Your sore on your body.
I summon sword cat (10/14) (Beast, Warrior Race, Unknown), Then craft a rifle and grab some Ammo. I use my hiding place as cover, as I fire at the mutants. Rifle: 2/10 charges:0
I'm a derpysore, I might be on your shin or your arm.
That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich
I acknowledge that there are not that many mutant Ghasts left so i throw some [censored] up at them, hoping to just thin the variety
Zorg charge:7
Arzor charge:7
The less you think about it, the more it works.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
IGNORE THIS POST
CRISIS AVERTED.
edited 30th Mar '15 4:52:53 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Knight of Cerebus
Herp derp, in response to a thing that no longer exists. IGNORE IT.
edited 30th Mar '15 6:19:48 PM by Amperzand
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Something something smithy
I continue dismanltling the pins with my fists.
Something something Arena.
Yeah, you go Zbse.
Holy damn this update is taking forever.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Knight of Cerebus
Patently so.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Let's just move this to the top of the page and pull out the 4 leaf clover garden, cross our finger-analogues, and then maybe hopefully see things.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
First in and first knocked out
I apologize guys, something's gone screwy with my sleep cycle and I fell asleep less than half an hour after getting home from school, so I didn't even get the chance to get on the computer to so much as do Q&A or tell you guys I wouldn't be updating. I'll try to update tonight, updates will mostly be comes after 6 on school days for a while now, but I should still be able to update.
Sorry about last night, it was completely unintentional.
I might have time to update bits and pieces today, but there won't be a full new update tonight, I'll just be finishing up what I can't do by then. Once again, I'm sorry about the surprise lack of update.
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@everyone: For the love of... roleplaying needs to pay attention to causality! You can't respond to a rant you can't hear! All actions and arguing relating to the godmodder's rant that came from someone who wasn't there and didn't explain how they could listen in is going to be ignored.
Q&A: @shiny: The tvtropes world doesn't actually exist in a code-based state, its just accessed through such. (this means that although the world isn't code-based, people accessing tvtropes through the game are), your best bet would still be Deadpool, if you can find him. And since King Candy isn't a god, there is a chance he wouldn't even know of tvtropes' existence as a wiki, and since he's not a 4th wall breaking character, he would most certainly be unaware of the game aspect of it. Also, remember that the Glitch was what broke the chaos emeralds in the first place, and its stronger now than when it first did that. Using the chaos emeralds right now is probably not the best of plans. @derpy: Welcome! Although you seem a little confused. charging is done by increments of 1, and you only get one post per round. @engie: This thread won't die spontaneously, sometimes real life happens and I can't update. If this thread is going to die, I will tell you guys. @h2o: Is there any point to the add-ons beyond extra flavor text? It seems to me that basically the Batter has three abilities, four attacks, one is stronger than the others and the other is weaker, and that's it. I'll still list the add-ons if you insist though. @wyld: This is DTG, real-life physics only applies if the GM allows it. @herobrine: Carmen can't read the update terminal, she doesn't have 4th wall related powers. Technically the rest of you shouldn't either, but that would sort of put a damper on things getting done. @ohboy: I think you chose the worst possible time to try and side with the godmodder. You just tried to hit him, and we're also in the range of time where being PG sort of isn't going to provide any proper bonuses anymore, well, charge-wise. If you really want to go through with this, I should be able to figure out something to make up for you basically being on your own. Also, I agree. These rants at the godmodder were extremely corny. Oh well, Talking is a free action after all. @laitome: Then the mutant mobs stop spawning. @cobalt: 250000, that's 5000 health to each web. @pillow: That 50 charge did upwards of 100K damage. You did lots. @solar: Targeting the AGs would probably be a bad idea, but no, there is nothing stopping you from targeting the other players other than the players themselves. @tazz: oops, yeah, that was a typo. @pastry: If you see this before I get to your post over there... Might want to go back and edit. You got the 6000th post. You are entitled to using the power of the 6000th post to unleash a stupidly powerful one-off action (or a summon if its gimmicky enough and has a small enough health/attack pool for it to be close enough to a one-off). Look up the previous 1000 post actions if you want some examples. 50 page pageclaims can also count, although those aren't quite as powerful.
