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pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#5101: Feb 26th 2015 at 4:01:36 PM

Q&A: @wyld: You're right I suppose, I'll add the charge time. Also, I've fixed up stats a bit, because of variance in numbers of units produced, the Elephants are going to have more health than the Main Battle Tanks. I've drawn up stats for the ground vehicles, but not the air ones yet, so please don't summon any air vehicles this first time around. Also, for modifying the layout of the entire battlefield, little charge counters will be added that can be added to or detracted from. Depending on how big the change is, the amount required to finish the action will be 10 or more. Different things might be more or less successful. @jondanger: I actually like that. Removing barriers mechanic though, shielding and defensive actions will work fine enough on their own. @laitome: I have no problem with O.I., as its mostly just a roleplay thing. The first looks interesting, it'll need some pretty long charge time, but it'll be cool if you get it out. The second set... meh, 25, 30? @blackie: I looked at your profile, Liklik looks like he will work just fine. @herobrine: RP posts don't strain me, I don't have to reply to them very often. @sacred: just post or charge the upgrades to a weapon. @shiny: Wow, that is pretty funny. @tabbune: Yup. @fseftr: And now I have this image of Blue just running down the side of a hill with her hands in the air yelling "Suuuuccckkeeeeers!!!!" @engie: hardy-har-har. I hope you realize that in-universe its the Author running the update terminal. @cc: dude, one post per round.

@everybody: Okay, since sacred really needs a bigger boost than I anticipated, I'm gonna level the playing field. Sacred gets one of his 65 post charges back, the artifacts he dished out are going to be completely free (this round of them only though, but it does include fseftr's) and effectively at full strength. This plus the other balancing feature I'm going to demonstrate this round is probably going to balance out the battlefield for a little while at least. At the very least long enough for Team Unity to get a grasp on what's going on.

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Jindra and his entities prepare to assault the godmodder's castle. Delphinus opens fire with the Moonstone cannon, blowing down the front gate of the godmodder's castle. Jindra, the Priestess and Witch step inside... Uh oh. There is a large host of the godmodder's more standard, but rarely seen foot troops, for when he needs some muscle, but there are no terrors or other things nearby. The mutant mobs. Shiny charges down to the center of the battlefield, and hits the table fort with the healing tome for 5000 damage. Hoopa hits it through a hyperspace hole, dealing 15000 damage. Hoopa comes out, and whirls around. There is a sort of... visual warping happening.

Wyld upgrades the chainaxe with luck. Jondanger retrieves his personal artifacts, the fire scythe and the resistance robes. The destroyer creates 50 more drones, and the Destroyer and all its drones move to the middle of the battlefield. Herobrine launches himself up and over the castle of Team Unity, flying off into the distance. Math retrieves his artifacts, the Flight Boots, Fan of Knives and Crimson Tech, then rushes down to the middle of the battle field, and torches the table fort for 7500 damage. Laitome successfully predicts the right time to finish off the fort, lobbing a grenade in, blowing the entire thing to pieces. Table fort destroyed. Fseftr casually walks down to the middle of the battlefield after claiming her equipment, then announces the side change.

The captain and his squad move down to the middle, and another set of armors is produced. cc attempts to restore his fort, but then realizes that laitome completely 'sploded it. Zbse collects his artifact: the soul-sealer's suit and then heads to the middle of the battlefield. Tabbune begins raining ice shards from the sky, beginning the process of making the valley area. This action is accessible from the middle, far right, and both sides. Basically everywhere but the far left. Engie leaves his platform. Ichigo equips himself with his artifacts, the skarra armor, sword and shield, and firebrand wings. Pillow is given his equipment, the Collector Armor and the biomech drones. Two item sets remain unclaimed.

Various different special abilities finish charging (detonate them manually if you want them aimed). In the Far Right, everyone whirls around as a raging Flux demon finished coalescing in the middle of the group! Nothing happens in sides 1 or 2, or the far left, as there is no fighting to be done there. The middle is fast becoming a heated warzone though. Delphinus continues to hover in the air far above the rest of the fighting, the Destroyer's Drones swarm about Samaritan, and because of their sheer numbers are able to reduce its integrity by about 5%. The goombas stampede into the squad of armors that has just arrived, and begin angrily rampaging at them before being scared off. 5000 goombas are destroyed, but so is one of the grunt armors, and all four of the others take 1000 damage. Samaritan uses Send Agents on the goombas, killing 30K of them.

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Battlefield

Far Right:

Wyld’s Fortress [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 3/5 . vehicles: 3/3. massive cannon: 3/4.

