Destroy The Godmodder

Actually, that's a good idea fseftr. Okay guys, collection posts are hereby outlawed, you can no only collect +1s in your proper posts, that way the +1s will get spread out more evenly.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Alice (264/450 darkness, h2o, pillow x2, solarflare x2, ohboytime, herobrine) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(10/75) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

Okay I think this guy can be put at the top of my priority list. I short teleport right behind Ascendant Bill Cipher, take two steps backwards (moving towards his original facing) grab him and just throw him through the nearest wall. Or just make sure he is out of the picture, either works
Delphinus shall repeat its assault on the ghasts, and also apply the moonstone cannon to the blaze's.

herobrine x1 +1, 2x for anyone AG.

@shiny: I think Lain at the House of Technology, And Yukari in Time and Space (or is that backwards) might have him beat out on that knowledge. Then again they are some of the gods(desses) that have crazy natural portfolio of abilities from BEFORE ascension.

edited 26th Mar '15 6:36:12 PM by JindraAG

I don't know if I read this anywhere, so I should probably ask - is there any rule against targeting certain things? That is, are there things or people that players can't target directly?

With my weapon order placed, I hold out my right hand and concentrate on something specific.

This is going to work. This is going to work. This is going to work.

the Project(): 6/???

3x +1s yada yada.

When everything changes nothing changes.

I rush into the courtyard and punt two of the mutant wolves at the Godmodder.

The Bulborbs are starting to gather around the outer perimeter of the battlefield. 32/40

Metal Face:

32/55

2 to sacred, 1 to ichigo

I'm serious, y'know. I actually DID miss you all, even the ones that hated me. What plot money did I deposit? Was it this dear Chainaxe? Oh, and Hi, Spirit.

I prepare for any baddies that may enter the main hall.

The Not that good, but still not as bad as the other stuff: 3/100

The Badtter:122/200

3 +1s.

edited 26th Mar '15 6:38:10 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I take cover, and begin to charge up a fairly powerful laser cannon.

1/10

@piono I would like to propose an amendment to the collection post rule. You can still make collection posts but you can only collect dedicated charges with them.

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

@laitome:What would be the point then? Its not like anyone else can poach dedicated charges

Have 3+1s, brah.

10/10 (One from iamsolar and Jindra AG)

Suddenly, I found myself on an inquisitorial battleship, hovering thousands of feet above the castle. "I have come at your beckoning, friend."

I turned to find a creature of steel and flesh, a tech marine. "Ah yes, my old friend." I grinned. "You know what I'm here for, right?"

He took hold of a giant grate and opened it. "Yes, you crazy dog. You want to get launched from a high caliber rail-cannon, capable of leveling city blocks."

"And? Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Bah, just get in the hole! You're always eager to do that."

And thus; a crazy man wearing a fedora and cape; was launched from a massive R A I L C A N N O N at ludicrous speeds, heading straight towards the Godmodder.

edited 26th Mar '15 6:48:54 PM by OhBoyTime

/null

edited 27th Mar '15 4:15:21 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

@h2obox: Make those summons quick. When the Godmodder hits 1 health, then the summons will soon become null. We'll be fighting with our minds, our wits, and our raw creativity.

1%

   GGRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!!   

Falling to the ground, I scream in agony as the Evility armor begins combusting-

I can't hold you together anymore!

   I know...... It's been ....interesting.....   

You made me... From the four corners of the multiverses, you called forth every single evil entity you could, and repurposed them all for your agenda

You accomplished here, what millions of villains across the multiverses failed to do. I saw them.

You gave raw emotion a purpose, but you can't hold in all that evil...

Perhaps.. one last hurrah......

Leeking off of my body, the remains of the armor form a small, 7'' dagger and fits itself into my hand.

I'll give you one shot.... Make it count...

Standing back up, my flesh is raw and red, as the nanomachines work overtime to repair the damage. Facing the ruins of the pillars, I turn around.

