Destroy The Godmodder

Finishing with the Buff, I clean up my space, and exit out of the FOG to create the FRANKLIN BADGE, which reflects all incoming ranged projectiles back at the person who fired them.

Hastening inside, I get back to my workbench. Now for a solid defense buff.

FOG: Crafting a weapon - Turn three FINISHED: FRANKLING BADGE EQUIPPED Will remove later

New slot: Turn one

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 11/50

   Ţ̶̷̴̨h̷̶̕҉͜e̸̵̡͠ ̵̡G̷̀͡o̢͞͡d́m̸̛͡o̸̵͞d̶̛͘d̸̛͢ę̵҉͏͢ŗ͘͞'̷̀s̢҉͟ ̷̢S̴̶̷̸͠e͏̡̨͟͡c̵̡̀͏͡o̶̡̡͘n̷̡҉d̴҉̀ ́̕͞C̸̵̡҉ò́ḿ̨̢͘͜ì̵̕n͡҉g̛̀͘͘͢?̡̀̕͢?̴̶̸̧?̧̡   : 58/500

Action: I also randomly bid on the thingy. Just for the hell of it.

/rp

I then finish the contract using Herobrine's suggested method. cc: (t)his be(t)(t)er no(t) have repro(c)ussions.

edited 3rd Mar '15 12:35:05 PM by Chaoscreeper

OH HELL YES. 1000 posts so worth.

"Now then. Down to business."

Punching the ground again, more metal rises into the platform. The metal forms a dome on top of the platform, which segments upwards slightly, granting me access to fly in.

"Not the best construct I've ever made, but it'll serve well enough as a safety precaution."

The platform sprouts a jet engine, which ignites, propelling it into The Destroyer, because ramming always works.

"Huh. Cool sword."

• 1 to Fseftr
• 1 to Laitome (bidding some more)

Retarded Dance Van: 34/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 24/1000 (I need a better name for this)

80/80, 10/?

I move to the Middle. With style. On a phoenix's back. And also staying above and prepare to grab Wyld if he is attacked.

Hope you don't mind me picking you up from the chaos below.

Charge: ^{Shockfire Phoenix}  First Phase: High Attack, Low Health. Mini Chain Lightning. Changes into Reborn Phase on death. Reborn Phase: High Attack, High Health. Attacks twice a turn. summoned.

3+1s to team AU.

@Shiny: Btw, the Valley is already done, so you don't have to dig it anymore.

edited 2nd Mar '15 11:32:30 PM by Tabbune

I notice that the bulk of Wyld's forces are falling back and start issuing commands to both Jon and my troops, contacting the latter via radio. "Jon, deal with Engie and continue directing the Destroyer and the drones. You and I can can come up with a plan to take the chainaxe soon. Terror Demons, there's a sniper on the far right in Wyld's fortress. Use stealth to go in and take said sniper out of commission. Draconians, continue holding that defensive formation." After that, I cast full heal on the Destroyer before preparing for my next move and secretly hoping for this civil war to end soon so that we can get back to fighting as one against the godmodder.

Cannon: 30/30 (Jon) (On hold)

Saren: 249/300

Two for Laitome from Team Unity, one for Jon.

Excalibur [A] : 250/250

@pionoYou missed my completion of Excalibur, but that's for the best because I want to give it actual stats.

Excalibur [A] Damage: Whatever's balanced Specials: Sword in the Stone: Can only be used by me or anyone I give it to Blessed Scabbard: Wielder takes less damage

Now, I swing it at math again, or for the first time I suppose. I then teleport Saritan to the middle and tell it to use brute force hackong on the destroyer. Or send feds if I am confused about what it is.

