Destroy The Godmodder

Here goes nothing.

I shout up at the Godmodder.

"I'm gonna burn your ear! I think you know what I mean."

Pulling out a water gun filled with spicy salsa, I fire it at the Godmodder's general direction.

edited 24th Mar '15 7:16:08 PM by PastryPerson

No Tl;dr? Ew. Anyways, collection post. 3/10 fseftr, and Laitome .

edited 24th Mar '15 7:33:50 PM by OhBoyTime

Er....what's a collection post?

Ok, you probably should read the OP, Pastry. It has all the info you need.

edited 24th Mar '15 7:37:38 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

Huh, it doesn't say anything about a "collection post". I'm sure I'll find out soon, though!

Oh yeah. Those are just people collecting spare +1s for their charges. Hopefully that makes sense.

Guys, this post from Tazz has taught me a valuable lesson. WE’RE FIGHTING … TOO NORMALLY!!

I retrieve a stupid large axe and hold it over my head.

“Hey P Gs! Before you swarm us, let me … AXE YOU SOMETHING!!”

The P Gs wince at the bad pun, before realising that a huge axe, which normally could’ve been stopped due to the slow build up, is travelling right towards the collective mass of the small nether portals. I use the momentum from the first swing to spin around even faster and begin a devastating spin cycle. The portals, which would’ve normally resisted the axe swings, fly apart as the axe turns to diamond, the only material which can cut through obsidian! If the portals are made from any stronger, the axe immediately turns into a material than can cut through it.

I then throw the axe into the air. Reaching into my coat pocket (yeah, I’m wearing a coat) I bring out a small remote. I spam press several buttons, and a series of buckets, pots, pans, trays, hard drives, CP Us and octopus-men fall on top of the nether portals. Then the axe crashes down on top of them.

And finally, I bring forth a huge cooking pot. Inside, a thick red sauce swirls and miniature explosions continually and randomly appear. I then upend the pot all over the small nether portals. The sauce is so blisteringly hot (In every sense of the word) that the obsidian melts and the remaining portal energy goes flying. This energy flies into other portals causing a devastating chain reaction.

“Look, I was going to axe you your cooking skills, but that was before …

… you got served!”

1/20 Revenge of the Snowbirds.

50/150 Mister Klaw.

edited 24th Mar '15 7:46:38 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

@math good thinking, got me thinking

Something has now been changed to "digiorno is delivered"

15/20

edited 24th Mar '15 7:58:14 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

31/?, 1/?

Waking up from a sudden sleep, I trip myself and bump my head into the central crystal.

3+1s!

edited 24th Mar '15 8:17:49 PM by Tabbune

13/??[tabbune][herobrine] 5/???[tabbune]

okay, this is not a good scenario, even for an immortal like me. i mean, this seems like the kind of thing that would take decades for somone to handle alone from the outside just trying to get inside! there's no point in even trying to fight these things, our only real option is a holding action.

I teleport to the control room of the fort, and a frigate is summoned. a captian(or several) and the neccesary amount of armors man the frigate. the banisher goes into 'banish mode' and does a quick hit and run on the castle, trying to avoid the magic based attacks. if the dragon fly could do it, the bomber should have a feild day!

The whole army shifts around nervously, they aren't used to such completely overwhelming odds. but the warden, standing at the helm of the eternally banished dragon fly, stands resolute. and he has a plan. he moves in and locates a player within the fort, and uses his ability to teleport him self and his every squad he can, abandoning the dragonfly to smash into the castle.

everyone else does whatever will further the cuase of 'survival' the farthest.

three plues ones

edited 25th Mar '15 9:02:33 AM by Wyld

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"Well, holding action sounds fine to me. I tend to go for carpet bombing instead, but with the local laws... We should get some entrenchments, maybe a turret or two and a couple guys with mortars."

Amperzand begins considering such matters in detail.

edited 24th Mar '15 11:30:22 PM by Amperzand

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

I look at Pastry, who is apparently here for the same reason I am:

Ehy, you. I take it you want to destroy the God Modder? If so, you'd better think of better plans. Or join forces with me. What do you think?

