Destroy The Godmodder

Armored Ambulance: 46/50 (Jindra)

Spare Charges: 4

As I leave the Forge, I notice Hoopa and the others battling against Calamity. So this is what you do when I'm away?

On closer inspection, I see that Hoopa is injured and immobilized. I grab Hoopa and drag it away to safety, possibly to the valley or Side 1. Failing that, I instead wield my Shield of Shielding Shields and stand in front of Hoopa, protecting it from Calamity's attacks. Hoopa grimaces.

1 to Jindra, 1 to Tabunne, 1 to anyone else who wants it.

I flashstep under Calamity and stab Excalibur into his foot. I then take the sword out and teleport out of there.

Also, I visit the government offices to get The Bad Samaritan's name legally changed to Samaritank. "Puns are the highest form of literature." -Alfred Hitchcock, whoever that is. I then tell Samaritank to move to the valley.

??? : 23/??? engie, math,

???: 15/??? engie, math

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 10th Mar '15 2:49:25 PM by fseftr

5/???[fset] 3/???[set]@piono i know i have those guys, i meant a squad of ten grunts personally following me and using me as the power source. Also didn't sacred want to go to the FOG to start making weapons to use to eviscerate me?

guys, i think the castle is using some kind of electric field or another to reflect attacks, don't take my word for it though...its probably also jamming communications. I was kind of hoping to check on carmen, i hadn't gotten a chance to do that yet... Maybe i'll go actually visit in person soon.

and then that laughing happens... and i decide it is the most annoying thing in the world.

this is the part where we rush over there like mad men and give calamity a new breathing hole right?

I grin and merely nod before activating the acc suit to level five.

I open up by sprinting past sacred and zooming through the safe path of the mine field(which by the way, is by no means a straight path), i swing the chain axe at calamity, seeing what the astral projector will do at this distance, trying to remove the mobs from my path.

I then close in on calamity, cutting down whatever gets in my way or simply dodging around them and stabbing cal.

If i had managed to get him already with a melee attack, i run back to support my army. other wise i finally close in and cut him.

The fortress summons two artillery vehicles, also known as SPAMMA's. two captians man them, the third captian groups his forces together to make sure the spamma's dont get stolen by jon. he isn't exactly being sneaky, he is literally just suspiciously shuffling sideways towards the fort. he can still take some regular old car. one of the lieutenants might be a bit mad if you smash up his civilian car though...

if the SPAMMA can attack this round, they bombard the middle, focusing on the skeletons, or anything that tries to start attacking my forces by acually managing to get past the mine field.

so uh, I'd love it if you actively managed your forces more blue, or do you want me to do that?

three plus ones

edited 11th Mar '15 4:24:24 AM by Wyld

"Well, let's hope that I can get better reception once I'm inside the castle." After removing my armor and Firebrand Wings and sending them to the bunker for safe keeping (thus allowing me to move about more stealthily), I enter the godmodder's castle through the hole that Jindra made, then begin sneaking through the various rooms and corridors as silently as possible so as to avoid setting off any security systems or alerting any possible guards on my way to the godmodder's throne room/laboratory/wherever he may be.

Cannon: 6/30 (Sacred)

Saren: 261/300 (Fseftr)

Three +1s for anyone who isn't Herobrine.

@piono doing updates earlier now?

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I sit in the forge getting more alloys. Also the blimps above the forge start to play uplifting music.

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Laittlecrusier: 65/400 (me,wyld,ichigo)

XCOM plasma sniper 3/5 (FOG)

Gear: 75/75 (me,wyld,fseftr,shiny,ichigo) DONE WOOT WOOT

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RP

I briefly stop working on my rifle to take a piss break outside the forge. During my piss a targeting circle appears below my feet as I hear a robotic voice from my earpiece.

