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SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5801: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:02:46 AM

RP:

As    Shadow    and the rest of the Party moves along, all four of them catch the flicker of "DEMOLITION TIME, EVERYONE!"

   Shadow    grins excitedly.    "Ooh, this should be FUN!"   

Arkus laughs. "This horrid place will burn to the ground! Haha!"

The Sacred Spirit appears pleased. As long as this castle is destroyed, s/he doesn't care what it takes to do so.

Commander Protoh, however, frowns worriedly.    "Er, boss? We're IN this castle."   

   Shadow    turns to his second-in-command and shakes his head.    "Then we'll just stay away from the exploding bit."   

JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#5802: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:11:55 AM

@iamsolarflare:ohboy times charges had already all been claimed. Note names/[up]'s after charge status. that is showing charge claims

edited 21st Mar '15 7:12:05 AM by JindraAG

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#5803: Mar 21st 2015 at 11:21:37 AM

you know i kind of have an idea for the adaption, that every player that stuck around more than thirty rounds at a time should get 'profiles'. like say, a wanted poster or an application, whichever would fit more in the RP for that character, each with a list of their role play backstory feats, like my infusion would have 'unarmed and dangerous' and 'at least three counts of genocide'(one mage fort, one human army plus its attached civilization, and genocide by association in regards to sacred's army, plus any in game feats that were particularly notable, like... tabbune's magical wrath event, or something like that.

[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#5804: Mar 21st 2015 at 11:30:45 AM

I just try and find a way out of my book.

Meanwhile

The book tries ramming itself into some of the enemies.

Something something Arena.
SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5805: Mar 21st 2015 at 11:45:20 AM

@Wyld: Good idea. I'd like to see bios of the Aspects. I'd need to have a say in what they look like for an adaptation, however.

TwinTropers First Guardian from Travelling through the Void. Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
First Guardian
#5806: Mar 21st 2015 at 1:02:22 PM

Project Illuminate: 35/150 =========================================================================== (Tazz'd x3)

Project Skeleton: 28/100 ================================================== (Irecreeper'd x3, Tazz'd x3, Engie'd x4, Cobalt'd x2)

I +2 Tazz and +1 Cobalt.

@Wyld: Nearly all of my free time is being spent over at DTG2, since moderating it is no easy task. I don't usually have time to attack as a result.

I head to the Middle and yell loudly at all the Mutant Zombies, getting them all to chase me. I grab a Pig, lure it with a Carrot on a Stick, and hightail it out of there. The Zombies all run after me for a while until I reveal the Pig was a Rocket Pig and fly into the sky! All the Zombies run below me and then I World Edit the chunk of ground they're standing on away so they fall to their deaths. Those that don't die from the fall do when the ground they're standing on is revealed to be the Sarlacc Pit.

edited 21st Mar '15 1:02:38 PM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5807: Mar 21st 2015 at 2:20:54 PM

(Null Post)

About the artifact purge: Will literally all artifacts be erased? I thought I would involve the Chaos Emeralds in at least one of the endgame events.

Also, I kind of like my Healing Tome.

On the topic of Bios, maybe I can create a background retroactively? I know my character initially just sort of appeared, but I've had quite a bit of character development since then, starting from the Metal Sonic event.

edited 22nd Mar '15 3:46:00 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud
pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#5808: Mar 21st 2015 at 4:46:33 PM

100/? 40/50

I get up after doing nothing again and decide to get a hover board out of hammerspace. I fly over the middle, dropping bombs as I go, and go to the area where calamitys dead body is, assuming he isn't disintegrated. I pick up a piece of his body and put into hammerspace.

3+1 but not for laitome

By the way, remember how I picked up a piece of the dead terror guardian awhile back? I'm setting up some materials to make an awesome tinkerers construct weapon with a big charge that will actually make logical sense for why its so powerful.

How much would it cost to summon duke fishron from terraria? I want a summon that fits the fish theme I have.

