Destroy The Godmodder

Thank you senpai. I look over at the Godmodder and yell. "I hope that you have a way to get us out of this mess!" I thrust my hand towards Carmen's hover bike and launch a giant shotgun blast of troll faces towards it.

edited 2nd Apr '15 9:21:29 PM by OhBoyTime

-whoops, wrong thread. Ignore this-

edited 2nd Apr '15 9:26:08 PM by IchigoMontoya

"WRONG THREAD, ICHIGO!"

NP

@piono Umm. I think you left my sniper rifle out of the battle report so did it just vanish?

Wait is Bill's health in binary? Because if it is then he has 6 hp left.

Also ow. I don't know about you guys but being hit by an energy blast and then hitting the ground at a speed much faster than terminal velocity probably would've vaporized my character irl even with the armor.

no actions yet

edited 2nd Apr '15 9:57:14 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Deactivating my cloaking device, I leap down a hole and join the others in the Nether Chamber, then use the Force to send Ohboy's shotgun blast of troll faces away from Carmen's hoverbike and right back at him. "Shadow, get Carmen and everyone else out of here now."

Falcon Punch: 7/25

Saren: 290/300

One for Sacred, one for Jon, and one for Herobrine.

edited 3rd Apr '15 6:56:01 AM by IchigoMontoya

Hey, Piono, did you includde my 6000th post attack in there? I don't see it.

I begin a ritual to summon Typhon.

Needs:

Disease/Sick People: 0/100

Bone Dust: 0/16

I pull out a small sword and carefully stalk the castle searching for zombies to kill...

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

*CRUNCH*

The shard shatters into dust. For a while, nothing happens. Then I begin to laugh.

"Heh. You cannot kill me, fucker. Now, do me a favor, and    D̷̡̧̤̣̗͍̙͗̅̏ͣ̈́͑̔ͧͦ̿̀͆ͭͥ͋͋̕͟I̷̶̡̧̛̻̹̝̻̎ͤ̍̄̌̆͒̔ͤḚ̵̯͖͍̯̟͔͉̤̪̭͚̞̓͋̂̂ͦ̒̑͊̏̆̀ͥ̏̾̑ͬͩ͆ͫ̕͝ ͨ̓̾ͯͮ͊̿ͬ̓̌̓̄̉̃ͩ͑ͤ͛͐͏̢̝̟̩͚͔̟̠̹̮͈̖̹Į̷̛̲͍͔̦̫̺͇̏ͬ̅̄ͥͬ͠͝Ň̴̨̯̰̳̳̟̖͓̭̻͂́̂ ̗̯͕ͯͩ͛ͤ̀̇͂̐͛͂̓̃̈́̄̔̀̊́͟͟Ǎ̴̢̱̺̣͉̭͖͍͖̤̮̝̟̘̫ͤ͂̈́̏ͪ͋̿̒ͥ͆̀͟͟ͅG̹͙͔̘̰̈́͊ͩ̅̒͊ͤ̇̄̓̀̚O̷̙͚̝̘̩̦͑ͯ͋̇ͮ͐̀̕Ṇ̵̨̙̠̬̼̻̦̼̟ͧ͗̐̂̓̓̀́̀ͤͣ̑͊̈́̄͗͌̕͡͞Y̢̜̲̥͇̙͔̲̞̖̒͌̔͒͘͞!̴̷̜̪̻̟̦͖̫̻͇̞̃ͩ͑͋ͥ̽̒ͯ͆̚͢ͅ"̴̢̡̮̫͕̠̣͈̤̝̬̺̩͈͓̝̗ͥ͐͆ͨͭ͒̔̌ͬ̑̊̇͜ͅ   

In dust form, particles of my swirl in the air, reforming into the shard that I was before. With a resounding crack, I flash downwards into the floor, shattering it into shards and uncovering the Mechroa worm underneath. With the fight floor cleaned off and shiny, various crunching noises echo throughout the chamber as the shard of me warps into differing forms.