Sniper [AU]: Hp: 6000/6000. Headshot: 3/3 [garrisoned]

Grunt armor x12 [AU]: Hp: 5000/5000 [garrisoned]

Captain armor [AU]: Hp: 25000/25000. Grunt armor x4: Hp: 5000/5000

Hoopa [AU]: Hp: 55000/55000

Imperious Knight [AU]: Hp: 92500/100000

Lightning Cannon [AU]: Hp: 75000/75000. Charge: 2/3

wyld [AU]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 0%. Elemental Chainaxe [A]

bluefire, tabbune, armoredfury [AU]

Flux Demon [H]: Hp: 25000/25000

Valley creation: 1/10

Side 1:

goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Middle:

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

Ruined Castle [PG]

creepy dummy [PG]

shiny [AU]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds

fseftr [AU]: Ebon Guard armor [A]. Entropic Razor [A]

Samaritan [AU]: System Integrity: 87% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||!

Captain armor [AU]: Hp: 24000/25000. Grunt armor x3: Hp: 4000/5000

Laitome, chaoscreeper, engie [N]

goombas x25000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 39. Moonstone cannon: 1/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

The Destroyer [TU]: Hp: 425000/425000. Mega Laser: 3/5. Tail Slam: 3/4. [underground]

Drones x100: [TU]: Hp: 2000/2000

zbse [TU]: Soul-Stealer’s Suit [A]

math [TU]: Mega Pokedex [A]. Flight Boots [A]. Fan of Knives [A]. Crimson Tech [A]

Side 2:

goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Far Left:

Sacred’s Castle [TU]: Hp: 250000/250000

Enraged Mr. Fish [TU]: Hp: 100000/100000 Hyperbeam: 1/3

Jared [TU]: Hp: 1/1

Sacred [TU]: judgement hammer [A]

pillow [TU]: Collector Armor [A]. Biomech drones [A].

ichigo [TU]: Skarra’s armor [A]. Skarra’s sword and shield [A]. Firebrand Wings [A]

jondanger [TU]: Fire Scythe [A]. Resistance Robes [A]

Godmodder’s Castle:

Mutant Zombies x20 [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Mutant Skeletons x20 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Mutant Creepers x15 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

jindra [AG]

Elsewhere:

herobrine [N]: Evility Encasement: Durability: 73%

Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found

edited 26th Feb '15 5:53:04 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5102: Feb 26th 2015 at 4:59:41 PM

Null: I'm dubbing the corrupted Judgement Hammer the Damnation Hammer. That way it not only sounds suitably evil, but it also still carries a 'law' theme. And Unity really doesn't have an identity. Very early on, Unity split itself into the spectrum of Aspects you see now. They'll recombine in a crisis, but all their individual minds are swimming around in there, and they've unanimously decided staying unmelded is more comfortable. As you can see, they've grown to have very different personalities, and individual identities of their own. Besides, if there had been the concept of time in their world before Arkus invented it, Unity was only fused for a minute after it created itself before it decided to break itself up. It was so brief a time that the Aspects would've all forgotten it by now if they weren't reminded of it in their dreams, and some of them have accidentally fused when they collided or stood too close to each other.

edited 26th Feb '15 5:07:45 PM by SacredSpirit123

pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#5103: Feb 26th 2015 at 5:27:05 PM

70/100 12/100

ok so after looking at the pm conversation i had with sacred back in december i think i remember my role sort of.

I move out with my drones, Ll the while filling them up with special fuel made from a liquid nitrogen like substance to give their explosions an elemental punch. i ask sacred over a comunicator to please remind me what my purpose is in this army. thats a hint that i want some P Med orders

3+1

Sorry that I missed the last update. I got out of school at 8 pm. so i had no time to update

edited 26th Feb '15 11:00:50 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?
JindraAG Wanderer from Where the path leads Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Wanderer
#5104: Feb 26th 2015 at 5:57:03 PM

Alice (164/450) note 
The One Sin(21/100+ pillow, fseftr, CC, wyld)note 

Shiny if you think thats odd, I have what amounts to a small, mobile, flying fortress. And chose, for both IC and OOC reasons, to put myself in a position where I can't make full use of it.

Of course it wouldn't be that simple I'll attack the Mutant Zombies, the Witch will go for the Creepers, and the Priestess will go for the skeletons. The Delphinus will begin defensive fire against anything attacking it.

