Destroy The Godmodder

Spare Charges: 4. I enchant myself with haste. (Spare charges reset to 0)

Speed Reading Enchantment: 6/10

I look back and see the Ambulance is now a bit dented up. I'll need to repair that when I get back. I look in my tome. I think there is a section in here on automobile maintenance.

I continue on my trek. This was a lot easier with Latias.

3 +1s

edited 18th Mar '15 5:39:46 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

What exactly is this "finding a page of zbse's book" thing? I know it's some kinda sidequest, but what happens when all the pages are collected?

I am launched away from the tower by an attack from the mutant ghasts.

As I rise up after having falled down, I notice that neither math nor Ichigo are in the nearby area. I then notice some ghasts coming at me.

"Very well. Time to get serious"

I rise my hand into the air, and some kind of energy begins gathering in it.

The energy takes the shape of a sword, a sword which I now have in my hand.

"Time to get erased!"

I slash three times at them, and three huge energy blades are sent flying at them at aproximately 130 km/h

"Now, where did everyone go...?"

• Raikiri 27/27 {ACTIVATED} (math)
• ??? 4/??? (NTI, Shiny Cotton Candy)

• 2 to math, +1 to anyone

25/?, 15/? (1 Shiny, 1 [Up])

Suddenly, the glowsticks gets covered in fire, and I continue hacking at the mutant mobs.

Continue without me! I shout to everyone in the intersection.

3+1s!

edited 18th Mar '15 4:34:08 AM by Tabbune

@Piono Do you approve the Conway or should I nerf it some more?

Oh, hell. I draw my Operator pistol empty the 7-round clip at the mutant zombies before legging it at Tabbune's suggestion.

"Uh, wow. Targets have been lit up. StuG, please advance down the valley."

"Aye."

We're running dry on supplies after the StuG, so the LT decides to contact a friendly neighborhood arms dealer and have him deliver necessary tools and materials.

3/80

^{FV 4004 Conway} 

Experimental British self-propelled gun mounting 120 mm gun on Centurion tank chassis.

Health: Slightly higher than the StuG

Offense: Very high

Specials:

• 120 mm AT Gun L1A1 - Ignores defensive buffs and shields. Deals more damage if target has defensive buffs or artifacts. Can fire from 1 area away.

• Pudding and Tea - It's not a British tank without a Boiling Vessel! If the Conway does no action for 2 turns, the crew will take a tea break. This improves their morale and damage dealt on the next shot!

Unlike the StuG, the Conway mounts a turret as well as a bigger gun. Its relatively low health means that it's still better off as a second-line sniper.

At least we have enough to continue the MBT upgrade. The engineers are half-finished with the improved engine. 5/30 (Tabbune)

3 more +1s!

edited 18th Mar '15 4:41:08 AM by ArmoredFury

(charge collection)

Alice (215/450 fury,tabbune, shiny, math) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.

edited 18th Mar '15 4:58:30 AM by JindraAG

Piono@ I haven't the faintest idea what happened to me... I hit a ..reflector plate? Did I get in the castle or was I repulsed from the castle?

Did I take out any of the mutants with the fartsplosion?

Collection

Laittlecrusier: 111/400 (Armor, tabbune, Darkness, shiny)

@herobrine:You ended up on the ramparts. Maybe it would help to read the end turn situation at the end.

@herobrine at least you are ON the battle status thing, I'm no where to be seen! I'm not complaining mind you, im somewhat interested to see where piono will throw me.

but yeah, you are on the ramparts.

@amp what do you mean by joining a group exactly?

edited 18th Mar '15 5:54:08 AM by Wyld

WARNING. SUIT INTEGRITY AT 50%. LEVEL TWO TECHNIQUES NOW AVAILABLE

   Oh boy   

Taking aim at the mutant ghasts, I leap on top of one, turn it towards its friends and-

-but after considering its mutant ability, I decide to ride it like a glorious thing from mythology and start making ghast sushi with the HF blade.

