Null Post: One of the anchors must be the fighter that I was at earlier. I'll try and take care of that one after I recruit these gods, but I'll need help.
SoundCloudSOLAR SANITY: 98%
As the Combo-Hame-Ha appears, I offer the power of the Transistor to it - seventeen devastating Functions, two of each, with three different possible effects.
But I'm... beginning to get sick of this. The godmodder, and Bill, are beginning to piss me off...
Scout Plan: 2/100
Countdown: 17, but considering this is a glitch something tells me these guys will be useless, or alternately very orderly... I'm just gonna get rid of this, it's clutter
...Why aren't they here yet?
Huh. I guess I only got the Transistor. Neat.
Here goes everything. Also, you'll notice I added a sanity meter. That's...probably not a good sign.
3x +1s to any AG.
edited 8th Apr '15 4:22:54 AM by iamsolarflare
When everything changes nothing changes.i summon a bunch of Kunchus for no point but to look adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntuBwD29c_I
Zorg charge:13
Arzor charge:13
edited 8th Apr '15 5:16:39 AM by coolestardude
The less you think about it, the more it works.Spare Charges: 8 (Solarflare)
Physics Stabilizer: 12/30 (Solarflare)
As I arrive at the House of Life and Death, I hunt down Ichigo. When I find him, I explain that we need his help back at the battlefield. The Godmodder is on 'Aizen-level-crazy.' I tell him.
I then explain that I need to get to the House of Friendship to search for more assistance. I believe you know Naruto and Luffy. They would also be valuable allies.
While I'm here, I also search for one of Zbse's pages.
3 +1s
edited 8th Apr '15 5:56:57 AM by ShinyCottonCandy
SoundCloudWhoa, looks like I've got lots of distressed players! I'm gonna answer some questions right now, so as to assuage some worries and clarify some misunderstandings.
@jindra: okay, Bill was a bit out of the blue, I'll admit. I needed something with which to create large amounts of chaos, and serve as an extra boss, and Bill Cipher was handy. He will be gone before long though. The reason why I'm going to heavy on you guys is because I apparently over-estimated your combined powers of retention. Anyone remember wyld's strange artifacts? The puppet stringer brought Calamity down, hard. Well, the three bosses on the field all have a corresponding artifact, as should have been obvious, especially with Bill's. Ichigo practically smashed it into Bill's face! Two of these three bosses should be going down quickly. You guys turned this into a Charlie Foxtrot yourselves, don't pin it on me.
@laitome: Correct, and you'll make it. Trust me. The integrities will not be dropping too quickly, as I don't want to limit you guys beyond a bit of battlefield screwiness, and the Glitch has removed any chance of avoiding pantheonic attention the godmodder might have still had.
@duck: d'oh! I actually know that. Now I feel stupid. And yeah, you're allowed to modify charge length. If you're summoning an entity, that would be an entity summon.
@herobrine: No, not the terror wither. I meant the terror enderdragon when I said it was being protected, and it was just for that round. That shield is not extending to now.
@ichigo: Carmen was talking about the terror wither, sorry if that wasn't clear.
@tazz: its actually Alpha that's causing problems here. Not sure where I caused confusion on that part, but since confusion like that is usually me being long-winded and misspeaking, I'm gonna assume I made a stupid.
@engie: would you mind giving me some explanation for Springtrap? The Springtrap of the pantheon has no experiences with you, and would have no reason to target you at all.
I think that's all that needs to be answered/asked for now.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?So the terror dragon is actually open to attack....
Ok... sorry bout that....
Also, Tazz, it would be great if you could help us get rid of the glitch.
IMPORTANT EDIT: ZBSE! I want you to look at your book very closely. It sparked last round. I want to know why.
edited 8th Apr '15 7:21:37 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.@Piono: Ah, okay. Just went back and edited my post so that I'm now distracting the wither for Carmen and not the enderdragon.
edited 8th Apr '15 7:23:29 AM by IchigoMontoya
The Mafia:10/50
TAAANK!:7/30: Changed due to Batter-Senpai dying.