???: 298/??? Tabbune, engie

??? : 2/??? Tabbune

2x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 3rd Mar '15 4:34:28 AM by fseftr

RP

If someone is actually silly enough to attack me after that obvious bait, and if tabbune rescues my tactless behind, I sit atop him in an awkward position as to avoid touching his majestic fire bird thing. it would be bad for both of us for me to touch the majestic fire bird thing.

my infusion grins at tabbune's stunt and shakes her head, staring down at the COMPLETE INSANITY and says well, thank you i guess. Welcome to the land of confusion. as she peers down some more guess i got a bit carried away... by they way does this thing have a saddle? I'd rather not be literally climbing on top of you to avoid touching it.

no, please don't even think that.

what?

don't 'what?' me. that will lead to awkward explanations(well, more than necessarily awkward) about our current state of being. Plus I'm a guy and i like girls and i would have to sit through that.

and so will touching any magic creatures at all, so shut up. besides, I was just amused at that whole riding on on a FLAMING BIRD OF DEATH! She gets an idea and calls Blue with the PDA

hey, you are rich right? like, stupid rich. think you can hire some mercenaries to bolster our forces? or maybe a satellite to bombard the enemy forces. We might be making our big push soon, and that's quite a lot of stuff in our way. translation, she wants a big boost to our forces, mostly because two of our ally players are unreliable in terms of being here. AF has an acceptable reason, fire eyes simply dropped after one post.

uh hu.

i thought we were done with this conversation? Look I don't like most mages, this one on the fire bird is tolorable, and you are a... Word I cannot say without having like, five extra dimensional voice boxes.

uh... some kind of foreign insult?

the insult alone literally drives peple insane. its pretty funny to watch.

and it wouldnt drive you insane? if it wouldnt work on you it wouldnt work on me.

i have a few neat talents when it comes to things like that actually, so yes it would drive you insane, where as i would be perfectly fine.

you just keep giving me new reasons not to let you make our body next time we get owned dont you?

edited 3rd Mar '15 7:00:37 AM by Wyld

Aww, alright.

Oh, screw it. I march into the Middle area and lob a flashbang at the nearest TU entity that isn't the Destroyer.

StuG IV: 26/40 (Tabbune)

Idol Singer: 16/25 (Fseftr)

3 more charges for team AU.

I take the beatin' from Wyld and fly back. This isn't going well! I then cast a regen spell on the Destroyer.

The Destroyer uses Massive Laser on the Main Battle Tank.

Half of the drones fire at Engie and half of them fire at Wyld's Castle.

Automated:

10/25

Metal Face:

3/145 (ichigo(dedicated))

• 2 to Laitome from Team TU, +One to Ichigo.

"I can't really go diverting my personal resources right now... Especially not when I can just poof something up, which I will do presently. "

I activate my suit, which draws the souls of the living mutant mobs towards it.

Charges:

Math's Army: 3/?

Factory:4/?

The Terror Demons grin, and move off to follow Ichigo's orders. The Draconians stay put, as expected.

   Shadow    grins, chuckling ominously.    "THIS HAMMER IS COMING ALONG NICELY... NOW, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD ADD SOMETHING INTERESTING...HOW ABOUT...BAH. OH, YES! GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"       Shadow    sends a pulse through the Damnation hammer, creating the chance to temporarily change the opponent into something weak and harmless.

Lai! You get Plus Ones! YEAH!

edited 3rd Mar '15 2:09:15 PM by SacredSpirit123

I bump in from seemingly nowhere and try to use PSI Starstorm Ω, multiple times.

@Darkness:Dude. This is a war. Do you have a side, or do you want me to recruit you? I can build you equipment and summon you an army.

@Spirit I dunno, just dropped in and used PSI Starstorm randomly. On which side are you and which side is currently winning? (No, I don't want to join the winning side, I wanna help the losers). Keep in mind, I know nothing about this Forum Game

NP

@herobrine "randomly bid on the thingy." Are you referring to the bid war? Because if you are, just dedicate two charges to me and note that neutral entities can't win the bid war.

@darkness I recommend reading all of piono's first and latest post on this forum game, that should get you up to speed. If it doesn't then read everyone's posts. If you still don't fully get it just ask. For the first two rounds of the civil war I was clueless so don't worry.

@sacred please specify the amount you wish to bid and remember the max bid is two +1's.

____________________________________

RP

"What do you mean they aren't bidding enough?"

