Destroy The Godmodder

The Elements Ten: 51/225, Umbrella?: 17/30.

2 to Cobalt, +1 to Twin.

@piono I hear you loud and clear-Bill's kind of angry at his fun times of slaughtering people left-right-and-center are over. Bill's kind of thinking that this will resolve itself quickly partially due to the foggy omniscience as well. This clearly won't. He'll evac at 50% Entity Integrity, or 3 turns, or shorter if things go south much faster/you request it. After all, none of his deals mentioned anything remotely suggesting a time limit.

"The Hamsteak! Just when you think you've finally suppressed the Hamsteak, it comes back! The Invasion got pressed back and then came the Trickster-Grimdark debacle! the Trickster-Grimdark debacle was pressed back and cue up Eight Ball, and good lord, now there's freaking Gcat! So much Gorillaing Hamsteak! We're going to Gorillaing drown in Gorillaing Hamsteak!"

I proceed to get inspired. First, I pull out a toy mouse with Catnip in it and throw it on the ground in the middle of the valley, right in front of the majority of AG/Neutral players. Naturally, Gcat will (hopefully) proceed to teleport over to it and play with it. Meanwhile, I proceed to assemble a really big gun just behind a rock, just out of sight, and loading it with copious amounts of meat, occasionally tossing another toy mouse into the fray, or an actual mouse, to keep Gcat busy and distracted. Eventually, my work is done, and I proceed to further distract Gcat via a pointer laser, pulling him away from the rest of my allies after they've had their presumed chance until I'm in line of sight of the thing.

Without further ado, I proceed to fire the Hamsteak gun-a BFG loaded with nothing short of the finest combination of ham and steak, in slabs of over 1 ton apiece, condensed into 1-meter chunks for sake of space conservation. Gcat is immediately slammed with the meatiest meats known to meat, hopefully taking damage. Just in case, I spiked it with some deadly neurotoxin, because as G La DOS proves, you cannot go wrong with Neurotoxin. Except when it's sabotaged.

I talk on the Radio. "It wouldn't be unsurprising if it did come back, the Glitch we're fighting has a tendency to take from, shall we say, big events. If there's anything major, the Glitch might replicate it-I've seen Regnum Dei get replicated, I've seen a whole fleet of Crockercorp replicated, I've seen TIE-Fighter Corpses get replicated. Why it picks these events, I don't know, it's a freaking Glitch, but it certainly makes for some interesting blasts to the past...A past I don't 'Gorillaing know too much about!"

"JUST L1KE 0LD T1MES, THEN! WA1T, THE 0LD T1MES D1D N0T 1NV0LVE ME BEC0M1NG BL1ND AGA1N!" Bill yells with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

"We are FIXING THE GORILLAING PROBLEM."

"F1X 1T FASTER!!! 1 W1LL N0T T0LERATE TH1S, 1 W1LL LEAVE! THERE'S S0METH1NG ELSE F0GG1NG ME UP AS WELL, T00! AUGH!!"

Bill takes his rage out on the biggest thing there, the Terror Wither. He pulls out of his eye a bomb about the same size and shape as his eye, and it looks very volatile. Bill rushes up to the Terror Wither and does not play subtle, practically slamming it into it's center mouth. "PRESENT F 0 R Y 0 U!!" The bomb glows a flashing red-blue light, and Bill flees the vicinity before the Terror Wither is introduced to the most powerful Jawbreaker it will ever have in it's life, probably destroying the jaw entirely.

updating charges with extra +'s

Slime: 12/20

Bone Dust: 11/20

Plus 1 each from Jondanger23

Plus 1 each from pillowmantis

Plus 1 each from Darkness Awaits

Plus 1 each from h2obox

Plus 1 each from Jindra AG

Plus 1 to slime from Shiny Cotton Candy

Seals: 0/7 (just some baby seals. nothing to worry about)

I am now anti-godmodder.

okay, but they were made before my post and during this turn.

edited 10th Apr '15 5:32:50 PM by TheGreatDuck

@greatduck OK just letting you know. FYI shiny posted after you.

edited 10th Apr '15 9:26:42 AM by Laitome

Actions condensed:

Give ohboytime a reason you suck speech (or possibly not I am in between this and just doing the below, putting it up for vote between AG's).

Kill ohboytime using a sword beam and my plasma sniper.

Anchor myself within arms reach of the base of the enderdragon's neck.

Hack violently at the base of the terror mob's neck until I expose it's vertebrae.

