's rock flies off into the air. Man, we have way too many of these things. What is it, three now? Ragyo walks over and sprays a can of mace at Herobrine. It would seem we have either another rogue or our first PG. 1000 damage to the protected Herobrine. Tabbune throws more Death Fodder at the godmodder. The godmodder eats them. He doesn't even get indigestion. Wow. That's a cool pet. Hi Boo-boo! And Wereael enters the battlefield with a decidedly less friendly pet. Gcat summoned. Ichigo heals the witch-king for 1500 health.

Dimentiosome continues to have problems, Ragyo deals another 1000 damage to Herobrine, the godmodder catches Tabbune's darksteel violin, then beats Tabbune over the head with it to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", Indirect continues uploading video footage, Earl casts magic missile into the darkness and brings down a fighter, fury heals M0rg07h for 1750 health, and Earl smashes a bomber with his hammerspace hammer. The godmodder then punches him in the face. What gave you the idea that you could remain calm and considerate in a fight? The nerve of some people... Or at least, you can't talk normally with the godmodder. Philosopher fires his fireworks at the Grox, bringing down another bomber. He's too busy watching the pretty explosion to notice that the godmodder has run off with all of the sandwiches.

Wordless fires his star cannon, bringing down a Grox bomber, our new player h2o brings another down with a proton missile, wordless beats a grox fighter to death with his cannon, and h2o boosts the attack causing another fighter to die. He then summons a Buckethead Zombie. Wow. Its actually a decent summon.

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Battlefield:

Do I even need to say it? The handful of surviving Grox ships get obliterated in a completely epic and incredibly awesome manner. The godmodder laughs.

And the Grox fleet arrive. The Grox mothership, three Grox battleships, five Grox carriers, ten Grox cruisers, twenty-five destroyers, and lots and lots and lots of bombers and fighters. Uh-oh... This is gunna hurt.

Also, think I should warn you, piono will come back to help you out if you can't figure it out, but yes, it is possible to win this without getting completely obliterated or even needing piono's help. Pay close attention. Also, Fighters and Bombers no longer have health, there are now two swarms that have their health bar listed as the number of Fighters/Bombers left. Damage dealt to those will be in terms of fighters and bombers destroyed. Also, you should be warned that there are more reinforcements on the way, the Grox Mothership and Battleships are the key to defeating the event, just telling you that now, attacks on the other ships should be fire suppression. New players: don't get worried, I won't immediately kill off everything, you have a few things in your favor...

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 83/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 500000/500000, outer shielding: 10000/10000

Grox Battleship x3 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Grox Carrier x5 [PG]: Hp: 50000/50000

Grox Cruiser x10 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Destroyer x25 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 5000/5000 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 7500/7500 remaining.

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 7500/25000 [protected 1 round]

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 18500/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 6000/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 7500/11000

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 16500/17500

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 10250/11000

Geth x40 [AG]: Hp: 300/300

11th Doctor [AG]: 8500/8500

Boo-boo [AG]: 8500/8500

Gcat [AG]: 5/5

Buckethead Zombie [AG]: 10000/10000

edited 9th Jun '14 4:29:37 PM by pionoplayer

League Champion: 5/10

The battleships are launching! 11/15, 11/15.

I herald the arrival of Satanmodder. 14/15 for Philosopher.

Holy balls, half-million health?! This is going to be a long fight.

I tag the Mothership with a target painter, increasing the damage it takes on the next turn.

Grand Matriarch Summoning Ritual: 3/30

Team Fortress 2 Haxing: 3/20

1/??? I grab a muffin....

I threaten the Grox with use of Terraforming to change their planets of residence to T1!

Also, wow, I was expecting the BHZ to have about 3000 health! Thanks!

edited 9th Jun '14 4:49:26 PM by h2obox

I aim my Minishark at the Grox Mothership and pull the trigger.

Plan:

20/50

Badmins:

9/20

I attach a timebomb to myself. 1/5

edited 9th Jun '14 4:49:04 PM by Jondanger23

PG? Define, please, cause I was not intending on making Ragyo a PG. Depending on your answer, however, she might, if that's ok with you

TARDIS isn't evil but she's kinda frustrated I fused with her. Unfortunately with all the 'doomed timeline' stuff...

Frustrated with the Godmodder's constant antics, I epically walk up to him and throw him a court summons. EPICALLY. I will summon Phoenix Wright at the earliest opportunity.

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Movie: 10/20 Saying 'screw it', one of the staff, allegedly a pilot, hops in a plane and flies away with the other 17

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 3/7 After a long debate, we figure we need some way around the 'doomed timeline crap. Thus...

Kernelsprite: 3/10

Cassandra: 7/10 Oohhh boy. She's pretty smart, but gets kinda worked up when people believe ends justify means.

(Cracked staff: 18)

edited 9th Jun '14 6:11:48 PM by Dimentiosome

@pionoplayer: Ok, thanks then. I should be joining tomorrow after someone else post so I don't double post.

Charges: 2/2

With the cannon fully charged, the Goblin General blasts a Grox Battleship. I grab Cyborg Phil's gun and begin charging it with the intent of overclocking it as a goblin sends out a signal to Emperor Palpatine requesting reinforcements in the form of an Imperial fleet.

The Witch-King takes a swing at the fighters with his mace while letting out a defiant Nazgul shout. The Geth begin firing upon the newly arrived Grox forces with the rocket troopers and primes concentrating their fire on the Grox mothership.

Cyborg Phil's gun: 1/5

Imperial fleet: 1/10

{1st Draw}

Compounding upon her successful macing, Ragyo pulls out a real mace and proceeds to go Ax-Crazy on Herobrine and any unfortunate enemies too close.

Aizen ~ Unite, repulse. 7/8

As the hollows gather, the MacGuffin calls out to the deeper darker creatures in the Menos Forest. 5/25

EDIT - Ragyo is not a PG, but rather a grudge against herobrine. Circumstances will re-direct her back to the Godmodder eventually

edited 9th Jun '14 9:28:12 PM by LordHerobrine

Seeing as to how Herobrine is apparently being threatened, I tell him to retreat and toss him The Doctor's sonic screwdriver.

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Movie: 11/20 the plane crashes on a deserted island similar to 'Lost'. Fortunately, they fall through a plot hole and end up at Hussie's place. Meanwhile, Phil and Chris have legally located some voice actors, including Steve? (really, he isn't doing anything better at this point), Morgan Freeman...and...uh...a bunch of others. Yeah. According to them.

Kernelsprite: 4/10

Cassandra: 8/10

(Cracked staff: 18)