Destroy The Godmodder

@math I'll send a team to help you up next turn

@herobrine got your message and replied, but my hands are kinda tied.

edited 5th Mar '15 5:08:12 PM by Laitome

RP

I send a FOG-bot to go give Math a health pack.

CORRECTION: I retract that FOG-bot and order all of them to begin constructing four corner turrets on the FOG and a massive Cannon dead center.

This will take 5 turns to complete.

edited 5th Mar '15 6:48:56 PM by LordHerobrine

@math: I'll get you after I'm finished H 2 Hing with Wyld. Or rather, I'll get    Shadow    out of there and Arkus can revive you.

@lait: I'm at the Forge Of War, building a table cannon. It's done now. Yes, I'm still working for you.

=18 / 50= Construct (Lait, +2)

=10 / 75= Tablessence

=3 / 3= Mythril Table Cannon, FOG -> (C)OMPLE(T)E!

x3 +1's to Lait, in the name of TU.

I then decide to test the MTC by firing a long-ranged blast deep into the Godmodder's Castle in an attempt to hit a spider. I then hijack an ad-blimp, and ride it back to the Middle.

edited 5th Mar '15 8:22:45 PM by Chaoscreeper

@Chaoscreeper ehh, I'll allow you to take a blimp. you still work for me right?

I wait.

28/50 Fury Virus.

20/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot.

edited 5th Mar '15 10:04:10 PM by Mathleticism

"While I would like to go to side 1 and help out Math, I'd also like to have sushi. The sushi just happens to be closer."

I continue hurling electric type attacks at Mr Fish, the ex-Platform luchador wire mecha-like construct finding use both as a way to land my attacks, and a conductor to strengthen them.

"Yes, my priorities are a bit off-kilter. That has been pointed out to me many times."

• 1 to Fseftr
• 1 to Laitome (Just gonna do this until in-character requests are made to not do this)

Retarded Dance Van: 40/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 27/1000

Eldren appears into the battleground, finding that he is surrounded by many fighting entities. He starts channeling a Frost Bolt as quickly as he can.

• 1 - Frost Bolt

Eldren's a mage, OP. Pretty much a Glass Cannon, but he has high agility and has the ability of flight. If I were to say it, his HP would be about 350-470, with 4500-7800 Mana Points. He will summon allies from time to time. My troper page would help in discussing more of his abilities.

One of his main summoned creatures will be a Speckled Direwolf, with about 5000 HP and 200 Energy points. It has high speed and damage, but is rather easily killed. Eldren will simply summon another if his direwolf is killed. This creature will come in after this round.

He likes to use shielding spells that give a very significant boost to his defense. Let me say, a fully-charged Shielding Spell would be about 15000-17500 HP. Then it'll be almost torture to kill him without getting killed yourself.

Eldren's Mana Points and the direwolves' Energy is reserved for their special skills, like the aforementioned Shielding Spell or the yet unmentioned Coalesce. Basic skills and some summons won't easily spend this. And Eldren has a good amount of Mana Poultices at his arsenal.

Eldren is part of a Two-Man team, the other half being Xveranth, who I warn you, can be extremely powerful.

edited 6th Mar '15 3:13:32 PM by SymeSynth

I look around me, and ask:"Is nobody going to fight the Godmodder here? Are you just letting him go 'cause you're fighting against each other?"

NP

@Darkness:Dude, just enjoy this arc while it lasts.

@syme player characters dont have hit points, its pretty much up to how stupid we are playing, or how creative another player's attack was when it was aimed at us if we get taken down or not(and even then, death is extremely temporary, and completely up to the GM how devistating the effect of it is). Also, those health numbers are extremely low... any ways you need to 'charge' a summon like you are doing with the 1/50. you can also charge attacks like you are doing however. also also, unless its a fairly high charge usually there isn't much of a point in a mana system or stamina system, and even then you would have to explain how you wanted it to work. those are pretty low stats though, and will die fairly quickly a soon as even the basic mooks of either side even look at him funny. that is unless i am misinterpreting it and edren is not you but a summon. in which case those stats may be small enough to work, since they would be killed by any one pretty easy.

@syme:This is a War Arc. If you join my side, I will attempt to make you a personalized set of equipment and an army to match.

Armored Ambulance: 41/50 (Tabunne)

Spare Charges: 1 (I'll create a pile of these and pull from it to do stuff that I haven't come up with yet.

FOG: Shield of Shielding Shields: 3/5

Hoopa finds the exhausted Jondanger and steals the fire scythe. Nothing personal, but I like this. I think I'll make it mine.

I contact Wyld. Do we have defensive units in our army? I'm planning to take a squadron into battle, and I think grunts that wield shields would best help my strike.

