Destroy The Godmodder

"Heh."

Jets igniting, I redirect myself out of the direction Mr Fish knocked me in, rotating in the air and heading straight back to the middle.

"Can't keep me away that easily!"

Accelerating to Mach 2, I crash through a power line that hadn't been there earlier. The ridiculous amount of current arcs into the metal of my drone, meaning that when I end up punching Mr Fish in the face, I also zap him with lightning.

• 1 to Fseftr
• 1 to Laitome

Retarded Dance Van: 42/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 28/1000

[RP post]

Annoyed that neither Wyld nor Sacred's aspects responded to the speech from my post on the previous page regarding ending this civil war peacefully, I broadcast a recording of that very speech to their phones/comms/whatever they use to communicate via my cell phone. I also make sure to broadcast the recording to every troper from both Team Unity and Team Anti-Unity.

edited 6th Mar '15 7:29:49 PM by IchigoMontoya

Caledfwlch Unleashed: 4/225 (Generic'd, Shaded) The Elements Ten: 4/225 (Generic'd, Shaded)

Scratch what I put on this line before.

Now, I had intended to join with just Cobalt, so Generic, you're kind of on your own, though I'll toss you some +1s. Charges. Also, the war may be over. However, while I figure out how this game really works (as well has how to do stuff like get text spoiler'd and all 'dat), I'm going to put out that I really need charges and general assistance to actually be useful and all that jazz. As Cobalt and I are a team of two...

Like Latiome (or whatever your name is), I'm going to be doing a separate Bid war with Cobalt and My allegiance as the prize. UNLIKE Latiome, I'm just judging on pure assist value: Whoever gives me and Cobalt more assists in six turns wins our allegiance. In addition, just throwing either of us an artifact or two wouldn't hurt, and may actually be a quick win-the value of the artifact will be weighed in how long it's been charged, for sake of sanity, so if you're going to donate, please tell me how much time it took. Whoever helps the two of us more wins and gains our help and allegiance.

AU: 0 TU: 0

Until we figure this out...I'm heading to the Forge of War. Cobalt, I'd hope you'd join me for now?

• 2 Cobalt, +1 Generic.

edited 6th Mar '15 7:40:02 PM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

Beware of Xveranth making his appearance by the next round.

By the way, Eldren will be siding with Wyld for sure.

edited 6th Mar '15 7:36:41 PM by SymeSynth

RP:

BACK AT THE BLACK CITADEL:

Shadowling engineers and technicians scatter, running for their lives. Some are struck by stray bullets from the Delphinus, melting into an inky substance and dispersing into smoke in mid-fall, while those lucky enough to avoid the blast tear open Rifts in reality to escape back to the Gardens of Unity. The Lord of Skull Spiders panics, and leaps into a Rift that a fleeing Engineer left, sealing it behind him. Arkus, Commander Protoh, and the Sacred Spirit stare at the carnage, shock and horror showing on their expressions. Arkus falls to his knees, and breaks down. "What...happened...? Why did it have to go this way? All of these Shadowlings...they had identities...why...WHY?!?" Arkus breaks down sobbing, and the Sacred Spirit consoles him. Commander Protoh looks up slowly at Team Anti-Unity, his face dominated by wrath.    "My men were in there... This isn't a war... It's a HOLOCAUST... And you say WE'RE the monsters..."    Commander Protoh spits ink on the ground, then contacts    Shadow   .    "Might as well come back and help pack up. It'd take a miracle to pull this off..."    He then notices that the Sacred Spirit has passed him a ringing Comm.    "Yeah. Ichigo, is it? It's Commander Protoh. Arkus isn't in a state to speak. We lost a lot of good men today. I don't even think it's over. I suppose that's the thing when your armed forces are living beings. A truce? Are you serious? We just got nearly bombed into oblivion! If there is some way we could do anything without being destroyed, it'd be the greatest thing ever. You know, this started for trivial reasons and seemed great at the time, but it turned out to be anything but."   

edited 6th Mar '15 7:53:59 PM by SacredSpirit123

NP

@Tazz is it really hard to just spell my name right?

@fseftr are you spelling my name wrong on purpose now?

edited 6th Mar '15 9:24:43 PM by Laitome

[RP Post]

"Not a truce, Protoh, a permanent end to this godforsaken civil war. A proposal for everyone to gather for a peace conference that hopefully ends with both sides making, well, peace with each other and possibly signing a treaty , then resting up before we take up the AG banner once more and begin our infiltration of the godmodder's castle. It's the best way to end this gorillaing conflict without any further bloodshed. Just gotta wait for everyone else to respond to the speech that I broadcasted to them first."

edited 6th Mar '15 8:39:34 PM by IchigoMontoya

I teleport Samaritan to the fortress, and tell the Avenger to help defend the valley.

