Destroy The Godmodder

The war reports would be fine... If you weren't trying to hurt my friend... I kid, obviously.

I stare menacingly at the terror wither.

Zorg charge:11

Arzor charge:11

The less you think about it, the more it works.

Spare Charges: 5

Physics Stabilizer: 9/30

Thank you, Lord Vader. You should get your TIE Fighter ready; the Godmodder is a long way away by foot. I don't suppose you have a spare that I could use? I need to make a few more stops after this. Hopefully I can use this to track down the three guys you mentioned, Herobrine.

I look at the glitch, and take out an electromagnetism scanner. Using it, I try and measure the wavelength and frequency of the energy emitted from the glitch. (Though I would not be surpised if the scanner blows up from trying to measure it.)

3 +1s

edited 6th Apr '15 6:01:37 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

@Shiny: Ichigo is in the House of Life and Death. Naruto is a Greater God in the House of Friendship, and Luffy is an intermediate god in the same house as Naruto. Find Ichigo, and he can get you to the House of Friendship, extremely fast. Find all three, and send them our way.

(Although this may be a bad idea, see if you can get the GUAE Trollkaiger to send one of their members over to troll the Godmodder. Simply tell them that there is no way in gorilla hell that any of them can troll the Godmodder. Turn it into a double dare if you have to.)

edited 6th Apr '15 11:05:22 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Just gonna move this up to the top of the page for convenience...

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Project Skeleton: 38/100 ==================================================

Project Condescension: 23/100 ================================================== (Cobalt'd x7, Tazz'd x3, Engie'd x7, Ire'd x5)

• 2 to Tazz, +1 to Cobalt.

Holy hell I have not posted on this in a while. I'm going to try and make a drawing to go with Tazz's posing as a team a few posts back, but I'm not sure when it'll be finished.

None of you are getting CLOSE to Bill. Not on my watch. Heh. If I'm not in the Far Right already, I move there and guard Bill, trying to block any attacks sent at him. If Bill is not in the Far Right for whatever reason, I move to where he is and guard. He can't die yet!

edited 6th Apr '15 6:16:35 PM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

Candidates for next GM: Herobrine. Jindra. Wyld. Place your votes everyone, I will tally up the count tomorrow, and will discuss the new position of the future GM with said future GM.

Q&A: @herobrine: It'll be the godmodder. It wouldn't be Destroy the Godmodder if it wasn't. @jindra: The amount of story involvement in the next session is up to the next GM. Keep in mind, I had absolutely no plans story-wise when I first started this. Everything that has happened has been made up along the way. @ohboy: The nether portals are massive versions of the minecraft nether portals, the one you are repairing is a massive ender portal. @wyld: Well then. I finally start doing the whole demon GM (forgive the cussing) thing right, and its entirely on accident. @duck: Okay, dude. Every round your charges can go up by one. Those numbers you have on the left mean nothing to me if you're just doing 'actions' to fill them up. And you ended up under the rubble because you said you were hunting through the castle for undead to kill, and that was the round the terror wither reduced half of the castle to rubble. And it is sort of a free-for-all summoning game, but it got more complicated, as long-running forum games are wont to do. Lots of crazy stuff happens, and along the way we picked up a stray plotline and it grew up fast. @tazz: The two SPAMMAs are separate entities, and since the Delphinus is definitely an arguable case, I'm just going to have Bill mind control the two armors manning the SPAMMAs. @chaos: Correct, this is B1nary B1ll. @shiny: Rules of DTG survival #84: Don't give the GM ideas. @h2o: Would you like to know the stats of your chainaxe now? You don't seem to realize to what extent that thing is currently stupidly overpowered.

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B1ll teleports straight to the Far right, as is his ability, what with being a mind demon and all, dodging literally every attack that was aimed at him. Jindra looks slightly annoyed as his judgement shoots up out of the ground in empty air where the obnoxious triangle was a moment before. Ohboy summons a crew that welds the portal back together, and with supplication from the ancestral eye itself, reactivates the portal. The portal surges with power, and he can hear angered roars from within as the portal sparkles with the light of the Void.

Sounds good to me. Ichigo, Carmen and Tabbune are all disappointed when B1ll just teleports away instead of letting them get their shots off. The Warden teleports back to the fortress, and is brought back to full health. The massive cannon is fired into the valley, destroying 15 mutant ghasts. jondanger decides he wants to head into the castle, but realizes that, really, there isn't a castle left to go into. The entire was reduced to a large pile of rocks of assorted sizes that, thanks to cobalt's stunt with the chlorine trifluoride, is still on fire.