2 +1s to AU, 1 to Jondanger to indicate my lack of ill will.

edited 6th Mar '15 6:27:15 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

@Shiny: I don't quite like other people touching my artifacts. It's one of my personal pet peeves. I find theft to be most annoying. I could give you a list of the rest of my Berserk Buttons if you want. Traitors are right there at #1. Now could you please give that back to my Champion before I throw the next enemy directly at your face?

RP:

I contact Arkus. I apologize for Hoopa's antics. It is a kleptomaniac by nature. I'll make sure it returns the scythe to Team Unity by next round.

Sacred: I think that if you post your Berserk Buttons, it might help prevent something like this in the future. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to take anything personally.

Caledfwlch Unleashed: 1/225

The Elements Ten: 1/225

I heard the Godmodder was here, so as per usual, I have arrived, extremely late, and do my typical entrance of taking an entire door and bashing some random Entity's unfortunate skull into its stomach with my usual implements of mass destruction. Why random? I'm also simultaneously confused as to why we're fighting each other, as opposed to, oh, I don't know, the Godmodder? Seems kind of contrary to the whole point of the Game, and makes it easy for the Godmodder to defeat the winning half when they exhaust themselves defeating the losing half, but I may be missing something as per the usual. In any case, I'm giving my partner-in-crime to come here and destroy stuff. Also, hello, all those who know me from DTG 2!

• 2 to the aformentioned Partner-In-Crime, when he gets here.

• 1 to Fseftr, becasue I know who he is.

Shiny:Yeah, I will. Sorry for snapping. I was at my limit. So here's some things that drive me insane: 1: Traitors. 2: Theft. 3: Someone blocking my actions. 4: Someone doing something that renders something I spent a large amount of time typing invalid. 5: Someone making fun of my characters' ideals. 6: Attacks on one of my characters that are not distinctly pointed out that they aren't in fact attacks on my person. I'll make sure to add more later.

edited 6th Mar '15 10:52:16 AM by SacredSpirit123

Tazz: Do you want to join my side in this war? You can get equipment and an army.

edited 6th Mar '15 10:55:02 AM by SacredSpirit123

I notice how people are way too absorbed into this civil war to care about the Godmodder, and I decide that in order to kill him, this war has to end. So, I step in the battlefield and say, loud enough that someone can hear me:

"I am a mercenary. I can fight for you, if you give me advantages in exchange. This war has to end, in order for us to kill that damned God Modder"

@potential mercenaries my side has an armory complete with artifacts in it, ready to be used, plus full access to the vehicles my side produces if you want to drive one, as well as the ability to lead my basic troops(ten at the most due to balancing reasons) out into the battle. those basic troops also 'had' formations that affected their damage and defense, but piono didn't really change anything about them when i said their formation changes. Plus my side has a significantly more powerful fortress and its mooks that it makes are several times stronger than sacred's as a whole, but with a very annoying weakness. Sacred could probably provide 'advantages' but he would have to charge them first, my side has them ready to be deployed with the power of the 425 charge fort. We also look after our own very well when in combat, unlike team unity's side who had left there buddy bleeding out in half over there for several rounds.

@sacred i understand those things but those are all apart of the game, and I'm not just going to sit and let you win becuase blocking one's actions, stealing artifacts that were free of charge, and i've had more than my share of people blocking m actions and rendering them invalid. its a game sacred, and while these things can be annoying they must be dealt with if you want to play. i don't mean to be rude, but I play to win generally, and just because it annoys somone when i do something that doesn't mean i won't do it. I do't like to annoy people and i dont go out of my way to do so, but if actions that result in me getting closer to victory annoy somone, i won't hesitate to do so.

edited 6th Mar '15 1:22:02 PM by Wyld

[RP post]

I send a message out to any mercenaries out there. "To any mercenaries who may be interested, join Team Unity and we'll provide you with your own personal armor, weapons, and best of all, your very own platoon consisting of powerful soldiers of your choosing at your disposal. Also, we've got a great healthcare and dental plan, not to mention the excellent retirement benefits."

edited 6th Mar '15 4:15:32 PM by IchigoMontoya

@Ichigo: That made me smile. Thanks for brightening my day. You're definitely one of the most charismatic members of Team Unity.

