Destroy The Godmodder

I am still looking around, wondering what is happening.

Despite my tree search failure, i still obtained enough wood to create a balsa glaive(even though all my wood was oak). So i do so and name it "Bill the Destroyer the 3rd"

I notice how random players are just summoning things at will. "Oh! oh! I wanna summon.. uh... Zorg!" so i begin a charge for summoning Zorg (will explain entity later)"i wonder if i can upgrade the entity before it's even summoned...". So i attempt to start a charge to upgrade Zorg's health

After i do this, i go to the nearest player and that them on the shoulder(if they have one) and ask them what kind of minecraft server this is.

Zorg charge:1 (Arzor charge:1)

Alice (222/450 herobrine, tabbune, herobrine) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(61/100 herobrine, tabbune, herobrine) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll identify the largest looking tower and do a flying leap to a window on it. And then look in.

2x+1's to herobrine, 1x to anyone else.

edited 19th Mar '15 7:25:16 PM by JindraAG

The Unleashing: 36/150 (Shaded, Jindra'd) The Elements Ten: 29/225 (Shaded, Jon'd)

I admire the Emerald Nova from a safe distance so Shadow doesn't horribly murder me with it.

I check which directions we haven't gone to yet and randomly saunteer off to the most unknown location , or just a random one. I make sure to defend myself from onslaught as I do so and go in quietly.

• 2 to Twin, +1 to Cobalt Shade.

edited 19th Mar '15 7:39:03 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

I begin hacking and slashing my way through the mutant mobs.

Airplane:

25/???

Metal Face:

24/???

2 to sacred, 1 to tazz

The book starts moving on its own. Something seems wrong with it though... It begins to fly towards the ruined castle.

Inside the book...

I feel the book moving and attempt to get out. An unseen force pushes me back into the book. Hands sprout inside and begin to drag me deeper into the book.

"D..Damn it!" I shout. I concentrate and try to get someone near my position to catch the book.

"Oh... hello. Look, I'm gonna be honest, I actually didn't think I'd find you, but-" The sentence is cut short as the me that's in the control room turns out to be a hologram that disappears the moment I teleport a giant airbag that's about to go off beneath the godmodder's feet, then close the door to the control room and weld it shut. After that, I begin quickly and stealthily making my way to the Intersection. "Well, looks like I won't need to ask Carmen for help with locating the godmodder after all, seeing as I somehow managed to find him much earlier than I had expected or planned."

Cannon: Cannon: 23/30 (Sacred)

Saren: 274/300

Three +1s for anyone who wants them.

edited 19th Mar '15 9:47:30 PM by IchigoMontoya

I teleport to the valley, and have my entities prepare ro shoot any P Gs that enter.

??? : 45/??? , engie

???: 36/??? , engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 19th Mar '15 8:06:17 PM by fseftr

@Piono Alright, sorry, I must have missed it. I have to say I'm much happier with nukes and such as OP-scale trippers than as nerf-hammer'd confetti bombs. I'll just restrain myself to more reasonable scales of ruin, shall I?

Heavy weaponry continues to deploy and, as nanites flow from their vents, simply form out of the air, building a fortress-like conglomerate of guns and ablative armor around the hard core of my Demimech suit.

"Just to get this straight, you want me to distract an entire massive army of mutant horrors singlehandedly so you can go for the leader?"

/Nonactionpost

"This way it is then!"

Without bothering with such insignificant trivialities as "directions", I charge into the control room with about as much stealth and delicateness as a rhinoceros driving a jet engine powered bulldozer. And that's without factoring in the pair of V8 Chainsaws that I'm now wielding, the fact that I'm letting them drag on the ground (and ripping it apart in the process), or the ice cream van music.

"Why am I playing ice cream van music? And who welded the door shut?"

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Retarded Dance Van: 74/74 (+2) (READY FOR DEPLOYMENT - PREPARING CUTSCENE...)

Alptraum Panzer: 42/1000

@piono: if I move from one zone to another, do I still get an action?

I flash-step back to the Forge of War's ruins. If Calamity is still alive, I fire on Calamity from there with an AK-74M. The bullets form a sphere around Calamity and every one of the four hundred or so bullets turn into power drills that drill straight through Calamity! They then disappear.