I add as many elements as I can to Herobrine's combo with my Chainaxe.
also holy gorillaing gorilla. That's the most overpowered thing I've ever seen. I knew it was OP, but I thought it was only OP due to its versitality. Wooowww. I'll make sure to never do any weapon making like that ever again.
3 +1s.
edited 8th Apr '15 8:09:28 AM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.Goodbye, Iron Golems. You will be missed.
edited 8th Apr '15 8:09:08 AM by OhBoyTime
@Piono Well, they both are Omega (Plus) Godmodders either way, and Alpha is the LOWEST rank, so calling him Alpha would be confusing to the more aware (and he knows this), so it would be Blue Omega or Gold Omega to Bill-just like Split is Green Sunglasses (Tazz got it wrong-Bill got the point) and Build is Red Sunglasses. But that's just me rambling on a mostly pointless point.
ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!It is I, IAKWBOS THE GREAT, making a late entry onto the battlefield flying on a GIANT MANTA RAY! I, hopefully, puncture the godmodder with the vorpal sword, the sharpest sword in fiction. It makes an enticing snicker snacker.
23/???[herobrine] 13/???[herobrine]
ichigo, go chase down bill with your shield. And carmen, Think you can steal the number one off the glitch's integrity for an insta kill? If not don't worry about it, no further action will be necessary.
I add my power into the combo attack via LARGE OVER SIZED MAGIC CANNON.
The fort summons an elephant... whish is quickly boarded by the warden, two fully okay captains plus their squads, and the liuetenits. The warden immediately teleports the monstrosity outside the fort, guns blazing at any enemy that approaches, with the grunts casting banishment spells on anything that tries to attack them, turning them VERY vulnerable to the magiteck turrets that the elephant sports. The two lieutenits ready their artifacts, with both preparing to eliminate their respective targets. the dragon ender is going to end a dragon today, and the life ray will clear away the withering darkness.
A non burning cpatians runs out to brief and greet the 501st troopers, explaining tha the very integrity of the pantheon is at stake, and that if they do not clear away these monsters and find the anchors binding the corruption to this plain of existence, all will be lost. they are suggested to run back and report with more reinforcements, and scour the pantheon for possible anchors. inf act just break everything you find, or run a code based debugging program on it.
three plus ones
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...@Strategy: This is a great combo charge people! We have FIVE people doing a combination attack, coupled with the Evility dagger.
This should work. Ya'll can punch me later if it doesn't.
I am the once and future king.Put simply, the Springtrap that came a little too close to me was brought into existence by accident. The Glitch shouldn't be possible, but because it's there, reality... kinda broke. Once the glitch is gone, alt!Springtrap will find his own way home.
edited 8th Apr '15 12:46:26 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.I jetpack up on to the Terror Enderdragon's back, and am about to curse Ohboy with my wand when a Honeywisp appears, which I shoot a killing curse instead, making it drop it's egg on Ohboy's head.
Missiles:
39/40 (ichigo(dedicated))
Laser:
38/40
3x+1s to the A Gs.
"This is getting interesting..."
I have the Avenger fire on the mutant blazes. I then fly up to the Enderdragon's back.
??? : 87/??? engie, ,
x3
???: 78/??? engie, ,
x3
2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s
Assuming I really am supposed to attack the Terror Enderdragon, I produce a futuristic MANPAD launch system and fire missile after missile up at the Terror Enderdragon, each one homing, each one moving at four times the speed of sound, and each one armed with a 1/3 kiloton micronuclear device.
Demimech chargification 10/10!
I don't really know what I intend to do with this, but hey. Consider it an asset I possess.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870NP:
GAH... It's REALLY hard to get back into the fold. Could someone explain exactly what's going on here, and give some orders? Oh, and the Glitch is here? I don't know about anything about that, but it sounds AWFUL!
