If it isn't made clear by you having already did your free action in the previous post, just somehow or another make sure that it is known to people that this is an rp post. null posts are usually just spoilered. if they aren't rp posts.
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...I leap past the torando, over to Scared's side of the field.
"Well, I believe you to be the innocent one here, so I'm on your side. But we better have a plan, since we're up against that." I point to the fortress.
I then resurrect Jared, and plead him to calm down Mr.Fish.
13/50 Living Data (AF, Tabb)
7/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot (AF, Tabb)
- 3 1s to Scared.
ignore
edited 24th Feb '15 1:30:02 PM by Jondanger23
Hoopa: 78/80
Armored Ambulance: 25/50
I send an email to the Order of Chaos accepting their offer. Then, I find myself swept off my feet by a tornado from nowhere (from my perspective).
Dazed, I find myself in front of wyld's castle.
Sir. You are a 'sir' right now, right? Anyway, I have been preparing a summon that should be most helpful for this escapade, if we can control it...
Would it be too OP for Hoopa to deliver stolen artifacts to wyld's team? If so, then we can just treat the stolen artifacts as removed from the battlefield, until they are reclaimed.
3 +1s
SoundCloudI swat the tornado away and casually look at Wyld's side, shrug, and walk to Sacred.
Something something Arena.PREPARING ACTIVATION!
Shadow strolls to Jon, who is digging through a MASSIVE heap of black sand, and picks him up with telekinesis. "There isn't even a base yet, just WAIT!" He sets him down a few feet away, then puts all the sand back in place. He chants a short incantation, his eyes trailing black smoke, then stomps the ground. The Summoning Sans explode into the air, and swirl into a massive tornado, with Shadow being elevated into the center, laughing maniacally all the way. Then the Black Citadel begins to form from the ground up, towering over the landscape, with a haunting courtyard dominated by a large factory and a Grand Riftgate. It then emanates this foreboding noise. Flickering shapes within coalesce into the first denizens of the building, the Shadowlings: Basic engineers and minions. A booming voice, identified as Shadow 's, calls to his allies. "ENTER THE BLACK CITADEL! SEEK MY THRONE ROOM! THERE, YOU SHALL GAIN YOUR FAVORS!"
Plus one to Ichigo, Zed, and Fseftr.
@Piono: This is just the basic part, the foundation, if you will. To manufature equipment, summon armies, raise Giant Monsters, that takes charges. Can we discuss stats?
@My Allies:I'll outfit you guys inside.
edited 24th Feb '15 8:12:14 AM by SacredSpirit123
(Chaoscreeper has connected to the game.)
cc: perfec(t).
cc: look for a way (t)o pass (t)he (t)ime inside here...
cc: and realizing (t)hat one of (t)he (t)hings (t)hat ruined your life is here, (t)oo.
cc: prehaps it'd still be a way (t)o pass (t)he (t)ime, while pra(c)ti(c)ing for VENGAN(C)E agains(t) (t)he opera(t)or.
Using my powers of TABLEMANCY, I fling thousands of tables towards the Goomba Army.
edited 24th Feb '15 8:10:58 AM by Chaoscreeper
74 68 65 72 65 63 61 6e 6f 6e 6c 79 62 65 6f 6e 65"Yeah, probably so. I actually look forward to working with you when that time comes, Carmen." As I continue chatting with Carmen on the phone, I use the Force to keep the tornado from picking me up while responding to the GUAG's email with a simple "Understood." I then order the Goblin General, the other goblins, and the warlocks to pack everything up and head into the bunker, which they proceed to do while Alpha takes control of the cannon. After that, I walk over to Team Sacred and toss the Judgement Hammer to Shadow, the Dramatic Wind causing my jacket to blow behind me to great effect as I don my sunglasses. "Now you and Wyld have equally powerful weapons. Anyway, let's get this Civil War over with." I then fire Force Lightning at the goombas.
Cannon: 18/30 (Sacred)
Saren: 238/300 (Jon)
One for Fseftr, one for Sacred, and one for Jon.
edited 24th Feb '15 9:49:49 AM by IchigoMontoya
Ichigo, if you think the Judgement Hammer is a powerful weapon, you're mistaken. It's basically a random effect spell that I created with a mere ten charge. Nowhere near comparable to the chainaxe.