"Hold on. Have to remember how to do this."

After some time has passed, instead of the shard, a gray humanoid figure slowly gets to his feet, cracking his neck. Mercifully for those who don't like nudity, clothing was materialized too, although it appears to be made of steel plating. I open my recently formed eyes, completely gray and glowing dimly.

"Heh. The best part is, being in this form doesn't hinder my ability to reconstruct myself. So..."

A More Gun replica materializes in human!me's right hand, swung around casually like a stick.

"Let's DANCE!"

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 51/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 27/66 (+2)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

Alice (284/450 sacred, pillow, tabbune) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(20/75 pillow) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I leave through the main door. And then quickly apply a seal to it to prevent anyone else from leaving through it for the rest of the turn.
Delphinus shall pull back to the far right.

1x +1 for sacred, 2x +1 for anyone.

THE WAR REPORT:

Diagnosis: Uhhmmm.......

• Godmodder's on the move. *whistles* He's pissed.

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• Wyld: Eventually, we are going to have to move your army into the Valley, once the army in front of you is taken out. I'd suggest aiming some of your castle's long range guns at the Blazes.

• Everyone in the Valley: Bring down the Blaze Numbers.

• Middle: Not entirely sure what happened to Bill, but keep at him!
  • Coole Star. Solar. Attack on MUTANTS

• Southern Section: Zbse keep on those pens. Once all 15 are down, bust yourself out of the Castle via making a hole in the wall. At that point, switch targets to attacking the southern section directly with some Anti - Fortress weapons.

• Western Section: *crickets*

• Courtyard: Another mini-boss.. Splendid.... Everyone, it seems the Batter has volunteered to become your next punching bag. Act accordingly.

• Nether Chamber: This is going to gorilla hell.
  • EVERYONE: Think of the largest area of effect attack you can, blast the portals, and GET OUT OF THE NETHER CHAMBER. The place is about to blow, and I'm not going to fight them in this enclosed space.
  • On second thought: Get out of the castle. Everyone in the Nether Chamber, Blast your way through the walls and into the Valley. We're taking this fight into open ground.
    • Tabbune: Hold onto that dagger, until you have a clear shot at the Wither. Then bifurcate his spine.

• Main Hall: Jindra. Make like a roadrunner and get outta there.

• Summoning Room: Apparently there's nothing useful... Blast your way through the walls and begin targeting the nearest section of the castle. Blow it up.

• Shiny: We need reinforcements. Bring them.

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Objectives:

Get out of the castle. We need to find open ground to fight on. This enclosed schtick with us running everywhere is not working. The spawners will come down when we turn the castle into rubble.

Remove the army blocking Wyld's Way. Remove it.

Area Of Effect. Begin thinking of Area of Effect attacks and fire them at the castle section as you retreat. Make sure you don't hit any of us, but be careful.

[end war report]

I am the once and future king.

16/???[shiny][jindra] 6/???[jindra]

right then, but my army can teleport at will to allies(well, at least the ones working directly under the warden can) So that's no issue once they are all healed up.

@piono Yeah, honestly i haven't had many oppurtunities to use her rather... focused powers any way, they exclusively affect humanoid targets and magic. Speaking of whish I assume the two universe conquorer/eaters are both magic, and are currently humanoid avatars. this is interesting.

My infusion whips out an impact grenade launcher, rocket jumps into the army of blazes and does some air gun-fu moves with said launcher until it runs out of ammo, at which point she uses it to bludgeon one of the blazes.

The spamma blast away at the new arrivals, obliterating the creepers and a few spiders.

Fighters take evasive actions and Do a mass missile macros massacre with their remaining armments, and the banisher fighter goes into banish moe.

The banicher bomber however, does a run on the annoying ground golems who are throwing stuff at his supporting fighters.

The frigate blasts away at any remaining defenders, or begins doing damage control and putting out shipboard fires.