Q&A: @darkness: Okay, I need to call out a flat-out OP scale on this one, you can't just summon a whole race of final-boss strength entities as a one-post flat attack. You've also been trying to stretch your psychic powers a bit too far. Just a warning. @shiny: Okay, I might have to do a bit of GM nopengineering... as I haven't actually read Soul Eater, and I'd rather not throw gods into play that I don't know how they'd act in a given situation. If you decide to list some gods you have in mind, I'll tell you which ones I have enough of an idea to be able to bring to the battlefield. @h2o: Nope, the godmodder gave it a huge buff when he took it from wyld. As you may have noticed, wyld got it back. @tazz: Oh, okay. That makes sense. @iakwbos: Welcome, it seems like you read more of the OP than most people do, so congratulations on that! @engie: Uh... sorry, but since you didn't ask me beforehand and just tried to throw springtrap in without any forewarning of any kind, I'm sort of going to have to nope it for now. If you want to have springtrap inexplicably show up at a later point in time, feel free to PM me to work out the details. I figure that after Bill, I should let people start pulling out crap as they want just so long as they work it out with me first. @sacred: glitch showed up, herobrine will probably do a way better job of summarizing the situation than me. @jindra: on looking back, I realized that you contacted a god who I had never even heard of. @laitome: I'm going to have to change the way the failsafe works. You can put stuff in with a full action, and everything that's in it will have to be released at once, in a process that will break the failsafe. Warning, you'll have to carry the failsafe around with you, or someone might just decide to steal it, as the failsafe itself will be considered an artifact (albeit one that won't Glitch until artifact integrity hits 0%)
So, on people who are looking to summon gods I can't handle myself, can I trust you to stay in character if I let you bring them into the conflict? I will still (as is required) reserve the right to force them into certain actions if I notice you abusing that control though, so please be honest, it'll be much more fun for everyone involved. But if you know the character well enough that you think you can roleplay as them, feel free to suggest them. If you don't, but you still want to bring them in, ask if its okay, and we'll see if someone can run the god. Don't spam too many though! I want to avoid flooding my update page again.
Also, I'm sorry to everyone who's been missing updates or been unable to edit their posts. Would it perhaps work if I made the main portion of the Q&A separate since I seem to do that before the main portion of the update anyways, and let people who come late get in their posts as long as they do it before the actual update gets posted?
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Jindra tries a generic attack on the terror wither, but is blocked by a mutant iron golem, which he kills. Laitomes investigators are rather skittish about the whole thing, and decide that actually, considering the current situation, its probably best to just cut their losses and leave. Ohboy sends the orders to the mobs, buffs the enderdragon's attack, then sits back with a cup of green tea. And then laitome appears on the terror enderdragon's back. Ohboy jumps to his feet, but Laitome unleashes a mach tornado, dealing 10000 damage to the terror enderdragon, and as it swerves around trying to get at the thing on its back, ohboy is knocked over, and laitome's sword beam blows the ancestral eye out of his hand.
Zbse looks at his book. He scrutinizes it very carefully, but it looks like there isn't anything new about it... The godmodder neatly sidesteps the paradox bolt. We're technically on pantheon ground right now, and I don't think I'll stay here on the battlefield. Not much to steal. Ichigo's bolt, combined with ohboy's rather poorly worded instructions, combined with the terror wither's low intelligence, distracts the wither, as it tries to use ichigo's bolt to unfreeze itself. Carmen dashes forward as something else is unleashed... Herobrine unleashes a blast of energy, and a large pulse of psi-energy is added to it by darkness, wyld's massive laser cannon, and all the power of the transistor from solar. This massive beam of energy tears through roughly 15 mutant iron golems, and deals 25000 damage to the terror wither, as the iron golems really can't block massive lasers. The terror wither does become unfrozen though, but then something else happens. Tabbune slams the evility dagger into the base of the terror wither's spine. The godmodder laughs, Fools. Contractual boss immunity, something like that would never- His words are cut short as Carmen leans against a tower, twirling what could be best be described as the physical embodiment of the contractual boss immunity of the terror wither on her finger. The terror wither is stunned, and takes 1000000 damage from the evility dagger, and the mutant iron golems are stunned into inaction yet again.