SoundCloudI wander into the large citadel, and enter the throne room.
/null
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!???: 277/??? Shiny, Ichigo, Sacred
???: 239/??? Shiny
Seeing the incoming tornado, I vanish.
I then appear in Sacred's throne room, rather nonchalantly.
Narrating my own actions as I do them is slightly awkward.
3x +1 to anyone who gives charges
I teleport into the throne room.
The Destroyer:
215/215 OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
Anyways, I'm going to be adding the Destroyer to Sacred's side.
Stats:
Health: 425,000
Attack 40,000
Defense: 20,000
Specials:
Massive Laser: Fires a HUGE laser at one entity, doing 90k-95k damage. Cooldown of five turns.
Tail Slam: Does 75k damage to one entity or 25k damage to three entities. Cooldown of four turns.
Summon Drones: Summons 50 Drones per turn.
Drones Stats:
Health: 2000
Attack: 50
Defense: 0
Specials:
Flying: Drones can fly.
Anyways, that's the stuff for the Destroyer.
Earthquake:
34/40
3x+1s!
66/100 8/100
I try and fail to see logic in turning goombas with one hp to our side. I decide to try to recruit some of the remaining guys. After all I only attacked goombas so far? I'm recruiting them to sacred side. I than enter his gate.
3+1
edited 24th Feb '15 3:59:40 PM by pillowmantis
Why is a yam attacking me?Q&A: @herobrine: you did not make it clear enough what you were doing. The 5000th post still lies unused. Also, these posts really shouldn't be used for summoning. One-off attacks will probably be more effective honestly. And I've gone back and reconsidered, for this particular conflict, if you can convince me it won't just be you doing your own thing and will involve other people, there can be a pro-herobrine faction for the duration of the civil war arc. @wyld: its still a little bit bewildering. Maintaining summonings will be the biggest problem, so you'll have to keep track of all of that. @blue: I forget, I think you showed up once before, but either way, welcome! @tabbune: Yes, that is a great way to use the 200th page claim. @shiny: No, it would not. You're fine. @sacred: Yeah... What were the charge amounts again? And what were the two applied to, was the first just to raw health and the second to other stuff or... @chaos: Welcome. Hope you enjoy your stay in my humble spin-off. @jondanger: I'm gonna remove defense, since I never really use defense stats much, and its strong enough without it.
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Jindra sets up a large table. On the far edge of the battlefield... Wyld sets down an item... From it springs a massive fortress. An ultimatum has been delivered, a war has begun... Bluefire suddenly flies in out of nowhere on a hoverboard, smashes into sacred, then scrambles over to the far right area with wyld. And then, Tabbune summons a massive tornado that separates everyone out. Results of this will be described as I come to the posts of those who get hit. Tabbune himself ends up as pro-wyld. Engie begins opening fire into the goombas, but only kills 500 before the whirlwind hits, he tries to anchor himself to the ground, but discovers that the OP scale is in fact a real thing, and he is swept away, but due to his true neutral status, he remains neutral.
Tabbune's tornado hits Delphinus, sweeping the various entities on-deck off of it. The entities (except Delphinus itself, which is big enough to stay grounded) are thrown into the side areas. armoredfury notices that he is still in the middle area, but he then runs to side 2 and heals the imperious knight for 5000 health. Math is whipped over to the far left by the tornado. Math manages to revive Jared, but Jared does not calm down Mr. Fish. He has Mr. Fish use 'Don't Eat Jared'. Mr. Fish and Jared join Team Unity. Shiny sends out the acceptance form, and is then swept to the front of the Anti-Unity League's base.
Zbse, thoroughly unimpressed by the tornado, casually saunters over to Team Unity's side. Sacred follows him and summons a massive castle out of dark sand. Suddenly, a new player to the tvtropes mmorpg joins in, and begins by table flipping a table into the goombas, killing 1000 of them. Well, I think I'm about out of time. All these tests! See you some time in the future ichigo. Carmen hangs up. Ichigo is swept up in the tornado, and brought over to Team Unity's side, where he hands the judgement hammer to Shadow. Fseftr joins Team Unity, and is followed by jondanger, who summons The Destroyer. Pillow joins Team Unity, but is unable to convince any of the remaining Neutrals, since the zubats and goombas are both panicking.