Fseftr repairs the avenger mech for another 10000 health, and the avenger mech wipes out another 75 mutant blazes with its large assortment of weaponry. djkates uses raigeki, which is nerfed by the OP scale into only killing 4 of the mutant blazes. Duck digs himself out of the rubble, spits out a rock, and meanders out into the middle, trying to stay away from the terror wither, which seems to be the current center of explosions. Solar unloads copious amounts of devastator into the mutant iron golems, killing 3. Pillow, in an attack that sense makes none of which, deals 11000 damage to the terror wither.

Darkness fires a powerful psi-beam that deals a further 8000 damage to the terror wither. Tazz fires nailtimatum up into the sky... however, because of the sheer number of nails... this actually ends up hitting everything, dealing 100 damage to every entity in the middle. (whether or not this actually means anything... decide for yourself, but at the very least, by pure numbers, it did a stupidly high amount of damage) Bill uses M1ndbender on the SPAMMAs, or, at least, the grunts controlling it, and the SPAMMAs open fire upon the Wasps, and because of the element of surprise completely catching all of the already not-that-bright grunts, all four are blown out of the air.

Chaos tries to teleport to Bill... but the anti-teleport nodes kick in! Oh sure, now they work. Herobrine propels himself into the atmosphere with a toot that would make even the mighty Wario shed a tear in admiration, taking out a mutant iron golem. He then farts his way back to the ground in a strike from the sky... And promptly breaks his elbow on over a hundred feet of solid rock. cobalt follows chaos into the valley. Laitome has a ridiculously huge skyscraper built, and when he knocks it over with sword beam, it reaches all the way into the far right where Bill... was. Bill smiles and waves from the distance while Laitome looks over, Delphinus having been hit and lost 5000 health from both of its secondary turrets upon being smashed into by the colossally useless tower.

Math decides he wants to go into the castle, but runs into the same problem as jon, the one that there is not a castle to go into anymore. h2o heals the batter for 7100 health. Alpha heals the Batter for 15000 health, add-on omega uses rending crush, destroying 3 of the mutant iron golems, and add-on epsilon and the batter itself destroy another 2. Zbse goes looking for engie, and after the rain of nails, and various other explosive events, gives up, thinking to himself, how in the world does one misplace a freaking universe eater!?

amp lobs a few bunker busters. None of them go off, but one of them does smash the central computing unit for one of the mutant iron golems. coolstar stares menacingly at the terror wither. It stares back. With skulls. A massive rain of black wither skulls barrages the position of the AGs and neutrals, dealing 15000 damage to the Batter and Table Construct, and inflicting Wither on both. twin follows cobalt and chaos to the valley. The Table Construct uses multilancer against the mutant iron golems.

Wyld's fortress's shields reboot once more. Another round of armors is summoned. The Avenger mech takes 10000 damage from the mutant mobs, but then enraged wears off. But that's okay. The number of mutant mobs is seriously dwindling. The mutant iron golems take out the table construct and deal 20000 damage to the batter, and the terror wither regains 250000 health. (you know wyld, you're taking a while to field those strange artifacts of yours...) And then... a rumbling is heard from beneath the ground. Suddenly, the entirety of what was left of the godmodders castle slides into a new hole adjacent to the one made by the terror wither. Ohboy, now officially the godmodder's temporary general, is seen riding the newly summoned terror enderdragon.

Engie and the godmodder bounce off of rocks, engie begins throwing boulders at the godmodder, and the godmodder begins hitting them back. Soon the two are playing a merry game of tennis with close to twenty massive rocks. Engie finally gets a lucky shot in, hitting a rock that the godmodder is jumping for. The godmodder over compensates, runs into a lava fall, and a massive chunk of ceiling lands on top of him, throwing him into the lake below. 1 damage. Engie suddenly remembers ohboy, and looks around to try and figure out where he went, when the banhammer clips him in the head, sending him slamming into the portal the terror wither was summoned through, part of which collapses and slams engie down into a ridge at the edge of the room. Punk.