Everyone inside the Main Hall. No more splitting up. No more division.

Follow me. We are going to carve a path towards the middle, and we are going to bring this castle down.

Turning around, it is revealed that my right eye has been burned away by the evility armor, and is now a smoking, black pearl.

WE WILL BRING THIS CASTLE DOWN.

I charge into the courtyard, fix my eyes on the Godmodder, and blast him with a basic fireball from my hand.

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@Strategy:

• The front page goals have changed to "Take out Bill Cipher." Sacred. Move out and dismantle Bill with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
  • Jindra. Occupy Tazz's time. Beware. He is a veteran of DTG 2.
• Engie. Math. Blow those nether portals up, ASAP. Concentrate your actions and take out as many as you can each round.
• Zbse and Pillow. Make rubble out of those creeper pens.
• Wyld: I strongly suggest that you begin moving your army and fire upon the mutants inside the lava. Continue as planned, but take a couple of your long range fighters and see if you can begin blasting this castle to shreds, starting with the Western Section.
• Everyone in the middle. MOVE OUT ON THAT ARMY. I want it dismantled quick and proper. This is an extermination. Wipe them out. All of them.
• H 2 O and Chaos. Move into the intersection. One of you take on Tazz, the other one, bill.

• Armored Fury, Ichigo, Tabbune. Follow me. We're heading out towards the courtyard.

We have a God to dethrone.

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Automatic Backpack Rocket Launcher: 4/30

   500 thingy   : 97/500 +1 Jindra, +1 H2o

1+ to Armored Fury.

1+ to Ichigo.

1+ to Tabbune.

edited 26th Mar '15 7:21:30 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

(h2o we only get one post a round until further notice.)

@jindra easier to keep track of. Not everyone takes charges from previous rounds, some people (i.e. me) interpret the rules as "every round = all old free +1's are void." Also for people who get dedicated charges from multiple people they just have to look at a single post when the new turn starts instead of searching through the thread if they don't keep a separate document for their charges

@everyone Since my actions came in too late you guys decide, should I help Wyld defend the fortress or should I advance into the castle? Regardless I am now AG.

______________________

Laittlecrusier 163/400 (Ohboytime(X2), H2o(X2), Solarflare, me)

Something 17/? (me)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone who spells my name right

edited 26th Mar '15 7:11:01 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

@Laitome: Move into the far right, and lay down fire on the Higher tier'ed mutants. The Army standing in between Wyld and the castle has got to be put down, before Wyld can march on the Castle.

@Everyone: I hope none of you mind, but I'm going to analyze Piono's war report each round and issue orders/suggestions to most of you, on actions I think can end this quickly.

Overall Goals

• The Army facing wyld needs to be brought under heel, before Wyld can fire upon the Godmodder's Castle. From the outside, he is the best shot we have at attacking all of the castle at once.

• Now that the crystals are finished, destroy the spawners and the portals. We need to prevent the massive mook army from becoming an even more supermassive mook army.

• Every, single one of you is in a position to make a large impact in this conflict. I can't literally see any of you (except the Neutrals) who can't punch a hole in the Godmodder Conflict.
  • Shiny. Whatever you're doing. Make it fast. We need you back.

• Armored. Tabbune. Ichigo. I'm asking you all for a short alliance. We're going to move into the courtyard and keep the Godmodder pre-occupied.

"I have a debt to repay."

edited 26th Mar '15 7:37:22 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

110/? 50/50

.I heard the world of cardboard speech and I am inspired. I grab out of my hammerspace one item made from the bones of the holy multiplying mackeral. This flute calls fish endlessly to my location though they aren't dangerous. A 50 charge should change that.

50/50

It's charge use time. I'm going to do an attack called sharknado. I take the flute and put it to my mouth and start to blow. Winds pick up in the castle area as things start getting sucked In to the forming tornado. Then all of a sudden the ground erupts full of geysers that shoot sharks into the air. But this isn't just a sharknado, it's also filled with terlens, holy mackerals, and piranhas. The terlens are also zombie cyborgs since they are resurrections of the one from the mackeral incident. I use my powers over Aquatic creatures ( and a rewrite in reAlity to make terlens and sharks fall under my specific powers) to steer it into the castle.all mobs in its path are bitten and then it hits the castle.