I then proceed to shoot three energy blade vortexes at the God Modder. I then jump right above him, and unleash a meteor energy blast at his face.

• Raikiri 27/27
• Action Cancelling 12/??? (NTI, Wyld)

3 +1s to any AG.

106/? 40/50

Creeper breeding grounds? Better deal with this. And what better way to deal with action bombs than explosives to make a chain reaction? I throw a veritable ton of banana bombs throughout the room. And I grab an ocelot from hammer space to use as a minor deterrent for the creepers. I know these are mutants but I'm hoping I might be able to at least slow them in their pursuit as I prepare another barrage.

Why is a yam attacking me?

"Stupid unskippable cutscenes..."

I continue waiting for the Nitrogen gun to charge up to the part where it goes boom.

"Um." "Engie." "What is it?" "You should probably give some sort of warning to anyone near you." "Remember what happened last time." "Oh, right. That."

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 46/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 12/66 (+2)

(Do I need to list the Nitrogen gun charge level in my posts, or is that being accounted for already?)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

wonder what this'll do, eh heh heh. charges would be nice

I begin drawing the symbol veeeeerrrry carefully.

As for the backup plan... well, let's see. Is there something I can summon that's the absolute opposite of darkness and entropy...(especially now that I've heard Bill's voice very faintly in the distance, man that guy is loud)

Plan CC: 10/20 (+1 Shiny CC, +1 Ichigo)

Backup Plan: 4/???

2 charges to Lord Herobrine, 1 to anyone else.

edited 25th Mar '15 5:51:39 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

Spare Charges: 6

Physics Stabilizer: 2/?30

As I proceed toward the House of Villains, I decide to make a few tests on the effects of the glitch. I take a one pound weight, and from my pocket, I produce a scale, which I use to ascertain the effects of the glitch on gravity.

And they laughed at me when I hooked up that interdimensional pocket to the hospital's supply room.

3 +1s

SoundCloud

Project Illuminate: 37/150 =========================================================================== (Tazz'd)

Project Skeleton: 37/100 ================================================== (Irecreeper'd x2, Tazz'd x2, Engie'd x3, Cobalt'd)

I +2 Tazz and +1 Cobalt.

Seeing that Tazz has upheld his end of the joint charge, I see no point in holding on to this. I expend Project Illuminate, adding on to Ascendent Bill's already massive power! Bill gains two new special attacks, Providence and Oblivion. Both take three turns to charge. Providence will allow Bill to enter the mind of an entity, causing damage and stunning it. Oblivion will allow Bill to either hijack an entity's action for a turn or damage it.

I then begin a new charge...

Project Condescension: 1/100 ==================================================

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

Collection

Laittlecrusier:150/400 (shiny, solarflare, wyld, tabbune)

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Dammit.

I attach a RDX charge into the wall, hop on top of it, attach another charge higher, jump on top of that one, remove the first one, and repeat until I scale the wall in the manner of Deus Ex grenade climbing.

The StuG continues bombarding the tower as per last turn.

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FV4004 Conway: 7/80

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MBT Mark II: 11/30 (Shiny)

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Have another 3 +1s!

edited 25th Mar '15 8:27:45 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

   The big 500 thingy    : 89/500 +2 flare, 1+ shiny, 1+ fury

I am the once and future king.

CHARGES: Crushing Curse: 15/?

Scrapping the summon: Aqueous Assault: 15/15: ASSAULT INITIATED!

   "Holy CRAP! GAH!"   

   Shadow's    eyes widen as he watches the hellish silhouette appear in the massive portal.

   "We gotta hit this thing, and we gotta HIT IT HARD! EVERYONE! Water-Based Attacks NOW!"   