3x+1's

edited 26th Feb '15 5:58:45 PM by JindraAG

Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#5105: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:12:48 PM

5/???[pillow][jindra] 5/???[pillow][jindra]

bluefire isn't doing anything!... oh well, new players tend not to stick around long. and to clarify, when i say Blue in RP, i'm talking to fsetr.

I stare in shock at the flux demon for a moment before jumpning over to it, slapping some highly explosive materials on its chest, cutting it open with the chain axe, and kicking it away from me and my allies before it explodes.

That thing has a familiar signiture... but they cant have already.... no...

they are ALREADY after us? these people work fast!

look, they cant fully break through yet, we deal with this and try to figure out how they are shattering the barrier. in the mean time... I wip out the PDA and order the main battle tanks, and send the closest captain and his squad to man one of them, and bring it out onto the field, leaving the other one primed for ONE OF MY PLAYER ALLIES to take it and a squad of grunts to help man it. The sniper pulls down the future sight goggles and takes very careful aim across the entire battle field, searching for whatever is the biggest threat for the moment. "Wow, looks like a big fella..." as she cycles through the future, she grins and pulls the trigger.

sure you can see the blueprints armor, in fact you can use that tank still in the hanger. oh, and did you really just walk past all the magiteck weapons lining the walls to grab flash bangs?

and getting a hold of the PDA's conference function... Blue! pull back that zone is too hot! We don't have the manpower to hold the area just yet, and those goombas aren't going to let my infantry get close enough to assist you! figure out a way to move that samaritan, and shiny, you may want to pull back too but i think they will be a bit more focused on Blue for now. as i am saying this, the captain pulls back his squad to the fort and ambushes the Flux demon after it explodes.

three plus ones

edited 26th Feb '15 7:32:10 PM by Wyld

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ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5106: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:19:06 PM

Tome level up 4/15 (wyld)

Armored Ambulance 30/50 (wyld)

Hoopa, do you think you could take a portal into the Unity castle and steal a set of their equipment? If not, try to take that Fan of Knives from Math. Seems like something even I could use.

Finally I get to do something fun. I'll be back before they know whatever I take is gone. Hoopa takes a portal to one of the target choices, grabs something, and escapes back to Wyld's castle through another portal.

I meet up with Tabbune and help dig the trench.

3 +1s

edited 26th Feb '15 6:26:49 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud
fseftr Since: Dec, 2013
#5107: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:28:18 PM

Hmm... Let me think for a second. Hey, fourth wall person! Help me out here, please.

@piono While Samaritan isn't mobile per se, it's not even really a location based entity... It's a super AI that is situated off site. Hence why it has an integrity bar. I'm not really sure how this works out location wise, but it's hardly immobile.

If that works, I teleport Samaritan (or the concept of) and myself to Side 1, and tell it to attack the goombas there.

???: 289/??? Engie, Jindra [up]

???: 245/??? [up]

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 26th Feb '15 6:29:14 PM by fseftr

Chaoscreeper Past / Future Thing? from Somewhere, in the code of Minecraft... Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Past / Future Thing?
#5108: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:28:59 PM

cc: (c)ongra(t)ula(t)ions, des(t)royers of (t)he for(t).

cc: and (t)he winner is neu(t)ral.

cc: well (t)hen. on(c)e you join a side, i'll follow.

cc: or some(t)hing.

/rp

edited 27th Feb '15 10:56:36 AM by Chaoscreeper

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SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5109: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:31:10 PM

Using that 65-poster for my Riftgate Nexus, and the first batch of units. My Allies need MINIONS! Pillow, the Factory is next on my list.

Factory:1/?

VIP Room:1/?

The Riftgate Nexus inside the Black Citadel begins to emit crackling purple electricity, and gears and assorted other moving parts spring to life. Commander Protoh sees this, and calls    Shadow    over.    Shadow    follows, still mounted atop his throne, riding on the Lord of Skull Spiders.    Shadow    grins as he surveys the intricate workings of his troop-summoning station.    "AH, EXCELLENT! NOW, I SUPPOSE THE INFERNAL COMMANDER COULD DO WITH SOME SOLDIERS TO ACTUALLY COMMAND. PROTOH! MAKE IT HAPPEN!"    Commander Protoh hits the switch, and an army of Draconians equipped similarly to Ichigo and Terror Demons stride out into the Citadel Grounds. There they will await Ichigo's commands. Piono, we should talk stats.

Plus one Ichigo, Zed, Jon

edited 26th Feb '15 6:33:15 PM by SacredSpirit123

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#5110: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:42:55 PM

@Piono: The Imperious Knight is with the grunt armor squad.