Vader nods. There are a number of TIES already prepped. They should be there shortly, as I had already stationed some men there on reconnaissance. Feel free to requisition one of the imperial shuttles for any trips you need to make. But be careful, these are dark days in the pantheon. Vader strides away. Before going into his new shuttle, shiny decides to check the electromagnetic emissions of the Glitch, and, predictably enough, his scanner explodes upon being switched on.

.

Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 5/5 . vehicles: 2/3. massive cannon: 1/4.

The Warden [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000 [garrisoned]

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Dragon Ender [A] [garrisoned]

Captain Armor x8 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Grunt armor x26 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Life Ray [A]: [garrisoned]

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 860000/1000000. crew: 133 AP: 19. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 140000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 40000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 10000/75000.

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000 [M1ndbent: 1 round]

Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 0101. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 3/3. Prov1dence 3/3. 0bl1v10n. 3/3. M1ndbender 1/5. The Tum0r 8/8.

anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Valley: [swamped]

fseftr, ofthesword, jondanger, amp, djkates [AG]

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 268000/500000

chaoscreeper, cobalt, twin [N]

mutant blazes x125 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant ghasts x47 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Middle:

Terror Enderdragon [PG]: Hp: 5000000/5000000: ohboy [PG]: ancestral eye [A]

Terror Wither [PG]: Hp: 2720900/3000000

mutant iron golems x140 [PG]: Hp: 9900/10000

multilancer rockets x4: Hp: 1000/1000 [mutant iron golems]

The Batter [AG]: Hp: 53000/150000. Add-On Alpha: Heal 1/2. Add-On Omega: Rending Crush 1/4. Add-On Epsilon: Scattered Targeting 2/3. [wither: 2 rounds]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s sword [A] Luminant barrier [A]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

tabbune [AG]: Evility Dagger [A].

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

laitome [AG]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 1/2. mach tornado 5/5. Plasma Sniper [A]

solarflare [AG]: devastator loadout [A]

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

coolstar, pillow, math, herobrine, jindra, pastry, darkness, wyld, duck [AG]

tazz [N]

Godmodder’s Castle: Nether Chamber

engie [AG]

The Godmodder: Hp: 16/100

Near the Glitch:

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 56/101 pages found

edited 6th Apr '15 7:42:51 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

122/? 12/?

I take out an equivalent exchange kit to turn the iron golems into aluminum golems. Then I take some molten gallium and spray the new aluminum golems with it. For those who don't know gallium makes aluminum objects crumple up like tissues at the slightest provocation. Anything leftover proton wise from this exchange is bombarded at any other nearby mutants.

3+1

My 122 charge is gonna summon SCP-169. Because when a fish themed guy goes big they go really big. It's probably gonna end up a 200 charge.

edited 7th Apr '15 7:26:38 AM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

@Piono: How do you keep track of everything in DTG? Do you use a word document or One Note?

I am the once and future king.

I have a google doc that everything is stored on.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Alice (303/450 shiny x2, h2o x2, laitome, darkness) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(28/75) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

Delphinus shall assault Bill with all armarments (secondary turrtes, primary turret, torpedos then moonstone cannon). Mean while I'll go after the Enderdragon's wings by attaching some very heavy cubes to them.

1x +1 to darkness, 2x to anyone AG

THE WAR REPORT

Diagnostic:

• An enderdragon... Really?.....Really?
• Oh Boy, now look what you've done.....

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• Wyld: This ain't good. You have bill Knocking at your doorstep. Focus on keeping him away from the castle, but send your heavies against that Dragon.

• Valley: Fstfr, Ofthesword, Jon. Shoot the Mutants. Amp, fight Chaos. Dj, fight twin.
  • Move the Avenged Mech into the Middle and have him fire upon that enderdragon.

• Middle: Ichigo. Sacred. Tabbune, Carmen. Switch targets to the Ender Dragon and GROUND HIM.
• Tabbune. Get onto that dragon and see if you can drive the dagger into the back of its head. If you can't do that, aim for a wing. Cripple it, so it doesn't fly towards Wyld.
  • Laitome, Coolstar, Solarflare, Pillow. Attack the Iron Golems.
    • Amp, Math, and Jon. We are going after that Terror Wither.
      • Everyone Else. DOGPILE THE WITHER

• Nether chamber: Engie - You'll have to duel the Godmodder for a bit, man.

• Shiny: Take a Tie to Ichigo's house. Get him over here. Then get to the other Big Shonen Three.

