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Chaoscreeper Past / Future Thing? from Somewhere, in the code of Minecraft... Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Past / Future Thing?
#5601: Mar 14th 2015 at 2:27:51 PM

=33 / 50= Construct

=23 / 25= Forge Reinforcements -> CHANGE -> Raynor (+2, Lait)

I create a bunch of harpoon platforms, when then all shoot Calamity and attempt to hold him in place!

[up]x3 +1's to Lait[up]

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pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#5602: Mar 14th 2015 at 2:33:51 PM

Q&A: @Laitome: adding sniper rifle to your gear. @wyld: Not quite, artillery-type entities can attack adjacent enemies, while regular ranged entities are just extremely resistant to counter-attacks. Also, making it rain flammable water across the entire battlefield is not something you do with a one-off dude. You can't set the entire battlefield on fire for free. @herobrine: Setting you to AG then. And he's a bit more than 'one stinkin' man' as evidenced by pretty much all he's done. Don't underestimate him... but don't overestimate his arrogance. @cobalt: For players, it pretty much incapacitates you, but its much harder to inflict stun on players than entities. @armoredfury: Umm... Tank Shock wasn't taking too much out of the health, you'd only get to at another 1 or 2 thousand from removing that.

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Hoopa, frustrated with the goings-on, uses hyperspace fury on Calamity, dealing 35000 damage. Shiny pulls out an electromagnetic field detector, and tries to detect the source of the interference. The source seems to shift a lot, but he finally pings it to being in the general direction that you went when you left for the house of villains. M Ath unleashes a large air-magic boosted kick, planting his foot in the skull of the first mutant spider, and his attack is followed by darkness's. They look around... it seems the girl has disappeared. Alpha scans the dome and the plate and returns with the information that no, they aren't responsible for communication interference, but rather seems to be some sort of space-time anomaly focusing device. Ichigo tries to transmit his coordinates to Carmen, but is unable to get through.

Laitome pulls out his sniper rifle and manages to make a couple of potshots at Calamity, dealing 5000 damage. Jindra sets up a wire fence around the mine field. The pieces of jondanger's coin gun explode spontaneously, dealing 4000 damage to Calamity. Herobrine gets really mad, draws himself an HF blade, and charges at Calamity in a throbbing bloodlust, dealing 20000 damage in a flurry of attacks. Zbse patches up the small tears in his suit gained from the hasty escape last round. Cobalt moves back to the forge's ruins, and fires a text-based machine gun, full-auto into Calamity, dealing 7500 damage. Having finished the mutant spiders off, darkness looks around. No, this hallway seems pretty deserted.

Wyld's forces mobilize. All of the armors not bound to the fortress to keep it running are deployed, under the banner of The Warden, all of the lieutenants come out as well, each one armed with a bizarre artifact. One of them is probably meant to be used against Calamity. The Grunts (most of which now specialists) all line up in formation, ordered in by the captains and lieutenants, preparing the ultimate defensive formation: formation alpha phalanx. 25 mutant skeletons and 20 mutant zombies are destroyed by another volley from wyld's artillery cannons. Another Main Battle Tank rolls out into the valley, piloted by one of the squads. The healers among the armors fully heal Hoopa, and with a bit of the leftover energy, the ambulance.

Pillow attempts to launch Calamity, but Calamity steps on him, as he is moving too slow to dodge since he's stunned. Fury is about to leave the forge ruins, but runs headlong into a purple spike sticking up out of the ground. Fseftr teleports into Calamity, dealing 7000 damage. Tazz, in his stupor, manages to find one of zbse's pages half-buried in the wreckage of the forge. The aspects continue to argue with themselves in the middle of the rubble. cc attempts to snipe Calamity, and by sheer luck, one of the tables lands on the giant puppet, dealing 2000 damage. Another wave of flux demons appears in the valley, but the massive force amassed there completely obliterates it before anything bad can happen.

Another captain and wave of grunts is spawned and moves down to the Valley to join in the defenses. The Avenger mech loses its enraged buff. Everyone waits apprehensively for the godmodder's army to march. Suddenly, in the middle, the gates lower, and a full force of mobs begins unloading itself. 250 of both of the undead types of mutant mob come out of the castle, as well as 200 mutant creepers, and another 50 mutant spider jockeys. Additionally, a group of 25 mutant endermen 'pots out of the castle, and are joined by a squad of 25 mutant iron golems and 75 mutant snow golems. The mutant golems stay by the castle to guard it, while the undead and creepers move to the valley, preparing to spearhead the battle, as the spider jockeys move down to the forge ruins to support Calamity.