@New People/Potential Team Members: Sure, Wyld's team might have all that stuff, but that's exactly the thing: They outnumber us and greatly overshadow us in terms of power, so it'd be obvious that they'd win if even one or two more people joined their side. We, on the other hand, are a smaller faction, fixed on keeping people's creative identities alive. There are much more of them than us. They might let you ride around in a vehicle, but all their benefits are pre-planned. You get 100% Creative Input on your Equipment/Units if you join mine. Much like Scribblenauts, if you think of it, you can make it.

edited 6th Mar '15 1:57:59 PM by SacredSpirit123

Q&A: @laitome: Yup. And I have no idea. @herobrine: Well, DTG does have a wiki... And shooting down an ad balloon will kill it. Pure and simple. Also, it might make lai mad. @sacred: This fight might end sooner, but I'm sort of eager to start up another DTG project I have plans. I already have ideas to start setting a foundation for the next game here on tvtropes though. And I might just decide to take advantage of the large armies if you guys still get crushed. At this point, if you guys lose early, its because of tactical idiocy after tactical idiocy, and not because of an unfair start. @pillow: Oh, I hope you're having a better day today. @armoredfury: Okay, happens to me sometimes. @fseftr: You are correct, I'm retroactively giving math 1 point towards reviving. @syme: Same as everyone else has said, PCs don't have defined health, mana isn't really a thing that'd be important, and you could one-post summon about 8 of those direwolves right off the bat, with removing their energy restriction. @darkness: Go ahead and try and beat on the godmodder. If you can get jindra to come help you again, it'll probably be easier. There is a way to get air support to land hits on the castle though, you'll have to figure out what's stopping you, and that's as much as help as you're getting for right now. Don't worry, they won't get to pound on each other forever. @tazz: welcome to the tvtropes session! Why are they beating on each other? Because the godmodder has decided to hole himself up doing... something, and everyone else decided to take the opportunity to beat each other senseless. Similar to what happened in the MBoA.

@sacred: For heaven's sake, this is a game! It does not matter if shiny steals items from you! It is a game! A game! G-A-M-E-exclamation mark! In the end of this entire thing it probably won't matter anyways because most of those items are gonna get trashed one way or another before the godmodder hits 8 health! All's fair in love and war, and this is a war! I am going to stop ranting now, but stop getting mad at other people for playing the game!

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Wyld and his infusion are unable to escape the ice! They are completely frozen within it, and the suit is frozen up too, if it hadn't been deactivated when frozen, it might have worked, but as it is, wyld's just going to stay trapped for two rounds. Jondanger is exhausted and recovers by 1 point. Both the Avenger and Samaritan move to the Valley. The Avenger mech takes down 40 of the drones, and Samaritan used brute force hacking. The Destroyer suddenly freezes up, flails around, and begins smashing itself on the ground over and over again. "Please reboot from... out of cheese error! Increase danger level to jelly roll 1! system32 not found, shmuckbait.bat not found!" The Destroyer twitches a few more times, and then explodes, its drones drop to the ground, deactivated. Destroyer and drones destroyed.

Engie and his mech charge at Mr. Fish, lightning and then a giant luchador slam into it. Mr. Fish turns around, enraged at having taken 10000 damage, and the massive gyrados smashes engie into the valley with a huge tail swing, causing the platform, which was in the way, to crumble to scrap metal. Jindra retreats back to the main hall, discovering the witch surrounded. The priestess applies a physical protection buff to Delphinus. And then Delphinus moves. The massive airship being directed to end the bickering between the two factions. Delphinus unleashes a single massive barrage that reduces both parts of sacred's castle to critical health, and the AoE kills all the forces stationed by it, including jared and the ad blimp. Mr. Fish becomes Hostile now that Jared is dead once more.

Wyld's forces refresh themselves, allowing the damaged soldiers to re-garrison, and swapping them out with fresh troops. The main battle tank outside the fortress plus the ungarrisoned squad attack the flux demons, dealing 20000 damage to one of them. The flux demons retaliate by ripping the ungarrisoned squad to pieces. Armored fury marches down to the valley. From what he can see all the TU forces have been destroyed by the Avenger mech and Samaritan. Shiny upgrades his healing tome. Hoopa, jumps to the valley and then back, since the Destroyer is dead. Darkness sees a figure in the distance, and accidentally hits Hoopa in the head with flare, dealing 5000 damage. Ichigo's terror demons make it up to the far right, manage to infiltrate the fortress and murder the sniper before they are brutally put down by the garrisoned armors.

Another squad of armors is summoned, and in the godmodder's castle, the witch takes 15000 damage from the mutant endermen protecting jindra, who is slower due to being poisoned. In the valley, a devil-beast (large, firey, sharp teeth) and a crystal golem appear. The shockfire phoenix turns to attack Mr. Fish when the bird is assaulted by the massive pokemon, and the two both deal 30000 damage to each other.

Fseftr rushes to pillow, and eviscerates him, flash-stepping away. Pillow is down for 2 posts worth of reviving (including his own), but the collector's armor is ruined. jondanger finishes recovering from being exhausted. Wyld is still frozen and can't unfreeze. Shadow, taking advantage of wyld's injured state, smashes the hammer into her again, performing a perfectly useless shield breaker. He follows up by driving razors into wyld, which is more effective, causing severe face-ruination. Laitome heads to the forge. Jindra slams a large chain into one of the mutant enderman, and he and the witch book it out of the godmodder's castle. Delphinus attempts to continue the massive bombardment, but does not have the AP to continue it!