??? : 13/??? pillow, Engie

???: 7/??? pillow

2x +1 to Tazz, 1x +1 to Cobalt

edited 7th Mar '15 2:17:01 PM by fseftr

My brain takes 10 WAY TOO MUCH STUFF GOING ON damage.

29/50 Fury Virus.

21/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot.

I turn towards Ichigo Montoya.

'''"I agree with what you said. I am here as well to kill the God Modder. On which side are you? For I think I shall join it"'''

NP (sorry for the N Ps)

I am honestly confused as to why some people don't want this civil war arc. I really think it's futile to find peace in a war of ideals like this.

NP(for the moment)

@ichigo Ichigo, you realise that if we actually do a truce in the space of a single round an event that was just starting to pick up would get wiped off the game in a single round and be extremely boring and probably screw up future plans from piono. I'm going to wait to see how he responds to this before i say anything in character, but incharacter there is almost no way i can't say no to this truce without souding like a complete ass, but out of character I'm going to be PISSED if an event with all this build up just goes with something like this! And sacred's forces at this point would be out for blood. they'd teleport aboard the delphinus and murder the crew aboard it and hijack it as their personal new ship. and Shadow would not take a hit like that lying down. He'd be out for revenge.

edited 7th Mar '15 7:28:42 AM by Wyld

@Wyld and Ichigo: You know me too well. Someone gives us a way to stand a chance, and I'll be back in the game. And, yes,    Shadow    is FURIOUS. First, I think Piono said the Destroyer could be rebuilt when it died, right?

@sacredtwo ideas, one, use a spell to turn it to night time, and then use the 'mechanical worm' its an object that summons the destroyer if used at night. second idea: use your forces to hijack the delphinus, and then use them to act as the crew. i reccomend you do both, you are up against two 300 charge entities, a fortress even higher charged than that, and the elemental chain axe which is unarguably the most powerful artifact in the game. Remember, this is a counter attack, a big one. I doubt piono would let the delphinus destroy your whol army in one move, and even if it did use the fresh wave of troops to kill the crew inside the delphinus and start putting troops inside it to act as its new crew.

@tabbune how about lets bribe that new comer with either the chainaxe or the artifacts in the armory plus a vehicle for him to use and soldiers that follow his command right off the bat?

edited 7th Mar '15 8:04:31 AM by Wyld

And now it is finished! Looks like we've got a whole bunch of people from DTG2 suddenly becoming interested in this session, which is okay with me I guess.

Anyways, everyone check out the rest of yesterday's update. The civil war did no last very long. Team Unity being very bad at battlefield tactics wasn't good for them, but jindra getting fed up and siccing Delphinus on them, with nobody paying attention to the aerial bombardment until the rear half of the second day nailed the lid on that coffin.

But your armies won't go to waste, the godmodder's cooking up a nifty army for you guys to fight, and if anyone on Team Unity decides to switch to PG for a little revenge, I'll let you. Whatever happens, it'll definitely be interesting.

There will be an update tonight, I'd recommend you go back and edit your posts before then.

Alice (173/450 pillow) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
???(35/100)

Right well anyone still having any personal issues? I'll attempt to garrotte Calamity.

3x+1's to anyone but herobrine.

Also the main reason I sent the Delphinus after Team Unity was because they didn't have much on defense. Sometimes a deterrent (Destroyer Drones anyone?) can work wonders

edited 7th Mar '15 11:35:50 AM by JindraAG

22/??[jindra]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SURPRISINGLY PAINFUL!

And then... an idea.

my turn. i've got a plan.

EVERYONE CLEAR THE MIDDLE! RETREAT TO THE VALLEY!... god this hurts...

oh quit whining, you and i both know we've had worse.

i quickly take back control of my body, and feel the effects of the 'face ruination' seriously, that's going to leave a scar... probably. Allright seriously though, we need to all gather up! we can't let the fortress fall, its our best bet against that huge horde! we all need to gather up either at the forge or my fort! remember! losing either is going to be a sizable blow to our forces! I'm totally willing to let EX-TU members to gather at my fort, but you would probably be more comfortable gathering up at the forge. Look, we essentially won, its over and we beat you... suprisingly quickly. But now all of us seem to be in a bad situation, not only is the godmodder finally rearing his head, but an outside force is throwing in units of considerable size, strength, and power! If you've got issues with me, say it now and side with the godmodder for all i care! And ichigo? i don't think there is time for a peace conference, we are going straight from one fight into another.

