Destroy The Godmodder

NEW ANTI-GODMODDER HERE SIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY ORDERS FOR ME SIR?

edited 2nd Apr '15 10:05:14 AM by LordOfTheSword

Welcome!

You may only post One action this turn. In an action, you have to state exactly what you're doing. If you're targeting one thing or everything in the vicinity, do that. You can move and attack, as long as you are within range. You have to move in the same area of something to attack it.

Look at the posts from Pionoplayer, the Game moderator, to find the areas to move.

Right now, you can move into the Valley and attack the mutants.

How you attack, is up to you.

I travel to the Valley, take my enchanted bow and fire off a Shining Shot at the group of mutant creepers. I also summon Kellam (100000/100000 HP; 50000 HP armor buffer) in ten turns. And the Battlestar Galactica (1000000/1000000 HP; crew 500; main laser battery #1 400000/400000 HP; missile #2 500000/500000 HP) in twenty turns.

Kellam: 0/10

Battlestar Galactica: 0/20

edited 2nd Apr '15 6:05:25 PM by LordOfTheSword

eh... lord are you starting summoning those (As in going to some them in x [as determined by Piono] turns) or are you actually trying to bring them to the field NOW?

I summon them now. Is that ok?

edited 2nd Apr '15 1:01:17 PM by LordOfTheSword

Well, if you really want them to have that much health, and you really want them to be one charge summons, I can already tell you that they'll all have ABYSMAL attack damage.

I thought that you could only charge a max of two summons per turn?

Instasummons are incredibly weak. Try taking a look through the thread for examples of how charging works. You'll find that almost nobody uses instasummons.

edited 2nd Apr '15 12:58:19 PM by engie

Also Insta summons are HIGHLY LIKELY (to the point of NIGH CERTAIN) to be jacked by the godmodder.

I changed it for Kellam to be summoned in ten turns and the Battlestar Galactica in twenty turns.

edited 2nd Apr '15 6:04:40 PM by LordOfTheSword

That much Hp for 5 turns? BROUHAHA... Seriously, though, no.

edited 2nd Apr '15 2:36:10 PM by OhBoyTime

I mess around with my phone in the shadows with my cloaking device active, revealing that the me who tried to hit the godmodder while he was distracted was merely an illusion that I sent at the godmodder to see how successful an attack on him like that from behind would be. Turns out, not so much. With that observation made and recorded, I have Alpha search for the quickest route to Carmen's coordinates beneath me so that I can meet up with her. Also, the downed illusion of me morphs into a blowfish that somehow teleports itself beneath the godmodder's foot and inflates in order to puncture said foot with its quills. Don't ask how that works.

Falcon Punch: 6/25 (Jon, Sacred)

Saren: 289/300

One for Jon, one for Sacred, and one for Herobrine.

@engie: To be totally fair, that's what I thought and that's what I attempted as well in attempting to get Shadow to hand over the Emerald Nova to Tazz via the Oblivion special move. That didn't work, but a turn later, when I used Providence on the Iron Golems, it DID work. That, and the Portals DID NOT summon when they hit 5/5, full charge-it took another turn to actually summon them, giving Tazz the time to hijack the summon. This is the conclusion I came to: Actions in the Eo TB happen BEFORE the charges for entity attacks or equivalents go up, and always do thus. Me attempting to use Oblivion failed because, when I 'ordered' it, Oblivion was not at 3/3, it was at 2/3-it then became 3/3 well after effective actions could happen. Another way to look at it; the stats Piono posts are not the aftermath of the last turn, but rather the battlefield conditions on the current turn and what you should be reacting to. It's kind of a weird, thin line definition that I can't really explain well. In other words, you may now say {{Damn You, Muscle Memory}}! Or rather, Damn You, Mental Memory! Of course, nothing stops you from pulling another one out.

I thought that was an April Fools Joke. Bluh, I kind of hate April Fools, annoys me.

Piono didn't actually scare zbse away, did he?

I apologize for my newbishness. Might I be directed to a spot where I can see the suggested route?

Look to the first, and move along as you learn. The world must be seen before you know how it works.

Well, as it turns out, the update terminal has some sort of April Fool's add-on in it. I would try to remove it, but honestly, I doubt I will have to work with this thing for enough time for it to come up again. So here you are, brand new update.