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 37/50 +1 armor +2jindra

   ?????   : 75/500

2+ to Jindra.

1+ to Wyld.

I become the godmodders shadow.

Guardian of the Plains: 7/?

Deciding to make gear instead of one-shot attack: Assassin's toolkit: 7/?

   Shadow    grins as the Endermen rush straight past him, then sneaks up to the door. He collapses into a two-dimensional shadowy slick, then slithers underneath the door, once again copying the appearance of a shadow on the wall. He then surveys the room, looking for some of the Godmodder's precious stolen loot.

Plus one to Ichigo, Zed, and Tabbune.

I decide to dope slap any enemies that come near me.

@feeding Interesting avatar, whats in the text bubble though?

RP

The warden stares around, looking at the inhabitants of the armor room. The architect is missing.

The flame lieutenant leans over to him as his own repairs are finished and says well, we'd better go looking for him after we find a way to keep that horde away from the fort a bit more permanently huh?

I'm more concerned about the abominations coming through the mana tunnels, They have the same signature as the creations of the teachers of the architect, and yet they attack us.

The banisher joins in for a brief moment and pitches in then we will fight them too, the architect has been good to us, building us bodies to live, fight, and die as many times as we wish. We cannot let it fall to them, there will not be another architect for many centuries should we fail. We fight to the end....

then the healer as well... I agree, we defend to the last man, no matter what we face. Now, your ship is ready yes? do you take one of us to pilot it while you lead the ground forces?

I couldn't agree more my friend. But i do not know, i may have one of you use the mighty battle ship.

And their elites that remain dutifully stand by, eager to fight once more, whilst the massive number of captians organize their now repaired squads. there will be a fire fight.

mean while...

I sneeze.

somone must be talking about you.

that's a stupid myth, i must just be allergic to superstitions.

edited 18th Mar '15 3:10:28 PM by Wyld

Well, since Piono referenced all the players but me and someone else being in a "group", and since some of you are obviously involved in a sidequest of some kind, I might want to become involved in whatever that means. Sorry, I really have very little idea what's actually happening, other than that a greater god apparently decided to instagib my imaginary ship, allowing me to make my imaginary ship go turbonuclear.

/null

edited 18th Mar '15 2:49:57 PM by Amperzand

I move to the middle.

Cobalt's Security Essentials: 11/234 ███████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)
Total Randomness: 24/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+2 total from me, Tazz)

edited 18th Mar '15 3:12:23 PM by CobaltShade

Q&A: @laitome: Thanks. @wyld: You got 'sploded. You are most certainly dead. And the elemental chainaxe would be gone were it not for your taking items with you when you reincarnate thing. And the godmodder upgrades his mutant mobs. I stand by that explanation. @cc: Meh, I suppose I can let that go through. @amp: It was more of me pointing out that since I'm a bit heavier on story making sense here, I want to avoid things that don't make sense having the OP scale render them useless. As a side note, that spaceship is not going to wipe out the entire atmosphere. The groups are just people in different locations, I'll drop you down with the people in the Valley. @darkness: The reward is not known yet, but if you manage to finish it, you will avert something potentially disastrous. @armoredfury: Oh! Right, no, you're perfectly fine with that. @herobrine: You took out 10 mutant spider jockeys, and landed on the thing that had been blocking barrages aimed at the godmodder's castle, but since you weren't a high enough velocity projectile, it didn't reflect you, so you just sort of slid off. @feeding: Welcome! Are you planning on staying? @solarflare: That chalk creatures thing... shoot, I can't remember the book... the wild chalk creatures that attack people and do things based on complexity? Is it a reference to that?

.

Amp, caught up in a battle with one of the greater gods, is the only survivor as Rayquaza rips open his spaceship like a can of beans. Amp watches as the explosion begins, but then seems to stop, and he loses visual as he plummets towards the battlefield. One of the numerous gods in the resident pantheon capable of stepping in must have done so. Maybe one of the others on the ship might even have survived? Who knows. All that's really important to amp at the moment is activating the right doodads to keep from squishing when he lands.

