Destroy The Godmodder

Now that Calamity is moving away from the castle, now is my chance to get inside. Sneakily fly around the castle and enter through the hole. I work my way through the corridors, checking everywhere for any pages for Zbse. If I had to guess where they are, my first try would be in the middle of a deserted battleground inside the enemy’s base.

37/50 ???. (pillow)

29/150 ???. (pillow)

• 3 to pillowmantis.

"You get a flashbang! YOU get a flashbang! EVERYBODY get a flashbang!"

By that, I mean I lob more flashbangs at the zombies.

We outfitted the StuG with laser rangefinder and improved periscope for the gunner. This will improve accuracy when firing over large distances. For steering, we use the traditional lever design as modifying it into a steering wheel would take too much time. 33/40

^{Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun} 

Assault gun on Panzer IV chassis

Health: Medium-low

Offense: High

Specials:

• 7.5 cm Sturmkanone 40 L/48 - Ignores defense buffs and shields. Can fire 1 area away (Side 2 to middle, middle to far left, etc.). Deals reduced damage against swarms.

• Turretless - Must spend one action when changing targets or when current target moves to a new area.

Basically, the StuG is a tank-sized sniper meant to stay behind the front lines and pick off heavily-armored targets.

What's this? The Idol I requested is unavailable? Gorrila! Good thing I booked another Idol group just in case this exact thing ever happens. 23/25 (Pillow)

More 3 +1s!

edited 11th Mar '15 7:35:36 PM by ArmoredFury

I point out that nuclear weapons are some of the loudest and brightest things humanity has ever seen, being literally brighter than the sun, and in some cases hotter. Then I throw a few thousand more in the general direction of PG territory.

20/20, 16/?, 6/? (Both AF)

I attack Calamity with a simple Fireball before unleashing a massive attack.

Charge: I float a bit, and then beams of pure elemental energy in different flavors rain down from the sky to the P Gs in the Forge. Multi-colored Starstorm!

3+1s!

edited 12th Mar '15 3:56:58 AM by Tabbune

(RP and collection)

"Um, is this the place?"

"Yes. Everything should be ready in 10 minutes. Please head backstage."

"I see. Thank you, Mister...?"

"Don't mind my name. Please, focus on the concert."

"How rude! We're just trying to be friendly!"

"Nico-chan, let's go."

The engineer then connects into my comm channel and speaks.

"Sir, we're ready.

"Good. Lemme get into a better position first..."

Avoiding the undeads, I quickly climb a relatively large hill with a good view of the battlefield. I then plant a holographic projector along with a pair of Harmonic Amplifier unit. From this point, they should be able to cover most of the middle field.

"Projectors set. Start the broadcast on my signal."

"Roger that.

24/25 (Tabbune)

edited 12th Mar '15 4:05:40 AM by ArmoredFury

RP of sorts:

   Arkus    flies up and frowns at the Godmodder.    "Hey! Don't break this forge just yet! It's neutral territory!"       Arkus    lowers his voice, whispering to the Godmodder.    "We can use this to make better weapons! That way, we can cause even greater destruction! You give the word, and I'll make something for your guards. Just DON'T blow up that forge!"       Arkus    gives the Godmodder a devious smile, then fades back into the forge.

edited 12th Mar '15 8:21:16 AM by SacredSpirit123

(Rp) This time, a young woman holding a rod enters the fray, looking around slowly. Here it was, the home of the godmodder. Tightly gripping it, she walked in. "Helloooo...?" She called, stepping in. "Mister godmodder? Are you hoooooooome?" Shoes clicked on the floor as she walked in anxiously, gripping the rod tighter (stop laughing).

=31 / 50= Construct

=17 / 25= Forge Reinforcements (+2, Lait)

I tablerocketjump on-top of Calamity, and squeeze copious amounts of lemons into his eyes, hopefully causing its attack to miss.

x2 +1's to Lait, +1 to Twin

Time to commit theft-I mean claim charges.