A glorious cacophony is heard as things get totaled. The sharks that eat creepers absorb their qualities and are blowing through the tougher portions of the area in the castle im at. When it finally subsides I put the whole aquarium worth of fish in my hammer space.

3+1

I know it's just a 50 charge but it's a freaking sharknado.

edited 27th Mar '15 12:54:12 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

Comma, comma, question mark?

I'm tired currently. I'll edit my post before the next update.

Why is a yam attacking me?

35/?, 5/? (1 Herobrine, 1 Laitome)

Well, nothing's here anyway... might as well follow you. I follow Herobrine, feeling slightly bad after hearing the Godmodder's speech.

3+1s!

"I will follow your command, Herobrine. I hear I've been doing pretty much the same over in the Minecraftian war, after all."

{For the purposes of RP, I am, regardless of its inferiority to the Minecraftian version, wearing an incredibly advanced suit of omnipurpose War Armor, I can hear and talk to people some distance away.}

I overload the fuel cells on my now-useless Meltaguns and throw them at the Spawners, letting the microfusion-powered heat-beam-cannons detonate in an all-melting storm of incandescent light.

That done, I pull eight individual Handrailmagnum sidearms from Hammerspace and open fire into the Horde with all my real and mechadendric limbs, 20mm tungsten slugs blowing apart the toughest of Mutants with their insane velocity and kinetic energy, their trajectories carefully plotted before every shot, 1/10 of a second apart, by the powerful weapons computers in my armor.

Stuff charges!

edited 26th Mar '15 9:34:15 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

The Elements Ten: 39/225 (Shaded) Umbrella? (5/30) (Shaded)

@herobrine: Wow. You are actually really impressing me, you are actually rallying a majority of the people here. If this sticks you are getting a one-way ticket to DTG2 mythology.

"Well this is going backwards fast. I don't want a gang-banging from freaking order aspects...HE was bad enough. Barring the inexplicable, I doubt I can grab the Emerald Nova out of the Aspects hands, either...Hrm...Well, I can't..."

I immediately think of what to do, then finally figure something out. I reach around in the good old Hyperspace Arsenal and pull out my signature squadron of seriously stylish stuff-slayers, the Ultra-lethal Flying Wombat Assassin Squadron! The Ultra-lethal Flying Wombat Assassin Squadron immediately pull out their weapons: Door-launchers! They quickly launch a metric ton of doors at HAN-D, before there's enough doors to nearly cover the floor! I then take my cherished and prized Door Magics, and make the Doors levitate around HAN-D, quickly spinning into a cyclone! They then go upright and open, revealing that all of them have been charging up my special super-deadly energy attack, mastered at the highest heights of Shangri-Doora with the guidance of the 100 Monks of Taekwondoor: Hadoorknobken! The Barrage of Hadoorknobkens lands into HAN-D explosively.

Bill, meanwhile, does not like the idea that some idiot is wielding the Emerald Nova and is about to levy it against him. He knows that thing is powerful and dodging/blockign it, though hardly impossible, will be a usually trickier affair. That, and though it was obvious to him what should be a logical course of action, he got Severed Arm's hint. If he cannot use them right now, he will again attempt to murder HAN-D-hopefully he survived for that bit. However, unlike what I previously described, he fires loads of Eye Beams, enough to make a whole new level of Laser Spam, firing about a thousand a second, red and blue in equal measure, before launching a highly-threatening white lightning bolt straight into HAN-D for what will hopefully be the finishing blow against it. If he can use Oblivion, he chooses to utilize it immediately and attempts to force Sacred to hand over the Emerald Nova, giving it to me because it's rather unwieldy for him due to it's massive size (it's still unwieldy for me, but I'm somewhat more suited for it) and due to the contract I can't backstab him (and vice-versa). All things considered, though, this is probably not happening for a variety of reasons, so if both fall through, he will use Oblivion and unleash the offensive power onto a hopefully-surviving HAN-D. If HAN-D is dead and he can't use Oblivion right now, he will proceed to whichever room will take him out of this joint, because quite frankly there's nothing in the proceeding rooms and upstairs is where it's at.

