Destroy The Godmodder

Alice (253/450 ichigo, fury, darkness, wyld) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(9/75) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll start trying to make my way into the tower.

Delphinus will open fire with torpedos and all turrets on the Ghasts.

2x+1's to herobrine, 1x to anyone AG.

@piono:Its the whole feeling of disingenuousness about this whole thing. You want all our cool stuff GONE, but instead of just going about it straight you put a challenge in our way. One that did not provide enough information at the start to make even good plays, which likely would have ONLY resulted in a total wipe draw. And I don't see any way we could have changed that outcome. The only thing we are really altering is how long we have to spend cleaning up the mess after everything is said and done. Which is frankly ABSURD for a challenge, where a solid winning nets us a draw on the field. And just to make it clear, its not about playing fair, its about playing straight. /rant (for now)

edited 25th Mar '15 8:05:44 PM by JindraAG

Kek.

edited 25th Mar '15 4:53:03 PM by OhBoyTime

Quick response to jindra: Okay, it was a bit difficult, but I was scaling things up and was expecting you people to be a little bit more focused in trying to take down valuable targets when given them. The clearing of the field is something that's going to happen independent of the mutant mob armies or not, you might manage to prolong it, but by the time the godmodder reaches 1 health, I plan for there not to be any surviving entities or artifacts, and will field-wipe if I have to.

Really, I've actually been giving you guys a lot of leeway, considering the fact that even after I gave you guys a solid lead, the vast majority of you continued to run about like chickens with their heads cut off. I'm sorry, its just that you guys seem to switch between being ridiculously astute and clever strategic masterminds that are able to grind my challenges into dust and clueless dorks who can't figure out what's going on at the drop of a hat. Some of my challenges and events are more difficult than others, but all of them have at least one escape clause, And I have been freaking holding the army back for several rounds so that you guys wouldn't get steamrollered, and you will discovering just how much looks can be deceiving in just a few rounds.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

How did Bill Cipher become a mega summon with the amount of charges he had? How? No offense, but I seriously cannot understand how Bill is THAT STRONG, unless this is just a DTG 2 callback.

I am the once and future king.

It is Herobrine. Not that a 10 health mega-entity is particularly tough mind you. At least not without support.

Ok then. I can dig that.

Still waiting on the bulk of Piono's post to decide what to do.

This will become that action post soon.

EDIT: Nevermind

edited 25th Mar '15 8:13:25 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

this deserves to be a quote. any one with experience editing pages want to add that to the trope page?

Also, again it slightly disheartening, even when i've been plot important before, to have very little impact on what is happening, and have little chance of being able to have a big impact even with 425 charged entitiy plus my infusion and the axe. i mean, there's no reasonable way for me to get in short of teleportation, and there no way to out damage the spawn rate of these monsters from out here. and just teleporting in is kind of boring, unless i have a reasonable explanation for it, and i've used all the good ones on the other teleports i've done.

edited 25th Mar '15 7:55:06 PM by Wyld

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

@Wyld: Just think more outside the outside the box. Get Mad. Demand to see Life's manager!

Or use something like a jetpack or sommat. The Reflector plate only works on the ground. You could fly over it or something.

I am the once and future king.

@herobrine I asked to see life's manager, they put me on hold. and then some lady came and talked to me, and now she's just doing an impersonation of a call ended tone. its a pretty good one too. still waiting for my compensation jet pack though.

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...

@wyld: Make one. Or pull one from the almighty hammerspace, and hope the random number god is merciful.

I am the once and future king.

Not to mention said reflector plate is busted. And the army just moved.

Also, Bill Cipher was the result of some people having an idea for something that helped progress the plot of DTG as a series, and came to me with it... at least a week ago, and were fortunate enough to catch me with that when I had just realized that I had 2 hit points of the godmodder that weren't covered for stuff to have happening.

And wyld, you can put up with not being in a state of total control for a little bit. Your force have been pretty much the defining point of the battlefield since pretty much the round we got back from the pantheon and just barely have started being overshadowed, and thats only because the action moved to where the mutant mobs were and not enough firepower followed them to counter the spawn rate. You guys could've countered that if you'd pressed your advantage.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

   17%   

I turn around to the other AG's in the room and roar at the top of my lungs-

EVERYONE KICK THESE MOTHER-GORILLA-ING SPIRES OVER ASAP!

I then turn around and utilize the Evility armor again. Remembering the sage history of the Freman warriors, my right hand morphs into a Weirding Module from Dune, able to use the power of sound and pierce the hardest stone that even things akin to light sabers can't cut.

Shhhaaaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAH!

I take aim at all of the spires and fire at every single one of them.

Meanwhile, a small minigun sprouts from my back and begins head-shotting all the mutants that come within 5 meters of me.

