EAT YOUR GREENS
Wait, wait, wait, do weapons count as artifacts?
SOLAR SANITY: 97%
Assuming the Godmodder needs to be kept busy...
Hey Royce, remember that thing that we worked on that I kept cutting off discussing whenever anyone seemed to be paying attention?
That thing?
...Yes?
It’s time.
I take a deep breath, a very deep breath, and plant the Transistor in the ground in front of me.
You’re sure that you’re ready?
As ever.
I clear my throat; we clear our throats and begin a cadence, a back-and-forth speech, words in a sing-song rhythm.
Godmodder!
Listen, for I would speak.
I am new, not from here. I have seen many things since, chaos, and though I am not of this place I know their cause.
You would claim yourself the victim, and yet who among these sweeping numbers against you would not call you an aggressor? If I may quote, if I may quote, your first words here were this: “Watch out tvtropes, here I come.” These are not the words of a hero; not even a “designated villain” as you call yourself. I hear malice, Godmodder, in those words. And let’s not forget the part where you wanted to win, to rule simply because you claimed it was your right. “Not the true villain” indeed, eh?
But we know, or he knows, this path.
And I know where it leads. Listen, for I would speak.
I thought the best for the world, to change it or to stop it from changing, to rule of a sorts and where did it get me? Words like loose-leaf sheets of paper falling upwards into the sky, gravity reversed and twisted as the world writhes in its death throes. Void consuming a land once full of life and light, now full of blank and empty space because of one person’s folly.
I have wrought this, I know this path, I claim not to be a good person but better than you, who would do the same thing not for the whole of a city but for his own selfish desire to be above all others.
Listen, for we would speak.
I am the last speaking blood of an ancient metropolis, and I know this path.
I am the sole Author of a world of chaos, and I know this path. I have followed this path.
We have followed this path.
And the stones run red with blood, rivers permanently stained by a thousand armies! Friend against friend, your own alliances turn against you and the only one left standing has nothing left to stand for.
And the land falls apart, shrapnel spiraling into the infinite abyss of oblivion! Death, or worse yet merely an absence of life reigns; humanity becomes nothing.
Turn back now.
Turn back now.
Listen, for we would speak the truth.
Scout Plan: 3/100
Oh man, this took me embarrassingly long to write. But yeah. A Reason You Suck slam poem.
edited 9th Apr '15 4:10:59 AM by iamsolarflare
When everything changes nothing changes.
COME, AND SEE
I stay where I am assuming there isn't anything that's immed or likely to fall on or kill me. I don't want to be trapped again.
Slime 6/20
Bone Dust: 6/20
Seals: 0/7 (just some baby seals. Nothing to worry about.)
HE'S COMING
will my numbers carry into the next round, because I sense the endgame is coming up real fast?
edited 8th Apr '15 9:53:27 PM by TheGreatDuck
My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one
Knight of Cerebus
I pull a half-megaton strategic nuclear missile, set to airburst, from Hammerspace and launch it at the Godmodder, with the intended effect of a flashbang grenade, to confuse and blind, this being the Godmodder I'm dealing with, then in the period of time this actually stunned him for, presumably fractions of a second, warp behind him and bodyslam him with an eight-ton demimech while firing my light defense laser turrets, hoping to slow him down or burn the Ancestral Eye with searing LAZORZ.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"Well, that was short-lived." Particularly annoyed at being knocked over. (Not knocked off) And if I was knocked off; assume I quickly get back on the Ender Dragons back before doing this, telling it to get down so I can help it murder stuff . Once I am on its back, I strap myself down with a ton of super glue and duck tape. Making sure that I can still move my arms. I pull the fedora out of my leotard and then pull the radio out of that.
"Yea, Terror Wither, get out of there. Move to the valley immediately, the golems will protect you from the scary man with the chainsaw."
"Golems, rip Peroni. Defend the Wither with your lives, and your bodies."
"Mutants in the valley, attempt to move on Wyld's fortress."
I look over at the Gommodder and scream, "Thanks for letting me borrow it; it was fun while it lasted."
Not within reach of the Dragons head, I give it a mental pat on its massive head. "Ah, yes... you're so pretty... Especially when you destroyed that possible sentient, that was the best." I quickly stop drooling and shake my head. "Yea, um... Just fly over Wyld's lame fortress, and uh..., use like, a magic piercing shot to melt all of that delicious flesh through the shield, and by that, I mean the Dragon Ender."