Replying to Ichigo, I say "Yeah, it's been a while. You have a good point there, but I'd rather stay here. I don't want to be branded as a traitor, sorry."

I then say to Wyld "Yep. Unlike the magitek weapons, I know what flashbangs are and how they work. Besodes I want to take a more supporting role in this fight."

"... Come to think of it, maybe I should ask you what the weapons do first."

Finally, I notify the engineers that they can have the tank in the garage and is free to modify it as they wish.

What are the specs for the tank?


The engineers plan to finish the StuG first before tinkering with the tank. They are currently welding the superstructure into the hull and mounting the gun into its position. Now that the hull is complete, they start working on the suspension. 22/40 (shiny, fseftr)

If we hook the sound system into our harmonic amplifier, we can increase the effectiveness of our troops in the area. To ensure the idol's safety, she'll perform inside Wyld's fortress. 14/25


Three +1s, exclusive for AU players.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#5111: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:45:10 PM

I'VE GOT AN IDEA

Flying north of the castle and North West of Center, I plop down among a flat plain, with an idea.

Activating 5000th post power: FORGE OF WAR

With my suit leaking into the ground, I begin to construct a structure the size of a small medieval fort. Black iron siding springs from the ground as mechanical armaments, pieces, furnaces, supercomputers, and 10 mech-servants pop up. Sacrificing 5% durability from my armor, the tower gains a small forcefield, as each of the mech servants is equipped with a scattershot gun from Team Fortress Two and a can of Bonk! juice.

FORGE OF WAR

- Max: 30000 HP. If the Forge is destroyed, it immediately collapses in on itself. Its not that big, buuut...

- Abilities: The Forge of War allows crafting of tools of war. Think of it like a capturable resource point. The impact of your weapon forged in war is limited by the power it has and the turns you spend. You must be physically inside the forge of war in order to build it. Whether or not it costs a charge slot is up to Piono.

Keep whatever you're building, semi-simple. If it takes more than 200 words to describe, it's not simple. Utility, over Power.

If you're inside the Forge, post FOG on top of your charges so it can count.

Completion of your weapon will be noted when you leave the fort. You could make some one to two turn weapons, run outside, punt them to allies, then come back in.

Expect combat. This is a resource point, after all.

Destruction of the fort is ill-advised. Attacking inside the fort will be met with great prejudice.

Sabotage is also ill-advised.


FOG: Crafting a weapon - Turn One.

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 8/50

   Ţ̶̷̴̨h̷̶̕҉͜e̸̵̡͠ ̵̡G̷̀͡o̢͞͡d́m̸̛͡o̸̵͞d̶̛͘d̸̛͢ę̵҉͏͢ŗ͘͞'̷̀s̢҉͟ ̷̢S̴̶̷̸͠e͏̡̨͟͡c̵̡̀͏͡o̶̡̡͘n̷̡҉d̴҉̀ ́̕͞C̸̵̡҉ò́ḿ̨̢͘͜ì̵̕n͡҉g̛̀͘͘͢?̡̀̕͢?̴̶̸̧?̧̡   : 55/500

3+'s to whoever is in in the Center.

edited 26th Feb '15 6:50:44 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5112: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:48:01 PM

I run towards the middile.

The Destroyer bursts up from the ground, completely wrecking the captain armor.

The Drones all fire upon the AU forces.

Earthquake:

38/40 (sacred(dedicated))

Automated Turret:

5/25(sacred(dedicated))

3x+1s to the TU players.

edited 26th Feb '15 6:51:09 PM by Jondanger23

zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#5113: Feb 26th 2015 at 6:55:26 PM

I casually walk into the castle and activate my suit's ability.

Inside My body

"Yo Pestilence, Time to show your stuff!"

Outside of my body

Twin revolvers appear in my hand and I begin to fire bullets of pure disease at the terror mobs, with the intent of taking their souls.

Something something Arena.
Laitome The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe from a place with internet Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
#5114: Feb 26th 2015 at 9:33:15 PM

Ok @cc yeah I'm a neutral but I do need your extra charges for what I'm gonna summon which is one big thing and one small thing. I think I'll start a neat little game between the sides.

@piono I came up with a way to get my battleship out soon I hope you like it.