The tornado rips through the remaining neutrals, halving the number of zubats and goombas, and depositing a fourth of the remaining goombas in each of the four areas other than the middle. The zubats and goombas are all too disoriented to attack. At the GUAG headquarters: The sound of head-desking can be heard very loudly. "We haven't even finished cleaning up the last mess, and they start this up? I have a bad feeling that we're gonna need to go in and solve this ourselves before one of the other alliances does." "With respect, I think we'd be better off letting them beat the crap out of each other first and moving in if it looks like any of the other alliances are about to." "And I suppose you're right at that. Someone tell ichigo to keep us updated. Let him know that if he personally needs a bail, we can help him out, but that we're staying clear of that fiasco." Various other people take a similar interest in the events now transpiring...
The godmodder looks out the window from his current project. Oh for the love of... I leave them alone for a few days and they start killing each other? Its almost like the only thing keeping me from winning is being there in the first place!
How to Play:
Alright, welcome everyone to the civil war arc! Things are gonna be a bit special for a little while. You have at the minimum however long it takes for something or someone to come in and put a stop to the fighting by messily killing everyone on both sides or when the godmodder hits 12 health and summons the terror enderdragon to messily kill everyone on both sides. There are five areas, far left, far right, middle, side 1 and side 2. The areas are arrayed in a sort of cross pattern, with far left and far right being opposite each other, sides 1 and 2 being opposite each other, and of course, the middle being in the middle. This means that for once, movement is important. Using your vast powers of being stupidly overpowered, you can remodel the map, make physical obstacles and whatnot. If you guys actually manage to end this conflict one way or another, it will have ramifications on the plot though, so remember, what you do here counts!
The two sides are sacred (Team Unity) vs. wyld (Anti-Unity), since the godmodder seems to be too busy with something else to mess with everybody the way he usually does. You can choose a side (recommended) or go out on your own (horribly suicidal) but there is a fair amount of intrigue going on behind the scenes. There may very well be spies or whatever. Remember, the castles on either end are the true objectives of this entire fight. Chances are both will be destroyed at the same time, but you might just manage to avert the forced-stalemate. The future is yours to decide. I might warn you though, there will be much meddling of outside forces in this conflict...
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Battlefield
Far Right:
Wyld’s Fortress [AU]: Hp: 500000/500000. Shield: 250000/250000 Shield reboot: 5/5
wyld [AU]: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 0%. Elemental Chainaxe [A]
shiny [AU]: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds
bluefire, tabbune [AU]
goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1
Side 1:
Witch [TU]: Hp: 30000/30000
Priestess [TU]: Hp: 30000/30000
goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1
Middle:
The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]
Ruined Castle [PG]
creepy dummy [PG]
Zubats x10900 [N]: Hp: 10/10
Delphinus [TU]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 49. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.
Samaritan [TU]: System Integrity: 100% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||
herobrine: Evility Encasement: Durability: 73%
Side 2:
engie, armoredfury [N]
Imperious Knight [AG]: Hp: 92500/100000
goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1
Far Left:
Sacred’s Castle [TU]: Hp: ???/???
The Destroyer [TU]: Hp: 425000/425000. Mega Laser: 1/5. Tail Slam: 1/4.
Enraged Mr. Fish [TU]: Hp: 92000/100000 Hyperbeam: 3/3
Jared [TU]: Hp: 1/1
math [TU]: Mega Pokedex [A]
Sacred [TU]: judgement hammer [A]
ichigo, fseftr, jondanger, zbse, pillow [TU]
goombas x50000 [N]: Hp: 1/1
Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found
edited 24th Feb '15 5:57:20 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?Anyone with troubles on the Recap, or with the general timeline of the game, I made this timeline document. Anyone can edit it, and add more.