The Dragon just huffs and takes off on its supposedly delicious duty.
A whirring object erupts from my leotard, going to places unknown. 1/???
edited 9th Apr '15 6:59:38 AM by OhBoyTime
The bound soul
25/???[herobrine] 14/14[ACTIVATED]
I Stare at carmen, and her amazing ability to ignore me. Allright, fine. I guess i really D On'T want to talk to you any ways. I whril around and am about to engage the iron golems... before one tosses me into the air. As I look at the sky I notice something high above that looks rather suspicious.
Huh. Well now... ?And then I have a semi related epiphiny !!! Oh Crap! I know where the glitch is coming from!
14/14 I throw down a series of linked teleporters in a circle in the area I'm about to land in, with the intent of warping myself and any one next to me to my downed fighter, of course the main part of this charge is the sudden suit that appears over me, filled with neat little non combat exploration gadgets and reboot software to rid itself of the glitch every 0.2 seconds, and the fact that I'm warping us to the nearest safe area to it that I can detect.
The Captian stares at the soldiers and then says All right, lets make this simple, the pantheon is about to fall apart because it has been corrupted, can't you feel it? We need back up, air support, heavy artillery, tanks. Do you get me? I'm talking in the terms of the whole army, and maybe support from ODST squads, and maybe even command over you, we know what's causing this and how to stop it... probably. But only the gods and their armies can help us now...
The warden drives the vehicle forward... and an insane amount of fire power starts erupting from it, with each grunt casting banish on enemy targets to maximize the damage put out by the elephant, with particular focus on units that could do physical attacks only, while the healing lieutenant walks out flanked by two captains and their squads under the lieutenant's command. The two move in front of him with the grunts in front of them in turn, boldly taking the hits, each trying to get the healer to the ender dragon so he could cut him up like a mad doctor. This resulted in the two captains THROWING the lieutenant at high speeds at the enderdragon, who was predictable slammed into and stabbed.
The spamma's fire on the approaching golems as well. The flame striker unleashes a blast at the approaching golems via flame strike.... and the two captains in the fort quickly join him, and do the same.
With this insane amount of hurt being put on the poor ground units, the warden laughed a crazed scary laugh. but who will protect you from us?!
three plus ones
edited 9th Apr '15 8:04:01 PM by Wyld
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...
The storm has arrived.
Ok, here goes something. A glitch (according to the other wiki) is a short lived break in the code of a program. I don't know how it continues to stick around, but I assume that it is constantly breaking and fixing itself in an stupidly fast circle. The heart of the glitch would be the area with the most activity. But, we're looking for the anchors, the parts that hold the glitch together. And as these 'anchors' have a simple purpose, their code has to stay relatively the same, otherwise the glitch would be everywhere. They are the most purposeful things in a phenomenon that is based around chaos and uncertainty.
With this logic, I retrieve a laptop and relevant coding programs. I scan through the code to find the areas that are still changing chaotically (signifying their connection to the glitch) but less so than the rest of the glitch (showing their purpose).
Hopefully this will help pin point the anchors better.
12/29 Revenge of the Snowbirds
6/45 Ultra buffs.
edited 9th Apr '15 4:00:21 AM by Mathleticism
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
"Oh CRAP. One from orbit, which happens to be exactly where Purple, along with the ETS Supernova, is. As a code based entity, he'd be way more susceptible to the Glitch..."
"Purple, take the ETS Supernova and evacuate it before anything bad happens, then find somewhere safe to take refuge. I'd recommend the House of Technology if possible, failing that, one of the combat based houses in the event that you fall prey to the Glitch. Make sure you bring some weaponry with you just in case you need to help fight off invaders. Careful not to bring too much, though, otherwise the OP scale'll draw the Godmodder, or worse, the Glitch, right to you."
Okay then. Initiating evacuation procedures...
Far above the battlefield, a starship slightly bigger than the average moon opens up many doorways, and a flood of smaller craft stream out, carrying innumerable Engietech personnel away from danger. Most of them are civilian-class people, not suited to war, unfit for the battlefield. Those who are qualified soldiers currently have their hands full with the evacuation procedures. On the bridge, staring down at the battlefield below, Purple's energy/code skin crawls.
I have a horrible feeling about this. And it looks like it can only get worse.