"Well Laitome, I guess the stakes aren't high enough and admit it Wyld did make a good point. Even with the bid war this will take quite awhile. I'm not even sure you can get it out in time."

"Don't be ridiculous Victor, I have a plan."

"Really? well what is it I'm all ears."

_____________________________________

BID WAR UPDATE

I have come up with a way to up the ante of the bid war with a new rule:

"When my gear is finished I'll fight for the team that is currently winning the bid war. During this time if the other team gains the lead my allegiance will switch."

In other words the team with the current score lead in the bid war will receive my help in fighting the other team.

Edit: I also nerfed my gear some more see signature link for details.

edited 3rd Mar '15 3:15:51 PM by Laitome

@dark currently the winning team is AU, which are my forces. we are winning primarily due to our collection of high charge entities(things we summon onto the field) the other team has more active players though. And our side nearly wiped out one of their strongest monsters in the space of one round when it got to close to the fort on my side due to its garrisioned hidden troops. it may be a pretty big balancer when you, and presumabely the other two explicitly nuetral people join them. of course there is still one guy going after the godmodder and not participating, you could do that instead. The war is just one of the events, and wont be a part of it forever. after one side or the other wins, or it takes too long and somone else comes in and murders both sides, we'll happily murder the godmodder again, except for those that would want to support the godmodder.

edited 3rd Mar '15 3:00:48 PM by Wyld

76/100 18/100

Assuming that it still needs it, I run to the destroyer and start healing it up with my engineering.

3+1

Im busy with holiday preparations so I'm not able to spend much time on this.

@Laitome: Neturals can't win, or neutrals can't bid?

@herobrine: free to bid just you'll get listed as miscellaneous and if you do specify the number of +1's. There is a maximum of 2 +1's per turn. You just can't win the bid war unless you have your own team.

So in short neutrals can't win.

edited 3rd Mar '15 4:22:11 PM by Laitome

@Darkness:We're getting stepped on. Wyld's team has more strength, and they're constantly stunlocking the Destroyer, making us pretty much the victims of a Curb-Stomp Battle.

Q&A: @shiny: Nah, those stats'll work. Okay, it'll basically be dying, but with a fancy cutscene opening up Hoopa for being a character in other games. Also, Hoopa's second form is ready. Stats? @laitome: Okay, remove the 1000-mooks killed, thing, I'll never keep track of that properly. I'd recommend you go back and completely revise the stats, as with those artifacts, your total power boost per round should be roughly 20000 extra damage. It won't be perfect, but it'll be somewhere in that range. Your gear is waaay underpowered where you put it. Also, you don't need to post your ad campaign over and over, I think everyone that can contribute charges knows by now. @jindra: Very. @fseftr: thank you. @darkness: Welcome to DTG! Since you seem to want to join the losing side, I'd recommend joining Team Unity (labeled TU on the battlefield update). They're getting stepped on pretty hard, but not so much that you won't be able to hit people. @wyld: Okay, none of your vehicles but the artillery are capable of firing into areas outside of their own, and the mega cannon can only fire into areas right next to it, so range on that thing only goes to the valley.

@everyone: To make things easier on myself, end-of-round stuff is now going to take place at the end of the round, that way it will all be in one nice, neat place. That includes troop spawns and suchlike. Also, dying mechanic. In order to be revived, your allies need to come in and assist you. You can still make charges, but your free action is gone, as you are dead and can't act. If your charge doesn't require your character to be alive to unleash, you can unleash it even while dead.

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shiny moves into the valley and begins digging listlessly... like a golem whose owner forgot to tell it to stop. Laitome sends out a large number of blimps across the entire map... ad blimps added! They have no attack, but if someone is clever enough... Jindra decides to leave the witch and priestess to guard the hallway (no way that can go wrong!) and comes to the stairs. There's several large sections of cobwebs blocking the way up, but if you can tear through them you can get past the... spiders. Jindra dodges out of the way as two mutant spiders spray cobwebs at him, he can see 3 more around him. cc snipes the Destroyer, dealing 5000 damage to it.

