Destroy The Godmodder

Hmm... I'd never even get the slightest hope in hell to use it if I had to wait that long, even across 2 games, and if I did, it'd crush everything too fast for me to satisfy my Blood Knight tendencies. What would 1000 charge units get me? Parts of me are hoping for something around Control Core Tank level.

"Time to have some FUN!"

Jet engines roaring, I rocket back into Side 1, one wing fanning out slightly just for the sake of slicing at Math on the way past. Having done that, I fly directly upwards, using my elevation to scan the battlefield for a target.

The metal platform extends tendrils towards the ground, slowly pushing itself back upright.

After opening a comm link to Blue (read: Fseftr's character, only people who know the backstory will know why), I try my hand at casual conversation - "I missed talking to you. So, how have you been doing recently?"

• 1 to Fseftr
• 1 to Laitome (because why not have another meatshield- I mean ally?)

Retarded Dance Van: 31/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 22/????

CHARGES:

Saving VIP Room for later. Math's Army: 1/?

Factory: 2/?

   "EH? THAT TRAITOR IS GOING TO PAY FOR PLAYING TRICKS ON THE FALLEN KING... AND ATTACKING MY CHAMPIONS... BUT I CANNOT LEAVE MY CITADEL WITHOUT BEING PREPARED PROPERLY..."   

   Shadow    sends a pulse of Dark Energy into the Damnation Hammer, causing it to combust with a searing violet fire.

Withering Flame: the eldritch flame clings to an enemy on hit, seeping along the target's body until it finds a weak point, upon which it trickles in, potentially crippling the target. Multiple strikes cover the enemy in more Withering Flame. What does this hammer already do?

Lai can have all my + 1's.

I just realized that, besides its summoning noise(which was the Scourge victory theme,) my Black Citadel also shares the name of the Scourge's Tier III Town Hall from Warcraft III. I'm going to have some fun with that, and maybe charge some powers of its namesake later...

edited 28th Feb '15 10:13:35 AM by SacredSpirit123

"Fine, fine. Nothing in particular's been happening with me. How about you?"

@piono Could you explain the nature of the tvtropes video game or whatever its called? You know, the way for people who aren't actually there to join this war.

Sacred:When I created the hammer, it was an approximate replica of Mr. Game and Watch's Judge attack from Super Smash Bros. It chooses a number, and adds an effect to its attack accordingly. By the way, you might want to get rid of the chance for backfire, as I left that in for when it draws a 1...

Tome Level Up: 6/15 (Tabunne)

Armored Ambulance: 32/50 (Tabunne)

Hoopa takes a Hyperspace Hole to dodge the Destroyer's attack, counterattacking if possible.

I move to Side 1 and continue digging the trench.

2 to Lai from AU, 1 to anyone AU

edited 28th Feb '15 7:44:39 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

72/100 14/100

I start to run out to the area next to me. I command my drones to start attacking any enemies that try to approach me as I build a sentry buster.

Eh what the heck 3+1 to laitome from team unity.

A trident appears in my hands as I shout "WAR!"

Fireballs erupt from it at the rest of the mobs.

edited 28th Feb '15 9:02:02 AM by zbse

I receive several reports from my engineers that they receive a message tempting them to join the other side. They also note that several strange devices appered next to them, said to be a gift from whoever sent the message. Dammit, it seems tglhat the fortress is far more vulnerable than I thought.

Then again, the guys I hired are professionals. Until their contract is complete, they will follow my orders and do their best to achieve it. Turning over and abandoning their employer will only hurt their reputation.

After some considerations, I decide to exchange the flasbangs with a semi-automatic sniper rifle. This allows me to engage targets over an area away, but requires a one-turn setup.

Despite the intteruptions, work on the StuG is still going relatively smoothly. The engineers are currently making the road wheels and drive sprockets. Since the gun is a Fixed Forward-Facing Weapon, they modified the suspension to reduce the risk of being de-tracked and increase turning speed. 24/40 (Shiny)

Idol Singer: 15/25

3 more +1s for team AU.

I apologize everyone, I can't update tonight. Everyone gets a consolation second post.