Meanwhile, under ground, the pieces of the drone, buried in the walls themselves, suddenly fly out, summoned to me again. I crush myself back into a golf ball sized sphere, reconstruct the drone, and perform another scan, then head towards the portal of the Terror Enderdragon's origin.
"Might be something here, might not be something here. Only one way to find out. Scanning isn't always reliable.
On the battlefield, the Springtrap there suddenly glitches out, turns into Shadow!Bonnie, and falls into the floor. Poor thing got nope'd out.
- 2 to Fseftr
- 1 to Twinbuilder
Alptraum Panzer: 61/1000 (+1)
A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 42/66 (+2)
edited 9th Apr '15 5:32:59 AM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
NP
@herobrine Understood. The fourth anchor may be Bill as he is teleporting around fighting. Although Bill is helping us now (even though he is going to target us again when the glitch is dead) I can't discount the possibility. Otherwise it may be something on me since I am on of the few who move by teleporting. Also you may have just given piono and idea by saying rayquaza is the 5th anchor although I wouldn't say he is because we don't have the firepower to kill him and if we did it would take a long time.
@iamsolarflare Only charged weapons count as artifacts. In your case it is your devastator loadout.
edited 9th Apr '15 5:52:47 AM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich
I, again, start throwing random things i find on the ground in random directions over the death of the useless kunchus
Zorg charge:14
Arzor charge:14
The less you think about it, the more it works.
Keeping cool
Null post:
I'm not familiar with Soul Eater, either. Herobrine, if I send Ichigo over to the main battlefield, you or someone else who has read it will need to take over Ichigo's actions.
As far as the gods I am planning on recruiting go, I will continue going for the three shonen gods mentioned by Herobrine, as well as a couple others of my own choosing. I am planning on getting Sora, from Kingdom Hearts, who is in the House of Nature, and Mr. Game and Watch, from the House of Gaming. Both of these guys also have a lot of friends they can call in if we need it.
Lastly, I plan on making a stop by the House of Chaos to find someone who is familiar with reality distortions such as the glitch, but I don't have anyone in particular in mind.
SoundCloud
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
We need Greater Gods.
I am the once and future king.
45/45 (Me, on hold.), 16/? (Me, Wyld), 2/? (Laitome, Wyld)
@Herobrine:I'm a dude. Just someone who's too lazy to find another avatar and likes a certain idol.
Woah... That dagger... And also, I've been having voices in my head for a while. Oh well, I'll just regroup with Wyld. I follow Wyld while trying to find zbse's pages.
3+1s to anyone not giving dedicated charges.
Strategy:Which Glitch integrity bar is the most important for us now? I'm planning to put a bar on hold temporarily with my charge.
edited 9th Apr '15 6:48:16 AM by Tabbune
"Whoa, what happened there? Guess my connection glitched or something. Anyway, here we go. Draw!" Huh. I don't remember having Rocket Pilder in this deck. Well, let's see if it works. "First off, I'll banish one of my Mechanicalchasers and Utopia Ray from my Graveyard to Special Summon Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning. And next, I'll equip it with Rocket Pilder. And now, my Envoy. Attack the Godmodder!" (Standard action.) Flavor note for my own reference — after this move, I have no cards in my hand.
The countdown continues, and another charge advances it an extra step, showing up as yet another copy of Pyro Clock of Destiny. Cute, but was that really necessary? (Final Countdown: 9/20.) Claiming one charge from Tabbune ![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
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The Satellite Cannons charge, and another charge powers them up again. (Satellite Cannons: 7/???.) Claiming another charge from Tabbune .
Three charges, available to anyone on Team AG.
@pionoplayer Now that I have a good understanding of how rounds work, I have a few questions. If the answer is in the OP, please direct me to the appropriate text.
1) Is the objective no longer to kill the godmodder? I noticed that most of the posters were attacking everything and anything that isn't the GM.
2) How open of a sandbox is this? Can I summon anything as long as it is manageable to coordinate?
3) Are the rounds independent from each other? For example, I fell off the manta ray, which I didn't plan to keep anyway, Do I suffer from any status effects from the fall, or do I start in perfect condition unless noted?
If the update is posted before the questions are answered, I offer the godmodder a sandwich as a piece offering. The sandwich in question is poisonous. Any indication of poison of the sandwich is impossible to find. Whether he eats it or not, I still leave the leave the castle as soon as he removes it from my inventory.
Something something smithy
I stare off into the distance and fire a few plain fireballs at the Godmodder.
