Destroy The Godmodder

11/???[sacred][h20] 2/???[h20]

hey, our genocide(s) was pretty much for the same reason you say you are killing people too, the 'they started it' argument.

weelll.... thats not ENTIERYL true...

what? did you do somethign different?

mine tried to surrender...

huh. thats pretty messed up that you kept going.

they deserved it, trust me.

I quickly take control of the laser now that it has recharged and fire it at the now weakened blazes... but i also alter the beam to fire a high pressure water stream. steam explosion any one? And not only that, but i fire it while changing what its aiming at instead of the standard blast at a single point tactic, leaving explosions all across the sky.(this is an anime trope somewhere but i dont know if its got a page, care to help me out here?) incase someone doesn't know, when water is heated by a VERY intense heat source, I.E: blazes that are hot enough to disrupt weather patterns, it gets turned into steam instantly, expands at an extremely fast pace, and explodes in a ball of heat and water, the explosive force alone is enough to tear apart anything caught near it in most cases.

The warden does an emergency teleport to warp the infantry back to base, while the vehicles keep up their assault.

and, the frigate, with its missile tubes recharging their spells, it moves over and does a burst spell emitting from the hull... a dark matter blast to greatly increase the gravity of everything the wave touches, causing them to collapse in on themselves.

four fighters spawn in the hanger, each of them are manned by elites(the three flame strikers and the banisher) they move in to support the frigate after its gravity wave.

three plus ones

edited 30th Mar '15 4:30:58 AM by Wyld

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Physics stabilizer: 5/30 (I may wind up discarding this)

Spare Charges: 1

I follow the 501st. I came a long way to get here, I have no plans to let this... whatever gorilla everything up. I think I have some input the deities will appreciate. With that, I cast my gaze upon the Chaos Emeralds.

3 +1s

SoundCloud

CHARGES:

Crushing Curse: 17/?

Willpower Enhancement: 3/?

Hearing the Godmodder's speech through his innate telepathy,    Shadow    smirks, and does whatever he can to make sure the Godmodder gets a very special message in return.

   "Really, Godmodder? I'd expect you to berate your enemies this way, but this? This was RIDICULOUS! HAH! You think you scare me? You're all talk! Even if this Project Nexus thinks we Aspects have a negative reputation, that's nothing taking you DOWN won't fix! Oh, and one more thing: Unity's gone. He's been gone since we came to be! Did I mention that wherever we go, after it's liberated, we just pack up and LEAVE? We remain on friendly, LEGAL terms with the heroes we aid. I'd advise you cross-check your facts before yot trash-talk your enemies. HAHAHAHAH! Now, sorry, friend, but I've got an empire to avenge!"    After delivering his Shut Up, Hannibal! speech,    Shadow    gives one more laugh, before heeding Herobrine's future instructions and leading the rest of the Party in a march to confront the traitorous Tazz in glorious combat.

Plus to Ichigo, Zed, Jindra.

edited 31st Mar '15 8:20:38 AM by SacredSpirit123

THE WAR REPORT!

DIAGNOSIS: Reasonable

• Damage was dealt to the fortress. This is good.
• The Number of spawned mobs against wyld was LESS this round than the last one. THIS IS PROGRESS

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• Wyld: Your army seems to have taken a hit. Do what you can against the Mutants. There are less of them now. Focus on crowd control, and use area of effect shots. Don't use lightning against the Creepers... See if some Essence of Ocelot might work, or something...

• VALLEY WAR ZONE: Keep on fighting the army! You are our Frontline helping Wyld. Work together, to kill as many high tiered mobs as possible. Use whatever comes to your mind.

• MIDDLE: Laitome and Bomber. You are the most heavily fortified to fight Bil. ELIMINATE HIM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
  • Coole Star. Flare. Focus on the Mutants. Take as many of them out as possible.
    • Amp! Move up to the Northern section and assist Pillow on dismantling the Pens!

• NORTHERN: Pillow. Keep on the Pens! You're doing great!

• SOUTHERN: BLAST THAT PEN INTO OBLIVION!

• WESTERN: Cobalt! Keep on at it!

• COURTYARD: Darkness And Pastry. Hit that Godmodder till he bleeds TEARS. Pastry! Focus on the Terror Wolves!
  • Jon and Tabbune. We need to get to the Nether chamber and March on the Terror Wither.
    • Ohboy! Move to the Western Section and assist Cobalt!

• INTERSECTION: Sacred. Deal with Tazz. Carmen. Move towards what you think is the best possible Spawning section in the castle and blow it up. Also, begin searching for zbse's pages. You're good with the items and stuff.