Laittlecrusier 76/400 (AF, Tabbune, CC)

Something 6/?? (Tabbune, CC)

edited 12th Mar '15 10:50:03 AM by Laitome

Q&A: @wyld: I'm slightly confused so either I'm absent-minded or the answer to your comment is no, I wasn't responding to that comment of yours. Also,the CHAINAXE nearly one-shotted the Destroyer. I let that thing get too powerful. @laitome: That is correct, and no, you cannot do it for any amount of charge. And finding all the pages in zbse's book... Well, then you've finished the longest side-quest in the game. Something important will happen then. @tazz: Oh yeah, thanks for saying that. I went and fixed that when I saw your post. Also, Calamity isn't in the forge like herobrine said. He's right outside it. @sacred: One thing at a time dude, one thing at a time. Also, Arkus doesn't know where the godmodder is, he went back into the castle, otherwise he'd be out trashing things with the mutants. @cobalt: Depends. A 1-turn stun as an action could be done with a one-off, no charging. Stunning decreases the effectiveness of an entity. It weakens their defense and prevents them from using specials. Sometimes it removes their turn, but I'm trying to avoid that since stunning is such a basic debuff. @zombies: I'm assuming from that that you're starting off by going into the godmodder's castle? Oh, and welcome to DTG! Surprised your character missed the massive battle going on all around the castle, but okay. @amp: one post per round please.

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Jindra launches chains at Calamity, attempting to drag it back to the center, Calamity roars and lurches forward, pulling the chains out of the ground, but taking 10000 damage. Shiny summons the armored ambulance to the middle of the battlefield, and heals Hoopa for 7500 health. A page flutters out of the ambulance. Engie launches himself at Calamity, spamming debuffs at it, but the debuffs end up canceling each other out, giving engie no clue as to what Calamity's weaknesses might be. It does deal 12000 damage though. Wyld charges the mutant mobs, but the mutant zombies close ranks, blocking the charge, wyld and his armors take down 25 mutant zombies, but five of the grunt armors following wyld get taken down in the fight. The artillery cannons are rolled down to the valley, and they open fire on the skeletons, blowing 50 of them to tiny little bone pieces. Out of the dust flutters a lone page. +1 page.

Ichigo attempts to phone the GUAG, but only gets static, and some sort of audio glitching. This is some nasty feedback, the godmodder probably wouldn't go to this much trouble, must be a big fight going on back in the pantheon proper. There are no schematics for Alpha to download, but the castle's made out of stone and wood, so a scan isn't much trouble. The stairs are a bit rickety from having the support beams being turned to ash by whatever torched the room before, but there's no traps of any kind. Jondanger drives his car over to the forge. Herobrine's forge bots finish building the defenses, and in a massive rain of fire upon Calamity, deal 25000 damage to him.

Fseftr tries to teleport his entities to the forge but entities do not teleport. Is part of the whole war gimmick. So the Samaritank and Avenger mech move to side 2 on the way to the forge. Ichigo jumps as darkness suddenly appears beside him, having snuck past everything. Laitome brings in massive loud-speakers, and begins a massive sound assault on Calamity, but the assault is cut short when the mutant spider jockeys begin sniping! Looks like they have a longer range than was expected! one ad blimp goes down, as well as the speaker system, but the mutant spider jockeys have been distracted. Tazz unleashes a massive blast of fire, that although it doesn't push Calamity away from the forge, does deal 11000 damage.

Amp decides to nuke the skeletons from orbit. The nuke does not go off, and instead just crushes two mutant skeletons. Cobalt fires a large stream of bullets at Calamity, dealing 7500 damage. Pillow fires a friction-increasing substance all over Calamity. It slows him down, but does not set him on fire. Math makes his way to ichigo and darkness, managing to find a page in the alcoves. Armoredfury continues lobbing flashbangs into the zombies, continuing to harass them. Tabbune hits Calamity with a fireball for 7500 damage, then unleashes a massive wave of energy upon the PGs, dealing 10000 damage to Calamity, and killing 10 spider jockeys. Chaos sprays lemon juice into Calamity's eyes, as it is a puppet, this does nothing. A young woman nervously steps into the hallway, having found her way in through a hole in the wall. She is greeted by two, very large, monstrous, mutant spiders. They look very hungry.