In the ruins of the great building that would have gone down in DTG legend if not for Calamity (and my still do so because of such), a handful of warriors confront a massive beast of great power, that is slowly beginning to lose its fight, and soon to be losing its fight very quickly, potentially even with the new reinforcements. Several of their comrades are temporarily incapacitated, but then they hear a distinct vvwhip. And turn around just in time to see the platoon of mutant endermen grab the stunned players, and haul them off to who-knows-where. Those left intact turn back to face their enemy grimly, knowing that their fight may have just become an even one.

Engie, the aspects, fury, tazz and tabbune suddenly awaken to find themselves in a dungeon. Their powers somehow disabled... The engie and tazz are both troubled... this has only happened a few times before, and it was never good when it did. Even worse, their artifacts gone. Completely, almost certainly no way to recover them (sorry sacred, there might be something of a consolation prize for you though... or more than). Then they hear a shattering and then wet slapping, followed by the sounds of swords. outside the dungeon block. Tabbune leans over and sees the mutant guardian that had been guarding their cell, is dead on the ground, with one of ganondorf's greatswords in its eyes. Carmen Sandiego is leaning against the giant, dead fish, twirling a key ring on her finger.

Wouldn't have thought to see any of you in a dungeon of any kind. She saunters over and unlocks all of your cells, releasing you. The way out is just at the end, I was about to leave myself before you guys got brought in. There's probably gonna be tons of these things. She kicks the mutant guardian's corpse. I, however, think this would be a prime opportunity to deal some damage to whatever it is that the godmodder is doing here. This is a statement that no doubt all of you can agree with.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 230000/250000 Shield reboot: 1/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 4/4.

Main Battle Tank [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000: [garrisoned]

Valley: [fortified against PGs

twin[N]

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

laitome [N]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 4/5. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 4/8. Knee of Justice 4/5. plasma sniper [A]

jindra, pillow [AG]

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

wyld [AG]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 50%: elemental chainaxe [A]

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 28. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Hoopa [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. hyperspace fury: 1/3.

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 35000/35000. patients: none

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 350000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!. Lightning Cannon [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. Charge: 5/5

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

Main Battle Tank [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000: Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

The Warden [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000 [leader of formation alpha phalanx]

Teleportation Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: Life Ray [A]: elites x3: Hp: 10000/10000 [formation alpha phalanx]

Flame Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000: The Puppet Stringer [A]: elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000 [formation alpha phalanx]

Banishment Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Luminant Barrier [A]: elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000 [formation alpha phalanx]

Healing Lieutenant [AG]: Hp: 50000/50000. Dragon Ender [A]: elites x4: Hp: 10000/10000 [formation alpha phalanx]

Captain Armor x18 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [formation alpha phalanx]

Damage specialists x10 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: damage artifact [formation alpha phalanx]

Defense specialists x10 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: defense artifact [formation alpha phalanx]

Support specialists x10 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: support artifact [formation alpha phalanx]

Harassment specialists x9 [AG]: Hp: 7500/7500: harassment artifact [formation alpha phalanx]

Grunt Armor x19 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [formation alpha phalanx]

minefield: 4 areas left. razor wire: 2 sections left.

mutant zombies x476 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x420 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

mutant creepers x250 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

mutant iron golems x25 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

mutant snow golems x75 [PG]: Hp: 1000/1000

mutant endermen x25 [PG]: Hp: 7500/7500

Forge Of War’s ruins:

Calamity [PG]: Hp: 495000/1000000. Caltastrophe: 2/3. caltaclysm: 3/5. [slowed]

mutant spider jockeys x88 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

ad blimp x4 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

cobalt [AG]

fseftr [AG]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Excalibur [A].

jondanger [AG]: Resistance Robes [A] Fire Scythe [A].

herobrine [AG]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 53%: franklin badge [A]. HF blade [A]

Delphinus:

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 16000/30000

Godmodder’s Castle: Ramparts

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

Godmodder’s Castle: Hallway

math [AG]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A].

darkness [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Dungeon

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

engie, Sacred, armoredfury, tazz, tabbune [AG?]