   Shadow    and Commander Protoh raise their arms towards the portal, and jets of inky, black liquid blast out of their palms, completely ignoring the heat. The liquid sprays onto the creature, freezing to it. Arkus, with a shout of "GEYSUS!", points his staff toward the monster, blasting a torrent of roiling, stormy water at the portal. The Sacred Spirit raises his/her arms to the sky, and somehow manages to conjure a massive storm cloud indoors. The clouds roil and thunder, and pour an extreme amount of rain onto the area, which the Sacred Spirit, controlling the Elemental Forces of Wind and Water both, whips up into a raging tsunami. Further controlling the wind, s/he pushes the tsunami forward, transforming it into a massive waterspout that begins sucking anything towards it into the watery vortex. All water attacks combine into a violent maelstrom of Elemental Water: The Aqueous Assault.    Shadow    and the other members of the Party jump back after the Maelstrom is complete, then motion for Carmen and Engie to follow.

   "Come on! The Maelstrom should demolish some of these portals, but whatever's coming out of the big one won't be happy! This room is going to get CRAZY!"   

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Jon.

edited 25th Mar '15 8:59:26 AM by SacredSpirit123

"A shortening in the building below that should lead to the way out, eh? Well, seeing as Herobrine's about destroy the floor, I guess all I've gotta do is brace myself for the inevitable impact, then make my escape once we go down." I continue hacking away at the Mutant Spiders while bracing myself for the fall that's to come.

Cannon: 30/30 (On hold)

Saren: 284/300 (Sacred, Fury)

Three +1s for whoever wants them.

twin: Sometimes I hate when I forget these tiny, yet critical things, like telling you of the actual stats I sent Piono, which is what I put down. He likes knowing in advance for sake of balance. :P Not sure that'll work, but shame on me for forgetting that more than anything. Derp!

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

I am defecting to Neutral along with Tazz. IT WAS OUR PLAN ALL ALONG! Unfortunately, that is not enough. I retrieve

q - a sniper rifle infused with internet memes

and perform the obligatory trololo-blasting while I snipe a bunch of mutants. The bullets play the trololo as they form a bullet hell level around the mutant mobs. The bullet hell level is ridiculously difficult - in fact, it's impossible and the whole bullet hell level is a troll. The mutant mobs are eliminated one by one until I get bored and walk away.

REUSE Security Essentials for Bill's Trollface: 16/33 ████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)
Total Randomness: 34/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+3 total from me, Tazz, Twin)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

My book waits idly for something or someone to pick it up.

Something something Arena.

Q&A: @herobrine: You've had that for quite a while, and been abusing its strength. The only reason I haven't gotten to grounding Delphinus is because it hasn't gotten in range yet. And a 10 post-long party-wide boost is not beyond reason, especially with that huge of a charge. @jondanger: Those things are probably going to have stupidly low health, but okay. (because of the number of them) @jindra: Oh for pete's sake! I all but said straight-out to tabbune and armored fury that they were standing in front of the freakin' control apparatus for the undead mutant mobs! @fseftr: Yeah... I know, I just don't want to have health bars out the wazzoo for the true end-game. I'll think of something. @pastry: Well, there's a massive army of mutant mobs, two bosses just got summoned, but only one is loyal to the godmodder, and the castle and various spawnery things inside need to be busted up to make the army of mutant mobs stop growing. @tazz: As Bill Cipher is a rather unusual character, he will not have the ordinary amount of health, instead, he shall be a mega entity, and I shall be giving him 1010 health. @twin: Meh, you can go ahead and add those abilities in. @engie: Its a battlefield charge, while you're holding the nitrogen gun, you can't act, and if you get KOd, the nitrogen gun will get nope'd, but it doesn't count as a charge.

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Amp melts away 2 mutant iron golems and deals 5000 damage to the southern section of the castle. Jondanger continues carving his way through mobs, killing 8 mutant creepers as he tears through their forces, then skids to a stop as one of the mutant creepers gets struck by ohboy's lightning. It is now super-charged. Thinking fast, jondanger shouts in its face, and the mutant creeper explodes in alarm, blowing up itself and 15 other mutant creepers. Coolstar tosses random objects at the mutant zombies, killing 7 of them. Fseftr repairs both the avenger mech and Samaritank for 5000 health apiece. Laitome buys a page of zbse's book off of ebay. He then gets the refund as a message is sent saying that the page mysteriously disappeared once he placed the bet. It reappears in zbse's tome. The StuG deals another 40000 damage to the eastern section of the castle.