Custom equipment, designation: project of Lai's, destination: Laitome, drop complete in

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (whew just finished)..

and right on time a giant drop tube lands right on top of me, I get pushed and shoved around as my armor and gear lock themselves on to me. After a moment all of the pieces hiss as they finish. Then a compartment opens up in front of me, holding a golden sword with six prongs. Took them long enough. I take the sword and secure it to my hip before I hear a familiar voice say, "Project of Lai's is finished, Project cooldown reduction module v1 has begun sir. We gave you an extra Falcon Punch to break out of that armory capsule, help yourself," then Victor cut the call. My right hand curls into a fist as power concentrates onto my knuckles then, at the top of my lungs, I yell, "FALCON PUNCH!!!". In a bright flash of light, the capsule is evaporated. I quickly look around to see of anyone was watching before heading back into the forge.

end of RP

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GEAR STATS:

Galaxia: an up-scaled version of Meta Knight's sword capable of several special moves.

Special: Sword beam- Deals 10,000 to a target (cuts through mooks). Cooldown of 2 turns.

Special: Mach Tornado- Deals 20,000 damage to everything in a large area. Cooldown of 5 turns.

Special: Galaxia Darkness- Meta Knight's final smash, Using the dimension cape (see below) I cover the surrounding area in darkness and kill any mooks in a large area before doing one last slash on my main target that deals 50 times the total of the (now dead) surrounding mooks hp in damage (new: or for massive damage, your pick). Cooldown of 7 turns.

Dimension cape: Another piece of Meta Knight's gear remade and re-sized for me. Allows short-range combat teleports and FTL flight

Falcon armor: Highly advanced armor that grants me the ability to use two of Captain Falcons strongest attacks, the Falcon Punch and Knee of Justice.

Falcon Punch: I charge up and deal 80,000 damage to a single target. Cool-down of 8 turns.

Knee of Justice: I charge forward and deliver a shocking knee strike dealing 40,000 damage. Cool-down of 5 turns.

New charge: Cooldown reduction module v1 or (CRM V1) reduces the the cooldowns of my specials by 1 (i.e. sword beam currently has a 2 turn cooldown, with this upgrade it becomes a 1 turn cooldown. This would apply to all specials) 0/?

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2+1's for cc 1+1 for anyone

edited 10th Mar '15 7:23:22 PM by Laitome

Claiming some charges:

Armored Ambulance: 48/50 (Wyld, Ichigo)

Spare Charges: 4

"Yes, yes, a little busy with a picnic at the moment, but I'll try to do that. And no, I don't trust you nearly enough to go ordering my forces around. Nothing personal, just paranoid."

Guardian of the Plains: 3/? (Jon, Ichigo,)

Piercing Spines: 3/? (Jon, Lai)

Commander Protoh leans back against the rock wall he was thrown against, and whistles, getting the Trio's attention.    "You guys'd get crushed if you tried to get vengeance without being properly prepared. Say, that Forge over there looks fine. Maybe you could build some equipment. But how would you get inside...? Heh."   

   Arkus    giggles.    "Eheheheheh... Leave that to me..."   

   Arkus    motions, and the Trio groups next to Commander Protoh.    Arkus    casts a spell, and the group phases through the ground and up into the Forge of War, or right next to it if that isn't possible.    Arkus    grins at Herobrine.    "Now, we'd like to forge some equipment."   

Plus one to Ichigo, Zed, Lai.

Really, I think that anyone who was my ally in the Civil War should at least P M me what they're going to do now. I know Jon's my ally.

edited 10th Mar '15 3:06:29 PM by SacredSpirit123

@pionoplayer: how many posts would it take to make something that stuns enemies? Also, what does being stunned do for a player?

I pull out an assault rifle from my Hyperspace Arsenal of guns with weird effects. The assault rifle is golden and emblazoned with the words "ROFL" on the sides. It is none other than the legendary Golden ROFL-47!

I fire nonstop at Calamity until I have to reload. The ammo I have for this gun is specially designed to lock on to a primary target, kill it, and continue on to a second target until all targets given have been shot or all the bullets have stopped moving. A stream of bullets flies straight through Calamity's head before turning around to headshot a mutant zombie. Both Calamity and the zombie's heads have at least 20 holes in them. They then move on to throw the head off a skeleton before embedding themselves in another mutant zombie's head. Once this is over, I put the gun back into hammerspace.