Jondanger dives at Calamity with his scythe, but is knocked out of the air by several massive arrows. The resistance robes catch the shots, saving jondanger, but the robes were meant to block magical, not physical attacks, and are shredded. Fseftr moves to do a jumping downard stab, and manages to get in 10000 damage, but has to swing down to avoid being shot. His armor takes a few hits, but remains intact. The teleportation lieutenant teleports inside of Calamity, trying to make it move, and succeeds, but Calamity still moves jerkily. The teleportation lieutenant notices that the sword is pulling Calamity's parts away from each other, ripping it apart from within. The lieutenant continues, but Calamity lets off the beginnings of Caltastrophe, which turns out to be even worse inside the monster, and the lieutenant quickly ports out, clutching his head and moaning. He begins babbling about laughter and voices. Calamity however, has the sword wrenched in its gut, and the initial act dealt 100000 damage right off the bat. Strings of light can be seen reaching from its limbs to its interior, and both of its special abilities have been disabled. Solarflare throws another bean bag, and another mutant spider jockey goes down. Cobalt decides that running away might be in order, and does so. To completely the wrong place. The middle of the godmodder's forces. The spider jockeys retaliate against the players, they all manage to avoid further injury, and the two remaining elites both sacrifice themselves protecting the players, but take down 5 more spider jockeys with them.

Ichigo decides that the ramparts are not useful anymore. He cloaks himself and moves down the stairs, through the hallway, where a handful of mutant undead have come in to investigate, and out into the courtyard. He freezes. More mutant endermen, and lots and lots of mutant wolves. He looks about, trying to find a good location to go rather than straight through the pack of wolves that his cloaking might not work against. There is a set of stairs upwards on the edge of the courtyard. Math summons a giant magical hand that beats up a ghast, and then throws it into another, causing the two to spiral in a large fireball down to the ground far below. Darkness summons himself a blade of pure energy, and tears into the mutant ghasts closing on him, cutting through both of them as well as a blaze. Herobrine jumps on the last one and cuts it to pieces. The blazes all launch barrages at the three combatants, and math's pokedex is hit, and herobrine's franklin badge reflects a few fireballs. another 5 ghasts rise into view, as well as 10 blazes. Just cutting down mobs won't accomplish anything, you'll need to find something important to target.

Tazz decides to open up his portion of the offensive with a blast from Oblivion's Topper, dealing 5000 damage to both the remaining mutant iron golems. Engie launches his exothermic missile, which slams into the face of one of the mutant zombies, killing it. Before his eye lasers can detonate it though, one of the mutant endermen steals it. It does not come back. Tabbune continues smashing everything, glowstick drumming the iron golems into submission and flaminating one of the mutant skeletons, another mutant zombie goes down easily to the flaming glow sticks after tabbune shoots it in the foot. Carmen continues tearing her way through the mutants, beginning to lose her footing a bit now that the mutant endermen are on the offensive. She doesn't manage to hit another one, but all of the lesser mutants go down. You people really aren't being very useful!

Shadow slips into a quiet room... There are a few computer screens on the wall, a few of them have data readouts. two of them are rather cracked. Others have info pages up on various gods in the pantheon. A single computer at the far back seems to have an abandoned chat room left open. Shadow looks around apprehensively, but no mobs are in the room. He slowly steps to the center of the room, quiet except for his light footsteps and the hummming of the computers. At the center is a large table, resting in an open case is a massive, golden assault rifle. There is a note next to it; "To those evacuating the lab. The Emerald Nova is not to be touched. If the gun is removed from its case by anyone unauthorized, it will be known, and the perpetrator will regret their decision shortly." Shadow, having some insight into the magical plane, can see a small string of magic connected to one of the computers. This monitor is one of the broken ones though. Looks like someone disabled the alarm.