Use my suit to link my mind to the Enderdragon's nervous center and brain allowing me to directly control it.

I will actually type this stuff later.

edited 10th Apr '15 10:07:29 AM by Laitome

I'm also rushing charges slightly just so I can at least have a chance to finish before the GM gets killed and everything resets. I apologize if I somehow broke a rule. xD

wow, been a while huh. is it still 1 post/turn?

<Řehoř Urist looks over the battlefield. things have certainly gotten intense.....>

Wow. welp, gotta take things on ONE BY ONE!

<out of now-where, a large firetruck speeds into the valley, Řehoř at the wheel, trying to quench blazes with its high-pressure water cannon>

attack charge: 33/??

summon charge: 120/150 Zhukov's army should be done soon

I pull a few knives out and throw them at the GCAT.

4/5

4/6

Good luck putting all of that in one action, lel.

edited 10th Apr '15 12:00:41 PM by OhBoyTime

I hear a lot of ruckus coming from the valley, so I decide to dash there. As I get there, I see a lot of mutant mobs, surely allied with the Godmodder.

As such, I decide to practice sniping again by shooting powerful energy beams at them. Just for fun, I cast PSI Brainshock Ω on the Terror Wither. If it hits, it may feel strange and begin attacking its allies.

• One-Winged Angel Form 25/35 (NTI)
• ??? 7/???

3 +1s

The Mafia:12/50

TAAANK!:9/30

I walk into an abandoned part of the Battlefield, and make a stasis field around me.

Chances are, any anchors teleporting in the vicinity of me will be stunned.

I think to myself; Haha, you know what would be a REALLY funny anchor? I hope I find.... well, I'm pretty sure you guys can hear anything I'm thinking, so I'll keep it a secret..

3 +1s.

edited 10th Apr '15 11:58:28 AM by h2obox

@Actions: A note - Make sure you actually attack something in your actions. Don't waste rounds by doing nothing.

126/200 16/50

Well than herobrine, I'm going into orbit like you said I should. I don't need to worry about oxygen I assume but if so I'm using oxygen producing phlebotinum. I Drink a bottle of fish oil so I can pull myself into orbit with my mind. Once up top I spray jarate at anything thAt herobrine was aiming at for minicrits. I look towards the sun as my next attack takes form in my mind.

3+1

I turn my jetpack up to max power, and fly through one of the Enderdragon's wings, landing on her back.

??? : 95/??? engie, x3, x4,

???: 86/??? engie, x3, x4,

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

edited 10th Apr '15 1:15:44 PM by fseftr

[RP]

I look at the frost burn grenade and pocket it but say to tabbune... if you are intending my other half to be using this, She can't really use magick type stuff, as she would just absorb it. its a kind of uncontrollable power, and power she absorbs stays absorb... oh hey I just got an idea...

what?

well if IO figure out how to teach you to move around power thats inside of you and activate it, you could probably be one of the most deadly witch hunters ever. Also I don't think you should be allowed to handel explosives.

like the first idea, second one is a peice of garbage, I am an expert demolitionist!

demolitionists carefully plan a way to take down buildings and structures with the minimal fire power and negligible fall out to the area around it, you handle explosives with all the subtlety of Land Kruazer(1500 tons of artillery launching insanity) with a team of foot ball players singing and dancing to YMCA on top of its cannon WHILE IT IS FIRING

edited 10th Apr '15 1:24:56 PM by Wyld

@piono this is alot so I'll split it into two turns if needed.

"NOT THE SMARTEST? Please don't make me laugh, pfft HAHAHAHA, too late. I mean this is coming from a guy to duct taped and super glued himself into immobility."

I pull my peanut butter covered sword out of the Dragon's spine as I correct my grip from a reverse grip to a normal one. My hand hisses as the suit releases and reapplies pressure as needed to ensure my grip remains strong. With my other hand I pull out my plasma sniper and begin shooting at my immobile foe making plasma burn through him with each shot. I make my way to the base of the Enderdragon's neck as I shoot him. I continue talking while shooting and walking.

"This power armor is Omnversal Incoperated's standard issue adaptable battle armor. It modifies itself to suit the occasion. So yeah I guess I can have such a feature. Every step I make puts spikes into the Dragon's flesh, anchoring me every time I move, so I guess it was more than the sword keeping me on here.

I put my sniper away, as I hold the peanut butter covered sword in front of me.