Wyld teleports back to the far right, and a frigate is spawned at the fortress, and two squads quickly load in and take off. The banisher's bomber goes into banishment mode, and flies over the middle, doing a bombing run that deals 50000 damage to the eastern section of the godmodder's castle. The Warden teleports himself and all of the armors with him back to the far right as the Dragonfly is sent careening into the godmodder's castle, it slams into the eastern section with a massive explosion, dealing 200000 damage to the eastern section and 20000 damage to the other three. Cobalt charges out to the middle, and fires a stream of bullets outwards, catching a number of the mutant blazes in a bullet-hell type storm of bullets, killing 10 of them.

Pillow, inside the northern section of the castle, lets loose a crate of yellow explosive fruit, blowing up 3 creeper breeding pens. The creepers within the tower begin scrambling about frantically, one of them sees him, but runs away when it sees the ocelot. Darkness is suddenly joined by the slightly confused pastry person, firing spicy salsa at him. 5 of the mutant wolves get it up their noses and run away, but the godmodder just raises an eyebrow, then turns as darkness comes down with his energy blade vortexes, and with an upward swing of the banhammer, blows him away. Darkness hits the wall next to pastry with a solid thud. Shiny tries out an experiment with gravity. He takes out a scale, and places it on the ground. He turns to his pack to grab a weight, but turns back to the scale to discover it has fallen up into the sky. Oops.

Up in the attic, herobrine grabs one of the mutant spiders, and pile-drives the lots of them through the floor. The floor gives way immediately and they all drop into the room below... Tabbune trips. Hard, somehow slamming his face into the central black crystal, dealing 7500 damage to it. Armored fury tries to explode his way up the wall, but is shot down by some mutant skeletons (8000 damage to the central tower). Tabbune and armoredfury are both surrounded, when suddenly the undead mobs look up as herobrine drives the spiders straight down through the ceiling, right onto the massive black crystal that tabbune rests underneath. One spider survives the brutal fall, but then ichigo lands on it, squishing it. The various pieces of debris falling from the ceiling smash 5 of the mutant wither skeletons, and distract all of the undead mobs in the room. 25000 damage to the central black crystal. All of the mutant undead in the room turn to face the players on the central pedestal. They all roar at once and rush the platform.

In the end portal room, jindra takes a last-ditch dive for the end portal, slams the pick into it... and then the portal explodes. It seems that unbeknownst to the godmodder, his summoning of the terror enderdragon was hijacked by Bill Cipher. Which is sort of a good thing. Bill Cipher will target the pro-godmodder as well as the anti-godmodders, but will be less straightforward to deal with than a terror mob would be. On the other hand, he isn't sticking this out to the death, so once you figure out how to get rid of him, it'll probably be easier. Jindra and tazz look around the now completely totaled room as Bill Cipher checks his partial omniscience for knowledge of the tvtropes pantheon. Every single ender creature in the room is now dead, killed in the explosion and backlash of ender-magics. Looks like Bill did your job for you. The HAN-D bot has taken quite the beating though.

In the nether chamber, engie continues holding the nitrogen gun steady while Carmen Sandiego steals the power sources of 25 of the small nether portals, Math brings out a large series of attacks that takes down another 12 of them, and the aspects unleash a massive stream of water that douses 10 of the large nether portals. The nether mobs turn to deal with the intruders, but a bellow from the terror wither sends them back up to the surface. Out from the massive portal bursts an enormous figure of black bones. The terror wither. The biggest terror mob summoned yet. Engie stumbles backwards as large portions of the walkways are torn from their holdings by the massive beast, but holds steady. The terror wither turns its malevolent eyes on the party. Strife!

In the area above, 100 zombies, skeletons and zombie pigmen are added to the fray, and no wither skeletons... that's weird. 97 mutant creepers join the massive army, 50 mutant spiders join the army, as do 50 more mutant iron golems, 40 mutant ghasts and 153 mutant blazes. The iron golems fall back towards the castle as orders are suddenly handed out by one of the small number of surviving mutant endermen, and the rest of the mobs change formation (as 20 of all non iron-golem, zombie pigmen, ghast, blaze or wither skeleton mobs burn to death) and march on their next target. The Valley. With no fuel, the inferno in the middle dies, and with nothing to target it, the bomber goes completely unharmed. The mobs come to their last obstacle before beginning the wholesale slaughter of the AG troops. A massive lake of lava that would almost certainly kill off more than half of their ground troops if they tried to wade it.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 2/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 2/4.