I walk from the smoke left by the arcane shells, having dodged the rounds. "Jon, have the Destroyer deal with that pesky tank, will you?" I then use my Firebrand Wings to fly into the air and land right in front of Shiny. "Hello, Shiny." After that, I Neck Lift Shiny and toss him into the air, then punt him at Blue/Fseftr as hard as I can. "Heh, with a kick like that, I should consider joining a football team."

Cannon: 28/30

Saren: 248/300

Two for Lai, one for Jon.

10/???[AF] 10/???[AF]

Seeing my allies in peril, I am suddenly very glad i activated the suit's ACC module to its full power.

action 1: i retrieve the chain axe from the warden, and blast across the battle field to side 1(or wheverer ichigo is)

action 2: I slam into ichigo as he necklifts shiny, knocking him away from my comrade. you think im just going to let you do that? no no no, You don't seem to understand the situation here.

action3: i run, jump forward, and perform a coop de grace on the now knocked over ichigo using the chainaxe. As i stand up from the finisher move you see, you and your allies are playing far to agressively, i mean the destroyer went right to our front door! when the cannon had just finished charging no less!

three plus ones to AU. i concede defeat on the bidding war on liatome.

edited 28th Feb '15 5:11:20 PM by Wyld

Tome Level Up: 8/15 (Wyld)

Armored Ambulance: 34/50 (Wyld)

Thanks for the save, Wyld.

I move somewhere decidedly away from the Unity forces and continue digging.

Hoopa takes a portal to the now hopefully at the very least incapacitated Ichigo and steals as many artifacts as it can, starting with Skarra's Sword and Shield. These are sent to Wyld's castle for the time being.

3 +1s to AU.

edited 28th Feb '15 3:40:21 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

(RP Post)

As I block the chainaxe with my sword and keep Hoopa from looting my artifacts by brandishing said sword at him, I take a moment to deliver a Shut Up, Hannibal! to Wyld.

"I'm not sure if you've noticed, but this is a war, Wyld. You're supposed to fight aggressively, otherwise you're just begging your enemy to run roughshod all over you. Besides, you can't dictate how my side fights, you damn control freak. Also, nice job walking into my trap, fool. Jon, I've drawn Wyld out, now take take him down."

edited 1st Mar '15 9:20:16 AM by IchigoMontoya

"Oh, nothing major. Got bored since there wasn't anything to fight, heard the Godmodder was attacking this place, decided to head on over."

Landing back on the metal platform in the middle of the battlefield, I march to the front, standing there akin to a commander on the deck of a ship.

"Actually, an interesting development, now that I remember... After the war, back on Minecraftia, I checked through a few cryptic files. Ones that I hadn't put there. Found out from looking at those files that, if needed, I could replicate myself in different forms. Biological forms."

I decide to give a dramatic pause for no reason.

"Human included."

Meanwhile, the platform I'm standing on falls over again, landing on more of the drones. Why? Because I didn't put guns on it, so that's literally all it can do.

• 1 to Fseftr
• 1 to Laitome (still bidding)

Retarded Dance Van: 32/74

Machinae Mundi: 23/????

edited 28th Feb '15 3:37:24 PM by engie

CHARGES:

Math's Army: 2/?

Factory: 3/?

   "I REQUIRE A MORE...RELIABLE WEAPON, IF I AM TO STRIKE DOWN MY ENEMIES...WAIT, I SUPPOSE I SHOULD JUST IRON OUT THE FLAWS IN THIS ONE... FIRST, TO DELETE THE CHANCE FOR A MISFIRE. OTHERWISE, THAT WOULD BE...MOST EMBARRASSING...KYARGH!"   

   Shadow    sends a surge through the Damnation Hammer, erasing the potential to backfire on "1." Now, "1" is, in fact, a combination of the other powers.

Alice (166/450) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
The One Sin(25/100+)^note Twilight Guard, Twilight Counter

I chuckle a litte. Aggression without discipline will waste a lot of effort. And besides you left yourself completely open in the process. If had the mind to bring this to a close, it would be a minor effort at this point. Count your blessings and avoid this mistake in the future, lest next time I change my mind. I'll drop the pike and call up an acidic cloud around the mutant zombies.

3x+1's

78/?, 8/? (Both )

Ahh, you have reinforcements?