3/5
3/6
edited 9th Apr '15 8:24:41 AM by zbse
Something something Arena.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
@zbse - Ya can put some more "Oomph" into it, if you want. It's ok to throw an eighteen wheeler at him.
edited 9th Apr '15 8:40:07 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
Action time! NOW edited
Recovering from my fall, I inject myself with more morphine to keep the pain off my mind.
After the morphine kicks in, I teleport back onto the terror enderdragon'a back and anchor myself by thrusting Galaxia into the terror enderdragon's back, in between its vertebrae. I activate my armor's grip feature, making it so that even if I wanted to let go of galaxia, I couldn't. Spikes also sprout out of my armor's legs into the dragon's flesh further anchoring me to the dragon.
edited 9th Apr '15 1:36:16 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Oh boy, what a predicament.
I'm sorry.
Super glue is more powerfull than you think...
I'm still sorry.
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
The Mafia:11/50
TAAANK!:8/30
I add a soul bond to the Chainaxe, making it harder to steal from me.
3 +1s.
Welcome to my special hell.
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
The Elements Ten: 50/225, Umbrella?: 16/30 2 to Cobalt, +1 to Twin.
@herobrine You've accepted the deal? I'm going to act like you accepted. If you haven't yet, shake the holo-hand, the fires are harmless in this case.
@Iakwbos Welcome to DTG TV Tropes. Being a veteran of DTG in general (though not nearly as old as some of these other guys in terms of experience), I can offer some answers: Oftentimes the Godmodder summons entities and we summon our own to aid our offenses, defenses, or whatever else needs aiding. The initial reason why is, if left unchecked the Godmodder's entities will be able to stop our attempts at attack, but with entites on the field the Godmodder and his forces are more likely to target them instead of us and thus keep our attacks against the Godmodder himself constant. Adding onto this, the Godmodder's boss Entities are directly tapped to his life at times, and damaging them damages him by proxy, and considering how unlikely it is to damage the Godmodder in general, this is a blessing-especially now, during the Endgame, where only these or Crowning Moments of Awesome could ever hope to damage the Godmodder. I think. Sometimes I really don't get the Entity War.
Bill looks at Chaoscreeper, interested in the offer. "...1 TELL Y0U WHAT, ACTUALLY. Y0U WANT Y0UR PREC10US PLAN, 1 CAN G1VE 1T T0 Y0U, EASY, ALL 0F 1T EVEN! BUT BEF0RE 1 EVEN C0NS1DER 1T, Y0U AND THE 0THERS NEED T0 GET R1D 0F THESE GL1TCH ANCH0RS! 1 CAN'T F0LL0W THR0UGH W1TH0UT MY 0MN1SC1ENCE, AND TH1S GL1TCH 1S 1NTERFER1NG!"
I get on the radio. "OK, so, first things first, we've gotta sort out who's doing what...One anchor is teleporting, three are at the heart of the glitch, and one is in orbit. We don't know what these Anchors are other than that. Ray is either the orbiting Glitch Anchor, or the Anchor is up there and peeving Ray off big-time...I do NOT want a fight with Ray, I do NOT want a fight involving Ray, I'm not going in orbit, that is the last thing I am doing. I'm fairly well-equipped to gauge where the teleporting Anchor is, though...Be prepared, Richard's likely made these anchors tough as Gorilla."
I pull out my lovely array of space-destroying swords and use them as a sort of sensor where space is being horribly rent, and a sensor of rapid teleportation at the same time, making whatever the teleporting anchor is be far more obvious and allowing me to predict it's movements. If it comes within range of me, I attempt to slice it with one of them. Hopefully. If any entity is idiotic enough to approach me or Bill with harmful intent at this moment, I prove I am not completely unaware of my surroundings and slice straight through them.
Bill scans the area for the general direction of the Glitch Hub and also aids me in finding the Teleporting Anchor, so as to help his Omniscience return, and will expend his full action helping me. If he cannot do so, he decides to take a parting shot at the Terror Enderdragon...Via THE TUM0R. He quickly flies up to the Terror Enderdragon's head, topper in hand, facing down Oh Boy and the monstrosity. "HEYA, R1DER! 1'VE G0T A PRESENT F0R Y0U! HERE Y0U G0!" Bill says, taking out a small black-and-white sphere from his Topper like a Magician and his obligatory Rabbit trick, and putting it right next to Oh Boy. Bill Cipher flies down before the innocuous black-and-white sphere turns into a massive red-and-blue explosion of tumor-powered death, then warping back into an orchid sphere of the same size that proceeds to explode even harder. "HAHAHA, THAT NEVER GETS 0LD!"
edited 9th Apr '15 9:54:19 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz
ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
With a tear in my eye, I fondly remember the evility armor and the time it took to get him.