More troops are spawned at wyld's castle. The mutant skeletons in the middle unleash a barrage of arrows as the blinded mutant zombies are unable to contribute successfully. The arrows bring down the rest of wyld's squad and deal 1000 damage to the ambulance. The drawbridge drops down once more, and another 50 of each type of undead mutant mob marches out to join the forces already established. At the forge, Calamity roars.    Caltastrophe.    Calamity slams its palms into the ground, and purple lightning shoots into the ground. Suddenly, massive, purple crystal spikes begin shooting up out of the ground throughout the entire area, within minutes the entire forge has crumbled to the ground. (sorry folks, all in-progress forge charges have been disrupted. Gonna have to take your half-baked items as they are now. You get to keep any items that were more than halfway charged, but other than that, nope. Sorry) The goombas that had gathered for safety are all slaughtered. The players manage to survive the carnage, as do the ad blimps, as they are out of range, but everything on the ground is destroyed.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 230000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 2/3. massive cannon: 4/4.

Grunt armor x30 [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Captain Armor [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Valley: [fortified against PGs

shiny [AG]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds [A] shield of shielding shields [A]

Hoopa [AG]: Hp: 22500/75000. hyperspace fury: 3/3.

SPAMMA cannon x2 [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: grunt armor: Hp: 5000/5000

Captain Armor x7 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Captain Armor [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000: damage artifact. grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

minefield: 5 areas left.

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

mutant zombies x161 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x147 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

twin[N]

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

armored ambulance [AG]: Hp: 34000/35000. patients: none

jindra, pillow [AG]

wyld [AG]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 30%: elemental chainaxe [A]

fseftr [AG]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Excalibur [A].

armoredfury [AG]: flashbangs

zbse [AG]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

Side 2:

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 20. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 150000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Samaritank [AG]: Hp: 350000/350000. Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!. Lightning Cannon [AG]: Hp: 75000/75000. Charge: 3/5

Avenger Mech [AG]: Hp: 500000/500000

Forge Of War's ruins:

Calamity [PG]: Hp: 643000/1000000. Caltastrophe: 3/3. caltaclysm: 1/5. [slowed: 2 rounds]

mutant spider jockeys x40 [PG]: Hp: 3000/3000

ad blimp x4 [AG]: Hp: 25000/25000

engie [N]

herobrine [N]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 68%: franklin badge

laitome [N]: Galaxia [A]: sword beam 2/2. mach tornado 2/5. galaxia darkness 2/7. Dimension Cape [A]. Falcon Armor [A]: Falcon Punch 2/8. Knee of Justice 2/5.

Sacred [H]: damnation hammer [A]

tazz [AG]: Entropic Razor [A].

jondanger [AG]: Resistance Robes [A] Fire Scythe [A].

cobalt, tabbune [AG]

Delphinus:

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 16000/30000

Godmodder’s Castle: staircase

ichigo [AG]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

math [AG]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A].

darkness [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle: Hallway

mutant spider x2 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

zombiesand [?]

Zbse’s sidequest: 47/101 pages found

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Should've listened to herobrine guys. Wasn't much there to prevent a charged action like that from leveling the place.

Also: I've decided that to reduce confusion, I'm now going to follow twin's example and put the current battlefield on the Opening Post every day. There will also be 'goals' for people that aren't sure what to do. I'm not going to post those every day, those will just be in the OP.

edited 12th Mar '15 3:22:45 PM by pionoplayer

So I am in the GM's castle with ichigo and another guy, am I correct?

I throw the materials I was using to make the coin gun at Calamity.

Turret Thing:

19/25

Metal Face:

15/55

2 to sacred, 1 to whoever.

8/???[jon] 7/???[herobrine]

oh... that is not good... The warden, upon seeing our neighbor being smashed in the space of only a few seconds, scrambles the grunts lieutenants and elites, all of them grabbing up gear as quickly as they can. looks like they are preparing for an assault.

under absolutely, no circumstances, can that thing be allowed to get to the fortress!

we better start moving faster...

