Destroy The Godmodder

Actually Wyld line breaks can be done with double\
Just so you know.

edited 16th Mar '15 6:33:08 PM by JindraAG

I keep using my scythe on Calamity.

Airplane Thing:

22/???

Metal Face:

19/55

2 to sacred, 1 to tazz

13/???

12/12 And suddenly, the valley takes on a swamp like biosphere, with lots and lots of water covering the ground and making troops movements in general very sluggish. good thing all my grutns can both teleport and dont have weaknesses to water.

@pionothose endermen just did exactly what i had the damage grunts and unoccupied grunts to stop. I hope you just misinterpreted what i wanted them do to.

@jindra huh, i must have missed that one.

About the armors okay, all of them are basically animated suits of armor with spirits willingly bound to the bodies with magic. the grunts are the weakest of the spirits, and they do not have any facial features. the captians and lieutenants on the other hands have glowing 'flames' where eyes would normally be. this makes the smile the lieutenant does especially creepy, given that it is basically a curved flame in a malicious grin.

I take a deep breath, and prepare for the oncoming horde.

well my freinds, we can't win this battle, so i need some input. Do we hold out here and hope our missing allies can make some headway, or do we retreat to the fort and lure them to the inside of it? I've got some tricks in there but it could prove fatal to let them near it.

And with that, i activate the DMG and ACC modules to the maximum. this will be the last breath of the acceleration suit today. I launch forward and repel the first wave solo with the help of the chain axe, and the over powered advantage of being able to use it three times in one round, while having a supporter cast fire immunity on me.

unoccupied grunts are now under orders to pick up any artifacts dropped by our comrades. the other unoccupied grunts not requiring lost weapons start their banishing again, with the rest of the supporters first checking if it is within their specs to boost the banisher team to the point where they can cast a massive banishement spell and put it on everything in the valley at once, or simply and boringly boosting the gunmen, and the gunmen in turn laying down a world of hurt on the skeletons, using supressive fire tactics to prevent them from shooting., with the defenders rallying up to defend against the horde. the harassers, cast a mass confusion spell on the next group that is about to charge in, making them think the skeletons are in fact the ones they are supposed to be attacking.

the healers all take up a banner of... healing the wounded people, the banishers either do a massive massive banish spell, or they start banishing any one thats about to take an unnecesary amount of of damage to prevent them from dying(but they limit this to the spell casters and magic based attackers) the warden and the flame strikers all blast away with the full strength of the strike at the enemy.

the main body once again takes to blasting away at the horde, trying to take out yet another charge, or if the mash banish went through, spreading their attack to the point where it coveres every inch of enemy controlled territory.

The teleporter liuetenit(i really wish i knew how to spell this word), now that i understand how the stringer works, is under orders to prevent cal from doing that stupid laugh by sewing his mmouth shut and making him do a stupid dance all over his minions, and in the line of fire of the ranged units, while seeing if cobalt whans a shiny new puppet controlling sword. the elites take this as a sign that they should be the ones looking out for the well being of their leader, should it look like he failed to stop his stun attack the elites warp the teleporter back to the fort, otherwise they take turns teleporting the squad to safety, avoiding ranged attacks by not being in a place that is being aimed at, and ground by... well not ever being on the ground. those ad blimps make handy anchors for teleporation, not to mention all those players and their fancy acrobatics.... wait a second, could i just... teleport my whole army into the godmodder's castle? it would basically be mutually assured destruction if i could, since both castles would probably get crushed, and i quite like my castle. i worked hard for it.

the main battle tank gets a brick taped to whatever pedal makes it move forward, and a rubber band tied to the machine gun, and the same goes for th cannon. the crew then points it at the enemy and jumps out as it rumbles forward, joining the formation. the spammas also fire at some point into that huge crowd of mutants.

three plus ones

edited 17th Mar '15 1:46:52 PM by Wyld

I glare at the incoming horde and my book levitates in the air. The souls bound to my body and book appear along with Dimentio. "Let's get this done!" I shout and they nod in agreement. We begin to plan an attack.

I tell Samaritank to fire the lightning cannon on the mutants, and the Avenger to attack them normally. I then charge at Calamity and slice Excalibur at him with both hands.

??? : 36/??? x2

???: 27/??? x2

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 16th Mar '15 7:06:07 PM by fseftr

“Ok, well … I guess we’re going up!"

Cast air magic around myself. Then with a powerful tailwind, I sprint back down the hallway, up the stairs and onto the ramparts. No sneaking included, only speed.

"Nothing down there but a long hallway, spiders and teleporting people. Ichigo, I fell like were kinda running out time so ... I'm gonna charge that thing, K?"

50/61 ??? (2 from darkness, Wyld) Boosting it for longer.

38/150 Mister Klaw! (Fseftr)

2 +1s to Darkness, 1 to anyone else.

edited 16th Mar '15 7:07:02 PM by Mathleticism

Alice (204/450 math) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(53/100) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

Hold but don't reinforce is my call. Delphinus shall once more bombard the creepers with torpedoes. I'll cause a few underground explosions to further disrupt any attempts by the mobs to get into a solid formation. Priestess will zap whatever comes close with holy magic.

