Destroy The Godmodder

In a huff I throw the explosives in the general direction that I think the bunker is in. I then summon a directional neutron bomb and throw it between the Godmodder and his fleet before detonating it.

11/15 The Satanmodder

Marine Strike: 8/15

Halfway towards building the machine. 4/50

I fire an acid gun at the cruiser.

I offer the Godmodder an egg-salad sandwich.

I go to the break room and tell my work force to get back to work. 17/50

Badmins:

6/20

Charges: 7/7

Geth: 10/10

After the cannon finishes charging, the Goblin General fires it at the godmodder. At the same time, 40 Geth (20 of them carrying pulse rifles, 15 of them carrying rocket launchers, and 5 of them being pulse cannon-wielding Geth Primes) arrive on the scene. Upon witnessing the Geth army charging into the battlefield and the cannon firing upon the godmodder, I smile in triumph and splash the Witch-King with two healing potions while plotting my next move.

The Witch-King receives his healing and smashes a fighter with his mace. The Geth army joins the AGs and begin firing upon the Grox forces.

Falcon Punch: 4/5

edited 6th Jun '14 11:37:25 AM by IchigoMontoya

I summon in a Death Fodder to take the next 1000 damage that would be dealt to M0rg07h.

Boo-boo: 6/7

wait, what? The godmodder have earplugs??!!

Upon overlooking Delirious stops by to check on the Terror Kraken's progress and is satisfied, believing it to be conditioned enough for ROH style matches. But upon looking over his book, Daizee can't help but point out Kraken would not do in a hyper tonic environment. Annoyed that he now has to get the posters changed and do another round of talent scouting, Delirious sends out a call to three of his old employees to ask if they can work a few shows in Ring Of Honor's new marine division.

With the ship smashed and the captain with it, The Shark declines the offer, deciding to retire. Shark Boy and Shark Girl are happy to do Delirious a favor and Shark Solo tags along, eager to expand her profile.

Surprised by the damage I caused, I line up a Grox Destroyer and shoot, just to see if it was a fluke.16

Movie: 7/20 it appears the Cracked staff are formulating a plan to go around the world, kidnapping the best writers there are. It appears Andrew Hussie and Shakespeare are on the list.

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 7/7 #11 is summoned. Long story short, Herobrine and 4 Cracked staff are wrestling for the sonic screwdriver while the Doctor spams Deus ex Machina s (...so...Diabolus, I guess) at us.

Cassandra: 4/10

(Cracked staff: 18)

Hm. Hmmmm. Interesting.

It seems stealth and/or subterfuge will be necessary here.

I doubt casting the Curse of Weaksauce directly would work... but using my Pastamastery to summon up some noodles, I can cook it into a delicious-looking trapped spaghetti plate.

I'm not going to give it to the godmodder directly, of course. He'd surely catch on to that. Instead, I'll place it in a locked clear glass case, labeled "eat this in case of dire emergency or really wanting to be a lot more powerful for no particular reason".

Godmodders love power, right? Otherwise they wouldn't be godmodders...

Q&A: you guys realize you can post twice a round now right? Just don't double post. Yes, I'm looking at you wereael, your second post has been discounted. Also, you cannot attack things en route, that Grox fleet is the final wave of Grox ships, basically the end of the event. And I will now inform you guys that I am not the godmodder, I'm the game master in case the fact that the godmodder partially took over an update a while ago didn't clue you in. And yes, Tabbune, the godmodder do has earplugs. Also, dimentiosome, I didn't really understand what you were saying you wanted the Doctor to do.

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Wereael fires rockets at the Grox cruiser, dealing 1500 damage, Fury boosts the end-of-round attack power for the AGs, the Original Life Fiber almost completely misses, dealing only minor damage to the ships currently here, taking out five bombers. Philosopher blows a hole in the ground, and then throws neutronian explosives that blow up a bomber. Earl fires an acid gun at the cruiser, dealing 1750 damage, Jondanger offers the godmodder an egg-salad sandwich, and the godmodder accepts this wonderful gift.