Throughout all of this, I begin a long-winded "World of Cardboard" Speech, attempting to re-empower everyone with the spirit and soul that they fought with before. (see page 238. Post 5938)

I hope this speech inspires everyone in the crystal room with a potential Critical hit chance.

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Automatic Backpack Rocket Launcher: 3/30

   500 thingy   : 92/500 +2 Jindra

• Once the 500 poster hits 100, I'll dedicate most of the charges I recieve to the rocket launcher.
  • THIS MEANS POUR YOUR SOULS INTO THE 500 POSTER! DEDICATE PEOPLE! DEDICATE!

1+ to Jindra.

1+ to Wyld.

1+ to whoever gives 2+ to the 500 poster.

@strategy: IF YOU ARE NEAR THE SPIRES, THEN GET TO THE SPIRES. IF YOU ARE RIGHT NEXT TO THEM, THEN BLOW THEM UP ASAP!

GET INSIDE THE CASTLE, AND GO AFTER THE SPAWNING ORIGINS OF THE MOBS- NOT THE MOBS THEMSELVES!

GET CREATIVE.

GET FUNKY

edited 26th Mar '15 10:41:39 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Have 1 +1.

5/10(Hero) "What do you mean?"

"This man means what he means, that may be redundant, but I want it done!"

I subject everyone in the middle to the Real Life section of Body Horror.

You can get 2 of mine, brine.(Plus 1's, to be exact.) (I couldn't help myself.)

edited 25th Mar '15 8:30:57 PM by OhBoyTime

Claiming:    The 500   : 94/500 2+Oh Boy

I am the once and future king.

The Elements Ten: 37/225 (Shaded, Twin'd) Umbrella-LL1B (3/30) (Shaded?, Twin'd?)

Here's how the LL1B charges (from me) work! They serve a dual purpose! They are small buffs to Bill's abilities, either giving him some more standard damage, a temporary buff, or perhaps a new Charge! However, they all take the form of valid equipment-thus, if he flees, I will instead get it as a weak Artifact with the same abilities. In this case, this is a tiny boost to his standard attacks. Why is it Bill Backwards you ask? Well, why not?!

For the record: He was going to be charged a minimum of 300 turns before appearing had Piono not offered to give me the hijack, and we intended a joint 900 charge if all was optimal, with a second charge being supplemental to the first, and that was in addition to a charge attack to clean out the field of the rabble.

With that said, if Jindra did not find himself able to leave the room in that manner, or hasn't alerady left, I take Jindra if he has not already left the room into my very strong hands. Yes, Jindra. barring unfantomable circumstances, I attempt to grab him and kick him out of the room by, if my grab is successful, comically pounding him into the shape of a bowling ball, then kicking open the door and rolling him back out into the Intersection, where the spatial cuts from before have dropped in bowling pins in the standard bowling formation to conveniently stop him cold, while making a spitting gesture at him. "Ptu! Ebola to you!" I say while he rolls, referencing some weird in-joke of Piono's that will, by the power of in-jokes, hopefully make the action more likely to be successful. I also check where I can go from the Intersection. Someone needs to make a map of where everything is for sake of convenience. If he HAS left, I immediately head to whatever area I can that isn't this room, leaving HAN-D to his rather unfortunate fate of being annihilated by Bill.

Bill, meanwhile, will cheerily destroy HAN-D, using his energy-charged cane to senselessly slam him around the room like a bouncy ball before using an eye-laser from his Tumor powers. "0H, HAHAHA! N1CE L1TTLE APPET1ZER F0R THE ANN1H1LAT10N!" ((No, I'm not directly ordering him IC, but he's the only target in the room and he is my summon OOC so, No, Except Yes. If nothing else he will attempt to leave the Castle and attack the outside forces head-on. ))

• 2 to Cobalt, +1 to Twin.

edited 25th Mar '15 11:00:28 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

It's official. Tazz is now Chaotic Neutral. Watch out people...

I am the once and future king.

Oh, screw this. Summoning an eldritch abomination to fight an eldritch abomination is only going to end badly.

I wipe away the markings using chalk magic, then dial in a number on my phone. From anyone on my side, the following pieces of conversation can be heard...

"Hello? Yeah, this is Solar. I'm calling in a favor."

"No, not like that..."

"...Well, Bill-kicking might be involved if that's something you're-"

"I thought so."

"Okay, get me the biggest f—-ing BFG you can think of. Energy weapon, maybe."

"Yeah, suppose that a Crown - Love, wasn't it - would work, but the IDPD..."

There's a long pause.

"Oh, do they? Excellent."

"No, just the one."

"...Pleasure doing business with you, Venuz."