Wyld tosses the chainaxe to Tabbune, and then charges straight at jon, smacking him up really badly, and he's forced to fall back to avoid having wyld touch his gear, whatever it would do, he's pretty sure it wouldn't be good. The fortress drops down an APC, which loads up with armors and moves into the valley. The Warden and the elites retreat back into the fortress. The Main Battle Tank near the fortress garrisons itself. The fortress takes aim at the Destroyer... and because the gunner miscalculates aim, fires despite the Destroyer being out of range. The ad blimp in the valley is vaporized. The unused squad of armors moves down to the valley as well. Herobrine finishes crafting the franklin badge, even with the forge, it'll only work a few times.

Engie's platform reform again, then rockets into the destroyer, dealing 10000 damage. Tabbune retro-active fixing moves to the middle (since he should have been there already) and summons the shockfire phoenix. The terror demons move out of Team Unity's fortress to move against wyld's forces. Fseftr equips herself with Excalibur. Using it, he cleaves math clean in half. Fury moves down into the valley on the way to the middle. Jondanger casts regen on the Destroyer, healing 7500 health, but the Destroyer is unable to attack, still too debuffed to move. The drones move into position. Half of them begin flying towards wyld's castle, the other half begin firing on engie, forcing him to start dodging this next round.

The sniper pulls up his sniper, pulls shiny into his sight, and then the drones fly in the way. He looks left and right, but the cloud of drones is just too thick to do anything. Zbse activates his suit. No mutant mobs are in the same room. Shadow adds to the hammer the ability of baleful polymorph. Suddenly, darkness comes. Along with a number of giant meteors that fall from the sky, wiping out 25 drones in the valley, two of the grunts there, deal 5% integrity to Samaritan, and smash into Delphinus, dealing 10000 damage. Pillow runs over to the Destroyer, and begins trying to repair it, restoring 15000 health to it.

Another armor squad is summoned at wyld's castle, the Main Battle Tank there regains 10000 health, the goombas in the middle finally get it into their heads to charge again, attacking imperious knight for 20000 damage before the entire lot is wiped out by tabbune's phoenix. The Destroyer loses 50000 health to its last round of insane debuffing, and finally recovers. It also finishes charging tail slam. Another standard group of ichigo's minions is summoned. Mr. Fish is beginning to calm down, if you don't get it agitated, it'll lose the power bonus.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 1/5 . vehicles: 1/3. massive cannon: 1/4.

Sniper [AU]: Hp: 6000/6000. Headshot: 3/3 [garrisoned]

Grunt armor x8 [AU]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 50000/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Hoopa [AU]: [phase 2: 2/2]

Lightning Cannon [AU]: Hp: 55000/75000. Charge: 3/3

ad blimp x2 [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Valley:

shiny [AU]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds

armoredfury [AU]: flashbangs

APC [AU]: Hp: 100000/100000: Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x20: Hp: 5000/5000

Main Battle Tank [AU]: Hp: 54250/60000. Captain Armor: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Captain Armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000: Grunt armor x2: Hp: 5000/5000

drones x25 [TU]: Hp: 2000/2000

Side 1:

math [TU]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A]. Crimson Tech [A] [sliced in half: 0/3]

fseftr [AU]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Entropic Razor [A]. Excalibur [A].

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Samaritan [AU]: System Integrity: 81% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

creepy dummy [PG]

wyld [AU]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 50%

Tabbune [AU]: Elemental Chainaxe [A]

engie [AU]

Shockfire phoenix [AU]: Hp: 20000/20000

Imperious Knight [AU]: Hp: 50000/100000

Laitome [N]

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 990000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 49. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

terror demons x3 [TU]: Hp: 5000/5000

Drones x63: [TU]: Hp: 2000/2000

The Destroyer [TU]: Hp: 89000/425000. Mega Laser: 5/5. Tail Slam: 4/4.

jondanger [TU]: Fire Scythe [A]. Resistance Robes [A]

ichigo [TU]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

pillow [TU]: Collector Armor [A]. Biomech drones [A].