• MAIN HALL: Ya'll need to Move out of the Main hall! Each of you, take a section of the Castle, assist whoever is taking out the spawners, and    begin to bring your section down from the inside.   

• Shiny: Follow the 501st. He seems to know what he's doing. Maybe he'll lead somewhere good.

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New goals:

DESTROY BILL CIPHER

DESTROY THE CASTLE

Everyone! Also include a search for Zbse's pages! I think we need to pursue this one further!

[End war report]

edited 28th Mar '15 8:10:24 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

NP: Okay... I have ten. Anyway, how'd you guys like my speech?

WAR REPORT IS OUT! READ AND COMMENT ON THE STRATEGY!

Modify your actions if necessary!

edited 28th Mar '15 8:09:25 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Not hurt by the impact; I jump up and land on my hands, performing a headstand. I jump in front of the Godmodder and flourish, "Why, it's nice to meet the one who's been causing such a ruckus." I bow. "I can commend anyone who is willing to fight against powers higher than themselves. Worthy of my respect, even."

"I mean; I always like to cheer for the underdog. And you're right about all of these things being terrible beings." I bring my hand up to my chin, emulating intellectuals of old. I stand there for a while, contemplating something while all of this crazy stuff is happening around me.

I lock eyes with the Godmodder. "I would be willing to help you. It doesn't matter which side I'm on, as long I get to kill stuff, of course." I lean on the side of the castle court yard, nonchalant. "So, what do you say?"

Top kek, have some +1s.

Yeah, right. Ima go and burn wolves with a flamethrower! If I can find one.

@Pastry: You can probably summon one from hammerspace, just know that it'll probably be a one turn thing, and it will break the next turn.

Ohboy.... don't you dare go neutral on us-

edited 28th Mar '15 8:31:56 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

OK I am not comfortable fighting something that can steal my actions so hit and run combined with cheese will be my method of taking bill down. I would love to fight bill head on but it is way too risky without my Laittlecrusier.

@piano what happens when we destroy all of the Castle sections?

_________

I look over to the leet speaking bill and hire a team of investigators to search for the pages of zbse's book. I then Falcon Punch Bill before teleporting to the valley.

_________

Laittlecrusier: 175/400 (jindrax2, wyldx2, shinyx2, ohboytimex2, h2o, Me)

Something: 17/??

EDIT: I forgot what do Bill's specials do?

SECOND EDIT: forgot this

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone who spells my name right.

edited 28th Mar '15 8:48:14 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Not neutral, silly. PG.

I respawn in the valley, I guess, inside a pile of stacked ghasts in fact, telefragging them. I order both Samaritank and the Avenger to keep firing at the ghasts.

"I don't claim to be a good person, but at least I have a better goal than to just make people ragequit... actually, what are you even trying to accomplish here? Do you just want people to ragequit the TV Tropes game or are you just here so you can fulfil your fantasies of godhood? Come to think of it... what am I even trying to accomplish here? It's almost as if any motive I might have would just be a cover for the fact that some higher power wanted me to be here...

I give the reader an aside glance.

"...yeah, okay, this is dumb. Fourth wall leaning is a damn waste of time."

??? : 66/??? shiny

???: 57/??? ohboy

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

edited 28th Mar '15 9:02:23 PM by fseftr

@herobrine: I have 250,000 HP of spider webs in front of me. Or is it just 5000 HP? I don't know.
if the spider webs must be cut down to progress deeper into the castle: I begin to cut down the spider webs with a sword. I then realize this is futile and pull out

ಠ - a bow of spraying chlorine trifluoride

and begin spraying chlorine trifluoride into the webs. The webs catch fire and begin to burn. I realize this is going way too slow and unleash a chain of fire attacks by lighting the webs on fire, pulling out a Flame bow and firing arrows into the webs, spawning ghast fireballs that blow up the webs, summoning a more conventional fireball that burns a way through the webs and using a flamethrower on the webs.

otherwise: I attempt to take the fastest way to get to Bill/Tazz.

Bill's Trollface: 21/31 ████▌ (+1 total from me)
Total Randomness: 39/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 28th Mar '15 9:14:35 PM by CobaltShade

37/?, 7/? (1 Fseftr, 1 Laitome)

Moving again? Fine... I move along with Herobrine and prepare a Frostbolt for the Terror Wither.

1 to Fseftr, 1 to Laitome, 1 to Herobrine

edited 28th Mar '15 9:16:47 PM by Tabbune

@Herobrine I think you forgot the portal room in your report.

/null

edited 28th Mar '15 9:19:22 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

Following Commandant Herobrine's plan, I move to the Northern Section, then produce a Minigun^4 with several tens of millions of rounds {10mm, medium-load rifle, incendiary hollow-point} from Hammerspace, set up with a tripod, and open fire on the Creeper Breeding Pens, sweeping a wall of fire and lead across the entire area!