2x+1's to herobrine 1x up for grabs.

@piono: And you didn't think to adjust upwards in stats and not just numbers? Also are we still allowed to alter the battlefield?

edited 16th Mar '15 8:29:44 PM by JindraAG

@anyone the line, "Even with the sniper, at that range its hard to make solid shots," is very sketchy and it worries me should it?
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I wait in a secluded area of the battlefield ordering for more ad blimps to be sent into the battlefield. I then wait in the open to lure groups of mobs to me before I use Mach tornado to wipe them out.
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Charges:

Laittlecrusier: 99/400 (me, wyld, Jindra)
volcano kick guantlet: 20/25 (me)

2+1's to CC
1+1 to anyone

edited 16th Mar '15 7:16:59 PM by Laitome

I throw a beanbag at Calamity.

(1/3)

After that, I go back to drawing more chalk lines. Whee! 2/???

Spare Charges:3

Speed Reading Enchantment: 5/10

Hoopa takes a portal away from Calamity, and enters the Ambulance.

After dealing with the Endermen that got in my way, I continue toward the House of Villains.

3 +1s

Mildly annoyed, but not particularly worried, I set one of my vessel's transmitters to mass-broadcast a nonnuclear detonation code for that bomb, blowing it up whenever it becomes unjammed without forcing a nuclear reaction, reducing it to a mildly radioactive chemical explosive{Yes, this is possible. Fission nukes use chemical explosives to implode a lump of plutonium until it goes critical, even a simple asymmetrical detonation of the charge will make them 'Fizzle' or fail to go nuclear.}, then set my vessel's spinal railgun for low-relativistic speed, effectively rendering it a nuclear-yield weapon that cannot be seen coming or prevented from "detonating" {The sheer force of a relativistic impact will create a huge explosion, unlike hyperkinetic weapons, which simply punch a very, very deep hole in something.} other than by serious kinetic absorbers or Godmodding.

Then I proceed to fire off five rounds into the middle of the damned annoying Mutant Endermen.

"If by 'leaves the stairs intact', you mean only the stairs, well... I do happen to have a few types of more conventional explosives, as well as some low-scale WM Ds."

Pulling out an Exothermic explosive (Voltz mod) and a missile, I fuse the two into an Exothermic missile, then aim my drone's arm at the mutants.

"I might be quite battle-eager, but I'm not stupid. So, can I use the exothermic missile yet?"

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Retarded Dance Van: 65/74 (+2 from Fseftr)

Alptraum Panzer: 39/1000 (+2 from Fseftr)

Annoyed that my call still wasn't able to get through, I hear the haunting cry in the distance. "Alpha, identify that noise." As my AI gets to work on doing just that, I try sending Carmen a text message regarding my request for aid in locating the godmodder as well as my coordinates on the ramparts, seeing as calling didn't work. And given that I'm on the ramparts and I wanna do something useful to help pass the time while waiting, I pull out my blaster and attach a silencer to its barrel, then take a few potshots at Calamity, seeing as its size makes it a huge target. "Any minute now, Carmen."

I then notice Math and answer his question. "Just make sure that you don't blow my cover and you can charge that thing until the cows come home. Darkness, if you're following Math, then that applies to you as well."

Cannon: 17/30 (Fury)

Saren: 270/300 (Shiny)

Three +1s for anyone who wants them.

edited 17th Mar '15 8:04:57 AM by IchigoMontoya

RP

amp stop messing with the nuke!!! Oh, and jindra can you explain why? that seems like it would split our forces.

we should almost certainly be allowed o alter the battle field jindra, in fact we have been doing things like altering the field since we started the game. if you've got an idea odds are it will only hurt us us slightly less than the enemy if it turns out to be a bad idea.

edited 17th Mar '15 6:21:09 AM by Wyld

Because I'm not stupid enough to engage the mutants, I opt to hide behind Engie's drone as we move down the intersection.

"StuG Commander, can you see bloated green things on your sights?"

"Checking... Aye, found some."

"Please light them up."

"Copy that. Aligning sights..."

At the Lead Tech's request, the assault gun pivots in place and points its cannon towards the horde of mutant creepers.

"Yo, LT! Did boss gave us any new projects?"

"Uh, I'm afraid not. I can't contact him and his position went dark."

"Shucks. You got anything for us to do?"

"Given the current situation, I think we better work on more artillery pieces..."

2/80 (Laitome)

^{FV 4004 Conway} 

Experimental British self-propelled gun mounting 120 mm gun on Centurion tank chassis.

Health: Slightly higher than the StuG

Offense: Very high

Specials:

• 120 mm AT Gun L1A1 - Ignores defensive buffs and shields. Deals more damage if target has defensive buffs or artifacts. Can fire from 1 area away.

• Pudding and Tea - It's not a British tank without a Boiling Vessel! If the Conway does no action for 2 turns, the crew will take a tea break. This improves their morale and damage dealt on the next shot!