Also a bio on me sounds good. Even though I have like zero feats. I'm actually fairly useless as a player.

edited 21st Mar '15 4:48:02 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?
Chaoscreeper Past / Future Thing? from Somewhere, in the code of Minecraft... Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Past / Future Thing?
#5809: Mar 21st 2015 at 4:47:28 PM

=43 / 50= Construct= (+2, Lait)

I provide covering fire for the Marines, shooting out several explosive tables at the Mutant Ghasts. "oh please, you guys have deal(t) wi(t)h mu(c)h worse (t)han (t)his. like kerrigan, for ins(t)an(c)e."

/COMMAND/ The Terrans also fire upon the ghasts, minus the Marauders. They target the Mutant Blazes.

[up]+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin[up]

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Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#5810: Mar 21st 2015 at 4:56:54 PM

I pull off some epic dance moves. The dance becomes so badass that it would intimidate even inanimate objects. And the Reflector Plate is intimidated! So much so, that it begins sparking and takes heavy damage.

61/61 HAN-D Spawned. A escape pod rockets down from orbit and crashes through the horde of ghasts onto the ramparts. The door is kicked off its hinges, before a large black robot steps out. He surveys the surronding landscape, notices the mass of angry monsters and charges.

HAN-D jumps into the air and applies HURT to the angry ghasts.

47/150 Mister Klaw (Darkness)

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#5811: Mar 21st 2015 at 5:15:16 PM

Q&A: @amp: Sorry, you missed the cut-off. @ohboy: Okay, that works. Just a question, what were you trying to do with your first post? Kinda confused. @wyld: I know what you're talking about, I do the same thing. And that 'profile' idea is actually kind of funny. @sacred: Yep. @shiny: no, they won't suddenly disappear, I'm just going to have a series of events wipe stuff out. The chaos emeralds are waiting for you to do something screwy with them, and unless you wait until the godmodder goes down, you should continue to have them. And yeah, retroactive backstory is pretty much the main kind in DTG. @pillow: Oh? That'll be a nifty weapon. Nice use of Checkhovs Gun. And sorry, Duke Fishron has already been summoned, you'll need to find another fish-based summon.

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Amp charges into the mutant mobs, his guns screaming, the OP scale kicks in, and he only manages to kill 1 of each type of mutant mob, but it does act to distract the army. Ohboy gives himself a hug. He feels much better afterwards. Fseftr restores 10% integrity to his armor, and his entities stay on watch. Wyld attempts to transport the entirety of the middle area into space, but that takes tons of energy, but he does end up transporting 50 or so of the mutant creepers, as well as the mutant snow golems. They can't come back, and don't. The dragonfly moves over to the middle of the battlefield, and opens fire on the mutant mobs. The Warden and one of the squads man the guns, and the rest fire out the side of the Dragonfly, altogether destroying 30 of each of the main types of mutant mob.The fortress summons two bombers. There are no spare squads to many them though. Jondanger creates a massive wave of fire, sacrificing his scythe to inflict the entire middle with the inferno debuff for as long as there are undead mobs to burn. Laitome moves in as support for chaos and his troops, chaos targets ghasts that aren't there and the troops look at each other. "One, you've gone completely loony, and two, ZERG AREN'T BULLETPROOF!!!" They open fire anyways, bringing down 5 of the mutant spider jockeys. Hoopa unleashes another shadow ball, which kills 3 mutant endermen. Shiny continues walking onwards. He begins looking around... the world around him is looking... weird. Its worse in front of him, but its like... The Glitch. Oh dear. Coolstar begins looking at the terror mobs and decides that its probably in the castle guarded by a stupidly huge number of monsters. Zbse's book slams into a mutant zombie, killing it, but it was on fire, so zbse's book catches fire as well. Twin, using treachery and some blatant cheating, drops 10 mutant zombies to their deaths by Sarlacc. Pillow flies through the middle, dropping explosives, blowing up 2 mutant iron golems. And then the Retarded Dance Van shows up, bringing a whole new level of retarded to the party.