20/20 I also teleport any injured friendly entities willing to join my forces to fight against the mutants, as well as players(including myself), to the armor repair room which doubles as a medical bay. AKA, math, possibly shadow(but not likely), almost definitely pillow, while also extending an invitation to herobrine to repair his armor for him, and of course the standard injured units, and any players that want to instantly grab weapons and vehicles from my fort, as well as soldiers to take into battle, and generally get our forces more reinforced in one location. OH! and the Samaritan, being a mechanical entity should be fairly easy to repair. As well as the delphinus, i wan to see if i can fit it in the hanger. i mean, i can fit space frigates in it right? also i need conframation i can start using air units.

a couple of grunts stand by, ready to grab a honey badger and engage the flux demons if no one else grabs them. they move into the valley after grabbing the vehicles.

The fortress's laser blasts down at the flux demons to prevent further damage to out troops. talk about over kill. Almost seems a bit waste full, but i suppose they don't want to delay throwing more troops into the valley.

the previously injured garrisoned captain grabs a damage artifact from the armory, and rally's some more grunts to follow him into battle, moving into the valley to hold the line against the horde of monsters.

All currently uninjured standard units also move forward

The least injured tank moves up into the valley as well, and takes a defensive position. it seems like it intends on staying there for a while, ready to fire on any monsters that advance into the valley without permission.

The warden gets an excellent idea, and teleports into the Forge of war with twenty grunts, and the warden carefully reads the agreement before allowing his grunts to sign them. each one of the grunts them takes a work station and begins crafting magic blaster cannons with power cells on the back,... wow, magic flame throwers throwing arcane energy at amazing distances. It seems like these energy canisters explode upon the death of their owner, damaging their killer. but it looks like they can be changed hands.

1/??? FOG *20 if this isn't allowed, then the warden doesn't teleport into the FOG, it might be pretty abusive to be able to pump out twenty artifacts in just a few rounds, but you wouldn't have to list them individually as this is basically an upgrade to the grunts for the moment. no one seems to want to use the low charge artifacts even though i have FORTY TWO ARTIFACTS READY TO BE USED IN MY ARMORY! THERE ARE FOUR ARTIFACTS IN THERE THAT DEAL MASSIVE DAMAGE EXCLUSIVELY TO POWERFUL MONSTERS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NAME THEM AND GIVE THEM A MORE DEFINED FORM! or the strange artifact can become a powerful personalized artifact.

two plus ones to any one who joins my forces to rally against the godmodder's forces. and one to herobrine

edited 7th Mar '15 2:07:28 PM by Wyld

=21 / 50= Construct (Lait, +2)

=11 / 25= Tablessence -> CHANGE -> Forge Reinforcements

I realize that the war ended REALLY quickly, and proceed to realize that we're fighting Calamity again. Wait, WHAT!? I then load up an explosive table into the MTC, and rocket-jump towards Calamity. I then pound him with normal tables whilst in mid-air.

x3 +1's to Lait.

edited 7th Mar '15 1:03:38 PM by Chaoscreeper

@everyone:Well, crap. That was HORRIBLE. But I've GOT to say that once    Shadow    has gone all Superpowered Evil Side, it's EXTREMELY hard to stop him. His house actually EXPLODING because Piono didn't have the time to discuss a proper ending with me doesn't help matters. Aaaand now you have more insane Aspects to deal with. You know how Arkus and the Sacred Spirit were always the friendliest and most agreeable of the Aspects? Well, all this PTSD from watching many of their kind die isn't doing well for them, and it's unearthing secrets best left hidden... You know what they say: Beware the nice ones...

@My former Allies: You can stay with me, or you can join the ex-A Us, led by Wyld, who, I might add, just KILLED PRACTICALLY EVERYONE ON OUR SIDE IN ONE MOVE. I'll make sure to make it worth your while if you either join me, or, if you betray me, at least stay out of my way. But seriously. I'm NOT striking a deal with the guy who just nuked my house. That'd be joining the true monster.

edited 7th Mar '15 1:29:18 PM by SacredSpirit123

Well crap the civil war is over and by extension the bid war, but feel free to give me charges for my ship.

Sacred since you lost your base before I could do anything you get one favor from me and Engie you still have yours. Just tell me when you want to cash it in.

On to my replacement actions.

_______________________

I leave the forge and recall the ad blimps to me. I stand outside the forge plasma rifle at the ready to defend it.

_____________________________

" THE CIVIL WAR IS OVER! ALREADY! WELL MOTHERF*(followed by every swear word in all of fiction and real life) ON A COASTAL HURRICANE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY GEAR AND SHIP NOW?"

"Well sir I have an idea you'll hate it but.."