On to my actions

_____________________________

I call O.I. and order a laser rifle, grenade launcher, and a cellphone with my number on it for immediate delivery. I text Wyld and Sacred very special messages. I grab the gear and go out to find cc. I proceed to give him the cell phone and say, "Since I destroyed your fort I guess you listen to me now. Just stick around the battle field, kill what you want, give me your charges, and don't get yourself killed. I haven't chosen which side to join but I have an idea and just leave it to me, and really dude, more than one post per round? So who did you throw that powder on?" I finish as I load my grenade launcher.

The text I sent out:

"Considering I am the recent victor on the siege of the table fort I am willing to make you an offer. CC and I are currently unaffiliated and going about the battlefield as we please, the following will determine our loyalty. I have sent an identical text message out to your enemy in the other castle so please note everything you read here will be read by the enemy and with that I shall begin my offer.

I am in the middle of getting charges for building my mighty Laittlecrusier and some personal fighting equipment for myself. Your team has the chance to give me your charges to speed up the process. The team that gives me the most charges per-capita when the Laittlecrusier is finished will receive the loyalty of Chaoscreeper and myself. Think of it as a bidding war just that when you bid you're already spending. The bidding war starts right after pionoplayer's next update.

This message is sponsored by Omnversal Incorporated, for all your universal needs!"

___________________________________

So yeah that's how I'm deciding my loyalty. After the next update I'll start keeping track of which side gives me how many charges.

Now here is what you are bidding for:

STATS OF BIDDING STUFF:

Laittlecrusier 5/(LOTS!)(wyld,herobrine,shiny,me)

The Laittlecrusier (will eventually be operational): a behemoth-class battlecrusier with a few modifications (NOTE: all stats may increase depending on how much you guys bid or decrease for balance[or if you didn't bid enough].)

Health: 2,000,000

Attack: 40,000

Defense: 15,000

Special: Energy-Instead of turns the Laittlecrusier's specials are limited by energy (a la starcraft)

Regen: 120

Max: 500

Special: Yamato Cannon a long-range, nearly unavoidable single target blast

Attack: 80,000

Cost: 130

Special: Missile Swarm-fires 30 missiles each for some damage, can be used on single targets for massive damage or spread out over 30 targets.

Attack: 3,000 per missile, 90,000 total

Cost: 200

Special: Defensive Matrix-adds the Laittlecrusier's max health to it's current hp temporarily

Duration: 2 turns

WHILE ACTIVE: cannot regain energy

Cost: 250

Laittlecrusier Production Capabilities: Unlike specials these are determined by turns passing. There are two units for production, heavy lobster and wraiths(starcraft), as well was a nuke

Supply (how much we can fit on the ship): 300

Every turn the Laittlecrusier will produce up to 9 supply of units, lobsters are 3 supply each while wraiths are 1 supply each.

The production will be what I demand it to be. If I don't say anything 2 lobsters and 3 wraiths will be produced. By deploying these units supply will decrease.

Heavy Lobsters: More tank than actual combat unit

Health: 15,000 per lobster

Attack: 500

Supply: 3

Wraith: cloaking air-superiority fighters with weak ground fighting capabilities

Health: 5000

Attack (air):5,000

Attack (ground): 100

Supply: 1

Nuke: Does not use supply and the ship does not start with one

Attack: a huge AOE that deals 200,000 to everything in the radius

Production: once every 10 turns (may be bigger for balance reasons)

Personal gear 5/50 (wyld,shiny,herobrine,me)

Galaxia: an up-scaled version of Meta Knight's sword capable of several special moves and has one particular capability

Special capability: Every 1,000 mooks I kill (not including specials) I get a turn of cool-down removed from all of the specials related to my gear.

Special: sword beam- deals 20,000 to a target (cuts through mooks). Cool-down of 1 turn.

Special: Mach Tornado- Deals 30,000 damage in a medium area. Cool-down of 4 turns.

Special: Galaxia Darkness- Meta Knight's final smash, Using the dimension cape (see below) I cover the surrounding area in darkness and kill any mooks in a large area before doing one last slash on my main target that deals 500 (subject to change) times the total of the (now dead) surrounding mooks hp in damage. Cool-down of 6 turns.

Dimension cape: Another piece of Meta Knight's gear remade and re-sized for me. Allows short-range combat teleports and FTL flight

Falcon armor: Highly advanced armor that grants me the ability to use two of Captain Falcons strongest attacks, the Falcon Punch and Knee of Justice.

Falcon Punch: I charge up and deal 80,000 damage to a single target. Cool-down of 8 turns.

Knee of Justice: I charge forward and deliver a shocking knee strike dealing 40,000 damage. Cool-down of 5 turns.

When gear charges are finished I'll replace it with something else.