I speak to the Godmodder, using, of course, the long-range audio projection system in my armor.

"I do not believe I have ever claimed the moral high ground, have I?"

An uncharacteristically nasty note has entered my still-cheerful voice.

"I came to these wars not because I objected to your attempts at rising up, but because they provided an admirable opportunity for target practice, and for slaughter. Certainly I have committed genocide, and in all but one occasion it was for the purpose of weapons testing. The exception was my annihilation of a vast warfleet sent against me in retaliation for weapons testing."

"You are indeed in the right here, your search for power is as justified as any action I take against you, and unlike me you have not yet proven yourself evil. Keep your moral high ground, maintain your right to it, for surely it will provide you comfort against the endless night of the world."

{For canon purposes, these are the words of an alternate Controller with a somewhat different backstory, sans every experience of the Minecraftian war, and without the associated year or two of psychological upheaval. The other versions of him are much less directly unpleasant, and rather more powerful. Also H3-TAC.}

Demimech Init. Startup 5/10

edited 28th Mar '15 11:59:57 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

"Heheheh. I never said I save these places. Well, technically I do, but mostly for pragmatic reasons. Think about it. What do universes need in order to form, and what flows through places like this one? Simply put: Creation energy. So, in all honesty, I stop other threats to bump off the competition. Not sure about the motives of the rest of the people against you, but everyone has a reason. You might think you're the designated villain, but if you hadn't existed, then none of this would have ever taken place. No widespread casualties, no Binary, no complete and utter clusterfuck of a battle."

The gray glows spark, then open as portals.

"And, come to think of it, I would most likely never have met Blue. So I guess I have one thing to thank you for."

My drone flashes the Terror Wither a Slasher Smile. Well... sort of.

"By the way, about your Terror Withers. Every single one of them is going to die an extremely cold death in a few seconds. Of course, you probably don't know what I mean. You weren't here for Scratch's manor. So, let me ask you this."

The Nitrogen gun flashes gray, on the verge of exploding.

"Checked the temperature recently?"

KABOOM!

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 49/1000 (It's the thought that counts!)

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 21/66 (+2)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

110/? 2/100

I then compress all the sharks in the dead sharknado into a singularity which I hurl up at one of the towers. I then start thinking about the godmodders supposedly breaking speech. It doesn't apply to a lot of us. All I'm guilty of is stimulating the market for fish products. Ah well, he probably was just talking about those who make the most trouble for him. I'm insignificant because otherwise my 50 charge sharknado wouldve done more damage.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

I am sent flying against the wall, but I instantly rise up thanks to the PSI Shield I have from earlier. I then hear the Godmodder's monologue. After he finishes, I can't help but laughing while I clap my hand sarcastically.

...Really? Are you really trying to do that? Are you seriously wanting us to pass as the bad guys here? Come on...

Look, it's not like we want to kill you just because. I think we could be all just fine, if you either refuse to Godmodding powers or just find a place by yourself to use them! I mean, really, I personally don't really want you to die... I just want you to think. You claim we are responsible for many, many deaths. We may be. But there's a reason for our actions, so your turn to think about it.

But I don't really think you'll listen anyway... Time to end this.

I charge up a bit, then summon a massive tidal wave aimed for the Godmodder. Said tidal wave is full of angry sharks and stuff. Said sharks are powered by the wounds their target already have, and they'll focus only on that target.

I then take some mob corpses around me and infuse them with energy again, but this time in such a way that they'll work like grenades (as in, when they hit they explode and release an energy burst), and I throw them at, you guessed it, the Godmodder.

• Raikiri 27/27
• One-Winged Angel Form 12/35 (NTI, pillow)

well, specifically... can I target other players.

...This has to work, this has to work, this has to work...

There's a small pop, and a weapon appears in my hand. Oh yes.

I tap the red eye in the center of the blade. Hello? Anyone in there? Preferably Bracket?

...Who are you...? And how in the world... did you obtain this?

Luck and a lot of concentration. Now listen, I need your help.

...Go on.

I'm not a citizen of Cloudbank - I can't use this. But if you patch me in...

That... would be possible. But why? Why do you need the Transistor, and what help will you offer... in return?

I was hoping you'd ask that. I plan to mop up this place, reestablish Cloudbank and all the citizens in the Transistor.

In that case, under those goals, you're sounding like a member of the Camerata.

Yep.

Well then. The information... which perhaps you know?

Name's Solar. Age and gender... X.

Hm. Selections.

Storytelling and Composing. Reasons cited: there's always a tale to tell.

...done. Welcome, User.

