Destroy The Godmodder

Note to everyone: Okay, it seems wyld is still gone, we're gonna wait a day or two, but if he hasn't come back by then, the civil war will have to start without him.

Q&A: @pillow: Um... 100 would be enough to summon the terra blade. @sacred: I can't even remember by this point. I'm not even entirely sure what I'm going to do with it actually. @laitome: afraid not, it was a one-off attack. The IID fried right after, but I'll assume you made another one-use improbability drive for your action. In-story, you're just another troper, so no one knows about you specifically, and no one really knows who the clown is either. @syme: whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't just get to summon things of significant strength without a charge. Also, How am I suppose to know how the whole mana thing works if you haven't told me how it works yet? Just saying. @fury: hey! welcome back! Been a while, hasn't it. @fseftr: Overkill much?

@everyone who was trying to interact with the alliances: those job offers were sent electronically because the house of defense wouldn't let any agents get close to you. Think through your stuff though, you will mostly likely be able to follow up on those job offers in the next session, and even if you don't... your lives will become much, much more difficult if the alliances get involved, especially if you get Melkor or Lucifer involved.

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Jindra begins a large stomping chain, taking down 5000 goombas in the attempt to up his previous scores. The priestess attempts to restore flight functions to the battleship, but it seems that its more than just a debuff keeping it on the ground. The witch hits one of the arwings, causing the pilot inside to confusedly fire on its cohorts, and destroys four of them before they turn their guns on it. 5 arwings destroyed. Zbse goes into his book and checks the data he gathered. It seems that most of it is just info on the SCPs and a bit on some of the artifacts... Well crap. The rest of the book was being held in the hallway you walked through on your way to the station... Now you feel stupid.

Herobrine ambles off towards the house of gaming. Ichigo gives wyld the chainaxe, and talks to the soldiers he left on the battlefield. He gets the judgement hammer from shiny, then calls Carmen. Carmen laughs. Thank you, I will enjoy watching that smug ******* get his face punched in. Good luck. And then ichigo hits Jared with avada kedavra. Jared topples over dead. Mr. Fish becomes enraged. Laitome uses the improbability drive to create a town around the godmodder. The godmodder, upon being called upon for his eviction notice, simply drops a relish nuke on the town. There. There isn't a city anymore. Synth summons seven shadow wolves. Two of them go after herobrine, who zaps them without really noticing, and the three that go after the godmodder die in the relish nuke.

Math sighs after looking out at the mess in the battlefield, summons himself a mega pokedex, and bounces his way across 6000 goombas. Jondanger pours tartar sauce on Mr. Fish, and deals 2500 damage in eating before Mr. Fish slams him into the ground. Shiny bounces on another 4500 goombas. Tabbune casts ice lance at the creepy dummy. The creepy dummy isn't there anymore. Tabbune looks around, and jumps when he finds it sitting behind him. It is very disconcerting. Fseftr has Samaritan use brute force hacking. The grounded battleship abruptly explodes from a newly-added self-destruct sequence. The massive explosion hits fseftr himself, but also 2000 of the zubats and wipes out 200000 of the goombas. Fury has the imperious knight shield the priestess.

The goombas panic upon the sudden application of heavy fire that they can't see the source of due to there being so many goombas in the way. They stampede their way over the top of the waddle-dees (killing 300, the waddle-dees retaliate on the fleeing mushrooms, killing 200) and run smack-dab into the creepers, 200 of whom explode, killing 8000 goombas before the mushroom stampede changes to go a different direction, and the zubats do a hit-and-run attack over them, killing off another 20000. Mr. Fish, having nothing else on the ground to target, due to Samaritan being further away on the edges and all the other entities taking refuge on Delphinus, targets the goombas, killing another 10000. The hijack arwings make a pass at Delphinus, thinking maybe if they're fast enough they can hijack it, as it looks much more durable than their tiny little fighters. 5000 damage dealt to the primary turret, and 2 crew members are killed.