"But enough about me let's get to you. This battle would've been so much more one sided without your orders. The terror wither for example could've avoided a combo-hame-ha, Carmen, and the evility dagger, stuff you could've ordered it avoid. You had an artifact almost as powerful as the best things here and you decided it would be a good idea to drink tea when you already knew I was gunning for you, but me falling off back then only delayed the inevitable. Ya know it's a shame, I like peanut butter, but since you are so inept you, thought peanut butter would do something to stop me, but this isn't some 'silly sword' this is a large version of the absurdly sharp blade Galaxia. Too bad I won't tell you anymore."

Power begins flowing into Galaxia as the peanut butter on it begins to burn. Then with a single swing, a sword beam shoots from the blade and decapitates to superglued, duct taped, and injured Ohboytime. The ashes of peanut butter fly off Galaxia as it cackles with electricity.

Remembering why I really got on this behemoth I make way to the base of the enderdragon's neck and anchor myself before cutting my way to it's vertebrae. When I finally reach it's spinal column, wires come out beneath my non-sword gripping hand and wrap around the exposed vertebrae linking my mind to the dragon. I scream as I try to take direct control of the dragon by overpowering its brain and enslaving its nervous system. If successful I fly the dragon towards the god modder. If not I disconnect from the dragon and stab Galaxia into the exposed nerve.

ok OOC here, the story reason behind , my suits of power armor are used because my character here doesn't and normally can't utilize magic, thankfully sufficiently advanced tech has similar effects. Thus my character is always wearing some sort of power armor so I can do what I please without having to really explain it and to keep some consistency with my character .Even the sword I wield wield (and currently holding onto with a death grip), an upscaled Galaxia, doesn't run on magic, it run's on the generators in my power armor. Here in the forum it's just flavor text.

Glyph Armor 65/100 (shiny, pillowx2, fseftr, h2ox2, darknessx2, me)

Laittlecrusier: 212/400 (me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to any AG

edited 10th Apr '15 2:58:54 PM by Laitome

@Piono; Yep. :P

/null

I'm disappointed, I expected something other than. "LOL YOU R DUMBBERRR" Nice attempt, though. I jest.

I was just going to leave it like this, but your criticism dosen't make any sense, actually. The Wither was frozen, do you think it could have avoided anything? It's pretty massive anyways, something that big and dumb would have trouble avoiding anything. Oh, and I stopped it from getting hit by the OP chainsaw of doom for a second time. So, maybe you should actually come up with valid points next time? Kek

edited 10th Apr '15 2:36:29 PM by OhBoyTime

@ohboytime went as far as I could go without fully crossing a line and staying somewhat civilized. Also refresh I point a few more things out before killing you.

edited 10th Apr '15 2:35:55 PM by Laitome

Project Skeleton: 39/100 ==================================================

Project Condescension: 32/100 ================================================= (Engie'd x4, Irecreeper'd x1, Tazz'd x3)

I notice the Glitch spreading around the area... This cannot be good. A Glitch is NEVER good. I should know; I created the first. I get to Bill's position and attempt to guard him again.

Pre-emptive war report:

Your targets should be obvious in the separate areas where you are. There will be no report tonight, I shall be out dancing.

I'm up in orbit. I'd like a max of two people with me. Other than that, there should be an even number of AG's divided between the fortress and the valley.

You know the targets. Use the rays where they need to be. The Mutants are less of a priority.

=18 / 75= The Puffball (+2, Lait)

I run over to Wyld's Fortress and repair some of the systems / walls. The fortress will probably help with ending the Glitch. In a way.

(t)he gli(t)(c)h in(t)ends on stalking me (t)oo. (t)his is good, a(c)(t)ually.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

I shoot the terror enderdragon with a sniper rifle.

I call my assistant.

Hey, I have a favor to ask you.

Y-yes?

Get me a space suit.

Spacesuit:

2/3 (ichigo(dedicated))

I call someone else.

Hello, I'd like to place and order for 10 bottles of nectar, 5 bottles of ultra-spicy spray, and 5 bottles of ultra-bitter spray.

Okay, your order has been placed.

Sprays:

1/8

3x+1s to the A Gs.

CHARGES:

SCRAPPED! Spare units for a later charge:10

   "You don't like that, do you, Dark One? Does it burn? I'm quite the Relic Hunter. I'd say this was an excellent find. Now... Time to continue with the shooting!"   

   Shadow    leaps into the air, Emerald Nova primed, and sprays a massive stream of enchanted bullets into the orbits (eye sockets) of all three of the Terror Wither's skulls, quickly teleporting back to the ground and raising a shield in order to avoid its retribution.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Zed.