The avenger mech flies up to meet the terror enderdragon, but after dealing only 35000 damage, it slammed back into the ground below, taking 150000 damage as the terror enderdragon whips around in the air, and smashes its wings into the avenger mech, also throwing off laitome and all the other AGs who tried to climb on its back. As the avenger mech tries to climb to its feet, the powerful acid sprayed on it, just forced deeper into it, reaches the core AI, and the avenger mech stumbles on a poorly supported bog, and topples over, defeated.
Tazz and Bill, deciding that really, now is not the best time to create extra chaos, turn on the mutant mobs. Tazz unleashes a blast of water cards, taking down 7 mutant blazes. Bill rushes in amongst the mutant ghasts with Pr0v1dence, causing 20 of them to drop from the sky, comatose, and the other to spend the next 3 rounds trying to recuperate. Duck decides to head somewhere safe. Once he looks at the sky though, it becomes apparent that 'safe' is a very relative term right now.
engie pulls out a scanner. The glitch energy messes with absolutely everything. But there does seem to be a few sources. One of them keeps moving around quickly, almost as if its teleporting rapidly. Three more are coming from the central hub of the Glitching, making it impossible to pin them down... but the last one seems to be coming from... orbit? Almost directly above the battlefield. Coolstar summons a small pack of kunchus. They are immediately murderified by the various things that don't find them cute.
Shiny lands at the house of life and death, and finds a page upon climbing out. For reasons explained in the Q&A above, he doesn't go in quite yet. h2o attempts to jump into the combo-hame-ha, but everyone realizes that he hadn't gotten to join in, then turn around. As it turns out, the mutant iron golems are partly robotic, and h2o has carved a swatch of destruction through 50 of the buggers. Iawkbos appears on his giant manta ray. The godmodder turns as the manta ray is incoming, and shoots it down with the cannon attachment. Then he stiffens. Oh come on, he seriously got jumped that quickly. The godmodder jumps to the valley, and catches the ancestral eye right before it hits the ground.
The fortress summons an Elephant. which most of the remaining armors load up into. Nothing attacks this round though. The last uninjured captain goes out to talk to the 501st, but the guys just get confused, even moreso than they were before. Amp fires a large number of rockets up at the terror enderdragon, but for some reason only deals 5000 damage. The 6 burn1ng captain armors, without a healer to heal them, all burn to death in orchid flames. Another squad is summoned. The mutant blazes all open fire upon Bill, but predictably, miss him completely. The terror wither, still afflicted by the various damage-inducing debuffs, only has a net gain of 50000 health from its regen.
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Battlefield
The Glitch [%@]: Glitch integrity: 100%. Entity integrity: 90%. Divinity integrity: 98%. Player integrity: 97%. Physics integrity: 95%. Artifact integrity: 92%. Trope integrity: 99%
Far Right:
501st troopers x10 [AG]
Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 3/4.
Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]
Grunt armor x24 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]
Elephant [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000: The Warden [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Life Ray [A]. Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Dragon Ender [A]. Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x8: Hp: 5000/5000
Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 25. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.
SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000
anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Valley: [swamped]
fseftr, ofthesword, jondanger, amp, djkates [AG]
laitome [AG]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 1/2. mach tornado 1/5. Plasma Sniper [A]
chaoscreeper, cobalt, twin, tazz [N]
Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 0101. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 2/3. Prov1dence 1/3. 0bl1v10n. 3/3. M1ndbender 3/5. The Tum0r 8/8.
mutant blazes x118 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000
mutant ghasts x27 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [stunned: 2 rounds]
Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 4935000/5000000: ohboy [PG].
The Godmodder: Hp: 16/100
Middle:
Terror Wither [PG]: Hp: 1585900/3000000 [electrocuted, burning, melting: 4 rounds]
mutant iron golems x55 [PG]: Hp: 9900/10000
Carmen Sandiego [AG]
ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s sword [A] Luminant barrier [A]
Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]
zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]
solarflare [AG]: devastator loadout [A]
h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]
coolstar, pillow, math, herobrine, jindra, pastry, darkness, wyld, duck, tabbune, iakwbos [AG]
Godmodder’s Castle: Nether Chamber
engie [AG]
House of Life and Death:
shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]
Zbse’s sidequest: 58/101 pages found
edited 8th Apr '15 8:01:43 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?I missed the update ugh
124/? 14/?