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Battlefield

The Godmodder: Hp: 20/100 [in castle]

creepy dummy [PG]

goombas x746300 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Waddle-dees x700 [N]: Hp: 1/1

Zubats x48000 [N]: Hp: 10/10

Hijacked Arwings x5 [N]: Hp: 100/100

Creepers x500 [N]: Hp: 10/10

Enraged Mr. Fish [N]: Hp: 97500/100000 Hyperbeam: 1/3

Delphinus [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. crew: 198 AP: 49. Moonstone cannon: 3/3. torpedo: Hp: 200000/200000. primary turret: Hp: 145000/150000. Secondary turret x2: Hp: 75000/75000.

Witch [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Priestess [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

Samaritan [AG]: System Integrity: 100% Gather Info ||! Send Feds |||! Brute Force Hacking |||||

Imperious Knight [AG]: Hp: 50000/100000

wyld: Infusion: acceleration suit [A]: Heat: 0%. Elemental Chainaxe [A]

ichigo: judgement hammer [A]

shiny: healing tome [A] Chaos Emeralds

herobrine: Evility Encasement: Durability: 73%

math: Mega Pokedex [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 44/101 pages found

edited 20th Feb '15 8:43:04 PM by pionoplayer

   I'm not going into that castle to fish the rat out, and I'm not going to wait around for him to come out. Security is required.   

Define security.

Walking up the steps of the Gaming House, the encasement knocks, as the door is opened.

   Him.   

???- Well.. you took your time.

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 2/50

   THE GODMODDER'S SECOND COMING   : 51/500

3+'s

I stab Mr. Fish with a fork.

The Destroyer:

212/215 oh boy this gun be gud

Earthquake:

32/40

3x+1s!

64/?, 64/? (Both )

I ain't dealing with this crap. I try to find the Godmodder.

3+1s!

@Piono: Yep. I'll be quite busy for the next couple of weeks though, so I might not be able to post here once in a while.

I use a medikit on the Imperious Knight and have him hold position, unless someone else have a better idea.

We got our production facility up and running again. The problem is the lack of quality materials available to us. We have enough steel to build the 15 cm gun, but we need to use salvage metals for the hull. Obviously this will compromise the vehicle's durability, but I suppose it's acceptable. 6/35 (Jon)

^{Sturmpanzer "Brummbär" SPG} 

Health: Low-Medium

Offense: High

Specials:

• Sturmhaubitze - Deals splash damage up to 3 targets or double damage against swarms. Attacks every 2 turns.

If we want to support the AG forces, we should raise their morale. One of the best way to do that is through music. 4/25 (Tabbune)

• 1 to Jon's Destroyer. 213/215

• 1 each to the 2 posters below me.

edited 20th Feb '15 9:04:39 PM by ArmoredFury

As Alpha confirms to Shadow that I saw the show while mailing Shadow's gifts to Carmen and placing the copy of the fireworks show in the bunker for future viewing, I continue chatting with Carmen on the phone after sending her the video of the godmodder getting his ass kicked. "Thanks, Carmen. Hope you enjoy watching the video to your heart's content. Also, say hi to House for me when you get the chance." While continuing the conversation, I offhandedly blast the Arwing Fighters with Force Lightning while welcoming Fury back to the battlefield and thinking of a way to infiltrate the godmodder's new fortress.

Cannon: 14/30 (Sacred)

Saren: 234/300 (Fury)

One for Fseftr, one for Tabbune, and one for Sacred.

Having nothing better to do, I tinker with Wastelander for a bit, attach the minigun barrel head, and open fire on the Goombas. Additionally, I start typing notes onto a hard-light screen about what happens.

"Pity the OP scale still holds here."

Retarded Dance Van: 22/74 (+1)

Machinae Mundi: 16/????

Uh, guys? What about a page 200 special attack?

Ok Godmodder, the only way I'm gonna destroy you, is by charging that castle. So here goes everything.

Charge the castle, and smash through the front door. While running, I'll use my megadex to scan Mr. Fish.

7/50 Living Data (Herobrine, Joe)

2/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot (Herobrine)

edited 21st Feb '15 2:32:02 AM by Mathleticism

Alice (147/450 Tabbune, Jon, Herobrine) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
???(3/75)

I'm grab Mr. Fish and try and throw him into the Goomba mob. Priestess will apply a regen effect to Imperious Knight. Witch and the two secondary turrets will attack the Hijacked Arwings.

3x +1's

My eye twitches, I leave the book and quickly go on a rampage through the battlefield in anger.

