Destroy The Godmodder

Repost time since I was too slow last turn to get the final edits in sooooo..

I am also assuming if some has a blank "3 +1's" written then theasy charges are free for the taking.

@piono, if you want I'll pm you specifics to see if this can be allowed.

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Still recovering from an attack by the most violent drawbridge I have ever encountered. I look around and notice two new castles and what I can only assume are massive armies at each of them, but before I can book it out to safety I get a call from an unknown number and an email from my bank. I answer and a car salesman voice says, "Hello I am Victor from Omnversal Incorporated 'for all your universal needs!'"

"Wait why does that sound familiar?"

"You had us airdrop party supplies and sneaking gear into the middle of a nuked city, and I regret to inform you that you are now the owner of Omnversal Inc. because our owner and 'god-king', Laitome, barely survived a nuke and was eventually killed by a drawbridge. Since we have concluded you are the only Laitome we can contact, all of our assets and resources are yours."

"Sounds nice, what's the catch?"

"You must leave what your current universe and enter our universe so we can convince our slaves the 'god-king' Laitome is, contrary to the truth, still alive. Then we will give you all you want for this war. Of course this will have to be approved by the game maker because I know you have some doubts about whether or not this is approved due to the fact you need some powerful stuff now or pretty soon to stand a chance on your own and that Omnversal Inc. was made up just for the purpose of this DTG game and our writer is not entirely sure if the idea of us is alright in the first place, and he hasn't bothered to pm because he is a little too shy to do it. He's a bit uhh intimidated by the size and is unsure of how far he can go in this thread. If this doesn't get approved, this call is from some guy you owe debt and the email will say your Finite Improbability Drive as been taken by your bank and will only be returned until you pay off your bank loan. If this does get approved I will pick you up; you'll impersonate the late god-king for some time, we'll train you with whatever gear you want, and give you anything you ask for during and after your time with us."

"Wait is there anything else involved with being god-king?"

"Nope, it is just something my boss,the late Laitome, and I came up with to keep the slaves in line."

"Sure I'll accept your offer," I say as I look around the impending signs of war and sigh, "I am never messing with improbability again."

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Overview: So as a side effect of the IID and getting numerous versions of myself killed by a nuke or a drawbridge. I now own Omnversal Inc.(will refer to as O.I. for future posts), a monstrously large company which was owned a Lai, who was killed by the ruined castle's drawbridge. This Lai started the company and eventually owned his entire universe and several more under the company, hence the "universal needs" part of the slogan. The company now needs me to pose as their deceased founder in order to keep their labor from causing an uprising. The company is capable of communicating and traveling across parallel universes. It also has the resources of it's entire parallel universe and has access to very advanced sci-fi tech. Basically, an excuse to get some very powerful stuff without the use of magic (see the list below).

The main thing I am lost on was how much charge is needed to make things because I have no idea how that works so I'll need some help on that, and I want to join the chaos that is about to ensue just for the heck of it.

If Omnversal Inc, is OK:

A wormhole opens before me as a small ship lands right in front of me. A walkway lowers while a man wearing glasses and a suit motions for me to enter the ship. I comply and the ship exits through the wormhole.

Having Omnversal Inc. is separate from the list below (which is the stuff I'm actually not sure about) If it is OK'd begin the charges

So here is my list of stuff I'm gonna ask for from O.I. after playing the role of god-king in another universe (subject to your changes Piono, all stats will be posted if Ok'd):

package 1- Laittlecrusier charges 1/(subject to change): a behemoth-class battlecruiser(starcraft) with some modifications, every turn it will produce either two heavy lobsters(Kirby), 6 wraith fighters(also starcraft) or a combination of the two. Total capacity of 120-210 (fighters count as 1, lobsters count as 3). It also has a nuke which can only be used every 12 turns. It can launch heavy lobsters long distances via the launch tubes from starcraft. It will also have a loudspeaker loud enough to be heard all across the battlefield

package 2- personal gear charges 1/(I honestly don't know): a copy of Metaknight's Galaxia sword and his dimension cape, both scaled to my size. Also a set of armor that gives me ability to use the Falcon punch and Falcon's knee of justice.

TLDR list:

Ship-charge 1/(who knows):Laittlecruiser

Gear- charge 1/(idk): Metaknight gear and Falcon armor

Once again stats will be posted separately if requested.

If O.I. isn't OK:

I sigh at my financial future as I grab a grenade from my gear and throw it at Chaos Creeper's furniture fort just as it looks like it will crumble and grumble to myself, "well I guess I'll have to pick."

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If any of you guys got any suggestions or changes let me know.

And I forgot 3 +1's for anyone who wants them.

edited 26th Feb '15 3:32:17 PM by Laitome

I grab my gear, and casually walk back onto the battlefield. I then teleport to next to Samaritan. Next, I have Samaritan use Send Feds on the fort. I also throw an antimatter grenade at it just in case. Then I walk up to engie, "Engie, join my side. This war might be pointless, but it'll be fun. Oh, by the way, my side's not Team Unity..."