___________________________________________

So that is what the sides are bidding for. If any of that stuff needs to be nerfed let me know.

On to bidding rules:

To account for the size discrepancy between the two groups the bidding victor is the amount of charges per person. Meaning that if all of the TU team bids as many charges as possible while only most of team AU bid all charges possible I'll go to team TU (assuming team AU has more people). This is done to ensure competition.

When adding charges to the bid dedicate it to me and add "in the name of TU/AU" depending on which side you are on. It will be easier for me to track this way.

And remember bids start after the next update and ends when the Laittlecrusier is complete.

2 +1's for Chaoscreeper and a free +1 for anyone who wants it

edited 27th Feb '15 7:05:21 AM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Mathleticism The storm has arrived. from anywhere crazy hijinks are happening. Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
The storm has arrived.
#5115: Feb 26th 2015 at 9:55:26 PM

Fly to the air, dodging away from Hoopa's attack. Spray a cascade of knifes onto Sumaritian in mid air.

Fury Virus 22/50 (Jon, Herobrine, Laotime)

Super Caesar Salad Bot (15/150) (Jon, Herobrine)

  • 3 to team TU!

edited 26th Feb '15 9:56:25 PM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#5116: Feb 26th 2015 at 10:03:46 PM

74/?, 4/? ([up] and AF)

Seeing the Flux Demon, I turn my attention to it.I'll deal with that thing first. Fire the cannons! As the Lightning Cannon fires, I cast a Fireball at the Flux Demon.

Then, I ask Shiny as I point at The Delphinus. Can that thing's portal transport me right inside that ship over there?

And I contact Wyld. I think I am going to need some of your army for this operation. Around 5-10 people with experience in ship-hijacking and operating those fancy mechanical airships would be nice.

Tabbune, also known as that one guy who keeps trying to steal ships. Also, someone who shouldn't be seeing anything underground, stupid me.

3+1s!

edited 27th Feb '15 4:39:49 AM by Tabbune

pillowmantis Happy Box Hater Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
Happy Box Hater
#5117: Feb 26th 2015 at 11:19:43 PM

This whole business seems really shady to me personally. I'm not so good at decisions and had no true loyalties beforehand so I just went with sacred since his request for me came before wyld. And I don't regret it. After all this buildup the resolution must not be a curbstomp due to uneven sides. And while they aren't even, the playing field has been slightly balanced.

I suddenly am struck by a thought and yell into my communicator "what the heck is this fight over again? I don't get it. I mean what do we get from winning. And why the hell didn't we have a [[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]] system in place to prevent things like Blue's little stunt to occur. I'm not saying I could do a better job, far from it, but I am troubled by this whole event. And no this isn't a resignation, it's a request for the [[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]] facts. I can't even remember why this is happening."

Why is a yam attacking me?
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#5118: Feb 26th 2015 at 11:37:16 PM

Astonished at how quick AF was to turn down my offer, confused as to how Fseftr suddenly underwent an offscreen sex change, and slightly annoyed at how the neutral faction ended up gaining Chaoscreeper's loyalty, I quickly regain my bearings and continue talking with AF on the phone.

"Are you sure you wanna turn your nose up at my offer so quickly, AF? This tech is one of a kind and something that your engineers would love to get their hands on, these blueprints I've got have designs for tanks armed with Dalek technology, and my boss' custom-made equipment is nothing to spit at. Fseftr practically jumped at the chanee to throw us under the bus and join Team AU after Wyld supposedly offered Fseftr a buttload of cash/weaponry/good armor/etc, so he/she isn't too afraid of being branded a traitor. Though since you're not Fseftr, I imagine it'll take more than fancy tech, blueprints, and a custom-set of equipment to get you to join us, so I'll repeat my other point: You joined Team AU because they were short on manpower at the time. Well, since Fseftr's betrayal and apparent recruitment of Engie, Team Unity has been left outnumbered and in a rather deep hole to be utterly buried in by Team AU."

I then turn to the Draconian and Terror Demon armies. "Alright, Draconians and Terror Demons, I need both of you to form a defensive perimeter around the castle. Make sure that no enemies get through." After giving my orders to the troops, I use my Firebrand Wings to fly to the middle and join up with Jon.

Cannon: 25/30 (Both Sacred)

Saren: 245/300 (Jon, Mathleticism)

Two for Jon, one for Sacred.

edited 26th Feb '15 11:40:29 PM by IchigoMontoya

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#5119: Feb 27th 2015 at 12:06:31 AM

"Well, if you say so. Good to see you again, by the way."