Cobalt's Security Essentials: 13/234 ███████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)
Total Randomness: 28/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

The Fan of Knives begins to transform. It expands to the size of a table, and extends itself into the space of a huge circular disc. It then folds back, twisting and spinning until it becomes a huge knife! I grab the end of it, charge towards the reflector plate, howling a war cry all the way there. I jump on top of it, deliver a deviating flurry of blows, before jamming it into the side of the magiteck device. I press a button on the side, and sprint away. The Knife of Fans flashes for a few seconds, before a large explosion engulfs the plate. The Fan of knives is now gone.

60/61 HAN-D (fseftr)

45/150 Mister Klaw! (Ichigo, Laitome)

2 +1s to Herobrine, 1 to anyone.

edited 19th Mar '15 10:29:38 PM by Mathleticism

My first action shall be... One-post summoning Count Bleck!

YOU FOOL! DONT DO THAT!

Another newbie, and a foolish one, at that. Why are so many newbies suddenly crawling from the woodwork to join even though the game is nearing the climax at this point?

edited 19th Mar '15 9:51:02 PM by IchigoMontoya

Good question. In my case I've been playing DTG for a while, but only just joined the T Vtropes session, but the number of new players does seem to be rising.

/null

Actually taking me serious when I use the word one-post, kek.

I look around, trying to figure out where I am. As there are still ghasts coming at me, I slash my way trough them, while also trying to see if I can see anyone else.

• Raikiri 27/27 (ACTIVATED)
• ??? 8/??? (NTI, math)

• 1 to math, +2 to anyone.

@Darkness: You can remove the charge and the activated now. It only needed to be there for one post.

/null

edited 19th Mar '15 11:45:09 PM by Mathleticism

Speed Reading Enchantment: 8/10

Spare Charges: 2

Hoopa, now at full health, leaves the Ambulance and launches Shadow Ball at Calamity.

I continue my trek.

3 +1s

28/??[herobrine][shiny][dark] 7/??[shiny][dark]

i could have sworn i...

I feel confused as to why i am not already in the valley, but shrug. i cou;ld have sworn i moved into the valley and put up anti teleportation nodes in it. i do the action i tried to do last round but was ignored, except this time at the base of the fort, but only after the dragonfly teleports.

the warden has a group of grunts try and banish the entire dragonfly to compensate for the fact that the dragon fly is just as strong as the warden, but carries not only the warden but about five times his health worth in units! if they manage to do this, however many grunts it takes to keep the dragonfly perma banished keeps doing it. the dragon fly moves into the valley via the warden's teleportation and prepares to fire the turrets.

the banisher and the flam striker both recruit a pair of captians and their squads, and move out to the edge of the valley before strongly reccomending the entities in the vally move back outside of the swamp. the spamma rolls out and prepares to fire on anything entering the valley.

three plus ones

edited 20th Mar '15 4:00:08 AM by Wyld

98/? 38/100

I stand up since I was apparently sleeping last round. I then grab my charges and consider if I'm in the mood to do a free action

3+1

With a heavy sigh, I begin to redraw my circle - and a very useful thought strikes me. Having finished the inner circle, I begin to work on an outer side, hastily turning it into a pentacle. This is definitely going to help, considering my plan...

Plan CC: 4/20 (blaze it)

Collection

Laittlecrusier 122/400 (shiny, wyld, pillow)

Teleport module 8/30 ( shiny, wyld, pillow)

Collection

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 46/50 2+ Jindra|2+ Math

   ?????    : 77/500

CHARGES: Guardian of the Plains: 9/?

Assassin's Toolkit: 9/?

   Shadow   , idly twirling the Emerald Nova, narrows his eyes thoughtfully.    "Miss Sandiego, I'd love to randomly start tearing things up right now, but I feel I need to learn more about what's going on here. It'd be good to gather as much information as we can now, so we can prepare. I stumbled upon some...interesting information...when I entered that room. Plus, I can defend myself with this new toy. I'll be back with you guys when I have more information."   

   Shadow    grins, waves to Carmen, then sneaks back to the empty room. He glares at where the Magic Thread was.    "That was CERTAINLY not fully disabled..."    He then returns to the chatroom, browsing for any more tidbits of useful information.

Plus to Zed, Ichigo, Jon.

edited 20th Mar '15 6:37:45 AM by SacredSpirit123