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Shiny follows the 501st, then takes a look at the chaos emeralds, the 501st sees them and stops. "Wait, you're one of the fighters! Hold on, I'll take you to see Lord Vader." Wyld unleashes the main cannon of the fortress, creating a line of steam explosions in the middle of the blazes, killing 50 of them. The Warden emergency teleports himself and the other infantry armors back to the main castle. Four fighters are spawned and then manned by the four remaining elites, which then move to the center as the SPAMMAs take out 50 mutant creepers. The frigate attempts a gravity wave, which kills 5 mutant ghasts. The fighters move in and give fire support, killing another 4. The ghasts return fire, but the wasps all dodge nimbly out of the way. The frigate does not, and takes 15000 damage from various hits.
Laitome's team of searchers locate a single page of zbse's book. Fseftr respawns in the middle of the ghasts, telefragging two, before falling to the ground. The Samaritank and Avenger Mech both open fire on the ghasts, bringing down 30. The mutant creepers charge into the Samaritank, supported by the mutant spiders, after the fight, all the mutant mobs are dead, but due to the Samaritank's highly inconvenient lack of actual guns, the tank has taken 50000 damage. Bill unleashes a rain of orchid miniguns upon the mutant iron golems, smashing up 10 of them, and using Pr0v1dence, even though the iron golems technically don't have minds, brings down another 25. Bill is then smashed in the face by Laitome's falcon punch. Laitome then 'ports to the valley. coolstar throws a [censored] into the mutant ghasts causing [redacted] and [data expunged] killing 3 of them.
Herobrine and tabbune, deciding that the godmodder is in way over his head, jump down the tubes down to the nether chamber. H2o summons the Batter, who walks into the courtyard. The Batter and his add-ons quickly wipe out the mutant wolves. The godmodder growls, Fine, more of those stupid things should've been here by now. I suppose I'll just do the witty banter and kick everyone's sorry hides. Jondanger throws a giant banana peel at the godmodder, who simply launches the peel into darkness midway through his speech. I don't have to think! Moral quandaries and the like became irrelevant long, long ago! My mission statement was never to make you out to be the bad guys, simply to point out to you all that you are hardly the upstanding citizens most of you seem to like to think you are. At least the universe eater is honest about his ethics. Chaos rushes out and launches a large number of tables at the godmodder, the godmodder puts his fists together, and a wave of expanding energy bursts outwards, smashing all the tables. Ichigo rushes out, Alpha informing him that troop-spawning locations are in pretty much every part of the castle except for the quarter that was leveled by earlier attacks, and that Carmen Sandiego is a distance beneath his feet and off a little ways. He comes in hot with the Falcon Punch... and the godmodder grabs his fist, You'll have to be faster than that... Oh. Hold on, you're one of the especially annoying ones. I have something special for you. The godmodder slams ichigo onto the ground, then scoops him up with the banhammer. He looks sideways at ohboy, Underdog? Not quite, but some help would be appreciated. And he slams ichigo straight through the Batter, knocking Ichigo into the ground, and dealing 30000 damage to the Batter. Is this the best you all can do?
h2o moves inwards one room, and finds a massive room layered in massive latices of black crystal. The same kind that shards of which now litter the main hallway. It isn't glowing, and there's numerous summoning portals all around the room, as well as lots and lots of fallen mutant undead. Looks like there was another wave about to come out when you broke the center point. Cobalt, deciding that it will be easier to explore further if he takes down the spider webs, sprays chlorine triflouride all over the place. In retrospect, that was probably not the best way to open up exploration. He quickly stumbles backwards as the hallway itself ignites in a massive violently exothermic reaction. He spits out various ghast fireballs... but it really doesn't do anything compared to the conflagration that is chlorine trifluoride.
Amp moves to the northern section, and sweeps a massive wave of fire across the creeper pens, destroying 3. Pillow whips up a projectile of pure sharks, and slams it into the northern section, dealing 12000 damage. The table construct uses fragment on the creeper pens, destroying 10 of them. The missiles all suicide, destroying another 10 (since the missiles don't have nearly as much AoE), and zbse does some hands-on creeper pen dismantling with his fists, taking out 2. HAN-D uses unethical reassembly and overclock on the creeper pens, destroying 20 of the creeper pens. And then the mobs come out to defend their homes. Cobalt steps to the side as flaming spiders run about in circles, but the creeper pens don't have such great infernos going on in them. Both the table construct and HAN-D take 15000 damage from surprise creeper suicide bombings, and HAN-D is destroyed by this. HAN-D's drone somehow manages to take out another creeper pen all on its own.