Cobalt's Security Essentials: 4/234 ███████████████████████████████▌
Total Randomness: 7/222 ██████████████████████████████▌(+1 from Twin)
Using the Forge of War slot: EAS Tones Cannon: 1/?? ▌

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

edited 10th Mar '15 3:35:01 PM by CobaltShade

The Unleashing: 15/150 (Shaded) The Elements Ten: 14/225 (Shaded)

I take the Entropic Razor I have been so kindly given and immediately set about improving it by merging it with a Controlled Razor, which would turn it into the Dagger of Ordered Chaos/Chaotic Order. Whatever tickles your fancy at the time. In case this wasn't clear, this is the FOG charge.

Dagger of Ordered Chaos: 1/5 (FOG)

I quickly quicksummon a flying death robot lion. It has extremely sharp claws and is miraculously immune to arrows, but that is mostly irrelevant as it is possessed of a single-minded purpose: Crash into Calamity and detonate the Relish Nuke embedded within its chest. It flies to Calamity at high speeds, rushing forwards and ramming into the demonic dummy head-on. It then triggers the Relish Nuke, exploding with the force of a Nuke and spreading Relish everywhere, though primarily onto Calamity. Then, the Relish turns to antimatter and flies into Calamity (if it wasn't already on him), exploding again.

• 2 to Twin
• 1 to Cobalt

edited 10th Mar '15 3:11:56 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

"Wait, there's a picnic?"

Then, noticing that Calamity looks set to use Caltaclysm, I mark him with a Backfire curse - basically, if he does Caltaclysm, he's gonna end up hitting himself as well as any of his normal targets. Just to prevent him from casting a Dispel to get rid of Backfire, I also tag him with Annoyance - a curse that exists solely to tank Dispels.

"Again? Seems to me like something tragic happened in the past, and you set these picnics up as a coping mechanism. Heh. I'm quite familiar with tragedy..."

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Retarded Dance Van: 50/74 (+2)

Machinae Mundi: 31/1000 (CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.)

84/? 26/100

Ok then. Now that the real fight has started up again I can stop being logical at all. I take my drones and tell them to combine forces with their ability that I definitely didn't come up with now. They form into a rocket that I hop on top of as it launches. It's aimed at Calamity. When it lands the explosion showers everything in fish oil. The robots are of course destroyed in the process. Now I'm sure we all remember my extremely specific ability to telekineticly control fish and fish based products. I then gather all the fish oil and mr fish corpses spread around the map into a singularity centered inside calamity.

Ik that this won't do much but I wanted to do something weird after being so nondescript for so long. The cheese just didn't cut it.

3+1

edited 10th Mar '15 3:43:07 PM by pillowmantis

Project Illuminate: 14/150 =========================================================================== (Engie'd x2, Irecreeper'd, Cobalt'd, Tazz'd!)

Project Skeleton: 7/100 ================================================== (Tazz'd!)

The power of my charges grow and grow...

@All: I like how using gorilla as a censor is a thing on here too.

@All DTG2 Players: If you +1 my charges here, good bones and calcium will come to you in DTG2! Maybe. Not really. We'll see.

@Piono: Calamity is 100 Minecraft blocks tall. This equates to 100 meters, or around 328 feet tall. Yikes.

I +2 Tazz and +1 Cobalt.

I create a planet that is covered in spikes and has obscenely high gravity! I then teleport Calamity onto it, and since it has very high gravity, he is forced to fall through the many layers of spikes, impaling various portions of his body!

edited 10th Mar '15 4:22:06 PM by TwinTropers

Begin spinning up another tornado, bigger than the last. I step out of it, and fill it with missiles, lasers, and knives. Using the flight boots, I then kick the tornado and everything in it at Calamity. I then charge towards him, roaring a loud, monstrous battle cry and jump behind him. Holding the Crimson Tech behind my back for a few seconds, I release a powerful force blast into the leg of Calamity, tripping him. I then roll to the side, jump into the air and spray missiles, lasers and knives into him. I land, on top of Calamity’s head, and kick him in the face.