Alice (162/450) note
The One Sin(12/100+ pillow, jon, fseftr, shiny, AF, wyld)note
Hm... I'll set up a few hotplates with tea kettles on the table. Also I'm definitely staying neutral (even if that doesn't affect my summons). And need a location on the battlefield for where I am.
3x+1's
edited 24th Feb '15 6:12:05 PM by JindraAG
Lay out a tray of Pokepuffs and Pokesnacks, then holler the zubats over to TU's side.
14/50 Living Data. 8/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot.
3 +1's to fseftr.
edited 24th Feb '15 6:20:48 PM by Mathleticism
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!Hoopa: 80. (Jindra)
A small djinn appears by wyld's castle. Hoopa, the Mischief Pokémon, has entered the battle.
Hoopa has two forms. Here is the first form:
Hoopa's first form (Hoopa Confined) has 75,000 HP. It can create inter dimensional portals to travel anywhere nearly instantly, and uses them for its Hyperspace Hole attack, which has it travel to a target, strike, and get away.
It can also use Shadow Ball, which will bounce between targets to hit multiple targets. (I took some creative liberty here)
Lastly, with every turn it has a chance to steal an artifact from its target. The chance will go up if that is its only action for the round.
When defeated, it will disappear into a portal for a round or two to change to its second form. More on that when it comes to that.
Armored Ambulance: 26/50
I stay back to prepare myself and Hoopa for the battle.
3+1s to the Anti-Unities
edited 25th Feb '15 3:25:13 AM by ShinyCottonCandy
SoundCloudI wasn't aware that there were conditions attached to that 5000... well...
Suddenly, I find myself ripped out of the house of gaming and smack dab in the dead center of the civil war.
Evilty: WHAT THE FUCK...
Me: WHAT THE FUCK...
I run at Mach 2 towards far left, barreling everyone in my way over.
I have no bloody idea what to use the 5000th thing on, unless you can somehow magically make more charges for posts. I'd use it on the 500 poster to drastically shorten the time, but I think that's also illegal.
The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD
The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 6/50
Ţ̶̷̴̨h̷̶̕҉͜e̸̵̡͠ ̵̡G̷̀͡o̢͞͡d́m̸̛͡o̸̵͞d̶̛͘d̸̛͢ę̵҉͏͢ŗ͘͞'̷̀s̢҉͟ ̷̢S̴̶̷̸͠e͏̡̨͟͡c̵̡̀͏͡o̶̡̡͘n̷̡҉d̴҉̀ ́̕͞C̸̵̡҉ò́ḿ̨̢͘͜ì̵̕n͡҉g̛̀͘͘͢?̡̀̕͢?̴̶̸̧?̧̡ : 53/500
3+'s
edited 24th Feb '15 6:28:31 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.=1 / 400= The Order
=1 / 75= Tablessence
I create a Furniture Fort. The first team to destroy it will obtain my help.
[N] Table Fort, 40,000 HP, no attacks.
x3 +1's.
edited 24th Feb '15 6:32:47 PM by Chaoscreeper
74 68 65 72 65 63 61 6e 6f 6e 6c 79 62 65 6f 6e 65Looks like the AU guys are short on manpower. I'll be joining the Wyld side, then. Sorry sacred.
With that, I order the Imperious Knight to follow me to Wyld's castle. I notify the engineers to relocate themselves to the castle and continue the production there.
Although we can't rework the lower hull, we can modify the superstructure and gun. If we lower the casemate, change the gun caliber and lenghten it, we can build a more versatile StuG IV 16/40 (Shiny, Herobrine)
Sturmgeschütz IV assault gun
Health: Medium-low
Offense: High
Specials:
- 7.5 cm Sturmkanone 40 L/48
- Ignores defense buffs and shields. Can fire 1 area away (Side 2 to middle, middle to far left, etc.). Deals reduced damage against swarms.
- Turretless - Must spend one action when changing targets or when current target moves to a new area.
Basically, the StuG is a tank-sized sniper meant to stay behind the front lines and pick off heavily-armored targets.