Ichigo jumps out over the courtyard, and flies away, dropping mine turtles on the mutant wolves, blowing up 20 of them. Alpha responds telling him that it cannot locate the Carmen Sandiego, but that there is a significant amount of spatial scrambling present that anything outside of range would be undetectable to Alpha. And then ichigo gets slammed into the wall by the door he welded shut just a few moments previously. The godmodder is hovering a few inches above the ground, his eyes practically flaming, with the mutant wolves following him. And then the blazes and ghasts start coming out of the ground. Very quickly, the godmodder motions, and 10 mutant blazes move to his side. Math intimidates the reflector plate for 10000 damage, and suddenly, out of the sky plummets a large robot, the reflector plate, damaged as it is, is unable to hold up under the momentum, and is utterly smashed. The sky flickers, and suddenly the golden glow is gone. Outside the castle everyone stares in shock as suddenly the castle increases in size massively, going from a destroyed wreck to massive, almost completely undamaged complex of stone walls and towers. This is where the mobs are being created! You need to take it down! The robot attacks the ghasts, bringing down 3 of them. "Demolition time everyone!" Jindra lands next to the others, and detonates the explosives. 200000 damage to the central tower of the castle. The blast launches herobrine (10% intergrity loss to the suit) all the way outside of the castle. The HF blade is lost. Down in the courtyard, the godmodder whirls around as he sees the explosion, and suddenly math and darkness crash to the ground next to ichigo, and a rock lands on the godmodder, interrupting his attack. The number of ghasts and blazes in the air continues to rise.

Tabbune is about to rush back downstairs when he hears and explosion from up above. The room shakes, and a chunk of rock lands on the central black crystal in the room, all the undead in the room suddenly twitch slightly, and stagger. Tabbune shrugs, turns around... and the stairway has collapsed, and the stairs went down far enough that that means that the stairwell is now blocked off. In the basement, the aspects and Commander Protoh move to the nether chamber. He notes on his way there that the stairs have been collapsed. Engie tries to push his way through the magma cubes, and one falls off the pathway. Then the next one jumps on him, trying to consume him. Engie, predictably, blows it apart. He backs up away from the magma cubes. Both portals continue heaving. The mutant endermen grow in numbers, and another terror endermite appears, and several mutant blazes catch sight of the group in the nether chamber, so Shadow shoots them down with the emerald nova.

Back outside, the shields on wyld's fortress reboot. The StuG blows another 3 mutant iron golems into oblivion. The mutant mobs begin attacking the AGs... or those not caught off guard by the sudden expansion of the godmodder's castle. The mutant endermen attempt to attack the Dragonfly, but even with their magical attacks, the Dargonfly is too fast for them to lock onto. Also, teleporting onto fast-flying objects is harder than it sounds. 2 mutant endermen get ripped to shreds by the engine's half-magic engines. several of the mutant creepers explode from surprise, blowing up more of the mutant creepers, 50 total get killed. The iron golems barge right through the marines, crushing them all, the retarded dance van retaliates, destroying two of them. Hoopa is swamped by the undead, gets off an emergency hyperspace fury, killing 30 mutant skeletons, but runs out of health. (shiny, your opportunity for a "screw this I'm outta here" scene). More undead come out of the castle to replenish the groups... but now that there's multiple place to come out, mutant spiders and iron golems begin coming out as well. Some of the mutant skeletons mount the the mutant spiders. 20 of each of the main types of mutant mob die to the inferno

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 5/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 4/4.

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Dragon Ender [A]: elites x1: Hp: 8000/10000 [garrisoned]

Damage specialists x5 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: damage artifact [garrisoned]

Defense specialists x7 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: defense artifact [garrisoned]

Support specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: support artifact [garrisoned]

Harassment specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: harassment artifact [garrisoned]

Grunt Armor x17 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000: [garrisoned]

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

bombers x2 [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000: Captain Armor [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

anti-teleportation nodes [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Valley: [fortified against PGs ] [swamped]

twin[N]

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

fseftr [AG]: Ebon Guard armor: durability: 60%[A]. Excalibur [A].

