"Target confirmed. Alright, draw!" Well, let's give this a try. "I Summon Crane Crane. With its effect, I'll Special Summon Spell Striker from my Graveyard. I'll use Crane Crane and Spell Striker as Xyz Materials to Xyz Summon Leviair the Sea Dragon.
Next, by detaching Spell Striker from Leviair, I'll Special Summon the Mechanicalchaser that I banished earlier. Now, Leviair and Mechanicalchaser! Attack the Gcat!" (Standard action.)
The countdown continues. (Final Countdown: 10/20.)
The Satellite Cannons charge. (Satellite Cannons: 8/???.)
2 charges for Herobrine's 500-thingy, 1 charge for anyone on Team AG.
Wanderer
Alice (329/450 djkates, jon, laitome, tabbune) note
Nekomata(42/75 jon, tabbune) note
At the pantheon Remilia turns to shiny and asks Well boy, what business do you have with me? Or are you here to just bask in my presence?
I'll drop a giant temple guardian dog statue on Gcat.
The Delphinus shall start moving toward the glitch hub. Taking along anyone else who wants to go (and in the case of the P Gs, agrees to be peaceful.)
3x+1's for anyone AG.
edited 10th Apr '15 8:45:02 PM by JindraAG
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
@Piono GOOD. I wasn't wanting to get blah blah blah so-and-so summoned as a glitch character, I was actually WORRIED you would do that.
The Mafia:13/50
TAAANK!:10/30
I cast a wall of debugging, then spread it towards Gcat with my Chainaxe.
3 +1s.
Welcome to my special hell.
The bound soul
35/???[herobrine][sacred][tabbune][jindra][h2o] 3/???
I frown at some how having been in the valley... That can't be right... physics itself must be breaking down or... something.
Moving past that, I quickly pull tabbune along with me. I have an excellent memory, and despite the glitchyness, I can tell from here where my fighter would be in relation to me. and let us delve into the darkness, never to fear the things that may dwell within... I Use my knowledge of the area, combined with detecting remnants of my own mana signature to find the downed fighter. As I search I realize metal sonic must be one of the anchors. This will be a problem. Oh well. And so we search.
The warden knows its all over, that he has but one shot. He dropped th controls as th healer takes over, and taking the dragon ender into his hands, even as the rest of his forces continue fighting independently, except for the three captians and their squads, who stand beside him with a sense of finality. it is going to be a long time before we walk the planes of existence again after this, isn't it. This did not seem to be a question, but rather a statement of fact.
Aye, but we will have so many stories to tell the boys back home in the mean time wont we? It was... an experience, serving under the architect. With that, The captian stares at the dragon. And with an unspoken communication between them, they know what they must do.
The three captains all work together under the warden for a final time, with the grunts sacrificing their lives and empowering the captains with incredible strength. Two captains hurl the third captain who had spoken, and the warden at the dragon. The captain intercepts any interceptions aimed at stopping the warden before he lands his attack, driving the blade into the dragon, and using this opportunity of the dragon's failure to continue to be immune to magic, teleports the dragon and himself into the heart of the fortress We will die together great beast, may you find solace in that we will meet again one day... And then, the fort goes up in a giant bowl of energy, scorching the earch around it with arcane radiation, mutating what little life was around it to nearly instantly form a jungle filled with hostile creatures.[[spoiler: basically this is a big sacrificial move, with the goal of killing or severely injuring the ender.
The two lieutenants take off in different directions, intent on grouping up with some of the civilian armors that had escaped, having them able to make armor production rooms for a dues ex machina, and big damn heroes moment, with the power of checkov's gunmen at their backs, the empowered captains take off as well, as do the spammas. pretty much the entire army scatters, preparing to join up with the engineer groups to make armor producing rooms. Of course these kinds would be weaker than captains, but capable of surviving without power sources. The Knights.
And each armor to fall leaves behind a blue humanoid spirit, without the fort to supply them with new bodies, some observe the battle, others return home, and others yet still start walking in various directions, intent on exploring this world.
one to tabbune, two to any one
edited 10th Apr '15 9:04:30 PM by Wyld
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...
"Yea, I'm in. I don't have it in me anymore to get pushed around by these over-powered mokenkeyyss." I sigh. "I know what you mean, about the Ag's, that is; very annoying. Some people just want to have fun by killing thousands of innocents, and destroying TV Tropes. But I guess that's not ok." Spoke a captain of the obvious.
I look one last time at the Enderdragon, giving it my last command. Kill the Dragon Ender, destroy B11l. I follow zee Godmodder.
Well, I'm glad that's over. It's not that fun being bashed around repeatedly. I expected it to happen once I got the Dragon, but meh. Ordering stuff around really wasn't as fun as I thought it would be, really.