I contact a Japanese production house to see if I can arrange a mini-concert at the castle. 11/25 (Jindra)
3 +1s for the AU guys.
edited 24th Feb '15 6:39:26 PM by ArmoredFury
More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...50/50 A Sniper waves from the top of the wall on the fort. it is able to target anything on the battle feild once every three rounds for massive damage, it has absurdly low health for its charge time though.( a mere 6,000) name? Seras. oh and it it can ONLY attack once every three rounds. it has a VERY large caliber gun. practically an anti tank rifle! oh, and its also being protected by the fort. honestly, a 50 milimeter cannon fired at a velocity high enough to maintain accuracy miles away is more firepower than the average human could be reasonably expected to handle. good thing she isn't human.
25/25 [jindra][shiny][AF] a powerful animated armor walks up behind the sniper, examines the gun and shakes its head. clearly it doesnt think it is magic enough, so it gives the sniper a headset that predicts the future, or at least what it will look like when the bullet hits, so that the sniper will never miss its target, and beable to do a bit more damage by aiming for critical points on the target. the mysterious armor then begins to walk back into the fort, heading for the control room.
oh, the summons are actually fairly simple. i can pick a vehicle type to produce, and in three rounds it produces an apropriate amount for them, and the armors are produced every round within the fortress. speaking of them, how many do i currently have? and i can handle them of course. you just need to pick how many armors are summoned a round andthe charge power of each vehicle group. remeber that the bigger vehicles spawn less of them, one for the biggest ground and air, more for the smaller ones. the biggest ground should be the troop carrier by the way.
I turn on a PDA and begin ordering troops for a few captians and their squads to come out of the fortress, and activating the hanger and telling it to produce the main battle tanks...
hanger:1/3
also don't i have a main cannon that i can fire every four rounds? since it is already summoned i guess leave it as it is. also, i have the fort fire standard attacks over the heads of the goombas to target the furniture pile, becuase it is an eyesore in the battle field and will probably get in the way of people, unless it is out of range, in which case they hold fire. Or if the fort has no attack on its own, in which case it sits there and produces units like it would have been any ways.
all right, i;m going to go tell you guys a few things right off the back, you have full access to the armory which contains weapons, support items, and a few other powerful ones. you also have full acces to the hanger which produces vehicles for the troops and you, also you can take squads of ten or more grunts from inside the fort and take them into battle with you. i'll explain more about how they work if you ask me, but since there may be spies, i'll have a printed out nice and neat paper to hand you.
I start, just noticing my high pitched voice. okay, that's not funny, i'm not letting you pick what we look like again after this.
aawww, but what about the tail?
... tail? Indeed, a rather fluffy white tail apears to have been concealed under the suprisingly baggy hoodie, wrapped around my stomach. that only reinforces my point.
any ways, we appear to be outnumbered for the moment, we need some troops out here... we need to grab some grunts from inside the fort, and gather enough momentum to knock them to the ground. we may have to fall back on the abilities of the fort to give us an advantage, and in the long run we will be gathering power quicker. the way the infantry works is that there are a limited number of higher ranking troopers, but essentially infinite grunts. the production room produces the medium ranking infantry to lead small groups out into battle, but there are a much greater number inside the fort. seriously i need to know how many troopers you have me starting off with, and how many i make a round.
I've always loved strategy games... but playing a foot soldier always apealed to me somehow...
I lob a goomba magnet into the center of the field to keep the pesky things away from my fortress.
[in the future, I'll be spitting the actions of the fort, my actions, and any Role Play i want to make into seperate posts as to avoid clutter. seriously.
thee plus ones to AU forces
edited 25th Feb '15 2:28:30 PM by Wyld
[Click this link, and all your questions will be answered for a price...I walk out of the castle, and shoot an explosive fire ball at the table fort.
The Destroyer digs underground. (Note: all drones summoned while the Destroyer is underground will be on the surface above the Destroyer.)
Earthquake:
35/40
A small pile of metal appears right outside of Sacred's castle...
Automated Turret:
1/25
3x+1s to the TU players!
edited 24th Feb '15 6:41:07 PM by Jondanger23
Wow even after waiting for the alliances to start it is a bit confusing and I may have a dumb plan to fight it all on my own. Horribly suicidal yes but the at least I can do what I please.