CHARGES:

63/?

63/?

   Shadow    is about to continue speaking to Ichigo, but then collapses in pain as the genocide caused by the Relish Nuke hits home, with the other Aspects feeling the same.    "ARRRRGH!"       Shadow    curses again, then returns to speaking with Ichigo.    "That STUPID Godmodder! Imbalance fracking HURTS! Anyway, inside the parcel are trinkets from each of the Aspects' Elemental Quarters. There's an enchanted Black Rose from me, a steampunk universal remote from Galvix, a working Crystal Ball from Arkus, an obsidian heart from Fury, and a living wood statuette from the Sacred Spirit. The uses are pretty straight-forward. The Rose never dies, and, in fact, FLOURISHES wherever you put it, and can be very useful for whatever covert activities she may need it for, as the petals and thorns can be used for cosmetic supplies, camouflage, poisons, sleeping potions, whatever she needs. Whatever is taken from it simply regenerates, and one rose can grow an entire plant. The Universal Remote Control not only works on ANY device, not just electronic, it also can control time and space. The Crystal Ball can be used to contact anyone at any time, any place. The Obsidian Heart is a useful trinket that can coat the user in a protective skin of flame without burning them or any of their possessions, and also renders the user immune to heat and fire. The statuette is a small plant creature, actually, and, if you water it, it can grow to be your loyal guardian. All of these gifts have an eternity-guarantee. Also enclosed is a note from all of us saying we'd like to meet on friendly terms some time. Oh, and there's also a formal apology from us to Dr. House. Well, I feel I've said all I could. I'm just gonna sit back and relax for now. Call back later, okay? Oh, and tell Zed I might be able to look for the book later."   

   Shadow    sits back, and begins to meditate. The other Aspects follow, and relax as well.

• Ichigo

• Zed

• Fseftr

Sorry for the long dialogue...

edited 21st Feb '15 7:52:28 AM by SacredSpirit123

???: 270/??? Ichigo

???: 234/??? Sacred

Samaritan: Attack Goombas

I set up a massive team death match between the zubats and goombas.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

62/100 4/100 Sure let's just summon the terra blade then.

I feel overly cautios. After such a battle it's hard not to be paranoid, especially with a civil war arc coming. In the interest of hurrying things along I set up an artistic presentation that I could describe as a memetic cognito hazard in the middle of the field. And it can only be seen by goombas and other low level mooks because sure.

I ask nicely for an 110% sticker to put on the cognito hazard

3+1

What fun. I personally can't wait for a new game of DTG And I know e are slowly approaching that point

edited 21st Feb '15 8:33:07 AM by pillowmantis

Hoopa 76/80 Look at all these artifacts on the battlefield...

Armored Ambulance: 23/50

In the middle of the battle, I set a figure that bears a strong resemblance to Kirby. I stand back and push the remote trigger, and it turns into a vortex, resembling a black hole, but significantly weaker. This should eliminate many of the weaker enemies.

3 +1s

Well that was harsh. So IID's are one shot weapons but making more simply involves feeding a finite imbrobability generator tea and the probability of an IID existing which I already have from making two, so I could make as many I want but that's no fun. Also I am renaming the versions of me, from infinite universes and times, that I dragged into this to make the city Lai's for the sake of reading. Soooo...

___________

I rally the survivors of the nuke to me. Then I order tons of party supplies, food, everything you need for a massive party, and a battering ram to be air dropped to me and and the survivors with splinter cell equipment mixed into the shipments. I then order the survivors to knock down the castle door, rush in there, find the godmodder, and throw a massive party around him to keep him distracted and trapped. I (equipped with the splinter cell gear) will blend in among the crowd (this should work, as there should be some Lai's in there who are me) to enter and search the castle so I can find whatever the godmodder may be working on.

edited 22nd Feb '15 8:57:08 PM by Laitome

Okay guys, I've got stuff today, so I'm afraid that I can't update. Everyone gets a second post.

For the new people; I don't post on Sundays, so the update will come on Monday.

I throw my fork at the Waddle Dees.

Destroyer:

214/215 this gun be real gud

Earthquake:

33/40

3x+1s!