The garrisoned troopers continue 'hanging out' preparing for their next assault... by healing the healer.

three plus ones

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

116/? 6/?

i finish up some of the remaining mutant mobs since im a perfectionest. i grab a syringe gun with syringes full of fish oil and then shoot the mobs. any i hit are then killed by manipulating the fish oil in there bodys.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

@Piono: Did you seriously No-Sell my 50 post nanomachines? Wow, you are on a rampage, arent'cha.

As the Nanomahines in my body begin to shut down, everything goes blurry.

Oh poo...

My vision already missing one eye and now going blurry, I flail around and lob Forty Two Potato Mashers at the portals, before taking the hovercraft that Carmen provided, and shoot out of the Nether room.

Lobbing one more Stielhandgranate at a nearby wall, I bust myself out of the Castle and streak towards the Valley, with a single bloody tear coming from underneath my missing eyepatch.

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Altering post charge - Dead Wave - 10/10 +1 Pillow, and Wyld    ON HOLD   

   500 thingy   : 104/500 1+ ichigo (6112), 1+ from Ichigo again (6130), Jon (6068).

1+ to Ichigo

1+ to Engie

1+ to Tabbune.

edited 3rd Apr '15 6:26:09 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

As I am about to slash the Godmodder, he breaks the blade of my sword.

I retreat, taking out the Sword Of The Kings, and I turn to confront the Batter. I charge up a bit, then release a PSI Beam γ aimed at it.

• One-Winged Angel Form 14/35

3 +1s

I think this was the longest action I have ever typed.
_______________________

"Son of a (alternative word for a female mammal), this hurts. ughh.. [REDACTED] Rayquaza, this is why you get what the specials do before picking a fight with a mega-boss.

"Sir! Are you alright?"

"No, my armor's busted and my organs feel like jelly, but I got an idea, Victor. I want an instant-wedding, our best con-man, and a dozen shots of morphine here ASAP. If I can't physically hurt Bill anymore than I'll just confuse the *BLEEP* out of him."

- - -

"Sir, everything is here just give the order."

"Good I found our con-man. Hey you in the suit! Come here I'm your boss."

"What do you need?"

"You see that strange looking, omnipotent-in-another-universe man over there? Well his name is Bill and I need you to get him right on that target circle, do whatever you want, just keep his attention. You remembered your lines?"

"Of course, I wouldn't have this job otherwise."

_________

The Con-man approaches Bill and begins his persistent motor-mouth and walk and talk routine:

"Hello Bill Cipher? I'm Alex Gran from Omnversal Inc.: Para-universal and Planetary Sales Division and I have heard you are interested in our wide range of products. Now I'm here to ensure you get the world that is best for you. Now if you follow me and look here, I hear you prefer binary worlds in that case we have an excellent selection.."

Seeing that my Con-man has succeeded I order the instant wedding to be dropped around them (as in it literally gets dropped around them with Bill and the Con-man at the altar) as I fill myself with morphine, conceal Galaxia on my person, tell the investigators to keep up the good work, and put on a tux as I enter the new chapel.

I see that Bill is still distracted looking closely at the hologram the Con-man is holding. I sit down in on a front-row bench before hitting a button that teleports everyone (including the godmodder, Carmen, the crew of the Delphinus, and all players) into the chapel wearing wedding clothes. Bill is then distracted by the sound of a beautiful pipe organ piece being played by Rayquaza (who somehow fits) before his attention returns to the Con-man, now dressed as a priest with glasses reading from a bible. If he looks around then he would see me and Chaoscreeper tearfully sobbing into eachother's shoulders while Tazz is his best man.

"Do you Shanoa accept Bill Cipher as your husband till your games be over?"

Now across from Bill stands Shanoa, goddess of sexy back (and the person shown in my avatar picture), in a wedding dress, holding his hands

"I do"

"Then by the powers vested in me, I declare you husband and wife.

The con-man turns to Bill

"You may kiss the bride."