"well it's worth a shot but I'll have to wait."

edited 7th Mar '15 2:28:09 PM by Laitome

18/?, 8/? (2 Wyld)

I go to the EX-AU fortress, and then give Wyld the Elemental Chainaxe back.

3+1s!

What happens now?

Oh god it's Calamity. Not good. I'm going to need heavy weaponry to take this out... Completely ignoring the earlier item drop I did which turned out horribly, I ask if there is any system of item creation in this game and charge at Calamity, preparing to make a huge and epic attack against him! But then, I fake him out and merely land on the ground.

Something appears on my hand... It is... Big Cal, from Summerteen Romance! The big brother of Lil' Cal, Calamity suddenly stops and beams at Big Cal, happy to see a member of his family! Finally, they can reunite after many years of being apart! Big Cal's head promptly forms a massive railgun and blasts Calamity's arm off. It speaks in a robotic shifting voice.

YOUR-EYE-IS-NEXT.

@Former Allies/Lai/People who want to have some fun: I'd say the Civil War was fun for me, but that'd be the biggest lie I've ever made. This SUCKED. I wanna wreak havoc! Cause chaos! Zed, I know you've been shifting your guy towards a darker image. What you wanted to do with your army speaks for that. Now's your chance!    Shadow   's even more motivated to end Wyld because he blew up the Black Citadel, something snapped in Arkus due to the Genocide, driving him insane, and the Sacred Spirit has decided humanity doesn't really value life, and is about to show the dark side of nature... In short, this is going to be fun if you stick with me. Embrace chaos! Wreak havoc! Get revenge!

edited 7th Mar '15 4:04:37 PM by SacredSpirit123

@darknessnow we do things. the godmodder has another massive over sized army facing off against us. I think we can handle it but the real problem is calamity, and the hostile entities popping in from [SPOILERS]

@whomever it may concern Okay, i got to admit i'm slightly disappointed that sacred's forces got back door'd, but this is going to be equally incredibly interesting, even without the Pv P. I like the Pv P but it could use some work. PvE is pretty fun as well, but only when you are horribly outmatched is it actually balanced, and likewise its only balanced for Pv P if the sides are somewhat even, with the less skilled side having a somewhat stronger army.

As i sit getting my face fixed up by a combo of a healer elite and the automated equipment in the repair room, I motion for my PDA and start talking into it... Listen, today we stand surrounded by enemies, with an ever increasing threat, and have the very forces that drive existence itself conspire against us. But screw that, we will prevail if we stand up and form a united front against those who would seek to drag us into oblivion! We face off now against the godmodder, and forces from another dimension that seek our destruction. But I'm not going to lie to you, however bad things look now, it is ten times worse than it looks, and from where i... well i cant actually see but it certainly SOUNDS pretty bad. we NEED to unite-oh, thank you tabbune. ahem to unite our strength and power, use actual strategy audible gasp yes i know, the thought is horrifying... and take a stand long enough to gather the power to push back. Do what you will, but i am a very capable strategist despite my... enthusiasm, when it comes to fighting, but i can certainly organize us into one of the deadliest forces tv tropes has ever seen! if a bit ragtag looking... Remember, things may be bad, but this fortress can be a beacon of strength and power against the godmodder for as long as we can hold it! its likely that that won't be forever, and if we screw up bad enough we won't even hold them off for that long, but i will not just roll over and die. Its not in my nature to do so, we immortals tend to be pretty determined. seriously this high pitched stupid girl voice... why did you have to- and the feed gets cut, the message sent.

i don't think you turned it off in times.

huh? oh, well its not that big of a problem. I'm serious about the whole making my body a girl though, thats not okay, made even worse by the fact i dont have time to blow myself up or something and get a new body.

In the process of healing me, several nearby entities, and the elite looks kind of squeamish about my face, so after restoring basic function of my eyes, and some semblance of a nose, he hands me a helmet, saying it will take a while to heal if i want to keep that body. The helmet has a face plate resembling a plain white skull, with two slits for eyes. I'm also told putting runes on the mask can enhance my body. interesting. I wrap the white scarf around my neck slip on the stupid white toboggan, pull on the white hood of the WHITE HOODIE. and think about how easily all this white crap I am wearing is going to stain with my own blood and other people's blood. Actually realistically it should be pretty stained already. must be some slick material.

you seriously make the worst choices for the outfit possible don't you?

hey, we look awesome right now, trust me.

are you kidding? this is way too much white... I'm surprised we aren't BLINDING PEOPLE right now.

@twin there is a system of item creation, several in fact. you can charge it up or go to the newly created forge of war, which allows a 'third charge slot' but it can only charge items and only as long as you are inside it, and i don't think you can boost it with extra charges from other players.

edited 7th Mar '15 4:27:30 PM by Wyld