And does anybody know if there's a way to undo the site layout change? The border on either side of the site is just way too big and it makes the rest of the page feel cramped.

Q&A: @herobrine: Yes. 500+ blazes in the valley. You've got a lot of mobs to kill. And I can't see tazz anywhere but in the intersection... @ohboy: Go ahead and recruit, but your... benefits will be more spread out amongst the PGs, so the more friends you have, the less curb-stomping bad-buttery you get to do on your own. @wyld: Most of the important places that aren't mob spawners have been caved inwards by the extremely heavy barrage of death that's been going on. @tazz: Would you mind giving Laitome the ability descriptions for Bill? @engie: 1. You could in no way take on the OP scale, Richard, the update terminal, or the Author. All four would be able to squash you flat without a problem, well, except for the godmodder, but that's because 'reasons'. Power-wise he should be able to. And no, you didn't finish charging it, but we already discussed that. @lord: You're lucky I'm not very good at being malicious like I'm supposed to be, I'm going to cut you some slack and just nope those summons before you summon even more unbeatable bosses to the godmodder's team. Seriously dude, quick summons never work, and five rounds of charging for stuff that powerful is almost the same as trying to insta-summon something regular boss-strengthed. Sorry kid, but those summons ain't goin through, especially not with that kinda health. @solar: Just so you know, I am reading your things, I just haven't responded because you haven't been doing actions. @wyld: Yes, you've still got benefits, I'm letting you keep them since you haven't actually abused the infusion a whole lot.

@tazzpowerscale: Okay, few misconceptions. Binary is powerful, but not that powerful. Within a code-based universe, Binary would be able to take on the godmodder, but only in Godcraft's timescale. Outside of a code-based environment, Binary would be limited to the powers afforded him by Bill unless there are digital, binary-based electronics nearby. And Bill's home-universe powers are actually pretty limited. Now, the extent of major reality warping was shown to be limited in the fight against Binary, where it took merging with the Glitch to give Binary the chance to survive against the various players. To that extent, although capable of going toe-to-toe with the godmodder, certain over-the-top entities that are not major characters would easily take down Binary in a fight, such as Eternis, the OP king, and engie in full power mode. And if you're going to bring up piono taking on Eternis during the fourth wall side-quest, he was merely acting to try and distract Eternis there, the real fight was between the OP king and Eternis, piono didn't actually end up doing much and, although this will probably never get mentioned in-game at any time, almost got himself killed by Eternis's backswing. Either way, although I will admit that Bill is getting nerfed to an extent, he's not being as undercut as you think. Most of that comes from limited omniscience being highly situational (ie: depends on what the Narrative desires at the time. [[note: Read as, Depends On The Writer]]) and as such, since he's in an area that's more hostile to it, his sight is more limited than it would usually be elsewhere, and as such, he doesn't have the information advantage that would normally be making him stupidly hard to kill.

@everyone: For all in-universe purposes, assume that the April Fool's Day update didn't happen. In reality, all it did was a minor temporal glitch that in the midst of the rest of cut-and-pasting the update terminal does, really wasn't noticeable. The universe did not explode, no one in tvtropes noticed that anything was wrong, and actions will continue as normal. And no, I did not give permission for a second round of posts. Also... I've decided I'm going to do a bit of shortening of what would otherwise be a drawn out boss-fight sequence. I'm making a cut-n-run for the 10 hp events because I'm a little bit overexcited for my next DTG project. No, I'm not going to skip things, but you are going to be on the receiving end of a small boss rush. Which is going to consist of one more boss than is already on the battlefield actually. As in, one more is going to be summoned within a few rounds, and that plus the terror wither and Bill Cipher will all be wreaking havoc at once. And something will happen to make this not completely unfair. What prompted this fast forward? I realized that we're less than a week away from this thread's anniversary. That's right, April 7th is the day the godmodder first invaded tvtropes, and on that day, the beginning of the end will explode into motion, and it'll (hopefully) be a non-stop whirlwind of 'fun', entertainment and action from then on.

@lord'stutorial: Okay, starting out isn't too complex. What you need to know is that everything labeled [PG] in the battlefield status needs to die, direct attacks (try not to get too overpowered, because that doesn't really work) are a good starting point, and if you're going to do some charges, I would recommend just saving them up for some to-be-used-when-needed powered actions at this point, as the battlefield is, within the span of the next week or so, going to undergo a swift and brutal cleansing of entities and artifacts. Not everything's going to die, but most of it is. And how much survives is dependent on how good a job you guys do at killing off the things implementing the massacre.