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 980000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 34. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 180000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 130000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 55000/75000.

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 24500/35000. patients: none

StuG [AG]: Hp: 45000/50000. target: mutant iron golems (Middle)

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 255000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!.

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 415000/500000

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000: Life Ray [A]: elites x3: Hp: 8000/10000: Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x8: Hp: 5000/5000

Banishment Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: elites x2: Hp: 8000/10000. Captain Armor x2 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x8: Hp: 5000/5000

mines: 2 areas

Middle: [inferno: fueled by undead]

Ruined Castle [PG]: Central tower: Hp: 2800000/3000000. Northern section: Hp: 500000/500000. Eastern section: Hp: 500000/500000. Southern section: Hp: 500000/500000. Western section: Hp: 500000/500000

mutant zombies x962 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x839 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant creepers x349 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant spider jockeys x149 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

mutant iron golems x19 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

mutant endermen x6 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

The Dragonfly [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000: The Warden [AG]: Hp: 73000/75000: Captain Armor x10: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x40: Hp: 5000/5000 [banished]

Retarded Dance Van [AG]: Hp: 175000/175000.

Ghost [N]: Hp: 12500/12500

Marauders x4 [N]: Hp: 2500/2500

laitome [N]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 5/5. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 8/8. Knee of Justice 5/5. Volcano Kick 4/4. plasma sniper [A]

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

Wyld [AG]: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A] [in flaming book]

herobrine [AG]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 32%: franklin badge [A]

amp, jondanger, pillow, coolstar [AG]

Forge Of War’s ruins:

solarflare, cobalt [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Ramparts

reflector plate [PG]: Hp: 15000/150000

mutant ghasts x56 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

mutant blazes x108 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

HAN-D [AG]: Hp: 80000/80000. Overclock: 1/4. Call Drone: 1/5. Unethical Reassembly: 1/6.

jindra [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Courtyard

The Godmodder: Hp: 18/100

Mutant blazes 10 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Mutant wolves x30 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

math [AG]: Flight Boots [A]

darkness [AG]: Raikiri [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Intersection

mega-portal: 3/5

mutant magma cubes x29 [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Sacred [AG]: The Emerald Nova [A]

engie [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Ender Portal

End Portal: 3/5

mutant endermen x179 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

terror endermite x3 [PG]: Hp: 40000/40000

tazz [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Main Hall Balcony

tabbune, armoredfury [AG]

Zbse’s sidequest: 50/101 pages found

edited 21st Mar '15 6:32:10 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#5812: Mar 21st 2015 at 6:45:12 PM

@Jindra: Watch your friendly fire man!

Wow.... Lost the blade, and amidst a slew of mobs.

   YOU GORILLA! Be more careful with me! I'm down to near 30%!   

I'm sorry! *bows*

I make my way to Wyld's side and assist him. (Better chance of whatever you're working on, pulling off)


The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear:    49/50    +2 Jindra

   ?????   : 78/500

2+ to Jindra.

1+ to Wyld.

edited 21st Mar '15 7:16:34 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#5813: Mar 21st 2015 at 6:59:15 PM

30/?, 20/20

Well, I guess there's only one logical solution, right?. I take my phone and warn everyone inside the Castle to get out.

Charge: I cast a massive Fireball at the castle to demolish it. It will land next turn.

3+1s to anyone not giving dedicated assists.

edited 21st Mar '15 6:59:36 PM by Tabbune

fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#5814: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:05:28 PM

I repair Samaritank and tell the Avenger to move to the middle.

