Destroy The Godmodder

I push the avenger into a pool of repair-nanobots, and then tell it to attack the terror blazes.

??? : 80/??? engie, ,

???: 71/??? engie, ,

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

THE WAR REPORT

Diagnostic: KA-BOOM!!!

• Castle destroyed. Army almost gone. Now, we need to split up.

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• Wyld: Your Entire army may now unleash cold steel upon the rest of the enemies. MARCH ON!
  • Have your higher Tiered units attack the Terror Wither. See if you can't hit him with the Spamma.

• Valley: Everyone Dogpile the Blazes.

• Middle: Ichigo. Sacred. Tabbune, Carmen. Attack Bill and make him squeal.
  • Laitome, Coolstar, Solarflare, Pillow. Attack the Iron Golems.
    • Amp, Math, and Jon. Come with me. We are going to go back inside the Godmodder's Castle. We need to force him out of the Castle and into the open.
      • Jindra. Pastry. Darkness. If the Neutrals try anything funny, block them. Shut them down.

• Nether chamber: Try your best to get out of there Engie, and head towards Oh Boy. Shut him down.

• Shiny: Along with Darth Vader, there are several other gods that have battled along side us before.
  • Optimus Prime would be a good one to bring back. See if you can get The Big Three Shonen Gods to help us.
    • -Which would be Ichigo Kurosaki, Naruto Uzumaki, and Monkey D. Luffy.
      • To get them all here, tell Ichigo that the Godmodder is on Aizen-level-crazy, tell Naruto that there will be a massive ramen feast later, and inform Luffy that there will be a Meat-Lover's feast later. That's all you really need to get them back.

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TARGETS:

TERROR WITHER MUST BE PURIFIED

BILL MUST GO

GODMODDER MUST BE PUT DOWN TO SIZE

[end of War report]

(Is anyone actually using this? I don't have to keep doing this if you don't want me to.)

edited 5th Apr '15 9:38:24 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

im kind of using it, and I would have already had my army out but due to a wording fail on my part, only the warden teleported in.

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

Ok. Just making sure I'm not blowing hot air to an empty room.

I am the once and future king.

I'll be using those reports.

"Alright, draw!" Hm. That'll do. "Let's see how those Mutant Blazes handle this! I activate Raigeki!" (Standard action.) Flavor note, for my own reference — after this move, I have one card in hand.

The countdown counts down. Suddenly, three cards that I didn't play appear on my Duel Disk, and immediately flip themselves face-up. Seems the countdown's gotten some charges applied to it, manifesting as copies of Pyro Clock of Destiny. (Final Countdown: 5/20.) Claiming one charge each from Wyld, Tabbune and Jondanger.

The Satellite Cannons charge, then charge again from some outside energy. (Satellite Cannons: 3/???.) Claiming one charge from Tabbune.

3 +1's to anybody on Team AG.

edited 5th Apr '15 10:11:08 AM by djkates

Slime: 3/100

Bone dust: 3/16

I don't know what to do. I try to get out of rubble???

why was I spawned beneath rubble on my first turn? I thought I was just near a collapsed doorway? -_-

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

I shoot the Devastator several times at the iron golems, hopefully sowing chaos and definitely causing a large amount of laser bursts.

bad things countdown: 19?

When everything changes nothing changes.

120/? 10/?

I take out an acme pie launcher and then I morph into a nonsenoleum flavored pie. I launch myself at the terror wither. The nonsenoleum filling protects me from its attacks on the way up. When I hit it I climb into one of the heads and damageit through sheer nonsenoleum style shenanigans.

3+1

This Idea came to me in a really wield dream.

Why is a yam attacking me?

I stand in the valley, still looking around, especially at the ones I don't know on whose side they are.