Wyld [AG]: Elemental Chainaxe [A] [garrisoned]

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Dragon Ender [A]: elites x1: Hp: 8000/10000 [garrisoned]

Bansihment elites x2: Hp: 8000/10000. [garrisoned]

Damage specialists x5 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: damage artifact [garrisoned]

Defense specialists x7 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: defense artifact [garrisoned]

Support specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: support artifact [garrisoned]

Harassment specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: harassment artifact [garrisoned]

Grunt Armor x17 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000: [garrisoned]

Frigate [AG]: 100000/100000: Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

The Warden [AG]: Hp: 73000/75000

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000: Life Ray [A]: elites x3: Hp: 8000/10000: Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x8: Hp: 5000/5000

Captain Armor x13 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Valley: [fortified against PGs ] [swamped]

fseftr [AG]: Ebon Guard armor: durability: 60%[A]. Excalibur [A].

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 980000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 46. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 180000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 130000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 55000/75000.

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 24500/35000. patients: none

Retarded Dance Van [AG]: Hp: 25000/175000.

StuG [AG]: Hp: 45000/50000. target: godmodder’s castle (Middle)

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 268000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!.

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 323000/500000

lake of lava

mutant zombies x1315 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x1169 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant creepers x552 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant spider jockeys x181 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

mutant spiders x30 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant blazes x533 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant ghasts x140 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

mutant zombie pigmen x640 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

mutant wither skeletons x345 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Middle:

Ruined Castle [PG]: Central tower: Hp: 2777000/3000000. Northern section: Hp: 461000/500000. Eastern section: Hp: 75000/500000. Southern section: Hp: 470000/500000. Western section: Hp: 475000/500000

mutant iron golems x148 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

bomber [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000: Banishment Lieutenant: Hp: 48000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [banished]

laitome [N]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 2/5. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 8/8. Knee of Justice 5/5. Volcano Kick 3/4. plasma sniper [A]

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A] [in flaming book]

amp, jondanger, coolstar, ohboy [AG]

twin, cobalt [N]

Forge Of War’s ruins:

solarflare [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Northern Section

Creeper breeding pens x47 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

pillow [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Courtyard

The Godmodder: Hp: 18/100

Mutant wolves x25 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

darkness [AG]: Raikiri [A]

pastry [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Nether Chamber

Terror Wither [PG]: Hp: 3000000/3000000

large nether portals x40 [PG]: Hp: 2500/2500

small nether portals x153 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

engie [AG]: Nitrogen gun: 2/5.

mutant magma cubes x24 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

math [AG]: Flight Boots [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Ender Portal

Ascendant Bill Cipher [H]: Hp: 1010. Unhealthy 1ncend1ar1es 1/3. Prov1dence 1/3. 0bl1v10n. 1/3. M1ndbender 1/5. The Tum0r 1/8.

HAN-D [AG]: Hp: 25000/80000. Overclock: 4/4. Call Drone: 4/5. Unethical Reassembly: 4/6.

tazz [N]

jindra [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Main Hall

Raging swarm of angry undead mutant mobs.

central crystal [PG]: Hp: 42500/75000

black crystal spires x6 [PG]: Hp: 40000/50000

herobrine [AG]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 17%: franklin badge [A]. Nanomachines, son! [A]

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A].

tabbune, armoredfury [AG]

Near the Glitch:

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 51/101 pages found

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Depending on how you play this, this could go from 'completely unmanageable' down to 'horrible', maybe even all the way down to 'bad' in just the span of a turn or two. Or it might skyrocket up to 'totally hopeless'. But unless some of you are really stupid (Hint hint! Hit the black crystal!!!!) that shouldn't happen.

edited 25th Mar '15 8:01:26 PM by pionoplayer

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