Lastly, I open comms with Sacred "Hey, I have something to say. Wyld approached me shortly after you, and his offer was much more attractive. So I wasn't really on your side for very long. No hard feelings, hmm?"

If I destroyed the table fort, I make sure to tell Ire/Chaos which side I'm actually on.

???: 285/??? Wyld, Jon,

???: 243/???

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

edited 25th Feb '15 7:57:16 PM by fseftr

[Army actions]

the sniper sees if it can find a window to aim through while within the walls of the fort(maybe in a tower or simply going on top of the wall).

the hanger continues with the tank production 2/3

the grunts wander towards the outer walls, ready to repel any one who tries to climb them.

With a single tap on the PDA, the captain looks up, orders his squad into a wedge formation and blasts down the path to assist the samaritan, and more importantly, Blue. intercepting whoever tries to attack them, and if no one does, attacking the drones. who will probably be attacking them.

Quick desc of armors. they are all 'empty' clean crisp looking armors that wield wrist blades as their primary weapon, and can have those blades turn into shields. in 'standard' formations they use the shield and sword, in attack they use swords only, and defense they use two shields. they also have an extremely high 'use unfamiliar weapon' as in, they can be equipped with artifacts.

Speaking of artifacts there are actual charged up artifacts in the fortress for my allies. yes part of that massive charge was dedicated to artifact, actual artifacts, in the armory. they are pretty generic mass produced ones though.

edited 26th Feb '15 6:28:53 AM by Wyld

RRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

   Shadow    sits bolt-upright in his throne, his eyes BLASTING purple fire into the air.    "WHAAAAAAAAT?!?"       Shadow    quakes with barely-contained rage, the Lord of Skull Spiders and Commander Protoh exchanging a look that clearly gives the message:"Here we go again..."    "GUARDS! SEIZE HER! CONFISCATE HER EQUIPMENT! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF THE ASPECT OF DARKNESS! AND I WANT THAT FORT DEALT WITH!"   

=3 / 50= Construct

=3 / 75= Tablessence

cc: how dare you defile (t)he fort!

cc: wai(t), i asked for you (t)o do (t)ha(t).

cc: (c)arry on.

cc: and given (t)ha(t) (t)his has be(c)ome a priori(t)y objec(t)ive...

cc: REINFOR(C)E.

The Table Fort suddenly gains +10k MAX HP and restores an additional 5k.

x3 +1's to attackers of the fort.

edited 26th Feb '15 7:48:45 AM by Chaoscreeper

I get on my gear, which is a bloodstained business suit, and a ghostly afterimage appears around me. A deck of cards appear as I dash towards the table fort and begin to throw exploding cards at it.

72/?, 2/? (Both Fseftr)

Understood.

I rain down Ice Shards at high speeds across the space between Far Right and Side 1 to flatten the land.

3+1s to Team AU.

@AF: Ranko! It's Ranko!

edited 26th Feb '15 4:11:49 AM by Tabbune

Despite Fseftr having spoken from outside the hearing range of most people, I somehow use NANOMACHINES, SON to hear (uh... actually, I don't know your gender) properly. Of course, being audible back will be difficult from up here, so...

Flash-stepping to directly in front of Fseftr, I unequip Wastelander, the minigun disappearing from sight.

"Heh. You remind me of someone. Tell me, does the name Blue mean anything to you? Either way, I'll join your side, whichever it is. Might as well. Not like I've got better things to do anyway, aside from find the sanity breaking point of whoever's currently working the update terminal."

Both wings extend, jet engines whirring back on.

"Just tell me where I need to be."

• 1 to Fseftr

Retarded Dance Van: 27/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 20/????

The Imperious Knight keeps up with the AU grunt squad, using his enormous greatshields to protect them. I make my way through the fortress' armory and outfit myself with a belt of flashbangs. Yes, flashbangs. Though they would be absolutely useless against big entities, hopefully they'll prove useful by stunning mooks and interrupting abilities.

I also ask Wyld for the blueprints of the tanks. Maybe my engineers can take a look at them and make some improvements, once they're finished with my current project of course.

The engineers finished building their engine and are fitting it inside the hull. The engine is built with durability and simplicity in mind, so it's only slightly better than the original Maybach engine in terms of horsepower. Thankfully we can still use the original transmission design, thus saving some time. 19/40 (fseftr, Laitome)

^{Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun} 

Assault Gun on Panzer IV chassis

Health: Medium-low

Offense: High

Specials:

• 7.5 cm Sturmkanone 40 L/48 - Ignores defense buffs and shields. Can fire 1 area away. Deals reduced damage against swarms.

• Turretless - Must spend one action when changing targets or when current target moves to a new area.

Basically, the StuG is a tank-sized sniper meant to stay behind the front lines and pick off heavily-armored targets.

Let's see... 14 year old, silver hair, gothic lolita, and voted as Cinderella Girl of 2013? Eh, she'll do. 13/25 (Herobrine)

More 3 +1s for the AU dudes.