As soon as Bill gets over the shock value of what's happening (whether it causes damage or not), I press a button that returns everyone to where they were before as if nothing happened, although they do have a strange memory of a ridiculous staged wedding.

I leave the chapel, retrieve a hidden video camera, pay Shanoa and the Con-man, get Shanoa's autograph, and send them home.

_________

Collection

Laittlecrusier 188/400 (wyld, pillow, jindra, darkness, me)

Glyph armor 23/100 (wyld, pillow, jindra, darkness, me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone

edited 3rd Apr '15 4:13:51 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I replace the Samaritank with an identical but slightly more repaired copy. I then tell it and the avenger to attack the mutant blazes.

??? : 73/??? engie x2, latiome

???: 64/??? engie x2, darkness

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

The Mafia:6/50

Sanctuary :3/50 : Sanctuary isn't much a summon, sorta, but more like a new area to gather information about our enemies and allies alike. Such as weaknesses, strengths, etc.

Synthesis for this information won't be easy, however, and it will take at least 3 free actions to gather this data. The Sanctuary WILL have some defenses, so as to not get curb stomped by any roaming enemy.

Anyways...

I call the Batter and give him some pep talk to encourage him to break out of the Chaos. Add-On Alpha heals him, while the other two go on defence.

I smash a bunch of the crystals with my Chainaxe, and search them for loot, pages, and the likes.

3 +1s.

edited 3rd Apr '15 8:11:38 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I keep on punching...

2/2

I give a strong left punch...

2/2

And then a flaming uppercut.

Something something Arena.

Still needs

disease: 0/100

bone dust: 0/16

edited 3rd Apr '15 8:36:46 AM by TheGreatDuck

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

Spare Charges: 3

Physics Stabilizer: 7/30

I respond to Carrot. Yes, please contact Anakin. I have urgent matters to discuss. I then turn to the crowd. If anyone has any skills to offer to our cause, there is a battle at the Godmodder's Castle, in the direction from which I came. My allies could use all the assistance they can get.

3 +1s

SoundCloud

I apologize in advance for YV's horrid grammar. Also, whoops - fixed the curses. Sorry about that.

Royce, I need you to set up some good crowd-control Functions while YV talks.

...No problem.

Yung Venuz's voice plays loud and clear over speakerphone.

YO BILLY! It's ya cousin, 'member me? {pop pop} 'nythin' up lately? Ah, who the hell'm I kiddin', 'course ya did.

And, ah, I've decided I wanna slice of the action, yeah?

Now maaaaaaybe ya've not figured it out by now, but I ain't a fan a yours. 'S the opposite, in fact. So don'tcha go expectin' help from me.

Oh, 'n Billy? I getcher whole "dream demon" thing. 'S really cute, yeah? But just look around ya.

We both know thatcha don't just do dreams - 'n I don't just do guns.

Let's be honest, though, lot more artillery than sleeping people on the battlefield!

In conclusion, kiddo, ya've {brapp}ed yerself over.

Gun God Venuz out.

the Project(): 9/...10

edited 3rd Apr '15 5:36:53 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

No F-bombs allowed. We have to say Gorilla

Something something Arena.

Watch the language solar. It's a trend that ya replace all the curse words with the word Gorilla.

We dunno why.

I am the once and future king.

Though what with the way Mc-forums' editor is acting, the word UNDEFINED has come to have similar use.

An unrelated asteroid falls out of the sky into the Creeper Pens, impacting at an unreasonably high mach value and blasting a huge hole in the Southern Wing.

While that's going on, I keep sustained fire on the Pens with two Miniguns^4, this time loaded with simple kinetics.

Demimech Init. 6/10

edited 3rd Apr '15 11:34:51 AM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

=7 / 75= The Puffball (Lait, x2)

I call over the Table Construct to me, and apply repairs using whatever I can find around me.

>Table Construct: Multilancer the Batter.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin.

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