Argh, the new layout messes up my flow, I'm working even slower than usual. Anyways, what with the announcement that we're just a few rounds away from the beginning of the end, I have another announcement: My handful (read: 3) of people who were my first choices for GMing the next tvtropes session are all either unable or uninterested in running it, which brings me to this announcement: We need the next GM chosen, and chosen soon so that the next game's blessing can be obtained from TT2000 and twinbuilder before it starts, so as to avoid lots of unnecessary drama. Anyone who is interested in GMing the second tvtropes session should PM me, and tell me what sort of ideas they have in mind for implementing in the next session. Don't apply if you won't be able to regularly put in an hour or two of work on updating! And regularly means at the very least three times a week, and that's setting a low bar.

And as the end comes to a close... listen to the Endgame music. I'm not sure whether it truly fits or not, but I've had the tune stuck in my head for like a week now, and the name fits.

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Shiny follows the 501st soldier as the trooper marches away from the site of the Glitch, he comes to an area that looks sort of like a base camp. A handful of civilians (read: non-gods) are being loaded into a transport at the edge of the camp, which flies away. The 501st marches up the officer overseeing it, who is not in fact Darth Vader, but actually one Carrot Ironfounderson. He walks over, the usually upbeat disposition of the captain of the city guard looking slightly tired. "Hello? Oh, you must be one of the Fighters. If you're trying to contact people, I can have someone find Anakin for you."

h2o calls over the Batter, but the Batter is assaulted by chaos, who gives him a very nasty beating of various kinds, dealing 9000 damage to the Batter and preventing him from leaving the courtyard. H2o examines the now re-dead undead mutant mobs around him for loot. Nope, nothing good. The best he can find that isn't an artifact made of the now useless black crystal is the golden weapons of the mutant zombie pigmen, which really wouldn't be all that useful anyways. Jondanger attempts an incredibly obvious April Fools 'prank' and gets his watermelon smashed on his head for his troubles. Darkness shoots up in the air, Rayquaza almost doesn't feel the strike, and, having finished eating amp's ship, just flies away. When darkness rushes up to the godmodder, the godmodder whirls around, grabs his wrist, and snaps the blade of Raikiri in half. The godmodder then steps on the half-illusory dead holograph ichigo.

Alpha tells ichigo that the fastest way would be to take one of the holes in the ground, straight down to where Carmen is. The godmodder turns to ohboy, Alright then, follow me, once we deal with the noobs down there, I have a quick job for you. And the godmodder jumps down one of the chutes, and as I have a pretty good idea of ohboy's playing style, I'm confident in saying that he does so too. Jindra continues digging his way upwards, and finally manages to come out... in the main hall. He is quickly followed by tazz, who somehow did a vertical hyper-speed moonwalk up the side of the tunnel that jindra has just dug. The floor still seems to be shaking though... You're not sure if this room will be safe either. In the nether room, everyone looks on as an extremely pissed off engie explodes his drone. This was the point where the April Fool's prank made us miss an update, and so the Author did not see what transpired next.

In a very short period of time, all of the following happens; math unleashes the holy light upon the terror wither, which deals 12000 damage, but nothing beyond that. The terror wither is very large, and is strong enough that the action was unable to inflict the debuffs, but math does recover another page. Tabbune's frostbolt hits the terror wither in the face, dealing a reduced 8000 damage because of all the lava in the room. The terror wither is too busy blowing absolutely everything up to notice though. Herobrine tosses his dagger to tabbune, and unleashes a barrage of firey charges that disable 35 of the small nether portals, but he is hit by one of the terror wither's skulls, which throws him violently into one of the upper walkways, which is collapsing. The nanobots work furiously to cleanse his system of the withering, and the last of them expend themselves putting him back to full health. The Party rushes to Carmen Sandiego, who moves out with them into the nether chamber right as the intersection completely collapses. And all while this is happening, engie's rant is cut short by the godmodder dropping from the ceiling and utterly crushing the extra spark of the universe eater with the banhammer. Ohboy drops to the walkway right behind him. The terror wither's skulls blast out large sections of the walkway, and the sections that herobrine, tabbune and math are on begin dropping slowly towards the lava below. Crap, I'd hoped to hold onto these for longer. She pulls out a few pellets, throws them out into the air, and three inflatable, yet fully functional, hoverbikes puffs up in front of the Party and Carmen. Come on, there's no time. We need to grab the others and get out of here. Now. Everything continues to collapse inwards, 10 of the large nether portals drop off of their railing and fall into the lava far below, becoming disabled, and the terror wither regains another 250K health.