Ichigo's cannon fires at the godmodder, but the godmodder deflects it with a mirror, causing it to explode the only undamaged destroyer instead. Then the Geth hit the field (I'm just going to have them as one big group, as it would be a bit too troublesome to try and differentiate between all of them), Tabbune puts up a 1000 damage meat shield for M0rg07h, which I just show by giving M0rg07h 1000 health back. Indirect sees that yes, the damage she caused was a fluke, as she only dealt 1250 damage this time. The 11th doctor is summoned, and billybobfred makes a trapped plate of spaghetti. It looks so appetizing, the godmodder eats it, just because it looks so good. 1 damage dealt to the godmodder.

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Battlefield:

The Grox fleet comes closer, they will arrive after next round's battle report. The Doctor sees the Grox and then brings up what he knows about them... They're basically low-tech versions of daleks. That sets him off. Two fighters immediately go down. The witch-king finally gets a good shot in and takes down four bombers with one flail of his mace. Herobrine brings down the wounded destroyer, and M0rg07h, the bugblatter beast, and the nightmare beast destroy the other. The Geth bring down three more fighters, and Duke Fishron deals 3500 damage to the cruiser.

The remaining ships limp up to high orbit, then unleash a poorly-aimed barrage that fails to do more than deal 500 damage to the witch-king, Duke Fishron, and the nightmare beast. The godmodder currently has a sick stomach from too much weaksauce, and does not attack this round.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 83/100

Grox fleet: arriving in 1 round

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 9750/25000

Grox Bomber x12 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Grox Fighter x9 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Herobrine [AG]: Hp: 9500/25000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 18500/25000

Witch-King [AG]: Hp: 4500/8500

M0rg07h [AG]: Hp: 5750/11000

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 16500/17500

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 10250/11000

Geth x40 [AG]: Hp: 300/300

11th Doctor [AG]: 8500/8500

edited 7th Jun '14 4:52:21 AM by pionoplayer

Falcon Punch: 5/5

As soon as the charging process finishes, I leap at the cruiser and hit it with my fully charged Falcon Punch.

The Witch-King uses his mace to send a fighter hurtling towards a bomber.

edited 7th Jun '14 6:19:02 AM by IchigoMontoya

League Champion: 3/10

The TEC base offers the engineer a choice between a tanky battleship, a powerful dreadnaught, or a supportive battlecruiser. I ask for other troper's opinions about which one do we need the most. 9/15

The other engineer requests some reinforcements from the admiral. The admiral says that he can only spare a single battleship. 9/15

I help summoning the Satanmodder. 12/15 for Philosopher.

I cast a Protect spell on Herobrine, reducing the damage he takes on the next round.

I fall on the ground.

Plan:

18/50

Badmins:

7/20

Thoroughly pissed at the ineffectiveness of the Life Fiber, Ragyo slowly stalks towards the battlefield and sprays a can of mace dead into Herobrine's face.

Aizen ~ Crawling queen of iron, 5/8

Sensing dire warning from its master, the Hogyoku Reaches out towards the Arrancar Army hidden within the castle walls. 3/25

edited 7th Jun '14 11:28:46 AM by LordHerobrine

Second turn.

I do nothing.

Plan:

19/50

Badmins:

8/20

edited 7th Jun '14 3:51:22 PM by Jondanger23

So that's why my attacks don't work. I take the Death Fodder back from m0rg07h and throw it at the godmodder in anger.

A giant dragon appears in the sky ready to tear down the Grox Cruiser. "Boo-boo!" I yelled.: 7/7

After attacking, I focus my mind. One other attack (from an AG) this round will automatically become a crit or mini-crit thanks to me slightly influencing their attack to be more fluid and accurate.

Th3 rock 1s st1ll 1n paradox spac3. 6/10.

After finishing up with the darksteel, I begin to search for the three purest metals. 6/???.

At last, I re-enter the battlefield with Gcat in tow. A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPROACHED: GCAT!!! 5/5.

@Wordless Summons: Seeing I have two copies of some other rare books, I give them those, too. Item get: Nekonomicon, Grimm's Book Of Eldritch Monsters, and the Enchiridion. 21/30.

Ummmmm.... Okay. So we can post twice in one round, but can't double post, even though they are the same thing? Do we just have double the everything in one post, or are you going to update twice a day? You're not being very clear on this, piono. Please explain. You have a round defined as the time period in between your updates, hence double posting. For now I guess I'll just shove my second turn into this post?