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TARGETS:

TERROR WITHER MUST BE PURIFIED

BILL MUST BE KEPT AWAY FROM WYLD'S FORTRESS

THE ENDERDRAGON IS A PROBLEM. RESOLVE IT.

[end of War report]

Gorilla just got real..

edited 6th Apr '15 8:17:25 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

@piono Are you keeping Bill alive for a reason or are all of my recent attacks failing due to OP scale (which I understand for the skyscraper and the improbability rift last few turns, but not the staged wedding the previous turn)? Because I'm one turn short of just ramming absurd amounts of capital resources into him.

@Herobrine Are you sure you don't want me to focus on Bill? Actually never mind I give up on Bill for now.

@Chaoscreeper This better be good. Still need charges btw

________________

I angrily yell at my investigators and tell them to keep looking for pages, then I use my plasma sniper to shoot the Ancestral Eye out of ohboytime's hand. In the meanwhile I order another teleport module.

________________

Laittlecrusier: 201/400 (Me)

Glyph Armor: 42/100 (me, H2o, Shiny, Jindrax2)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to AG members who spell my name right

edited 7th Apr '15 10:16:30 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

@Laitome: If you need to go after Bill, then that's fine. The Iron golems can wait.

I am the once and future king.

Not wanting to start an incident without reason, I target the Mutants, supercharge my forcefields, then rocket up to two thousand feet and rain death on them with homing rockets and heavy autocannons.

Demimech Init. 9/10

edited 7th Apr '15 12:56:13 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

"Well, Carmen, that Enderdragon ain't gonna slay itself." Carmen and I then proceed to lay into the Enderdragon with the strongest tag team attacks we've got. "Tabbune, deal with Ohboy."

Falcon Punch: 13/25 (Herobrine)

Saren: 296/300 (Laitome)

Three +1s for anyone on Team AG.

edited 6th Apr '15 9:39:07 PM by IchigoMontoya

Oddly enough, my action for this post was inspired by me musing that I needed to pull a rabbit out of my hat.

"Alright, draw!" Another good draw. "Let's get this show on the road. First, I Summon Rescue Rabbit. I'll use its effect, banishing it to Summon two copies of Mechanicalchaser from my Deck. Next, I'll use my two Mechanicalchasers as Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number 39: Utopia. I'll then use that as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number C39: Utopia Ray. And finally, I'll use Utopia Ray as the Xyz Material to Xyz Summon Number S39: Utopia the Lightning. Utopia the Lightning! Attack twin! Also, I'll use Utopia the Lightning's effect by detaching two of its Xyz Materials." (Standard action.)

The countdown continues. Yet another Pyro Clock of Destiny appears on my Duel Disk and activates itself, advancing the count an extra step. (Final Countdown: 7/20.) Claiming one charge from Ichigo .

The Satellite Cannons charge, then get another extra charge from outside energy. (Satellite Cannons: 5/???.) Claiming another charge from Ichigo .

edited 6th Apr '15 9:51:23 PM by djkates

Holy monkey, 5 million health.

Grinning about my newly summoned friend; I hold the sparkling Eye up and create a sort of add on to the dragons biology. Adding a sort of biological shield that's powered by its dark energy, hopefully protecting it from some attacks.

I order the Enderdragon to escape the immediate wrath of the AG's and go to the valley. Once it's there I tell it spew malicious purple fire all around the area, specifically targeting the Avenger Mech. Making the entire area burn with un-withering flames. This is assuming that my baby can attack after it moves, if not, It'll just move to the valley, spraying flames at anyone who try's to get in its way.

I vote for our lord and savior, Herobrine.

edited 6th Apr '15 10:12:31 PM by OhBoyTime

21/??? 11/???

@herobrine I woul dhave my heavies attack the ender, but bill has his tumor ready, the EIGHT CHARGE MONSTROSITY. whatever it is, i'm literally going to throw my whole

My infusion frowns at carmen choosing to ignore her and shrugs. whatever, didn't wanna talk to you any how...

I DID!

you be quiet.

I then take control instead of the infusion after seeing the situation back at my base and do a quick series of high intensity orders which result in.... this is me giving them an 'ambush' buff.

The warden teleporting the entire formation fo grunts out in strategc positions all around the battle zone in front of the fort. Bill is now flanked on all sides, and something special about being flanked by the warden's goons, you cant run away if you are! worse yet... you are magically debuffed in a non descriptive way.