The Western Section takes 10000 damage from the violently exothermic reaction, and 10 of the spider webs are torched. And then... thunder from the skies, a massive build up of electrical energy, and a massive lightning arrow slams into the godmodder's castle, dealing 500000 damage to the central tower and 200000 damage to the other three sections in a massive bolt of pure electrical death. The bomber deals another 30000 damage to the northern section. The mutant iron golems turn around, completely lost and bewildered as to what to do, partially because of Bill screwing with them, and partially because, well, there's not much they can do. The castle's being attacked from within, not without.
Jindra footstools off the top of tazz's head, and begins digging into the ceiling. Extremely unhappy about the attempted hat-flattening, tazz retaliates with a massive barrage of high explosives. Needless to say, this starts a cave-in. A big one, lots of rock falling. You... You just did that. You actually just did that. Carmen runs out into the nether chamber to try and escape falling rubble, but discovers that the situation there is not much better. Math sacrifices his flight boots to deal a hefty attack of 10000 damage, but most of the damage being caused by the blowout of 30 of the smaller portals. There was never supposed to be any of that. It is not my fault that I can't control all of reality. Perhaps I'll manage to change that some day. Wait, what?! You have the gorilla Nitrogen gun!? How the gorilla Did you get that past the OP scale!?!? Engie charges the thing up, but then as herobrine and tabbune clamber to their feet from their drop from the ceiling, the terror wither rises back up and roars. Engie looks at the nitrogen gun, and sees a little electrical panel flashing at him: "Warning, irreconcilable magic type present. Further disruption may-" and that's when the massive lightning bolt hits. The electricity rips through the ground, through the metal walkways, zapping herobrines nanonmachines, son! (reducing durability by 50%) and causing the nitrogen gun to short out. Engie drops it and it falls into the lava far below with a pathetic crackle, the crystal within it disrupted and its power diffused by the OP scale, unwilling to let the attack go through with the charge unfinished.
The terror wither roars in rage, and a stream of black skulls begins shooting all around the room, taking out large chunks of the walkway. Carmen shouts over the din, Nice going geniuses! Now the entire basement is caving in! Got any ideas on getting us out alive?! Anyone noting the terror wither's health will notice the regen (this round, and the regen from last round I forgot to apply). In the Valley, the only group of mobs not to have attacked yet create a massive wall of flame that destroys the StuG after it deals 50K damage to the northern section of the godmodder's castle, and deals 10000 damage to the avenger mech, Samaritank, Delphinus and all of its parts, and the armored ambulance. The mobs from the middle move up to the valley. In the courtyard, after the quaking from pastry's massive attack subsides, the godmodder turns to ohboy. I have a localized apocalypse to stop, come with me if you wish, if not, feel free to stay here and take these jerks on.
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Battlefield
Far Right:
Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 4/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 1/4.
Wyld [AG]: [garrisoned]
The Warden [AG]: Hp: 50000/75000 [garrisoned]
Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 10000/50000. Dragon Ender [A] [garrisoned]
Captain Armor x4 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]
Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000: Life Ray [A]:
SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000
anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Valley: [fortified against PGs ] [swamped]
laitome [AG]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 5/5. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 1/8. Knee of Justice 5/5. Volcano Kick 4/4. plasma sniper [A]
fseftr [AG]
Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 890000/1000000. crew: 193 AP: 22. Moonstone cannon: 2/3. torpedo: Hp: 170000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 70000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 45000/75000.
armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 14500/35000. patients: none
Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 208000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!.
Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 313000/500000
Frigate [AG]: 85000/100000: Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x3: Hp: 5000/5000.
Wasps x3 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: Flame elites x3: Hp: 8000/10000. 6 missiles
Wasp [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: Banishment elite: Hp: 8000/10000. 6 missiles.
mutant creepers x84 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500
mutant spiders x50 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500
mutant blazes x363 [PG]: Hp: 1500/2000
mutant blazes x216 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000
mutant ghasts x42 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000
Middle:
Ruined Castle [PG]: Central tower: Hp: 2227000/3000000. Northern section: Hp: 104000/500000. Southern section: Hp: 255000/500000. Western section: Hp: 250000/500000 [violently exothermic reaction: 3 rounds]
mutant creepers x38 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500
mutant spiders x40 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500
mutant blazes x53 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000
mutant ghasts x20 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000
mutant iron golems x163 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000
Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 1000. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 3/3. Prov1dence 1/3. 0bl1v10n. 3/3. M1ndbender 4/5. The Tum0r 4/8.