Both jet engines igniting, I fly over to side 1 and open a com link to Wyld.

"Hi, apparently Blue joined you guys. She told me this war would be fun, so mind if I shoot people who aren't you?

Meanwhile, in the background, the metal platform falls over, landing on the drones. Obviously, due to being large and made of metal, it's very heavy. This does damage.

  • 1 to Fseftr

Retarded Dance Van: 29/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 21/???? (hint - this will take between 1000 and 9999 charge units depending on how long I'd have to charge to turn everything on tvtropes into machines roughly as powerful compared to their normal counterparts as one of my drones is compared to normal people)

edited 27th Feb '15 12:07:06 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#5120: Feb 27th 2015 at 1:06:49 AM

(arpee)

"Ah, well, I didn't expect the AU to outnumber your team, especially this fast. Your is very... Tempting. My guys would love getting their hands on new tech, but..."

I glance at the engineers working on the StuG. Some paused their work and are staring intently at me.

"...No, I won't take your offer. Sorry."

The engineers continue working, obviously displeased. One of them even shot me a nasty glare.

"This isn't just about that, though. Wyld's ideology appeals more to me. Sure, law and order are important, but I value my own freedom above those two.

So yeah, I prefer to be bossed around by him than your boss. Sorry, Ichigo."

After that, I rouse the engineers by saying that they can have the tech once we crush their fortress. I then open a comm channel to Wyld.

"Y'know, why don't we create some hills or shallow pits in the valley? This way our tanks can enter hull-down position more easily, reducing the damage they take. Of course, this'll make the area more difficult to traverse. Your choice."

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Wyld The bound soul from Just out of reach Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The bound soul
#5121: Feb 27th 2015 at 3:32:32 AM

@liatome oh i didn't see the 'bidding war' thing. next round.

I nod to tabbune and say You do have full acces to the army at the moment, bear in mind that you can only take ten with you at most, and that trying to take down the delphinus, or hijack it, may be a bad idea. We dont want it to start shooting at us, and i can probably get an airship for you from the hanger in just a bit. If you think you can do it without losing too many armors, you are welcome to it. I also start retrieving the abilities of the grunts out from a file somewhere and send it.

um i think we have a bigger problem!

With another channel opening up, i say to engie sure, just try not to cuase trouble for people who aren't involved, we dont need extra people shooting at us.

no im serious about this please stop ignoring me

I grin at AF's message and reply with thats the whole point of the valley, if it can get us some higher defense in there AND make it harder to travel, even for our forces, I support it. oh, and feel free to grab some blue prints, and maybe a powercore or two for whatever it is you are working on. anything that doesn't mess with the vehicles already being made is fine with me. I also send specs of thee tanks, and of the weapons in the armory.

HEY! this isn't funny! we need to deal with the future attacks these things will make!

and then, finally noticing the forge... which unfortunately is right next to the enemy castle. You know, I'd LOVE to capture it, since these guys are built to be armed with artifacts but... by the time we get a stable enough foot hold over there, it would already be game over.

now you are just Gorilliaing with me aren't you.

edited 27th Feb '15 6:58:51 AM by Wyld

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ShinyCottonCandy Keeping cool from Unova (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Keeping cool
#5122: Feb 27th 2015 at 5:27:25 AM

(RP)

Tabunne, you're definitely welcome to take one of Hoopa's portals, if not this round due to Hoopa already taking an action, then next round. They should be able to get you pretty much anywhere, except maybe inside the Unity castle.

Hoopa groans. You build a legend around yourself and suddenly everyone wants a taste of your power.

I roll my eyes. Pay no mind to Hoopa's attitude.

Ichigo: Has fseftr/Blue not always been a girl?

edited 27th Feb '15 5:29:35 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

SoundCloud
SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5123: Feb 27th 2015 at 6:45:33 AM

RP POST:

   Shadow    sees the hesitance of AF's Engineers, and grins thoughtfully.