Armoredfury rushes up the stairs, and rushes out onto a balcony before realizing that nobody followed him. He turns around, and hears the continued fighting down the stairs, but then notices the noise he realizes he should have noticed on his way up the rather long steps. He turns, and winded, slumps against the wall. The balcony he is on overlooks the main hall of the massive castle. It is huge. A set of six massive black spikes forming six points of an octogon jut through the floor, with the ground still torn, those are much newer than the castle. Each set of two spikes occasionally fires two bolts of energy down to a raised platform built around the spikes, made of netherbrick- also newer, and the dark energy creates another mutant zombie or skeleton which moves down to join its companions, a massive group down at the entrance of the main hall, a few hundred undead mobs, and a large number of mutant creepers. Floating above and between the six pillars is a large, black crystal that flashes with each summoned undead. A large portal at the back of the room made of a similar crystal, only blood red, releases mutant creepers, and smaller numbers of mutant spiders. Fortunately, none of the mutant mobs seem to be paying attention to the balcony, so he remains unnoticed.

Jindra begins the work of replacing the ruined minefield, and pillow supercharges his own telefishnesis before realizing that really, trying to single-handedly charge the army of mutants on their home turf is stupid, like, really stupid. All of the armors fall back to the fortress and re-garrison. No artifacts survived the massive explosion. The Dragonfly is readied for battle. Chaos summons a group of commandoes to the battlefield. Laitome upgrades his falcon armor with a new ability. Shiny looks back at the valley as he finishes climbing its steep slope, and moves onward with a small pang of sadness for a lost friend. The StuG moves down into the valley. In the midst of the quiet, Wyld falls back into existence just outside his fortress.

The armors are able to heal up the weaker armors, but even with the armor repair room, its a fair bit to catch up with. Another squad is assembled. The mutants make no move to attack, when out of the blue, the endermen assault Samaritank, dealing 10000 damage to both the tank and the lightnign cannon before being chased off by the marines and marauders. The mob forces are joined by 200 mutant zombies, 100 mutant skeletons, 100 mutant spider jockeys, and 100 mutant creepers. Calamity takes 20000 damage from being on fire, it jerks around, fighting against the flame, but having been strung up from the inside, just tears itself apart more, taking 50000 damage.

.

Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 245000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 3/4.

The Warden [AG]: Hp: 73000/75000 [garrisoned]

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000: Life Ray [A]: elites x3: Hp: 8000/10000 [garrisoned]

Banishment Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: elites x2: Hp: 8000/10000 [garrisoned]

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 48000/50000. Dragon Ender [A]: elites x1: Hp: 8000/10000 [garrisoned]

Captain Armor x13 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Damage specialists x5 [AG]: Hp: 5500/7500: damage artifact [garrisoned]

Defense specialists x7 [AG]: Hp: 5500/7500: defense artifact [garrisoned]

Support specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 5500/7500: support artifact [garrisoned]

Harassment specialists x6 [AG]: Hp: 5500/7500: harassment artifact [garrisoned]

Grunt Armor x17 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000: [garrisoned]

The Dragonfly [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. turrets: none occupied. [garrisoned]

Wyld [AG]: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 5000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

Valley: [fortified against PGs ] [swamped]

twin[N]

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

laitome [N]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 5/5. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 7/8. Knee of Justice 5/5. Volcano Kick 1/4. plasma sniper [A]

jindra, pillow [AG]

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 980000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 22. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 180000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 130000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 55000/75000.

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 24500/35000. patients: Hoopa [AG]: Hp: 60000/75000. hyperspace fury: 2/3.