bomber [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000: Banishment Lieutenant: Hp: 48000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [banished]
coolstar, solarflare [AG]
twin [N]
Godmodder’s Castle: Northern Section
Creeper breeding pens x20 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000
Table Construct [N]: Hp: 45000/60000
pillow, amp [AG]
Godmodder’s Castle: Southern Section
Creeper breeding pens x18 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000
drone [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500
zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]
Godmodder’s Castle: Western Section
spider webs x40 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000. [violently exothermic reaction: 3 rounds]
cobalt [N]
Godmodder’s Castle: Courtyard
The Godmodder: Hp: 17/100
The Batter [PG]: Hp: 120000/150000. Add-On Alpha: Heal 1/2. Add-On Omega: Rending Crush 1/4. Add-On Epsilon: Scattered Targeting 1/3.
ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s sword [A].
darkness [AG]: Raikiri [A]
ohboy, jondanger, pastry, chaoscreeper [AG]
Godmodder’s Castle: Nether Chamber
Terror Wither [PG]: Hp: 1990000/3000000
large nether portals x20 [PG]: Hp: 2500/2500
small nether portals x53 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000
herobrine [AG]: Evility Dagger [A]. Nanomachines, son! durability: 50% [A]
tabbune, math, engie [AG]
Godmodder’s Castle: Intersection [caving in]
Carmen Sandiego [AG]
Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]
jindra [AG]
tazz [N]
Godmodder’s Castle: Summoning Room
h2obox [AG]: elemental chainaxe [A]
Near the Glitch:
501st trooper
shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]
Zbse’s sidequest: 52/101 pages found
edited 31st Mar '15 7:19:31 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
@Piono: Ah, don't worry about it. Things happen. I didn't get much sleep last night because my dad got mad at me about math while I WAS LITERALLY IN BED. So, things happen. C'est la vie.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
THE WAR REPORT!
DIAGNOSIS: Tentative
- We need to begin moving towards our targets. Army, Bill, The Wither, and the Castle.
- Wyld: You need to start moving. Take the army into the valley and thin the Blaze numbers...
@Piono: Are there supposed to be 500+ blazes in the valley?
- VALLEY WAR ZONE: Push against the Creepers. Exterminate their entire population, then move on from there.
- MIDDLE: Laitome and Bomber. You are the most heavily fortified to fight Bil. ELIMINATE HIM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
- Coole Star. Focus on the Mutants. Take as many of them out as possible.
- Flare: Watch out for Twin, but hit the mutants.
- Coole Star. Focus on the Mutants. Take as many of them out as possible.
- NORTHERN: Pillow. Amp. Keep on the Pens! Go for Area of Effect attacks.
- SOUTHERN: You almost have it! There's not that many pens left. ONWARD!
- WESTERN: Cobalt! Switch plans and plant a large amount of bombs to be set off by the exothermic reaction. Your job is to prepare for the reaction to obliterate the Western section.
- COURTYARD: Darkness And Pastry. Hit that Godmodder till he bleeds TEARS. Pastry! Focus on the Terror Wolves!
- Jon and Tabbune. We need to get to the Nether chamber and March on the Terror Wither.
- Ohboy! Move to the Western Section and assist Cobalt!
- Creeper. Move to the Nether chamber. We need assistance on that Wither.
- Ohboy! Move to the Western Section and assist Cobalt!
- Jon and Tabbune. We need to get to the Nether chamber and March on the Terror Wither.
- INTERSECTION: EVACUATE THE INTERSECTION! EVACUATE! MOVE INTO THE VALLEY AND ASSIST WITH THE ARMY
- Shiny: Follow the 501st. He seems to know what he's doing. Maybe he'll lead somewhere good. Keep following him.
- NETHER CHAMBER: TABBUNE. MATH. ENGIE. TARGET THE WITHER, AND BRING THAT BROKEN GORILLA DOWN!
- Summoning room: Search the entire room for clues, hints, anything. Anything at all. Pages, even.
New goals:
DESTROY BILL CIPHER
DESTROY THE CASTLE
DESTROY THE TERROR WITHER
Everyone! Also include a search for Zbse's pages! I think we need to pursue this one further!