In the meantime, I have some fun sniping iron golems with PSI Beam λ. I also shoot a enormous energy blast towards the Terror Wither

• One-Winged Angel Form 18/35 (pillow)
• ??? 3/??? (Jindra, NTI)

• 1 to Jindra, +2 to any other AG

Herobrine, I do read every war report, and as I read them I know that what I basically have to do is stand there and do nothing at all. But if you think that will benefit us, I will continue to do that. Please notice: I am not complaining, it's not like I say this just to have you make me do something else, I am just asking what exactly am I doing there

The Elements Ten: 45/225 (Shaded) Umbrella? (11/30) (Shaded)

• 2 to Cobalt, +1 to Twin

@jindra & Wyld Could you give me the stats/commands for the Delphinus and SPAMMAs? I'm really going to need them shortly. :) :D.

first off, Badass Team posing with Bill, Twin and Cobalt immediately ensure, all of us donning sunglasses and all of us looking cool. For a brief second, the entirety of the third Godmodding War ceases as our combined awesomeness in posing overwhelms all other forces. There is no way I was skipping this. It would be criminal to skip this. OF course, the awesomeness levels only last for long enough for some guy to take a photo. This is just flavor text, flavor text that will hopefully be accompanied by a lovingly-handcrafted picture courtesy of Twin.

Second off, With that done, I whip out a ridiculous nailgun. Some idiots immediately hail it as Ultimatum, the Physical Incarnation of More Dakka in a gun ((In DTG)), but I shut them up. Though it IS a very close relative, this gun is only Ultimatum's little brother, the Nailtimatum. It fires nails (as opposed to anything considered ammunition), it's smaller and slightly weaker, but otherwise it's all the deathly glory of the greatest gun ever Thank you, Piono!. However, it's ammunition is glowing a curious and dangerous golden, for those who bother to take a dangerously close look. For those people/entities, I kick them away. I proceed to aim Nailtimatum upwards. Bill fades out of existence, and I get Cobalt Shade and Twin behind me, as I fire what can only be described as nailpocalypse to the sky, a rain of some weird, golden nails ascending...And splitting off into slightly smaller, more numerous nails. The Sky turns a deadly golden color, and any idiot with a lick of sense will get into cover. Of course, anyone who actually knows what ammunition I have just fired will know cover is not going to cut it. The Nails proceed to fall down, quickly accelerating to lethal speeds, and penetrating EVERYTHING in its path, damaging whatever unfortunate idiots got in the way, destroying and slipping through the slightest cracks, the sharpest and most powerful nails in existence. The gun winds down, and I admire the carnage...Despite the fact I probably hit nothing at all. Then again, hitting wasn't the plan (though it would be a bonus), more so as...Distracting people, specifically from Bill.

Meanwhile, Bill returns to the physical realm in the Far Right, unless he has to go past another area to get to the Far Right. If he is in the Far Right area (and is capable of doing so), he immediately uses Mindbender on the Delphinus and the SPAMMAS, letting his mental powers wild: He rushes into all of their heads and makes them firmly believe that Bill was their actual leader and that they were Brainwashed by Jindra/Wyld to do what they were initially doing. The Delphinus will begin to attack Wyld's Castle, while the SPAMM As will attempt to switch targets to Wyld's Wasps, or failing that the Flame Lieutenant. If Bill is not in the Far Right area, he attacks whatever happens to be in the area he is in as a passing thought.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

@Darkness: If you don't think neutralizing the Neutrals is going to do anything, then you could go after bill..

On second though.. Yeah. Go do that. Go after Bill and bash his head in. He's about to mind-bend Wyld's troops.

I am the once and future king.

@tazz Assuming you gain control of the Delphinus I'll send you its stat block in PM next turn. There are enough issues with attempting it (It actually being a warship with 133 crew not something with a single mind, the fact that Bill is two areas away, AND one of them is a slow movement zone) that I'll wait to see what piono's verdict is. But you can see MOST of what the Delphinus can do just from its stat block.

=8 / 75= The Puffball

I pull out an old, battered staff, namely the HAND OF PEARL. I then teleport over to Ascendant Bill, and point-blank him with a healing-potion slingshot.

hello bill. wan(t) (t)o make a deal?

>Table Construct: Multilancer attackers of Ascendant Bill.

(This is B1nary Bill, right?)

edited 5th Apr '15 8:51:57 PM by Chaoscreeper

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Pouring on the Fiber bars, the beans, and the Propane, I blast myself into the sky above the rubble of the castle, hopefully taking a few mutants with the gas blast.