I on the other hand first take note of the nuke that didn't go off, and set a spell on it to activate before tactifully regrouping with my army (running for my life) with the accelerator suit at maximum... i then begin setting up a sound barrier to prevent stuns from that puppets laughter to any in the valley, using a series of small devices lining the area... The captains in the valley assist me in this matter by distributing the devices as i make them. While i am doing this i attempt to contact the hospital, asking if carmen is there. and if she is, if i can talk to her, and if she isn't, if they please give me a way too contact her. i had been neglecting to contact her after my initial taking a beating for her, so i'm curious about her condition. i also apologize for my over use of the word contact.

the SPAMMA's both fire more rounds at the skeletons. The lone captain at the fort moves forward, keeping a lookout in case the monsters charge while the others aren't looking, and warn them to move into battle positions if they do. the fort prepares to fire its laser if something makes it past the mine field.

and in a sudden inspiration strikes me... i contact as many people as i can over the pda, apologizing to whoever at the hospitol picks up the phone HEY! can somone turn the middle into a big giant quick sand pit? it would absolutely halt their advance! I understand you may have to scrap something you were working on but i'd do it myself if i had the charge power for it!

sorry I'm not moving my army much, i'm trying to build up my forces enough and use the warden's powers to decimate the whole field.

three plus ones to those who give at least one non dedicated charge

edited 12th Mar '15 6:03:22 PM by Wyld

Alice (190/450 wyld) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(44/100 wyld) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

I'll pull out a morning star and swing it into the ground in the middle of the mobs. After its spikes extend, I then rip it out and hammer throw the entire chunk of land around it, and all mobs on it, into space. Come on people lets get this going!
The Delphinus shall take position over the valley.

2x+1 for herobrine, 1x for anyone.

edited 12th Mar '15 4:09:49 PM by JindraAG

I assemble an M134 minigun with the ruins of the Forge of War while reeling off various profanity lines. Just as I am about to finish, the minigun falls apart in my hands. I immediately perform a cans.wav with a bunch of beer cans that randomly appeared in front of me. I then pull out a regular M134 minigun and, empowered by the rage, smash Calamity over the head with it repeatedly. I then move to side 2.

Cobalt's Security Essentials: 6/234 ███████████████████████████████▌
Total Randomness: 11/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (Jindra'd)

@tazz: Whoops. Will try to remember assisting next time.

edited 12th Mar '15 10:49:07 PM by CobaltShade

"Damn, what's going on at the Pantheon? This does not sound good." Noticing that I've apparently been joined by two others who might compromise my stealthy approach and ruin my plan to take the godmodder by surprise, I turn to both Darkness and Mathleticism, then give them orders in a voice quiet enough that it won't alert any guards, yet is audible enough to be heard.

"Darkness, go back outside and fight whatever big thing the other guys are fighting. Mathleticism, go with Darkness and bring him up to speed; and if you plan on coming back here to go after the godmodder afterwards, then at least take a different route than me. I work best on my own when it come to stealth. It helps me focus."

After shooing them out of the room, I check Alpha's scan. "Hmm, there are no traps here, so as long as I play it safe and move quietly, I should be able to make it up there." I then begin sneaking up the stairs as slowly and quietly as possible, making sure to be careful so that I don't end up falling off due to the support beams having been destroyed. As I do this, I attempt to call Carmen on my phone. Should I succeed in calling her, then I ask her if there's anything going on at the Pantheon that might be responsible for my attempt at calling the GUAG failing.

Cannon: 10/30 (Wyld)

Saren: 264/300

Three +1s for whoever wants them.

edited 12th Mar '15 4:19:16 PM by IchigoMontoya

Claiming will do actual post when I have a keyboard.

Laittlecrusier: 77/400 (ichigo)

Plasma sniper restoration: 7/?? (Ichigo)

edited 12th Mar '15 4:29:40 PM by Laitome

I lower my voice.

“Ichigo, we need to take out whatever is producing these troops. Everyone else is kicking Calamity’s butt out there. And you’re not going to fix this on your own. He’s a godmodder, he probably knows we’re here. But the troops are different.”