The warden,, unaffiliated grunts, and no less than six captians are standing around bill cipher. With a roar, an enthusiastic grunt banishes bill (or tries to) and the teleport spam begins, with them operating under one of two modes. Scorched earth if bill had been banished, and chase the chicken otherwise. it seems to be alot easier to chase said chicken when literally each member of the formation can teleport any where one time during the ill defined round, and the fact that they are all spread about makes it much easier. but one odd captian THROWS his grunt at bill at some point during the scuffel, and said grunt slams into bill(hopefully) and stabs him several times before being obliterated. that's only if bill avoided being banished, because the scorched earth policy is basically all of the army blasting away with full flame strike while keeping their distance, pretty much nuking the area while avoiding damage themselves.

The two captians not attacking bill were sent to deal with the spammas. they were teleported in formations around them, and quickly mobbed the emplacements to brutally murder the grunts sitting in the open cockpits before the captians jump on and try to squeeze out a shot at bill with a non explosive round, with the grunts all gathered about.

And all the while, they are all operating under this one thing: never give him even a seconds respite, even the omniscient can find periods where they have bitten off more than they can chew.

Also, me hearing the fourth wall calling to me, i shrug and suggest that after this that these unusual artifacts be put to more effective use.

three plus ones

edited 7th Apr '15 1:34:41 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

I vote for Herobrine. Also, I'm not using the Transistor... yet. That needs to be saved for certain people.

I fire the Devastator again, then stop as an idea hits me.

Hey. That could work.

I start to formulate a rudimentary plan (whilst resuming firing the Devastator). Now what exactly did that ring look like again?

Scout Plan: 1/100

Countdown to bad things: 18?

3x +1s to any AG!

When everything changes nothing changes.

As it looks like my beam hit the Terror Wither, I cast a really powerful version of Reflect on me, then I charge another attack to shoot at the Wither, to make it attack me. If it does, the attack will be reflected towards him.

As I shoot the attack, I also cast PSI Brainshock Ω on Oh Boy, just for fun.

• One-Winged Angel Form 21/35 (Iamsolarflare)
• ??? 5/??? (Jindra, NTI)

The next GM... I vote Herobrine. Someone will have to write those war reports though

• 1 to Jindra, +2 to any AG

edited 7th Apr '15 4:21:35 AM by DarknessAwaits

OH SWEET GORILLAS ON A CRUISE SHIP! MY ARM!!!

Standing up cradling my arm, I debate actually getting myself healed, because hot dang, this hurts.

Deciding against it, I stare at the entire Middle.

"Terror wither! Ender Dragon! Oh boy ye woobie! Mutants!"

"I shall give you a deferment of Three counts to kneel and be silenced"

Marching towards the middle, I blind a random Iron Golem with the holy light of Tingle's maps.

One!

Sidestepping a few more Iron golems, I consider trying another sound related attack, but I can't think of any good songs (or bad) to use. I wonder whether that would still work.

Two!

As a glowing light appears in my non-broken arm, I leap into the air with all the force of a fat, green plumber escaping the wrath of an angry sun.

THREE!

FAIRY LAW. ACTIVATED!

With a mighty blast of holy light, I target everything in the center, not opposed to the Godmodder.

Wither, Dragon, Oh Boy, Golems, Rockets, tazz-

Everyone is getting flashed today.

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Fairy Law - 10/10 1+ Darkness, Solar, Wlyd, and Ichigo's last freebie.

FAIRY LAW, ACTIVATED!!!

   500 thingy   : 108/500

1+ to Ichigo

1+ to Engie

1+ to Tabbune.

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@To whoever it may concern: I have a quick idea for a one turn combo attack, but I need a TON of people to help out with this one.

If you're interested, pm me.

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edited 7th Apr '15 4:46:25 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I apologize for having something seemingly important blow up.

Then i try to Luigi-shoryuken the terror wither

Zorg charge:12

Arzor charge:12

The less you think about it, the more it works.

@amp Not sure what CC is outside of a tablemancer. Also you weren't ordered to fight him and if you do he still works for me so reconsider. He also has a reason for his recent actions so don't fight him.

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

The Mafia:9/50

Curaga:6/15

Y'know what? Sure! I've actapually wanted to know the stats for a while..

Me, the Batter, and his Add-Ons attack the Terror Wither, with me having set the Chainaxe to Water.

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.