Side 2:

goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Far Left:

Sacred’s Castle [TU]: Hp: 250000/250000. Riftgate Nexus: 50000/50000

Terror Demon [TU]: Hp: 5000/5000

Red Draconians x20 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Blue Draconians x20 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Green Draconians x20 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Black Draconians x20 [TU]: Hp: 1000/1000

Enraged Mr. Fish [TU]: Hp: 100000/100000 Hyperbeam: 3/3

Jared [TU]: Hp: 1/1

Sacred [TU]: damnation hammer [A]

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Forge Of War:

ad blimp [N]: Hp: 25000/25000

Forge: Hp: 30000/30000. Shield: 50000/50000

mech-servants x10 [N]: Hp: 5000/5000

herobrine [N]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 68%: franklin badge

chaoscreeper [N]

Godmodder’s Castle, stairs:

webbing x3: Hp: 50000/50000

mutant spiders x5 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

jindra [AG]

Godmodder’s Castle, hallway:

zbse [TU]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 16000/30000

Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found

edited 3rd Mar '15 6:38:20 PM by pionoplayer

@piono I'll keep track of the mook charger with the same spreadsheet as the bid war just say how many I kill per turn. If that isn't okay with you then I'll just reduce a few cooldowns. I brought the damage back up to what it used to be before my latest nerfs.

Also how powerful is that chainaxe?

_____________________________

BID WAR UPDATE:

TU: 3.6

AU: 1.93

scoresheet

Charges:

Laittlecrusier: 33/400

Gear: 29/50

____________________________________

I lean against the outside walls of the godmodders castle watching my ad blimp go up in flames with a sadistic smile. I call up O.I. and order repair crews to be sent to the destroyer if the thing still lives when they get there.

2 +1's to Chaoscreeper, and 1 +1 to anyone who comes up with a pun for me

edited 3rd Mar '15 6:21:00 PM by Laitome

I'll start now on Hoopa's transformation, in an RP, but also as Hoopa's action.

Hoopa returns to this world through one of its portals. An Aipom is following it, holding a strange container.

This is the Prison Bottle. My true power is contained in here. I, ah, just need you to open it for me.

Why can't you open it yourself? You seem to be quite proud of being a powerful Djinn.

Well, actually, the thing is, I can't open the bottle myself. Hoopa reaches to grab the bottle, but when its hand is a few inches away, it recoils and waves its hand as if it had just been burned by touching a frying pan that has been above a flame for a while. I'm making this up as I go, the actual story of the Prison Bottle haven't been revealed yet, but I figure there must a reason why a trainer has to open the bottle. I can't even touch the darned thing. Will you help me out? Hoopa seems genuinely irritated to be asking for the help of a human. (or... whatever I am. I haven't really established that.)

Fine. Seeing as your power will still be used to help us, I suppose I can do my part to augment it. I take the Prison Bottle from the Aipom, which scurries back into the portal. As I open it, a bright light obscures Hoopa. When it fades, Hoopa Confined is gone, and in its place is Hoopa Unbound.

Hoopa's new stats: 75,000 HP. Gains the new move Hyperspace Fury, which is identical to the Hyperspace Hole attack except stronger and imbued with darkness, and has a two-turn cool-down. Additionally, portal creation is much more efficient and can be used reliably to dodge attacks.

Oh, and just because you helped me unleash my true power, don't think you can get by without giving me my cut of the treasure.

A side note:In the Pokemon games, Hoopa can only maintain its unbound form for three days. Here, however, its reversion will be as part of its 'dismissal' cutscene when it is defeated rather than time sensitive.

edited 3rd Mar '15 6:05:34 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

@lai:We are rarely going to even have a couple thousand mooks to kill. I think we had about a thousand total enemies (and didn't kill them all) in the entire Godmodder at the Pantheon arc.
Alice (168/450) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
The One Sin(33/100+ pillow, fseftr)^note Twilight Guard, Twilight Counter

Why tear, when you can burn. I ignite the cobwebs with a rapidly spreading flame.
Priestess will apply her attack buff to the Delphinus.

3x+1's

edited 3rd Mar '15 7:31:48 PM by JindraAG