[End war report]
edited 31st Mar '15 8:02:17 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
I really don't care for charge bonuses; I was never going to use them anyways. It's fun this way. But if you think that PG isn't feasible with the whole "I tried to hit him thing" Well, I'll just be chaotic neutral or something.
OK, I'm gonna use Indra's Arrow for my 6000th post power. I'm going back to edit.
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
@piono Yeah, kinda that. I kinda meant to make this a Group-Boss-Kill-The-Boss-And-Everything-Attached-Dies kinda thing.. Is it balanced though? I kinda think their attacks would add up to about what the normal attack damage for summon of he hat many charges. It would just be that they have the ability to distribute that damage as needed. Oh, and yeah list the Add-Ons to. The abilities are kinda linked to them. The Add-Ons can't really be killed except through the Batter's death, but they can be stunned for a bit.
Did you accidentally write him as PG or is he actually pg now? These actions will assume he's AG..
I call the Batter over, and he and his Add-Ons smash the Undead while I thoroughly scan the room for any items.
The Mafia: 5/50
Synthesis:1/50
3 +1s.
edited 1st Apr '15 4:00:11 AM by h2obox
Welcome to my special hell.
@piono I just assumed that the Godmodder wasn't physically there, and was playing the TV Tropes game, so Blue could hear the speech through game chat... If that's not the case though, Samaritan is a surveillance system first and foremost, and Fseftr AI didn't stop being a thing just because I haven't brought it up here. Either way, Blue responded through game chat.
Knight of Cerebus
@piono; The aforementioned power armor. I can hear you talking on the moon, if I focused everything on it.
/null
edited 31st Mar '15 3:26:40 PM by Amperzand
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Keeping cool
Null Post:
The TV Tropes world not actually being digital (as in made of code) was not anticipated. I will have to rework my plan. In the meantime... if this isn't a digital world, then what is the Glitch?
edited 31st Mar '15 3:18:48 PM by ShinyCottonCandy
SoundCloud
Knight of Cerebus
Something wrong with the program that allows us code-based players to act here?
/null
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
First in and first knocked out
Whoo! Lots of responses! I've got time, just going to respond to people quick.
@ohboy: Nah, you're good. If you want to do it, the godmodder'd be happy with having an ally, especially one right next to him. two people is better than one, even if one is the godmodder. @pastry: Okay. @h2o: Oh, the add-ons can be stunned? That still works then. Stats are okay, I'll figure out some way to balance them. @fseftr/amp: I'd still prefer if you didn't respond to the godmodder when you aren't physically there. I have to try and thread his responses through his actions, and if there isn't a corresponding action, it makes it clunky.
@shiny: Something very, very bad. Bit of a spoiler here, don't look at it if you want it to be a surprise The Glitch is a remnant from the Glitch in Godcraft. When the Author went to deal with the Glitching of twinbuilder's terminal, some of the Glitch leaked into his. Due to time shenanigans abounding and temporal instabilities caused by large portions of DTG canon, this ended up manifesting in some poorly-implemented code-based actions earlier on, and although not the whole Glitch, they were still dangerous. When the Glitch was shut down in Godcraft, it exploded in tvtropia, at the only remaining physical location where Glitch energy remained; Wyld's downed fighter from chasing the godmodder. tvtropes not being a code-based universe hampered its growth of course, but its started getting really bad by this point.
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Knight of Cerebus
@piono; A'right. I'm good with that.
/null
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Keeping cool
Wanderer
Alice (280/450 shiny, pillow, ohboy, sacred, shiny, wyld, h2o) note
Nekomata(18/75 shiny, ohboy, shiy) note
I'll keep digging towards the courtyard. The Delphinus shall attack the Blazes with all available weaponry.
1x +1 to sacred. 2x to anyone AG.
Looking back at all of the crazy non-sense happening, I giggle. "I think I'll take you up on that offer, it's not like I could kill them or anything."
I follow the Godmodder to help him with whatever he is doing to stop this.
Does anyone else want to join? We have cookies!
@Math: I did forget the portal room. My bad.
Portal Room A Gs! Ground the Terror Wither into dust. Knock over more portals while you're at it, and scour the chamber for pages.
OH MY. PASTRY, YOU GOT THE 6000TH POST IN THIS FORUM THREAD.
Something good might happen.
edited 29th Mar '15 10:59:46 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.