2nd turn starts here, I guess:

The rock now starts to accumulate matter as time goes on, becoming larger. 7/10.

I locate one of the three purest metals. 7/???.

Gcat teleports around the battlefield, destroying two bombers. AG: Gcat's Action.

I tell Fury to go with the tanky battleship, then splash the Witch-King with two healing potions. The Goblin General begins charging the cannon again in preparation for the incoming Grox fleet.

The Witch-King uses his mace to bring down a fighter, then prepares for the incoming Grox assault alongside the other AGs.

Charges: 1/2

basically, TARDIS summoned the Doctor to screw us over, but now that he sees the Grox, we have a Enemy Mine going on. Or something.

^Dialoglog 

Heheh, didn't work, now did it?

H3Y D0CT0R!!!  50N1C 5CR3DR1V3R!!!!

...Uh...am I still from a doomed timeline?

Oh yeah, we didn't really get around to that.

Uh...wait, she's alternate TARDIS, right?

I...uh...think so? I stole it from alternate present/future Dimentio, whom of which...uh...I have no idea what happened to him. Alpha him is in the Minecraft forum thread.

So, if she gets the Doctor to use the sonic screwdriver on us, TARDIS and I die.

More like re-TA—

Shut up. Okay. Uh...hmm...what point in time is this Doctor from?

I think he's just a clone of #11.

And TARDIS?

Uh...I dunno. Probably doesn't matter.

EVERYTHING MATTERS.

50...wh4t th3 [bleep] 5h0uld 1 d0?

I have no flippin' idea.

______

Movie: 8/20 The Cracked staff run to the nearest town to hitch a ride on a plane.

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 1/7

Cassandra: 5/10

(Cracked staff: 18)

edited 7th Jun '14 4:24:07 PM by Dimentiosome

(2nd turn. End of Lord Herobrine 's plays.]]

Ragyo is occupied macing the eyeballs off of Herobrine.

Aizen ~ eternally self-destructing doll of mud, 6/8

Through numerous tunnels, passageways, and rooms, millions of Hollows stir in answer to their master 4/25

2nd turn

I grab my darksteel violin, and then try to smack the godmodder to death with it.

Boo-boo attempts to kill the remaining Grox Fighters

edited 7th Jun '14 4:39:11 PM by Tabbune

And the marine division has came to a boil as The Terror Kraken made Larry The Lyngbak tap out and advances to the finals to meet Hafgufa Henry, who pinned Mad Dog Mosasaur.

'Bzzt, bzzt', my phone's vibration rattle uncomfortably down the gun barrel. Seems the youtube hive wants more videos, and since the Beautiful People amounted to nothing significant, I decide to up load more footage then set my sights directly on the godmodder again, just to remind viewers the show has not been taken over by Grox full of bullet holes.

edited 7th Jun '14 4:03:21 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

Marine Strike: 9/15

I finish building the Mammon Machine and start to tap the energy from deep within the earth. 5/50

I cast Magic Missile at the darkness (ie random target)

edited 7th Jun '14 4:17:23 PM by EarlOfSandvich

League Champion: 4/10

The engineer chooses the battleship. He's then asked to fill more paperwork. 10/15

Another battleship is okay, I suppose. The admiral says that she will sortie in a few minutes. 10/15

I toss a health grenade at the AGs.

Marine Strike: 10/15

Ah... now we're getting something... hmm... it's rather potent... and it seems like it's been there for millions of years... gonna have to keep refining this stuff... 6/50

I start to place another order to the Vogons (not a summon). 1/5

I pull a huge hammer out of Hammerspace and smash a grox ship.

Hmm... let me get this straight, so it's three charges and one non-charged, correct?

And in a non-attack action, I start a casual conversation with the godmodder. Just because we're fighting doesn't mean we can't talk about things in general, right?

edited 7th Jun '14 5:34:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich

So...yeah...I'm kinda confused as well. Do you mean we do the kind of thing the other forum does, where you have 3 posts for actions, but you can only charge once a 'turn'? If so, just ignore this.

Movie: 9/20 The staff are getting frustrated with the long lines. They begin filming a web video of their experience, somewhat rendering what they're doing moot.

Doctor #? (TARDIS summon): 2/7

Cassandra: 6/10

(Cracked staff: 18)