I charge up a fireball to attack Jon (or whoever Ichigo's reinforcements is) as he comes in.

2+1s to team AU, 1 to Laitome in the name of AU

edited 28th Feb '15 4:03:39 PM by Tabbune

Excalibur [A] : 250/250 Tabbune, engie

"Oh? Interesting..." I pause as a sword begins appearing in my hand. I smile, and flashstep next to Ichigo? Jon? Whoever's there, I guess. I swing Excalibur at them the moment I get there.

???: 295/??? Tabbune,

1x +1 to Latiome from AU

2x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 28th Feb '15 4:42:58 PM by fseftr

Wow, this is a weird kind of chaos we've got going on here. Players bouncing between teams, fortresses, armies, and who know what other stuff coming later.

"Hey guys. Maybe it would be a bit simpler to talk about this, to discuss the problems o ... WHOA!"

I attempt to dodge out of the way from the deluge of attacks aimed at me, and respond by activating the laser spam on crimson tech, aimed at fseftr.

23/50 Fury Virus

16/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot.

edited 28th Feb '15 4:29:45 PM by Mathleticism

=9 / 50= Construct

=7 / 75= Tablessence

I attempt to sneak into the FORGE OF WAR and create an MYTHRIL TABLE CANNON. If this fails, I slash towards THE DESTROYER with a Night's Edge instead.

x3 +1's to Lait

Ignore this post.

edited 28th Feb '15 10:31:22 PM by IchigoMontoya

IF: Chaos comes into the FOG, 4 robots accost him and make him sign a very long liability waver before he starts crafting.

IF NOT: I keep building my buff.

FOG: Crafting a weapon - Turn three.

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 10/50

   Ţ̶̷̴̨h̷̶̕҉͜e̸̵̡͠ ̵̡G̷̀͡o̢͞͡d́m̸̛͡o̸̵͞d̶̛͘d̸̛͢ę̵҉͏͢ŗ͘͞'̷̀s̢҉͟ ̷̢S̴̶̷̸͠e͏̡̨͟͡c̵̡̀͏͡o̶̡̡͘n̷̡҉d̴҉̀ ́̕͞C̸̵̡҉ò́ḿ̨̢͘͜ì̵̕n͡҉g̛̀͘͘͢?̡̀̕͢?̴̶̸̧?̧̡   : 57/500

Here's a handy tip. Although the 500 poster seems devious, it really isn't. Advancing this one might be suggested.

3+'s to whoever is in in the Center.

@ichigoA good chunk of it is probably do to the fact that the Magitech Fortress had more charges in it than EVERYTHING currently fielded by TU. Fseftr's quick betrayal only helped cement that advantage. And Piono has actually given some extra advantages to TU simply to prevent a steamrolling

@ichigo hey, i worked for that fort. its a 425 charge mook maker. it is supposed to be overpowering. the 'reinforcements' are the whole point of the fort. and the warden, lieutenits, and elites were all apart of that charge, along with a slew of artifacts that have yet be used within it, and the vehicles it produces. those flux demons piono is throwing at us for story purposes aren't exactly teddy bears you know. Also one of my player allies dropped of the face of the earth after one post, and you are probably about to get two more players once liatome joins you since you are putting much more effort into him than my team is. not only that but I'm pretty sure after the alpha strike on Destroyer, piono is probably going to throw some more weight behind your team. trust me he wants this fight to go on for a while. oh, and you also have a weapons facility herobrine plopped down next to your base. If you guys weren't already loaded with artifacts, i'd be suprised that you weren't using it, at the least you could have people throwing artifacts to your minions, or even better have your minions flood the thing and make a massive amount of artifacts for the other minions. i want a high intensity brawl, not a curb stomp. I'm sure that a bunch of contrived coincidences are going to help you out. and doesn't GUAG owe you a favor?

edited 28th Feb '15 5:30:59 PM by Wyld

Ignore this post.

edited 28th Feb '15 10:31:38 PM by IchigoMontoya

@herobrine: Is this forge legit? If someone goes down there, and signs the agreement without looking, will you try to steal their stuff, draft them to your side, kill them, or something? Just seems like something you would do. I mean, you ARE Herobrine covered in what is basically the hellish spawn of Satan and Cthulhu.