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
@Chaos Creeper Go to where my plasma sniper rifle is and make an elerium bomb out of the remains. Then give the bomb to me, I'm gonna use it to blow up one of the enderdragon's organs or blow out his spine.
@piono I think you added an extra zero to the terror enderdragon's health. Making it go from 4 million hp to 40 million.
@anyone What happens when an artifact get's glitched and how can they get glitched?
edited 10th Apr '15 10:49:36 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
pantheocidal maniac
attack charge: 36/?? -wyld h20
123/150 Zhukov's army -wyld h20
HMM. Let's get the mooks outta da way first!
I dump jet fuel over as many of the iron golems as I can, then light it on fire, the heat greatly reducing their hardness, making them a lot more vulnerable to further attacks
(A voice from somewhere: Jet fuel can't m- SHUT UP!)
3 ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
s, as is standard.
Hmm. I think you missed a few things. To start my whatevering, I reach through the 4th wall to insert the House of Commerce in between Shiny and The Glitch's Hub, and slide Purple underneath the House of Commerce. I then remove the Mutant Ghasts, seeing as they might as well be ded amen now.
Up in orbit, one of the men on the bridge of the ETS Supernova quickly counts up the number of Grox Fighters, reporting the number of them to the on board AI currently serving as the ship commander. In response, a gray energy barrier shimmers into existence, the generator humming to itself as it works. Yes, the generator is sentient. Don't ask. Many small spheres fly into space, passing through the barrier without incident and deploying into a number of Dragonfly Drones. Each one experimentally flaps their wings, realize that they're in space so flapping does nothing, and activate jet engines, in that order. As for the ETS Supernova, it lines up various weaponry, then opens fire, a veritable hurricane of lasers and rockets aimed at the Grox Battleship. Also makes for one hell of a lightshow!
Now. Back to me I take it. I cannot find the door of this stupid house.
"It's the wide open gap there. Probably."
Oh. Now I feel like an idiot. Now then.
- 2 to Fseftr
- 1 to Twinbuilder
Alptraum Panzer: 65/1000 (+1)
A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 48/66 (+2)
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Keeping cool
Spare Charges: 11
Physics Stabilizer: 15/30
I address Remilia. By now you surely know of the war going on and the destruction caused by the glitch. I come as an ambassador of the fighters in the battlefield. They seek help from any gods that would offer it. If you would be willing to aid us, I can take you to the battlefield in my TIE Fighter.
3 +1s.
SoundCloud
I wack Gcat with a stick.
Spacesuit:
3/3
I now have a spacesuit, cool. (Note:the spacesuit is an artifact.)
Sprays:
2/8
3x+1s!
EAT YOUR GREENS
SOLAR SANITY: 92%
I use my Semblance to create a small, completely immovable box about two inches square...
...In the middle of the Enderdragon's wing.
Scout Plan: 4/100
When everything changes nothing changes.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
(There will be no War Report today. I want to see how well ya'll are going to do without one. You have your targets. Go after them. Work together.)
(Comminbation attacks with three or more people do a bit more damage.)
After getting the ship into firing range, I take cover inside the ETS, navigating the completely abandoned ship.
I find the healing station and camp inside THE POD to heal my arm and my body. Hopefully, it will also increase effectiveness of physical attacks again.
Inside the Pod, I send a part of my consciousness out throughout the ship, to understand exactly what the ETS is, what weaponry it has, whether the armory has weapons in it, and where the location of the control room is.
Project THOR: 10/10 2+ jon, 2+ shiny, 2+ paradise, 2+ Jindra
ON HOLD. - And yes. There were THAT many charges lying around. I lahv's it.
500 thingy : 125/500 2+ Dj.
(If it seems I'm farming 1+'s, I just have a good eye on the ones being completely wasted. I need them for the Almighty 500. Dedicateds would help immensely.)
All three dedicateds to Dj now. Two now, and one for the next round.
edited 11th Apr '15 3:25:51 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
...who am I suppose to fight again?
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
The Elements Ten: 52/225, Umbrella?: 18/30.
- 2 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt.
I quickly throw out some live chicken to further distract Gcat. Whether or not that works is irrelevant, as I complete a quick summoning ritual for Catnip, causing it to suddenly surge forth from the ground in great quantity. Naturally, Gcat is attracted to this copious amount of catnip, and indeed, is too busy being attracted by the catnip to notice me, or maybe it is. Except, I'm doing something so [REDACTED] that, in all honesty, Gcat doesn't really WANT to look or notice me, as well as everyone else, really. I immediately tear a hole back into the Valley if I was teleported to deep space by Gcat, doing so with Heat Deaths' properties. Just in case that comes up. Unfortunately for Gcat, the [REDACTED] I am doing summons a horde of the most terrible, monstrous things to ever exist: Social Justice Warriors! The REALLY crazy, rabid kind that are also hypocrites! I immediately point to the stark white Gcat and they immediately get triggered! Not helping by the fact that I somehow trick them into thinking Gcat did [REDACTED]. Armed with Anti-Teleportation Armor that is also fireproof JUST for the occasion, and also armed with enough insanity that burning alive isn't going to really bother them, They quickly assail the First Guardian Cat with the power of Privelage-Checking, Trigger-usage, huge-Gorilla rants, and more unfathomably stupid things that we are oddly accustomed to on such mediums as tumblr.