Q&A: @tazz: Okay, thanks. @duck: Don't go too overboard. The game won't end that quickly! They're just twenty posters. @paradise: Yes. And welcome back! We've had several other veterans crop up just in time for the endgame, so hope you're able to stick around long enough to participate in the grand finale! @laitome: I do hope you realize that hacking the enderdragon's nerve system is not something you are reasonably going to accomplish without at least a greater god aiding you? Also, stop trying to start a fight with ohboy, he's already got basically everyone else gunning for him, and calling him stupid when he's got everyone against his team really doesn't do anything useful. @tabbune: You know what, since that's a 45 post charge, I can give you 6. @ichigo: See? And this is the reason why I'm going to implement a charge cap right off the bat in the mspa session. @h2o: go ahead and say what you think would be funny, I'm not going to randomly summon it just because. I've already chosen the anchors. I actually chose all of them quite some time ago.

On the subject of location, since the action has shifted the valley, until the location of the main fighting changes, anyone not listed is in the valley. I auto-moved everyone out of the middle to avoid the headache it would normally have caused.

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Jindra summons a swarm of yipping puppies, and Gcat teleports them all out into space. Pastry breakdances a swarm of nanobots into his body. When he gets up, he looks around and discovers he somehow ended up in the valley. Wyld summons an apparatus to protect himself and tabbune, who gives him three of the frostbombs. The two go deeper into the hub of the Glitch. The Elephant moves back to the far right, leaving the flame lieutenant behind to attack the wither with the life ray (As a continuous weapon, it deals its damage at the same time as debuffs and the like do). The healing lieutenant jumps up to the terror enderdragon, and smashes the dragon ender into the terror enderdragon's head, dealing 50000 damage before leaping off again. Twenty of the grunts from the fortress pile into the Elephant.

The fortress fires its massive laser, as well as the turrets, and dealing the full 100000 damage to the terror enderdragon. Apparently the dragon ender disrupts the magical self-defense mechanism of the terror enderdragon. The civilians of the massive fortress scatter in all directions, trying to get away from the fortress. The 501st is alerted, and all of them quickly rush to the Valley. The three unoccupied captains run straight to the valley, as do the SPAMMAs, followed by the Elephant with its full crew. The castle, having already taken massive damage, begins undergoing meltdowns before the crew finish evacuating. It will blow up at the end of next turn. No stopping it anymore, its gone into critical condition. The attempts to lure enemies in are completely unsuccessful, as the targeted terror blazes (40 to be exact) are too dead to respond, and all the others have orders to stay in the valley.

Solar launches himself backwards into the far right. But he undershoots the terror enderdragon by quite a bit. With how far away he was, it wasn't easy to aim. Ichigo and Carmen continues tearing through the mutant iron golems, killing another 10. Soon. Trouble's been brewing, and as much fun as stealing is... I'm worried about what might be happening right now. Saren arrives on the battlefield, and with a series of quick shots, shoots down 20 mutant ghasts.

Ohboy spreads peanut butter on Galaxia... which does nothing. The terror enderdragon breathes dark fire... which only deals 100000 damage to the shield of the fortress. The mutant blazes and mutant iron golems both charge to try and attack the elephant, dealing 15000 damage to it. The elephant kills 2 of the mutant iron golems in retaliation. Duck pulls up the forum games section of tvtropes on his computer in the real world... wait. What? What relevance does internet browsing have to do with this? The real world for your characters doesn't host DTG!

Amp fires his rounds towards Gcat, falling for the standard first-guardian trick, being shot with his own bullets via spatial redirection. engie punches the terror wither in the face. Hard. 12000 damage to the terror wither. The inhabitants of the house of life and death apologize, they do not know the whereabouts of the various gods that have left, although Remilia might be somewhere near her own house. Upon going there, Shiny finds, to his surprise, Remilia has not left, although he's not sure what the protocol for requesting help from an intermediate god is.

Herobrine pushes the ETS Supernova closer to the glitched grox battleship. And finds that somehow, the Glitch has recreated large numbers of the fighters to support the thing. Tazz successfully distracts Gcat with numerous mice and pieces of meat, and then fires a massive hamsteak cannon. This is too big for Gcat to use itself as a portal for, and successfully smashes the kitty. 1 damage. Bill Cipher, really POd by this point, uses the Tumor in a massive explosion that does a staggering 1 million damage to the terror wither.