Unlike the StuG, the Conway mounts a turret as well as a bigger gun. Its relatively low health means that it's still better off as a second-line sniper.

"LT, the boss is gone."

"I know that! Hang on, are the idols still with you?"

"Yes."

"Alright, get them ready."

Soon after, several drones are launched from the castle and head towards the valley. Four of them assumes a vertical rectangle formation in plain view of AG troops. The drones then connect with each other via a beam, which form borders for a holographic screen that fills the space between the drones.

"Projectors set. Start the broadcast."

"Hi guys! We are μ's, and we would like to perform a mini-concert here! Please listen to our song, Snow Halation!"

That's right, the μ's! Their song will boost morale among AG entities in the Valley, improving their damage output for 3 turns! (Lyrics here)

25/25

MBT Mark II (Tentative): 3/30 (Shiny)

3 more +1s!

edited 17th Mar '15 4:34:03 AM by ArmoredFury

94/? 34/50

I rush out into the minefield. Note only at the edge so as to avoid mines. I take out a matter launcher and fire at the mutants until I'm empty. And I make sure to use water on the enderman if they get to close.

3+1

(Charge collection+RP)

Alice (208/450 pillow,fury,ichigo,shiny) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.

Simply because we would take losses falling back, and a fall back point without any forces at it is rather useless. Plus time factor.

edited 17th Mar '15 11:31:32 AM by JindraAG

[charge collection... and role play]

16/???[pillow][armor][ichigo]

actually i can teleport my whole army, and possibly your troops as well by the use of one of the warden's powers anywhere there is a friendly, so taking losses while falling back probably isn't an issue. the problem is what do we do with that? I mean we could probably teleport the whole army into the castle and kill the spawners with a strike force, but we could possibly lose the fort in the process. OR i could do something really cheap and try to teleport the whole fortress into a stable orbit around the planet, or just keep teleporting the fort around every time the enemy forces try to get to it.

edited 17th Mar '15 1:09:50 PM by Wyld

Claiming:

Laittlecrusier: 103/400 (AF, shiny, ichigo, pillow)

23/?, 13/?

I'm going to do something out of character. Like really gorrilaing out of character. It's gorrilaing μ's.

I heard the song, pull out glowsticks and proceed to beat the crap out of every single living (and undead) mutant in the room with said glowsticks even without being remotely in range of the boost.

3+1s!

edited 17th Mar '15 7:06:56 AM by Tabbune

CHARGES:

Guardian of the Plains: 6/?

Replacing Piercing Spines. New move: Assassination: 6/?

   "Well, Miss Sandiego, sorry if I annoyed you. Now, I think we should take the path with the weakest enemies. We're basically in the belly of the beast right now, so we've got to be careful. Besides, the Godmodder's sure to have hidden some great equipment out here, and I'm short a hammer."   

   Shadow    melds into the shadows cast onto the wall, and surveys the corridor with two Mutant Endermen, looking for a page or two for Zed's book.

Plus One to Ichigo, Zed, Jon.

RP:

   Shadow    glances around the group of ex-prisoners, then his gaze freezes on his fellow Aspects. Arkus' glowing eyes begin to dim, and the Sacred Spirit's flower aura withers slightly.    Shadow   's eyes widen.

   "GAH! That blasted Nullification Field! I should've known it'd be at its strongest in the Goodmodder's castle! If we stay here too long without our full power, it'll drain our life forces!"    Commander Protoh puts his hand up to a chink in his armor, and his glove comes back with a black stain.    "That's not good..."   

Arkus turns to Carmen. "Miss Sandiego, do you have any tips on how to perform a heist? As Shadow said, there's likely a relic or two stashed away in here, and I'd like to escape from this castle before we collapse."

edited 17th Mar '15 7:44:10 AM by SacredSpirit123

I follow mathleticism up the stairs.

When we reach Ichigo, math asks him something, but he doesn't answer.

I suddenly hear a weird noise, though it could just have been my imagination.

To be sure, I take out the Sword of The Kings, and look around.

• Raikiri 25/27 (math, NTI)
• ??? 1/??? (math) [I'll decide what this is soon]

• 2 to math, +1 to anyone else

New plan... CANNONBALLLL!!!

Launching myself into the air, I come down hard dead center of the mutant army, raise my rear end, and pull a dick move.

WARIO FART-SPLOSION!

I augment the truly noxious gas explosion by holding a lighter. The resulting flatulence fireball propels me into the Godmodder's castle.....somehow.

@Strategy: I'm going to try and get to our boys in the God M's castle.

The Dick Move: 20/20    ACTIVATED   

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 33/50 +1 Darkness +2jindra

   ?????   : 74/500

2+ to Jindra.

1+ to Wyld.

Project Illuminate: 31/150 =========================================================================== (Tazz'd, Engie'd!)

Project Skeleton: 15/100 ================================================== (Tazz'd!)

I +2 Tazz and +1 Cobalt.