"...I would hope my own name meant something to me... Anyways, Wyld's the leader-person, so you might want to ask him."

edited 26th Feb '15 8:25:20 AM by fseftr

(RP)

I contact Wyld somehow.

Sir, I have devised a small list of some of the gods that may be helpful to our cause. I will send them to you in the near future, over a secure connection. (By that, I mean a PM)

i look at the list, then back to the situation on the battle field.

you are welcome to it, but it looks like we may not need the help, and therefore PROBABLY wont get it. honestly i thought we'd be a bit more outgunned than this. any ways, i guess for now we make an early strike and take the ground around the samaritan, it will make a great foot hold for our forces.

@blackie if that is going to be 'you' all players have the same power level, only seperated by creativity, or being charged with... charges, which increase each round while 'charging' if its a summon, its the same principal, everything that can be considered a game breaker is lowered to the level of charge used to bring it into the field. also you cant summon something without charging it. honestly you could summon a sheep and it would be more powerful than a god if it was summoned with a higher charge time. Don't worry about it too much though, we have a multiversal conquorer and a universe EATER here too, as players no less. all our attacks are based on flavor text and nearly always deal the same damage. so no nerfe is neccesary, its mostly flavor text any ways.

edited 26th Feb '15 8:37:35 AM by Wyld

Do I have to nerf LikLik here? And if yes, how much?

edited 26th Feb '15 8:20:53 AM by Blackie

@Wyld: Pardon, Multiversal SAVIOR, quite. Hmph.

edited 26th Feb '15 8:55:26 AM by SacredSpirit123

=4 / 50= Construct

=4 / 75= Tablessence

I set up some cannons, and they target random things in the Table Fort's zone.

x3 +1's to Table Fort Attackers

@shiny Yes, I'll go by CC.

edited 26th Feb '15 9:25:30 AM by Chaoscreeper

(RP)

Noted. I'll seek the help of the gods only if the situation turns dire.

edited 26th Feb '15 9:40:39 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

(Shouldn't we limit the amount of RP posts???)

@Herobrine Why?

(Just to ease the strain on Piono)

"And just like that, the scale seems to have tipped in Wyld's favor rather quickly. Ugh, why did Troll have go AWOL on us? Also, when did Wyld makes Fseftr an offer and what could he have offered that was so great that it convinced Fseftr to switch sides?" I equip my Skarra Armor and Firebrand Wings, then leap from a balcony and take flight. I then pull out my phone and call AF.

"Armored Fury, long time, no see. So I hear you've joined Team Wyld because they were the underdog at the time. That's a very admirable reason, but Fseftr just switched sides because apparently Wyld gave him a better offer at some point; and from what I can see from my position, he's just convinced Engie to join him. Long story short, Team AU now outnumbers Team Unity, seven-to-five, depending on who earns Chaoscreeper's loyalty first. Well, I just thought I'd let you know that I've got some good weapons and building materials for your engineers made from useful tech that I've salvaged from the remains of the Grox armada and the Doctor Who villains, not to mention some blueprints you might be interested in. Join Team Unity and they're all yours, free of charge. Hell, I'll even throw in a bonus and convince my boss to give you your own personal set of equipment, meaning that you'll get your own custom-made armor and weapons. You don't have to give me a response right away, so take all the time you need to consider my offer."

After that, I cast Reducto on the table fort.

Cannon: 22/30 (Chaoscreeper)

Saren: 242/300 (Sacred)

One for Jon, one for Sacred, one for Zbse.

edited 26th Feb '15 1:08:16 PM by IchigoMontoya

@Ichigo: Firebrand Wings.

   Shadow    grins under his helmet.    "EXCELLENT... THE INFERNAL COMMANDER WILL NO DOUBT BE ONE OF MY GREATEST WARRIORS...NEVERTHELESS, I CANNOT LEAVE THIS TO MERE CHANCE..."       Shadow   , or, as he is known in this nightmarish form, the    Fallen King    of the Black Citadel, grips the Judgement Hammer tightly, sending a jolt of eldritch energy through it, causing the weapon to become a thing of black stone and dark steel, befitting the unholy being that wields it. This is just a cosmetic change. How do you add enchantments to items?    Shadow    watches the assault on the table fort from his throne, the newly-corrupted Judgement Hammer at his side, silently plotting whether or not to assault the blasted thing himself. Plus one to Ichigo, Zed, Jon.

Accidental Repost

edited 26th Feb '15 2:12:18 PM by SacredSpirit123

I just want to say that I find it funny that I am now fighting against the weapon of my own creation, and alongside the weapon that killed two of my valuable summons.

It would be awesome if we had a clash between the two weapons, once the Judgement Hammer is suitably enchanted.

edited 26th Feb '15 2:26:16 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

@Piono:A lot of nullposts... But, I agree that it's funny how Unity is a multiversal savior yet his(?) most active aspect is something you would expect for an evil overlord.