Alice (152/450 jon, shiny, pillow, fseftr) ^note High HP, Flies, and is a Ghost
Default Attack: Life Drain, Medium Damage, Heals Alice for half damage done
Energy Drain: 3 turn charge, Medium Damage, Saps 2 rounds from all charges of target, Heals Alice for half damage done, Alice increments charges at random by 1 for every 2 decremented
Vitality Drain: 6 turn Charge, acts as Energy Drain targeting all nearby enemies.
Die For Me: 12 turn charge, chance to kill every unit in same zone, Higher on lower HP enemies, 75% max effect chance.
???(4/75)

And I'll throw some lightning at the creepers. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

3x+1's

???: 273/??? ,

???: 237/??? ,

I offer a million dollar reward to the goomba that jumps off a cliff first.

3x +1 to anyone who gives charges

Seeing what Jindra does... Ah, he's trying to supercharge the creepers, right? I pull out my sidearm and pop the nearest charged creepers, in the hope that the ensuing explosion will take out other creepers before they can damage an AG entity.

We finished the gun and lower hull. Because we don't have the blueprints for the engine, we have to use our existing design. 9/35 (Jon, fseftr)

Inspiring our forces through music can be done by staging a live concert. But who should I call in? 7/25 (Jindra, Shiny)

More 3 +1s!

Cast thunderbolt on the Zubats. It's super effective!

10/50 Living Data (Fury, fseftr)

4/150 Caesar-Salad Super Bot (Fury)

3 +1s to Fury.

edited 21st Feb '15 8:05:57 PM by Mathleticism

After sending an email to the GUAG saying that after much thought, I've decided to take them up their offer since as I'm a firm supporter of both good and order, I hurl many grenades at the goombas while thinking of a way to sneak into the godmodder's castle.

Cannon: 16/30 (Sacred)

Saren: 236/300 (Fury)

Three +1s for anyone who isn't Herobrine.

edited 21st Feb '15 7:55:49 PM by IchigoMontoya

Just to clarify, the whole drone business means that I can respond to emails by talking. Somehow. Advanced technology, don't question it.

And I continue blasting goombas into nothingness with Wastelander while laughing like a maniac. Because why not.

Retarded Dance Van: 23/74

Machinae Mundi: 17/????

64/100 6/100

I decide that the best thing to do is to take a koopa shell from nowhere and kick it at the goombas so as to bounce it from one to the next in an awesome chain.

I also start to plan a trip to the house of weapons for a visit to Isaacs shrine.

3+1

I want to know just how high a charge id need to make for mr Rogers to do one attack would be,.

edited 22nd Feb '15 1:57:35 PM by pillowmantis

   Straight to the point. I want to know what you and the other guy are preparing for the Godmodder. He was originally a minecraftian, so it really should have been you and him taking this idjit down.   

??? - Working on it as we speak. I suggest you and the other guys go recruit members from all the other houses. I can't see what the GM is doing, but I can feel it in my bones.. it's bad news.

I'll put a call out to all the other houses underneath the scenes. Perhaps Raiden and Big Boss might be interested; they've been restless enough. Keep at whatever you are doing. I will request reinforcements now.

Nodding, Me and the ??? hold themselves up in the house of gaming and begin to send out calls to certain individuals to assist in the upcoming war.

It seems a new faction is starting to take hold.

The Dick Move: 20/20 ON HOLD

The weapon that surpassed Metal Gear: 5/50 +2 Pillow

   Ţ̶̷̴̨h̷̶̕҉͜e̸̵̡͠ ̵̡G̷̀͡o̢͞͡d́m̸̛͡o̸̵͞d̶̛͘d̸̛͢ę̵҉͏͢ŗ͘͞'̷̀s̢҉͟ ̷̢S̴̶̷̸͠e͏̡̨͟͡c̵̡̀͏͡o̶̡̡͘n̷̡҉d̴҉̀ ́̕͞C̸̵̡҉ò́ḿ̨̢͘͜ì̵̕n͡҉g̛̀͘͘͢?̡̀̕͢?̴̶̸̧?̧̡   : 52/500 Oh dear :)

Action: The ??? puts some calls in to all the houses for some "investigation" and "preparation" of when the God M comes back. Who answers, is all up to chance.

3+'s

edited 23rd Feb '15 10:54:24 AM by LordHerobrine