I decide that taking out the glitch is top priority. I pull out my BOI item ,how to jump,and leap across the battlefield to the glitch area. Once there I try to figure out what could damage the trope integrity. It wouldn't be an enemy since we have an entity already. Whatever it is, I shoot up at the sky with a laser pointer. Maybe I'll blind mystery core in orbit.
3+1
3+1
Nah it's perfectly fine with the update issue. I don't mind if I miss one or two rounds.
edited 9th Apr '15 5:35:09 AM by pillowmantis
Why is a yam attacking me?Alice (320/450 fseftr, jon, wyld, h2o shiny, solar, darkness, tabbune, laitome) note
Nekomata(37/75 h2o, shiny, solar, darkness) note
I'll take off towards the House of Villains. Hopefully what I'm looking for is still there.
1x +1 to darkness, 2x to anyone AG.
edited 8th Apr '15 8:09:16 PM by JindraAG
@piono I plan to take some unsafe actions so that version of the failsafe won't work, if it can get stolen, back to glyph armor it goes. Actually now that I think of it, what happens when an artifact is glitched?
Will wait for war report was kinda hoping to get the eye for myself but now I have several potential targets and no idea what to go after. My highly paid investigators are a bunch of cowards
Glyph armor 56/100 ( me, jindrax2, wyldx2, shiny, darkness, jonx2, solarflare, h2o , Chaos Creeperx 2)
Laittlecrusier 211/400 (me)
2+1's to CC
1+1 to any AG
edited 8th Apr '15 8:51:01 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.=15 / 75= The Puffball (+6 total, Lait)
aaaaand I went AFK. Oh well.
I begin to move towards Bill Cipher. I then begin talking with him.
hello bill. care (t)o make a deal? i need (t)o lo(c)a(t)e (t)hese.
I pull out a piece of paper, with a rough sketch of some huge ship.
(t)his is (t)he nigh(t)mare. i have fun (t)o spread elsewhere. why i need i(t) isn'(t) your buisness, bu(t) (t)rus(t) me; o(t)her me would love i(t).
as wi(t)h every superweapon, (t)he plans were sealed away, divided in(t)o (t)wo pieces. one of (t)hem is in (t)he failing land known as lo(c)aa, behind several layers of fragile se(c)urity.
as for (t)he o(t)her, i(t) was sealed away somewhere. bill, you know many (t)hings. help me, and i'll make i(t) worth while.
I then pull out a Medi-Gun.
i'll heal you and serve you in payment for (t)he lo(c)a(t)ion of (t)he se(c)ond pie(c)e of (t)he plans. deal?
If Bill accepts this, I heal him with the Medi-Gun. If not, I then harness some of the glitches energy and shoot giant spires of 0's and 1's towards the Terror Enderdragon.
+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin
edited 9th Apr '15 4:32:30 PM by Chaoscreeper
74 68 65 72 65 63 61 6e 6f 6e 6c 79 62 65 6f 6e 65@CC "Welcome back. Bill has decided to help the AG's until the glitch is gone. I really need +1's from you and you have a total of 6+1's from me during the turns you were afk and this turn."
edited 8th Apr '15 8:49:01 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
As Herobrine is starting his combo attack, I concentrate and infuse my energy (in particular PSI energy) into it, to make it stronger.
I then notice the glitch. "Well. That cannot be good" I decide to ask for help from other entities. As such, I contact (with telepathy because I got PSI powers, so I can have telepathy too) the Giegue race You know the final boss of MOTHER 1? His whole race:
-"Ehy, can I ask for some help? We are fighting for the sake of this universe, and we are in a need for aid."
-We see. We will do what we can. We still owe you one.
(The) Giegues' attack was inexplicable!
An enormously powerful psychic wave is now travelling towards the area, and it will hit almost everything PG, with a preference for the Terror Wither. As an addes buff, PSI Lifeup Ω is cast on every AG.
edited 7th Apr '15 11:47:36 PM by DarknessAwaits