Propelled far above the rubble, I locate the general location where the Godmodder might be, let off another gas blast towards the sky, which propels me towards the rubble at breakneck speeds.

THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!!

I pile drive my elbow into the dirt, hoping to catch the Godmodder off guard with a supersonic elbow from the stratosphere, penetrating through the floor and onto his noggin.

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Fairy Law - 5/10 +1 Ichigo, 1+ Dj, 1+ pillow

   500 thingy   : 107/500

1+ to Ichigo

1+ to Engie

1+ to Tabbune.

Attention. When it hits endgame, I suggest you pick a partner and start working together. If we can all launch one major combined assault at the Godmodder at the right time, we can end this. Quickly.

edited 5th Apr '15 3:43:43 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I move to the far right, or wherever Bill is. I then... oh gorilla, I'm out of ideas and my Hyperspace Arsenal can't be accessed for some reason.

Bill's Trollface: 27/31 ████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)
Total Randomness: 44/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 5th Apr '15 7:11:55 PM by CobaltShade

@cobalt: Read him Vogon Poetry. Hit him at least. Idk.. run him through with a cattle prod or something.

I am the once and future king.

@Chaoscreeper Don't betray me unless you want your construct dead.

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I get myself a new set of power armor and order a skyscraper to be built far from Bill but high enough to hit Bill if it fell over and weighted so that it will always fall in the direction of Bill.

I then give a quick look to Bill, before using sword beam to cause the skyscraper to timber and fall towards us. I then use Mach Tornado to hold Bill in place or to bring him to where the skyscraper will fall until the skyscraper falls on both of us.
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Collection

Laittlecrusier: 200/400 (Jon, Me, Tabbune, fseftr)

Glyph Armor: 37/100 (djx2, Pillowx2, darknessx2, me)

2+1's to CC if he doesn't betray me for Bill (if he does these are for anyone)

1+1 to anyone

edited 6th Apr '15 10:46:27 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

THE SPAMMAS: are super fragile artillery things. and by the way you wouldn't be controlling the spamma themselves since they are vehicles, but the fragile grunts controlling them you can be killed very quickly in the space of a single round while keeping the spamma intact, since it is an open cockpit vehicle. As such they can't hit air units very well at all, and also my army is all in my fort, which is protected by a quarter of a million health shield. oh but the spamma are quite literally glass artillery cannons=, meant to fire at areas adjacent to themselves.

edited 5th Apr '15 5:03:46 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

Charge and smash my way into the castle. While running, shine a laser light into Bill's eye.

11/20 Revenge of the Snowbirds

5/45 Ultra Buffs.

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

/rp

oh relax. bill merely has some(t)hing i need, and payment is required. (c)ode is fi(c)kle. and besides, prehaps he knows the whereabouts of    THE NIGHTMARE.    (t)he opera(t)or and his world (c)an burn, and bill may know where i(t) is.

edited 5th Apr '15 8:57:28 PM by Chaoscreeper

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Mafia:8/50

Curaga: 5/15: Oohh. Got it. Thought it was a concern about balance. Changed.

I apply a healing potion to the Batter.

The Batter and his Add-Ons, except for Alpha, attack the Iron Golems. Omega uses Rending Crush. Alpha heals the Batter.

3 +1s.

Welcome to my special hell.

I look around and then just wait...

I then go to look for Engie.

edited 5th Apr '15 9:35:51 PM by zbse

Something something Arena.

A hole into the Arena appears, and a hand yanks Zbse inside

@Herobrine; I certainly use the War Reports! they make it drastically easier for me to figure out what do.

I fall in behind Herobrine on the way to wherever he's going, while casually lobbing Second World War bunker-buster bombs at the Mutant Iron Golems, nuclear-powered hydraulics making the task easy.

Demimech Init. 8/10

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

@Herobrine: I have no use for the war reports, but then again, I thought this was a random free for all summoning game! (plus im sort of dead anyway, so i cant really help)

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one