I brandish my newly weaponized Transistor in the air and grin at the army. Everyone here is bound for the Country.

FOR CLOUDBANK!

the Project(): 7/???

edited 29th Mar '15 6:02:57 AM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

'Oh Crap.'

As the Terror Wither rises in front of us, I take a shaky step backwards. I need to find a way to deal with both the portals and this overgrown monstrosity before everything falls apart.

'The boots of flight still have some magical energy left in them. They have served me well and can help me finish this.'

Pulling the boots off my feet, I crush them between my hands. Green, glowing spirals of energy lengthen across my arms. Runes flash, sinpets of chanting can be heard, rocks begin levitating in midair. I point one finger towards the freeze dryed wither.

'Hey, frozen death king. Shatter'

Gravity suddenly increases a thousand fold for the beast. In a single instant, after climbing all the way to the top, the terror wither suddenly feals the most basic force in the world mashing it back into the depths of the earth. It may struggle, but the only way it's going is down. And it plummets like a 100 ton weight.

Then the enegry spirals up towards the roof. A black and green cloud forms and rumbles ominously. And a single jaaged lightning bolt spears through the large portals, causing them to reject the opposing energy and erupt.

HAN-D will unleash the deadliest of combos. Overclock + Unethical Reassembly on the unexpecting creeper pens!

7/20 Revenge of the Snow Birds (Wyld, pillow.)

1/45 Ultra Buffs

edited 29th Mar '15 1:49:28 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

The Elements Ten: 41/225 (Shaded) Umbrella? (7/30) (Shaded)

I get angry about being potentially footstooled by Jindra. Fortunately my Hat is intact and undamaged. The Hat is off-limits. I worked hard to get it. I also think that Bill's charges forgot to go up, I think he was at 2 last turn, or was this a mistake?

In any case, I pull out a rocket launcher. The rocket launcher fires-and that fires six more rocket launchers, which each fire six more rocket launchers, which each fire five-hundred more rocket launchers, which each fire twelve Beggar's Bazookas with the 10x mode modifier (making them have 10x of all stats that deviate from the norm; in this case, they can now shoot 30 rockets at once but their individual accuracy now sucks), which each fire 30 critboosted rockets, which are aimed at the ceiling and explode there, roughly where Jindra is attempting to dig. "Need a hand, buddy? Huehuehuehue." After this, I attempt to dodge incoming rubble in case of imminent ceiling collapse, but only if I actually blew it up.

Meanwhile: Bill will augment his attack this turn with PR0V1DENCE if at all possible. He targets the Mutant Iron Golems and snaps his fingers-his code based powers getting to work. Suddenly, a storm comes in, and it looks really nasty, lightning and everything! It comes in straight over the Mutant Iron Golems! Suddenly, it starts raining...Orchid Miniguns? Yes! Orchid Miniguns! But not just any model of minigun, these are the kings of More Dakaa, Ultimatum! They whirr up and let loose a barrage of lead raindrops, which completely fail to hit anything, even the ground! Of course, this is wholly irrelevant, as the Miniguns are still heavy enough to really freaking hurt! Oh, and then they explode, releasing Orchid Fire everywhere. If PR0V1DENCE is up, Bill combines that with a merry trip through all of their minds, thrashing up key information such as how to move and how to breathe that should otherwise be completely unconscious efforts, causing them to become horribly disoriented while they're pelted with exploding miniguns!

edited 29th Mar '15 5:11:34 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

=3 / 75= The Puffball (+2 from Lait)

I run into the Courtyard and create a huge sphere of tables around the Godmodder, obscuring his vision. I then ignite every last table surrounding him on fire, and manipulate the burning tables to fly towards him at rapid rates, from ALL THE DIRECTIONS.

/COMMAND/ The Table Construct will use Fragment on the Creeper Pens.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

edited 29th Mar '15 9:26:58 AM by Chaoscreeper

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I love all of these speeches, they're generic in a It'sSoSilyIt'sFunny kinda way.

edited 29th Mar '15 9:41:26 AM by OhBoyTime

Having not posted in the last round due to resting up, I decide to forgo broadcasting a speech to counter the godmodder's monologue with and have Alpha attempt to locate either Carmen's coordinates or something nearby that's spawning troops for the godmodder's army. "With the former, I can meet up with a friend and see what her plan is, then help her carry out said plan. With the latter, I can deal a major blow to the godmodder's forces." All the while, I begin charging up a Falcon Punch. "And while I'd give my own Shut Up, Hannibal! speech to the godmodder, I think in this case, actions speak louder than words."

Falcon Punch: 3/25 (Jon, Sacred)

Saren: 288/300 (Jon, Sacred)

One for Sacred, one for Jon, and one for Herobrine.