Above ground, ofthesword charges into the valley and fires a shining shot into the mutant creepers, killing 4 of them. Delphinus fires with all weaponry at the mutant blazes, killing 70 of them. Wyld suddenly pops into existence above the mutant blazes, and kills another 6 with cryo bombs. The mutant blazes unleash another wall of fire upon the entities within the valley, inflicting the inferno debuff on everything but the Wasps. The Wasps all use up 2 missiles apiece and punch right through the mutant blazes blocking their way out, and move to the middle. 40 blazes are killed in the process. The frigate kills 10 ghasts on its way through, but the mutant ghasts return fire, dealing 20000 damage to the frigate, combined with the damage dealt by the blazes' close range volley. The SPAMMAs wipe out 50 of the mutant creepers, and the avenger mech takes down the rest, even before they get a chance to blow up. The armors in the fortress try to rest and recuperate from their battle damages. Fseftr charges into the horde, but all the mutant creepers are dead by the time fseftr gets there, and so settles for brutally squishing 5 mutant spiders. Samaritank uses Send Feds on the mutant blazes, wiping out a flat 100 of them. The mutant spiders all charge and attack the Samaritank, and deal 40000 damage before all getting killedified. The inferno debuffs deal 10000 damage to Delphinus and all its parts, but also kills off 20 of the crew members, deals 5000 damage to the armored ambulance, 40000 damage to the Samaritank, and 30000 damage to the avenger mech.

In the middle, the table construct blows up another 7 creeper breeding pens. Laitome returns to the middle, and right after he tells his investigators to work harder and they find another page, slices off the top of a tower of the godmodder's castle with a sword beam, dealing 50000 damage to the southern section, then using the knee of justice to launch the tower into space, and teleporting into space, using a volcano kick. Bill takes a whopping 10 damage from getting hit with this attack all out of nowhere... something seems to be messing with his sight. He doesn't let this insult pass though, and follows Laitome up to the orbit... where he finds an even better target for 0bl1v10n... The mindlessly raging Rayquaza, who still hasn't moved to far off yet. A massive blast from the greater god pokemon, sends Laitome careening back down through the atmosphere down to earth. Laitome lands, and survives, barely. But the armor, which saved him from the fall, is completely busted.

Amp, completely on accident, and in a totally unlikely place, locates another of zbse's pages, and creates another massive explosion in the creeper breeding pens, exploding 4 of them. Cobalt attempts to smash a computer monitor into the bomber, but discovers that since the bomber is currently incorporeal, he cannot. Pillow sprays large amounts of mustard gas throughout the northern section. All the creepers explode from sheer pain, alunching the two players and table construct back out into the main area of the middle, dealing 15000 damage to the table construct, destroying the rest of the creeper pens, and dealing 20000 damage to the northern section itself. Zbse continues punching away, himself and the drone destroying 3 more creeper breeding pens. The drone is blown up by a mutant creeper, but zbse keeps right on punching. Coolstar sprays the mutant blazes with fire-retardant spray, killing 5 of them. The bomber does another bombing run, dealing 30000 damage to the western section. The mutant iron golems swarm around the table construct, and launch it into the air. It flies up wards with such velocity, it catches one of the Wasps, smashing it to pieces. The table construct itself takes 10000 damage upon landing. The frigate, still burning, takes 20000 damage, and two of the grunt armors inside burn to death. The Western section takes 15000 damage from the violently exothermic reaction, and 10 more spider webs are destroyed by it as well. The mutant mobs move in to the valley to provide what little reinforcements they are at this point.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 2/3. massive cannon: 2/4.