“Darkness, we’re inside the Godmodder’s castle, looking specifically for the way these mutant troops are being produced. Try to be as sneaky as possible, as we may still have the element of surprise on these mobs. Head down the stairs with me. If you see anything suspicious, we’ll work as a team to take/ figure it out. Once that is done, we can fight the godmodder without interruptions.”

I sneak back down into the main hall. I check for pages, spawners and how the flow of troops exits the castle.

39/50 ??? (Ichigo)

30/150 ???

3 +1’s to Darkness

edited 12th Mar '15 6:58:16 PM by Mathleticism

(RP post)

"That's actually a good plan, Mathleticism. While you and Darkness work on stopping the enemy troops down there, I'll stick to the higher levels to try and find out where the godmodder is. Personally, I think he's in either the throne room or the laboratory, if there is one. But I could be wrong, which is why I wanna make sure."

edited 12th Mar '15 4:53:38 PM by IchigoMontoya

88/? 30/100

So the forge is down then. Oh well. I'm going to be having fun now though.

I take out termites. Then I take out coffee and generic brand super serum to make them hyperactive super termites. I then launch them at calamity. And the increased friction on calamity will give them too tight a grip to be shaken off. And since they are super termites they dont just eat wood in case he isn't really wooden.

3+1

I think this is stupid but it might work.

Piono, the Armored Ambulance was meant to be neutral, both in regards to the war (though that is not longer relevant) and in the AG/PG sense. Sorry if I didn'the make that clear.

RP:

Wyld, you need someone to turn the middle area into a sand pit? Luckily, I've been collecting extra charges for a quick action such as this. First, though, we need to clear the area.

The Unleashing: 19/150 (Shaded) The Elements Ten: 17/225 (Shaded)

I swore it was Skeletons riding Skeletons the first time I looked at it. That would have been hilarious. But ah well.

Dagger of Ordered Chaos: Uh, what's going on with this? Is it auto-blown up, can I continue the charge or do I just have it now? Ugh.

I get angry at Calamity for that. Cheap shot, bro. Cheeeeap. What was the Forge doing to make you angry other than being there?

I immediately call upon the unlimited and utterly broken power of Dry Erase Marker element. This thing is banned in 99999994024 competitions existence-wide for good reason. I uncap the Dry Erase Marker, and a hilariously massive beam of Dry Erase Marker element is unleashed. It is insane. It is so insane that the OP Scale thereafter nerfs it to the ground before it even goes an inch further. I then take the incinerated piece of ground that it did manage to incinerate before it got nerfed to the ground and put it in a conveniently oversized hourglass that Caltastophe conveniently missed completely. I then throw this hourglass, now filled enough to function as a regular hourglass, into Calamity's big and stupid face. Rather than actually hitting, though, the Hourglass undergoes an incredible transmutation into the amazing time-based murder the Gorillaing pants off of any Demonic Dummy weapon array! It immediately fires all available weaponry into Calamity before crashing into it! When Calamity can properly see again, he sees me stabbing the Dagger of Chaotic Order/Entropic Razor deep into his face and sliding down his one-hundred meter body before kicking myself back to relative safety.

Cobalt, remember your assists!

• 2 to Twinbuilder
• 1 to Cobalt.

edited 12th Mar '15 5:42:10 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

"Forge down, and I didn't even get to use it. Oh well. Just for the record, Calamity, I'm legally required to kill you."

The debuff spam didn't tell me anything, but it did damage. Now, I shall opt for pure damage! Heat based damage. In a possibly misguided attempt to do a lot of heat based damage, I combine Chlorine Trifluorine and Dioxygen Difluorine, then spray Calamity with the resulting mixture. If you don't know what they are, look up Hellfire. You'll see.

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Retarded Dance Van: 56/74 (+2)

Machinae Mundi: 33/1000

Collection

Laittlrcrusier: 79/400 (pillow, me)

Sniper reconstruction: 9/??(pillow, me)

edited 12th Mar '15 6:17:48 PM by Laitome

I decide to use a small bit of paradox magic and shoot a laser beam at whatever or whoever is near me.