Bill turns his mind's eye away from the Social Justice Warriors. WHY D0 TH0SE TH1NGS EVEN EX1ST? THE1R STUP1D1TY 1S BEY0ND MY AB1L1TY T0 C0MPREHEND. S0MEH0W. Turning his minds eye away from the Social Justice Warriors allows him to focus on other things, like those Glitched-out Mutant Ghasts. He immediately proceeds to generate a particularly large eye-laser, charging it up until it's at least the radius of his eye. He then fires it, but right before contact, it ceases, then turns into...A trollface, which speaks things to them that, even in their glitched state, they would never allow said to them while they lived, ever. However, before they could act, the Trollface abruptly explodes, taking a good number down.
edited 11th Apr '15 8:04:20 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz
ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
I sneakily follow ohboy and the godmodder.
??? : 98/??? engie, Jon
???: 89/??? engie, Shiny
2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s
edited 11th Apr '15 9:03:15 AM by fseftr
"Well, let's see if we can mop up the rest of these golems before you leave, shall we? Also, do you want me to call in a chopper to take you back or do you have your own ride ready?"
I bring out a second lightsaber and use both blades to perform more tag team attacks on the Iron Golems alongside Carmen.
Saren turns his attention towards Gcat and fires biotic blasts at it.
Falcon Punch: 22/25 (Sacred)
One for Sacred, one for Jon, and for Herobrine.
Sorry about that. I needed to see into how intelligent the godmodder was.
Someone tell me if I can't do this.
Server Admin 1/???
Nullpost for record-keeping regarding Herobrine's dedicated charges. And yes, I know that collection posts are no longer permitted. I'm not claiming any charges, just noting these.
Final Countdown: 11/20.
Satellite Cannons: 9/???.
COME, AND SEE
Slime: 12/20
Bone Dust: 11/20
Seals: 0/7 (just some baby seals. nothing to worry about.)
I decide to log off my pc and instead turn to the battlefield. inside the battlefield I go the area representing forum games. Perhaps I'm mistaken and this isn't representing of tvtropes. If so, I head to the valley.
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
Knight of Cerebus
Noting that Herobrine doesn't seem to have any compatriots in space, I teleport into the center of the Mutants, fire up my heavy orbital launch rockets, and head to orbit on an annihilating column of nuclear-thermal plasma, burning the Mutants horribly with unshielded atomic rocket exhaust.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Past / Future Thing?
=21 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)
Meh, sure. I run over to Lait's destroyed rifle, and craft a Elerium Bomb out of the remains. I then create a long and convoluted Rube Goldberg machine, which eventually floats a balloon towards Lait, with the bomb inside it. Lait obtains the Elerium Bomb.
I then push the Rube machine over, (minus the balloon, of course) sending it into the Valley. It explodes violently, sending a burst of fire towards G-Cat.
+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin.
edited 11th Apr '15 2:00:21 PM by Chaoscreeper
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18/?, 6/? (Wyld, Fseftr)
I follow Wyld as he pulls me while keeping an eye for zbse's page and preparing to throw a Frostbomb at anything that ambushes us.
3+1s!
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
@Strategy: I have Pillow coming up to space, the ETS laying down fire, and Amperzand about to join me.
It is imperative that no one else come up here in orbit.. We don't need everyone jumping ship to fight the Grox.
EDIT: Re-named Z.e.u.s protocol to Project THOR, because I messed up what it was actually called. Dangerously Genre-Savvy players will now know why I'm up in space.
edited 11th Apr '15 3:26:44 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Happy Box Hater
128/200 18/100
I Teleport up a bunch of gas which I use to make a mini atmosphere around the battleship and a medium sized group of the glitches mooks. I then make a tiny path of air that leads from the mini atmosphere to the sun. With a path to travel, earth shattering kabooms from the suns simple routine blow them to bits. I do this in an instant before the atmosphere diffuses away.
3+1
Herobrine, do I sense orbital lightning strikes?
edited 11th Apr '15 5:06:01 PM by pillowmantis
Why is a yam attacking me?
I really don't mind being called stupid, especially when the reason not involving the terror wither is basicly saying. "You knew from my post that I would come at you, you're dumb for not metagaming." I really can't take stuff like that seriously. It's funny more than anything else, lel.