@piono, if you want I'll pm you specifics to see if this can be allowed.
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Still recovering from an attack by the most violent drawbridge I have ever encountered. I look around and notice two new castles and what I can only assume are massive armies at each of them, but before I can book it out to safety I get a call from an unknown number and an email from my bank. I answer and a car salesman voice says, "Hello I am Victor from Omnversal Incorporated 'for all your universal needs!'"
"Wait why does that sound familiar?"
"You had us airdrop party supplies and sneaking gear into the middle of a nuked city, and I regret to inform you that you are now the owner of Omnversal Inc. because our owner and 'god-king', Laitome, barely survived a nuke and was eventually killed by a drawbridge. Since we have concluded you are the only Laitome we can contact, all of our assets and resources are yours."
"Sounds nice, what's the catch?"
"You must leave what your current universe and enter our universe so we can convince our slaves the 'god-king' Laitome is, contrary to the truth, still alive. Then we will give you all you want for this war. Of course this will have to be approved by the game maker because I know you have some doubts about whether or not this is approved due to the fact you need some powerful stuff now or pretty soon to stand a chance on your own and that Omnversal Inc. was made up just for the purpose of this DTG game and our writer is not entirely sure if the idea of us is alright in the first place, and he hasn't bothered to pm because he is a little too shy to do it. He's a bit too much of a... you know what I won't swear, so moving on. If this doesn't get approved, this call is from some guy you owe debt and the email will say your Finite Improbability Drive as been taken by your bank and will only be returned until you pay off your bank loan. If this does get approved I will pick you up; you'll impersonate the late god-king for some time, we'll train you with whatever gear you want, and give you anything you ask for during and after your time with us."
"Wait is there anything else involved with being god-king?"
"Nope, it is just something my boss,the late Laitome, and I came up with to keep the slaves in line."
"Sure I'll accept your offer," I say as I look around the impending signs of war and sigh, "I am never messing with improbability again."
______________________________________________
If OK:
Overview: So as a side effect of the IID and getting numerous versions of myself killed by a nuke or a drawbridge. I now own Omnversal Inc., a monstrously large company which was owned a Lai, who was killed by the ruined castle's drawbridge. He started the company and eventually owned his entire universe, hence the "universal needs" part of the slogan. Basically an excuse to get some very powerful stuff without the use of magic. (separate from the list below)
Having Omnversal Inc. is separate from the list below (which is the stuff I'm actually not sure about)
The main thing I was lost on was how much charge is needed to make things because I have no idea how that works so I'll need some help on that, and I want to join the chaos that is about to ensue for the heck of it.
So here is my list of stuff I'm gonna nab from Omnversal Inc. after playing god-king in another universe (subject to your changes Piono all stats will be posted later and/or pm'd to Piono):
package-ship charges 1/(subject to change): a behemoth class battlecruiser(starcraft) with some modifications, every turn it will produce either two heavy lobsters(Kirby), 6 wraith fighters(also starcraft) or a combination of the two. Total capacity 36 (fighters count as 1, lobsters count as 3)
package-gear charges 1/(subject to change): a copy of Metaknight's Galaxia sword and his dimension cape scaled to my size. also a set of gantlets that give me ability to use the Falcon punch and falcon's knee of justice.
If the gear and Omnversal Inc. aren't OK:
I sigh at my financial future as I grab my grenade and throw it at Chaos Creeper's furniture fort.
edited 25th Feb '15 4:54:24 PM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
Oh. I see. Heh.
As the tornado passes by, the drone anchors itself to the ground via tendrils of metal. Wind blowing hard, bystanders would be forgiven if they didn't notice the gray light glowing from where the drone remains still, wings retracting fully to avoid taking off accidentally.
"Don't try to fit me into a side. No existing force, not even that of a million Gods for every particle that has existed, can force me into something that I don't want to be. And don't go citing the OP scale, either. That THING isn't a force or a god. It isn't even real."
The winds pass, the drone extending both wings fully and standing back up.
"It is a choice."
How do nullposts, or more accurately flavortextposts, work here? Is it something like "/null" or "/storynull"?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.