edited 26th Mar '15 11:39:43 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

@H Bdiscussion; Hell, I'm just glad there's someone around to give orders and advice, it becomes much easier for me to be effective with someone to tell me what needs to happen. :P

/null

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

53/53 Activating the Klaw! (Tabbune, pillow)

Firstly, HAN-D will activate the Rapid Escape Always Lucky Location Yeller Teleport (or REALLY T?) and appear in the Southern Section.

I pull out a scroll from my pocket. I tear it into several small pieces and throw them into the air. After a few seconds, the pieces begin forming into ... a shape. And suddenly, a huge paper crane (construction) is in the middle of the room! It begins swinging a large hook, which shoots towards a large portal. It moves the portal right next to another one, releases it and continues to work. After a few seconds of furious work, I realise that the crane has made the portals into a series of dominos!

"Wow, that's quite impressive" I murmur "But the problem is, anyone could accidentally kick a single domino over, ruining everything!"

-Beat-

I jump kick the first domino/portal. For a few seconds, all that can be heard throughout the portal room is the consistent clicking of falling portals. Most of them spontaneously explode as soon as they touch the ground. The rest just explode normally.

HAN-D will Summon Drone before beating through the creeper pens.

4/20 Revenge of the Snowbirds.

edited 26th Mar '15 11:25:40 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

@piono: do all teleports just fail instantly? also, I've dropped a MAJOR hint about what the Net Hack stuff is. it's not important, just for fun.
if the hole that math used to enter the godmodder's castle can still be entered through:
I attempt to enter the godmodder's castle through the same hole Mathleticism entered in.
otherwise:
I retrieve

Ÿ - a blessed fixed rustproof +5 minigun of deadly substances

and fire on some mutant creepers with my blessed fixed rustproof +5 minigun of deadly substances, spraying fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride and polonium-210 at the mutant creepers.

Bill's Trollface: 20/31 ████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)
Total Randomness: 38/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 27th Mar '15 4:18:33 AM by CobaltShade

"Where do these portals lead, I wonder..."

Gray mist fills the air, seeping through each of the portals and showing me what lies on the other side. As it disperses, the area that I can see in expands, but becomes blurry. How did I do that? Nanoscopic mechanical beings, male descendant.

A small, barely noticeable gray glow lights up directly in the middle of the group of mutant mobs gathered in the valley. An identical glow also lights up on the top of the central tower of the castle, in the middle of the group of mutant mobs defending the castle, and rather notably, underneath the Godmodder himself. One voice laughs, devoid of humor. My voice.

"Nice speech. But let me tell you something. We've always been here. We don't wait for you to arrive specifically, just any old threat would do. Cultist invasion, demigod on a rampage, anything to satisfy the demand for battle. And another thing. You're far from being the most powerful thing that exists, let alone in a notable position on the list of things that have a case for it. The current thing in this conflict most deserving of that title would arguably be the Narrative, which happens to be the reason why people appear from everywhere, the reason why you can't win, and the one thing that will drive your plans into the dust and stomp on them until they remain there. Everyone's been screwed over at some point, often repeatedly. You just happen to be screwed over more often, and over a longer time. Now, please go and bring more Terror Withers if you have any. I'd sure love to give a... chilling demonstration of what a World-Wrecking Wave and some portals can do."

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 48/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 18/66 (+2)

edited 27th Mar '15 4:00:02 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

@Engie, I'm not entierly sure your Apltram Panzer is going to be able to be pulled off....

I am the once and future king.