He then broadcasts a telepathic signal to the most doubting of them, targeting those who trust AF's judgement the least, and careful to avoid his message being monitored by those that have the most faith in AF. The message is as follows:    "WOULD YOU REALLY FOLLOW A LEADER SUCH AS ONE WHO TURNS DOWN THE GREATEST IN TECHNOLOGY THIS SIDE OF THE GARDENS OF UNITY? THERE ARE A WIDE VARIETY OF THE GREATEST MECHANICAL AND MAGICAL DEVICES THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. TAKE IT FROM ONE WHO HAS CONTRIBUTED TO MOST OF THE TECHNOLOGY IN HIS SELF-CREATED UNIVERSE: THERE ARE NONE LIKE IT. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR LEADER GROWING SUSPICIOUS, FOR I HAVE MANY WAYS THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD COMPLY WITH MY OFFER WOULD MASK YOUR IDENTITIES. YOU WOULD REMAIN ANONYMOUS. ALL EVIDENCE LINKING YOU WITH THE OTHER SIDE WOULD BE ERADICATED. IF YOU DO ACCEPT MY OFFER, YOU NEED NOT LEAVE FOR MY CITADEL AT ALL. YOU CAN EASILY SABOTAGE THE ENEMY'S EFFORTS. AS A BIT OF A GIFT TO AID THE DECISION-MAKING PROCESS, HERE IS A SMALL TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH. MAKE YOUR CHOICE. WILL YOU STAY WITH YOUR OBLIVIOUS LEADER, OR WILL YOU TAKE PART IN SOME OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THIS REALITY HAS EVER KNOWN?"    At the end of    Shadow   's telepathic speech, a group small tool appears next to the doubting engineers. The tools appear to combine the effects of a compass, watch, thermometer, calendar, barometer, and more.

MEANWHILE:

The Draconians guard the fort, and begin speaking in Draconic amongst themselves. A red-scaled Draconian turns to his black-scaled peer. <Do you really think we should obey the one known as Ichigo Montoya?> The Black Draconian scoffs. <Why not? He wears the Armor of the Dragonkeeper.> The Red Draconian frowns. <Yes, but wasn't that orignally Skarra's?> <Yes, but That Shadow character defeated him and usurped control over the Dragon Nests, remember? We're obligated to serve him.> The Red Draconian scowls for a moment, then nods. <I suppose.> While the Draconians are discussing loyalty, the Terror Demons have no such qualms. Iskatu, Second-in-Command under the Aspect of Terror, mutters secret orders to his brethren.    <Continue this masquerade, but at the moment our true master arrives, be ready to take action. The Master should never have been conscripted by that Outsider.>    One of the Red Draconians turns to Iskatu. "What are you going on about? You know Common and Infernal are second languages for us Draconians." Iskatu turns to the Draconian and puts on a pleasing smile.    "Nothing of your concern, dragonblood."   

SacredSpirit123 Since: Apr, 2014
#5124: Feb 27th 2015 at 6:55:33 AM

Another RP:

Arkus and the Sacred Spirit, who had previously been stunned silent by the arrival of the Black Citadel, snap their attention to AF. "Woah, who said anything about giving up freedom? We don't even LIVE in the places we save. In fact, once we're done ensuring the safety of a world we rescue, we just pack up and LEAVE! They don't have any ties or affiliations with us at all! We simply return our bases to our own dimension, celebrate victory for the forces of Good, and we're out of there! They govern themselves! It's like we've never been there, and there hadn't been a threat to begin with! We visit sometimes, and in dire circumstances we call our allies for help, but IN NO WAY do we infringe on the rights of the denizens of those universes. In fact, with our help, NO INNOCENTS have to die, and traitors can be sniffed out with ease. You know how it usually takes thousands of lives to see it through a conflict and defeat the Villains in other universes? When we help, we ensure there are NO FRIENDLY CASUALTIES. I don't know what Wyld has been telling you, but that is just SLANDER. *sigh...* I wish more heroes would see the light..." Oh and <Text like this> is commonly used in video games and other works to represent a language unknown to the POV character, as in, for example: an alien speaking in a language a human does not understand. If the alien said <I like tacos> and the human thought the alien looked scary enough, he might assume it said something along the lines of    "I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR FAMILY AND STOMP ON THEIR GRAVES, MEAT-WORM!"   

edited 27th Feb '15 7:08:17 AM by SacredSpirit123

Chaoscreeper Past / Future Thing? from Somewhere, in the code of Minecraft... Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Past / Future Thing?
#5125: Feb 27th 2015 at 7:35:21 AM

=7 / 50= Construct (+2, Lait)

=5 / 75= Tablessence

[up]x3 +1's to Laitome[up]

I give the Godmodder an exquisite, jewel-encrusted mahogany sidetable for his castle, because why not? I then examine the DESTROYER. If said destroyer is the same destroyer from Terraria, I send a huge drill down into the earth to impale it. (Because screw that guy.) If it's not, I then fly a drone over to the Flux Demon and start gunning it down.

edited 27th Feb '15 10:58:53 AM by Chaoscreeper

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