Ichigo turns around as Delphinus finishes up its bombardment with what little AP it has left. Sacred's castle is ground into dust. The war is over. And far sooner than expected. Tabbune, while Shadow is distracted with arguing over the public comms system, slams into him with the shockfire phoenix. Sacred is currently hit with the inferno debuff, and will keep it for 3 rounds. Herobrine sends a call out to all neutrals. The only unaffiliated neutrals left happen to be the goombas, who, completely terrified of the massive explosions, head to the forge hoping for some semblance of safety. Math continues regenerating. Herobrine has his bots begin working on making some defensive preparations for the Forge.

cc finishes making his mythril table cannon, and fires it into the godmodder's castle. It bounces back out and lands on the ground just outside... cc then hijacks the ad blimp over the forge and rides it back to the middle. Math finally wriggles himself back together and is back in the game. Engie rushes back to the middle and lightnings Mr. Fish even more, dealing another 12500 damage. Hoopa jacks jon's scythe. Tazz appears, neutral AG, and bashes the shockfire phoenix extremely hard, dealing 7500 damage to it.

Wyld's fortress summons another round of infantry, and lacking any other orders, summons 4 honey badger tanks. The flux demons rip apart another squad of armors, but the spare squad kills the injured flux demon, and the garrisoned troops and main battle tank kill another. In the valley, the devil-beast and crystal golem both attack Samaritan, removing 15% integrity, before being destroyed by the forces there. In the middle, wyld finally unfreezes, just in time for Mr. Fish to pull a weasel and flip the gorilla out. His massive hyperbeam is sprayed in a massive 360 pattern, killing all four of the other entities there, but not before they deal 40K damage to him in desperation. Mr. Fish is then smashed into the ground by the sudden arrival of a large obsidian colossus. Where are all these things coming from?

Then there is the sound of drums. The war is effectively over. Jindra has crippled Team Unity's fighting force unhindered, and wyld's castle still remains untouched. But that may be for the best... The drawbridge of the the godmodder's castle lowers, and out marches a massive fighting force of mutant zombies and skeletons. The godmodder walks out behind them, looks over at the creepy dummy, which has been oddly inactive, shrugs, pulls out something he somehow snatched from the Vault without anyone noticing, and tosses Lil' Cal into the creepy dummy, the two fuse together to create... Calamity!

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 0/3. massive cannon: 4/4.

Grunt armor x26 [AU]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 24250/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 50000/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Honey Badger x4 [AU]: Hp: 20000/20000. empty

Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Lightning Cannon [AU]: Hp: 55000/75000. Charge: 2/3

flux demon x2 [H]: Hp: 25000/25000

ad blimp x2 [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Valley:

armoredfury [AU]: flashbangs

Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Avenger Mech [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000

Samaritan [AU]: System Integrity: 69% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||

Side 1:

math [TU]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A]. Crimson Tech [A]

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

Calamity [PG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. Caltastrophe: 1/3. caltaclysm: 1/5.

mutant zombies x150 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

mutant skeletons x150 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

obsidian colossus [H]: Hp: 125000/125000

wyld [AU]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 25%[face-ruined: 2]

Tabbune [AU]: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

engie [AU]

fseftr [AU]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Entropic Razor [A]. Excalibur [A].

chaoscreeper [N]: mythril table cannon [A]

jindra, tazz [AG]

darkness [AG]

Sacred [TU]: damnation hammer [A] [inferno: 2 rounds]

jondanger [TU]: Resistance Robes [A]

ichigo [TU]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

pillow [TU]: Biomech drones [A] [eviscerated: 2]

zbse [TU]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

Side 2:

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Far Left:

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 990000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 0. Moonstone cannon: 1/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000. [protection buff: 1 round]

Forge Of War:

goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Forge: Hp: 30000/30000. Shield: 50000/50000

mech-servants x10 [N]: Hp: 5000/5000

herobrine [N]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 68%: franklin badge

laitome [N]

Hoopa [AU]: Hp: 70000/75000. hyperspace fury: 3/3. Fire Scythe [A].

shiny [AU]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds

Delphinus:

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 16000/30000

Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found

edited 7th Mar '15 11:31:20 AM by pionoplayer

I look at both sides, and I am very confused: both have given good reasons to join them.

But, as I do like a fair game, except when I think it's impossible to have one (as an example against the God Modder), I ask: "So... Who's on the winning side here? I want to help the losers. Having an Overkill isn't so fun, is it?"

@Newcomers: The other alternative is a fort that I've constructed, that's

- Not under fire

- Not threatened in any way

- Has it's own mooks

- allows an extra weapons slot. You're technically allowed 2 charges active, but this gives you a pseudo third one as long as you are inside it and it's an item.