Paradise re-enters the fray with a massive fire truck, quenching 5 mutant blazes with the high powered hose. Zbse throws several knives at Gcat, then looks down, and is only slightly surprised to find them in his stomach. Darkness attempts to control the terror wither this does not work, but the various psychic blasts down 2 more mutant ghasts. Pillow launches himself up into orbit, and then stops and stares at the ridiculous number of Glitched-out Grox fighters swarming around the battleship, which is almost spraying Glitch into the skies of the pantheon.

Fseftr flies through the wing of the terror enderdragon, dealing 8000 damage right as Laitome performs his actions. Laitome whips out his plasma rifle, firing at ohboy, who has superglued himself to his seat, and is unable to avoid the shots, and thus when laitome finally cuts him off the dragon's back, he is in no position to stop him, and goes flying off the dragon's back. Laitome begins chopping into the terror enderdragon's neck, dealing 15000 damage before he is thrown off balance by the terror enderdragon writhing in midair. He looks in dismay as his plasma rifle falls to the ground far below and shatters. Fseftr also falls off. Again.

Twin moves to guard bill, who tips is hat in recognition of the first guardian. Chaoscreeper rushes over to the fortress, but as he approaches, he sees explosions and fires spurting out of it. Yep. There's no salvaging it. Jondanger snipes the terror enderdragon for 7000 damage. Shadow unloads large amounts of round into the terror wither, dealing another 75000 damage to it. He does not have to worry about retribution, as the TIE fighters and other 501st unleash a large barrage afterwards that deals another 150000 to it. Bill Cipher blasts more eyebeams at it, and the flame lieutenant buzzes it with the life ray. The terror wither, under the ray's blast, begins to crumple, smoke, and it disintegrates, blowing away in the wind.

The godmodder doubles over in pain, taking 2 damage from the backlash of the terror wither's death. He turns to command the mutant mobs... and Gcat flashes through the mutant ghasts, Glitching all of them. Well gorilla. That was not supposed to be able to happen. I think I need to check out. Right now. He rushes to the far right, and sense the massive power, flash-steps over to ohboy, looks at him, pulls out the ancestral flesh and reverses the damage dealt to him, restoring him to full strength. Alright kid. Nice try, it appears you aren't exactly the general type. He looks up at the Glitch. I need to go take care of something. You in?

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‘’’’’The Pantheon’’’’’

The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 100%. Entity integrity: 70%. Divinity integrity: 94%. Player integrity: 91%. Physics integrity: 85%. Artifact integrity: 76%. Trope integrity: 97%

Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 300000/500000. Shield: 150000/250000 Shield reboot: 2/5. massive cannon: 0/4. [self-destructing next turn]

Grunt armor x10 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 31. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.

anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

fseftr, jondanger [AG]

chaoscreeper [N]

solarflare [AG]: devastator loadout [A]

Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 47086000/5000000: laitome [AG]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 3/5.

ohboy [PG].

The Godmodder: Hp: 13/100

Valley:

ichigo [AG]: Luminant barrier [A]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

TIE fighters x3 [AG]

501st troopers x25 [AG]

Saren [AG]: Hp: 750000/750000. Reaper airstrike: 1/5

Elephant [AG]: Hp: 85000/100000: The Warden [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 35000/50000: Dragon Ender [A]. Grunt armor x20 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Captain Armor x3 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Life Ray [A].

Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 0101. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 3/3. Prov1dence 3/3. 0bl1v10n. 3/3. M1ndbender 5/5. The Tum0r 1/8.

Gcat [%#]: Hp: 4/5. [Glitch anchor]

mutant blazes x48 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant ghasts x5 [*%^]: Hp: 5000/5000 [glitched]

mutant iron golems x22 [PG]: Hp: 9900/10000

House of Life and Death:

Remilia Scarlet

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

The Glitch’s Hub

wyld, tabbune [AG]: frostbombs x3 [A]. [Protected]

Orbit

Grox Battleship [^@]: Hp: 100000/100000 [Glitch anchor]

Grox fighters [^#]: unknown numbers remaining [Glitched]

Herobrine, pillow [AG]

ETS Supernova [evacuated]

Zbse’s sidequest: 59/101 pages found

edited 10th Apr '15 8:19:43 PM by pionoplayer

@piono eh worth a shot thanks for letting me know so I don't uselessly keep trying. I'm just trying to kill him so I can stay on the dragon uninterrupted so I can just start stabbing it.

edited 10th Apr '15 6:30:50 PM by Laitome