??? : 51/??? [up], engie

???: 42/??? [up] , engie

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 21st Mar '15 7:06:50 PM by fseftr

Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5815: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:07:43 PM

That castle has so much health

_________________

Realizing my AOE attack is ready I order Chaoscreeper to put me on a table and shoot me into the center of the mutant army. As soon as I land I activate my Volcano kick special.
_________________

Charges

Laittlecrusier: 131/400 (me,fseftr,CC[last round])

Something: 11/?? (me,CC[last round])

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone

edited 21st Mar '15 7:12:57 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#5816: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:16:00 PM

Alice (229/450 laitome,fseftr, herobrine, pillow) note 
Nekomata(4/75 fseftr, herobrine, pillow) note 

I'll pull out a bow and shoot down a few of the blazes.

2x+1's for herobrine, 1x for anyone else.

edited 21st Mar '15 7:17:12 PM by JindraAG

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#5817: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:18:31 PM

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear:    50/50    +1 Jindra

   ?????   : 79/500 +1 Jindra

(Summon Next round)

I am the once and future king.
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#5818: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:21:53 PM

As the book begins to burn, it doesn't get destroyed in the least. But...

Inside the Book...

"OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!"

More hands pull me even deeper inside the book as I see a faint figure in the distance.

Something something Arena.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5819: Mar 21st 2015 at 7:29:25 PM

I blow up some mutant mobs.

Airplane:

27/???

Metal Face:

27/55

2 to sacred, 1 to tazz.

The_Nonexistent_Tazz ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! from ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST! Since: Mar, 2015
ERROR! DOES NOT EXIST!
#5820: Mar 21st 2015 at 8:13:14 PM

The Unleashing: 41/150 (Shaded, Jon'd x2'd, Twin'd) The Elements Ten: 33/225 (Shaded, Jon'd, Twin'd)

Well this is bad. Will I have to cut through these guys all on my lonesome?

I attempt to teleport in another player that would be willing to help me fight off these crazy things, if at all possible. I may only be able to do it once but who cares? I'd prefer help here, but I'll cut them all down alone if I have to!

If any of the attacks in the below sequence are interrupted I immediately move onto the next thing unless I cannot, in which case the pattern continues until I've ran out of moves.

I decide that the less things killing me at once the better. I immediately take my newest obsession, BlazBlue, and immediately take a load of lookalike weapons that will conveniently serve me. First, I target as many Endermen as possible at once for a series of darkness-based strikes from a massive scythe, then a powerful icy cage, then an explosive gun-based seal, then a massive lightning bolt (that is summoned from the ceiling), then a series of claw strikes that almost ends in a shoryuken, but then I change my mind by grabbing them all and doing a super-slam with the lot of them instead. This is followed up with 100 deadly kicks, then me turning into a ton of giant centipedes and eating the Mutant Endermen, then a nail through the chest(s) which I then punch while on fire (causing a fiery mini-explosion), then followed by being tossed into a massive machine's cogworks, then followed up by another series of slashes with a huge katana, then summoning a ridiculously huge BFS, twice, on whatever was unlucky enough to be called my target(s) at the time. I then teleport them out of the room and get a ridiculously huge statue to pierce them with a ridiculously huge spear, then get a massive snake to take a bite out of them, then get eight explosive swords and explode them around the Mutant Endermen, then just punch them straight into the Ceiling, then use tiger claws and slash them to pieces while they're up on the ceiling. When they come back down, they get locked in chains and I FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!1!, and then take an unlucky one and perfectly trap it in some abandoned warehouse for some torture. It didn't survive. Presumably. ((If it did I put it back.)) this is followed up by another trap to turn one into a form before it's mutation, which causes it to just flee, then just punching the remaining lot down, then thrust the floor they were under up to the ceiling, then as it falls down punch them so hard the stone slab explodes. I then take some power guantlet and put it on overdrive, making it explode-with them on the exploding end. This is then punctuated with me generating and throwing a massive spear into them, then trap them in darkness and do one huge slash with a massive Zweihander embued with darkness, then summon a massive meteor (from the ceiling) that crashes into them rather explosively, then trap them with chains again and send loads of energy snakes at them before finally generating an energy sword with extreme potency to slash them, once, but again. Finally, I use the Brine-an Amethyst ring that removes the arm to replace it with a shadow copy of an arm that can morph into whatever, something I got from the Alchemiter from the last war for the curious. I use it in an arm cannon form to burn the remaining Mutant Endermen with the blue flames of Oblivion.