Zbse’s sidequest: 48/101 pages found

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Whew. Longest update I think I've had so far that wasn't a double! Man I hope they stop taking this long.

edited 14th Mar '15 8:07:24 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#5603: Mar 14th 2015 at 3:01:45 PM

Ignore.

edited 14th Mar '15 9:43:05 PM by Tabbune

Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5604: Mar 14th 2015 at 3:12:53 PM

Collection for previous round

Laittlecrusier: 86/400 (CC, Tabbune)

Something: 15/?? (CC, Tabbune)

edited 14th Mar '15 3:23:46 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Chaoscreeper Past / Future Thing? from Somewhere, in the code of Minecraft... Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Past / Future Thing?
#5605: Mar 14th 2015 at 4:31:35 PM

Question: how much HP / attack would 25-post summons have?

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Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#5606: Mar 14th 2015 at 4:38:44 PM

@CC form what i understand thats about... 25k hp... and about 6000 attack?

@piono i dont knwo why, but i find the line 'you can't just set the entire battle field on fire for free' hilarious. I'm a strange person.

edited 14th Mar '15 4:40:43 PM by Wyld

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TwinTropers First Guardian from Travelling through the Void. Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
First Guardian
#5607: Mar 14th 2015 at 7:36:57 PM

Project Illuminate: 25/150 =========================================================================== (Irecreeper'd x2, Engie'd x3, Tazz'd x3, Cobalt'd x2!)

Project Skeleton: 11/100 ================================================== (Tazz'd x3!)

I +2 Tazz and +1 Cobalt.

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5608: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:05:20 PM

Spare Charges: 2

Speed Reading Enchantment: 4/10

Hoopa stays with the battle against Calamity, using Shadow Ball to strike it as well as a few of the mutant mobs.

I, meanwhile, follow the source of the electromagnetic signal to the House of Villains.

3 + 1s

SoundCloud
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#5609: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:09:56 PM

Remember to go back and edit your posts those who posted before me. Some significant changes happened.

And to answer cc, the hp would be somewhere around 35 or 40 thousand, and attack would be about 6000.

@wyld: when taken out of context like that, it is rather funny. Almost worthy of the quotes page.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#5610: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:12:27 PM

I continue wailing away on Calamity with the HF blade.

If possible, I use concussive maintenance and force Calamity to eat dirt, stunning him just a smidgen.

He's about to launch the Caltastrophe! Stop him people!


The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 29/50 +1 shiny

   ?????   : 73/500

2+ to Jindra.

1+ to Wyld.

edited 15th Mar '15 8:19:34 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#5611: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:17:57 PM

Alice (202/450 herobrine, shiny) note 
Nekomata(52/100 herobrine, shiny) note 

You know I'm really starting to hate this place. Priestess shall attack buff the Flame Lieutenant. Delphinus shall bombard the creepers with its torpedos. And I'll just shoot down a satelite so it crashes into the mobs.

2x+1's to herobrine, 1x to anyone in the valley.

edited 15th Mar '15 5:35:10 AM by JindraAG

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#5612: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:41:42 PM

Not a problem. Let me modify the upgraded stats, then.

Well, can't disagree with that. My only armaments are the Springfield Operator and some RDX explosives, but I still have the projectors for an on-demand temporary buff. But first, I better contact my staff.

"Fury to engineers, I got TP'd to some kind of dungeons with of couple of other guys. Our powers are disabled though, so you guys... Hello? Fury to engineers?"

"..."

...Damn.


There they are! The tankers are hurriedly led to the StuG and are given some instruction to familiarize themselves with the vehicle.

"Main gun, check. Ammo loaded. Engine at 1200 RPM and rising, transmission seems okay. Driver, give me a 180.

The assault gun rotates in place, with its tracks running at opposite directions.

Excellent. Traverse speed is at 40 degrees per second. Sir, the StuG is ready! ...Sir?

"StuG IV to Castle, requesting permission to deploy."

...Copy that. Open the hangar doors! StuG IV, roll out!

40/40 (Shiny)

Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun 

Assault Gun on Panzer IV chassis

Health: Medium-low

Offense: High

Specials:

  • 7.5 cm Sturmkanone 40 L/48 - Ignores defense buffs and shields. Can fire 1 area away. Deals reduced damage against swarms.

  • Turretless - Must spend one action when changing targets or when current target moves to a new area.

Basically, the StuG is a tank-sized sniper meant to stay behind the front lines and pick off heavily-armored targets.


Strange. His radio has gone silent.

Th-that's a bad thing, isn't it?

It isn't. Please don't mind our problems.

"Sheesh, what with this guy?!"

25/25 (Hold)


First of all, the engineers will take a look at the engine. Their objective is to increase its horsepower while keeping the weight down.