StuG [AG]: Hp: 45000/50000. target: none

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 255000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!. Lightning Cannon [AG]: Hp: 20000/75000. Charge: 2/5

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 415000/500000

Ghost [N]: Hp: 12500/12500

Marauders x4 [N]: Hp: 2500/2500

Marines x15 [N]: Hp: 1000/1000

mines: 2 areas

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

mutant zombies x445 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x340 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant creepers x200 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant spider jockeys x100 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

mutant iron golems x20 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

mutant snow golems x50 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

mutant endermen x22 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

cobalt [AG]

Forge Of War’s ruins:

Calamity [PG]: Hp: 123000/1000000. [slowed] [strung] [burning: 3 rounds]

mutant spider jockeys x44 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Teleportation Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000 [insane]

solarflare [AG]

fseftr [AG]: Ebon Guard armor: durability: 50%[A]. Excalibur [A].

jondanger [AG]: Fire Scythe [A].

Godmodder’s Castle: Ramparts

reflector plate [PG]: Hp: 150000/150000

mutant ghasts x5 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

mutant blazes x19 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

herobrine [AG]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 50%: franklin badge [A]. HF blade [A]

math [AG]: Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A].

darkness [AG]: Raikiri [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Courtyard

mutant endermen x10 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

mutant wolves x50 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Intersection

mutant endermen x13 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

tabbune, engie, tazz [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Lab

Sacred [AG]

The Emerald Nova [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Main Hall Balcony

armoredfury [AG]

Orbit

Amp: large spaceship

Enraged Rayquaza

Zbse’s sidequest: 50/101 pages found

edited 18th Mar '15 8:02:30 PM by pionoplayer

I assumed you would not allow that. But still, the explosion was that big, the planet just has better plot armor than Godcraft.

/null

The tvtropes/godcraft server was recommended to me. So I enter the server for the first time, unaware that this is not an actual minecraft server. I am vastly confused by my environment, as well as the controls. Nevertheless, I continue to look for trees:shielding myself in a bubble of obliviousness.

I don't know about TV Tropes's scenario, but Godcraft is fairly mandatory, within the lore.

/null

edited 18th Mar '15 7:55:42 PM by Amperzand

Its a different Earth here amp, where tvtropes has an added game where you can interact with fictional characters, tropes and series. Because of this amazing marvel of coding, fast eddie (nobody knows who he is IRL, even in this version of Earth) is world-famous as the greatest coding genius of all time. coolstar's person is very confused about where he is.

Moving as carefully and quietly as possible, I sneak up the set of stairs upwards on the edge of the courtyard to avoid the mutant wolves and hopefull, make it to the intersection. Should I reach the intersection and spot Carmen and the others battling the Mutant Enderman, then I decloak and leap down on a Mutant Enderman, stabbing it in the head with the Sword of Skarra. "Hey, Carmen. Hey, guys. Just thought I'd stop by and help you clean up this mess."

Cannon: 21/30 (Sacred)

Saren: 273/300

Three +1s for whoever wants them.

@everyone leave it to me to finish calamity. A falcon punch and knee of justice from me will kill it at this point.

@piano you've been missing my actions. Not sure if they were simply not allowed or you if you missed them.

__________

I maneuver around the armies in the valley while sniping and getting closer to Calamity.

__________

Charges:

Laittlecrusier 113/400 (me, ichigo)

I dunno suggestions? 2/?? (Me, ichigo)

2+1's to CC

1+1 to anyone

edited 19th Mar '15 8:33:48 AM by Laitome

I visit a convenient blacksmith to get my armour repaired.

??? : 42/??? , engie

???: 33/??? x2, engie

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 18th Mar '15 8:50:09 PM by fseftr

Put my hands above my head, palms facing the ceiling. The space above my hands begins glowing, vibrating, coalescing into a deep blue ball. It slowly turns black as white flashes of darting energy dance across it. I pull it behind me, spin around, and leap into the air. Diving towards the Reflector Plate, I shout: “Super Energy Ball Crush!” The ball launches from my hands, hits the back of the reflector plate, spining for a few seconds before exploding.

58/61 HAN-D (Darkness, fseftr)

42/150 Mister Klaw! (darkness)

2 +1s to Darkness, 1 to anyone.

edited 18th Mar '15 8:57:52 PM by Mathleticism