The Mutant Endermen, somehow intelligent enough to know about Blaz Blue, realize what exactly happened; I had made a rough combo of all the Astral Heats of each Character, except Celcia's. Celcia's, of course, would involve healing them to full before being instantly one-shot by a high-speed robot, but I wouldn't do it becaues, if none of them died in that insane combo, it would be unlikely the robot would ever do it. The subversion to the combo makes them laugh, as clearly the combo would have done more damage un-subverted regardless-a catch 22 from their perspective. I then point out they somehow took no damage from that last bit-which would mean the damage was dealt as they were being healed, or else just didn't do damage. The Mutant Endermen are not immune to Oblivion energies, so they had to be healed mid-burning. Cue high-speed Robot being teleported in and crashing into them. It explodes for good measure, and then I flip them off for even better measure.

Oh, wait...Almost forgot. I take out a Trophy of Master Hand. The Mutant Endermen were all coincidentally there for an event wherein I used this trophy to take out things of power levels far too high for my own good via some high-level technique. They realize who the targets are. The Mutant Endermen proceed to sweat. Because it would be an epic biology fail if their own sweat could kill them, it fails to, but they sweat so much and get so nervous their own body heat causes their sweat to combust-which would take considerable heat, by the way. The resulting explosion wipes them out while I put the Trophy back. The survivors facepalm themselves so hard they explode again.

  • 2 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt.

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#5821: Mar 21st 2015 at 8:57:17 PM

"Hmm. Cute, but apparently not very smart."

My drone sumo-stomps the ground, causing metal to erupt across the pathway. Said metal forms into a bulldozer, which drives forward, piling the magma cubes up into a single heap. Roughly mid-way, it then changes into a combine harvester, aims the output pipe over the edge, and grinds the cubes up, spraying weird lava-jelly substance down into the place below.

"And probably delicious if at an edible temperature."

They're like jelly, those magma cubes. So... OM NOM NOM

  • 2 to Fseftr
  • 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 44/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 6/66 (+2) (SATAN DETECTED)

edited 22nd Mar '15 4:03:01 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5822: Mar 22nd 2015 at 4:01:54 AM

RP:

Hoopa Unbound reverts to Hoopa Confined, exhausted. It looks around. No world has enough treasure for me to put myself in this kind of danger. Despite this, Hoopa grabs something shiny from the rubble nearby and sends it through a portal it has opened to its home world. Of course, what's the point of treasure without me to cherish it?

Before entering the portal itself, Hoopa loudly announces telepathicly (however that's possible) : It's been something fighting alongside you guys, but this is not my battle. I'm not throwing my life away over your 'liberation' or whatever. I'm out of here! As it enters the portal, Hoopa anounces its final farewell. Think of me whenever you lose something of value!

With that, the portal closes, and Hoopa is nowhere to be seen.

edited 22nd Mar '15 4:02:16 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud
pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#5823: Mar 22nd 2015 at 4:10:10 AM

102/? 42/50

I decide to start looking up fish based kaiju while I attack. I fly to the castle and pull out some rejuvenative explosives that return the blast radius to its original appearance on world spawn. The blast radius is the same as 2 TNT blocks combined.

3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5824: Mar 22nd 2015 at 5:32:49 AM

Speed Reading Enchantment: 10/10 With this, my healing tome is upgraded so that it can be used in addition to the free action every turn, but with less effectiveness than if healing were the only action that turn.

Spare Charges : 4

I move toward the center of the glitch area. I also make note of the location of the House of Gaming relative to where I am right now, as that is where I may need to head next.

00110011 00101011 00110001 01110011 from within the glitch.

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Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5825: Mar 22nd 2015 at 5:52:31 AM

Collection

Laittlecrusier 133/400 (pillow, shiny)

edited 22nd Mar '15 5:52:53 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

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