2/30

MBT Mark II (Tentative) 

Enhancements of Wyld's standard Main Battle Tank.

Health: +5k

Offense: -1.5k

Specials:

  • 107 mm Autoloader - Replacement of the manual-loading gun with a smaller autoloading one. Allows the tank to fire twice per turn at the cost of reduced damage.

  • Tank Shock! - Improved engine with better power-to-weight ratio allows the vehicle to reliably ram enemies, stunning them for one turn. Of course, this also damages the tank. Does not affected by Steel Wall.

The upgrades are intended to improve the MBT's capability as an assault vehicle, hence the increased health and fast-firing gun.


+1 to Engie's Alptraum Panzer, because it has Panzer on its name.

2 +1s for anyone else.

edited 14th Mar '15 8:44:53 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#5613: Mar 14th 2015 at 8:45:14 PM

Claim post

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 31/50 +2 Jindra

   ???    73/500

I am the once and future king.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#5614: Mar 14th 2015 at 9:01:19 PM

I contemplate destroying the space-time anomaly focusing device, but decide against it because it seems likely that nothing good would happen if I did that. Remembering that my previous call to Carmen was successful albeit static-y, I attempt to call her on my phone again now that she's most likely here. Should my call get through, then I ask her if she'll be able to meet me on the ramparts and help me locate the godmodder before she goes. After that, I have Alpha scan the area to see if there's any more noteworthy tech around.

Cannon: 15/30 (Darkness, Sacred)

Saren: 268/300 (Fury)

Three +1s for whoever wants them.

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#5615: Mar 14th 2015 at 9:01:29 PM

12/???[ichigo] 11/???[herobrine] oh, and my current avatar is the thing from sacred's brother.

@piono(again) So i've noticed that each tactic i started emplyoing seemed to only invite you to send out even more soldiers(like if i had summoned another spamma group with an output of 50 mutants each a round, i could have effectively halted their growth with just them) and then the preperation of a large assualt brings out a huge number of the godmodder's forces... on the other hand you seemed to have thrown out more grunts and captians into that huge formation that i originally had. I suppose you are just working on the 'epicness factor'

wow, the fight is almost even now... and here I thought I was just going to blast these guys into oblivion. Oh well. I guess i'll just have my buddies melt half of the valley instead.

The grunts open up, the defender specialists all casting a massive shield around the formation, the supports cast a massive fire immunity spell on all allies in the valley, harassers work together to create a massive could of gas, weakening the undead army, clouding their vision, and their minds. the damagers do what they do best, killing thing, but instead of watching the incoming mobs... they turn and look to see If the endermen appear trying to bust up the formaton. the 'unarmed' grunts not led by captians but reather the warden directly, also assist the damage specialist's by banishing any target that tries to break up the formation so the damagers can deal massive damage to them with their generic magiteck weapons.

The ludicrous number of captians and their squads all cast flame strike on the approaching suicide shrubs, over enthusiastic gym junkies, and enimics with bows, while the flame strike squad all fire off their inborn gift for pyromania, spreading out their attacks with overlapping fields of fire. heh. And the fort finally fires its laser, cutting into the creepers leading the attack, or whatever is left sanding after the temperature over there goes from 'the surface of the sun' to a pleasant 'death valley'

The teleporter swaps artifacts with the flamer, warps to calamity, and teleport spams around the area, using the puppet stringer on calamity it then prepares to throw the puppet stringer at the first player to request it. the banishers stay back at the formation, adding their power to the flame strike. the warden stays on stand by though, preparing to micro teleport units around and himself to avoid them taking hits. the healers focus on any one currently injured, or out heal any damage done to the group via a massive healing wave.

The spamma's retreat to the fort, and open fire, aiming on wiping out the advance units before they reach the mine field, the main battle tank rolls up and blasts away at the crowd.

HAH! wow there is NOT going to be much left standing after that... I swing the chain axe and avoid the massive incoming magic nuke by diving behind the barrier of grunts. what? when all I have is an axe, everything starts to look like a tree...

three plus ones

edited 15th Mar '15 7:10:04 PM by Wyld

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Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5616: Mar 14th 2015 at 9:02:36 PM

______________________

I order a flight cape (think the dimension cape minus Galaxia Darkenss). I fire a sword beam at the oncoming mobs in the valley before falling back and resume sniping calamity.