35/50 Fury Virus. (pillow)

27/150 Super-Caesar Salad Bot. (pillow)

edited 10th Mar '15 5:29:04 PM by Mathleticism

=30 / 50= Construct (Lait, +2)

=14 / 25= Forge Reinforcements

I cast the Magicka spell known as "EW" on Hoopa, creating Healing Landmines around him. They detonate, healing Hoopa.

x2 +1's to Lait, +1 to Twin

Charge collection

Laittlecrusier: 68/400 (cc, pillow, sacred)

CRM V1: 1/25 (cc)

edited 10th Mar '15 7:24:03 PM by Laitome

Derp, didn't get any spare charges. Probably should've posted earlier.

While everyone else is busy pounding Calamity, I distract the zombies by lobbing more flashbangs at them.

The engineers install a modern radio package on the StuG. Not only this increase the signal range, it's also smaller and lighter than the original design. We decide to fill the space with a box of high-quality Belgian chocolate. This should increase the crew's morale when there's a lull in the fighting. 32/40

^{Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun} 

Assault gun on Panzer IV chassis

Health: Medium-low

Offense: High

Specials:

• 7.5 cm Sturmkanone 40 L/48 - Ignores defense buffs and shields. Can fire 1 area away (Side 2 to middle, middle to far left, etc.). Deals reduced damage against swarms.

• Turretless - Must spend one action when changing targets or when current target moves to a new area.

Basically, the StuG is a tank-sized sniper meant to stay behind the front lines and pick off heavily-armored targets.

Idol Singer: 21/25

+1 to Darkness, 2 +1s for anyone else.

20/20 (On Hold, Massive Attack), 14/?, 4/? (Shiny, Pillow)

Escaping, huh? I guess I'll go to the Forge now. I go to the Forge.

2+1s to Shiny, 1 to anyone.

Collection Post

• Raikiri 11/27 (1 from Armored Fury, 1 from Tabbune)

edited 11th Mar '15 6:38:22 AM by DarknessAwaits

Hi. Thought I'd come check out this part of things. Howsitgoin?

I summon a hail of thermonuclear weapons against the most obvious target, since I am lazy and sleep-deprived, and therefore incapable of finding out what to shoot myself.

I consider attempting to introduce my RP in some form.

@Piono How do we go about completing Zbse's side quest? And for fun, do you think DTG: TVT or DTG:2 will finish first?

edited 11th Mar '15 3:06:02 AM by Mathleticism

I shrug and nod at Blue's response. allright then, i can't really fault you on that i guess, being the owner of a mega corp that owns half of everything that ever existed probably leads to paranoia issues, might want to go to a therapist... actually it might be an assassin uhhh... nevermind then.

aren't you going to ask about the picnic?

no, i am... busy.... yeaaaah. Plus its none of my bussiness. i mean unless she absolutely insists on explaining it. subtle hint

hey i didn't know tabbune tried to start his own DTG session! Too bad you tried it on a small forum. 'the godmodder was pissed that someone mistook him for a girl, 1 damage' lol. Tabbune's DTG thread i found

edited 11th Mar '15 8:31:06 AM by Wyld

@piono: So... what should I do with the mask... or did I just not build it at all and it blew up?

I return to the attack weapon, deciding to stay twice as long inside the Forge to really beef it up.

Ya'll keep them off of the forge for just a little bit longer! It's about to get some defenses up!

FOG: Attack Weapon - Turn four

Fog armaments: ^note Four heavy machine guns on each corner of the Forge and one massive cannon dead center of the Forge |   ||||   

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 19/50

   ?????   : 65/500

2+ to Jindra. We both have massive charges so we probably should help each other out.

1+ to Wyld.

(charge collection&rp)
Alice (184/450 herobrine, shiny, armoredfury) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
Nekomata(40/100 herobrine) ^note High HP/Attack, May attack up to three melee targets, but damage is divided by number of targets. Counter attacks melee attack at 25% rate for 1.5x damage

You know a picnic sounds nice. Would sound even nicer if we could have one without the threat of getting killed, or the world ending around us.

edited 11th Mar '15 6:21:13 AM by JindraAG

RP:

   "Nobody ignores meee!"       Arkus    scowls, and shudders with anger. Commander Protoh notices this, and facepalms.

   "Oh, great. Calm down. I'll handle this."    Commander Protoh steps forward, and looks at Herobrine.

   "This forge is neutral ground, right? Any faction can use it? Then we'd like to make use of your services."