Goodbye, my friend..
Stripped of my artifacts, left arm broken, and a missing eye, I kneel down and tap my fist against the ground.
Pillow Cool Star. Follow me.
With Matrix-like physics, I shoot up towards the sky, dodging the glitch-ed sky.
I head into orbit. (See: 2:20)
500 thingy : 116/500 2+ h2o, 2+ dj, 1+ tabbune, 1+ wyld
All three dedicateds to Wyld. Two now, and one for the next round.
I am the once and future king.
Keeping cool
Herobrine, Sora is a Greater God. Also, Mr. Game and Watch is an overdeity. And they both have a lot of friends.
So, apparently there is no "House of Chaos". I'll just find Discord and see if he or anyone he knows is up for the task.
Spare Charges: 9
Physics Stabilizer: 13
I continue onward to find Ichigo. When I meet him, I explain how we need his help. The Godmodder is on "aizen-level crazy". I tell him to make his way to the battlefield, and find one of the fighters who knows of him. Maybe Herobrine; he was the one who sent me to find you.
3 +1s
edited 9th Apr '15 10:00:20 AM by ShinyCottonCandy
SoundCloud
"Heh, your plan worked like a charm, Carmen. That stupid Wither didn't know what hit him. Say, if you're thinking about stealing the Eye from the godmodder before you leave, I'd like to help you with that plan. Wouldn't want a repeat of what happened on that airship, would we? Though for now, I say we mop up the rest of the Golems here here. Also, I'd like you to have Skarra's sword as a reward for all your help. It may not look like much, but I'm sure it'll look good with the rest of your loot."
I give Skarra's sword to Carmen, then activate my lightsaber and go Back-to-Back Badasses with her as we perform tag team attacks on the Iron Golems.
Falcon Punch: 17/25 (h2o)
Saren: 299/300 (Shiny)note
One for Jon, one for Tabbune, and one for Herobrine.
edited 9th Apr '15 12:54:40 PM by IchigoMontoya
"Ah, Richard, it is not a pleasure to see you again. Anyways..."
I jetpack up through one of the enderdragon's wings, and land on her back.
??? : 90/??? engie, x2
???: 81/??? engie, x2
2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s
edited 9th Apr '15 1:00:46 PM by fseftr
THE WAR REPORT
Diagnostic:
ATTENTION: ALTERING OUR PLAN OF ATTACK
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE MIDDLE. WE ARE MOVING OUT TO THE GLITCHED HUB. POUR ON THE JUICE, AND GET OVER THERE.
Wyld, I want you to lead duck, Tabbune, iakwbos and Math into the glitched hub. SUBJECT TO CHANGE. Mark your actions like this for now.
Pillow, Coolstar. Come with me. We're headed into Orbit.
Engie: I don't think there's anything else valuable in the rubble. Just to be safe though, I want you to go into the place where the Dragon sprung out of. The godmodder had Oh boy repair the portal. I want to know if there's anything there.
Shiny: Continue into the house and ask if you can see Ichigo Kurosaki, substitute Soul Reaper and Greater God. They should have noticed the Glitch spreading into the Pantheon by now. Tell them you come from a resistance fighting a fight against the Godmodder, and that you need the help of the Pantheon to win.
Jindra: I'm not entirely sure what you're doing. Can you clarify?
GLITCH ANALYSIS
"But there does seem to be a few sources. One of them keeps moving around quickly, almost as if its teleporting rapidly. Three more are coming from the central hub of the Glitching, making it impossible to pin them down... but the last one seems to be coming from... orbit?"
Collaborate and figure out what these could be.
TARGETS:
TERROR WITHER MUST BE PURIFIED
BILL MUST BE KEPT AWAY FROM WYLD'S FORTRESS
THE ENDERDRAGON IS A PROBLEM.
THIS GLITCH MUST GO!
ORGANIZE YOURSELVES AND DELEGATE RESOURCES AGAINST THE GLITCH HUB!
[end of War report]
Gorilla just got real-er..
edited 8th Apr '15 9:05:09 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.