______________________________

charges

Laittlecrusier: 91/400 (me, AF, Jindra, wyld, Ichigo)

volcano kick armor upgrade: 19/25 (me, wyld, Ichigo)

Volcano kick gauntlet: An upgrade for my armor, grants a new special to replace Galaxia Darkness as my go to AOE attack. Gives me the special "Volcano Kick" or as I like to call it "DTG GYFCAT UP-TILT!"

Damage: 10,000 damage to everything in a moderate area.

Cooldown: 4 turns

Flavor description: Based of the showings of disrespect caused by many Ganondorf players. This move normally forces you to stand still for two centuries with your leg up high before finally bringing down your foot with enough power to cause a massive explosion to rise up from the ground. Thankfully, due to basic common sense and necessity this unneeded windup has been replaced with a charge time for instant usage. The charge time also increases the power of this move causing an actual eruptions to occur where the user's foot hits the ground instead of moderately sized explosions.

2+1's CC

1+1 to anyone

edited 14th Mar '15 9:33:40 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
CobaltShade Supreme Memer from Soisaas Since: Jan, 2015
Supreme Memer
#5617: Mar 14th 2015 at 9:42:28 PM

I pull out another gun with a Rubik's cube built into it! Here we go... I fire a bullet at Calamity and nothing happens. I then scramble the cube. Calamity is immediately split into 27 parts (yes, the center part corresponds to the core and does not move) and the parts now mirror the movement of the cube! I then smash the cube with a hammer and Calamity falls apart! I throw the gun aside and throw the parts of the cube into a convenient vat of Cl F₃, causing the pieces of Calamity to spontaneously ignite!

Cobalt's Security Essentials: 8/234 ███████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)
Total Randomness: 19/222 █████████████████████████████▌ (+5 total from me, Tazz, Twin, Laitome, Wyld)

@everyone: Tell me if I messed up the assists.

  • 2 Twin, +1 Tazz

edited 14th Mar '15 9:47:49 PM by CobaltShade

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#5618: Mar 14th 2015 at 9:45:51 PM

21/?, 11/?

Oh great. First the forge was destroyed because a certain someone didn't bother defending it, I haven't even used the cursed thing, and now this. Just great.

I follow Carmen if she goes anywhere, otherwise I dash through the Dungeon and try to get outside as quick as possible.

3+1s!

Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#5619: Mar 14th 2015 at 10:26:51 PM

Continue sneaking down the hallway, checking for anything else really suspicious.

46/50 HAN-D (darkness, Scared, Tabbune,)

36/150 Mister Klaw! (Darkness, Tabbune)

2 +1s to Darkness, +1 to anyone.

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#5620: Mar 15th 2015 at 3:24:10 AM

"Hmm. The perfect place... Tell me, Carmen. For today's choice of fireworks, would you prefer Nuclear Explosive, Antimatter Reaction, or Supernova?"

Pulling a Fat Man, a packet labeled "DO NOT TOUCH", and a Sun In A Jar(TM) out of a convenient Hammerspace pocket, I rotate all 3 of them above my drone's head, wings extending outwards subconsciously.

"Personally, I like the Supernova. Even though these Sun In A Jar(TM) thingies are hard to manufacture, the explosions are so worth watching when set off correctly."

  • 2 to Fseftr
  • 1 to Twinbuilder

Retarded Dance Van: 62/74 (+2)

Alptraum Panzer: 36/1000 (+1) (Oh well, didn't need a medal anyway. Just the sight of seeing this thing blast a huge hole in some army would be reward enough.)

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#5621: Mar 15th 2015 at 4:41:36 AM

92/? 32/50

I start running back from the valley to the forge wreckage. When I get there I start wondering if I could get calamity to step n me again. I try to make it happen. My back is covered in enough explosives to cause a super rocket jump on calamity that will end in fall damage.

3+1

I thing my 92/? Charge will summone duke fishron from terraria.

Why is a yam attacking me?
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#5622: Mar 15th 2015 at 7:00:42 AM

Charge collection:

22/?, 12/? (Both [up])

Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5623: Mar 15th 2015 at 7:04:52 AM

Collection:

Laittlecrusier: 94/400 (tabbune, pillow, math)

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5624: Mar 15th 2015 at 7:34:33 AM

I throw my fire scythe like a boomerang at Calamity.

Something, I dunno:

21/???

Metal Face:

18/55 (sacred(dedicated))

2 to sacred, 1 to tazz

fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#5625: Mar 15th 2015 at 7:48:55 AM

I swing Excalibur at Calamity, but not before doing multiple unnecessary jumps and spins.

??? : 34/??? engie x2

???: 25/??? engie x2

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives charges


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