My phone transforms into a flip phone briefly so that I can dramatically flip it shut. Y'know what? I like this plan a lot more.

I then proceed to book it towards the castle. Hopefully my contact can deliver my new weaponry while I'm on the go.

Plan CC: 10/scrapped

Backup Plan (from now on, will be called the Project() ): 5/???

3x +1s to people as per usual.

edited 26th Mar '15 6:37:29 AM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

@Discussion; That's a totally accurate description of the DTG community, and in all honesty, I'm almost invariably in clueless dork mode, if it wasn't obvious, but I do tend to be fairly good at Indy Gambits, in and out of character.

Throwing my meltaguns to two of my mechadendrites, which continue firing into the castle walls, I set up a massive wall of level three sentryguns, wrangle all of them, and proceed to empty their magazines into the Horde, then, having exhausted all their supplies, telekinetically lift them all far into the air as a compressed ball of metal and still-ticking machinery before throwing them at the foe with enormous force.

Stuff charges!

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

108/? 48/50

I take out a katamari and start running over creeper breeding grounds. I also am wearing obsidian armor to Sheild me from any blasts. Finally I take the katamari covered in creepers and gunpowder and launch it into the castle walls in a conveniently located crack.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

"Terror Wither, hmm? How about no. You're not terrifying in the slightest."

A Mechroa worm blasts through the floor, coiling around underneath the bridge.

"You can bellow and glare all you want, but don't make the mistake of assuming that that'll make you scary. You're no Springtrap, that's for sure."

The Nitrogen gun groans, metal framework beginning to bend and crack.

"Carmen, Shadow, Protoh, Math. Now would be a good time to leave the room. And close the door behind you on the way out. If you have any real estate near here, or just like the scenery, consider buying Ice insurance."

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 47/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 15/66 (+2) (Granted, technically that +2 shouldn't exist yet, but I have it in good faith that it will do so shortly. How can I be so sure? I have CONFIDENCE!)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

after i realize that my tossing of random objects is effective, i toss my balsa glaive into the horde, knowing it probably wouldn't last very long anyway

Zorg charge:5

Arzor charge:5 (previous post charges were a mistake)

The less you think about it, the more it works.

@piono: Do you see what I'm doing with the Net Hack-style item sections?

I move to the valley. I proceed to equip

ŋ - a +3 shotgun of multiversal periodic elements

and proceed to take potshots at the retarded dance van. I fire bullets made of helium II (the liquid helium that can seep through stuff and climbs over walls) until the retarded dance van is flooded with helium II bullets. I then fill the retarded dance van with bullets of polonium-210 until all the occupants of said retarded dance van have been hit with a lethal dose of polonium.

REDUCE Bill's Trollface to 31 charges: 18/31 ████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)
Total Randomness: 36/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

Spare Charges: 6

Physics Stabilizer: 3/30

I watch the scale fly far, far out of reach. That's coming out of my paycheck.

I continue toward the Vouse of Villains, planning my next test.

3 +1s.

When I get to the House of Villains, after I investigate the source of the glitch, I intend to "meet" with King Candy. Although, he is not actually ascended, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?

edited 26th Mar '15 6:14:09 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud

@Rant:

• People. I think Piono has been trying to give us A BIG HINT. If we don't hit the right stuff, he is perfectly fine with letting gorillas hit the fan in spades this next turn.

• It should be pretty obvious what the targets we need to hit are. GO AFTER THEM.

• Ichigo. Tabbune. Fury. We are in a position to make an impact in this war. Hold the mob at bay, AND go after the spires.

• Shiny. Start booking it towards the glitch. Use anything you can to get there faster.

• Someone go help Jindra against the Bezerk Tazz. Immobilize tazz if necessary. Render the gorilla USELESS. Attack the portals, Jindra. Deal with the wither later.
  • Or you can deal with the wither and the portals equally.

• Darkness and Pastry. Pull the most arcane, crazy, and illogical attacks against the Godmodder that you can think of. Keep him busy.

• Solar. I think you can leave the forge now.

• Everyone in the middle. Get inside the Castle, or go help out Wyld. He needs it.

• Everyone already in the far right. HELP WYLD

• Wyld. You have an army at your doorstep. Hit the higher tier'd mobs first, or try and confuse them to hit each other. Consider yourself Helm's Deep, facing down the Ur'kai.

• Act accordingly.
  • Get the delphinus to help you.

edited 26th Mar '15 7:00:16 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

33/?, 3/? (Both x2)

I'll hold the mobs! I can't do anything big for now, so anyone that can potentially destroy the spire thingamajigies go for it! I approach the mobs and cast a Blizzard to slow them all.

3+1s to anyone in the main hall.

edited 26th Mar '15 6:41:14 AM by Tabbune