The Warden [AG]: Hp: 70000/75000 [garrisoned]

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 30000/50000. Dragon Ender [A] [garrisoned]

Captain Armor x5 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Life Ray [A]: [garrisoned]

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Valley: [swamped]

fseftr, ofthesword, wyld [AG]

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 880000/1000000. crew: 173 AP: 13. Moonstone cannon: 2/3. torpedo: Hp: 160000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 60000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 35000/75000. [inferno: 3 rounds]

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 9500/35000. patients: none [inferno: 2 rounds]

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 128000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds ||| Brute Force Hacking |||||!. [inferno: 3 rounds]

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 283000/500000 [inferno: 2 rounds]

mutant creepers x38 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant spiders x40 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant blazes x147 [PG]: Hp: 1500/2000

mutant blazes x264 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant ghasts x52 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Middle:

Ruined Castle [PG]: Central tower: Hp: 2227000/3000000. Northern section: Hp: 84000/500000. Southern section: Hp: 205000/500000. Western section: Hp: 205000/500000 [violently exothermic reaction: 2 rounds]

mutant creepers x15 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant spiders x30 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant blazes x18 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant ghasts x10 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

mutant iron golems x163 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 0110. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 3/3. Prov1dence 2/3. 0bl1v10n. 1/3. M1ndbender 5/5. The Tum0r 5/8.

Wasps x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: Flame elites x3: Hp: 8000/10000. 4 missiles

Wasp [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: Banishment elite: Hp: 8000/10000. 4 missiles.

bomber [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000: Banishment Lieutenant: Hp: 48000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [banished]

Frigate [AG]: 45000/100000: Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x2: Hp: 5000/5000. [inferno: 2 rounds]

Table Construct [N]: Hp: 20000/60000

laitome [AG]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 1/2. mach tornado 5/5

coolstar, solarflare, pillow, amp [AG]

twin, cobalt [N]

Godmodder’s Castle: Southern Section

Creeper breeding pens x15 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Western Section

spider webs x30 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000. [violently exothermic reaction: 2 rounds]

Godmodder’s Castle: Courtyard

The Batter [PG]: Hp: 111000/150000. Add-On Alpha: Heal 2/2. Add-On Omega: Rending Crush 2/4. Add-On Epsilon: Scattered Targeting 2/3.

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s sword [A].

jondanger, pastry, darkness [AG]

chaoscreeper [N]

Godmodder’s Castle: Nether Chamber

The Godmodder: Hp: 17/100

ohboy [PG]

Terror Wither [PG]: Hp: 2220000/3000000

large nether portals x10 [PG]: Hp: 2500/2500

small nether portals x18 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

tabbune [AG]: Evility Dagger [A].

math, herobrine [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Main Hall

jindra [AG]

tazz [N]

Godmodder’s Castle: Summoning Room

h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]

Near the Glitch:

501st trooper

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 55/101 pages found

edited 2nd Apr '15 9:06:07 PM by pionoplayer

The new site layout is new and permanent. The issue has been brought up (WITH THE ROAR OF THE MASSES) and is being worked on. Supposedly.

edited 2nd Apr '15 5:58:33 PM by JindraAG

Got a suggestion for where I should start?

Read Lord Herobrine's posts, pick something to do, do it in as creative a manner as you can. Don't try summoning stuff unless you have a good idea and a lot of time to charge.

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@strategy: Might I ask ya'll not to mass post your actions until the War report is out? It does me no good to suggest stuff when you're already gone and done something else.

@piono: I'm not getting into a conversation regarding power levels in regards to others. Without word of God, that's annoying I was merely stating that to give a rough indicator of how powerful he was to Laitome. I will say that I made a mistake: Binary actually out-powers Bill in-and-out of code-based environments, but Bill is still a force to be reckoned with in his own right.

@Laitome If you want full disclosure: Bill's full powerset right now (that is honestly relevant) includes nigh-total mastery of mental abilities, Omniscience regarding all things within the mind (especially if he's IN the mind), code-based manipulation that effectively serves as a form of major reality warping (and making him at Richard's in Code-based environments, if not above), the use of Fire and Lightning and eye beams to a great extent (as I've shown), limited Omniscience outside the Mindscape, and whatever the tumor grants him, which has been terribly vauge at best but is a power-up of considerable force. And though that is a lot, Piono is right, this isn't the best there is-and it's still considerably better than most players...Most. coughcoughengiecoughcough.

@Tazz: I feel like shots have been fired, hmmmm?

@tazz Yeah I knew that when I threw the first punch. I mean the effects of Bill's specials like oblivion and providence. That stuff I want to know before getting them thrown at me.

That took entirely too long. It is 11 o' clock. You guys better be grateful.